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8->'''Calvin:''' War is a manly art!\
9'''Susie:''' I suppose anything so idiotic would have to be. Can I play in your game or not?\
10'''Calvin:''' I don't know; it seems you'd rather be making smart remarks.
11-->-- ''ComicStrip/CalvinAndHobbes''
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13The DeadpanSnarker comes in many forms; it could be the [[NonActionSnarker non-action guy]], [[SnarkyNonHumanSidekick the sidekick]], the WeaselMascot, and even [[CatsAreSnarkers the cat]]. This trope deals with snark coming from a little girl.
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15The humor here is that we don't usually think of an adorable little kid as being sarcastic, and this character type is both smart and perceptive, capable of pointing out exactly what other characters keep concealed -- often [[EveryoneCanSeeIt their feelings for one another]].
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17Expect her to be WiseBeyondHerYears and a MouthyKid. Compare TheSnarkKnight.
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20!!Examples:
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24[[folder:Anime & Manga]]
25%%* Hinata from ''Manga/AhMyBuddha''. It says something about her that her pet is a miniature fire-breathing demon.
26%%* Kirino from ''Manga/AiKora''.
27%%* Coco from ''Anime/{{Basquash}}''.
28%%* Kiri Koshiba from ''Manga/BeautyPop''.
29%%* Ciel Phantomhive of ''Manga/BlackButler'' is a male example.
30%%* Eve from ''Manga/BlackCat'', once she joins Train's group and learns more about the outside world.
31* ''Manga/{{Bleach}}'' has Karin Kurosaki, our hero's younger sister. She's the sanest person in the family aside from her brother, and her dad's antics really give her a lot to snark about.
32* ''Manga/CaseClosed'': Ai Haibara, mainly towards Conan. This is largely due to her harsh past and the fact that, like Conan, she's actually a teenager [[FountainOfYouth who was turned into a child]].
33* ''Manga/CastleTownDandelion'': When Shiori is not the [[TokenMiniMoe cute baby]] of the siblings, she tends to speak dryly over the general wackiness of her older siblings.
34* ''Manga/{{Chobits}}'' has Kotoko, who just happens to be a super intelligent robot roughly the size of a small housecat.
35%%* Kotoko in ''Manga/{{Chobits}}'', who's actually a super-intelligent robot about the size of a guinea pig.
36* ''Anime/CodeGeass'': C.C.'s a pretty good fit, not so much in the short or undeveloped part, but she does contrast child-like mannerisms (like playing with a stuffed animal) with being so snarky that ''Lelouch'' initially thinks of her as downright inhuman.
37* ''Manga/CorpsePrincess'': Saki has a habit of speaking aloud her contracted monk's inner thoughts.
38* ''Literature/ChromeShelledRegios'': Felli Loss fits this rather well. She decides to call the main character "Fon-fon". When he objects, she runs through several variations of nicknames ("Lay-kun, Lay-chan, Lay-cchi, Senko no Lay...") before he finally just accepts Fon-fon.
39* ''Anime/DiGiCharat'': Petit Charat, aka Puchiko, is the tiniest and youngest among the cast. In contrast with the loud and rowdy Dejiko, she doesn't talk much, but whenever she does she's pretty sharp-tongued.
40* ''Anime/DragonBallGT'' has Pan. It helps that Trunks is much more easily scared in this continuity, due to not having gone through the hardships Future Trunks did.
41%%* Micchon in ''Anime/EdenOfTheEast''.
42* A RareMaleExample is Naota from ''Anime/{{FLCL}}''. The light novel explicitly mentions that his body hasn't kept up with his mental maturity. In the anime, his pajamas don't even fit a 12-year-old girl. He overuses '[[UsefulNotes/JapanesePronouns ore]]' to compensate.
43%%* Imai Hotaru in ''Manga/GakuenAlice''.
44%%** Rukia could count, being petite and shorter than nearly everyone (except for the kids).
45* ''Manga/HanaukyoMaidTeam''. The little girl maid Grace likes to make sarcastic and snarky comments to her master Taro and the other maids.
46%%* Guu from ''Anime/HareGuu'' is this trope taken to its ([[GagSeries il]])logical extreme.
47%%* [[AnthropomorphicPersonification Wy]] from ''Webcomic/HetaliaAxisPowers'' is the {{Only Sane|Man}} [[WomenAreWiser Woman]] of the [[IJustWantToBeSpecial micronations]].
48* ''Literature/HighSchoolDXD'': Koneko Tojou, the smallest girl among the main cast, always speaks in a dry tone and has a witty remark. Also combines it with CatsAreSnarkers, since she's actually a [[BakenekoAndNekomata Nekomata]].
49%%* Shokatsuryou Koumei from ''Manga/IkkiTousen'' lives and breathes this trope, which is to be expected from an eight year old reincarnation of [[TheStrategist Zhuge Liang]].
50%%* Ar from ''Manga/IonoTheFanatics''. "Pedophilia is a crime, you know."
51%%* Kisaka Rui in ''Anime/JinkiExtend''.
52* Saki Amano from ''Manga/{{Kanamemo}}'', who, despite being in elementary school, knows when the employees at her office act out of line and isn't afraid to tell them so.
53%%* Jin in ''Manga/KannagiCrazyShrineMaidens'' has... let's call them 'body issues'. He acts older than he is, and a lot older than he looks.
54%%* Anju from Manga/{{Karin}}, who is a near-epitome of EmotionlessGirl as well.
55%%* Kotori Makino from ''Manga/KoeDeOshigoto'', with a good amount of EmotionlessGirl thrown in.
56* Akira from ''Manga/LuckyStar'', once her {{Kawaiiko}} exterior [[HatesTheJobLovesTheLimelight cracks]], though she quickly does away with the "Deadpan" part and starts with the shouting and physical abuse.
57* The [[ReallySevenHundredYearsOld eternal child]] Vita of ''Franchise/LyricalNanoha'', who takes the role of the prickly officer to the new recruits after she joins the [[HeroesRUs Space-Time Administration Bureau]].
