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7A good, convincing commercial can cost a lot of money to produce. While not on the level of producing a film, the cost of writers, camera crews, actors, special effects, and music can be close, especially for commercials that are going to air during [[UsefulNotes/SuperBowl the Super Bowl]]. And while larger companies can handle these expenses with ease, to smaller business owners, spending this much money on a 30 second commercial spot is a gamble. Especially since there's no guarantee that the commercial will actually attract people instead of being just another nuisance to skip over with their DVR, or appearing only on some MediaNotes/PEGChannel that no one actually watches, or might not be seen at all as more and more people switch to ad-free streaming services instead of cable or satellite. So naturally, local commercials cut corners, but are usually still halfway presentable.
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9But this cost cutting is exaggerated in fiction. Commercials will air on [[OtakuOClock ungodly time slots]], the script will be [[HerCodeNameWasMarySue cheesy]], the actors will either have the theatrical chops of a [[BadBadActing toothpick]] or jump around and [[InsaneProprietor act craaaaazy]], [[OurSloganIsTerrible the slogan will suck]], and the whole thing will be shot in front of a green screen with the [[SpecialEffectFailure worst off the shelf effects ever seen]]. By the time it's done, the final product will be SoBadItsGood at best. Compare EmbarrassingAdGig.
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11A type of StylisticSuck, though it can be TruthInTelevision as well. Compare {{Japandering}}, a kitschy ''foreign'' commercial.
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13'''Note''': [[Administrivia/NoRealLifeExamplesPlease Do not add Real Life commercials as examples here]]. List them on SoBadItsGood.{{Advertising}}. [[noreallife]]
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16!!Examples:
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18* In ''Manga/GreatTeacherOnizuka'', Onizuka makes several low budget local commercials starring Tomoko, in order to give her a start in show business. This is actually noted to be a very cunning strategy. It's much easier to break into than the crowded national campaign markets but doing enough of them can give a similar level of coverage.
19* In ''Anime/MobileSuitGundamTheWitchFromMercury'', Earth House creates a PV for the up-and-coming GUND-ARM Inc. company Suletta and Miorine started. The commercial is laughably bad, seeing as it was created by a bunch of teenagers. Poor Suletta is shown dancing and moving with a poorly modeled Gundam Aerial that still has green screen artifacts around it, there's obvious jump cuts, Suletta is obviously at her wits end by the end of the commercial, their song is completely off-key at times and there's a goat that not only wanders in the background, it bleats at the very end of the commercial.
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23* The [[ComicBook/DisneyDucksComicUniverse Donald Duck comic story]] "Paperino e lo spot a basso costo" has Donald and Fethry Duck working in an agency that makes zero-budget ads, made up mainly of random StockFootage and Fethry's BadBadActing. When they accidentally end up making an advert for a shovel-producing corporation, they come out with a SpecialEffectsFailure-laden campy ad with a terrible script about an AlienInvasion thwarted by shovel-whacking. The ad still ends up attracting thousands of customers.
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27* ''Fanfic/HalloweenUnspectacular'': In "There's An App For That" from the eighth edition, the ad E350 is forced to watch is a poorly-done advertisement for Beach City Fries. It's got shades of TotallyRadical in the dialogue, the actors are either stilted or hammy, and there are several interruptions that go unremoved (such Ronaldo trying to promote his blog at the end).
28* In the ''WebAnimation/SonicStopMotionAdventures'' episode, [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5dGpfaPH5gY "Date Fright"]], Silver comes across a cheap late-night commercial of Vector's Chaotix Dating Advice service, with kitchsy music, silly-looking fonts, Vector coughing and repeating during the recording, and Espio's microphone being visible and even hitting Vector during the capture. What takes the cake is the scene of Espio acting as a man being rejected by a woman, played by a very poorly-dressed Knuckles.
29--> [[BlatantLies (real people, not actors)]]
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33* ''WesternAnimation/CloudyWithAChanceOfMeatballs'': The Mayor's commercial for Sardine Land, for which animators went the extra mile to make it look as cheap as possible, even faking the worst blue-screen effects possible in a medium that doesn't even require it.
