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14->'''Rocket:''' [Drax's] people are completely literal. Metaphors are gonna go over his head.\
15'''Drax:''' Nothing goes over my head. My reflexes are too fast. I would catch it.
16-->-- ''Film/GuardiansOfTheGalaxy2014''
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18A literal-minded person just [[BluntMetaphorsTrauma doesn't get figurative speech]], instead interpreting instructions, idioms, {{understatement}}s, {{sarcasm|Blind}}, etc. completely literally.
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20Some of the ways this trope is played:
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22* BotheringByTheBook and ExactWords, where somebody deliberately uses a literal interpretation in order to gain an advantage, make a point or "win" an argument, perhaps using ObfuscatingStupidity. Often used in LoopholeAbuse. Compare MetaphoricallyTrue for similar manipulation tactics.
23* LiteralGenie, and its malicious counterpart, JackassGenie.
24* MathematiciansAnswer
25* A reactive form of SpockSpeak, to emphasize a character's alienness.
26* LiteralistSnarking, when done deliberately to mock someone.
27* To set up EntendreFailure.
28* Someone who is SarcasmBlind.
29* The product of a BlindIdiotTranslation, where the phrase is translated word-for-word instead of into a foreign equivalent.
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31Characters who have this as a primary characteristic will occasionally be TheComicallySerious. Compare LiteralMetaphor, ShapedLikeItself, FunWithHomophones and DoubleMeaning. Frequently results in ComicallyMissingThePoint.
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33This trope does ''not'' mean tropes being taken literally, contrary to popular belief.
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35!!Example Subpages:
36[[index]]
37* LiteralMinded/{{Literature}}
38* LiteralMinded/LiveActionTV
39* LiteralMinded/WesternAnimation
40[[/index]]
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42!!Other Examples:
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46[[folder:Anime & Manga]]
47%%* Otonashi in ''Anime/AngelBeats''.
48* During the ChristmasEpisode of ''Manga/AsteroidInLove'', the cast agrees to make a slightly spicier hotpot to make up for the clubroom's lack of heating, so they purchased a bit of chili powder on top of some off-the-shelf kimchi broth base. When Mira asks Ao to "add all ingredients into the pot", she takes it to mean [[BlazingInfernoHellfireSauce the entire bag of chili powder]]. Fortunately, the bag of chili powder was quite small, so while the result is spicier than what they plan to, it's still edible.
49* One ''Manga/AstroBoy'' story has Astro succumb to this when Ochanomizu says he'll find the authorities who sent Astro to be scrapped and "grease their palms". He then uses a rapid-fire sequence of these to make a computer [[LogicBomb implode]].
50* One ''Manga/AzumangaDaioh'' episode had the main characters planning for an event and running behind schedule. Chiyo comments that she wishes they could turn back the clock. Cue [[{{Cloudcuckoolander}} Osaka]] standing on a chair trying to wind the clock backwards.
51* Sumomo/Plum from ''Manga/{{Chobits}}'' can only take questions literally, according to Shinbo, due to her lack of processing power as a "laptop" Persocom.
52* Goku from ''Manga/DragonBall'' was like this as a child, like thinking that Bulma really turned into a turtle because she was moving too slow. Once, when he challenged the demon Shula to a fight, Shula said he must be either brave or stupid. Goku thinks Shula got his name wrong and says his name is Goku.
53* Tetsuma Joe from ''Manga/Eyeshield21'' always follows directions. Exactly. When his coach warned him not to overeat before a game, he didn't eat for three days. And at one point, The Kid tells Joe "wake me up in about three hours". Exactly three hours later, and despite the fact that Kid is nowhere nearby, Joe ''[[SuperWindowJump leaps out the window]] of a moving bus'' just to go find Kid and wake him up. On another occasion, Kid asks Tetsuma to get him up at eight AM. So Tetsuma actually counts down the seconds until 8 AM IN HIS SLEEP.
54* Sagittarius from ''Manga/FairyTail''. At one point, Lucy asks him to make a fire, but he replies that he doesn't have pyrokinesis. A few minutes later, he figures out what she really wanted and makes a fire by launching his arrows at some machines and making them explode.
55* Sōsuke Sagara from ''Literature/FullMetalPanic''. His literal-mindedness provides a lot of humor in quite a few serious situations (as well as not-serious situations). One funny moment in the novels comes during the Behemoth arc. Sōsuke defeated Takuma, which is supposed to result in a TearJerker moment, where the dying Takuma moans, "I lost, sister. Why'd I lose?..." Sōsuke proceeds to take the question ''literally'', and tactlessly attempts to explain to Takuma why he failed so miserably in an "I-told-you-so, but did you listen?" sort of way. Needless to say, Kaname tells him to shut up, and Tessa tries to repair the dramatic atmosphere.
56* Used in ''Manga/GunslingerGirl'' for their CreepyChild moments, as they've been brainwashed to obey their handlers without question. When one [[TheHandler handler]] first starts instructing a girl, he's annoyed at her inability to hit the target (actually because she's not become used to her cyborg implants) and tells her not to leave the range until she can consistently hit the target. The next day it's pouring down rain and the handler grouches that he hasn't seen any sign of the girl he's supposed to be teaching. He's told to go to the firing range where he finds her cold and shivering, [[{{Determinator}} still trying to hit the target as instructed after practicing all night]].
57* ''Manga/{{Haikyuu}}'': Kageyama and Ushijima are this due to their relatively [[TheStoic stoic]] nature and inability to understand figurative speech.
58* ''Literature/HaruhiSuzumiya'': During the group's beach vacation, Nagato follows a party game instruction to turn away, face back, and say "I love you," to the letter, with about as much emotion as she displays in general. Also, when Kyon and Haruhi go out to investigate a [[spoiler: staged]] murder, she extends Haruhi's order not to open the door to anyone to include ''her'' when they come back; Haruhi actually calls her out on this trope after Kyon specifies said order revoked.
59* ''Webcomic/HetaliaAxisPowers'':
60-->'''France:''' Just shake your ass at them or something.\
61''[later]''\
62'''Italy:''' Oh, oh, Japan! Want to see my bum?
63* Early in ''VisualNovel/{{Kanon}}'', Ayu comes charging at Yuichi, who tells her to move to the side, specifying the hand one holds their chopsticks in. She moves to the left, crashes into him, and specifies when asked why that she's left-handed[[note]]While not as common at the time the story was released, using chopsticks with one's left hand used to be regarded as bad manners, with natural lefty children forced by their parents to use their right hands.[[/note]].
64* Isshin Matoi, the [[DisappearedDad deceased father]] of protagonist Ryuko from ''Anime/KillLaKill'', is said to be this as an explanation for his [[GiverOfLameNames terrible naming sense]] as he founded an organization called Nudist Beach (made up of, guess what, [[NakedPeopleAreFunny nudists]]) and named an invention of his the "Rending Scissors" because they're a pair of scissors that... [[ShapedLikeItself rend]]. This even applies to his daughter, where [[http://sushiobunny.tumblr.com/post/76850838550/its-interesting-to-note-that-ryuukos-name-has one potential meaning]] for her name [[NameThatUnfoldsLikeALotusBlossom of many]] is [[spoiler:abandoned girl]], which is distressingly spot on once we learn more about her history.
65* ''Anime/LuckyStar'': Yutaka is known to ramble to Minami about how she wishes she could grow as tall as her. In one such instance, after Minami assures her that she will grow taller, Hiyori imagines her suddenly growing, first just in height and then becoming an actual giantess, before freaking out at her own ideas.
66** In an earlier episode, Miyuki describes her mother to Konata as an open book, in answer to her question about how she just answered her on the phone. Konata asks a few days later what that has to do with opening books, to which Miyuki explains that it means she is not good at containing her emotions.
67* ''Anime/MonColleKnights'': In one episode during the Utopian Eagle/Stove Dragon takeoff sequence, Mondo says "Let's get this popcorn-popper poppin'!" Ichirobei comments popcorn being a good idea, and Rockna tells him it's a figure of speech. (Dub only; usually, the sequence is completely silent, save for Mondo's one line that got translated as something else in each dub episode.)
68* ''Literature/ThePetGirlOfSakurasou'': When asked for the reasons behind her actions ("What are you thinking?!"), resident IdiotSavant Mashiro answers instead with ''exactly'' what is she thinking at the moment: ([[NonSequitur "Of the Earth"]]).
69* A popular form of joke in ''Anime/PokemonTheSeries'', although some jokes get LostInTranslation in English. One that survived in episode 1 involved Satoshi asking Pikachu to "tell him his story", which Pikachu interprets as "showing him his teeth"; this survived as Ash asking him to open his mouth, which he does literally.
70* ''Manga/ShiawaseTorimingu'':
71** After art student Suzu's paintings are panned for "lacking color", she whines that she made sure they were "super colorful".
72** As Suzu and birdwatching otaku Tsubasa cement their unlikely friendship, Suzu makes a quip about looking for the BluebirdOfHappiness. Tsubasa says if she wants to find a kingfisher (a literal blue bird), she should look around for the giant mounds of poop they leave behind.
73** When Suzu compares ducks losing their bright colors to humans "letting themselves go", Tsubasa says that ducks don't need to be let go since they already live in the wild.
74* ''Manga/SpyXFamily'':
75** When being interrogated by Yuri, Loid says that he would take a bullet or even a nuke to save his wife, Yuri's sister. Yuri is shocked--he'd take a bullet for his sister of course, but how could anyone take a ''nuke'' for her? The narration helpfully reminds us that he's drunk.
76** When someone tries to sell Yor eyeliner, saying "cutting eyes are all the rage now", Yor assumes she's selling a concealed eye gouging weapon.
77* In an episode of ''Anime/SuitePrettyCure'', Kanade tells Ellen, who's getting ready for her first day of school (ever), to write her name on the board big so the others can see it. She writes her name on the board '''big''', taking up the entire board.
78* An equal parts hilarious and adorable example exists in Nia from ''Anime/TengenToppaGurrenLagann'', who exhibits literal-mindedness in several situations: Once she [[spoiler:rejects the prospect of marrying Simon because she doesn't get how two people could be physically merged after he says he wants to "become one" with her]], and her voicemail has her saying "I can't use the phone right now" before feeling the need to clarify that she ''can'' physically use a phone, just that she's not near hers at the moment.
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82* Motu from ''Animation/MotuPatlu'' has a tendency to take metaphors too literally, such as in the episode "Fire Ball Aliens" when he literally tries to fly upon Patlu telling him they should "fly away" (that is, run away) from the incoming horde of fireball aliens.
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85[[folder:Comic Books]]
86* Various Characters in ''ComicBook/ChickTracts'' are literal-minded, but we're supposed to agree with them on every single issue in Literature/TheBible. But then again, Jack Chick is a [[TheFundamentalist Fundamentalist]] IRL.
87* ''ComicBook/TheFlash'': Bart Allen alias ComicBook/{{Impulse}}/Kid Flash is pretty literal-minded, though it could be justified in his case: not only is he from the future, but he grew up in virtual reality.
