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12->'''Soap:''' What sort of pub is this then?\
13'''Barkeep:''' It's a Samoan pub.\
14'''Bacon:''' ...What's that?\
15'''Barkeep:''' It's a cocktail. You asked for a cocktail.\
16'''Bacon:''' No, I asked you to give me a ''refreshing drink''. I wasn't expecting a fucking rainforest. You could fall in love with an orangutan in that.\
17'''Barkeep:''' You want a pint, go to the pub.\
18'''Bacon:''' ''({{Beat}})'' ...I thought this ''was'' a pub.\
19'''Barkeep:''' It's a ''Samoan pub''.
20-->-- ''Film/LockStockAndTwoSmokingBarrels''
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22''[[JustForFun/DescribeTopicHere Hey, we aren't "describing" Insistent Terminology, we are "articulating" it!]]''
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24A character constantly corrects a word ([[SelfDemonstratingArticle fine, if you say it's called a]] ''[[SelfDemonstratingArticle term]]'', [[SelfDemonstratingArticle then it's called a]] ''[[SelfDemonstratingArticle term]]'') used in their introduction or any speech that otherwise refers to them, but never seems to stop (all right, ''keep'') anyone else from using it. Sometimes this is because they could be called something people see as unflattering or a poor choice of words.
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26Occasionally this extends into a [[IAmNotWeasel species joke]], where an alien or funny animal corrects others about some stereotypical aspect. Can also be done with an [[MistakenNationality ethnic joke]] where the person has to correct others about some stereotypical aspect of nationality.
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28Subtropes to this are as follows:[[index]]
29* ActionFigureJustification: It's not a "doll", it's an "action figure".
30* BlackmailIsSuchAnUglyWord: Character insists on a euphemism to cover up a negative reality.
31* DistinctionWithoutADifference: Character insists on a synonymous term.
32* IAmBigBoned: Character insists their weight problem comes from an uncontrollable source.
33* IAmNotWeasel: A TalkingAnimal insists on being identified as the correct species.
34* ItsNotPornItsArt: The distinction between art and porn is debated.
35* LessEmbarrassingTerm: Character insists on calling something by a more "dignified" term.
36* NeverSayDie: Usually a meta-example, often due to MoralGuardians opposing any mention of death in children's media.
37* NotUsingTheZWord: ''Usually'' a meta-example, because the work itself refuses to use a colloquial term.
38* SpellMyNameWithAThe: ''The'' character insists on an article to [[NamesToRunAwayFromReallyFast impress]].
39* TechnicalEuphemism: Using technical language to make something seem less disturbing or gross.
40* WouldBeRudeToSayGenocide: Character insists that certain actions are actually not genocidal.
41[[/index]]
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43Compare/Contrast with SheIsNotMyGirlfriend (character insists a romance does not exist, sometimes an overlap when "friend" is substituted), DoNotCallMePaul (character has a name they ''do not'' wish to be known by), BlatantLies (character insists to make an affirmation that obviously isn't real), DontCallMeSir (character insists another not be formal), TheyCallMeMisterTibbs (character insists another uses a formal/informal title in conversation), YouKeepUsingThatWord (a character corrects or points out another character's repeated word misuse), PronouncingMyNameForYou (when a character insists on others getting the pronunciation of their name correct/the way they want), and PretentiousPronunciation (character wishes to class up something by "pronouncing it poshly", overlaps if they ''insist'' on their pronunciation).
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47[[index]]
48* InsistentTerminology/{{Literature}}
49* InsistentTerminology/LiveActionTV
50[[/index]]
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52!!Other Examples:
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56[[folder:Advertising]]
57* An Advertising/MAndMs ad featured a PSA on how people insist what their jobs should be called:
58-->'''Girl:''' I'm not a babysitter; I'm a domestic caregiver.\
59'''Man:''' I'm not a clown; I'm a child entertainer.\
60'''Red:''' I'm not a plain M&M; I am a milk chocolate M&M.
61* Pearl Drops isn't a "toothpaste", it's a "tooth polish".
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64[[folder:Anime & Manga]]
65* Maico in ''Anime/AndroidAnnouncerMaico2010'' tells us she's "not a robot -- I'm an android."
66* ''Anime/AngelBeats''
67** "Call me Christ!"
68** And inverted with "I'm not an angel".
69* ''Manga/AttackOnTitan'' has [[ExtremeDoormat Bertolt]] drawing a line between "soldiers" and "warriors", especially when discussing his childhood friend, [[TeamDad Reiner]]. [[spoiler: It's one of the hints that both are TheMole, drawing a line between the human "soldiers" they've infiltrated and their own group, identified only as "warriors". These terms help to keep track of Reiner's [[TraumaInducedAmnesia mental]] [[DoubleConsciousness state]] as he goes insane from guilt]].
70* ''Manga/{{Bleach}}'': [[Franchise/PiratesOfTheCaribbean "It's CAPTAIN Hitsugaya!"]]
71* [[HalfHumanHybrid Rin]] of ''Manga/BlueExorcist'' is ''not'' a [[BerserkButton demon.]]
72* ''Manga/ButterfliesFlowers'': Domoto insists that Choko address him as "Director Domoto" when on the job. [[SayItWithHearts Don't forget the heart]].
73* The [[PerpetualPoverty perpetually poor]] Toku from ''Manga/CafeKichijoujiDe'' owns a pair of pet hamsters whom his co-workers insist on labelling as "emergency rations".
74* ''Manga/CallOfTheNight'': [[FriendlyNeighborhoodVampire Nazuna]] repeatedly compares sucking blood to "copulating", since it is the means by which vampires produce their offspring. This carries all manner of implications, such as when Yamori throws it back in her face and calls her a [[SlutShaming slutty she-devil]] after Nazuna admits she was looking for a rando to suck their blood.
75-->'''Yamori:''' You copulate with just anyone, then?
76* Kotomi from ''VisualNovel/{{CLANNAD}}'' insists on being addressed with "Kotomi-chan" and won't even register other forms of address. This makes most people somewhat uncomfortable, as it is a rather intimate form of address.
77** In the same show, Fuko's carvings are starfish, not stars.
78* A very poignant use crops up a lot in ''Anime/CodeGeass''; the racist, darwinist Britannians call those who were once Japanese "Elevens", since Japan was redesignated "Area 11" after the Britannians invaded, as a way of oppressing the Japanese; They go as far as to illegalise the use of the terms "Japan" and "Japanese". It is frequently done by two characters:
79--> '''[[ActionGirl Kouzuki Kallen]]:''' "We're not Elevens, we're Japanese!"\
80'''[[PsychoLesbian Nina Einstein]]:''' "Stop saying "Japanese"! You're Elevens!"
81* ''Anime/DragonBallZ'' has Vegeta insisting on calling Goku by his Saiyan birth name of Kakarot. When he calls Goku by his Earth name, it's a sign he's NotHimself.
82** Likewise, all of the creations of Dr. Gero are referred to as "Androids", even though at least several of them are actually {{Hollywood Cyborg}}s, most prominently Gero himself and "Androids" 17 and 18 -- the latter even gives birth to a daughter! Cell, meanwhile, is more of a [[MixAndMatchMan genetically engineered lifeform]], as is the ''VideoGame/DragonBallFighterZ'' exclusive character "Android" 21.
83* Played with and Discussed in ''Manga/FairyTail''. The Trimens call Ichiya Nii-san, Master, etc., and is lampshaded a few times
84-->"They're not very consistent, are they."
85* In the BL manga ''{{Manga/FAKE}}'', whenever Dee gets called gay, he corrects the person that he is in fact bisexual.
86* In ''Anime/{{Free}}'', Gou Matsuoka insists on being called Kou, since it is a more feminine pronunciation of her name. This leads to a [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F1-J9QCn8cs funny moment]] where [[DuckSeasonRabbitSeason Nagisa tricks her into saying her name is "Gou".]]
87* In ''Manga/FullmetalAlchemist'', former Warrant Officer Vato Falman has to remind people that he's a Second Lieutenant from the Briggs arc onwards.
88** [[AnthropomorphicPersonification Greed]]'s [[MoralityPet henchmen]] aren't his friends. They're his possessions.
89* The Crab Bunker of ''Anime/GaikingLegendOfDaikuMaryu'' was nicknamed "Kani Tank" ("kani" being Japanese for "crab") once. For the rest of the series, characters argue over which name it should be called by - [[ActionGirl Puria]] and [[MysteriousWaif Ruru]] insist upon Crab Bunker, while [[ThoseTwoGuys Yanma, Hacho and Bubi]] insist upon Kani Tank.
90* ''Anime/GhostInTheShellStandAloneComplex'' takes place after both World Wars [[WorldWarIII III]] ''and'' [[WorldWarWhatever IV]]. However, the latter wasn't ''just'' World War IV - every time it's referred to, even in someone's internal narration, they will go out of their way to either prefix it as "Non-Nuclear World War IV" or suffix it as "World War IV, the unofficial [[UsefulNotes/TheVietnamWar Second Vietnam War]]".