34* ''WesternAnimation/TheBraveLittleToaster'': The TV makes a fake one of these for "''Crazy'' Ernie's Emporium of TOTAL Bargain MADNESS!" in order to try and convince the Master to go to the local junkyard and possibly rescue the main protagonists. Since the TV has complete control of his screen, he does manage some decent visuals, but the lines he comes up with are rather silly and increasingly overacted due to his panic and desperation to be noticed.
35* ''WesternAnimation/MonstersInc1'': Near the beginning, Mike and Sulley watch the new M.I. commercial that they appeared in. Not as bad as most examples, but has some chuckle-worthy, slightly sheepish acting from Sulley.
36* ''WesternAnimation/TheSuperMarioBrosMovie'': The Mario Bros. are introduced early in the movie having spent their life savings making a commercial for their recently-started plumbing business, Super Mario Bros. Plumbing. Elements include the brothers ditching their New York accents in favor of Creator/CharlesMartinet-esque Italian accents (which a character voiced by Martinet himself approves of), [[PissTakeRap a corny rap jingle]] ([[MythologyGag the same one from]] [[WesternAnimation/TheSuperMarioBrosSuperShow the 1989 cartoon show]]), a "satisfied customer" clearly reading from an off-camera cue card ([[WhoWritesThisCrap and finding the line cheesy]]), and [[SpecialEffectsFailure a green screen conspicuously reflecting off of the brothers' skin]].
37* ''WesternAnimation/ToyStory2'': The commercial for Al's Toy Barn is a prime example, which the toys study location to from Andy's house.
38* ''WesternAnimation/WreckItRalph'': Among the fake advertisements Disney used for the movie, one of them is a commercial for The Fix-It Felix Hammer, having shoddy graphics, poor format, and obviously-stock pictures and videos.
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42* The Massey Motors commercials in ''Film/RaisingHelen'' had even more problems than a normal cheesy local used car dealership commercial because of Mr. Massey's refusal to be "dishonest" and the fact that his toupee would blow off.
43* The commercial the title characters put out in ''Film/Ghostbusters1984''. It has no music, the characters are wooden and it looks like it was shot for about 5 bucks. In ''Film/GhostbustersII'', after their comeback, the Busters rope Janine and Louis into doing a commercial, with BadBadActing and cheap special effects.
44* ''Film/{{Beetlejuice}}''. The [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UICgA-P67Zw commercial featuring the title character]] appears to be based on the [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iGEYCsvPJzw cheezy ads Cal Worthington used to create for his car dealership]].
45* ''Film/UsedCars'': first they [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UqlJvGvtOvY#t=2m33s hijack a TV transmission]] of an EmergencyPresidentialAddress to hawk their rival's cars (thus getting him into trouble). In another live commercial their model loses her dress. Later a legitimate (bad) commercial says that they have "styles" of cars but the audio is altered by people working for the rival to say "miles" instead; the lot is then sued for false advertising, since they don't have a mile of cars.
46** The day is saved at the last second when the final car comes into the lot while a judge is measuring all of them with a tape measure. It's just short at first ... until the [[TechMarchesOn license plate covering the gas cap falls open]], which adds the few inches needed to make it a "mile of cars."
47* The audio store commercial from ''Film/BoogieNights''.
48* Music/WeirdAlYankovic's ''Film/{{UHF}}'' features a few of these, including one for Spatula City ([[SeverelySpecializedStore they sell spatulas, and that's all!]])
49* In ''Film/Batman1989'', the Joker makes one of these to announce "Joker Brand Cosmetics, with [[MayContainEvil Smilex]]"; complete with him posing with carboard cutout models, shopping in a fake grocery store, and doing a side-by-side comparison with a "Brand-X".
50* Hopper's commercial in ''Film/TheMuppetMovie'' is so painfully bad, it's the reason why he wants Kermit to be his spokesman - or spokesfrog, anyway.
51* The family Bros. Bar-B-Q in ''[[Film/{{Friday}} Friday After Next]]'' is an example. Barbeque tastes so good, makes you want to slap your mama! Willie proceeds to slap his mama for real. Craig's said you might have missed it because they only have enough money for a 15 second spot.