88-->'''Characters/{{Superman|TheCharacter}}:''' The Pope was very understanding -- especially when you wondered if he was Catholic.\
89'''Bart:''' A lot of people I know keep asking!
90* [[Characters/SupergirlTheCharacter Kara Zor-El]] suffers from this at the beginning of ''Comicbook/ManyHappyReturns''. Justified because she is a very innocent kid who has just been stranded in another planet and can barely speak English. Sarcasm, jokes and idiomatic expressions tend to go over her head.
91-->'''Linda:''' Oh, I get it now. You're cute. Reaaaally cute.\
92'''Kara:''' Do you think I am cute?
93* ''ComicBook/{{Werner}}'' has lots and lots of examples of this, even whole stories based on being literal-minded. However, most of them are impossible to translate to English for demonstration purposes.
94-->'''Hörni:''' Say something!\
95'''Kalli:''' Something!\
96'''Hörni:''' You shall not say something, you shall say something!\
97'''Kalli:''' Something!
98* One ''ComicBook/ArchieComics'' story was about a new foreign transfer student attending Riverdale High. The concept was that every time a character used a figure of speech, she would confuse it for what it would mean in a literal sense.
99* The ''ComicBook/{{Viz}}'' character Mr Logic takes everything said literally. For example when he is asked to boil the kettle he points out that the kettle is made out of stainless steel and he can't produce a temperature high enough to boil stainless steel.
100* Also from ''ComicBook/GuardiansOfTheGalaxy'', Characters/RocketRaccoon occasionally encounters this problem, especially when he tries to pun, as in his own miniseries:
101-->'''Rocket:''' Nah, I'm not buying [your suggestion] this time.
102-->'''Sale:''' I'm afraid I don't understand. Have I tried to sell you something?
103* ''Comicbook/LaffALympics'': Upon reading from a cook book that he must add a "can of tomato paste", Huckleberry Hound literally throws an unopened can into the pot.
104* ''WesternAnimation/StuntDawgs'': As far as Badyear in concerned in the comics, to hog-tie someone means to tie a hog to someone.
105* Mortadelo from Spanish comic book ''ComicBook/MortadeloYFilemon'' has this trait, which often leads to funny accidents (usually at Filemón's expense).
106* On several occasions in ''ComicBook/{{Sasmira}}'', a character will take literally a figurative turn of phrase by another character.
107* ''ComicBook/{{Batman}}'': In his introductory storyline Henri Ducard is called back to Gotham to testify against Bruce Wayne. His hosts send a limo to pick him up and ask what name he'll go by. He tells them to pick one at random. The chauffeur stands at the airport holding a sign that reads "Random".
108* One ''Westernanimation/PinkyAndTheBrain'' story in the ''Comicbook/{{Animaniacs}}'' comic had Pinky ruining Brain's plan ([[SpannerInTheWorks as usual]]) for this: while they were trying to get into production special basketball shoes ("I didn't know basketballs had feet!") that would propel its wearers into the stratosphere, Brain noted "all they want is bells and whistles". So when the shoes have been made and are in everyone's feet, Brain activating them had the sneakers instead emitting loud noises of bells and whistles, because Pinky took that comment as an advice for design changes.
109* Invoked by [[Creator/MarxBrothers Groucho Marx]] in ''ComicBook/GiraffesOnHorsebackSalad''; when Linda demands "What is the meaning of this?!", Groucho looks up the meaning of "this" in a dictionary.
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112[[folder:Comic Strips]]
113* Zero in ''ComicStrip/BeetleBailey'' lives this trope. Honorable mention:
114-->'''Sarge:''' Zero, take this report to the General's office, and step on it!
115* In [[https://dilbert.com/strip/2012-09-21 this strip]] of ''ComicStrip/{{Dilbert}}'', the Pointed-Haired Boss ask Asok to throw Carl "under the bus" because he "choked the pooch", Asok angrily says he will take care of it. Then he says that he found a website that lists idioms and that he had done some bad things.
116* ''ComicStrip/FoxTrot'':
117** In one strip, [[BumblingDad Roger]] sits in front of the family computer for a moment, then slowly pushes it away from himself until it falls off the desk. Because someone mentioned it "needed backing up."
118** In a similar strip, Roger complained a program he installed isn't working. Jason pointed out the program is the Windows version and they don't have Windows. Roger immediately pointed to an actual window and said "Are you nuts? There's a window right there!" Cue Jason facepalming.
119** One Sunday strip saw Paige (after something involving Music/BritneySpears and Prince William) attempt to use a CD burner to ''literally'' torch a CD.
120* ''ComicStrip/{{Garfield}} '':
121** [[https://www.gocomics.com/garfield/2013/06/11 Believing that "You can't know someone until you've walked a mile in their shoes", Jon's Uncle Forrest had three hundred pairs when they caught him.]]
122--->'''Garfield:''' "That's about a seven on the creepy scale."
123** [[https://www.gocomics.com/garfield/2010/10/04 When Jon asks Irma what's new on the menu]], she describes the new stains on it.
124* ''ComicStrip/MadamAndEve'': In one strip, Thandi hears President UsefulNotes/DonaldTrump complain about being the victim of "the biggest witch hunt ever", then imagines him being chased down by a coven of [[WitchClassic flying witches]].
125* ''ComicStrip/PearlsBeforeSwine'' has a RunningGag that's sort of an inverse as this trope: [[TheDitz Pig]] will use a figure of speech but he means it literally, and another character (usually [[OnlySaneMan Goat]]) will take it figuratively. There's an example [[http://www.gocomics.com/pearlsbeforeswine/2012/09/27 here]].
126* Done sometimes by Wally Wood's ''[[ComicStrip/SallyForthWood Sally Forth]]'' whenever it's funny.
127-->'''Dahl:''' Battle stations! Strip for action!\
128''(Sally quickly undresses)''
129* In one ''ComicStrip/SnuffySmith'' comic, Snuffy landed a PrecisionFStrike when asked to swear to tell the truth, the whole truth, and nothing but the truth, then lampshades this trope after being reprimanded:
130-->'''Snuffy:''' Consarn it, Judge, you're the one who told me to swear!
131* ''ComicStrip/USAcres'': Bo once went ice fishing and caught a block of ice.
132* ''ComicStrip/BigNate'': [[https://www.gocomics.com/bignate/1999/11/17 Head upstairs and hit the books.]]
133* One ''ComicStrip/CalvinAndHobbes'' strip sees Calvin take the box a bar of soap comes in and stand on it, his reasoning being that "when you harangue the multitudes, you stand on a soap box".
134-->'''Hobbes:''' You'd probably be more impressive if you tried using the soap.\
135'''Calvin:''' Let me know if you see any multitudes.
136* Several characters in ''ComicStrip/{{Nancy}}''. Taken to ridiculous lengths with Pee-Wee during Olivia Jaimes' run, where he's so literal-minded that Nancy has to be careful with how she words her statements whenever he's around.
137* ''ComicStrip/TheFarSide'': A witch realizes that when another witch says she "has one in the oven", she actually meant she was pregnant. Justified, given what stereotypical witches do.
138* ''ComicStrip/GetFuzzy'':
139** Almost everything Satchel says.
140** Another honorable mention is the zookeeper in [[https://www.gocomics.com/getfuzzy/2003/07/30 this strip]].
141* In one 2006 strip of ''[[ComicStrip/BloomCounty Opus]]'', Opus is sitting with several stuffed animals while wearing chef's hats and carrying baking equipment, and says "I think we're 'The Baker Commission.'"
142* ''ComicStrip/PhoebeAndHerUnicorn'': Marigold Heavenly Nostrils is both a unicorn and very literal minded. She reacts with horror when Phoebe says she's going to rub Marigold in Dakota's snotty face, and when Phoebe's mom says she has to paint her, Marigold is game, but wants to know which color, first.
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147* ''Fanfic/WhatTomorrowBrings'': Gafinilan and Mertil are both unfamiliar with human terms. The former thinks that the "ladies" sign on a block of toilets is misleading because it may have one lady in it or none at all; and when [[spoiler:Loren]] is disappointed that the neurobot mat can't cure her mental traumas and "save [her] some money on therapy", Mertil assures her that it doesn't run on money.
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150* ''Fanfic/CalvinAndHobbesTheSeries'':
151-->'''Tracer:''' ''[narrating]'' That night, when I got home, I received a call from Mimi Dejour. She said she wanted to meet me at the club right away. Since I had no idea where the Club Right Away was, I suggested the Club Flamingo. She agreed.
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154* ''Fanfic/TheBridge'': Godzilla Junior in only barely grasps figurative meaning in a lot of sayings. Hilarity ensues.
155* ''Fanfic/KyonBigDamnHero'' (''Literature/HaruhiSuzumiya'' & Website/TVTropes; author DiedDuringProduction): Kyon starts chatting with Sasaki, who brings up that most of his events were most probably organized by someone else. His PDA, being able to learn and adapt, brings up his event planner immediately. He then tries to avoid meetings with her with lame excuses that Skynet (his PDA) obligingly fills his schedule with as it doesn't understand Kyon is lying.
156* ''Fanfic/NewStars'' (''Series/TheOrville'' & ''WesternAnimation/StarWarsTheCloneWars''): Isaac is shown to be this. When John states that Maxx and the other clones had been gaslighted by the Kaminoans into thinking they could never be anything but soldiers, Isaac asks if John believes that the clones were regularly set on fire.
157* ''Fanfic/StarsAbove'' (''Manga/LuckyStar'' & ''Anime/PuellaMagiMadokaMagica''): During the endgame, Konata refers to everything that's gone on lately as bullshit. Kyubey asks what actually involves male cow feces.
158* ''Fanfic/TallPineTales'': In ''Paging Dr. Theresa'', [[OriginalCharacter Theresa]] diagnoses [[Series/FraggleRock Boober]] with the stomach bug. Wembley thinks it's caught from eating bugs.
159* ''WebAnimation/TurnaboutStorm'' (''Franchise/AceAttorney'' & ''WesternAnimation/MyLittlePonyFriendshipIsMagic''): Every metaphor Phoenix uses inevitably flies over Pinkie's head. For example, she says she missed the part where [[TheStoic Sonata]] was [[DeathGlare throwing daggers out of her eyes]], and wishes she could do that.
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162* ''Fanfic/TheBoltChronicles'': Bolt often misunderstands the concept of figurative speech in these fics, usually resulting in his ComicallyMissingThePoint.
163** In "The Makeover," he misunderstands what Mittens means when she refers to "[[TheBodyPartsThatMustNotBeNamed doggy lipstick]]," resulting in Bolt giving himself a [[CosmeticCatastrophe hideously garish makeover]]. His thinking is that if Mittens enjoys doggy lipstick, she'll like him even better if he's wearing several other kinds of makeup as well.
164** In "The Wedding Reception," he misconstrues a joke by Mittens regarding "Music/PachelbelsCanon" and steps all over the punch line. He thinks Mittens's parodied title, "Taco Bell Canon," was the work's title all along after her quip.
