Line #144 Main/LiteralistSnarking


1	->'''Shooter:''' Oh, You're On! You're in big trouble though, pal, I eat pieces of shit like you for breakfast!\
2	'''Happy:''' (''laughing'') You eat pieces of shit for breakfast?\
3	'''Shooter:''' (''beat'') ...no!
4	-->-- ''Film/HappyGilmore''
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6	This is the technique of putting a sarcastic twist on the more plain meaning of something. Though [[LiteralMinded literal-mindedness]] is often associated with [[SarcasmBlind not understanding sarcasm]], in some cases [[DeadpanSnarker snarking]] and literal-mindedness can go hand-in-hand. Be warned that this tactic has a tendency to backfire, as the recipient might shoot back with calling you dumb for "not understanding figures of speech" or what-have-you -- which, in turn, makes them "guilty" of not understanding what you meant.
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8	Often involves a MathematiciansAnswer. See also GrammarNazi, whose more snarky varieties are prone to responding to misspoken statements as if they were what the speaker meant to say. If one ''acts'' on the sarcastic twist, it's a JerkassGenie. If the snarky twist is the ''intended'' meaning, it may be a form of LiteralMetaphor.
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10	!!Examples:
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12	[[foldercontrol]]
13
14	[[folder:Anime and Manga]]
15	* ''Manga/FullmetalAlchemist'':
16	-->'''Greed:''' I don't wanna hear any regrets.\
17	'''Ed:''' Gimme a break! I've already got a million regrets! What's one more?\
18	'''[[ThoseTwoGuys Darius and Heinkel]]: '''[[MathematiciansAnswer A million and one.]]
19	* ''VisualNovel/MajikoiLoveMeSeriously'': While trying to seduce Yamato in a forest, Kokoro demands that he "show her his manliness". He proceeds to flash her.
20	[[/folder]]
21
22	[[folder:Audio Drama]]
23	* In the ''AudioPlay/BigFinishDoctorWho'' story ''The Innocent'', the Doctor's conversation with a young woman on an alien planet is interrupted by the bleeping of her communicator.
24	-->'''Doctor''': What is that noise?\
25	'''Rejoice''': That'll be my father.\
26	'''Doctor''': Oh. Does he often make that noise?
27	[[/folder]]
28
29	[[folder:Fan Works]]
30	* Matt pulls one on Soichiro in the Death Note fic ''As the World Falls Down'':
31	-->'''Soichiro:''' How did you get here?\
32	'''Matt:''' Well, you see, when a mommy and daddy love each other very much...
33	* ''Fanfic/BeyondTheBorders'': Rachel relates that, after she came out as trans, her father said IHaveNoSon -- which she thought was hilarious even at the time, since the whole point of it was that she wasn't any kind of "son" at all.
34	%% One of the main sources of humor in ''[[Fanfic/AWildBadficAppearedCommentaries A Wild Badfic Appeared! Commentaries]]''.
35	* In chapter 15 of the Sonic fic ''[[https://www.fanfiction.net/s/2865975/15/Into-the-Void Into the Void]]'', Knuckles, at odds with Espio during a mission to save someone from a slave mine, offers him a request after threatening to kill him. Espio requests a steak dinner followed by 24 hours of sex with someone from a porno magazine, before cutting a gash into Knuckles with his horn and freeing himself.
36	** In a later chapter, Sonic jokingly offers Shadow a chili dog in exchange for explaining what he meant by a suspected insult, to which Shadow asks how he can even eat those. Sonic explains that he just bites, chews, and swallows.
37	* ''Fanfic/LeaveForMendeleiev'' provides a nonverbal example. After his classmate Mylene is transformed into the akuma Horrificator, Adrien is [[SkewedPriorities more interested in]] exploiting the situation to try and determine Ladybug's SecretIdentity. Plagg tries in vain to convince him to become Chat Noir and protect his friends, but Adrien refuses, eventually telling the kwami "Oh, bite me." Plagg does so.