52* Creator/JohnWaters wanted to get a local wig shop owner to narrate ''Film/PinkFlamingos'' because of the horrible Baltimore accent he used in commercials. When he refused, Waters impersonated his style for the film.
53* The [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JKDgjLf_rk4 Morrie's Wigs scene]] from ''Film/{{Goodfellas}}'', which starts off with a commercial shot in this style before cutting to the actual wig shop as Jimmy and Henry are shaking down Morrie.
54* The ''Film/WNUFHalloweenSpecial'' makes heavy use of these to convey its gimmick of it being a [[FoundFootage supposed found recording]] of a late 80s local TV station broadcast.
55* In ''Film/PunchDrunkLove'', antagonist Dean Trumbell runs a mattress store as a front for his blackmail ring: A DVD bonus clip has him filming an amateurish ad that concludes with a stunt where he attempts to jump off of a truck trailer onto a few mattresses stacked on top of a car, with predictably painful results. This was a replication of a real blooper from a low budget furniture store ad, and Creator/PhilipSeymourHoffman did the stunt himself.
56* In ''Film/ChaChaRealSmooth'', main character Andrew makes a commercial to promote his work as a party starter. It is filmed in his home, uses low-quality fonts, and features his younger brother as the only other person in it who sounds very stilted when delivers his lines.
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60* ''Literature/ArlyHanks'': In ''The Merry Wives of Maggody'', the boat salesman who contributed the bass boat to the golf tournament is first seen filming a commercial that was ''meant'' to feature a bad pun about taking the bull by the horns, but the bull rented for the filming kept wandering off.
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64* The entire premise of ''WebVideo/RhettAndLink: Commercial Kings''.
65* ''Series/MenOfACertainAge'': After Scarpulla Chevrolet creates a series of cheesy rap commercials, Owen decides to shoot a classy commercial with his dad and his friend Terry. Terry decides it's too boring and convinces Owen to outcheese Scarpulla.
66* In an episode of ''Series/ModernFamily'', baby Lily gets a part in one of these. Along with all of the usual cheesiness, this commercial is also extremely racist.
67* ''Series/{{Angel}}'': Cordelia makes a commercial for Angel Investigations, but they never have it aired. Doyle is the on-air "talent," and he's very uncomfortable on camera.
68** This is also probably one of the only examples of this trope that also doubles as a TragicKeepsake, after [[spoiler:Doyle dies]].
69* ''Series/TimAndEricAwesomeShowGreatJob'' mocks these to no end.
70* A staple in recent years on ''Series/SaturdayNightLive'', often relegated towards the end of the episode.
71* In ''Series/DegrassiTheNextGeneration'', Joey Jeremiah is shown in a series of commercials for his car lot. The commercials largely follow this model.
72* Similarly to the office, the gang in ''Series/RaisingHope'' has to film a commercial for the store where they work. All of the sample commercials they film have elements of this.
73* [[AmbulanceChaser Saul Goodman]]'s ads in ''Series/BreakingBad'', "[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wqnHtGgVAUE Better Call Saul!]]" He may be [[InvokedTrope invoking]] this trope as part of his ObfuscatingStupidity act.
74** This is extended on the {{Prequel}} SpinOff ''Series/BetterCallSaul'', where the viewer learns he developed the Saul Goodman persona as a commercial director.
75* Several of the recurring sketches on ''Series/{{SCTV}}'' were actually commercials for businesses local to the fictional Melonville area where the SCTV station was said to be based.
76** One of the more memorable series of sketches involved commercials for "Tex and Edna's Organ Emporium," and how Tex and Edna's divorce, and their efforts to move on, played out through the commercials.
77* ''Series/MyNameIsEarl'' occasionally features these kind of ads. In particular the ad Joy's parents produce for their waterbed store.
78* Sonia on ''Series/TheBrothersGarcia'' makes a truly terrible commercial for her at-home beauty salon all by herself, prompting the rest of the family to secretly create a much better one.
79* ''Series/WillAndGrace}}'': Karen hires Jack to appear in a commercial for her friend's mattress store. Jack proves to be terrible at it, delivering his lines in a monotone and mouthing his co-star's dialogue. Karen ends up taking over his role and appearing in the commercial herself.