165** In "The Cameo," he misunderstands Blaze's ''Film/TheEmpireStrikesBack'' I-am-your-father quote (wondering instead why he just called him Luke), as well as misconstruing his father's description of his girlfriend as a "[[ButterFace two-bagger]]" by thinking this means she plays baseball. Earlier, Bolt is thoroughly confused by the suggestive teasing from Penny and her friend in connection with a smut fic featuring him and his master.
166** In "The Gift," he misconstrues Mittens's question "How about sex?" as a come-on rather than an inquiry about whether beings in Nirvana have sex or not.
167** In "The Seven," young Bolt misunderstands when one of his friends says that "even 'Film/CitizenKane' is no 'Film/CitizenKane'." His reaction is to ask "How can 'Film/CitizenKane' not be 'Film/CitizenKane' if that's what it is?"
168** In "The Cakes," Bolt misconstrues Mittens's evasiveness regarding her having gone to use the litter box, taking her "making a cake" euphemism literally.
169** While in the office for the volunteer service animal charity "Little Cherry Blossoms" in "The Service Dog," Bolt misconstrues Ulgine Barrows's query if he'd "like to be a Little Cherry Blossom today." He reacts with confusion, whining bemusedly, "No thanks. I didn't realize turning into a cherry blossom would be a prerequisite to being a seeing-eye animal for a couple hours. But if you think it’s a requirement… " Later in the same story, he tells Mittens and Rhino that the name of the private investigator he and Penny went to was named "[[Series/{{Monk}} Adrian Chipmunk]]" -- and when his friends tease him by asking if his middle name might have been [[Franchise/AlvinAndTheChipmunks Alvin, Simon, or Theodore]], he replies, "How would I know what his middle name was? Even when I thought I had superpowers, being psychic wasn’t one of them."
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172* ''Fanfic/AbraxasHrodvitnon'': It turns out that the alien three-headed Titan [[Characters/AbraxasHrodvitnonKingGhidorah Ghidorah]] lacks a concept of dishonesty, and even metaphors allude it. [[spoiler:According to [[https://hrodvitnon.tumblr.com/post/648508725162803200/ Word of God]], this has caused Ghidorah to take humanity's mythology and allegories literally when it gained access to our socio-cultural knowledge through the Many's HiveMind]].
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175* ''Fanfic/CheatingDeathThoseThatLived'':
176** Woof Casino has a learning disorder that makes him feel unable to act without receiving orders. Once he gets orders, though, he takes them to the extreme. He volunteers when his disabled younger brother is reaped, not so much out of love and affection, but because he interprets the pleas to "save me" as a command. When his mentor orders him to "learn everything", he goes to every training station in the gymnasium, picking up the skills to earn a training score of 11. This [[PlayedForHorror takes a darker turn]] when [[spoiler:his last opponent in the arena mutters, "[[RapeIsASpecialKindOfEvil Aw, fuck me.]]"]] Then, after his victory, Duke Saint-Rose tells Woof to [[spoiler:"Stop obeying everybody's damn orders" and he does ''that'' without a second's pause]].
177** Blinded by {{greed}}, Hessian Leblanc, the Head Gamemaker for [[HandicappedBadass Snag's]] Games, responds to the President's orders for an "explosive" Hunger Games by [[spoiler:only supplying hand grenades as weapons at the Cornucopia, which ends [[StuffBlowingUp just as well as you'd expect]]. {{Deconstructed|Trope}} when Hessian ends up getting executed painfully over this blunder]].
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180* ''[[https://www.fanfiction.net/s/9911709/ Lucky Powers: Kagami's arc]]'': Involves Kagami becoming a mage. A portal she opens grants her request to teleport Misao and Ayano's panties to her, followed by a cake when she says that it "takes the cake." Kagami makes note to be careful around it before sending all three items back.
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183* ''[[https://archiveofourown.org/works/5113310 Look the Devil in the Face]]'': It's all about the Avengers believing the Devil of Hell's Kitchen ''is'' a genuine demon attached to the neighbourhood. It's actually kinda reasonable because the Marvel universe is completely crazy, but Matt still feels a mite vexed over it.
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186* ''WesternAnimation/MyLittlePonyFriendshipIsMagic'' fanfiction ''Fanfic/EquestriaAHistoryRevealed'': The LemonyNarrator certainly fits this well. She tends to analyze minute details behind word choice in an attempt to find some hidden meaning. However, this is not always the case, as sometimes she ignores the literal meaning for a more symbolic one. She really tends to go either way depending on what supports her way of thinking the best at the moment.
187* ''My LittlePony: Friendship Is Magic'' fanfiction ''Fanfic/TwilightsList'': Rainbow Dash shows some signs of this, believing that pruning apple trees is some sort of strange excuse for Applejack to not come watch her new stunt because apple trees don't grow prunes. She also is confused by metaphors, though that may also be an outgrowth of her [[ShapedLikeItself lack of ability to construct proper metaphors herself.]]
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190* ''Fanfic/MrAndMrsGold'': Belle decides not to use metaphor when planning to tell Mr. Gold [[spoiler:that she is pregnant]] because of this (though it might be a side-effect of hundreds of years of bending the wording of his deals to his advantage).
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193* ''Fanfic/PokemonMysteryDungeonReflectingBalance'': Frederick the Deino occasionally has moments of this, such as responding to a comment about having difficulty "breaking the ice" with someone by recommending fire or fighting moves, or when he responds to Azure commenting that she has an itch for adventure by asking if said itch is in a spot she can't reach.
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195[[AC:''Franchise/{{RWBY}}'']]
196* ''[[Fanfic/WhiteSheepRWBY White Sheep]]'':
197** Jaune, due to being raised completely away from human civilization with only his family around. He does get better eventually, but it takes him a while to learn that "sleep with" is a euphemism for sex (since sex doesn't involve much sleeping), and mistakes Yang's joking "it's a date!" [[MistakenForRomance for an actual invitation to a date]].
198** Jaune's sisters are at least as bad. Though his eldest sister, Sapphire, does seem to have a bit more experience in human civilization, and correctly uses the phrase "there are plenty of fish in the sea" instead of "there are plenty of nevermore in the sky" that the rest of the family uses.
199--->'''Coral:''' I can't ''fuck'' a fish.\
200'''Sapphire:''' It's an expression!
201
202[[AC:''Franchise/SonicTheHedgehog'']]
203* ''[[https://www.fanfiction.net/s/2651756/6/Caves-of-the-Ancients Caves of the Ancients]]'': At one point, Bait the Jackal suffers some cuts to his hands when a rope he is holding rips out of his grip. Knuckles offers to treat his wounds, but he just says he'll lick them. Knux then insists, stating that only the Chaos Emeralds know where his tongue has been, to which he replies "in my head, where I normally keep it."
204** Late [[https://www.fanfiction.net/s/2865975/20/Into-the-Void two fics later]], Bait demands a fight with Shadow for having killed Raker, whom he himself admitted had been nothing but abusive. Shadow states that if such a person were his own brother, he'd bust out the champagne and party hats, creating a really weird idea for Bait to visualize.
205
206[[AC:''Literature/SwordArtOnline'']]
207* ''Fanfic/{{Swordsaint}}'': Cardinal has moments of this. For example, Kayaba tells it to give Kirito, Asuna, and Joan useful items after defeating the Gleam Eyes. It did so for Kirito and Joan, but because Asuna was spending more after she started dating Kirito, it gave her a shield, counter to her fighting style, so she could sell it for funds.
208
209[[AC:Franchise/{{Whoniverse}}]]
210* ''WebVideo/TheBuggerAnthology'': Dalek Sec proudly [[BadassBoast boasts that one Dalek could wipe out five million Cybermen]], only for Caan to volunteer to be that one Dalek.
211--> '''Dalek Sec:''' [[AC:I was being figurative.]]\
212'''Dalek Caan:''' [[AC:Oh.]]
213
214[[AC:Unsorted]]
215* Inverted in [[http://www.fanfiction.net/s/3946501/8/Thousand_Shinji Chapter 8]] of ''Fanfic/ThousandShinji'', Rei is asked by Asuka, "Aren't you hot wearing all that??" To which Rei replied, "Yes. Very. Thank you." It took Asuka couple seconds to figure out what Rei had said, then she became more specific.
216* In the ''Literature/ACertainMagicalIndex'' fic ''[[http://www.fanfiction.net/s/6825798/1/Clash_of_the_unlikely_lovers Clash of the unlikely lovers]]'', Accelerator and Vento of the Front have sex, with Vento eventually screaming, "My pussy is on fire!" Last Order, who was outside, is traumatized, thinking Vento was talking about an actual cat that was on fire.
217
218* ''VisualNovel/EasternStarlightRomance'': As part of Nitori's six hundred and fifty seventh plan to have Marisa reciprocate her love, she takes the comparison of love as a fire a little too seriously by making a large paper fan with a mechanical arm to "fan the flames of the heart" by creating strong winds towards Marisa. PlayedWith, in that she seems to know of the saying as a metaphor, but seems to have stuck with the literal interpretation anyways, as lampshaded by BeleagueredAssistant Momiji.
219-->'''Momiji:''' Didn't you yourself just say those were metaphorical flames, though?
220
221* In the ''Series/{{Sherlock}}'' fanfic ''Fanfic/BakerSchoolBlitz'', Sherlock will answer all of John's hyperbolic questions literally, without fail. He'll also deliver nothing but facts when questioned, something John discovers is a mixed bag.
222* In ''[[http://www.fanfiction.net/s/6690487/18/Growing-Up-Kneazle Growing Up Kneazle]]'' Harry, thanks to being raised by a Kneazle pride, had a tough time with human idioms, to the point where Hermione commented "Harry, sometime we really need to discuss your literal interpretation of life."
223* In ''[[https://www.fanfiction.net/s/9285638/3/Leftovers Leftovers]]'', when Kurenai wakes Naruto up at 6 AM, he mutters, "This better not be about that Jesus guy. I didn't even look for him the first time."
224* In [[https://archiveofourown.org/works/9408584/chapters/21299345 Chapter 16]] of the ''WesternAnimation/TotallySpies'' fanfic ''[[https://archiveofourown.org/works/9408584/chapters/21299126 Starlight Starbright]]'', when Jerry is speaking to his AI GLADIS:
225-->"Do you feel ill Jerry?" GLADIS asked.\
226"In a manner of speaking." Jerry replied.\
227"Should I summon a physician?"\
228"It's not that kind of illness, GLADIS." Jerry replied softly.\
229"I do not understand."\
230"That's not surprising." Jerry shrugged. "It's a feeling... a feeling of guilt. I drove the girls to leave... I could have simply lied to Sam, told her she was wrong about me, and let it stand at that. Why couldn't I?" He sighed. "I just couldn't lie to her... not to her. She's like the daughter I never had... and can never have."\
231"There are medications and procedures to allow you to procreate if you so desire, even at your advanced age." GLADIS said helpfully.\
232Jerry chuckled. "That's not why I won't have a child... it's because of my life."
