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1[[quoteright:182:[[Webcomic/{{Sinfest}} https://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/images/malaprop.png]]]]
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3->'''Young Biff:''' Why don't you make like a tree, and get out of here?\
4'''Old Biff:''' ''[{{dope slap}}]'' It's ''leave'', you idiot! "Make like a tree, and ''leave''!" You sound like a damn fool when you say it wrong!
5-->-- ''Film/BackToTheFuturePartII''
6
7The distinguishing characteristic of the Malaproper is that they constantly replace words with similar-sounding but wrong ones. A common form of this is for the Malaproper to mangle proverbs, idioms, and other figures of speech. They may use overly complicated synonyms that make them sound wrong; e.g., "The cat's out of the bag" becomes "[[ExpospeakGag The feline has been released from the sack!]]" Alternatively, they may use words that sound ''almost'' right -- "Let's get this shoe on the toad!" for "Let's get this show on the road!" They may also nonsensically combine figures of speech ("You can't cross the same river without breaking a few eggs"). (See MixedMetaphor.) This character will sometimes be corrected, [[ChainOfCorrections not that this does any good]].
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9The term "malaproper" comes from "malapropism", a reference to Mrs. Malaprop, a character from the 1775 play ''Theatre/TheRivals'' by Richard Brinsley Sheridan whose name, in turn, is derived from ''malapropos'', an adjective or adverb meaning "inappropriate" or "inappropriately". Mrs. Malaprop's name and character were based on the idea of making ''malapropos'' statements.
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11(Although the trope can be found in earlier works -- for instance, it is also exemplified by Sergeant Dogberry in [[Creator/WilliamShakespeare Shakespeare]]'s ''Theatre/MuchAdoAboutNothing''.)
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13Injuries to certain parts of the brain can produce [[http://www.accessmylibrary.com/coms2/summary_0286-11603235_ITM aphasia,]] loss of speech or speech impediment. Damage to Broca's Area can cause a complete inability to form words at all, while damage to Wernicke's Area can produce [[CurseOfBabel complete loss of comprehensible speech]] (the words come out okay but don't mean anything in relation to each other). This is one cause of malapropism. That and liquor. Another very rare condition -- proxyglossoriasis -- (according to the ''WesternAnimation/{{Duckman}}'' television show) has the sufferer replace the intended word with a nearby word in the dictionary. The effect is often hysterical.
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15Often used by those speaking PoirotSpeak. Can also be used to indicate one who is RaisedByWolves, an [[AliensSpeakingEnglish Alien Speaking English]], or else a {{Cloudcuckoolander}}, whose sense of reality isn't affected (or effected, as the case may be) by actual ''reality''. May be used to set up an ExpospeakGag.
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17Compare and contrast with DelusionsOfEloquence, BluntMetaphorsTrauma, AcronymsAreEasyAsAybeecee, FreudianSlip, PopularSayingBut, and MyHovercraftIsFullOfEels. Compare and contrast also with the {{Spoonerism}}, where the first letter or syllable is transposed for comedy effect. If the speaker uses the apparently correct words instead but gets hopelessly lost in their train of thought, that's {{Metaphorgotten}}. If using the wrong word is the result of mishearing the correct word, that's a MondegreenGag. RougeAnglesOfSatin is this trope in written form.
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19See [[SelfDemonstrating/{{Malaproper}} here]] for a self-demonstrating version of this page.
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21!!Example subpages:
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23[[index]]
24* Malaproper/AnimeAndManga
25* [[Malaproper/LiveActionFilms Films — Live-Action]]
26* Malaproper/{{Literature}}
27* Malaproper/LiveActionTV
28* Malaproper/{{Theatre}}
29* Malaproper/VideoGames
30* Malaproper/WebOriginal
31* Malaproper/WesternAnimation
32* Malaproper/RealLife
33[[/index]]
34
35!!Other examples:
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37[[foldercontrol]]
38
39[[folder:Advertising]]
40* A [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ryakL3DXhAA 1980s radio spot]] for Detroit-area retailer Highland Appliance featured an interview with a "professional doubletalker" who unleashed a veritable Hurricane Of Malaprops.