80* The mattress commercial, featuring Van Halen's "Jump", in the ''Series/{{Glee}}'' episode "Mattresses".
81* Al Bundy's 555-SHOE ad, on ''Series/MarriedWithChildren''.
82* ''Series/AlmostLive'' had a lot of fun making fun of the more infamous bad commercials made in the Seattle area. One of their finest is [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T0q1i2mqMgs "Roscoe's Oriental Rug Emporium"]], spoofing a place in Pioneer Square that seemed to be having a "going out of business" sale every other month.
83* ''Series/{{Friends}}'' featured a few of these starring Janice's not-quite-ex husband, the Mattress King. She's appalled that he's not above using the divorce as an excuse for his latest sale.
84* ''Series/{{Community}}'': Greendale has had one of these commercials running for years. One episode revolves around them filming a new one. This being Greendale, HilarityEnsues.
85** When Jeff graduates and decides not to rejoin his old unethical law firm, he has Abed make him [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=12dbmyj4Aw4 a commercial]] for his private law practice.
86* ''Series/{{Arrested Development}}'': In Season 3, attorney Bob Loblaw is introduced to viewers with a [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mwWAsNZTnug commercial]] for his practice, in which he dramatically says the name "Bob Loblaw" and (thanks to in-universe poor continuity) is seen closing the same law book three times, for effect.
87* ''Series/{{Detroiters}}'' revolves around two best friends who run a Detroit-based ad agency that specializes in making these.
88* ''Series/{{Seinfeld}}'': in the episode "The Junk Mail," Jerry searches through an old VHS tape and finds out Elaine's latest boyfriend once appeared as "the Wiz" in a kitschy commercial for the Nobody Beats The Wiz chain of electronics stores.
89* The entire final scene ("Chef of the Future") of the classic "Better Living Through TV" episode of ''Series/TheHoneymooners''.
90* Several times on ''Series/MrShow'', including Don Pratt, who doesn't really have a service to offer but just wants to help and hang out with his clients (he's also a BasementDweller). It features interviews from several confused past clients.
91* ''Series/TheOfficeUS'' has an entire episode, "Local Ad", about the employees making one of these.
92* ''Series/OnceUponATime'' has a few of these as part of the DVD bonus feature "Good Morning Storybrooke".
93* PlayedForDrama in ''Series/PartyOfFive'', when Julia and Griffin spend the last of their savings to make a commercial for their failing auto shop. The commercial's quality was so bad that they couldn't get it to air.
94* One ''Series/BrooklynNineNine'' episode had a sleazy PrivateDetective advertise his services this way:
95-->'''P.I. Leo Sporm:''' How do you know if your wife's cheating on you? ''You don't.''\
96'''Ad voiceover:''' ''Call Leo now!'' (Complete with FiveFiveFive number.)
97* An episode of ''Series/SmartGuy'' focused on the Hendersons making one for Floyd's roofing business, starring Floyd as a superhero called "Roofer-Man". When the commercial winds up being aired in a 3am timeslot due to the cable station executive's misleading contract[[note]]The exec informed TJ that it would be aired "between 8 and 10". He didn't mention until the contract was finalized that he'd meant [[ExactWords 8pm to 10am]][[/note]], TJ breaks into the studio and sets the computer to play it during "Sunday primetime" instead. Unfortunately, this results in the cheap, SoBadItsGood commercial being aired during ''[[SuperBowlSpecial the Super Bowl]]'', where it quickly achieves in-universe [[MemeticMutation memetic status]] while costing the station millions in ad-revenue.
98* ''Series/ThirtyRock'' uses this for Liz's one role while still pursuing an acting career in Chicago: a phone sex line called [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3dpV-xOY2EY 1-900-OKFACE]].
99* ''Series/CobraKai'':
100** [=LaRusso=] Auto Group's ads feature Daniel karate-chopping prices and announcing that all buying customers get their own Bonsai tree for free. If anything it demonstrates how much he can't let go of the past, just like his rival Johnny Lawrence.