38	* The protagonist of ''Fanfic/WithThisRing'' is fond of {{troll}}ing people who are sloppy with their words. For example, when Klarion the Witch Boy realises that Paul has no soul and thus no resistance to magic:
39	--> '''Klarion''': You're ''empty''.\
40	'''Paul''': Mum always told me to go before leaving the ho-
41	[[/folder]]
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43	[[folder:Films -- Live-Action]]
44	* Don Lockwood does this to himself in ''Film/SinginInTheRain'' to prove a point:
45	-->'''Lina''': Oh Donny! You couldn't kiss me like that and not mean it just a teensy bit!\
46	'''Don Lockwood''': Meet the greatest actor in the world! I'd rather kiss a tarantula.\
47	'''Lina''': You don't mean that.\
48	'''Don Lockwood''': I don't--hey Joe, get me a tarantula.
49	* From ''Film/TheEmpireStrikesBack'':
50	-->'''Han Solo''': Afraid I was gonna leave without giving you a goodbye kiss?\
51	'''Princess Leia''': I'd just as soon kiss a Wookiee.\
52	'''Han Solo''': I can arrange that. You could use a good kiss.
53	* Shooter [=McGavin=] sets himself up for a pretty good one in ''Film/HappyGilmore'':
54	-->'''Shooter:''' I eat pieces of shit like you for breakfast!\
55	'''Happy:''' You eat pieces of shit for breakfast?\
56	'''Shooter:''' ''[{{Beat}}]'' [[LameComeback No]].
57	* ''Film/PulpFiction'': Mia Wallace's first word upon being revived after an accidental heroin overdose and an [[ShotToTheHeart adrenaline shot to the heart]]:
58	-->'''Lance:''' You feeling alright? Then say something.\
59	'''Mia:''' ...Something.
60	[[/folder]]
61
62	[[folder:Jokes]]
63	* A man decides to get a guard dog for his wife, and visits a local pet store. The store owner replies, "I have just what you're looking for. Wait right here."\
64	A little later, the owner returns with a Shih Tzu. "This little fluffball has a black belt in karate," he says.\
65	"Really?!" asks the customer.\
66	"Just watch," says the owner. He pulls out a step stool, puts the dog on the floor, and says, "Karate the stool." The Shih Tzu attacks the stool with such a vengeance that nothing is left but metal splinters.\
67	Rubbing his eyes, the customer says, "I don't believe what I just saw!"\
68	"Not a problem, I'll show you again," says the store owner, as he rolls out a large wooden chair. "Karate the chair," he instructs the dog, and in seconds it is reduced to sawdust.\
69	"My God, I'll take him!" says the customer.\
70	The man arrives home with the dog, but his wife is skeptical.\
71	"Seriously, this IS our new guard dog. He's the toughest I've seen," he says, as he puts the dog down on the floor. "He even knows karate."\
72	"Yeah right," she says. "Karate my ass."
73	[[/folder]]
74
75	[[folder:Literature]]
76	* Vetinari in ''Literature/{{Discworld}}'' is infamous for this.
77	** Creator/TerryPratchett's work is ''made'' of this: "Don't let me detain you"; "Throw the book at him"; "I would rather die than betray the emperor", etc.
78	*** Though the second one was accidental as Sam Vimes remembered too late that Carrot was very literal minded, the book was around several thousand pages and about thirty pounds, and they were on a tower.
79	** This example from ''Literature/GoingPostal'':
80	--->'''Moist''': If you shove a broom up my arse, I could probably sweep the floor too!\
81	'''Vetinari''': An excellent idea. Drumknott, do we have a broom closet on this floor?
82	** Combined with the NarrativeProfanityFilter in ''Literature/{{Mort}}'':
83	--->'''Thief 1''': Oh ---- me, a ----ing wizard. I ''hate'' ----ing wizards!\
84	'''Thief 2''': You shouldn't ---- them then.