58* Loco in ''Manga/{{MAR}}''. Her aloof, gloomy attitude is sort of justified because [[spoiler:she's actually much older than she appears, a curse induced by her choice weapon keeps her adult self looking like a very coldhearted 10-year-old.]]
59* Hoshino Ruri of ''Anime/MartianSuccessorNadesico'', whose catchphrase is "Baka bakka" ("I'm {{surrounded by idiots}}"). So much so that this trope used to be named after her.
60* Chiaki from ''Manga/MinamiKe'' is the youngest of the Minami sisters, but definitely the snarkiest. It helps that her immediate older sister Kana is a bit of an idiot.
61%%* Rokujo Miharu from ''Manga/NabariNoOu'' fits, at least in the beginning of the series.
62* ''Manga/NegimaMagisterNegiMagi'': Chisame takes this role when she's turned into a 10 year old thanks to some liberal use of age changing pills. Before her abuse of age pills, she didn't fit the body type requirement.
63%%** Evangeline
64%%** To an extent, Yue Ayase.
65* Ichigo Morino in ''Anime/PleaseTeacher'', who is the shortest girl in her class and could easily be mistaken for a grade schooler. For instance, her response to Kei accidentally seeing up her skirt:
66-->'''Ichigo Morino:''' What a blatant way to peep. Please don't.
67%%* Morino Ichigo from ''Anime/PleaseTeacher'' and ''Anime/OnegaiTwins'' (much more so in ''Onegai Twins''). She's actually quite a bit older than she appears, though.
68* ''Anime/PokemonTheSeriesBlackAndWhite'': Iris has a habit of being snarky towards Ash, calling him a kid every time he makes a dumb mistake, despite the fact [[HypocriticalHumor she is also a kid about his age]].
69%%* A RareMaleExample: Ryoma Echizen from ''Manga/ThePrinceOfTennis''.
70%%* Chibiusa from ''Manga/SailorMoon''
71%%* Yurikasa Chika from ''Manga/ShrineOfTheMorningMist''.
72%%* Rima in ''Manga/ShugoChara''.
73%%* Mayuko from ''Manga/{{Sola}}''.
74* Kana from ''Manga/SoulEaterNot'' is a FortuneTeller who snarks with Tarot cards.
75%%* Rio in ''Manga/{{Spiral}}'' and its prequel.
76%%* Ako from ''Anime/SuitePrettyCure''.
77* Played with in ''Literature/TheTwelveKingdoms'' where the local Little Miss Snarker is Shushou, a child queen who is actually ReallySevenHundredYearsOld, since she became sovereign ''and'' stopped aging when she was 12.
78* Momoka from ''Manga/UFOBaby'' is a three-year-old little girl whose first scene in the series has her berating the heroine, Miyu, for aiding global warming by not recycling. From the back of a tricycle. Her snarkiness only increases as the series goes on.
79%%* Saori from ''Manga/WanderingSon'' from around volume 4 of the manga.
80* Miura from ''Manga/{{Yotsubato}}'' has hints of the trope, though she's more likely to use her insights to manipulate others, rather than just snark.
81%%** Anya Alstreim.
82%%* Luna/Luka from ''Anime/YuGiOh5Ds'' fits this to an extent, especially when it comes to her [[HalfIdenticalTwins Half-Identical twin brother's]] schemes.
83* ''Anime/ZombieLandSaga'': [[Characters/ZombieLandSagaFranchouchou Lily Hoshikawa]], normally a CheerfulChild, can be ''quite'' dry. usually when somebody is being outrageous or more enthusiastic then she is.
84-->'''Lily''': ''(during reheasal)'' The steps for this part are so tricky.\
85'''Saki''': Then try dancing better.\
86'''Lily''': Wow, ''[[SarcasmMode thanks for the tip]]''.
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89[[folder:Comic Books]]
90%%* Amelia [=McBride=] from ''ComicBook/AmeliaRules''.
91* ''ComicBook/TheFlash'': Iris West, daughter of Wally West, takes after her father in several ways, but most noticeably has his snarkiness.
92* Valeria Richards from ''ComicBook/FantasticFour'' is an absolute queen of this. Everything that comes out of her mouth is literally snark.
93%%* Several ''ComicBook/LoveAndRockets'' characters as kids, especially Carmen, Casimira, and Luba's niece Venus.
94* Molly from ''ComicBook/{{Runaways}}'' is one of these when she's not [[DeliberatelyCuteChild intentionally acting more innocent and naive to lower people's defenses.]]
95%% * ''ComicBook/XMen'':
96%%** Jubilee began as one of these.
97%%** Boom Boom tended this way.
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100[[folder:Comic Strips]]
101%%* Susie Derkins, from ''ComicStrip/CalvinAndHobbes'', provides the page quotation.
102%%* Heart Lamarr, the title character of ''ComicStrip/HeartOfTheCity''.
103* ComicStrip/{{Mafalda}} is a prime example. Most of the comic strips run on her snarkiness about politics and ironies of the humanity.
104%%* Danae from Wiley Miller's ''ComicStrip/NonSequitur'' undoubtedly qualifies.
105* Right from her very first appearance, Lucy van Pelt in ''ComicStrip/{{Peanuts}}'' may well be considered the ''queen'' of Little Misses Snarkers. Of course, sarcasm was far from the only thing that made her what she was.
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108[[folder:Fan Works]]
109* The fanfic, ''Fanfic/BridgeToTerabithia2TheLastTime'' which is set five years after the original story, turns 12-year-old Maybelle into one of these. Its ''hilarious'' everytime she opens her mouth.
110-->'''Maybelle:''' ''(responding to 7-year-old Joyce's enquiry on whether their only brother, Jess, is leaving to further his studies in California)'' California's like 2000 miles from here (Lark Creek, Virginia). Jess can easily get there in like 30 minutes if he stays here. Yes, he's definitely not leaving town, Joyce.