233* In the ''{{Franchise/Pokemon}}'' fanfic ''[[https://www.fanfiction.net/s/8634765/3/Contrast Contrast]],'' when N goes to a shopping mall with White, he is horrified when he finds a store selling stuffed Pokémon, because he thinks they're actually the bodies of dead Pokémon filled with soft stuffing.
234* In ''Fanfic/FadedBlue'', Greg notes this is a problem with Gems, and tries to avoid figures of speech with them. One instance being that when asked "What's up?", Blue Pearl refers to the branches above her.
235* ''VideoGame/{{EarthBound|1994}}: The Perpetual Adventures'': At one point, Ness tells Poo that he's free to "crash" at his house whenever he'd like. Poo asks why he'd want to do something like slam into his house, before Ness clears it up.
236* ''Fanfic/HeroicMyth'':
237** Archer hosts a cooking class. When he tells his students it is time to beat the eggs, Tiona and another student immediately start punching their eggs, which of course makes a big mess. They get embarrassed when they are told they were supposed to crack the eggs into a bowl and stir them with a whisk.
238** According to Karen Morris, Dia tends to take sayings literally and does not grasp their true meanings. For example, she does not understand that "The early bird gets the worm." applies to people and not just birds.
239* In the Madoka fanfic ''Seeing Clearly'', Anzu Anzai is first introduced as this trope by answering "You may" when Kyoko asks for her name, along with being hypersensitive to being laughed at. Other examples include answering with a Witch's labyrinth when Homura asks where she came from, responding with "My butt has nothing to do with it" when Kyoko asks her if her butt's still sore from her laughing at her before, and telling a freshly contracted Hitomi to stop laughing "at her" and adding that she doesn't like jokes when Hitomi giggles nervously at something Anzu says and says "You must be joking."
240* ''Taunt Fortress 2'': Creator/TheWinglet's SFM short based on VideoGame/TeamFortress2 takes the mercs' various taunts and applies them literally in a series of comedic snippets. For example:
241--> '''Sniper''': "That helmet's gonna make a nice bowl for your brains!"\
242[Sniper eats the brains out of the Soldier's helmet with a spoon like it's cereal.]
243* The ''WesternAnimation/ReadyJetGo'' fanfic ''Fanfic/NurseJet'' has a moment where Jet is confused by the phrase "under the weather", thinking that everyone is under the weather all the time because weather comes from the sky.
244* ''Fanfic/ThePalaververse'': Literal Minded, pony explorer, and ponies usually have MeaningfulNames. He's mentioned in the first chapter of ''Wedding March'' and his skill with names implies that his name is one of the meaningful ones:
245--> Willing visitors to the formation - which was varying known as the Black Defiles, the Obvious Location of Horror and Death to be Shunned by Any Ponies With the Sense the Creator Gave a Stoat (Literal Minded was generally regarded as one of the best pony explorers of the last few centuries, albeit as good with names as polio was with infants), or Home
246* ''Fanfic/ACertainDrollHivemind'': When her roommates declare that Misaka-11111 looks like a drowned kitten, 11111 is appalled at the rampant animal cruelty in the city.
247* In ''Fanfic/MaFille'', Joe thinks that a swim class being named "Mommy and Me" means that only mothers can attend. The instructor explains this is not the case, and the class is later renamed "Baby and Me".
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250[[folder:Films -- Animation]]
251* ''Franchise/TheLionKing'': Pumbaa and Timon occasionally. In fact, this becomes a plot point in ''WesternAnimation/TheLionKingOneAndAHalf''; Rafiki advises Timon to "go beyond what you see" in order to find "Hakuna Matata", and Timon interprets this to mean he should leave home to find a place where he'll be happy. Timon's mother is understandably annoyed when she finds out what happened:
252-->'''Timon's Mother:''' You used a ''metaphor'' on Timon?! Don't you know he takes everything literally?
253** The [[WesternAnimation/TheLionKing2019 remake of]] [[WesternAnimation/TheLionKing1994 the first film]] has Azizi taking Kamari's puns literally, at one point taking his "staying for dinner" line for "inviting the cubs to have dinner with them".
254* The main character in ''There Lived Kozyavin'' who takes the order "go this way" literally and ends up walking quite a distance.
255* Lightning [=McQueen=] in ''WesternAnimation/Cars1'', particularly during the part where Doc Hudson tells him some advice: turn right to go left. Lightning, after [[SarcasmMode sarcastically thanking Doc]], proceeds to turn right, leading to him [[EpicFail driving off a ledge and landing in a cactus patch]]. It later turns out this is literally true in the original context (racing on a dirt track).
256* In ''[[Franchise/DisneyFairies Tinker Bell and the Lost Treasure]]'', when Terrance is telling Silvermist about how Tink lost her temper at him, at first she thinks Tink literally exploded.
257* In ''WesternAnimation/{{Hercules}}'', when Hercules gets knocked around by Nessus, Phil tells him to use his head to fight back. Hercules then sends Nessus flying with a charging headbutt.
258-->'''Phil:''' All right! Not bad, kid! Not exactly what I had in mind, but not bad.
259%% * Max in ''WesternAnimation/MaryAndMax'' has this, due to [[spoiler: his Asperger's Syndrome]].
260* ''WesternAnimation/TheLEGOMovie'':
261** Emmet, upon being told to act like a stool, barges into a saloon and loudly declares that the patrons should come sit on him.
262** In the climactic scene, while Emmet is trying to [[spoiler:make peace with Lord Business]]:
263--->'''Emmet:''' My secret weapon... is ''this''.\
264''[Emmet extends his hand]''\
265'''[[spoiler:Lord Business]]:''' What is it? Is it really small? I don't see anything.\
266'''Emmet:''' It's my hand. I want you to take it.\
267'''[[spoiler:Lord Business]]:''' You want me... to take your hand off?\
268'''Emmet:''' No. I want you to join me.
269* In ''WesternAnimation/Frozen2013'', when Anna tells Kristoff and Olaf to give her a minute alone with Elsa, Olaf starts counting. Bonus Points: We next see Olaf exactly one minute after he starts counting too.
270* Baymax from ''WesternAnimation/BigHero6'' is a somewhat limited artificial intelligence. When he startles Hiro and Hiro snaps "You gave me a heart attack!", Baymax prepares to fire up his built-in defibrillator.
271-->'''Hiro:''' It's just an ''expression!''
272* At one point in ''WesternAnimation/PenguinsOfMadagascar'', Corporal the polar bear mistakes a part of Classified's ultimate plan as a knock-knock joke.
273-->'''Classified:''' At 22:02, knock-knock.\
274'''Corporal:''' [[ComicallyMissingThePoint Who's there?]]\
275'''Classified:''' The North Wind.\
276'''Corporal:''' The North Wind who?\
277'''Classified:''' The North Wind who doesn't have time for knock-knock jokes because we're too busy ''taking down Dave''!
278* The Boov from ''WesternAnimation/Home2015''. In just one example, Oh finds a cookbook as he sets up his housewarming party. He cooks it.
279* ''WesternAnimation/MissingLink'': Mr. Link does this on occasion:
280-->'''Sir Lionel:''' I give you my word.\
281'''Mr. Link:''' Okay, what is it? \
282'''Sir Lionel:''' What? \
283'''Mr. Link:''' The word. \
284'''Sir Lionel:''' No, it was a figure of speech. \
285'''Mr. Link:''' Sounds good, what is it? \
286'''Sir Lionel:''' ...The word is 'trust'.
287* ''WesternAnimation/ToyStory2'': Before setting out to save Woody, Buzz and Bo Peep share this bit of dialog:
288-->'''Bo Peep:''' This is for Woody, when you find him. ''[kisses Buzz on the cheek]''\
289'''Buzz:''' ''[clears throat]'' Um, alright, but I don't think it'll mean the same coming from me.
290* ''WesternAnimation/ABugsLife'': Dot can't make sense of Flik's seed story that's meant to encourage her as he uses a rock to represent the "seed" in question. She finally comes to appreciate what he meant and uses this to convince Flik to return home.
291* ''WesternAnimation/TopCatAndTheBeverlyHillsCats'': In one scene, Choo Choo suggests drawing straws to decide who goes up the ladder to rescue Benny. Brain, not understanding the concept, literally draws one on a pad of paper.
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295* This kickstarts the entire plot of the 1994 version of ''Film/AngelsInTheOutfield''. Roger asks his DisappearedDad when they'll be a family again, to which his dad replies "I'd say when the Angels win the pennant."[[note]]At that point in-universe, the Angels were in last place in their division and on a 15-game losing streak[[/note]] Roger takes this literally, praying to God for help. [[spoiler:It turns into a TearJerker later when Roger finally figures out his dad was being sarcastic, which only happens when Roger's dad forfeits custody of him to the state.]]
296* ''Film/FreddyGotFingered'': "You must get inside the animal." Context: HeroicComedicSociopath protagonist Gord has been informed that, to truly make his DerangedAnimation successful, he must flesh out his cartoon animal characters by putting himself in their shoes, hence "get inside the animal." Gord being [[{{Cloudcuckoolander}} who he is]], he assumes this literally means to become one with an animal. Thus, after finding a roadkill deer on the side of the road, he proceeds to [[{{Squick}} skin it with a pocketknife, wear said skin like a cloak, and gad about wildly in the road]] before being [[AmusingInjuries hit by a log truck]].
297* Justified example in ''Film/HeartOfDragon'' with Dodo, an autistic man in his thirties, who runs away from home after quarelling with his brother-slash-caretaker. Looking for a job, Dodo tried applying for a job application in a restaurant, and when the restaurant owner's wife asks Dodo if he knows how to wait at tables, Dodo did ''literally that'' by standing on a nearby table and waiting.
298* ''Film/{{Zoolander}}'':
299** In one of the more memetic scenes from the film, Mugatu shows Derek with a model of a projected construction project, and proclaims that it's a center to help child literacy dedicated to Derek (which has been his dream for much of the film). Derek fails to connect the dots that Mugatu doesn't mean the tiny model is the actual building, and destroys it before declaring that the center needs to be "at least three times bigger." Mugatu decides to just run with it rather than try to explain the issue to Derek.
300** "The files are ''inside the computer''..." Derek and Hansel physically steal Mugatu's computer. Later, trying to get the files, Hansel smashes the computer on the floor, destroying them.
301* ''Film/{{Spaceballs}}'': President Skroob orders his minions to "comb the desert" to find the heroes; cut to the {{Mooks}} dragging gigantic combs through the sand. Colonel Sandurz [[LampshadeHanging asks if they're being too literal]], and [[CaptainErsatz Dark Helmet]] responds "No, you fool! We're following orders. We were told to comb the desert, so we're combing it!"
302* In ''Film/TempleGrandin'' we see the autistic Temple's interpretation of idioms (Temple's Aunt: "We wake up with the chickens around here!" Temple: (after imagining her relatives perched on a fence in their [=PJs=]) ''*laughing*'' "That's ridiculous!"). This gets her in a bit of trouble when she builds a hugbox and a psychiatrist asks her if she gets a release from it and she says yes (because if there wasn't a release lever she couldn't get out). Unfortunately, she doesn't clarify that part and her hugbox gets taken away.