85	** From ''Literature/WyrdSisters''
86	--->'''Guard:''' There's a knocking without.\
87	'''Fool:''' Without? Without what?\
88	'''Guard:''' Without the door, idiot!\
89	'''Fool:''' A knocking without a door? This isn't [[IceCreamKoan some kind of Zen]], is it?
90	** In ''Literature/{{Jingo}}'', Carrot goes to fight some Klatchians (though Angua convinces him not to), and says "My strength is as the strength of ten, because my heart is pure!" Angua responds with "Well, there's eleven of them." (This isn't the only thing that convinces him; sending Angua on board their ship [[OurWerewolvesAreDifferent in wolf shape]] is a better plan anyway.)
91	*** Jingo also has a moment where the Klatchian leader is informed that the Morporkians think Klatchians will run away after "tasting cold steel". He licks his blade and wonders why they say that, and if that's as cold as steel gets.
92	** Glenda has some moments with this in ''Literature/UnseenAcademicals'', like when Nutt tells her "I am alive" (meaning not TheUndead) and she says "A live ''what''?" And when a waiter at the banquet says "Vetinari [[TheSpymaster has ears everywhere]]" she says she only sees two ears.
93	** In ''Literature/TheWeeFreeMen'', when one of the travelling teachers condescendingly compliments Tiffany on knowing a big word like "zoology", she replies that "zoology" is actually quite short compared to, say, [[StealthInsult "patronizing"]].
94	* ''Literature/DrThorndyke'' series: In "The Stranger's Latchkey", Jervis is telling a group of acquaintances about his work with the genius detective/doctor/lawyer Dr. Thorndyke when one of them implies that she thinks Thorndyke is all brain and no heart, and asks if he's "at all human". Jervis responds by listing the anatomical features, such as an opposed thumb and an upright bipedal gait, that mark Thorndyke as an example of the species ''homo sapiens''. When she attempts to clarify that she wants to know if Thorndyke is "human in things that matter", Jervis replies that clearly an upright bipedal gait does matter because Thorndyke's legal career would be seriously impeded if he went around on all fours.
95	* ''Literature/LePacteDesMarchombres'' presents an unusual example, as the two main characters make fun of a crook by being Literal Snarkers about their ''own'' threat.
96	--> '''Crook:''' Piss off!
97	--> '''Ellana:''' Here's my counter offer. You leave this inn now, without a sound, and promise never to step back in here, and I won't break you into a thousand pieces.
98	--> '''Jilano:''' ''(from a table afar)'' It's a fool's bargain!
99	--> '''Ellana:''' ''(pretending to get mad)'' And why's that?
100	--> '''Jilano:''' Because even if you hit hard, you'll break twelve bones at best. Let's say twenty because it's you. It's a far cry from the thousand pieces you claim.
101	--> '''Ellana:''' It's an expression. You shouldn't take it literally.
102	--> '''Jilano:''' Surely, but this good sir could feel cheated.
103	--> '''Ellana:''' Fine. ''(turns back to the crook)'' Here's my new counter offer. You leave this inn now, without a sound, and promise never to step back in here, and I won't break you into twelve pieces. Maybe twenty because it's me.
104	** And then she ''actually'' starts [[ExactWords breaking his bones, while counting to twelve]]. She gets to five, then goes back to three because there aren't actually any bones in the nose and ear. The crook, understandably, flees way before she gets to twelve (or twenty because it's her).
105	* Literature/HarryPotter, when he decides to get his snark on, tends toward this variety of snark.
106	-->'''Draco Malfoy:''' You're dead, Potter.\
107	'''Harry Potter:''' Funny, you'd think I'd have stopped walking around...
108	* ''Literature/ASongOfIceAndFire'': [[spoiler:Jaime]] combines this with some grisly BlackHumor when he gets a fancy new necklace with [[AnArmAndALeg his own hand]] as the pendant.
109	--> '''Roose''': You have lost a hand.
110	--> '''[[spoiler:Jaime]]''': No. I have it here, hanging about my neck.