111* ''Fanfic/DoctorWhoovesTheSeries'' has several MouthyKid characters, and all of them fillies, but the mouthiest of all is filly Zecora in "Along Came a Spider". Scootaloo in "[[ChristmasEpisode A Hearth's Warming Tale]]" also snarks a bit, but more defensively.
112-->'''Filly Zecora:''' ...Do something worth respect and maybe I will start showing it.
113* In ''Fanfic/{{Lamarckian}}'', Kanna's sassy nature actually works against her at U.A.: when she's annoyed at Present Mic for trying to teach her English when she can already speak it fluently and at Midnight for being a ShamelessFanserviceGirl, she disparages and insults them in front of the whole class, claiming she can teach English better than Mic and SlutShaming Midnight. This gets her chewed out by Principal Nedzu, Aizawa, and Midnight: while the academy welcomes their students to speak freely, disrespecting her teachers in public instead of approaching them privately with her concerns crosses the line into unacceptability.
114* Lana becomes one in ''WesternAnimation/TheLoudHouse'' fanfiction ''Fanfic/ALoadOfBulk'' as a result of drinking a strength potion that makes her mean as a side effect. She says things like "Get used to it, scrawny!" to Lynn, for instance.
115* In ''Fanfic/MaFille'', when Claire reaches her tween years, she becomes very snarky and enjoys provoking others more.
116* ''Franchise/{{Pokemon}}'''s Send Your {{Original Character}}s fanfic, ''Fanfic/PokemonTakeTwo'', gives us Raion, a snarky ten-year-old. She's also our [[FirstPersonSmartass narrator]].
117-->'''[[{{Keet}} Ry]]:''' He's my new friend!\
118'''Raion:''' Being the same gender as someone doesn't make you friends.
119* Once she gets her voice, Su in ''Fanfic/ThisBites'', Conis's cloud-fox proves to be this, [[SirSwearsALot in addition to having a particularly rough vocabulary]]. Much to Conis's chagrin.
120* ''Fanfic/TheStoryOfApolloDaphneAndLucaAnItalianTragedy'': For such a young girl, [[SugarAndIcePersonality Bianca]] tends to be quite serious, sharp-tongued an dry-witted.
121* ''Fanfic/ToyHammer'''s shrunk-down, {{Fun Size}}-ified [[spoiler:{{Gender Flip}}ped God Emperor of Mankind]] is a deadpan little girl.
122-->'''Michael:''' Can we all behave like adults here?\
123'''Emma:''' No, I'm still ten years old, remember?
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126[[folder:Films -- Animation]]
127%% * ''WesternAnimation/AnAmericanTail'': Tanya Mousekewitz in the direct-to-video sequels.
128%% * Creator/DakotaFanning portrays a snarky little girl as the voice of WesternAnimation/{{Coraline}}.
129* ''WesternAnimation/PeterPan'': Wendy Darling's daughter Jane in the sequel ''Return to Neverland'', contrasting with Wendy's TeamMom. She got Peter so good at one point, he actually fell out of the air.
130-->'''Jane:''' Or... maybe you're full of hot air.
131* In ''WesternAnimation/SnowWhiteAndTheSevenDwarfs'', despite Snow White's motherly and gentle nature, not having a mean bone in her body, she does possess a sense of sassiness and sarcasm, such as when she recognises Grumpy and announces it mockingly, "Oooh, you must be Grumpy" in a deep voice. Not buying the dwarfs' bluffs upon being asked whether they washed their hands for dinner, she sarcastically responds "Oh, recently". And after Grumpy bumps into a wall, Snow snarkily asks him, "Did you hurt yourself?"
132** A [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V7lk0B7HLNI deleted scene]] of the dwarfs' bedroom argument scene has Snow intervene during a fight that ensues, later blackmailing the dwarfs into letting her stay much to Grumpy's chagrin.
133* Vanellope von Schweetz from ''WesternAnimation/WreckItRalph''. Among other things, she gets endless humor out of how the name ''Hero's Duty'' (the game where Ralph got his medal), sounds a lot like "Hero's Doodie."
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136[[folder:Films -- Live-Action]]
137%%* In ''Film/BeautifulGirls'' a young Creator/NataliePortman plays one of these.
138* Drew Barrymore's character in ''Film/ETTheExtraTerrestrial'' is Gertie, Elliott's mischievous five-years-old sister. She makes several snarky remarks throughout the film that nobody remarks upon.
139-->'''Elliot:''' Because, uh, [[InvisibleToAdults grown ups can't see him]]. Only little kids can see him.\
140'''Gertie:''' Give me a break!
141* Penny Pingleton in the movie musical ''Film/{{Hairspray|2007}}'' develops tendencies toward this as part of her CharacterDevelopment. Notably in this exchange with her [[spoiler:black]] boyfriend's mother:
142-->'''Motormouth Maybelle:''' Oh, so this is love? Well, love is a gift, not a lot of people remember that. So you'd better brace yourself for a whole lotta ugly comin' at you from a never-endin' parade of stupid.\
143'''Penny:''' So you met my mom.
144* Dani from ''Film/HocusPocus''. To begin with, the eight-year-old little sister of Max, the protagonist, comments on Max's crush on Allison and lack of sex-life in general. After Max lights the black-flame candle and all manner of visuals and sound effects occur:
145-->'''Max:''' What happened?\
146'''Dani:''' A ''virgin'' ''(adjusts her witch's hat)'' lit the candle.
147%%* ''Film/KickAss'': It's a part of Hit-Girl's LittleMissBadass ActionGirl routine.
148* 10-year-old Devon from ''Film/LawnDogs''. Snark is [[TroublingUnchildlikeBehavior by far the most wholesome of her methods]] for dealing with the artificial, stuck-up, pretentious world she inhabits.
149* Ironically, Creator/ShirleyTemple becomes a bit of a Little Miss Snarker in the film ''Film/LittleMissMarker'', after hanging around the gangsters who've unofficially taken her in, after she was left with them by her suicidal father.