303* In a Swedish movie called ''Film/InSpaceThereAreNoEmotions'', the (autistic) main character, Simon, states during a monologue that he dislikes people who speak in sayings and metaphor.
304-->'''His Boss:''' Come on, get to work now, Simon! Time is money!\
305'''Simon:''' ... ''[yelling, as his boss walks away]'' No, it's not! Time is time! Money is money!
306* Peter in ''Film/FindingNeverland''. At the very least, he can't (or won't) imagine that a dog is a bear, for instance.
307* This memorable dialogue from ''Film/{{Star Trek IV|The Voyage Home}}'':
308-->'''Interrogator:''' Okay, let's take it from the top.\
309'''Pavel Chekov:''' The top of what?\
310'''Interrogator:''' Name.\
311'''Chekov:''' My name?\
312'''Interrogator:''' ''[sarcastically]'' No, my name!\
313'''Chekov:''' I do not know your name.\
314'''Interrogator:''' You play games with me mister, and you're through!\
315'''Chekov:''' I am? May I go now?
316* In ''Film/WhatAboutBob'', neurotic pantophobe Bob (Creator/BillMurray) literally walks in small steps when his psychiatrist Leo Marvin (Creator/RichardDreyfuss) presents him with his published "Baby Steps" approach to life and seems to think it's helping.
317* In ''Film/WhoFramedRogerRabbit'', Eddie visits the Ink and Paint Club and orders a Scotch on the rocks, and one of the penguin waiters returns to him with a glass of Scotch... filled with rocks. ''Despite'' GenreSavvy Eddie having told the penguin that he ''meant'' ice.
318* ''Film/TronLegacy'': Kevin Flynn orders Clu, a computer program, to create the perfect system. Living beings aren't perfect.
319* ''Film/{{Airplane}}'' abuses this trope relentlessly throughout the film:
320** Dr. Rumack does this frequently, embodied in one of the most famous lines of the film:
321--->'''Striker:''' Surely you can't be serious!\
322'''Dr. Rumack:''' I am serious. And don't call me Shirley.
323** Johnny, the {{Cloudcuckoolander}} flight controller, is another prominent example. When asked what he makes of a weather report, he describes all the fun origami shapes he can fold its paper into.
324** When Ted Striker describes piloting a jet as "An entirely different kind of flying altogether," the other characters repeat "It's an entirely different kind of flying" all together.
325** One RunningGag throughout the film is characters interpreting "[X]? What is it?" as a request for a definition.
326--->'''Randy:''' Excuse me sir, there's been a little problem in the cockpit.\
327'''Striker:''' The cockpit? What is it?\
328'''Randy:''' It's the little room in the front of the plane where the pilots sit, but that's not important right now.
329** It's used for numerous visual gags, such as "they're flying on instruments" cutting to the pilots playing saxophones in the cockpit, or "I want every light poured on that runway" cutting to a dump truck dumping a bunch of lamps.
330* ''Film/GuardiansOfTheGalaxy2014'':
331** As mentioned in the page quote, Drax's entire species is Literal-Minded and have difficulty understanding metaphors, which goes to show that while Drax is a big intimidating warrior, he's just as nuts as the other members of the team.
332** Gamora has a moment herself when she thinks people having sticks up their butts meant somebody had literally inserted said sticks, rather than them being uptight. Of course, in this case, she has no choice but to be literal-minded because she has no familiarity with Earth's specific idioms.
333* In ''Film/TheAppleDumplingGang'', dim-witted crooks Theodore and Amos are scouting out the bank, making plans to steal the gold. This exchange ensues:
334-->'''Theodore:''' It's a piece of cake.\
335'''Amos:''' You mean it ain't gold?
336* In ''Film/IndianaJonesAndTheLastCrusade'', Indy and his father Henry Sr. are flying in a biplane when they see some Nazi fighter planes approaching.
337-->'''Indy:''' ''[shouting]'' Eleven o'clock! Dad, eleven o'clock!\
338'''Henry:''' ''[checks his watch]'' What happens at eleven o'clock?\
339'''Indy:''' ''[gesturing]'' Twelve, eleven, ten! Eleven o'clock, fire!
340* In the short film ''Film/FallingLeaves'', a woman is dying of consumption. The doctor mentions that she will die "when the last leaf falls". Her [[ChildrenAreInnocent kid sister]] misunderstands this and decides to tie up the leaves in their backyard so that her older sister doesn't die. [[spoiler:The young woman ends up saved by a new vaccine.]]
341* In ''Film/SupermanTheMovie'', when Eve is fawning over Lois Lane's description of Superman.
342-->'''Éve Teschmacher:''' He's too good to be true! He's 6'4'', has black hair, blue eyes, doesn't drink, doesn't smoke, and tells the truth!
343-->'''Lex Luthor:''' Miss Teschmacher, some people can read War and Peace and come away thinking it's a simple adventure story. Others can read the ingredients on a chewing gum wrapper and unlock the secrets of the universe.
344-->'''Eve Teschmacher:''' Lex, what has chewing gum got to do with the secrets of the universe?
345* In ''Film/Terminator3RiseOfTheMachines'', when the T-850 needs to take the clothes of a male stripper.
346-->'''T-850:''' Your clothes.\
347'''Stripper:''' Talk to the hand!\
348'''T-850:''' ''[grabs the stripper's hand and nearly breaks it as he speaks into it]'' Now.
349* ''Film/MenInBlack'':
350-->'''Bug:''' Place projectile weapon on the ground.\
351'''Edgar:''' You can have my gun when you pry it from my cold dead fingers!\
352'''Bug:''' Your proposal is acceptable. ''[kills Edgar, takes projectile weapon]''
353* ''Film/BicentennialMan'': Andrew doesn't quite understand certain behaviours. Mix that in with [[{{Malaproper}} occasionally getting words wrong]] and you have a person who objects "chickens don't have lips" when they're told that their dinner sucks. It causes him trouble when learning humour, especially with [[KnockKnockJoke knock-knock jokes]], leading to [[TheComicallySerious deadpan delivery]].
354* In ''Film/TheTrip1967'', this is a side effect of the LSD Paul takes.
355-->'''Waitress:''' What can I get for you?\
356'''Paul:''' Me?\
357'''Waitress:''' No, not you, that guy over there.\
358'''Paul:''' Oh.\
359'''Waitress:''' Okay, wise guy, what do you want to drink?
360* In ''Film/RedHeat'', when Ridzik tells Danko about the Miranda Act, and tells Danko that he "can't touch [Rosta's] ass". Danko responds that he does not want to ''touch his ass'', but ''make him talk''.
361* ''Film/MissCongeniality'': During the pageant, the M.C. (Creator/WilliamShatner) asks a contestant "Please describe your idea of a perfect date.", to which the contestant responds "I'd have to say April 25th. Because it's not too hot, not too cold. All you need is a light jacket!".
362* In ''Film/SpaceJamANewLegacy'', while trying to see if the Tunes remember how to play basketball, Daffy passes a ball to Yosemite Sam and tells him to "shoot the ball". Sam proceeds to unload his revolvers into the basketball... and [[AmusingInjuries Daffy's face]].
363* ''Film/DungeonsAndDragonsHonorAmongThieves'': Xenk is a ProudWarriorRaceGuy who has a straight moral codex of speaking clear and direct. He has serious problems catching up with the other party members' way of speaking, being not only SarcasmBlind but also misinterpreting figures of speech like "son of a bitch" or "having something off his sleeve" by taking them literally.
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366[[folder:Music]]
367* Music/AmandaPalmer in [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RJhDV0MMPAs "Vegemite (The Black Death)"]]:
368-->''As though it wasn't bad enough, you also eat this shit for lunch, which means we can't spend any time together.\
369 What kind of relationship is that?\
370 The choice is yours. My heart is in your hands.\
371 Please wash your hands, you just had vegemite for lunch.''
372* Music/WeirdAlYankovic's "Albuquerque":
373-->Okay, like, one time I was out in the parking lot trying to remove my excess earwax with a golf pencil, when I see this guy Marty trying to carry a big ol' sofa up the stairs all by himself. So I say to him, I say, "Hey, you want me to help you with that?"\
374And Marty, he just ''rolls his eyes'' and goes "''Nnnnoooo'', [[SarcasmMode I want you to cut off my arms and legs with a chainsaw]]!"\
375...[[SarcasmBlind So I did]].\
376And then he gets all ''indignant'' on me! He's like, "Hey man, I was just being sarcastic!"\
377Well, that's just ''great''. How was ''I'' supposed to know that? I'm not a mind reader for cryin' out loud! Besides, now he's got a really cute nickname: Torso Boy! So what's ''he'' complaining about?!
378** Followed immediately by this:
379--->Say, that reminds me of another amusing anecdote.\
380This guy comes up to me on the street and tells me [[AmbiguousSyntax he hasn't had a bite in three days]].\
381Well, ''I'' knew what he ''meant'', but ''just'' to be funny, I took a big bite out of his jugular vein!\
382And he's yelling, and screaming, and bleeding all over, and I'm like "Hey, c'mon! Don't ya ''get'' it?"\
383But he just kept rolling around on the sidewalk bleeding and screaming, "AAHHHHH!! AAHHHHH!! AAHHHHH!!", y'know, completely missing the ''irony'' of the whole situation.\
384Man, some people just can't take a joke, y'know...
385* Music/TheLonelyIsland's ''[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gAYL5H46QnQ&feature=related Threw it on the Ground]]'' has this gem:
386-->I was at the farmer's market with my so-called "girlfriend."\
387She hands me her cell phone, says it's my dad.\
388Maaaan, this ain't my dad. This is a cell phone!\
389[[HairTriggerTemper I threw it on the GROOOOOOOOOOOUND!!!]]
390* Music/{{Knorkator}}'s ''Wie weit ist es bis zum Horizont'' (How Far Is It To The Horizon): Turns out the solution to this problem is the Pythagorean theorem, which results in an average distance of 4650m for a person whose eye level is 1,70m above the ground.
391* Music/TheyMightBeGiants, "Hey Mr. DJ, I Thought You Said We Had a Deal":
392-->I could never sleep my way to the top\
393'Cause my alarm clock always wakes me right up
394* In "Changeling Tale" by Music/HeatherDale TheFairFolk are portrayed this way. Either due to ignorance of human language or pure malice, the fairies give an infertile woman a child when she asks for one. The child however cannot age as her ExactWords were for an infant.
395-->''A babe was all she'd asked for, and their promises they'd kept''
396* "Lizzie Borden" from ''New Faces of 1952'':
397-->Now, it wasn't done for pleasure and it wasn't done for spite,\
398And it wasn't done because the lady wasn't very bright.\
399She had always done the slightest thing that mom and poppa bid.\
400They said, "Lizzie, cut it out," and that's exactly what she did.
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403[[folder:Manhua]]
404* ''Manhua/KitchenGoddessAndTheAssassin'': Sol Crest doesn't seem to understand most of the innuendo he makes, to the glee of Dom Ping and chagrin of Willow.