111	* ''Literature/SherlockHolmes'': Lestrade is complaining that Holmes is making a big deal of some slightly contradictory evidence:
112	--> "I find it hard enough to tackle facts, Holmes, without flying away after theories and fancies."\
113	"You are right," said Holmes demurely; "you do find it very hard to tackle the facts."
114	* In Creator/JohnMoore's FracturedFairyTale, ''Bad Prince Charlie'', Charlie is being taken to see a priestess who is reputed to be have the power of prophecy. Charlie is a bit skeptical, but his friend tells him not to underestimate her until he's heard what she has to say.
115	-->"Fine. I'll hear what she has to say and then I'll underestimate her."
116	* In "Giantkiller" by Ben Jeapes, a TwentyMinutesIntoTheFuture story published in ''Magazine/{{Interzone}}'', a door-to-door saleswoman is having trouble getting customers in a posh housing estate; everyone she speaks to over the intercom is polite, superficially reasonable, and utterly impossible to engage with. A vicar who has been having similar difficulty explains that they aren't actually speaking to people at all, just the house AI, and unless they're on the whitelist or can convince the AI it's a matter of the owner's safety, they won't even give them the time of day. At the next house, she asks for the time of day, and the AI gives it because it has no reason not to.
117	* At the start of Creator/GrahamGreeneAuthor's ''The Comedians'', when the main characters are being introduced to each other, the pious American Smith says that he never touches alcohol. The English ConMan Jones replies, "I never touch it either. I drink it," before taking a swig.
118	* The Creator/OgdenNash poem "Sic Semper Mr Sherman's Temper or, Kindly Place Your Order in English" is about a man who dislikes modern (1950s) slang, and goes to ''great lengths'' to indicate this:
119	-->He thinks the phrase whisky on ice\
120	Is both descriptive and precise\
121	So of rocks he keeps a store\
122	Which he gathered on the stern New England shore\
123	And when guests ask for bourbon on the rocks they get bourbon on the rocks and they squint at their bourbon on the rocks jitterily\
124	Because he fulfilled their request literally.
125	* ''Literature/TheLostMetal'': There is a character whose codename is Codenames are Stupid, or Codenames for short, implying that an exchange like this took place.
126	-->What do you want your codename to be?\
127	Codenames are stupid.\
128	Codenames are Stupid it is, then.
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130
131	[[folder:Live Action TV]]
132	%%* Brennan from ''Series/{{Bones}}''
133	%%* Sheldon from ''Series/TheBigBangTheory''
134	* ''Series/MysteryScienceTheater3000'':
135	** In the "Squirm" episode, when the title of the movie appears, Mike says "Well, I don't know why, but OK." Then he, Crow and Tom all squirm in their seats.
136	** In the "Cry Wilderness" episode, when the title of the movie appears on screen Crow riffs "Well, if you insist." Then he, Tom, and Jonah all shout "WILDERNESS!" together.
137	* The show ''Series/{{Sherlock}}'' has a rather terrifying example. Sherlock has to prove a painting is a fake so Moriarty won't kill his hostage. Sherlock shouts, "Okay, I'll prove it. Just give me time." Moriarty's answer? Making his hostage, a CHILD, count down to his own fiery death. "Ten, nine, eight...."
138	* ''Series/StarTrekDeepSpaceNine'' has plenty of this, with the kings of the trope being Garak and Odo who can snark ''anything''.
139	** When a Klingon throws a rabidly insulting curse towards Odo in the Klingon language that's never translated in the episode ("Your mother has a smooth forehead"). It's clearly an insult about Odo's origins in what's probably a "son of a bitch" kind of way (except more insulting), and equally clearly meant to be rhetorical and a winning moment for the Klingon who says it, especially since the Klingon is clearly not expecting anyone around to be able to understand his language. Garak blandly responds with "Actually, I'm not sure Constable Odo has a mother", which completely takes the wind out of the Klingon's sails.
140	** Bashir has his moments, too. Including bonus points for being able to pull this trope once on ''Garak''.