150* ''Film/TheMeg'': Suyin's daughter Meiying provides a few moments of levity with her constant wisecracks. For instance, when first meeting Taylor, she starts off by calling him "crazy guy", and when asked where her DisappearedDad is, she replies that he's "in Taipei with a pilates instructor".
151%%* Sarah Altman from ''Film/PanicRoom''.
152%%-->'''Sarah:''' What did you get the medal for, wiping?
153%%* Addie from ''Film/PaperMoon''.
154%%* Dakota Fanning's character in the movies ''Film/{{Push}}''
155%%* Mattie Ross from ''Film/TrueGrit''
156%%* Dakota Fanning's character ''Film/UptownGirls''.
157* Rachel plays this role a few times in ''Film/WarOfTheWorlds2005'', especially when she informs her father that using the bathroom "where he can see her" counts as "looking", and after he discovers that she's allergic to peanut butter:
158-->'''Ray:''' Yeah? Since when?\
159'''Rachel:''' Birth.
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162[[folder:Literature]]
163* While her childish curiosity or perceived psychological instability are the character traits usually played up in adaptations, Literature/{{Alice|InWonderland}} could be surprisingly sarcastic and was never one to suffer fools gladly.
164* Eight-year-old Sophie from ''Literature/TheBFG''; sometimes in her dialogue with him, and occasionally in the narrative.
165-->''(Soon after the BFG has told her she will have to stay with him for the rest of her life)''\
166'''Sophie''': I won't tell a soul, I swear it. How could I, anyway? I am stuck here for the rest of my life.
167%%* Elani from ''Literature/BrokenSky''.
168* The littlest Whistlers don't show this, but twelve-year-old Blush has a very sardonic remark about seventeen-year-old Corelle in ''Literature/ABrothersPrice''.
169* Skeeter Traps from ''Literature/ChroniclesofMagic'' is a ten year-old girl whose sarcasm is rivaled only by her love of violence.
170%%* Several child characters in Dean Koontz's works would definitely qualify.
171* Ishmael's younger sister Prudence in ''Literature/DontCallMeIshmael''. She is very intelligent ("nearly a genius") and often comments on the main characters' crazy antics, particularly [[TheDitz Razza's]]. After Razza spectacularly botches a debate out of spite she sweetly comments that it was hard to tell which side he was arguing for.
172* In ''Literature/DragonBones'', Ciarra manages to come a across as this despite being mute. When asked about her brother by another woman, she rolls her eyes in a way that the other woman interprets as snarky remark about him - correctly, according to Ward, who is the one they're "talking" about.
173* Ivy aka The Archive from ''Literature/TheDresdenFiles'' makes an attempt to snark on behalf of the incapacitated protagonist. He notes that she's not very good at it yet, but [[SoProudOfYou he gets choked up nonetheless]].
174* ''Literature/HarryPotter''.
175** Ginny Weasley, probably not surprisingly, with her six older brothers.
176--->'''Ginny''': I wouldn't go in the kitchen just now, there's a lot of Phlegm[[note]]Ginny's nickname for Fleur Delacour, whom she dislikes[[/note]] around.\
177'''Harry''': I'll be careful not to slip in it.
178** Hermione gets her moments: with her intelligence, it is easy for her to think of snarks.
179--->'''Ron:''' ''(on trying to Apparate)'' I think I felt a tingling in my feet.\
180'''Hermione''': I expect your shoes are too small, Won-Won.[[note]]"Won-Won" being how Ron's love interest Lavender Brown calls him.[[/note]]
181%%** Regina from ''Hideaway''.
182%%* The Cadpig from "Literature/TheHundredAndOneDalmations" and "The Starlight Barking" by Dodie Smith. Okay, so she's a {{p|reciousPuppies}}uppy, but that just adds to the cuteness.
183%%* Elva from the ''Literature/InheritanceCycle''.
184* ''Literature/TheMasterKey'': Rob's little sister, who openly insults his claim to have a flying machine, in front of their parents, and gets away with it. [[OlderThanTheyThink In 1901!]]
185%%** Lelani Klonk from ''One Door Away From Heaven''.
186* Jenny Wren in [[Creator/CharlesDickens Dickens']] ''Our Mutual Friend''. She has a good reason for being so jaded, since her father's irresponsibility and severe alcoholism leave her, at the age of about thirteen, to be the responsible adult of the household.
187%%* Artemis, Zoë Nightshade and Thalia in the ''Literature/PercyJackson'' series. Subverted, since Artemis and Zoë turned out to be ReallySevenHundredYearsOld.
188* ''Literature/PippiLongstocking'' combines snarkiness with being a GenkiGirl and {{Cloudcuckoolander}}. Her snarky moments are most frequent in the original books, but she has her moments in most of the adaptations as well.
189%%* Adah in ''Literature/ThePoisonwoodBible''.
190* Rachel from the ''Literature/SwordOfTruth'' series. Has no problem calling out Chase when he complains about the poultice he's forced to apply by telling him that if he'd just listened to her in the first place, he probably wouldn't have been hurt by the EldritchAbomination he was surprised by and he wouldn't have to take the burning medicine.
191%%* In ''Literature/YoungWizards'' Dairine Callahan could be this trope's poster child.
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194[[folder:Live-Action TV]]
195* On ''Series/TheAddamsFamily'', Wednesday Addams, usually in BlackComedy way, although adaptations tend to vary as to ''how'' snarky and how dark her humor is.
196%%* Katie Knight from ''Series/BigTimeRush'' can occasionally fit this trope.
197* ''Series/BoyMeetsWorld'': Cory's little sister Morgan was just TheCutie in season 1, when played by Lily Nicksay. But when she returns in season 3, [[TheOtherDarrin played by Lindsay Ridgeway]], she becomes a sarcastic character who often makes fun of her brothers, especially Cory.
198%%* ''Series/DesperateHousewives'': Julie Mayer when she was young.