405* ''Manhua/OldMasterQ'' have the titular character's attempts at training an elephant. When ordering the elephant to "Lie down", it did... on it's back. With master Q getting comically SquashedFlat in the process.
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408[[folder:Podcasts]]
409* According to Jessica of ''Podcast/FatFrenchAndFabulous'', the poor are not unlike horseshoe crabs and the purpose of a robust social safety net is to flip them over and thereby put them back on their feet.
410-->'''Janel:''' I'm going to block out some time and I'm going to tell you what idioms are.
411[[/folder]]
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413[[folder:Pro Wrestling]]
414* After Wrestling/JimCornette prevented Wrestling/ChristopherDaniels and Wrestling/AJStyles from taking physical retribution against Wrestling/GailKim for repeatedly attacking them to preserve the Wrestling/{{N|ationalWrestlingAlliance}}WA TagTeam Title reign of America's Most Wanted, Styles and Daniels decided they'd just hire a very large woman to take out Kim instead. Sirelda took this job literally by forcibly carrying a protesting Kim out of [[Wrestling/ImpactWrestling the Impact Zone]].
415* When [[Wrestling/HunterJohnston Delirious]] debuted for Elite Wrestling, he tried to eat Cheeseburger, his opponent for the night (who had been nicknamed such by [[Wrestling/TheWorldsGreatestTagTeam Charlie Haas]] on the grounds [[HollywoodThin he needed to eat one]]).
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418[[folder:Puppet Shows]]
419* ''Series/TheMuppetShow'':
420** The Swedish Chef is often this way, such as when he makes chocolate mousse by rubbing chocolate on a moose, and his "chicken in a basket" involves him bouncing a chicken and then throwing it through a basketball net.
421** In addition, Gonzo. Once, when asked by Joel Grey if he wanted to go for a spin, he began spinning.
422** JustForFun/{{Statler|AndWaldorf}} can be like this. When Waldorf decided it was time for a tea break, Statler knocked the teacup off the edge of the theater box, breaking it.
423** Animal. In the Zero Mostel episode, there's a knock and Kermit asks him to "get the door". Animal responds by ripping it off its hinges and bringing it over to Kermit.
424* ''Series/SesameStreet'':
425** Played with but averted during a "News Flash" segment involving Old King Cole:
426--->'''King Cole:''' Bring me my royal pipe, and step on it!\
427'''Kermit:''' At this point, you probably think we're going to make a cheap joke. But we're not.
428** In a Twiddlebugs sketch, the Twiddlebug family decide to go to the zoo. After deciding against walking (as it would take three days to walk there due to their diminutive size and Tina had to be back to school the next day), swimming (as there's no water), and flying (as they need wings to do it), they decide to take the family car to the zoo... as in each of them lifting up part of the car and carrying it with them to the zoo.
429* Derryn the {{dog|sAreDumb}} from ''Series/TheFerals''.
430-->'''Modi:''' We've got to use our brains.\
431'''Derryn:''' But how do we get them out of our heads?\
432'''Modi & Mixy:''' ''DERRYN!''
433* ''Series/BearInTheBigBlueHouse'':
434** In "Worth the Wait," Tutter the mouse is making some [[StockAnimalDiet ice cheese pops]] and is tired of waiting for them to freeze. Bear sets him up with a timer, telling him that "When the timer dings, the pops will be done." Tutter manually resets the timer to zero. Bear is forced to explain to him that it doesn't work this way.
435** In "Let's Hit the Road," Tutter tells the other kids of the Big Blue House that he's going on a school field trip, but that he doesn't know where, that it's a surprise. Pip and Pop figure that if he's going on a field trip, he must be going to a field. Amusingly enough, it turns out that they're ''right''. Tutter and the other kids at Mouse School are going to a field to observe nature.
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437
438[[folder:Radio]]
439* ''Radio/OurMissBrooks'': Mr. Jensen, the school custodian, makes a few radio appearances. He insists on interpreting figures of speech and phrases literally. Thus, to Miss Brooks' consternation (i.e. ''School Safety Advisor'') any attempt at conversation with him quickly becomes a chore.
440* Denis Norden did a piece on ''Radio/MyWord'' about "Literalism", a condition he suffered from, and which could lead to embarrassment, for example upon seeing a sign reading "Urinal out of order. Please use floor below."
441* Mr. Lamb in ''Radio/TheMenFromTheMinistry'' is prone to these.
442-->'''Mr. Youngblood:''' These accident figures. Have you noticed that in greater London a man breaks his leg every fifteen minutes?\
443'''Lamb:''' He must be getting sick of it by now.
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445
446[[folder:Roleplay]]
447* ''Roleplay/DawnOfANewAgeOldportBlues'':
448** Ziz is a drone with limited artificial intelligence, and so can struggle with common turns of phrases. While at her high school, Ivy sends it a text telling it to "go to the school's roof and don't move", then tells it again to "come here", which leaves it confused as to whether she wants it to move or stay still.
449** Jemimah is somewhat of a [[TheDitz ditz]], so can have issues with missing the obvious. Ivy needs a bucket of water to put out a fire, sees an empty one right next to a tap, and points it out to Jemimah. Jem then retrieves the bucket and ''only'' the bucket.
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451
452[[folder:Tabletop Games]]
453* ''TabletopGame/Warhammer40000'': Due to their UndyingLoyalty and near religious belief in the chain of command, ogryns will follow any order given without question; due to their less-than-stellar intelligence, they will also do so in the most literal manner possible, because it honestly doesn't occur to them that their order could have anything more than their immediate surface meaning. In the background book ''Liber Xenologica'', the narrator recounts two incidents where this led to serious issues for order-givers; one where a rogue commissar order his ogryn troops to cover him, leading to a fatal dog-piling, and another where an officer ordered a group of ogryns watching over some prisoners to present arms, with... unfortunate results for the prisoners.
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455
456[[folder:Theatre]]
457%%* Grumio from ''Theatre/TheTamingOfTheShrew''
458* Sheridan's ''Theatre/TheCritic''. The Lieutenant responds to Tilburina's impassioned "I see...) (in her mind's eye) speech with "The Spanish fleet thou can'st not see/Because... it is not yet in sight!"
459* ''Theatre/PuffsThePlay'': A [[JustifiedTrope Justified]] example occurs after Cedric offers to train Wayne during fourth year when the latter says they'll be like "a wizard [[Franchise/{{Batman}} Batman and Robin]]." Having no knowledge of muggle pop culture, Cedric asks, "Which half is the bat?"
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462[[folder:Video Games]]
463* ''VideoGame/DieAnstalt'': When told that he is an eagle by a motivational tape, Kroko really attempts to fly. The help guide even lampshades this: "The patient's infra-logical-predicative thinking hinders him to decipher metaphors."
464%%* ''VideoGame/ArcRiseFantasia'': Ryfia.
465* Gramble falls into this in ''VideoGame/{{Bugsnax}} during TheWarSequence. When Wiggle sees the spike-covered combat Buggy Ball for Sprout and comments that she never knew [[InTouchWithHisFeminineSide Gramble]] was "so punk rock", Gramble insists that he's neither a punk, nor a rock.
466* ''VideoGame/{{Cloudpunk}}'': Androids and automata tend not to get figurative speech. [[RobotDog Camus]], given that he's with you the entire game, is particularly prone to this.
467-->'''Rania:''' You really are firing all cylinders tonight, Camus.\
468'''Camus:''' I do not have cylinders. I am a dog.
469* ''VideoGame/CoffeeTalk'': Even if Neil's informed of the meaning of idioms, they have a hard time getting them because they take them literally. Same goes for Amanda in Episode 2, who asks Lua to clarify what she meant when she asked them what "brought them here".
470--> '''Amanda:''' Please define your question. Do you mean here on this planet?\
471'''Lua:''' That too, but also here, in this café.
472* ''VideoGame/DiceyDungeons'':
473** When Lady Luck asks the Inventor what brought her to the show, she replies by describing the make and model of the train she and the others took there.
474** When Thief is surprised at the "dice thing" being literal, Lady Luck says:
475--> I mean *everything* literally.
476* Sten from ''VideoGame/DragonAgeOrigins'' is a partial example. Sometimes, he's genuinely literal-minded because he doesn't get the local culture and its metaphors. Often, however, he [[LiteralistSnarking feigns being literal-minded]] because he finds it funny.
477--> '''Warden''': Do you have to be so literal?\
478'''Sten''': No, it's a choice, not a necessity.
479* ''VideoGame/EternalSonata'': Polka, judging by the first two cutscenes with her in it. Good job, Solfege.
480* Strong from ''VideoGame/Fallout4'' is a mutant who has heard about the "Milk of Human Kindness" and believes it to be an actual beverage.
481* ''VideoGame/FinalFantasyXVI'''s protagonist, Clive Rosfield, can be this from time to time. Upon encountering the first of the [[spoiler: Mothercrystals]], Cid tries to destroy it by hitting it with his sword, only to find it ineffective.
482-->'''Cid:''' Well, that didn't work. I think we're going to need a bigger sword.\
483'''Clive (drawing his sword):''' Mine's bigger.\
484'''Cid:''' Thank you, Clive. But I meant that figuratively.
485* In ''VideoGame/FireEmblemThreeHouses'', Petra is a ForeignExchangeStudent from[=/=]princess of Brigid, an island nation that speaks a different language than in Fodlan. As such, many idioms and slang terms tend to go over her head, since her mastery of Fodlan's language is a work in progress.
486* In Week 1 of ''VideoGame/FridayNightFunkinHD,'' when Daddy Dearest tells Boyfriend he'll have to go through him in order to date Girlfriend (as in, participate in a rap battle), Boyfriend takes this to mean he has to actually fight Daddy Dearest, which he [[BloodKnight has no problems with]].
487* ''VideoGame/GrandTheftAutoSanAndreas'': Cesar has some difficulty with the rhetorical question "Does the Pope shit in the woods?"
488--> I already told you, I don't know! Where His Holiness does his business ''is'' his business!
489* ''VideoGame/IWasATeenageExocolonist'': Tang often doesn't understand the nuances of flirting and gives scientific responses to them. For example:
490--> '''Sol''': You look ''really'' hot today.\
491'''Tang''': It will cool down now that night is falling. And this lab coat is lighter than it looks. I'm fine.
492* ''VideoGame/KingdomHeartsII'': Auron (in the Underworld of the Colosseum), final plot-mandated interaction, assuming he's not just messing with Sora to prove a point.
493-->'''Auron:''' I suppose I should thank you.\
494'''Sora:''' [[ThinkNothingOfIt Not at all.]]\
495'''Auron:''' Fine.\
496'''Sora:''' I mean, sure, you could thank us a ''little''...\
497'''Auron:''' You should say what you mean.
498* In ''VideoGame/LEGOIsland'', when Mama Brikolini is asked what it was that brought her to the island, she replies "The boat, silly."