91* In ''Manga/{{Gintama}}'', Katsura constantly corrects Gintoki, who calls him "Zura", to the point where it's his catchphrase. The joke evolves over the series into silly puns, so when someone calls him anything other than his real name, Katsura says "Not X, it's Katsura!" He sometimes changes it to "Not Zura, it's X" if he's wearing a disguise, though he blows his cover by saying "Not X, it's Katsura!" just as often.
92** A minor case with Gintoki when Sakamoto calls him "Kintoki."
93** When called a pedophile by Matako, Henpeita replies, "I'm not a pedophile, I'm a feminist."
94* In ''Anime/GirlsUndPanzerDasFinale'', Momo would like to clarify the she is not repeating a year, she just wasn't accepted into any universities yet.
95* ''Anime/GunXSword'': "Carul-san..." "Carmen, Carmen, Carmen 99!"
96* Assistant chief security maid Yashima Sanae in ''Manga/HanaukyoMaidTeam: La Vérité''. In Japan "Sanae" is normally a first name, so people often call her Sanae instead of Yashima. She always corrects them when they do so, telling them that Yashima is her first name and Sanae is her last name.
97* A RunningGag with Piwi from ''Manga/{{Helck}}'', who insists he's not a bird, despite looking like an oversized chick.
98* Sealand of ''Webcomic/HetaliaAxisPowers'' says, "Call me Sea-kun!" He also once requested, [[CheerfulChild bizarrely enough]], to be called "senpai."
99** "THIS IS WAR, AND YOU'RE WEARING A CAPE!" "It's a cloak, non?" from [[GagDub the dub.]]
100** Estonia is the [[TheTeamWannabe sixth and newest Nordic member]]! At least, in his own mind he is.
101** [[PlatonicLifePartners Czech Republic and Slovakia's]] eventual separation was ''not'' a divorce (even if that's the terminology used for countries that were once partnered[[note]]or "married"[[/note]] separating).
102* ''Manga/ICantBelieveISleptWithYou'': We learn the Landlady's family name early on. Later, we learn her full name, [[spoiler: Ritsuka Hara]]. But she insists that while they're under the contract, Chiyo keep calling her "Ms. Landlady".
103* In ''Manga/InitialD'', street racers and everyone involved in the subculture don't say "curves" or "turns", they say "corners," as in "tackle the corners," as Itsuki bluntly puts it to Takumi early on in the series. And you don't "race" opponents, you ''battle'' them.
104* In ''Manga/JojosBizarreAdventureJojolion'', when first introduced, Daiya says her Stand's name is "California King Bed-chan" in Japanese. It turns out this is actually its name rather than just Japanese Honorifics to signify her age.
105* Of course, the protagonist of ''Manga/KenichiTheMightiestDisciple'' would ''never'' run away from a fight. He may occasionally make a strategic withdrawal in order to stay alive, but run away? Never!
106* ''Anime/KillLaKill'': Aikuro will have you know that it's a DTR, not a Dotonbori Robo. [[SeriousBusiness And don't you dare tell him it doesn't matter. It does and he will gladly spell it out for you.]]
107* Yoshiko Tsushima, the resident ''{{Chuunibyou}}'' of ''Anime/LoveLiveSunshine'', has a FallenAngel persona named Yohane, and she always insists on being referred to as such instead of her real name. Everyone else calls her “Yoshiko” instead, [[DoNotCallMePaul much to her chagrin]].
108* In ''Anime/MagicalGirlLyricalNanohaAs'', Zafira insists that Arf refer to him as a "guardian beast" rather than as a familiar; Arf argues "It's the same damn thing!" Given that the Belkan magic system's terminology differs from the more common Mid-Childa system in many ways ("knights" instead of "mages"; "knight armor" instead of "barrier jackets"), Arf is probably correct that there's no actual difference.
109* ''Manga/MusukoGaKawaikuteShikataganaiMazokuNoHahaoya'': While people ignoring Merii's attempts to nickname them is a common occurrence, Teresa is the only one that is outright adamant about being referred to by her actual name, with her saying "It's Teresa" in response to Merii calling her Tere-san acting like a PhraseCatcher.
110* A more meta example: The cast of ''Manga/MyMonsterGirlsTooCoolForYou'' includes several {{youkai}}. While they are more properly called yukionna, nekomata and ningyu in Japanese mythology, the author insists in calling them "the snow youkai," "the cat youkai" and "the fish youkai," so as to avoid offending the actual youkai in question.
111* Ferry of ''Manga/MythicalBeastInvestigator'' is constantly correcting clients who assume she's a Mythical Beast Investigative '''Official''' -- she isn't that highly ranked, and hasn't undergone the necessary training to be considered an Official. Due to a shortage of Officials, the Investigators have been forced to send out trainees to do the peacekeeping work normally assigned to Officials. Ferry is only a ''member'' of the Mythical Beast Investigative Unit (though her membership grants her nearly all the same rights and privileges as a fully vetted Official).
112* ''Manga/{{Naruto}}'':
113** Sasuke corrects Deidara that his jutsu is called "Chidori", not "Raikiri" (Lightning Blade). "Chidori" is the formal jutsu name, and "Raikiri" is the nickname given to Kakashi's version. Initially this makes sense, as Raikiri was a further refined version that Kakashi created after years of practice. But Sasuke continues to call his version "Chidori" even after he's surely refined it just as much as Kakashi did, and also refers to all of his specialized variants of the technique as "Chidori [suffix]".
114** On a number of occasions, Shikamaru and Shikaku corrected their opponents by insisting that their technique is called Shadow Imitation Technique (Kagemane no Jutsu) and not Shadow Bind Technique (Kage Shibari no Jutsu). The Shadow Imitation Technique is more refined version of the older Shadow Bind.
115** In a flashback on the day of the Uchiha massacre, Sasuke's mother offered to help him with "shuriken practice" after school. Sasuke then insists, "It's not practice, it's training!" His choice of words is implied to reflect the desire that his efforts as a ninja in training be taken more seriously, since, when he was young, he felt as though he was living in the shadow of his brother.
116* Albireo Imma of ''Manga/NegimaMagisterNegiMagi'' likes his tournament alias of "Ku:Nel Sanders" so much that he requests everyone to call him by that name and will pretend to ignore you if you call him by his original name.
117* ''Manga/{{Noragami}}'': Even after releasing Mayu from his service, Yato continues to refer to her as Tomone, the name he gave her while he still served her. Mayu is [[DoNotCallMePaul understandably annoyed]]; referring to her as "Tomone" would imply she still served under him, and as she is not a Nora, it comes across as an insult.
118* ''Manga/OnePiece'': Sadi-chan insists on being referred to as such ("Miss Sadie" in the Viz manga)
119** In the Punk Hazard arc, the corrupt Vice-Admiral Vergo demands that Law call him "Vergo-san," a form of respect due to their shared past and Vergo's higher position in Doflamingo's empire, and beats the crap out of him whenever he doesn't. Ironically, the one time Law ''does'' call him "Vergo-san" is when [[spoiler:he regains his heart]], and before [[spoiler:proceeding to cut him in half]].
120* ''Anime/PokemonTheSeries'': Butch from the anime series constantly corrects those who get his name wrong. Everyone has mistaken his name for either "Biff", "Bill", "Bob", "Hutch", "Butcher", "Patch", "Botch", or "Chuck". Whenever his partner, Cassidy, gets it right, he accidentally corrects her with the wrong name. In the Japanese version, his name is "Kosaburo", and he's called "Kosanji" instead.
121** They also get orders from Dr. Nanba, who has the exact same problem as Butch.
122** As does Stephen (not Stef-AN or Steven but STEPH-an) in the ''Best Wishes'' saga.
123** Brandon demands that he be called "Brandon", not "Mister".
124** In ''Queen of the Serpentine'', one of Lucy's apprentices insists that Lucy be addressed as "Pike Queen Lucy".
125* Frazer in ''Anime/{{Pikaia}}'' will [[LargeHam LOUDLY]] correct anyone who doesn't call him "Captain Frazer", once he becomes the captain of a ship in the second season.
126* Kirika, of ''Manga/PuellaMagiOrikoMagica'' actually [[BerserkButton flies into a rage]] when Mami uses "affectionate" to describe Kirika's [[HoYay feelings]] toward Oriko. She thinks it's dismissive.
127-->"Those who show their love through words such as "like" or "affection" don't know the meaning of love!"
128** There is definitely some LostInTranslation here, considering the notorious ambiguity of the Japanese word ''suki''.
129* Hisa Takei of ''Manga/{{Saki}}'' insists that she is the president, not of the student council, but the student ''congress''.
130** Ikuno Akasaka of the Himematsu team doesn't like being referred to as the "interim" coach despite having gotten the position as a result of Coach Zenno being hospitalized.