199* ''Series/DoctorWho'': Young Amelia Pond has her moments, both when she meets the Doctor as a child, and when we see flashbacks of her and Rory and Mels growing up.
200%%* Iris, the little girl in the ''Series/{{Dollhouse}}'' episodes "Epitaph One" and "Epitaph Two" [[spoiler:once she's been imprinted with Caroline's personality]].
201* Megan on ''Series/DrakeAndJosh'' is as snarky as she is evil.
202* The little girl on ''Series/{{Friends}}'' (played by Dakota Fanning) that lived in the house that Monica & Chandler were going to buy. She has an attitude about her parents moving out, and she snarks at thirty-something Joey who is more child-like and way less mature than her.
203* ''Series/FullHouse'':
204** Stephanie Tanner is the snarkiest one in the family. She and Kimmy are frequently making off-handed jabs toward one another throughout most of the series.
205** Baby Michelle and her sassy one-liners, especially when she grew up in later seasons.
206* ''Series/GameOfThrones'':
207** Arya Stark often has witty and snarky one-liners.
208** Lyanna Mormont the head of House Mormont at only ten years old and full of sass. For example, when [[BrotherSisterTeam Sansa and Jon]] implore her to join the Stark cause to overthrow the Boltons, she quips "Lady Sansa is a Bolton...or is she a Lannister?", referring to Sansa's numerous [[ArrangedMarriage marriages]].
209%%* Poppy on ''Series/HouseOfAnubis''. A lot like her brother indeed.
210* ''Series/HouseOfTheDragon'': Teen Rhaenyra has quite some snark in store.
211-->'''Rhaenyra:''' And how do you serve the realm, Lady Redwyne? By eating cake?
212* [[SassyBlackGirl Zuri Ross]] from ''Series/{{Jessie}}''. She's known for her sassy and sometimes sarcastic comments, made especially funny by the fact that she's only a 7-year-old girl.
213-->'''Mrs. Chesterfield:''' ''(upon seeing Mr. Kipling)'' You people have a vicious, cold-blooded reptile living in this building?\
214'''Zuri:''' Why not? ''You'' live here.\
215'''Jessie:''' Zuri, that's not nice.\
216'''Zuri:''' Hey, we were all thinking it.
217* ''Series/TheLordOfTheRingsTheRingsOfPower'': Poppy Proudfellow is a teenage Harfoot girl whose only ways to communicate with others are sarcasm and roast.
218%%* Bridgette [=DuBois=] from ''Series/{{Medium}}''.
219* ''Series/MixedIsh'': Santamonica fits this entirely. Not only is she the youngest child, but almost everything out of her mouth is a snarky comment.
220* ''Series/ModernFamily'': In episode "Fulgencio", Cameron and Mitchell wonder if Lilly is becoming sarcastic as a result of overhearing their snide remarks to each other. At the end it turns out she's picking it up from Claire, who drives her to dance classes.
221** Alex must have also picked it up from Claire.
222%%* Shania on ''Series/TheNewNormal''.
223* ''Series/ObiWanKenobi'': Even at ten years old, Princess Leia is full of snarky lines.
224-->'''Obi-Wan:''' If anyone asks, we're farmers from Tawl and you're my daughter.\
225'''Leia:''' ''(under her breath)'' Granddaughter, maybe.\
226'''Obi-Wan:''' What?\
227'''Leia:''' ''(smiling innocently)'' Nothing!
228* ''Series/OddSquad'':
229** Agent Olive has a habit of handing out snark on a consistent basis, especially where ever-popular boy band Soundcheck is concerned.
230--->'''Danny T:''' Aight, here's the 411. The rest of Soundcheck is missing!\
231'''Otto:''' ''What?!''\
232'''Olive:''' Ohh, that's too bad.
233** Oprah/Ms. O also delves into being snarky in Season 2.
234--->'''Oprah:''' We're getting reports of "Happy Birthday" being sung at the park by large, confused groups of people.\
235'''Olympia:''' What? But that doesn't make any sense.\
236'''Oprah:''' That's why it's called ''oddness,'' Olympia. And it's ''your'' job to solve it. Please, and ''thank you''.
237** Due to her BrutalHonesty, Orla has a tendency to snark a lot. In "Odd in 60 Seconds", her reaction to Wheelie Dan attempting to skate through marbles littering the floor is to dryly remark that he looks ridiculous.
238%%* Shannon Clemens from ''RitaRocks''.
239%%* Dr. K in ''Series/PowerRangersRPM''. A little old at nineteen or so, but the trope fits like a glove.
240* ''Series/StargateAtlantis'' episode "Harmony", the heroine fulfills this trope because she is a RoyalBrat.
241* ''Series/StrangerThings'': Max Mayfield and Erica Sinclair are both among the series' snarkiest characters. Max can be either withering or playful with her snark, whereas Erica more typically goes for the former type.
242%%* Raj's little sister Dee on ''Series/WhatsHappening''.
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245[[folder:Puppet Shows]]
246* [[Series/LambChopsPlayAlong Lamb Chop]] combines a classic ventriloquist dummy's snark with the personality of an adorable feisty little girl. Her "brother" Charlie Horse is a male example.
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249[[folder:Radio]]
250%%* Baby Alice in ''Radio/ThePhilHarrisAliceFayeShow''
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253[[folder:Theatre]]
254* Little Red in ''Theatre/IntoTheWoods'', although whether she's a little girl or a teenager depends on the production.
255-->'''Little Red:''' Ahahaha, you can talk to birds?!
256* Little Mary in ''Theatre/TheWomen'' has a fine time mocking the deceitful social conventions ladies like her mother are bound by.
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259[[folder:Video Games]]
260%%* Jacqli of ''VideoGame/ArTonelicoIIMelodyOfMetafalica'' serves this purpose. [[spoiler:Also ReallySevenHundredYearsOld, and the BigBad of the previous game]].
261%%* [[EnfantTerrible Lieselotte]] of ''VideoGame/ArcanaHeart'', especially in her story route.