101--->'''Daniel:''' Banzai! Daniel [=LaRusso=] here from [=LaRusso=] Auto, bringing you specials on all of our inventory. We have an excess of Jeep Grand Cherokees, priced to go! Get a lease for only...''[price tag: "$439/month"]'' Nah. Make that...''[he "karate chops" the price down to "$339/month"]'' Yes, we are chopping prices on all of our Hondas, Nissans, Acuras, and Audis. So come visit any of our locations in Tarzana, Woodland Hills, North Hollywood, or Sherman Oaks. And as always, every customer leaves with their very own Bonsai tree. [=LaRusso=] Auto Group. We kick the competition!
102** Tom Cole, Daniel's business rival, counters with his own ad in which he dresses up like a Yankee and promises customers a free drought resistant cactus.
103--->'''Tom Cole:''' Patriot Tom Cole here! When I'm not busy fighting the hated British for your freedom, I'm fighting to bring you great deals, great ''[[{{Eagleland}} American]]'' deals! And because I love this land we call home, I'm giving every new customer their very own [[ItMakesSenseInContext drought-resistant cactus!]] [[TakeThat In these dry times, it really is the only responsible plant to own]], a '''STRONG AMERICAN''' plant. From the Strong American himself, ''me'', Tom Cole! Cole's on Van Nuys! You... ''[[{{Pun}} musket]]'' down here!
104* These frequently provided good material for Series/WorldsDumbest Performers installments, one particularly egregious case forgot to add effects to the green screen.
105* The third season of ''Series/TheJoeSchmoShow'', a program in which the chosen "schmo" thought they were on a reality show but everyone else was an actor, parodied a competition to become a bounty hunter. The host, Ralph Garman, played the role of the bounty hunter Jake Montrose, and at one point there was a segment in which the schmo and actors made one of these for his bounty-hunting service.
106* Several of Taco's ideas and schemes in Series/TheLeague were accompanied with these. They were typically filmed using homeless people and girls he slept with as the actors and were typically filmed in Andre's apartment (which they would break into without his knowledge). These commercials including one where he advertises the fact that he had become a [[spoiler: unlicensed]] notary by pressing his notary stamp against a suicide bomber, turning him into a bikini clad supermodel.
107* ''Series/SchittsCreek'': In Season Six, in order to make up for a perceived slight, Moira stars in a low-budget tourism ad for the town of Schitt's Creek.
108* The first trailer for Season 3 of ''Series/StrangerThings'' is one of these for the newly built StarCourt Mall, complete with over the top narration describing both the mall and Hawkins and deliberately bad acting from Joe Keery (Steve Harrington) and Maya Hawke (Robin Buckley).
109* In one episode of ''Series/{{Leverage}}'', Hardison makes a [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HiDYEaiyoBA fake commercial for a Japanese energy drink]] starring Eliot's baseball player identity.
110* The entirety of the ''Series/OddSquad'' episode "Odd Squad Needs You" revolves around the Big Office asking Oprah to make a commercial of the same name in order to get kids to join Odd Squad. Oscar explains to Olympia and Otis that the Big Office asks her to film a commercial every year, and instead of working together with his boss to film them, he films them himself. This leads Olympia to ask him how he pulls it off. Transition to a child watching the commercial, which is simplistic but cheesy, with LimitedAnimation in regards to Oprah's mouth, Oscar's terrible impersonation of her voice, and a re-used shot from the theme used in "First Day", with [[BigHeadMode Oprah's head inflated.]] Otis offers to film a new commercial instead with Oprah as the lead actress when it's revealed that she's not easy to work with, believing that he can handle her, and it turns out to be just as bad as Oscar's previous ones, which isn't helped by Oprah's [[BadBadActing horrific acting skills]] and Otis' horrific editing skills. However, the climax reveals that Otis intentionally made it bad in order to team up with Olympia and film a viable commercial out of Oprah's upset reaction, which includes a RousingSpeech about what the commercial was supposed to advertise.
111** Delivery Doug's egg salad restaurant commercial, seen in "Teach a Man to Ice Fish", looks about as cheap as you'd expect from someone who downgraded from a back-alley restaurant to two locations in a desolate area, with people in egg and egg sandwich costumes, terrible special effects, and a jingle taken straight from Doug and Debbie's combined egg salad pizza business in "Mystic Egg Pizza" and repurposed with new lyrics.