131* In ''Manga/SlowStart'', Tamate doesn't like being called Tamate and would rather want people call her Tama. This is because of a grammatical issue—"Tamate" is short for "Tama-tebako," or "Jewel-chest," so she sees "Tamate" as cutting off her name mid-morpheme.
132* ''VisualNovel/SteinsGate'': The name of Future Gadget #8 is "[=PhoneWave=] (name subject to change)", because Okabe really dislikes the name "[=PhoneWave=]" and refuses to acknowledge it as permanent, but at least for the moment doesn't have a better idea. He ''will'' correct anyone who leaves the "name subject to change" off.
133* Mana from ''Manga/SuperDreadnoughtGirl4946'' is 49 meters, 46 centimeters tall. She is NOT [[AttackOfThe50FootWhatever 50 meters tall]].
134* Same thing in ''Anime/TenchiMuyo'': "No! I'm not gonna help you unless you call me Little Washu!" ("Washu-chan" in the Japanese version).
135** Greatly exaggerated in the minds of fans. Washu did this ''once'' in ''Tenchi Muyo! Ryo-Ohki,'' and six episodes later it came back to bite her on the butt when she discovered that Mihoshi had included it in her report. That hasn't stopped fanfic writers using it to death.
136* In ''Anime/TomicaHyperRescueDriveHeadKidouKyuukyuuKeisatsu'', Karigari will not be pleased just being called by name. He always has an overly-long title he insists people use, including the words "Genius Scientist" in there somewhere, but changes the rest around at whim.
137* ''Anime/YuGiOhGX'':
138** Manjoume has to constantly correct anyone who doesn't use honorifics when saying his name with "Manjoume-san da!" (translation: "That's ''Mr.'' Manjoume to you!"). Unfortunately for him, everyone mistakes this as "Manjoume sandaa", instead ("sandaa" being the Japanese pronunciation to the English world "thunder"). While he hasn't stopped with the correcting, "Manjoume Thunder" ''has'' embraced the mistake as part of his personal motto. In the dub, Manjoume's counterpart Chazz Princeton does the same thing, insisting everyone call him "''The'' [[SpellMyNameWithAThe Chazz]]".
139** Dr. Chronos was like this too. In the first season, he insisted on being called ''Doctor'' Chronos to anyone who addressed him otherwise. In the second season, he became Chancellor of the school, and while students managed to address him as "doctor" now, he insisted on being called by his new title. (By the fourth season, when he became Vice Chancellor, the students had much more respect for him, and this wasn't an issue anymore.)
140** This happened twice in the dub during Judai's duel with Princess Rose; she was annoyed when Kenzan referred to her Des Frogs as reptiles (frogs are ''amphibians'') and again when he called her D.3.S. Frog a toad. (Frogs are ''not'' toads.)
141* ''Anime/YuGiOhArcV'': Since the Japanese name for "Fusion" is "Yugou", a lot of people either mistake Yugo's name as "Yugou" or he thinks that they mispronounce their name even if they don't mean his name, he always says "Yugou ja ne, Yugo da! (It's not Fusion, it's Yugo!)". Yugo also has a habit of correcting other things, e.g. "It's not a (motor)bike, it's a D-Wheel", "It's not 'Kendama', it's 'Maken Dharma'!", etc.
142* Suzuka from ''Manga/YuYuHakusho'' somewhat fits this trope during his first appearance in the Dark Tournament. He insists on being called "The Beautiful Suzuka" and promises that anyone who doesn't refer to him as such will not live to repeat their mistake. When the foxgirl announcer Koto just calls him Suzuka, he shows his annoyance by hurling a razor sharp playing card at her head. She manages to duck as the card skewers the demon sitting behind her, scaring her enough to use Suzuka's title and constantly compliment him and his techniques during the match. And even once [[CallBack a whole two sagas later]].
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146* ''AudioPlay/BigFinishDoctorWho'', ''[[Recap/BigFinishDoctorWhoSpecialTheLastAdventure The Last Adventure]]'': In ''The End of the Line'', Norman keeps telling people that he is a 'senior customer service manager'; not a 'conductor', a 'ticket collector', or any of the other titles people address him as.
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149[[folder:Comedy]]
150* Scottish comedian Danny Bhoy once ran into a renowned UsefulNotes/{{Bollywood}} director at a bar, and wondered if he could ask him a question about Bollywood. The director became very angry and said that he considers "Bollywood" an offensive term, and that the proper term is "Indian Cinema". Danny profusely apologized, saying he had no idea, and wondered if he could still ask his question. The director gives him permission, so Danny asks "Why is... '''''Indian Cinema'''''... shit?". Needless to say, the director wasn't any happier now that Danny was using the proper term.
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153[[folder:Comic Books]]
154* ''ComicBook/{{Aquaman}}'': The titular hero ''doesn't'' "talk to fish." He ''telepathically commands''.
155* ''ComicBook/TheAvengers'': In ''ComicBook/TheCelestialMadonnaSaga'', Moondragon is quite insistent that she's a goddess due to her psychic training.
156* ''ComicBook/{{Batgirl}}'':
157** ''ComicBook/Batgirl2009'': Barbara Gordon refuses to call Stephanie Brown by the name "Batgirl" [[LegacyCharacter after she takes over the persona]]. This is for a variety of personal ''and'' professional reasons, and she always refers to Stephanie by her proper name or with various pronouns, always avoiding the actual word "Batgirl." When she finally ''does'' use the term Stephanie recognizes that this signifies her acceptance and approval, and it gives her the motivation to persevere when fighting the Scarecrow.
158** In ''ComicBook/Batgirl2011'', Barbara Gordon has to repeat several times her codename is Bat''girl'', not Bat''woman''.
159* ''ComicBook/Batman66'': The Bat-Signal Batman uses to call Batgirl isn't pink. It's "fuchsia".
160* ''ComicBook/BatmanSupermanWorldsFinest'': Batman is ticked off when he learns the ComicBook/DoomPatrol's leader routinely spies on heroes. Niles Caulder insists that he is merely "monitoring" them.
161-->'''Batman:''' You spy on heroes? As a matter of routine?\
162'''Niles Caulder:''' I prefer to think of it as monitoring allies and threats.
163* ''ComicBook/{{Batwoman}}'': Kate Kane makes it a point to remind everyone (especially her Dad) that [[GoodStepmother for all her great qualities]], Catherine Kane is her ''Step''mother.
164* ''ComicBook/BuffyTheVampireSlayer'': The Season 8 comics have Dawn cursed to turn into three things. She would like you to know that the second one was not a centaur, it was a centaurette, which is, as she defined it, a girl centaur.
165* ''ComicBook/CaptainCarrotAndHisAmazingZooCrew'': Yankee Poodle's civilian identity Rova Barkitt insists that she is not a gossip columnist, but a celebrity interviewer.
166* ''ComicBook/ChuckDixonsAvalon'': Fazer is ''not'' King Ace's sidekick. They're ''partners''. To his credit, Ace makes the same distinction.
167* ''ComicBook/DeathsHeadMarvelComics'': Death's Head is a freelance peacekeeping agent. Some call him bounty hunter, but never twice, [[VerbalTic yes?]]
168* ''ComicBook/TheDesertPeach'': Pfirsich Rommel wants you to know that his accessories are ''peach'' colored. Pink is tacky.
169* ''ComicBook/DisneyDucksComicUniverse'': Magica De Spell is not a witch, she's a ''sorceress''.
170** In Italian stories she insists she's not a ''strega'' (Italian for witch) but a ''fattucchiera'', as the latter term implies she's a ''professional'' user of magic - and [[CutLexLuthorACheck that's actually how she makes money]].
171** The story "Magica and the 7 Volcanic Witches" features the titular Volcanic Witches, who live close to volcanoes and calderas and draw their power from them... But Magica never refers to herself as one, and when talking of them to a member of that coven she always says "''your'' sisters". The end of the story [[JustifiedTrope reveals she's not a Volcanic Witch]] as they believed due her living on the Vesuvius but an ''Oceanic'' Witch that just happened to find living on a volcano useful for her goals.
172* ''ComicBook/TheFoxHunt'': The villain known as "The Mad Gadgeteer" would prefer to be referred to as simply "The Gadgeteer", with "Mad" giving off such an ''insane'' connotation and all.
173* ''Comicbook/GhostRider'': Antagonist and LegacyCharacter "The All-New Orb" literally always refers to himself with that full phrase. Others just call him "Orb" or "The Orb", but he's been very clear what he'd prefer to be known as.
174* ''ComicBook/GothamCityGarage'': Dick's electric batons are NOT called sticks. They're batons. Get it right.
175-->'''[[ComicBook/{{Nightwing}} Dick]]:''' Unless you count electric batons? Not a whole lot.\
176'''[[ComicBook/{{Supergirl}} Kara]]:''' Electric sticks are our only hope?\
177'''Dick:''' Batons. They're called batons.