499* Dekar from ''VideoGame/LufiaIIRiseOfTheSinistrals'' and the remake ''[[VideoGame/LufiaCurseOfTheSinistrals Curse of the Sinistrals]]'' completely fails to understand Idura's taunts, and in both versions takes Idura's "nameless master" comment to mean that Idura's master ''literally has no name''.
500* ''VideoGame/MagicalGirlLyricalNanohaAsPortable: The Gears of Destiny'' has Levi the Slasher, the [[DumbMuscle Material of Power who prefers to leave the thinking]] to [[TheSmartGuy Stern]] and [[NobleDemon Lord Dearche]]. When Fate explains to her that the dead Alicia is now "beyond the skies", she interprets this to mean that she's currently abroad in another world.
501* PlayedForLaughs in ''VideoGame/RuneScape'' with Farli, a dwarf who seems to have little to no understanding of sarcasm, leading questions and the like.
502* The Boss in the ''VideoGame/SaintsRow'' series occasionally shows signs of this. Take this instance in ''VideoGame/SaintsRow1'', for example:
503--> '''Jack:''' Hey, kid, how'd you like to make some quick cash?\
504''([[NoNameGiven The Playa]] approaches Jack's table and [[ExactWords reaches for the money Jack had just been counting)]]''\
505'''Jack''': Evidently, you aren't familiar with the no-touching rule...
506** This trope is lampshaded in a cutscene from ''VideoGame/SaintsRowGatOutOfHell''
507--->'''Jezebel:''' I want to punch my father in the face!\
508'''Johnny:''' We're going to get along just fine.\
509'''Narrator:''' Of course, Jezebel was speaking metaphorically, but Johnny didn't notice.
510* Early in ''VideoGame/ShinMegamiTenseiIV'', you go visit a baker with companions Jonathan and Walter, and Walter asks the baker for loaves that are "still kicking", i.e. fresh. The baker responds by saying that he doesn't know of any "bread that kicks".
511* In ''VideoGame/SuperRobotWars30'', in the DLC mission "Parisian Cherry Blossoms", after rescuing and recruiting [[Franchise/SakuraWars Sakura and Erica]], Oogami tries to explain to the two teammates what happened when we get this exchange:
512-->'''Erica:''' Wait... did I send Paris to another world?\
513'''Ogami:''' Uh, no. You got it backwards.\
514'''Erica:''' ...World another to Paris send I did wait?\
515'''Ogami:''' That's... not any closer.
516* ''VideoGame/TalesSeries'':
517** ''VideoGame/TalesOfTheAbyss'': [[WhiteMagicianGirl Tear]] [[AloofDarkHairedGirl Grants]]. She at one point takes Luke telling her she "hasn't changed" in reference to her still donning her uniform after the time skip.
518** ''VideoGame/TalesOfVesperia'': Estelle tends to take a lot of sayings quite literally, to the confusion of her teammates. This is the result of her living in a castle her entire life. She does eventually get a bit better about this.
519--->'''Yuri:''' It'll be a hundred years before you can beat me.\
520'''Estelle:''' Because you've lived a lot longer, right?\
521'''Yuri''': Not exactly.
522* ''VideoGame/TeamFortress2'':
523** In ''Meet the Spy'', the BLU Spy spents a few minutes telling everyone exactly how dangerous the RED Spy is, finalizing with "He could be ''in this very room!'' He could be ''you''... He could be ''me!''". The BLU Soldier takes this last bit a little too literally and [[YourHeadAsplode shoots his head off with a shotgun]] on the spot.
524** In the short cartoon "Expiration Date", Soldier takes an offhand comment that he can teleport bread if he wants as an instruction to spend three days doing nothing but.
525* In a scene from ''VideoGame/TearsToTiara2'', after a heartwarming YouAreNotAlone moment with Hamil, Tart tells him that eventually he has to be able to shoulder her weight as well. Hamil smiles and says that's quite a burden. Tart replies saying how can Hamil be so weak when the little girl Charis can do it, surprising Hamil who was just wondering a moment ago where Tart and Charis were. Cuts to Charis shaking and limping up the rest of the mountain. She said she could, and in a moment of Literal Minded Tart has Charis carry her up the mountain. And The PluckyGirl actually tried, and evidently got quite far. And she remained as cheerful as ever, determined to get stronger so next time she could do it all the way, leaving Hamil to {{facepalm}} and [[IThoughtEveryoneCouldDoThat explain to the Goddess the actual physical limitations of a human girl]].
526* Youmu Konpaku from ''Franchise/TouhouProject'' has some shades of this going for her. Considering that her mistress is Saigyouji Yuyuko, {{Cryptic Conversation}}alist and {{Obfuscating|Stupidity}} {{Cloudcuckoolander}} extraordinaire, taking things at face value is likely an adaption/resignation to the fact that poor Youmu has seldom, if ever, been able to understand what she is told anyway and, as such, has given up on even bothering to read into what's being said.
527* In ''VideoGame/Yakuza0'', Naoya Kawahashi, one of the two "Mr. Shakedowns" of Sotenbori, claims the reason he goes around shaking people down for cash is that his dad always told him to be self-sufficient and never rely on anyone else, therefore he can't get a real job, because having a boss give him a paycheck would be relying on someone else. Probably not what his dad meant by that.
528[[/folder]]
529
530[[folder:Visual Novels]]
531* In ''[[VisualNovel/PhoenixWrightAceAttorney Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney - Trials and Tribulations]]'', this results in [[spoiler:Pearl Fey]] pouring a roast's gravy on a picture, as she was ordered to "gravely roast" (i.e., in Hell) the person it depicted [[spoiler:-- and she was too young to understand]]. This is a {{Woolseyism}} -- in the original Japanese, [[spoiler:the order is something along the lines of "Give Misty Fey magnificent burial rites" -- in kanji. Pearl can't read kanji very well, because she's only eight, so she reads "magnificent" as "curry" (they're pronounced the same) and covers the picture in it]].
532* ''VisualNovel/TheFruitOfGrisaia'': Sachi has a way of reading everything in a very direct way. Considering she also has an unrelated issue with following every order she’s told to follow, she can end up doing some pretty strange things that no one intended. She refuses to call Michiru anything but her name with a -sama on it much to her horror since she hadn’t been serious when she made the request but phrased it too strongly.
533* ''VisualNovel/ZeroTimeDilemma'': [[spoiler:Mira is TheSociopath who doesn't feel or understand emotions the way normal people do, a fact which bothers and perplexes her to no end. She recalled her mother once saying that emotions come from the heart, thus she became the Heart Ripper, a SerialKiller who cuts out her victims' hearts unfer the belief that studying them will help her understand how emotions work]].
534[[/folder]]
535
536[[folder:Web Animation]]
537* In one ''WebAnimation/ASDFMovie'', a person is told that carrots are good for your eyesight. The person promptly ''shoves carrots into his eyes'' before turning to the person and growling "YOU LIED TO ME."
538* And in ''WebAnimation/BrawlOfTheObjects'', Boat is known to take breaking the fourth wall literally, as she doesn't talk to the viewers, she breaks a wall with the number four on it. Yes, really.
539* The rule of funny in several ''WebAnimation/EddieAtTheLMV'' [[LiteralMusicVideo musical cover videos]]. A particular one is in the ''[[Music/LadyAntebellum Need You Now]]'' video, in which the lyric "Another shot of whiskey" has a visual of Eddie pointing a pistol at a man (presumably called Whiskey).
540* Creator/{{Egoraptor}}'s short [[http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/529003 Mr. Literal]] is about this type of character.
541* ''WebAnimation/IfTheEmperorHadATextToSpeechDevice'':
542** Kitten has such a literal-minded moment in the "Ask Questions!" video that it counts as an IdiotBall unless he's being secretly sarcastic, which would be even more out of character. When the Emperor tells him in so many words to stop using his mouth to say stupid works, he says:
543--->'''Kitten''': "Don't worry, my Lord! I can just use this lingua-technis mouthpiece instead so I can talk in binary!"\
544'''Emperor''': [[AC:What the shit?]]\
545'''Kitten''': [[AC: 01001001001111110001000101...]]
546** [[spoiler:Rogal Dorn]] is so literal it hurts, and completely oblivious to the fact, driving the Emperor crazy. Apparently {{justified|Trope}} even while it's {{exaggerated|Trope}}: When the Emperor asks whether it's because of brain damage, he says yes.
547--->'''Emperor:''' You could fortify me from all the stupid shit that's happening in the galaxy and threatens to spill into my throne room.\
548'''[[spoiler:Rogal Dorn]]:''' Fecal matter does not have mental capacity. You do not require fortifications.
549** The Skitarii on Mars also have issues with figurative speech.
550--->'''Kitten:''' ...but it just turns out I'm banging my head on a brick wall!\
551'''Skitarii:''' We. Are. Not. A. Brick. Wall. We. Are. Skitarii.
552* Door from ''WebAnimation/HunterTheParenting'' inherits [[WebAnimation/IfTheEmperorHadATextToSpeechDevice Rogal Dorn's]] literal-mindedness. In the first episode, he responds to the idea of "burning Boy's fear away" with "We are not throwing my son into a fire". Cue Big D threatening to make a metaphor physical and beat him with it.
553* In ''WebAnimation/RedVsBlue'', O'Malley had Lopez build a robot army to destroy the Reds and Blues. When he activates them and sends them off, they're moving incredibly slow. As it turns out, O'Malley had told Lopez to build the robots so he would have a "day of victory", Lopez took this to build them so that they could only move no faster than one mile an hour, thus achieve victory in 24 hours.
554* In ''WebAnimation/TheSpyFightsGodzillaForSomeReason'', the Spy orders his troops to "fire broadside BATTERIES!" at Godzilla. The Soldier interprets it as firing actual batteries (as in, cell batteries) from cannons at Godzilla, who ends up laughing at BLU team's stupidity, much to the Spy's frustration.
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557
558[[folder:Webcomics]]
559* ''Webcomic/{{Beeserker}}'': Beeserker is this to a tee, [[ComicallyMissingThePoint interpreting common figures of speech as commands.]] This usually ends in a Scienceman being "up and split" [[BloodyHilarious (in half), or being given a break (in their spinal cord), among other forms of well-meaning brutalization.]]
560* ''Webcomic/OneOverZero'': An early strip has Manny ask Tailsteak to create a running gag for the comic. The gag, however, turns out to be literal -- it's a character that looks like the word "gag" and runs around. Tailsteak usually doesn't take ''everything'' literally, but he acts this way just to be a smartass. And then attempts to catch the running gag became... [[RunningGag take a wild guess.]]
561* Dr. Wright in ''Webcomic/CaptainSNES'' is quite literal-minded, much to the chagrin of the other characters who must deal with him.
562-->'''Mega Man:''' Are you dense?!?\
563'''Dr. Wright:''' What does my mass-to-volume ratio have to do with anything?\
564'''Mega Man:''' WHAT ARE YOU? CAPTAIN LITERAL?!?\
565'''Dr. Wright:''' No, I'm Doctor--\
566'''Mega Man:''' DON'T ANSWER THAT!!