262%%-->'''[[IdiotHero Heart:]]''' Hey-o! Miss Kidnapper-Person! [[BigDamnHeroes Are you ready for an awesome rescue]]~? ♪ \
263%%'''Lieselotte:''' [[FunetikAksent (...zat girl is very odd...)]]
264* ''[[VideoGame/ExtrapowerAttackOfDarkforce EXTRAPOWER Attack of Darkforce]]'': Ri=ko is the resident snarker and never misses an opportunity to give a not-so-quiet aside. It doesn't work as well when done at Fei's expense, who's all too willing to give her a smack on the head in reply.
265%%* ''VideoGame/BlazBlue'': Rachel is this in spades. And when she sees a spade, she simply calls it as such.
266* Etna from ''VideoGame/{{Disgaea}}''. Despite being ReallySevenHundredYearsOld, she appears and acts much younger than she is, as with most demons and angels. In her case, she has the look and personality of a fourteen-year old, and a lot of snarkiness to match, helped by the fact that her upbringing has made her WiseBeyondHerYears.
267* Shantotto is this in ''VideoGame/DissidiaFinalFantasy''. Technically she isn't a little girl, she's 35, but as a Tarutaru she's diminutive. And almost ''all'' of her battle quotes are insults, specially her greetings to the other characters:
268-->'''Shantotto:''' ''(to Exdeath)'' Inside your head is the Void!\
269'''Shantotto:''' ''(to Cloud)'' Your hair is a distraction!\
270'''Shantotto:''' ''(to Kuja)'' Narcissists are so last Windsday!
271* [[HalfHumanHybrid Nah]] from ''VideoGame/FireEmblemAwakening''. She's OlderThanSheLooks, but appears as a little girl due to being a Manakete, and is very snarky thanks to [[{{Cloudcuckoolander}} her mother's behavior]] and the fact that [[spoiler:she comes from a BadFuture]]. Especially prominent in her supports with Cynthia:
272-->'''Cynthia:''' So are you ready to transform for me yet or what?\
273'''Nah:''' Let me check... Nope. Still not going to do it.
274%%* Vanilla H. of ''VideoGame/GalaxyAngel'', though in the anime, she is a bit more nonsensical than most deadpan snarkers.
275%%* Sheba from ''VideoGame/GoldenSun''.
276* Viridi from ''VideoGame/KidIcarusUprising''. Sure, she's ReallySevenHundredYearsOld due to being a goddess, but she has the mind and body of a little girl, and tons of quips at the ready.
277* ''Franchise/TheLegendOfZelda:''
278** ''VideoGame/TheLegendOfZeldaTheWindWaker'': Tetra, how sensible of you to put Link down for being a KnightTemplarBigBrother with ChronicHeroSyndrome on every given opportunity. [[spoiler:Probably also the only Princess Zelda to ever point out to Ganondorf that an EvilLaugh doesn't exactly make you seem sane.]]
279** ''VideoGame/TheLegendOfZeldaTwilightPrincess'' Midna; though she isn't technically a little girl (she actually seems to be a young woman, or late teenager at the very least), she appears as a small and adorable imp for the majority of the game. She is snarky towards pretty much everything and everyone, though she mellows out as the game goes, due to [[TookALevelInKindness taking a level in kindness]].
280%%* Dinah from ''VideoGame/SummonNight: Swordcraft Story 2'' is both this and a NobleDemon. She makes a good foil to the sensitive and kinda ditzy PlayerCharacter.
281* ''Franchise/SuperMarioBros'': Kersti from ''VideoGame/PaperMarioStickerStar'' is like this, as is Starlow from ''VideoGame/MarioAndLuigiBowsersInsideStory'', especially when she returns in ''VideoGame/MarioAndLuigiDreamTeam''. Neither character's ages are known, but they look young, and are diminutive. Both of them use snark to put up with some of the weird crap they see. Starlow in particular is snarky towards Luigi in ''Dream Team'', though she mellows out slightly as the game goes.
282* The ''VideoGame/TalesSeries'' is rather fond of this trope in several of its entries:
283** Anise from ''VideoGame/TalesOfTheAbyss''. She's usually money grubby yet upbeat, but when she feels a need to be a snarker (prime examples appear in the direction of [[TheHero Luke]] just after the WhamEpisode ), she does it in spades, being cruel every step of the way.
284** Presea fills this role in ''VideoGame/TalesOfSymphonia'' as well, when the situation requires it. Initially, she is just an EmotionlessGirl , but after she gets better, she has a very distinct habit of dropping into a completely emotionless tone just to snark at whatever situation is calling for it.
285** ''VideoGame/TalesOfZestiria'' brings us Edna, the Earth Seraph (spirits, basically) who, while being ReallySevenHundredYearsOld , is by appearance alone the youngest member of the party... yet she's capable of guilt tripping [[TheHero Sorey]] within mere scenes of joining, briefly throws Alisha into an infinite loop, and other such things that give even the series king of snark [[VideoGame/TalesOfTheAbyss Jade Curtiss]] a run for his money in snarky prowess.
286%%* Suzu does this in ''VideoGame/TalesOfPhantasia'', though this only becomes obvious in later remakes of the title/Tales of Fandom II.
287%%* Jay from ''VideoGame/TalesOfLegendia'' could be considered a Deadpan Shota.
288%%* Beryl from ''VideoGame/TalesOfHearts'' combines a HurricaneOfPuns with a great deal of bemoaning the {{hotblooded}}ness of her companions.
289%%* Rita from ''VideoGame/TalesOfVesperia''.
290* Clementine in ''VideoGame/TheWalkingDead'' has her moments in Season 1. Season 2, however, has her being a good bit more witty, probably as a result of her experiences.
291* The ''Mists of Pandaria'' expansion to ''VideoGame/WorldOfWarcraft'' brings us Li Li, the young and ''very'' snarky companion to her uncle Chen Stormstout.