141	--->'''Garak:''' Doctor, has anyone ever told you that you're an infuriating pest?\
142	'''Bashir:''' Chief O'Brien. All the time. And I don't pay any attention to him, either.
143	** Ziyal, of all people, as is clear when she gets fed up with Quark complaining about his business suffering under the Dominion.
144	---> '''Quark:''' The Jem'Hadar don't eat, don't drink, and they don't have sex. And if that wasn't bad enough, the Founders don't eat, don't drink, and they don't have sex either. Which, between you and me, makes my financial future less than promising.\
145	'''Ziyal:''' It might not be so bad. For all we know, the Vorta could be gluttonous, alcoholic sex-maniacs.\
146	'''Quark:''' ''(face brightening)'' I never thought of that! I wonder what their favorite food is.
147	* From the first episode of ''Series/TheCosbyShow'':
148	--> (There's a knock on Cliff and Claire's bedroom door)
149	--> '''Cliff:''' Who is it?
150	--> (Vanessa and Rudy walk in)
151	--> '''Cliff:''' No. No, no, when I say, 'Who is it?' it doesn't mean for you to come in. When I say 'Who is it?' you say who it is.
152	--> (Both girls walk back out, close the door, and knock again)
153	--> '''Cliff:''' Who is it?
154	--> '''Vanessa:''' Who it is!
155	* Charlie from ''Series/MrAndMrsMurder'' is fond of these (being played by Shaun Micallef).
156	--> '''Peter:''' Apparently, he's a real pussy cat.
157	--> '''Charlie:''' An actual pussy cat. That's amazing.
158	* In ''Series/TheNanny'', Niles will occasionally use this as a way to mess with C.C..
159	** In "Personal Business", when Maxwell goes to tell Fran she can't have her boyfriend in her room, Niles tells C.C. that he is "Upstairs with Miss Fine. Discussing the possibility of having sex in her room".
160	** In "Take Back Your Mink", he tells her that "Miss Fine" is pregnant and "Mr. Sheffield" is the father, neglecting to mention that [[WeNamedTheMonkeyJack those are the names of Grace's hamsters]].
161	** In "The Bank Robber":
162	--->'''C.C.:''' (''reading a magazine'') Oh, Maxwell, look! They're making ''Series/LostInSpace'' [[Film/LostInSpace into a movie]]. Oh, I loved that as a child. Oh, I'm dating myself.\
163	'''Niles:''' Dating yourself? That's pathetic. Even you can do better than you.
164	* ''Series/BlakesSeven''. In "The Harvest of Kairos", Servalan captures the Liberator, but its MasterComputer is still a problem.
165	-->'''Servalan:''' So tell me, Zen, how does one operate this craft?
166	-->'''Zen:''' One manipulates the controls, and the craft functions accordingly.
167	-->'''Servalan:''' Yes, and I've heard of your impudence. Now perhaps you will tell me ''how'' to manipulate the controls.
168	* ''Series/TheMonkees'' used this as a common gag. Paraphrased from one episode:
169	--> '''Secret Agent''': This plan depends on ''utter secrecy''.\
170	'''The Monkees''': (repeatedly whisper 'secrecy' among themselves.)\
171	'''Secret Agent''': What are you doing?\
172	'''Mickey''': Uttering 'secrecy'!
173	* ''Series/MimpiMetropolitan'': In episode 35, Akbar rejects Mami Bibir's suggestion of giving Juna a leading role in ''Ada Azab Dalam Cerita'' because Juna is a no-name. Mami Bibir proceeds to snark that Akbar is wrong as Juna actually has [[GivenNameReveal two names]].
174	* ''Series/MyWorldAndWelcomeToIt'': When Ruth Jensen snidely describes her husband Phil as being pig-headed in "The War Between Men and Women," he angrily shouts "Oink! Oink! Oink!" at her.