178* ''ComicBook/GravityFallsLostLegends'': Ford's cursed trunk insists on calling comic books "graphic novels".
179* ''ComicBook/{{Hellboy}}'': The Nazi head-in-a-jar mad scientist Herman Von Klempt gets ''very upset'' if you call his ape a monkey.
180* ''ComicBook/{{Hound|2014}}'': Cú Cullan insists on calling the Gae Bolga by the epithet "The God-Killer".
181* ''ComicBook/TheIncredibleHulk'': In ''ComicBook/TheIncredibleHulk1968'', during the period when the Hulk was working as a Las Vegas mob enforcer under the name ComicBook/JoeFixit, his boss Michael Berengetti was often annoyed by out-of-towners calling the city “Vegas” in his presence. He wouldn’t explicitly say as much, but he would emphasize the proper name the next chance he got (i.e. “You must be new to ''Las'' Vegas.”)
182* ''ComicBook/{{Sting}}'': "Klarion... bum bum BUM.. the Witch-Boy!"
183* ''Magazine/{{Mad}}'': This is often used for humor. For example, one article described wealthy people's activities less bluntly than poor peoples' ("When you're poor, you vomit. When you're rich... you succumb to a sudden attack of nausea.") Another article tells people to think of others' behavior in worse terms than their own--others are pushy, while you are assertive.
184* ''ComicBook/NewAvengers2015:''
185** The Maker would rather his sycophantic insect men not refer to him as "Supreme Leader". It smacks of airs (never mind that the Maker is a SmugSnake as is).
186** SHIELD would ''never'' torture people. They'd never stoop so low! What Agent Garrett is planning to subject Songbird to are "EnhancedInterrogationTechniques".
187* ''ComicBook/{{Runaways}}'': Molly's code-name is '''Princess Powerful'''!
188* ''ComicBook/SamAndMaxFreelancePolice'': Max dislikes being called a rabbit, and instead prefers the term "Lagomorph" or "Hyperkinetic Rabbity Thing." He dislikes being called a "malefactor" too. But for ''really'' insistent terminology, just use a really weird or long word around him. He hates that even more.
189* ''ComicBook/{{The Sandman|1989}}'':
190** [[SerialKiller Fun-Land]]. "Not FUN! FUN-''LAND''!" This being The Sandman, it's actually pretty terrifying: the guy in question ''is'' a child-murdering sociopath hiding behind the mask of an amiable, slightly goofy fat guy who stalks his "prey" in [[MeaningfulName amusement parks]].
191** When Destruction got into a conversation with a denizen of a necropolis, the other person mentioned that they insist on referring to the dead they prepare for funeral rites as "clients" and not just "bodies". Destruction compliments them for their respect for the dead, contrasting them with the previous necropolis which did not share the same reverence for the deceased.
192* ''ComicBook/SpiderMan'':
193** Spidey has been known to correct villains who call him an insect, pointing out that spiders are technically arachnids.
194** He's also a stickler (as are his publishers) for including the hyphen in his name. He can ''hear'' it if you leave it out.
195* ''ComicBook/SuperDinosaur'': Elliot insists that he be called by his codename of the week.
196* ''ComicBook/{{Superman}}'':
197** In ''ComicBook/WhoIsSuperwoman'', ComicBook/{{Supergirl}} finds out her mother Alura is spying on the Earth's army. Alura and her secretary point out repeatedly they were not "spying" on humans but merely "monitorizing" them.
198--->'''Thara Ak-Var:''' On your mother's '''orders''', my team was monitoring '''certain''' human military channels before we left Earth.\
199'''Kara:''' You were '''spying''' on the military?\
200'''Lyra Kam-Par:''' '''Monitoring''' them.
201** ''ComicBook/{{Bizarrogirl}}'': When Jimmy calls Bizarrogirl "Bizarro Supergirl", she growls: "It am '''Bizarrogirl''', ComicBook/JimmyOlsen!"
202** ''ComicBook/TheSupermanAdventures'': Granny Goodness says Scott Free didn't "escape" her orphanage. "He just hasn't been here since then."
203** ''ComicBook/PowerGirl2009'': They are not "monsters," they are G.E.L.F.s. It is not that hard to remember.
204* ''ComicBook/TopTen'':
205** Vampires in Neopolis prefer [[NotUsingTheZWord not to say the Z word]]; One, when called a vampire, insists he's "a Hungarian-American with an inherited medical condition."
206** Robots, who are victims of FantasticRacism, tend to insist on being acknowledged as "Ferro-Americans" or "Post-Organics".
207* ''ComicBook/TransformersTransTech'': Shockwave will have you know he's not "evil", he's "morally ambiguous".
208* ''ComicBook/{{Varmints}}'': Opie insists she and Ned "borrowed" the large bearded man's horse when it's clear that they stole it.
209* ''ComicBook/WonderWoman'':
210** ''ComicBook/WonderWoman1942'': Queen Clea insists on being called a Queen long after she's been deposed and stripped of the title.
211** ''ComicBook/WonderWoman2006'': Nemesis in "Who Is Wonder Woman?":
212--->'''Sarge Steel:''' ... You'd still be one of Circe's pigboys.\
213'''Nemesis:''' Wolfmen. A small but important distinction.
214[[/folder]]
215
216[[folder:Comic Strips]]
217* ''ComicStrip/BloomCounty'':
218** Opus takes a job as a garbageman, but insists on being called a "waste-management artisan" instead.
219** In another strip, he takes a job as a cartoonist, but objects to that term, preferring to be called a "comic artist" or "comic creator". (He settles for "stripper".)
220* ''ComicStrip/CalvinAndHobbes''
221** "Calvin the BOLD demands he be addressed properly."
222** "You seem to have mistaken me for some mild mannered youth! I am STUPENDOUS MAN!"
223* ''ComicStrip/{{Garfield}}'':
224** Garfield never forgets. [[http://www.garfield.com/comic/1986/07/30 He just has]] "convenient lapses of memory".
225** [[http://www.garfield.com/comic/2009/04/15 Garfield is not lazy, he's "sedentary". "Which is classy lazy".]]
226** [[https://garfield.com/comic/2017/10/02 Garfield won't call it laziness]] even if he fails to come up with another way to call it.
227--->'''Garfield:''' Some call this laziness. I call it... whatever another word for laziness is.
228** [[https://garfield.com/comic/2018/04/18 Garfield says]] "Cats don't scurry. Cats stroll.".
229** [[https://www.gocomics.com/garfield/2020/12/07 Garfield didn't lie to Santa about being good.]] He "embellished". The next panel shows he claimed to have "rescued puppies from a burning orphanage".
230** [[https://www.gocomics.com/garfield/2021/01/25 "Some call it yawning,"]] Garfield calls it "sleep warm-ups".
231* One ''ComicStrip/{{Peanuts}}'' strip where Snoopy's three brothers came to visit him has two examples in one strip, as they are in the waiting room:
232-->'''Andy:''' If we're brothers, how come I'm so furry, Spike is so skinny, and Olaf is so fat?\
233'''Spike:''' I'm not skinny, I'm ''trim''!\
234'''Olaf:''' And I'm not fat!\
235'''Spike:''' You're not fat?\
236'''Olaf:''' I'm roly-poly!
237* ''ComicStrip/USAcres'':
238** [[http://garfield.com/us-acres/1991-06-29 Booker was afraid he and a worm would fall off a cliff. From that height, the worm believed "'plummet' would be more like it".]]
239** [[http://garfield.com/us-acres/1992-11-21 Whenever it rains, Bo says it's "partly dry."]]
240[[/folder]]
241
242[[folder:Fan Works]]
243!!!{{Crossover}}s
244* In ''Fanfic/TheBridge'':
245** Xenilla/Spacegodzilla is very insistent on calling the Crystal Empire royals what they are
246--->'''Xenilla''': I'm eager to see this... crystal empire of yours, Empress.\
247'''Cadance''': Princess!\
248'''Xenilla''': Considering the architecture of your land Consort-\
249'''Shining Armor''': Prince.\
250'''Xenilla''': -Prince Consort.
251** Grand King Ghidorah gets pissed if anyone just calls him Ghidorah.
252* ''Fanfic/CrossCases'': From Sam's perspective, all magic users are witches, and he habitually keeps referring to Harry as a witch even after multiple corrections from Harry. In the Dresdenverse's magical community, 'witch' is a term that has largely fallen into disuse ever since the Salem Witch Trials and is now only occasionally used to refer to minor talents, and a minor talent Harry is ''not''.
253* The species of Gods and Demons in ''Fanfic/DivineBlood'' were named such by the humans.
254-->'''Morrigan''': I've never claimed to be the Creator of the universe. We started to interact with you, and you called us 'God'. Eventually we just kept having to respond to that and it became the name of the species. As far as I am concerned, the definition of 'God' is my species. And since I am a member of my species, I am not a false god.