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294[[folder:Visual Novels]]
295* Shiori Momono in ''VisualNovel/ElevenEyes'', a returnee from Italy who spends most of her time reading. The other part of her time is spent berating Tadashi. Everyone berates Tadashi, but she does it in a manner that hits him where it hurts.
296* Rika from ''VisualNovel/HigurashiWhenTheyCry'' fits the trope [[spoiler:since she's [[ReallySevenHundredYearsOld actually centuries old]] if you count the years she was stuck in the time loop]]. She also fits into the OracularUrchin category.
297%%* Setsuna Kiyoura from ''VisualNovel/SchoolDays''.
298%%* CuteWitch Bernkastel of ''VisualNovel/UminekoWhenTheyCry'', since she sort of ''is'' Rika.
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301[[folder:Web Animation]]
302* Ripley from ''WebAnimation/{{Chadam}}'' may be a cute little 8-year old, but she can also be rather sarcastic, especially when around Chadam.
303-->'''Chadam:''' ''(using a paper-bag puppet)'' Hey, Manda, puppet mom called and said you can't hang out with babies anymore.\
304'''Ripley:''' ''(speaking as her puppet, Amanda)'' Well, then I can't hang out with ''you!''
305* ''WebAnimation/DSBTInsaniT'': Duck is a male example. He is by far the most sarcastic of the four "kids". For example:
306-->'''Duck:''' Snake, why couldn't you have gotten a hamster or a goldfish or something that CAN'T talk from that pet store instead of HIM? [Perry]
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309[[folder:Web Comics]]
310* ''Webcomic/{{Homestuck}}'' has [[TheSmartGal Rose Lalonde,]] whose every word is dripping with sarcasm, despite being just 13 years old. Her trollish counterpart, [[TeamMom Kanaya Maryam,]] who is the same age, also becomes a massive snarker after getting to know her... despite being SarcasmBlind initially.
311* Indx from ''Webcomic/LsEmpire'' snarks a lot. Enough that her brother sent her a message from the future, telling her to cut down on it. It's probably a side effect of spending 1500 years in solitary.
312* Tycho's little niece Anne from ''Webcomic/PennyArcade'' is a snarker.
313-->'''Galahad:''' You're breaking up with me?\
314'''Anne:''' I just have a lot going on right now. With school, and, you know, ''zombies''.
315%%* ''Webcomic/SchlockMercenary'' got Para Ventura, from [[http://www.schlockmercenary.com/2008-03-27 her first page]] and on.
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318%%[[folder:Web Original]]
319%% * In ''Literature/{{Worm}}'', the fourteen-year-old supervillain Imp comes off this way.
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322[[folder:Web Videos]]
323* ''WebVideo/NeuroSama'': Neuro is an A.I. VirtualYoutuber who's personality is designed around this, infamous for her gaslighting tendencies and bullying her own creator Vedel.
324* ''WebVideo/ResidentEvilAbridged'': At 18 years old, Rebecca is the youngest S.T.A.R.S. member and their only field medic. ''RE Abridged'' portrays her as being meek and soft-spoken, but she's got razor wit and an equally sharp tongue. Best seen during her interactions [[SarcasticDevotee with Chris]], which quickly leads to SnarkToSnarkCombat.
325-->'''Chris:''' But won't blowing the place to smithereens release the T-Virus into the air?\
326'''Rebecca:''' ''([[DeadpanSnarker bluntly]])'' Okay, between the two of us, ''[[TheMedic who]]'' has the medical degree?\
327'''Chris:''' That doesn't automatically make you an expert in toxicology!
328* In ''WebVideo/SwordArtOnlineAbridged'', this is what makes Kirito and Asuna start to view Yui as more than a pawn in their dysfunctional relationship. They only adopt her in hopes of spooking the other into breaking off their marriage, but they're both deeply impressed when Yui [[DudeNotIronic schools Yulier on the proper use of irony]] by pointing out that her boyfriend/guild leader falling into an obvious trap is less "ironic" and more "completely expected," and then suggests that the true irony of the situation is that his name is Thinker, [[IronicName "yet he appears to be something of a dullard."]]
329-->'''Yulier:''' How ''dare'' you defile the good name of Thinker! He is the greatest, most intelligent man I have ever known!\
330'''Yui:''' Statistically speaking, that says more about you than it does about him.
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333[[folder:Western Animation]]
334* ''WesternAnimation/OneHundredAndOneDalmatiansTheSeries'': Ivy De Vil.
335-->'''Ivy:''' [[BrutalHonesty I don't mind, Auntie Cruella can FAIL first!]]
336%% ** And Cadpig.
337* ''WesternAnimation/TheAmazingWorldOfGumball'': Anais, being [[WiseBeyondTheirYears wise beyond her years]], naturally has a pretty dry sense of humor.
338* ''WesternAnimation/{{Animaniacs}}'': Dot Warner is both a DeliberatelyCuteChild and almost as snarky as her big brother Yakko. The fact that she's [[Really700YearsOld really 65 years old]] enhances her wit. The [[WesternAnimation/Animaniacs2020 reboot]] acknowledges her status as the snarkiest of the Warners by changing the line in the opening lyrics from "Dot is cute" to "Dot has wit."
339* ''WesternAnimation/AtomicPuppet'' gives us Joey's sassy, clever best friend Pauline.
340-->'''AP:''' Let us handle this!\
341''(Joey and AP move off-screen and are almost immediately blasted back in by their enemy)''\
342'''Pauline:''' Way to 'handle it', Puppet.
343* ''WesternAnimation/AvatarTheLastAirbender'': Sokka was originally the team's resident DeadpanSnarker, but twelve-year-old Toph took over as soon as she was introduced, snarking away in almost every episode. The fact that [[YouKnowImBlackRight her friends keep forgetting she's blind]] [[DisabledSnarker helps a bunch]]. Fourteen-year-old Katara also has her moments, thanks to her brother's antics.