567* In ''Edmund Finney's Quest to Find the Meaning of Life'', we have [[http://eqcomics.com/comics/literal-lord-werriam/ Literal Lord Werriam]].
568* ''WEBCOMIC/{{Pupster}}'': Pupster tells Danny to "look at the bright side" and Danny looks into the sun in the sixth page of ''Pup, Pup, And Away''. Danny continues to be like that for the rest of the comic.
569* The Sphynx from ''Webcomic/{{Subnormality}}'' also seems to [[http://www.viruscomix.com/page535.html suffer from this]]. But let's be fair, who wouldn't go looking for the Fire Department when they want to heat their house?
570* ''Webcomic/CyanideAndHappiness'' does it all the time. [[http://www.explosm.net/comics/1878/ Also]], furries.
571* ''Webcomic/{{Sinfest}}'':
572** Criminy has something like a bullet-proof glass wall between him and [[http://www.sinfest.net/view.php?date=2009-06-14 any]], even [[OrAreYouJustHappyToSeeMe the most corny]] innuendo. He [[http://www.sinfest.net/view.php?date=2002-09-06 doesn't even notice]] anything is amiss when they fall by scores. Including his own AccidentalInnuendo. [[http://www.sinfest.net/view.php?date=2007-07-19 Even during a discussion]] of his ChasteHero status.
573** God can be one [[http://www.sinfest.net/view.php?date=2009-05-30 too]].
574* In ''Webcomic/GirlGenius'', Gil is revealed to have invented a robot for picking up girls. [[http://www.girlgeniusonline.com/comic.php?date=20120314 As in grabbing them and lifting them up into the air]].
575-->'''Gil:''' Well, when I was a kid, we heard some of the older guys talking, but we were kind of... um... unclear on the concept, and, well...\
576'''[=DuPree=]:''' That is so just like you... soooo pathetic.
577* In ''Webcomic/BobAndGeorge'', [[http://www.bobandgeorge.com/archives/000615c Megaman interprets a comment about his being an idiot to mean that is his function.]]
578* In ''Webcomic/{{Lovelyss}}'' Johnny Teflon isn't really familiar with idioms.
579-->'''Johnny:''' It's as if I'm looking for a very small thing amidst a large amount of identical, equally small things.\
580'''Marcy:''' Like a needle in a haystack.\
581'''Johnny:''' What's a haystack?
582* Parodied in ''Webcomic/SaturdayMorningBreakfastCereal'': "In this part of Manhattan, 'Kill my mom' was slang for 'Kill my dad.'" (This was what someone took too literally.)
583* WebAnimation/TheOdd1sOut made the comic "Head Over Heels", which features a co-worker that doesn't understand his peer's figurative speech.
584* ''Webcomic/TheOrderOfTheStick'':
585** Veldrina the elven priestess has trouble with metaphors. When Roy asks her to "just put a good word" for the Order with her fellow priests, she starts searching for the best word, saying at first she was going to use several.
586** Thrym, the Frost Giants demigod, takes a metaphor Hel makes about "pulling their own weight" literally.
587--->'''Hel:''' Well at least ''somebody'' is pulling their own weight around here.\
588'''Thrym:''' Not fair! He's very tiny, his weight is a lot less than mine!
589** A RunningGag since the introduction of Minrah has been her stepping on ''her own lines'' like this.
590--->'''Minrah:''' Did everybody I know tell me "Oh, I don't think you're the ''type'' to be a cleric? Yes! Did I listen? ''No!'' I mean, I listened or else I wouldn't have know they'd said it, but it didn't stop me!
591* In ''Webcomic/PebbleAndWren'', Pebble occasionally takes things literally, such as thinking YouAreGrounded meant nailed to the ground.
592* ''Webcomic/PicpakDog'': The title character, a pink dog, falls into this trope. A specific example occurs when [[http://www.picpak.net/comic/website/ he is told to clean his cache]]; that meant the website but he interprets that as "cash" and is shown burning his money.
593* When Steven instructs White Pearl on doing something in ''Webcomic/AskWhitePearlAndStevenAlmostAnything'', she always takes it literally. For instance, when he said that she had to eat (not knowing that gems do not ''need'' to eat), she responds by trying to eat the box (this including the ''box itself'') of crackers she was holding.
594* ''Webcomic/TowerOfGod'': When the dwarvish Evan complains about the BigGuy Kurdan looking down on him, he literally gets down on his belly (and still reaches to Evan's hips).
595* ''Webcomic/NoFuture'': Aeon is relearning everything from scratch after his memories were wiped. As a result, while he has a good grasp on language, metaphors tend to escape him. For example, after being told he sent someone running "with their tail between their legs", he'll exclaim that he didn't notice his opponent had one. He also has trouble with double meanings.
596-->'''Andrew:''' You're shitting me.\
597'''Aeon:''' ''[{{beat}}]''\
598'''Aeon:''' What does it mean when it's not literal?
599* ''Webcomic/{{Xkcd}}'': In strip #1261 "Shake That", Megan hears "shake what your mama gave you" and goes and shakes a coffee mug that she received from her mother.
600[[/folder]]
601
602[[folder:Web Original]]
603* [[https://web.archive.org/web/20050129060046/http://redwing.hutman.net/~mreed/warriorshtm/android.htm The Android]].
604* [[http://wiki.rpg.net/index.php/FATALReviewRebuttal An attempted rebuttal]] of the ''FATAL'' review, painfully so.
605* Website/TVTropes: Most trope names are confusing for many reasons and might get different interpretations (usually literal ones) from readers. This is partly why the JustForFun/IThoughtItMeant page exist.
606* ''Website/HectorsWorld'':
607** In one episode, Tama thinks Constable Solosolave will inspect Ranjeet's foot when he says that something is "afoot".
608** Sprat the fish thinks "strong passwords" have big muscles and "viruses" make computers sick.
609* ''WebOriginal/TheShortestStory'': "[[https://shorteststory.com/index.php?date=2019-05-16 The Literally Spell]]" - "The wizard's spell made it so anyone who said 'literally' had their words come true."
610* A feature of ''Blog/CakeWrecks'' is "Literal [=LOLs=]," when the cake decorators took their instructions too literally, with absurd results. One of the most infamous such is when a customer left a USB thumb drive, thinking the decorator would know to plug it into their computer and download the image for a reference. Instead they [[https://www.cakewrecks.com/home/2009/1/23/the-problem-with-phone-orders.html created a very detailed cake version of said thumb drive]].
611* From Website/{{Tumblr}}'s 2016 AprilFoolsDay event (a faux election involving fictional lizard candidates), there's [[https://mop-2016-blog.tumblr.com/post/142093224803/where-do-you-stand-on-the-issues one reply]] from candidate Mop to a user-submitted question:
612-->'''water-rat:''' Where do you stand on the issues?\
613'''Mop:''' over here hi! have a good election!
614[[/folder]]
615
616[[folder:Web Videos]]
617* ''WebVideo/AtopTheFourthWall'':
618** Linkara has an... interesting definition of "alcohol abuse". Cue 30 seconds of insulting a beer bottle.
619** In a later episode, told to "deck yourselves with boughs of holly" by a Christmas comic, he hits himself in the face with a wreath.
620* Creator/{{Tobuscus}} has a series on Website/YouTube about adding lyrics to trailers. The lyrics themselves are about what's happening in the trailer.
621* WebVideo/TheAngryVideoGameNerd:
622** When reviewing ''Winter Games'', he wonders about what "Hot Dog Aerials" could be, and imagines a flying hot dog (as in, food) as well as a flying hot dog (as in, animal on fire).
623** In the ''Bible Games 3'' episode, when he decides to "give his heart to Jesus". You can guess what happens.
624* When Peter tries to question Roy and Karen in ''[[WebVideo/TheCartoonMan Return of the Cartoon Man]]'', they take expressions like "the elephant in the room" and "cut to the chase" literally. {{Visual Pun}}s ensue.
625* Sparadrap from ''Series/{{Noob}}''. A guildmate mentioning a PickUpGroup will conjure the image of a pick-up ''truck'' to his mind. In addition, he has trouble understanding that the same word can have a very different meaning in {{M|assivelyMultiplayerOnlineRolePlayingGame}}MORPG and real life.
626* ''Series/TheCryOfMann'': Jouglat asked a caller what to say to make someone like them:
627-->'''Caller:''' I would say... be yourself.\
628'''Jouglat:''' Okay, thank you. ''[hangs up phone]''\
629''[Jouglat and Agent Martinez stand in silence]''\
630'''Jouglat:''' ...Be yourself!
631* ''WebVideo/VisionOfEscaflowneAbridged'': [[TheDitz Van Fanel]], to the point that when his older brother [[CainAndAbel Folken]] tries to invoke ThatManIsDead, Van takes several tries to get it.
632-->'''Van:''' Hey, how come you're with Zaibach, anyway? YOU were supposed to be the king of Fanelia, not me!\
633'''Folken:''' [[ThatManIsDead The man YOU knew as "Folken of Fanelia" is dead!]]\
634'''Van:''' [[SincerityMode OHHH!]] ''({{Beat}})'' Wait, who are you then?\
635'''Folken:''' NOT. Literally.\
636'''Van:''' Ohhh!\
637'''Folken:''' I '''died''' during the dragon-slaying ritual!\
638'''Van:''' Are you a ghost?\
639'''Folken:''' [[PunctuatedForEmphasis I. SYMBOLICALLY. died]], during the dragon-slaying ritual. When the dragon took '''this arm''' from me!\
640'''Van:''' Wow, the dragon took your mechanical arm? How did you get it back?\
641'''Folken:''' ''[sighs]'' No, the dragon took my ''real arm'', and [[TheEmperor Dornkirk]] replaced it with '''this one'''. THAT'S how I turned to the DarkSide.\
642'''Van:''' Ohhh!
643* ''WebVideo/SandersSides'': This is one of Logan's defining traits, especially in later episodes. This makes sense, considering he is a metaphyisical manifestation of logic.
644* In WebVideo/SolidJJ's WebVideo/{{Stoogeposting}} series:
645** "The Three Stooges don't have Uno":
646--->'''Shemp:''' Well, the day I went, no dice!\
647'''Larry:''' Dice? I thought we needed cards.
648** "The Three Stooges run for office":
649--->'''Reporter:''' If elected to city council, what do you hope to bring to the table?\
650'''Curly:''' Huh? Nobody told me if this was a potluck! If I get elected, I'll budget for more snacks, I'll tell you that much!
651* In the ''WebVideo/{{Jreg}}'' video "A Neo-Nazi With They/Them Pronouns," the titular character goes by they/them pronouns not because they reject the gender binary, but because they have five entities possessing their body.
652* In the WebVideo/SuperMarioLogan video "Bowser's Salad Wrap", Bowser and Bowser Junior says they are so hungry they could eat a horse. Chef Pee Pee, their personal chef, incorporates horse into the salad wrap. [[note]]Though, considering throughout this era of the channel, Chef Pee Pee is known for cooking random animals (primarily cats) this wouldn't be literal in his mind.[[/note]]
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