255* In ''Fanfic/TheEchoRanger'', whenever someone calls Izuku a Power Ranger, he tacks on "in training". At least when he doesn't try to deny it.
256* ''Fanfic/EquestriaGirlsFriendshipSouls'':
257** Clover is very insistent on the security constructs in the sewars ''not'' being robots... despite her boss Starswirl having programmed them to go "beep-boop", and that their attacks aren't lasers.
258** [[spoiler:Adagio]] is insistent that her Arrancar subordinates are "vassals", not "friends". She gets lightly called out on this concerning her relationship with Ember, with it being noted if she can't honestly call her a friend after everything they've done for each other what chance does she have of doing so for anyone else? And she only ''very'' reluctantly admits to that particular case for the sake of her own pride.
259** [[spoiler:Bowtie of the Zero Division]] is so obsessed with the language of his birth country, Japan, that he's the reason for the GratutiousJapanese all over Soul Society, including using the Japanese versions of his own name and the names of his fellow [[spoiler:Zero Division]] members. Medley, in turn, makes it clear that she prefers the English version.
260* ''Fanfic/FateRevelationOnline'':
261** Shirou, Illya, and Grimlock, the only actual mages from the real world, all use correct terminology. Most players refer to their spells as magic, but those three only ever call it magecraft, as True Magic is something entirely different. Illya gets a reputation for somehow knowing exactly how the thaumaturgy system works despite never speaking to a trainer, while Grimlock gets a reputation for constantly correcting everyone on their terminology.
262** On the other side of things, Diabel, Sasha, and Thinker are all careful ''not'' to call the children trapped in the game "orphans." After all, their parents aren't dead or missing, they are just separated from them. Diabel is able to change the player name for their domicile from "the orphanage" to "the boarding school." He hopes this will reduce their trauma and help them reintegrate into society once the game is cleared.
263* ''Fanfic/FatesCollide'':
264** Weiss Schnee asks Gilgamesh about his weapon collection. He says he has a ''treasure'' collection.
265** Edmond Dantes insists he be addressed as "The Count of Monte Cristo, The King of the Cavern, The Vengeance Grimm" every time. Nobody humors him.
266** When Astolfo is called annoying, he says he prefers the term "eccentric".
267* ''Fanfic/GoddessRebornChronicle'': A lot of things are called demons in English-speaking countries, regardless of whether they're demons or not. It's noted that English lacks a good word for what to call them as a collective whole. This is, of course, present in the original works as well.
268* ''Fanfic/AndIWillBurnForYou'':
269** In ''For What, For All But Myself'', soon after they discover that [[MisterSeahorse Jiang Cheng]] is carrying a baby and not possessed by some sort of parasite/spirit, Jiang Cheng mostly refers to it as "the heir". Wei Wuxian calls him on it at one point. By Chapter 21, though, he does think of it as a baby a couple of times, and by chapter 22 it’s consistently "the baby" in his head instead. He thinks of it as the baby or even as his son for the rest of the pregnancy.
270** In "The Shadow Lingers", Jiang Cheng is trying to get his son to call him ''Jiujiu'' (uncle) instead of ''diedie'' (dad). [[spoiler: He is heavily implied to have done the same thing to his nephew, Jin Ling]].
271* In ''Fanfic/HorseshoesAndHandGrenades'',, Jormungandr does not hand out "contracts", but "blessings". [[spoiler: JK states it doesn't matter--Jormungandr would just take over him no matter what he called it.]]
272* In [[https://fanfiction.net/s/11567521/2/ the first chapter]] of ''Fanfic/IsYourGreatAuntAnAI'', SelfDemonstrating/GLaDOS insists on calling magic [[FunWithAcronyms Will-based Transmogrification Force]], partially because she thinks "magic" implies a lack of scientific understanding and partially because her initial reactions to it were a confused "What the fuck?"
273* In ''Fanfic/ImpenetrableWalls'', Wei Wuxian is insistent that the books he's looking at aren't ''porn'', they're ''dual cultivation manuals''. Okay, then.
274* In ''Fanfic/KyonBigDamnHero'', Kanae insists Kyon call her by her [[FirstNameBasis first name]] instead of her [[LastNameBasis last name]].
275** Later, Achakura insists on calling Nonoko "[[MagicalGirl Magical Radiant Nonoko]]".
276** Yakuza pretty consistently refer to themselves as "ninkyo dantai" ("chivalrous organization") and to rivals as "boryokudan" ("violence group").
277* In ''Fanfic/{{Origins}}'', a ''Franchise/MassEffect''[=/=]''Franchise/StarWars''[[spoiler:[=/=]''[=Borderlands=]''[=/=]''[=Halo=]'']] MassiveMultiplayerCrossover, a reader might wonder what's with the talk about "lightstaffs" and "Current" which [[DoesThisRemindYouOfAnything clearly resembles something else]], especially with Star Destroyers in the background. [[spoiler:You're right, it's the Force, forgotten, rediscovered, and renamed over millions of years of time passing when the Eridians decided to screw with the galaxies]].
278* ''Fanfic/PeterParkerNeedsAHug'': [[TheStoic Batman]] calls Peter's spider-sense his "precognitive danger-sensing ability". Everyone else calls it spidey-sense.
279* ''Fanfic/APossibleEncounterForAPhantom'': When Danny first meets the monkey ninjas, he asks Kim if they're ninja monkeys and she replies "monkey ninjas".
280* In ''[[https://www.fanfiction.net/s/7665632/40/Potter-s-Protector Potter's Protector]]'' Rowena Ravenclaw's magical echo is quite insistent that the diadem she created is ''not'' a tiara.
281* In ''[[https://www.fanfiction.net/s/11689576/1/Raptor Raptor]]'', Literature/HarryPotter is very insistent that his raptor pack is trained, not tamed; the difference is both distinct and critical. An important example of the difference is shown when Dr. Wu shows his back to Talon despite knowing she doesn't like him. Talon leaps at him and only Harry keeps her from killing the man.
282* ''Fanfic/RWBYEpicOfRemnant'': When Blake Belladonna calls Hassan of the Cursed Arm a murderer, he says he prefers Assassin.
283* In ''Fanfic/ASkitteringHeart'' a ''Literature/{{Worm}}[=/=]Franchise/KingdomHearts'' crossover, after Assault forgets Taylor’s cape name (Portunes) when giving a TV interview after meeting her he calls her Keynote. Everyone subsequently calls Taylor Keynote despite her attempts to correct them.
284* In ''Fanfic/TheStoryToEndAllStories'', Poirot angrily asserts that he is not French, he is Belgian.
285* In ''Fanfic/SuperheroRPF'' mentioning that Loki stole someone's power, will be corrected by little old him, that he just ''borrowed'' it. Interestingly he doesn't have a problem with the word ''steal'' in any other context.
286* In ''WebAnimation/TurnaboutStorm'', [[Franchise/AceAttorney Phoenix Wright]] gets called out quite a few times for not using the word [[WesternAnimation/MyLittlePonyFriendshipIsMagic pony]]. At first it's for calling Twilight Sparkle a horse, [[IAmNotWeasel getting corrected inmediately after it]], and the next time is for using the word guy instead of pony. Phoenix doesn't seem too amused by this.
287-->'''Phoenix Wright:''' ''[[FirstPersonSmartass (Well excuse me, I didn't take "Hooked on Ponyics")]]''
288** Also, the ladders/stepladders gag.
289* ''Fanfic/WonderfulMazinja'': When Taylor wants to block an attack, her team morphs into a jelly-like wall. She calls it a bunker, and she gets annoyed because people keeps calling it a flan.
290-->A quick command, and the group morphed into the Wonder Bunker (it was NOT a flan dammit why did people keep calling it that).
291
292!!!''TabletopGame/BattleTech''
293* In ''Fanfic/DavionAndDavionDeceased'' the SLDF have a tradition of reacting poorly to anyone copying their Powered Armour. The AFFS programme to develop an armoured combat exoskeleton is therefore designated Battle Armour rather than Powered Armour.
294
295!!!''ComicStrip/CalvinAndHobbes''
296* In ''Fanfic/CalvinAndHobbesTheSeries'', when the titular duo encounter two hawks in a tree, all of whom are in a tornado, the elder hawk refuses to call tornadoes by their name (only referring to them as "cyclones"). This ends up becoming a downplayed and PlayedForLaughs version of PoorCommunicationKills.
297
298!!!''Literature/TheChroniclesOfNarnia''
299* In ''[[https://archiveofourown.org/works/26313829 To Calormen and the South]]'', Eena keeps insisting that what she and Sallowpad are up to in Calormen is ''spying''.
300
301!!!''Franchise/DoctorWho''
302* ''WebVideo/TheBuggerAnthology'': Dalek Sec takes offense at the Cyber-Leader referring to the Void Ship he and the other Daleks came out of as a sphere.