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115* {{Music/Frank Zappa}}'s song "Eddie, Are You Kidding?" from ''Music/JustAnotherBandFromLA'' spoofed Edward Nalbandian and his commercials for Zacharary's All Clothing store on local Los Angeles TV. The song title and chorus were an actual quote from a Nalbandian commercial.
116* The Music/WeirdAlYankovic song "Handy" also has its music video done in this style, complete with hammy acting and deliberately bad special effects.
117* Maine rapper Spose featured a track on his album ''The Peter Sparker Mixtape'' called "Bob Johnson", about the sleazy owner of a local Jacuzzi business, who cheats on his wife with one of his employees and then dies after his wife poisons his dinner. The chorus is designed to sound like a local TV/radio commercial for his business.
118* Music/CiboMatto has the music video for "Know Your Chicken", about a restaurant where customers slaughter and eat their own chicken. It's intercut with a similar StylisticSuck sitcom.
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122* Made-up audio versions of this trope, ostensibly for Lake Wobegon small businesses and assorted oddball products, are a staple feature of ''Radio/APrairieHomeCompanion''.
123* Parodied without mercy in sketch show ''Radio/SonOfCliche''.
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127* The now-deceased ''Ride/{{JAWS}}'' attraction at [[Ride/UniversalStudios Universal Studios Florida]] featured many of these commercials (all of which were shot when the ride first opened in the early '90s and used until its closure in January 2012) as part of its ''very'' large amount of fictional Amity TV programming that played in the queue line.
128* Similar to the above, when [[Ride/DisneyThemeParks Disneyland]]'s (and Walt Disney World's) ''Ride/SpaceMountain'' was sponsored by Federal Express in the mid-90s, the queue line was given a fictional amount of intergalactic TV programming that played as guests were waiting for their rockets. You could expect many commercials, news stories, fashion updates, and various other TV programs, but the one that fits the "kitschy" mold in particular was the hyperactive "Crazy Larry" (played by Creator/CharlesFleischer), whose business had pretty much the most commercials in the whole loop.
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132* ''VideoGame/AlanWakeII'': Local entrepreneur Ilmo Koskela owns many of the businesses in the Bright Falls-Watery area, and makes plenty of these in order to advertise them, roping his brother Jaakko into co-starring in them with the promise of free beer. Ilmo's [[LargeHam extreme hamminess]] paired with Jaakko's [[DullSurprise complete lack of enthusiasm]] result in them being prime examples of ([[StylisticSuck intentional]]) SoBadItsGood.
133* Used as a WorldBuilding tool in ''VideoGame/FalloutNewVegas'', load screens are almost entirely poster ads, billboards, and paper paraphernalia of pre-war Nevada. The ads are generally of mediocre quality at best, one shows a 50's style Strongman lifting weights with the caption, "Build Mass With Sass! Sunset Sarsaparilla"
134* The radio on every ''Radio/GrandTheftAuto'' game is filled with these.
135* ''VideoGame/GhostbustersTheVideoGame'' opens with one in the style of the ones in the movies. The Wii version is even more kitschy than the "realistic" versions of the game.
136* ''VideoGame/NotForBroadcast'': [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O0H9PDjjx0c Crazy Neil's ads]] need to be seen to be believed.
137--> At Crazy Neil's, every deal is a steal, with Neil appeal!
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141* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MArsmQ9tGN0 "Gary's Mattress"]] is a parody of these, depicting the owner openly using racist stereotypes and threats of animal abuse to advertise his store.
142* ''Advertising/BigBillHells'' is also a parody, done by people who were making relatively serious used car commercials from roughly the same template at the same time. [[note]]We're classing this as "Web Original", even though Web video distribution didn't exist in 1990, for lack of a better category.[[/note]]
143* ''WebAnimation/HomestarRunner'' had a few cartoons featuring [[CrazyHomelessPeople rambling derelict]] Senor Cardgage as a pitch-man.