41* Comedian Norm Crosby was known for malapropisms. In a Miller Lite beer commercial featuring Oakland A's pitcher Catfish Hunter at a bar throwing darts, Norm first calls him Catfood Hunter. Then after Catfish hits dead center, Norm quips, "Hey! Bull's ear, Catnip!"
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43
44[[folder:Comedy]]
45* In a sketch on the Smothers Brothers album ''Mom Always Liked You Best!'' Tommy Smothers commented on how they went to a friend's wedding and then attended the "conception" afterwards. When Dick countered this with "He means ''reception'', folks," Tommy sheepishly replied "I must've been in the wrong room."
46** In the intro to the song "Daniel Boone"[[note]]which it turns out that Tommy doesn't know[[/note]], Dickie says Daniel Boone was a trader and a trapper, to which Tommy responds, "Yeah, Daniel Boone was a trailer and a tractor!"
47* From ''Another [[Series/MontyPythonsFlyingCircus Monty Python]] Record'':
48-->And now, a massage from the Swedish prime minister. (''Sound of a masseuse kneading a patron's back'')
49[[/folder]]
50
51[[folder:Comic Books]]
52* ''ComicBook/SinCity'': [[DelusionsOfEloquence Stubb and Krunk]].
53* Molly Hayes from ''ComicBook/{{Runaways}}'' sometimes mixes up her words.
54* The Beast is prone to this in ''ComicBook/XMenNoir'' because he [[DelusionsOfEloquence tries to sound smart but reaches farther than his vocabulary can vouch for]]. He's a very bright kid, though.
55* Lucullan, [[EvilOverlord Emperor Golgoth's]] minister of War demonstrates this in Mark Waid's ''ComicBook/{{Empire}}''. He uses big words to make himself sound smarter, but gets them wrong half the time (ironically, he is a tactical genius). Although on one notable occasion, it is not clear whether he accidentally uses the right word, or decides to amuse himself by telling the truth, knowing they'll just assume he made a mistake. This will make sense in context, but let's just say he didn't mean "Martinets". In one issue, a fellow warrior notes you can always tell when Lucullan is truly angry as "it's the one time he actually talks sense."
56* [[TheDitz Melody]] in ''ComicBook/JosieAndThePussycats'' does this frequently. One story has Josie and Valerie shocked that "she finally got one right!" In another story, Melody's 'mixed-up maxims' are mistaken for SpySpeak, and she's handed something from another agent, because she inexplicably rattled off a code-phrase!
57* There is an eight-part comic in ''ComicBook/{{Werner}} – Oder was?'' about a guy named Günter who is sent to the pharmacy by his mother to get a pack of Spironolactonil-ratiopharm for his father. Not only can't he get the name right — it ends up as things like "Spironalin Resopal", "Spironolocktan Ratiniloplan" or "Spiranol-Naploram" —, but it drives him insane enough to end up in a hospital. When he is ordered to be treated with Spironolactonil-ratiopharm himself, he escapes in sheer panic.
58* ''Franchise/{{Tintin}}'': Thompson and Thomson mix up their words at times. [[MadLibsCatchPhrase To be precise]], at times they're wordy and mixed-up.
59* Pomru Purrwakkawakka, the Tavitan copilot of the titular {{humongous Mecha}} in ''Dynamo Joe'', likes to show off his command of the language by using English idioms and exclamations, but rarely gets them right; for example, "Let's blow this pup tent!"
60* ''ComicBook/TheTransformersMoreThanMeetsTheEye'':
61-->'''Spinister:''' A transmat suite!\
62'''Misfire:''' Sweet!\
63'''Spinister:''' That's what I said.
64[[/folder]]
65
66[[folder:Comic Strips]]
67* Ernest from the comic strip ''ComicStrip/FrankAndErnest'' is a master malaproper. Occasionally, he even appears as superhero Malaprop Man ("It's absurd! It's inane! It's Malaprop Man!").