303--> '''Dalek Sec:''' [[AC:It is not a sphere. ''It is a Void Ship.'']]
304
305!!!''WesternAnimation/{{Encanto}}''
306* In ''Fanfic/TheMouseInTheWalls'', Bruno/Ratón repeatedly insists that the rats he bunks with are "mice", not "rats".
307
308!!!''Franchise/FinalFantasy''
309* ''Fanfic/UsAndThem'': Jessie prefers to be called a "computer guru" rather than a hacker.
310
311!!!''Franchise/FireEmblem''
312* ''Fanfic/FireEmblemThreeHousesFifthPath'':
313** A minor running gag is magic users insisting that they are mages not wizards.
314** Sothis insists that she's nine and a half years old, not eight. This in spite of the fact that she's ReallySevenHundredYearsOld.
315
316!!!''Franchise/HarryPotter''
317* In ''Fanfic/ThreeSlytherinMarauders'', it's {{Lampshaded}} how Dumbledore and other members of the Hogwarts staff often use words like "pranks" and "schoolboy spirits" for what normal people know as "bullying."
318* In ''Fanfic/TheDogfather'', Harry is HappilyAdopted by a muggle family, the [=MacIntyres=], after the Dursleys refuse to take him in. After he gets his Hogwarts letter and starts interacting with the Wizarding World, he runs into a lot of people who address him as Harry Potter, and every time he politely but firmly reminds them that "It's [=MacIntyre=], actually."
319* In ''Fanfic/LilyAndTheArtOfBeingSisyphus'', Wizard Lenin asserts on multiple occasions that he has a name. It is Tom Riddle. Or Lord Voldemort if you feel like groveling a bit. But, no, Lily knows that it doesn't fit his sense of gravitas- he is Wizard Lenin and ''Wizard Lenin'' he shall be.
320* In ''Fanfic/{{Moratorium}}'', Harry doesn't have friends, she has ''alliances''.
321
322!!!''VideoGame/HeroesOfTheStorm''
323* ''Fanfic/HeroesOfTheDesk'': The Strategic Prevention, Extraction, and Ablation Regiment calls what appears to be, [[MagicByAnyOtherName for all intents and purposes, magic]], "Functional Supernatural Phenomena". They do, however, believe in SufficientlyAnalyzedMagic as per ClarksThirdLaw unless they absolutely ''must'' fall back on AWizardDidIt.
324
325!!!''VideoGame/HonkaiImpact3rd''
326* In ''Fanfic/SnippetsOfSirinShariacsLife'' Sirin insists on being a St. Freya Valkyrie and not one of Schicksal. When asked on the difference she just replies that she doesn't like the Overseer.
327
328!!!''WesternAnimation/InvaderZim''
329* ''Fanfic/BecomingATrueInvader'': Gaz doesn't have a diary, she has a "vendetta list".
330
331!!!''ComicBook/TheLeagueOfExtraordinaryGentlemen''
332* In the ''[[Fanfic/ThePrivateDiaryOfElizabethQuatermain Elizabeth Quatermain]]'' universe, Elizabeth's father Allan narrates the events from his own separate side volume, in which he refuses to refer to Elizabeth and her half-brother Harry as anything other than Daughter and Son. In the main storyline, meanwhile, Skinner has a good half-dozen nicknames for Elizabeth, but uses her real name only once.
333
334!!!''Franchise/TheLegendOfZelda''
335* ''Fanfic/{{Displaced|TheLegendOfZelda}}'': Link insists on referring to teleportation as "glowy-string travel," since it involves dissolving into countless glowing strings of light. Zelda, more reasonably, insists on referring to it as "warping."
336
337!!!''Manga/LoveHina''
338* ''Fanfic/AnAlternateKeitaroUrashima'': After realizing that Haruka's supporting Granny Hina's manipulative attempts to force him to take over the Inn, Keitaro starts pointedly calling her ''Aunt'' Haruka, much to her frustration.
339
340!!!''WesternAnimation/MiraculousLadybug''
341* ''Fanfic/FashionUpgrade'': Marinette makes certain to remind anyone who brings up 'her' fashion show that the show belongs to ''her class'', not her and her alone. This is not only because Mendeleive's class actually has TeamSpirit and has contributed greatly to the project, but also because Bustier's class had the tendency to dump most of the work on Marinette due to a bad case of ConservationOfCompetence.
342* ''Webcomic/ScarletLady'': As part of Mme. Bustier's [[SelectiveObliviousness refusal to acknowledge]] how [[SpoiledBrat Chloé]] treats her classmates, she insists on claiming that they're all "friends". She also attempts to 'correct' Zoé by claiming "bullying" is too strong a term for her behavior... only for Zoé to reveal she knows about her history because Chloé ''bragged about'' how she bullied everyone.
343
344!!!''WesternAnimation/MyLittlePonyFriendshipIsMagic''
345* ''Fanfic/DeathIsForcedToTakeAVacation'': Fall Harvest insists he is a winged unicorn, not an alicorn (he has wings but only a unicorn's magic, nothing from a pegasus or Earth pony). [[BlatantLies He’s lying, of course.]]
346* ''Fanfic/TheDemesneOfTheReluctantTwilightSparkle'': It's ''Doctor Princess'' Twilight Sparkle.
347* ''Fanfic/EarthAndSky'': It's ''Doctor'' Twilight Sparkle these days.
348* ''Fanfic/EscapeFromTheMoon'': In the later sequel ''Scavenge for the Future'', Spliced Genome corrects people who call her "doctor", since she never actually earned her medical degree.
349* ''Fanfic/TheGreatAlicornHunt'': Discord would like to remind everypony that Malfunziona is a ''lesser'' draconequus.
350* ''Fanfic/HarmonyTheory'': Rainbow Dash finds herself a thousand years in the future. Cutie Marks are now called Talent Glyphs. Rainbow adamantly calls them Cutie Marks, claiming Talent Glyph just sounds wrong.
351* ''Fanfic/TheImmortalGame'': Many characters repeatedly state that "titles are important". The best example is [[TheDragon Esteem]], who uses it so much that it's practically his catchphrase (considering the [[TheFightingNarcissist character]], it's probably to remind everyone that he's both a knight and a General).
352* ''Fanfic/{{Living the Dream|Kickass222urmom}}'': [[StalkerWithACrush Zorrow]] does not "spy" on Applejack, He "observes" her.
353* ''Fanfic/MyBravePonyStarfleetMagic'': The Grand Ruler is referred to as a "Three-Horned Winged Unicorn", rather than a tricorn.
354* ''Fanfic/ThePiecesLieWhereTheyFell'': Evergreen Road [[spoiler:is not a ''corrupt'' priest, he is a ''fraud'' priest]]. Night Blade is sometimes like this too, preferring the term "Nox pony" over "bat pony".
355* ''Fanfic/RainbowDoubleDashsLunaverse:'' The villains of ''Nightmares Yet to Come'' are ''not'' a cult, even if they look, dress and act like one. One of their number clarifies it -- a cult worships someone, and they don't worship anyone.
356* ''WebVideo/ScootertrixTheAbridged'':
357** Rarity always corrects "noodles" to "spaghetti noodles". (In reality, there's no consensus on the distinction between spaghetti and noodles). Spike makes the same correction in episode 13.
358** Celestia is very insistent on the correct pronunciation of "Grand Galloping Gala"[[note]] As in the hammiest way possible.[[/note]] (although it's also likely that she's doing it on purpose to mess with Luna).
359* ''Fanfic/SophisticationAndBetrayal'': Rarity gets very frustrated whenever her boyfriend refers to elbow gloves as "socks". A fact he occasionally deliberately takes advantage of.
360* ''Audioplay/TalesOfAJunkTownPonyPeddler'': Prodigious Peddler makes it very clear that his name is "Prodigious Peddler", not "Peddler", and definitely not "Peddles".
361* ''WebVideo/UltraFastPony''. The episode "Gelatin Swingsets" has a running gag with Sweetie Belle and Scootaloo arguing over the proper shortened form of "gelatin": "jelly" or "jello".
362* ''Fanfic/UnderTheNorthernLights'': Most characters refer to [[spoiler:Wiglek the Wicked]] as a draugr or a generic undead; Twilight insists that he is properly speaking a lich. [[spoiler:Since only one lich ever existed and will ever exist -- only Luna can create liches, she only made the one back in her bad old days and has no intention of making more -- she fails to make much headway in convincing people that they should use "lich" as a category of things.]]
363* ''Fanfic/TheVinylScratchTapes'': Octavia doesn't have a ''band''; she is part of an ''ensemble''.
364
365!!!''Franchise/{{Naruto}}''
366* In ''WebVideo/NarutoTheAbridgedComedyFandubSpoofSeriesShow'', Sasuke's brother Itachi as always referred to as just that:
367-->'''Sasuke:''' Damn you, Sasuke's brother. I shall [[RoaringRampageOfRevenge get you back]]. Somehow...