344* ''WesternAnimation/Ben10'': Gwen Tennyson in the original series snarks about all the failures and hangups of her cousin Ben, and also doesn't spare her grandfather. Especially since the latter's cooking skills are a welcome target.
345* Louise Belcher from ''WesternAnimation/BobsBurgers'' is the youngest of the Belcher children, but also TheGadfly and prone to sarcasm and wise-cracks.
346-->'''Peter:''' Your dad rules!\
347'''Louise:''' Hey! I don't appreciate your lack of sarcasm.
348* ''WesternAnimation/BlinkyBill'': Marcia (Marsupial) Mouse absolutely counts; she's the snarkiest character in a show that's already set in a WorldOfSnark.
349* "WesternAnimation/BubbleGuppies": For a preschool show, Deema can get quite sassy.
350%% * ''WesternAnimation/CodeLyoko'':
351%% ** Upon being virtualized into the real world, Aelita developed into Little Miss Snarker.
352%% ** LovableAlphaBitch Sissi.
353* ''WesternAnimation/DarkwingDuck'': Gosalyn. It helps that she's a tomboy, and that the titular hero is a total show-off with a massive ego.
354%% * ''WesternAnimation/DaveTheBarbarian'': Fang.
355* ''WesternAnimation/{{Doug}}'': Beebe Bluff is an 11/12-year-old snarker of the RichBitch variety.
356%% * ''WesternAnimation/EdEddNEddy'': Sometimes, Sarah.
357* ''WesternAnimation/TheGrimAdventuresOfBillyAndMandy'': Mandy.
358-->'''Mandy:''' Power tools in the dark? Darwin should be paying you two goons royalties.
359* ''WesternAnimation/{{Grojband}}'''s Laney Penn certainly qualifies, usually having a sarcastic remark ready for her CloudCuckoolander bandmates' antics.
360* ''WesternAnimation/HeyArnold'': Helga, a nine-year-old girl with the dry wit of someone thrice her age.
361* ''WesternAnimation/HiHiPuffyAmiYumi'': Yumi, a teenage girl who isn't above snarking about everything.
362* ''WesternAnimation/InvaderZim'': Gaz, Dib's cynical, humorlessly sarcastic younger sister.
363* ''WesternAnimation/JackieChanAdventures'': There are a lot of {{Deadpan Snarker}}s, with one of the most frequent perpetrators being Jade Chan, the StreetSmart preteen master [[LoopholeAbuse user of loopholes]].
364-->'''Jade:''' ''[after Jackie accidentally causes their transport (a giant glider plane) to fly away]'' See? [[WhyWeCantHaveNiceThings This is why we can't buy you anything nice.]]
365* ''WesternAnimation/{{Kaeloo}}'': Season 5 introduces Stumpy's little sister Cramoisie, who is stated to be under 6 years old and replies to everything with either an insult or a snide remark.
366* ''WesternAnimation/TheLegendOfKorra'': Jinora has shown shades of this trope. Case in point: Tenzin demands that his children promise that they won't be as rebellious or annoying as Korra when they become teens. Jinora calmly looks over her book, point-blank says "I will make no such promises," and then goes back to reading.
367%% ** Her sister Ikki seems to be becoming this in Book 4.
368* ''WesternAnimation/JimmyTwoShoes'': Heloise most certainly qualifies.
369-->'''Jimmy:''' Woah! You read my mind like a book!\
370'''Heloise:''' A quick read, at best.
371%% * ''WesternAnimation/KaBlam'': June.
372* ''WesternAnimation/MyLittlePonyFriendshipIsMagic'': Scootaloo. This is purely out of cynicism rather than OnlySaneMan status, though; of the [[PowerTrio Cutie Mark Crusaders]], [[HypocriticalHumor she's easily the least level-headed]].
373* ''Franchise/ThePowerpuffGirls'': Buttercup has some funny snarky oneliners and sass along with it. For a kindergartner she's pretty snarky.
374* Mindy from ''WesternAnimation/ReadyJetGo'' is four (later five) years old and delivers snarky one-liners on the regular. Example:
375-->'''Sean:''' [[ItMakesSenseInContext Do you know why that happened?]]\
376'''Mindy:''' Because you can't catch?
377* ''WesternAnimation/{{Recess}}'': Spinelli is the snarkiest out of the group, and she's a nine year old girl.
378* ''WesternAnimation/{{Rugrats}}'': Kimi Finster would eventually become Snarker in ''WesternAnimation/AllGrownUp'', contradictory to her lovable self in the original series (with the exception of the newspaper comic strips), more less towards her brother, Chuckie Finster (and sometimes the other "Rats") on separate occasions.
379* Daphne Blake was quite a bit more sarcastic and deadpan [[WesternAnimation/APupNamedScoobyDoo when she was younger]].
380* ''WesternAnimation/TheSimpsons'': Lisa Simpson. Her snark is her defence mechanism amidst her dysfunctional family. She's the smart one and educated one among the uncultured and the others are boorish or stupid (though her mother alternates between being like the others or a sophisticated, artistic woman).
381* Gwen Stacy on ''WesternAnimation/MarvelsSpiderMan'' is no-nonsense yet awkward when she's less composed. She even snarked at ''the Hulk'' in the Halloween episode.
382%% * ''WesternAnimation/StickinAround'': Stacy Stickler.
383* Ming-Ming from ''WesternAnimation/WonderPets'' has been known to dip into this from time to time. "Save the Honey Bears" and "Here's Ollie" are two notable examples.
384* ''WesternAnimation/WorkItOutWombats'': Louisa, a four-year-old girl, will gladly make her opinions known by any means necessary. Her catchphrase is "Did you not know?" which demonstrates how she thinks she knows it all and wants everyone to know too.
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387[[folder:Real Life]]
388* Wendy's twitter page is [[https://www.boredpanda.com/funny-wendy-tweets-jokes/?utm_source=google&utm_medium=organic&utm_campaign=organic full of hilarious roasts]], and can come across as this, given their mascot/logo.
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