68* Ed Crankshaft, eponymous grumpy old man of ''ComicStrip/{{Crankshaft}}'' tends to be of the "mixing metaphors" type, but occasionally strays into more improper malaprops, such as using "philanderer" for "philatelist".
69* Opus of ''ComicStrip/BloomCounty'' is very fond of this.
70-->"Pear pimples for hairy fishnuts!" (How he hears "Prayer temples for Hare Krishnas.")\
71"Sometimes you have to take the bull by the horns of a dilemma."\
72In one strip, the supporting cast all gasp in horror as he starts a malapropism with "you can lead a yak to water," and just brace themselves for what's to come. Opus realizes it, thinks hard... and concludes with "but you can't teach an old dog to make a silk purse out of a pig in a poke," which makes them scream.
73* ''ComicStrip/{{Peanuts}}'': Sally often commits malapropisms in her school reports (such as the "Bronchitis", a dinosaur which became extinct from coughing too much, and "Santa Claus and his Rain Gear" instead of "reindeer").
74* 50% of the humor of ''ComicStrip/TheFamilyCircus'' is this.
75* Jason, of all people, did this in not one, but two ''ComicStrip/{{FoxTrot}}'' comics. He and his friend Marcus, on March 15th, dressed up as giant eyeballs while chanting "Beware the eyes of March" in an attempt to scare Paige. Paige just corrected them, saying that it was supposed to be the "''Ides'' of March". Another time, he and Marcus were dressed for Halloween as "country pumpkins", with the pumpkins' holes shaped like Italy and Lithuania, but Paige told them "It's country ''bumpkins''. And shouldn't you have southern accents then?"
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78[[folder:Fan Works]]
79* Although ''WesternAnimation/TotalDrama'''s Lindsay does this mainly with names in the show (typically in a mondegreen style), fanfic writers often [[{{Flanderization}} flanderize]] her into a full-fledged malaproper.
80** Speaking of which, in ''FanFic/TotalDramaLegacy'', using similar-sounding words instead of the correct word is a common RunningGag used to show stupidity. The character who does this the most is Wayne (the FanCreatedOffspring of Lindsay and Tyler), but it's also frequently done by [[DumbJock Lightning]], [[FatIdiot Sugar]], and, yes, Lindsay.
81* One of ''WesternAnimation/MyLittlePonyFriendshipIsMagic'''s many [[EnsembleDarkhorse Ensemble Dark Horses]], Derpy Hooves, is portrayed in {{Fanon}} as falling into malapropisms, especially when stressed or anxious.
82* ''Fanfic/HalfLifeFullLifeConsequences'': "Thanks I could help bro!" Of course, it being a TrollFic, there's ''plenty'' of malapropos gems laying about. Or is lying about?
83* The third episode of ''WebAnimation/ToBelong'' begins with brothers Jim and Sinbad getting into an argument on whether an insult is "fanny-pants" or "fany-pants". Charming, the one they were insulting, cuts in and tells them the correct term is "fancy-pants".
84* In ''Fanfic/TheRodSquad'', [[WesternAnimation/ChipNDaleRescueRangers Dale]] refers to England Dan and John Ford Coley as England Jim and John Wilkes Booth.
85* In the ''Fanfic/AlternateTailSeries'', while Levy rambles of how Gajeel's inability to regain magic from his own iron is in accords to the Laws of Thermodynamics, Gajeel states he stopped listening after she said "Thermos-Dynamite."
86* ''Fanfic/TheBoltChronicles'': Because of their malfunctioning translator collars bought at a bargain-basement store, the aliens in "The Spaceship" misspeak a lot when they talk to Rhino.
87-->'''Gidney:''' ''[peevishly]'' Budget cuts! Budget cuts! That's all our Beerless Leader says to us anymore.\
88'''Cloyd:''' ''[whispering]'' Not in front of the G-E-N-Y-U-S. We'll make a terrible first compression on our guest of honor!
89* ''Fanfic/ABoyAGirlAndADogTheLeithianScript'': As Beren and Finrod are talking about the latter possibly running into hostile people while wandering around the Halls of Mandos, Beren subtly hints that Finrod's estranged fiancee has just arrived.