368* In ''Fanfic/{{Vapors}}'' Aiko Uzumaki refers to Kakashi as "shishou," and ''only'' Kakashi. When Jiraiya tries to make him call her that, she snaps at him and only uses "sensei".
369
370!!!''Franchise/NeonGenesisEvangelion''
371* ''Fanfic/RiseOfTheMinisukas'': Ritsuko does not care whatever Misato says: Nerv did NOT loot the Jet Alone's N2 reactor. They merely "reappropiated" it.
372-->'''Ritsuko:''' Yes, well thanks to the N2 reactor we 'reappropriated' after the Jet Alone incident we have some power to work with.[...]\
373'''Misato:''' You mean looted right?\
374'''Ritsuko:''' Call it whatever you want, neither the UN nor JHCI are getting it back.\
375''(Later)''\
376'''Ritsuko:''' Sorry to interrupt your tearful reunion-- but our reappropriated-,\
377'''Misato:''' Looted.\
378'''Ritsuko:''' -reappropriated N2 reactor is showing signs of instability.
379
380!!!''Series/OddSquad''
381* ''Fanfic/MyDreamIsYours'': True to her name, Jamie Jam gets ''very'' touchy about people saying that she attacks people and objects with a substance other than jam.
382-->'''Jamie Jam:''' Look, it's very simple. When I say "knock, knock", you're supposed to say "Who's there?". "Who's there". That's it. That's all there is to it. Just say "who's there".\
383'''Ohlm:''' But why would I say "who's there"? You're right there! I know who you are! You're that villain who sprays jelly all over everything!\
384'''Jamie Jam:''' ''JAM! I SPRAY JAM! NOT JELLY!''
385
386!!!''Franchise/OnePiece''
387* In ''[[https://www.fanfiction.net/s/11920206/7/Fighting-for-the-Future Fighting for the Future]]'', Luffy spends quite some time insisting he's simply a "concerned citizen". As a result, after beating Arlong he's in the paper, not as the newest bounty, but being hailed as a hero for taking down such dangerous threats.
388* ''Fanfic/OpeningTheBox'': This is PlayedForDrama when Usopp repeatedly insists that ''he'' didn't help the other Straw Hats at Enies Lobby. It was all Sogeking's doing, not him. Sanji doesn't understand ''why'' he keeps making this distinction; Usopp actually explaining his reasoning doesn't make him any happier, either.
389* In ''Fanfic/ThisBites'', Cross objects to being called a kid or brat, being 18. He also objects to Vivi's nickname for him, Mister Jeremiah, which comes across as implying he's much older than he is. The insistence ends in Chapter 18, when he finally gives up.
390
391!!!''Franchise/{{Persona}}''
392* In ''Fanfic/StartAgain'', Goro prefers "rage fugue" over "psychotic breakdown" to describe Loki's ability against Shadows. Makoto admits that it's more fitting because "psychotic" is a clinical term and doesn't match up with the observed behavior of the victims.
393
394!!!''Anime/PrettyCure''
395* ''Fanfic/PrettyCurePerfumePreppy'':
396** Chiara Auriville[=/=]Cure Vanilla insists that she is "[[ACupAngst just in development]]" every time someone calls her "flat".
397** And in episode 15...
398--->'''Ayameko:''' [[PunctuatedForEmphasis IT! WASN'T! A! DATE!]] Just a stupid fancy dinner! Nothing else!
399
400!!!''WebOriginal/ProtectorsOfThePlotContinuum''
401* ''Fanfic/ThingsIAmNotAllowedToDoAtThePPC'': Regardless of how much people insist otherwise, graffiti, bloodstains, stick-on sparkles, and paper chains made out of paperwork won't be reclassified as being "community service art project(s)".
402
403!!!''Franchise/SpyroTheDragon''
404* ''Fanfic/ThePortal'': Static, being a human in a yellow dragon's body, tends to refer to the dragons as "lizards", something that Blizzard and Spyro both call him out for.
405
406!!!''Franchise/StarTrek''
407* ''Fanfic/RocketshipVoyager'': Janeway denies that, early in her career, she participated in a mutiny against the ''Valkyrie''[='s=] mad Captain Qu. Instead, she and the others "detained our officers". Notably, the same wording was used in their successful legal defense.
408* ''Fanfic/StepByStep'': Kirk insists throughout the fic that he does not believe in luck, until the ending lines.
409-->''It's fortunate, he thinks fuzzily, just before dreams usher him away, that Fate decided to present one mostly-deserving captain with two such trustworthy subordinates-and-friends. Oh, who is he kidding. He is a very lucky man, and he knows it.''
410
411!!!''Franchise/StarWars''
412* ''Fanfic/LimpetAU'': When Vader is sulky or pouty or idly bored, he insists that he's "meditating" instead.
413* ''Fanfic/TarkinsFist'': Imperial blasters are repeatedly referred to as phasers by Earth characters. Likely a case of a nickname sticking as an official name for lack of a better alternative.
414
415!!!''Franchise/TeenageMutantNinjaTurtles''
416* ''Fanfic/TeenageMutantNinjaTurtlesOutOfTheShadows'': Even after Splinter's mutation into a rat, Kasumi makes it a point to exclusively refer to him by his human name, Hamato Yoshi.
417
418!!!''Franchise/{{Transformers}}''
419* ''Fanfic/{{Eugenesis}}'' takes a moment out of the narrative to note that [[AxCrazy Straxus]] used to insist the Harvester Units (machines designed to find bodies and take them to the smelting pools to be melted) were ''Sanitation Units''.
420
421!!!''TabletopGame/Warhammer40000''
422* In ''Fanfic/{{Everqueen}}'', the Emperor insists he is not a god, and neither is anyone else.
423
424!!!''Literature/{{Worm}}''
425* ''Fanfic/{{Wyvern}}'': Taylor is very firm on the point that her alternate form as a two-legged, winged, fire-breathing reptile is a ''wyvern'', not a ''dragon'', and tends to pointedly correct people when they slip up on this matter.
426
427!!!''Franchise/XMen''
428* ''Fanfic/TheDarwinChronicles'': Scott's new bike is not a "bike". It is a "sophisticated driving machine".
429-->'''Jean:''' Logan, is this Scott's new bike? The Harley A-Rod or something?\
430'''Scott:''' It's not really a bike, Jean. It's a Harley VRSCA V-Rod with a 115 hp Revolution V-twin engine. It's really far above a bike. It's to motorcycles what the Blackbird is to planes. It's not a bike, it's a sophisticated driving machine.
431* By the end of the ''[[http://archiveofourown.org/series/82162 Stars From Home]]'' series, Scott is HappilyAdopted and won't let anyone refer to Chris Summers as his dad. Charles is his dad, Chris is his father. (He does relent and let [[LikeBrotherAndSister Ororo]] refer to Chris as his "back-up dad".)
432* In ''Fanfic/XMenTheEarlyYears'', ComicBook/{{Cyclops}} resents being called "Satan". He insists on "Incarnation of Evil".
433-->"Please, anyone but him! He's an agent of Satan!"\
434Scott rolled his eyes. "Incarnation of Evil please. I'd like to think I have the major religions covered."
435* In ''X-Men: Revolution'' (Which has since been renamed), Betsy Braddock repeatedly insists on being called 'English, not British, its a common misconception' whenever someone refers to them as the former. This was because two readers complained about the stereotypes used in characterizing her and any non-American characters used, with one telling them that 'British' is an incorrect term, especially when referring to them, and she rewrote the entire story to remove the stereotypes, and for her added this. Betsy's brother Brian, however, doesn't have a problem being referred to as 'Captain Britain', due to it being his self picked title. Ironically, Betsy once served in the role.
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438[[folder:Films — Animated]]
439* In ''WesternAnimation/AMonsterInParis'', Raoul's coat isn't ''made of straw''; it's made of a very expensive material! [[spoiler: Although eventually Raoul gives in and admits that, yes, it's made of straw.]]
440* ''WesternAnimation/AtlantisTheLostEmpire'': This line by Rourke: [[spoiler:"Mercenary? I prefer the term 'adventure capitalist'."]]
441* In ''WesternAnimation/BatmanVsTheTeenageMutantNinjaTurtles'':
442** Donatello and Batgirl have different terms for the chemical compound that mutates people into animal-like creatures. Donnie calls it "ooze" while Batgirl calls it "mutagen". They keep this up with the formula they create to reverse the affects of the transformation; Donnie calls it "anti-ooze" and Batgirl calls it "retro-mutagen".
443** The Joker makes an announcement over the Arkham intercom after taking over the asylum, playing up the roll as the new head of the hospital. He then calls for his "nurse" Harley to continue his latest plan. She simply stands there glaring at him until the Joker finally relents and calls her "Doctor Quinzel".