144** "Senor Mortgage" had Senor Cardgage running a financial services company, offering to help viewers "get a leg up on the pile" with the aid of "one of our handsome-talking experts".
145** "Senorial Day" had Senor Cardgage advertising the "Senorial Day Tent Event Suprasale". Meanwhile, Bubs had his own super-cheesy ad for "Bubs-otathon", which he promoted with a series of horrible puns, such as dressing like John [=McEnroe=] and calling his competition a "total ''racket''!"
146--->'''Bubs:''' We're holding up a novelty rubber chicken and playing a cartoony sound effect (''boing-boing!'') of savings!
147* Robert L. Hines produced a series of skits parodying these kind of advertisements, playing as the character of Toby Jones running a truck rental service, BBQ with a foot massage service, and a combination of a law firm and daycare, all big/good/cheap ass! [[https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PL98FFBD5F4664C37E Here's a playlist.]]
148* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0cD2P6eyOwE Spend Money. Live Smaller. Smal-Mart.]]
149* [[WebVideo/FiveSecondFilms 5 Second Films]] has a number of these, including ads for the slightly unhinged [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Uk8U82t8p2k attorney at law]]/[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xe0fK1znV9U goblinhunter]] Dimo Higgins (pictured above), [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Lcfk_VeoOJA the frightening town of Chico]], and [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=moFsgqNxoBU Pauly P's Pet Pemporium.]]
150* ''WebVideo/LoadingReadyRun'' occasionally features the exploits of [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FeOZhw-ukso&list=PL_AClfak5F5qVsECuD4H5j19JjvR-yYvR Dave's Spokesman]], who advertises businesses with strange combinations of products, all owned (allegedly) by a man named Dave. He [[AccentUponTheWrongSyllable an odd manner of speaking]], [[CloudCuckooLander and may not even know what he's advertising half the time]]. [[FromBadToWorse He also does local news]].
151** Dave himself appears once, and reveals that he's been paying the Spokesman to ''not advertise his business''.
152** The "Antiquing" sketch starts with a classy commercial for Reilly's Antiques and Rarities Showroom starring it's owner Robert Reilly. However, the business ends up doing poorly so we then see a more down-to-earth commercial for the rebranded Reilly's Antiques Showroom and Sales Center. As things go downhill, the next commercial is for Rob's Discount Antiques Warehouse and is done in a kitchy style with Robert wearing a cowboy hat and advertising his store like it was a used car dealership. In the final commercial Robert has clearly given up and is ranting at the audience to come to Reilly's Pile of Old Crap and buy something.
153* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7MRwayFwxRg The Khum Dhan commercial]]. A parody of [[SnakeOilSalesman miracle Snake Oil remedies]] for literally anything where the entire joke is that the product is an AccidentalInnuendo.
154* In a Creator/FoilArmsAndHog sketch. [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ORfOqRn3r4A&t=7s "Hello, I'm Matts Matterson from The Mat Warehouse. I own the company, and I also do the adverts."]]
155* [[WebAnimation/HelluvaBoss Are you a piece of shit that got yourself sent to Hell?]] An innocent soul who got screwed over by someone else? [[NeverMyFault Was it entirely their fault and no one else's?]] Do you want to stick it back to them? Then pick up that phone and call [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fLVQ2LVN1tA the Immediate Murder Professionals!]]
156--->'''Blitzø:''' ''(singing) [[CrossesTheLineTwice Kids die for free!]]''
157* The Blog/SonicTheHedgehogTwitter video [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m3FGuTUGFTY "Eggman Pirate TV" commercial]], with cheap-looking text plattered over cutscenes from ''Franchise/SonicTheHedgehog'' games, frequent colored bar flickers, and a typical commercial endplate at the end.
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161* ''WesternAnimation/SpongeBobSquarePants'': In "As Seen on TV", Mr. Krabs decides to make a commercial for the Krusty Krab, and Squidward initially goes all out to make it as extravagant as possible. Krabs then decides it's too much and goes for a cheesy, low-budget commercial on at 3AM, which ''still'' leads to Spongebob [[AcquiredSituationalNarcissism getting a swelled head]] for being in it for about three or four seconds.