90-->'''Beren:''' ''"Um, Sir -- that wasn't a rhetorical question."''\
91''[long pause]''\
92'''Finrod:''' [desperate bravado] ''"I think the word you want is "hypothetical.""''\
93'''Beren:''' ''"No, I think the word we want is -- "help".''
94* In ''Fanfic/RiseOfTheMinisukas'', [[EldritchAbomination Zefron's]] inability to not mix up words constantly drives its partner Azrael up the wall.
95-->'''Azrael:''' ''What I wouldn't give for someone who understands the value of presentation.''\
96'''Zefron:''' ''I UNDERSTAND PRESENTATION. I WILL PRESENTATION MYSELF BEFORE FATHER AFTER I SMASH THE LILIM.''\
97'''Azrael:''' ''That's not….. you know what? Nevermind. Hopefully, the Lilim can appreciate a bit of flair.''\
98'''Zefron:''' ''HOW WOULD YOU BURN THEM ENOUGH FOR THEM TO APPRECIATE FLARE? YOU DO NOT CONTROL FIRE.''\
99'''Azrael:''' ''Not flare, flair!''\
100'''Zefron:''' ''WHAT'S THE DIFFERENCE?''\
101'''Azrael:''' ''….. I hate you so much right now.''
102* ''Fanfic/TheAFRUniverse'' has made this an [[OnceAnEpisode Once A Fic]] gag for [[BookDumb Ryuji]], who'll use the wrong word for what he's trying to say and be corrected by one of his friends. For example, in "Boys and Queens", Ryuji calls Ren and Makoto about how he appeared in a tabloid article because his picture was taken by a "pop rat".
103-->'''Ren:''' "Pop rat"?\
104'''Ryuji:''' You know, those dudes who sneak around and take pictures of people in secret.\
105'''Makoto:''' You mean "{{Paparazzi}}". It's Italian.\
106'''Ryuji:''' [[ComicallyMissingThePoint I dunno what]] ''[[ComicallyMissingThePoint country]]'' [[ComicallyMissingThePoint the guy's from, Makoto!]]
107* In the ''Fanfic/MaFille'' chapter "Sleepover", six-year-old Claire mispronounces "anime" and "amine".
108* The ''VideoGame/Persona5'' fic ''[[https://archiveofourown.org/works/37123411/ Nudist Queen]]'' (NSFW) features the scene from the game where Eiko says her opinion of Makoto has "done a complete 360", obviously meaning a 180. The story turns this into a RunningGag when Ren tells her she means a 540, pointing out to Makoto it is ''technically'' correct. Eiko is fooled, using 540 in the same context later.
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110
111[[folder:Films -- Animation]]
112* ''Film/WhoFramedRogerRabbit'':
113** The head weasel is prone to these.
114--->'''Smart Ass:''' Search the place, boys, and leave no stone interned!\
115'''Smart Ass:''' Hey, boss, you want we should disresemble the place?
116** Roger himself has a memorable one as well when, in the search for Marvin Acme's will, Eddie tells Dolores that she should "check the probate":
117--->'''Roger:''' Yeah, check the probate! Why, my Uncle Thumper had a problem with ''his'' "probate", and he had to take these big pills and drink lots of water...\
118'''Eddie:''' Not prostate, you idiot! Probate!
119* Waffles in ''WesternAnimation/{{Rango}}'': "It's a puzzle. It's like a big ol' mammogram!"
120* In ''WesternAnimation/JackAndTheCuckooClockHeart'', Jack sometimes mixes up his words.
121-->'''Jack:''' After your concert, we'll make the whole oyster our world.
122* Doc from ''WesternAnimation/SnowWhiteAndTheSevenDwarfs'' does this when he gets flustered. This was a specialty of comedian Roy Atwell, who voiced the character for the film, and adopted the trademark after a real-life screw-up on Broadway.
123** This even gets {{Exploited|Trope}} when the dwarfs let Snow White sleep in their bedroom for the night. When Doc assures her that they'll be comfortable, Grumpy interjects "In a pig's eye!" This throws off Doc to the point where he calls the cottage a "pig sty".