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177	[[folder:Music]]
178	* Music/{{Eminem}}:
179	** Eminem's verse in "Bitch Please II" has him respond to his critics over his use of homophobic language:
180	--->So when you see me dressin' up like a nerd on TV,\
181	or heard the CD usin' the "f-g" word so freely\
182	it's just me bein' me; here, want me to tone it down?\
183	''(in deep voice)'' "Suck my fuckin' dick, you f----t!" You happy now?
184	** He uses a similar joke to this in "Baby":
185	--->"''How low can you go?''" ''(in very deep voice)'' Lower than Chuck D, ho!\
186	Hear the bassiness in my voice?\
187	Rocky's back, where my Adrian's?
188	[[/folder]]
189
190	[[folder:Tabletop Games]]
191	* ''TabletopGame/Warhammer40000'': Captain Cortez of the 4th Company of the Crimson Fists, the single toughest Space Marine in the Imperium, who only has ''two bones'' in his ''entire'' body that haven't broken at least once, tends to react to minor things like getting entire limbs lopped off somewhat differently than normal people.
192	--> I haven't lost an arm, brother. It's over there.
193	[[/folder]]
194
195	[[folder:Video Games]]
196	* Leon S. Kennedy, from ''Franchise/ResidentEvil'', sometimes likes to respond to villains' dramatic statements by pretending to take them literally.
197	-->'''[[VideoGame/ResidentEvil4 Salazar]]''': So maybe you do have nine lives. But it doesn't matter now, Mr. Kennedy! I've sent my [[TheDragon right hand]] to dispose of you.\
198	'''Leon''': [[DetachmentCombat Your right hand comes off?]]
199	* One of the clash quotes from ''VideoGame/InjusticeGodsAmongUs'':
200	-->'''ComicBook/HarleyQuinn:''' You fight like my grandma!\
201	'''ComicBook/{{Nightwing}}:''' You fought your grandma?
202	* The insults and responses in ''VideoGame/TheSecretOfMonkeyIsland'' draw on this.
203	--> '''Unsanitary Pirate''': You fight like a dairy farmer.\
204	'''Guybrush''': How appropriate. You fight like a cow.
205	* In ''VideoGame/TheCurseOfMonkeyIsland'', you can have Guybrush do this to Wally/Bloodnose. When he warns you "One more peep out of you, and I'll do ya in!", one of the dialogue options is a deadpan "Peep". Guybrush can follow it up by responding to Wally's threat of "One more word, and I'll let you have it!" with "Word".
206	* [[TheComicallySerious Sten]] of ''VideoGame/DragonAgeOrigins'' uses this constantly, either to avoid talking about uncomfortable subjects or to [[DeadpanSnarker dryly insult his teammates]]. An example:
207	-->'''[[PlayerCharacter Warden]]:''' What were you doing in that cage?\
208	'''Sten:''' Sitting, as you observed.\
209	'''Warden:''' That's not what I meant.\
210	'''Sten:''' It's what you asked.
211	* In ''VideoGame/Persona3'', after [[StrawNihilist Takaya]] gives a MotiveRant about "shining a light upon this darkened world", Junpei [[ShutUpHannibal yells back]]:
212	-->'''Junpei:''' You're so full of shit! I'm not dying so you can have a friggin' night-light!
213	* In ''VideoGame/SonicFrontiers'', Sage asks Sonic what his end goal is. Sonic responds "Eh, it varies; [[MediumAwareness sometimes it's a spinning sign, sometimes it's a big ol' ring!]]"
214	[[/folder]]
215
216	[[folder:Web Animation]]
217	* Strong Bad from ''WebAnimation/HomestarRunner'' shows signs of this, such as in [[http://www.homestarrunner.com/sbemail2.html the second episode]] of WebAnimation/StrongBadEmail, where a typo from a sender's email results in him trying to kill "Homsar":
218	-->'''Strong Bad:''' Keep sending me your questions, and I will keep making fun of your punctuation and spelling. I mean, answer them.