162* ''WesternAnimation/TheSimpsons'':
163** Homer's first "Mr. Plow" ad, which aired at 3:17 AM on Channel 92 and featured BadBadActing from the family, including Grampa as "Old Man Winter".
164** Mister Burns' student employee recruitment tape also fits this. It was clearly filmed in a single take with Homer, Carl and Lenny as the (lack of) talent and a script that vaunts nuclear power as a better option [[DamnedByFaintPraise than sawing your legs off to beg]].
165--->'''Lisa:''' Why would Lenny want someone to saw his legs off?\
166'''Homer:''' Well, there were script problems from day one.\
167'''Bart:''' Didn't seem like anybody even ''read'' the script.\
168'''Homer:''' That was the problem.
169* ''WesternAnimation/FamilyGuy'':
170** Al Harrington of the Wacky Waving Arm-Flailing Inflatable Tube Man Emporium and Warehouse.
171** In an episode when Peter becomes one of the New England Patriots, he does a local spot for a car dealership complete with monotone reading, eyes following cue-cards, forced football references, and crappy redundant jingle.
172* ''WesternAnimation/BobsBurgers'': In "Easy Commercial, Easy Go-Mercial", Bob makes a commercial to air locally during the Super Bowl, as a way of showing up Jimmy Pesto during his lavish Super Bowl party. Louise wrote the script, which includes Gene as a giant burger attacking the city with mustard, and Linda singing. Horrified at the end result, Bob ends up doing a new commercial with a retired football player named Sandy Frye, earning his family's ire.
173* ''WesternAnimation/DuckTales2017'': In the episode "[[Recap/DuckTales2017S2E5StorkulesInDuckburg Storkules in Duckburg]]", Louie films an advertisement for his company Harp-B-Gone. For some reason, Webby is cast as the husband, Huey is cast as the wife, and Storkules is cast as a baby. The commercial also has a lot of BadBadActing and oddly placed special effects, with Huey even [[LampshadeHanging hanging a lampshade]] on the scenario by asking "[[WhoWritesThisCrap Who wrote this?]]" in the middle of it.
174* ''WesternAnimation/GravityFalls'' aired a series of shorts between seasons during commercials, one of which was a hilariously terrible [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RTJFKoHdY7c in-universe commercial]] for the Mystery Shack hosted by Grunkle Stan which was just as cheap as its owner, with features such as wooden acting, [[SpecialEffectsFailure obvious green screening]], flubs left in with clumsily edited corrections, [[IsThisThingStillOn accidentally filming himself robbing a customer]], sudden MoodWhiplash, RattlingOffLegal, and finishing with an [[BigLippedAlligatorMoment inexplicable]] [[JumpScare screamer]].
175** "A Tale of Two Stans" shows that Stan's first business ventures involved these as well. Compared to the one he would make for the Mystery Shack, they were comparatively low-key.
176* In the ''WesternAnimation/PhantomInvestigators'' episode "Ghosts On Film", the Phantom Investigators have one that consists of [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HW0SuXufiQU Casey and Jericho posing in monster masks on a cheap set while Daemona narrates behind them]].
177* In the ''WesternAnimation/BatmanTheAnimatedSeries'' episode "The Laughing Fish", the Joker's [[DoNotAdjustYourSet broadcast ultimatum]] is accompanied by a cheesy commercial for the "Joker Fish" he's trying to copyright.
178* An online short for ''WesternAnimation/OKKOLetsBeHeroes'' had [[MadScientist Lord Boxman]] film a commercial for his [[EvilInc evil robot manufacturing business]]. The infomercial suffers from amateur camera work, haphazard editing, acting that's [[DullSurprise stilted and flat]] in some places and [[LargeHam inappropriately over-the-top]] in others, interviewees that look and sound like they have better things to do than be there, and a cheesy jingle that gets cut off at the end.
179* In the first episode of ''WesternAnimation/HazbinHotel'', Alastor is commissioned to make a commercial for the titular hotel. The first result has amateurish camerawork, and a sarcastic voiceover from Alastor himself demonstrating his total lack of faith about the project. He also ''hates'' television and half-assed it as a show of rebellion. The episode's B-plot is the hotel crew trying to make a better commercial.
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