124* ''WesternAnimation/TheLionKing1994'' has Pumbaa, who attempts to quote his cleverer friend, Timon: "You gotta put your behind in your past!" Even better, when Pumbaa learns that Simba is the king, he gets down on his knees and says, "I gravel at your feet." Timon corrects him there, too. It's even funnier in the Japanese dub. Pumbaa wants to say something about being Simba's servant, "shimobe." Instead he says he is his "shimobukure," which means "fat face" or "abdominal swelling."
125* The title character of ''WesternAnimation/{{Megamind}}'' has trouble uttering certain words, such as "shool" instead of "school", "spyider" instead of "spider", and most importantly, "Metrocity" (rhymes with "atrocity") instead of "Metro City," [[spoiler:which becomes particularly important at the climax, as it allows Titan to uncover Megamind when posing as Metro Man]].
126* ''WesternAnimation/{{Migration}}'': [[spoiler:For the final leg of the journey, Dax is put in charge, and has Gwen run through the pre-flight checklist. She mispronounces "take-off" as "bake-off".]]
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128
129[[folder:Jokes]]
130* A rich Ditz calls her doctor late at night. "Excuse me, I have to 'insult' you, because I'm suffering from 'confections' of the head." [[DeadpanSnarker The Doctor]]: "Then I suggest you send your maid to the 'fallacy' and get a bottle of 'rhinoceros' oil."
131* A man goes to the doctor and insists he wants to be castrated. The doctor confirms several times that this is what he wants, and the patient is adamant. "I want to be castrated," he tells the doctor. When he wakes up after the procedure, the doctor says to him "I noticed you weren't circumcised." The patient looks at the doctor in horror and says "THAT'S the word!"
132* The woman who wants her doctor to give her a physical extermination because she hasn't demonstrated in three months and thinks she may be stagnant.
133* The man whose wife was unable to have children: \
134She is impregnable... I mean, impenetrable... I mean, inconceivable!
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136
137[[folder:Music]]
138* Music/RingoStarr was famous for this. The song, album and film ''Music/AHardDaysNight'' were named after a phrase Ringo used after a concert. As he said: "It's been a hard day" he suddenly noticed it was dark outside and added "...'s night". Another one of his was "Tomorrow Never Knows", used on ''Music/{{Revolver|Beatles Album}}''.
139** Music/PaulMcCartney also stated in a 1984 interview with Magazine/{{Playboy}} that "Eight Days a Week" off ''Music/BeatlesForSale'' was inspired by another of Ringo's malapropisms. He would later recant this claim, and now states that the phrase came from a chauffeur whom he probably just misremembered as Ringo.
140* The first line of Music/ProcolHarum's "Whiter Shade of Pale", ''Skip the light fandango'' is a malapropism of ''Trip the light fantastic''.
141* Music/FrankZappa often uses a rather unusual version of English in his songs, mainly to make the lyrics fit the music better. One particularly egregious example is the chorus to his song "Zomby Woof" from ''Music/OverNiteSensation'':
142-->''Tellin' ya all the zomby troof!''
143-->''Here I'm is, the Zomby Woof!''
144* Music/TenaciousD has one rather big example in "Kickapoo". "Then I sliced his ***ing cockles, with a long and shiny blade!"[[note]]it means a shellfish...[[/note]]
145* Pharrell Williams, during his verse on Music/SnoopDogg's "Drop It Like It's Hot", mispronounces "eligible" as "elgible". Wonder if he was trying to fit the rhyme scheme?
146* Norwegian singer/songwriter Bertine Zettlitz's "Death in her room" features the line "my baby – warlocks in her hair", apparently thinking warlock means lock of hair.