219	[[/folder]]
220
221	[[folder:Web Original]]
222	* [[http://iamnotashamed.org/ I am not ashamed]], an [[TheFundamentalist Answers in Genesis]]-powered website, encouraged Christians around the world to "''stand'' unashamedly and uncompromisingly ''on'' Literature/TheBible." (See MixedMetaphor.) In response, [[http://hjhop.blogspot.com/2010/04/uncompromising-unashamed-atheists-can.html a group of internet atheists]] decided to comply with this call a little more literally than the creators of the original campaign had intended.
223	* In ''WebVideo/DragonBallZAbridged'', Nail tells Freeza to call "1-800-EAT-A-D*CK". Lord Guru responds thusly...
224	-->[[RunningGag We don't even]] ''[[NonHumansLackAttributes have]]'' [[OneGenderRace those]]!
225	* Website/SFDebris' review of a ''Series/StarTrekEnterprise'' episode where T'Pol says Archer lost a Klingon prisoner and Archer responds that he didn't lose him, he was taken, prompts him to comment thusly:
226	-->Well, obviously you didn't ''literally'' lose him. Even ''I'' don't think you're so incompetent that you'll misplace a seven foot tall alien warrior who smells like a wet dog. "Hey, anyone seen the important Klingon prisoner? What about my keys? Anyone seen those?" What a moron!
227	[[/folder]]
228
229	[[folder:Western Animation]]
230	* WesternAnimation/BugsBunny falls on the receiving end of this trope in the WesternAnimation/LooneyTunes cartoon "WesternAnimation/KnightyKnightBugs", where he plays a jester in Myth/KingArthur's court. He uses an insulting word but fails to consider that his occuppation includes this very word in the title and that it could influence the king:
231	-->'''Bugs''': Only a fool would go after the Singing Sword! Yuk-yuk-yuk, yuk-yuk-yuk!\
232	'''Arthur''': A good idea...Fool!
233	* ''WesternAnimation/EdEddNEddy'': In "Home-Cooked Eds", Eddy struggles to get the Kanker Sisters' trailer off his front law, and asks Ed to "give me a hand". Ed can't resist making the obvious joke as he shoves Edd's hand in Eddy's face.
234	-->'''Ed:''' Found one! (''chuckles'')\
235	'''Edd:''' [[LamePunReaction This joke is older than my Mesozoic fossil collection, Ed.]]
236	* From the ''WesternAnimation/{{Futurama}}'' episode "[[Recap/FuturamaS2E12TheDeepSouth The Deep South]]", when the Planet Express gang goes fishing.
237	-->'''Leela:''' I'm afraid you're both out of your league, boys, 'cause you're looking at a woman who owns her own harpoon!\
238	'''Bender:''' Harpoon, my ass! (''laughs'')\
239	'''Leela:''' Okay. (''[[PainToTheAss stabs Bender in the butt with her harpoon]]'')
240	* ''WesternAnimation/MyLittlePonyFriendshipIsMagic'':
241	** In addition to Pinkie Pie's [[LiteralMinded Literal-Minded-ness]], she can also be like this from time to time.
242	--->'''[[FeatheredFiend Gilda]]:''' I'll be watching you...like a hawk.\
243	'''Pinkie:''' Why? Can't you watch me like a griffon?
244	** Pinkie Pie's older sister Maud Pie shows some signs of this, as seen in "[[Recap/MyLittlePonyFriendshipIsMagicS7E4RockSolidFriendship Rock Solid Friendship]]":
245	--->'''Rarity:''' Congratulations on your rock-torate. What are you doing now?\
246	'''Maud:''' [[MathematiciansAnswer Talking to you.]]
247	* ''WesternAnimation/ThePenguinsOfMadagascar'': In "Sting Operation", Skipper has Kowalski analyze an unknown object (which turns out to be a wasp's nest) hanging from the zoo's clock tower. When Kowalski tells him "It could be anything," Skipper sarcastically asks if it could be the state of Alaska.
248	* ''WesternAnimation/PhineasAndFerb'': In "Nerdy Dancin'", fellow mad scientist "Rodney" Von Roddenstein tells Dr. Doofenshmirtz to TalkToTheHand. Doof responds by directing his taunts towards Rodney's hand.