147* Done deliberately in Maria Solheim's "Richard" with the lines:
148-->Years of painted her hair\
149And colored her face
150* PlayedForLaughs by Music/TheAdventuresOfDuaneAndBrandO in their song based on "[[VideoGame/Action52 Cheetahmen II]]", which opens with a deadpan narration of the game's opening text, preserving the typo "[[BigBad Dr. Morbis]] plans to use the Ape-Man to destroy his failed ''expirement''." [[BrickJoke They later base the rhyme scheme of Dr. Morbis' verse based on this mistake]]:
151-->Cheetahmen, you are my failed expire-ment!\
152I'm so sorry, you don't meet the requirement\
153You're a sign I should have gone into retirement\
154I'll run into you and drain your life of its [[PerfectlyCromulentWord entirement]]
155* Joe Walsh had a 1973 album titled "The Smoker You Drink, The Player You Get."
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158[[folder:Print Media]]
159* The ''Annals of Improbable Research'' article "The Missed Education of Harold Dowd" is mostly written in these.
160-->"I'm truly greatful for the opportunity to conceal my views on such an importunate topic, especially considering that your steamed author is a steamed high school dropout."
161* A popular feature in ''Magazine/{{Punch}}'' throughout its run, sometimes attributed to the original Mrs Malaprop herself as a columnist.
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163
164[[folder:Professional Wrestling]]
165* Wrestling/MikeAwesome would call Wrestling/{{WCW}} interviewer Pamela [=Paulshock=] "Paula [=Pamshock=]."
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167
168[[folder:Puppet Shows]]
169* On ''Series/ThePajanimals'', Squacky is at times.
170-->'''Squacky:''' It's an oc-a-pus, that's what it is!\
171'''Apollo and Cowbella:''' An oc-a-pus?\
172'''Apollo:''' Oh! It's an oct-''o''-pus, Squacky!\
173'''Squacky:''' Yeah, that's what I said. An oc-a-pus.
174* In ''Series/DieLieweHeksie'', Lavinia the witch has difficulty with long words and peoples' names. Her sophisticated friend Karel Kat has to gently correct her about his ''helicopter'', for instance, not a ''mielecopter'' as she describes it.
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177[[folder:Radio]]
178* The ''Radio/BobAndRay'' character of "Word Wizard" Elmer Stapley was given to this trope.
179* Nick Depopoulous, the Greek restaurateur on ''Radio/FibberMcGeeAndMolly''.
180** Fibber himself was also given to these on occasion.
181%%* Numerous ''Amos & Andy'' characters, particularly the Kingfish.
182%%* Archie the Bartender, on ''Duffy's Tavern''.
183%%* Suzy, Dan Holliday's secretary in ''Radio/Box13''.
184* Phil Harris became one of these when he was on ''Radio/ThePhilHarrisAliceFayeShow''.
185%%* Count Arthur Strong. That is all.
186* Brazilian Dudu Schechtel is infamous for this, to the point he is victim of PersonAsVerb by his workmates as a synonym for malapropers. The most infamous cases are him telling that tried to buy a lasagna in a drugstore, and saying that "If you leave the fridge on, your phone bill will skyrocket!" (the show's production replied by doing a sketch where his fridge left him a message on the answering machine reminding Dudu that it was on without reason)
187* In domcom series ''At Home With The Hardies'', the gang visit the zoo. [[TheDitz character Caroline]] is enchanted by a species of anteater native to South America.
188-->''ooh, look! There's an armoured dildo!''
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190
191[[folder:Stand Up Comedy]]
192* Josh Sundquist has a bit about how a stranger once asked him "How come you don't have a prostate?" - Josh is an amputee and was using crutches at the time, so it's clear through context that the man meant to say "''prosthesis''":
193--> "As a male, I ''do'' have a prostate. I don't have, for example, memory glands or Filipino tubes..."
194* Creator/DanaCarvey had a stand-up bit about how Creator/MikeTyson would try to use new words he had learned without fully understanding them.
195--> "Y'know, y'know what I'm saying, man, is you've gotta respect everybody's indivisibles, y'know what I'm saying? Cuz everyone's got friends and entities, it's no reason to put 'em up on a pedicure."
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197
198[[folder:Tabletop Games]]
199* Emil Bollenbach, a MadScientist from several ''TabletopGame/{{Ravenloft}}'' adventures, has a bad habit of mixing up common figures of speech.
200[[/folder]]
201
202[[folder:Visual Novels]]
203* ''VisualNovel/{{Last Chance in Xollywood}}'': At times Uz the stunt coordinator uses {{Malaproper}} language, because her universal translator isn't really good at translating her dialect. This causes her some grief, since people usually already look down on her for being from Zoberon: a backwater, war-mongering, "fifth-rate" planet.
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205
206[[folder:Web Animation]]
207* Senor Cardgage on ''WebAnimation/HomestarRunner'', who can just ''never'' decide on what to say. This originated from his conception as "creepy-comb-over Strong Bad", which was Strong Bad's imagination of what he would be like if he wasn't the "stylish, buff, handsome man in a wrestling mask" that he is. One of CCOSB's {{character tic}}s was that he would "say some cool phrase that's almost one word and not quite another".
208-->'''Senor Cardgage:''' Carageenan, Montel John. Can you detect me to the nearest bus stamp?
209** And then there's Strong Bad, who frequently uses ''portmanteaus'' by accident, and mixes up phrases in mid-speech:
210--->'''Strong Bad:''' I'm not touching that thing, man; it's booby-trapped! It'll shoot a bunch of poisoned-tipped witch doctors at me!
211** In fact, this has become such a RunningGag on the website that the Wiki site has [[http://www.hrwiki.org/index.php/Malapropisms an article devoted to it]].
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214[[folder:Webcomics]]
215* Webcomic/{{Beeserker}}, big time. He has a tendency to misconstrue turns of phrase in a BloodyHilarious way, but there are also a great many times when he mishears those words, meaning [[http://www.beeserker.com/comics/pep-talk/ even compliments can turn into a hazard.]]
216* Jim, who plays Qui-Gon Jinn in ''Webcomic/DarthsAndDroids''. As often as not, that's from pretending to know what a word means, often in spite of the fact that the word was made up for the setting. A good example is believing that Jedi is a kind of cheese (which eventually turned Jedi Knights into Cheddar Monks).
217* ''Webcomic/DeanNalaVinny'': A RunningGag with Nala. For instance, she play acts that she is Anime/PrincessMononoke but pronounces the name as "Princess Mononucleosis".
218* In ''Webcomic/EverydayHeroes'', Goldie described Jane as having "a black belt in takemdown" (taekwando).
219* ''Webcomic/{{Goblins}}'': Minmax has a habit of misunderstanding words, such as interpreting "therapeutic" as "Sara puked it" or "pendulum" as "panda lung".
220* The villain For Whom the Death Tolls in ''Webcomic/GrrlPower'' continuously corrects people by stating that his name is a malaproper. Everyone else points out that not only does it sound really lame, but also doesn't make sense. [[spoiler:And, in keeping with thinking he's an ineffective villain, ends up with googly eyes on his mask and then ignored.]]
221* Coyote from ''Webcomic/GunnerkriggCourt'' seems incapable of pronouncing Antimony Carver's name, rendering it as Abalone, Acrimony Barber, or just [[FieryRedhead Firehead Girl]]. By this point, it may be more of an in-joke than anything else.
222* In ''Webcomic/{{Huckleberry}}'', the eponymous protagonist sometimes mixes up words and sayings, like saying "armordingo" instead of "armadillo", or "who in tarantula" instead of "who in tarnation".
223* ''Webcomic/TheOrderOfTheStick'': Belkar mishears "sextant" as "sex taint," which results in him taking Roy to see prostitutes instead of a cartographer. When Roy tries to correct him, Belkar then sources a cart of gophers.
224** Also, when hyperactive eight-year-old Greta is being restrained, she claims that "This is a vibration of my silly rights!" (violation of civil rights)
225* [[http://xkcd.com/739/ This]] ''Webcomic/{{xkcd}}'' comic coins the term "malamanteau", for a malapropism created by combining two words. (The word is a combination of "malapropism" and "portmanteau", which is a combination of two words in this manner.) As of this writing there's a lengthy discussion on Wikipedia regarding what should be done about the entry (which, like the word itself, did not exist until the comic went up).
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228-->[-Thanks for visiting TB Popes!-]

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