249	-->'''Rodney:''' See this? It's my hand. You can talk to it.\
250	'''Doofenshmirtz:''' Alright. Hey, hand! (''sing-song'') My evil dancing's better than yours, it's like you're stuck in a canoe, but you got no oars. See you on the dance floor!\
251	'''Rodney:''' No one talks to my hand that way!
252	[[/folder]]
253
254	[[folder:Real Life]]
255	* Creator/{{Voltaire}}'s response when someone told him that coffee was "a slow poison": "I think it must be slow, for I have been drinking it for sixty-five years and am not dead yet."
256	* Music/TheMonkees were told their song "Randy Scouse Git" was not acceptable in the UK [[DidNotDoTheBloodyResearch because of its title]], and would have to be released with an alternate title. So, they called it "Alternate Title."
257	** Similarly, when a record label supervisor frustrated with Creator/MichaelNesmith's NonAppearingTitle habit told him write songs that were just "good clean fun", Nez wrote a song called "Good Clean Fun" that still had a NonAppearingTitle.
258	* When the founders of Megabots Inc. unveiled the [[HumongousMecha Megabot Mk-II]] (and challenged Suidobashi Heavy Industries to a duel), they did so in a manner that played up {{Eagleland}} stereotypes, such as boasting about the robot being born in the fires of American innovation [[FunnyBackgroundEvent while a lab technician got singed by a gout of flame]]. Suidobashi Heavy Industries' agreed in their response video that the robot was "Super American".
259	* Creator/GKChesterton's response to one of Holbrook Jackson's platitudes.
260	-->'''Jackson:''' The future will look upon man as we look upon the ichthyosaurus—as an extinct monster.\
261	'''Chesterton:''' The "future" won't look upon anything. No eyes.
262	* William of Malmesbury, an English monk and historian, recorded an anecdote involving King Charles the Bald and a philosopher and theologian named John Scotus Eriugena. As the two were having dinner, the king, in an attempt at humour, asked Eriugena: "What separates a Scot from a sot (drunkard)?" Eriugena replied: "Only a table".
263	* On Website/{{Reddit}} such jokes are known as "[[https://knowyourmeme.com/memes/the-old-reddit-switch-a-roo The Ol' Reddit Switcheroo]]", and will often be replied to with a link to the previous iteration of the joke, creating a long chain across the website's history. This started as a way to show how old and tired the joke was.
264	* In the years prior to UsefulNotes/WorldWarII, a German publisher was interested in ''Literature/TheHobbit'' but had to comply with the Nazi party's policy of banning any works written by those with Jewish ancestry. So he wrote a letter to Tolkien asking if he was "Aryan". Tolkien wrote a response (which he never actually ended up sending) saying that no, he had no Indo-Iranian ancestry. The word "Aryan" originally referred to an ancient Middle Eastern people, who bore no resemblance to the Nazi ideal that they called "Aryan".
265	* African-American comedian Dick Gregory described something that happened to him in Mississippi before the 1963 March on Washington:
266	-->We tried to integrate a restaurant, and they said, 'We don't serve colored folk here,' and I said, '[[ImAHumanitarian Well, I don't eat colored folk nowhere.]] Bring me some pork chops.'
267	* Awsten Knight from Music/{{Waterparks}}'s response to guilt-tripping fans:
268	-->'''[[https://twitter.com/awsten/status/1555641250283266048 @awsten]]:''' PEOPLE COMMENTING "AWSTEN I CANT KEEP DEFENDING U" YOU HAVE NEVER PROTECTED ME IN YOUR LIFE
269	* Dad jokes tend to run on this. A common variant would be "I'm hungry/cold/tired/etc.", and the response is "Hi, Hungry/Cold/Tired/Etc. I'm Dad."
270	* Children in school will commonly request to use the bathroom by asking, "Can I go to the bathroom?" Often, the teacher will respond with, "I dunno. Can you?"
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