444-->'''Harley:''' Ya damn straight! (''mutters to herself'') Eight years of college, a three year residency, and he says ''[[DudeWheresMyRespect “Nurse”]]''!
445* The Adelita Twins from ''WesternAnimation/TheBookOfLife'' didn't "fight" in the revolution, they "Won".
446* ''WesternAnimation/{{Brave}}'': She's not a witch; she's a woodcarver. A witch. Woodcarver! Witch! WOODCARVER!
447* ''WesternAnimation/TheEmperorsNewGroove''
448** "We've been through this... It's a HARP. and you know it."
449** "That's a harp... and that's a dress." "''ROBE.''"
450* In ''WesternAnimation/TheGreatMouseDetective'', Ratigan is not a rat, he's a big mouse. You will be fed to Felicia if you say this.
451* In ''WesternAnimation/KuboAndTheTwoStrings'', in her form as "Mr. Monkey," Monkey was most definitely ''not'' a "toy." She was a charm.
452* In ''WesternAnimation/LiloAndStitch'', Jumba does not appreciate being called an "idiot scientist".
453-->I prefer to be called '''evil genius!'''
454* Never call the titular heroine of Disney's ''WesternAnimation/{{Moana}}'' a "princess" -- she is the "chief's daughter," and, no, they are '''not''' the same.
455* ''WesternAnimation/{{Mulan}}'': "Dragon, ''dragon'', [[IAmNotWeasel not lizard]]! I don't do that tongue thing." ([[HypocriticalHumor Then he does it.]])
456* ''WesternAnimation/TheNutJob2NuttyByNature'': The briefcases full of money the Mayor receives aren't bribes. They're "[[BlatantLies campaign contributions]]".
457* ''WesternAnimation/OverTheHedge'':
458** Verne is a reptile. Not an amphibian. He'll be quick to tell you that.
459** Gets a CallBack when Dwayne sniffs, initially saying, "Amphibian" - Verne mutters, "Reptile", but to his surprise, Dwayne says, "No... ''reptile''!" It's an EstablishingCharacterMoment for Dwayne, indicating he knows his stuff when it comes to extermination.
460* In ''WesternAnimation/PhineasAndFerbTheMovieAcrossThe2ndDimension'', Doof-1 described Monogram-2 as a slave. Monogram-2 said he was an 'indentured executive assistant', which is how Doof-2 later called him.
461** Also, Monogram-1 said he was ''sweating through his eyes'' instead of crying. Buford had previously used that terminology in the series.
462* ''WesternAnimation/ThePrincessAndTheFrog'': "It's not slime, it's mucus!"
463* ''WesternAnimation/ScoobyDooAndTheLochNessMonster:'' Duncan the dock master gets very irritated when Fred says "lake" instead of "loch."
464* A classic example from ''WesternAnimation/TheSpongeBobSquarePantsMovie:'' King Neptune is ''not'' bald; he is thinning.
465* ''WesternAnimation/TheSteamEnginesOfOz'': There are no prisoners in the Tin Man's dungeons. They are all 'honoured guests'.
466* ''WesternAnimation/{{Storks}}'': Tulip would prefer not be called Orphan Tulip for obvious reasons.
467* ''WesternAnimation/StrangeMagic'': The Bog King feels the need to correct every instance of 'Boggy Woggy' by Dawn until the end when she actually uses his correct name causes him to miscorrect it by habit.
468* ''WesternAnimation/ToyStory1'': "This isn't flying, this is [[NotQuiteFlight falling with style]]!"
469* In ''WesternAnimation/TurningRed'', Mei and her friends correct a classmate who calls Mei a bear with a simultaneous "Red panda!". Justified as unlike their black-and-white counterpart, red pandas aren't bears; they're more related to raccoons.
470* When Ralph sees King Candy's palace in ''WesternAnimation/WreckItRalph'', he quips that the king is a fan of the color pink. King Candy insists that it's ''salmon'', not pink.
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478* In ''Film/{{Alexander}}'', when Nearchus subtly jabs that Parmenion's flank nearly crumbling at [[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Battle_of_Gaugamela Gaugamela]] cost them the chance to catch Darius, Parmenion's son Philotas rages at him, starting with "How dare you, Nearchus!" prompting Nearchus to talk over him, "''General'' Nearchus to you!"
479* ''Film/AlmostFamous'': "We. Are Not. Groupies. Groupies sleep with rock stars because they want to be near someone famous. We are here because of the music, we inspire the music. We are Band Aids."
480* ''Film/AustinPowers'':
481-->'''Dr. Evil:''' It's ''Doctor'' Evil! I didn't spend six years in Evil Medical School to be called ''Mister'', thank you very much!
482* ''Film/TheBigLebowski''
483** The Dude is very insistent that Maude Lebowski is not his "special lady", but his "fuckin' lady friend!". Though partway through this same scene, he gets flustered and accidentally calls her his "special lady" once himself.
484-->"I'm just helping her conceive, man!"
485** Also, he's [[KnownOnlyByTheirNickname The Dude]], not Jeffrey Lebowski. This is rather important, as the whole movie got started when he was confused for another [[OneSteveLimit Jeffrey Lebowski]].
486* ''Film/BirdsOfPrey2020'': Huntress insists her weapon is called a crossbow, not a bow and arrow.
487* ''Film/BlackChristmas2019'': There's a RunningGag that men call the sorority sisters "girls" and immediately get corrected, "women!"
488* Hedley Lamarr, the villain of Creator/MelBrooks' ''Film/BlazingSaddles'', is cursed with a name similar to a noted actress... in a joke that may by now have suffered from ParodyDisplacement.
489* The inmates of ''Film/CampXRay'' are "detainees", not "prisoners". Prisoners can appeal to the Geneva Convention, but detainees cannot.
490* In ''Film/{{Casablanca}}'', Rick asks Captain Renault, "Is it your order that we come to your office?" Renault responds, "Let us say it is my request. That is a much more pleasant word."
491* ''Film/{{Cellular}}'': It's a day spa, not a beauty parlor.
492* ''Film/ChasingAmy'':
493** Banky is an inker. But many people (especially that one guy) think it's the same as tracing.
494** Alyssa [[spoiler: may be a closet bisexual/pansexual but still insists on being considered a lesbian by her friends and eventual lover Holden. Possibly due to some UnfortunateImplications in the 90's that being considered a bisexual/pansexual was worse and more controversial than being just a lesbian]] (her friends react badly to her saying she's dating a man).
495* ''Film/ClerksII'': When Randall arranges for a donkey show for what's supposed to be Dante's going away present, he refers to it as "bestiality". The guy running Kinky Kelly's performance is always quick to correct him: "It's interspecies erotica, fuck-o!"
496* ''Film/DadsArmy1971'': Frazer insists he isn't an undertaker, but rather a funeral director.
497* ''Film/{{Deadpool 2}}'': Weasel gets oddly angry about Cable's "utility bag."
498-->'''Cable:''' Relax, I'm retrieving something from my utility bag.\
499'''Weasel:''' It's a ''goddamn '''fanny pack''''' and you know it, you sick son of a bitch! The difference is night and day!
500* ''Film/{{Equilibrium}}'' has this famous dialogue:
501-->'''Preston:''' Then I have no choice but to remand you to the Palace of Justice for processing.\
502'''Mary:''' Processing. You mean execution, don't you?\
503'''Preston:''' Processing.
504* In both ''Film/EscapeFromNewYork'' and its sequel, ''Film/EscapeFromLA'', the U.S. government is on a LastNameBasis with protagonist Snake Plissken, to which he consistently replies, "Call me Snake". However, during the respective climaxes of both movies, when one of the government's men finally does call him Snake, he reverses his previous attitude with the reply "The name's Plissken".
505* ''Film/EscapeFromThePlanetOfTheApes'': Zira insists they're apes, not monkeys.
506* ''Film/{{Fanboys}}'': "You live in your mom's garage!" "It's a ''CARRIAGE HOUSE''!"
507* ''Film/AFewGoodMen'': Subverted when Kaffee asks Colonel Jessup if he thought Private Santiago was in "grave danger". Jessup asks "is there some other kind?"
508* From ''Film/TheGamers: Dorkness Rising''- "I'm ChaoticNeutral!"
509* ''Film/GunsGirlsAndGambling'': Every time addresses Creator/TonyCox's character as 'Midget Elvis', he angrily tells them the correct term is 'Little Person Elvis'.
510* ''Film/{{Godmothered}}'': When Mackenzie says "You turned my dog into a pig?" Eleanor says "Technically, he's a piglet."
511* In ''Film/HalfBaked'', [[Creator/DaveChappelle Thurgood]] is a custodian, or a janitor, if you want to be a dick about it.
512* In ''Film/HangmenAlsoDie'', the Resistance members note the importance of word choice in public perception, preferring the people see UsefulNotes/ReinhardHeydrich's killer as his "executioner", rather than his "assassin".
513* In ''Film/TheHangover'':
514-->'''Alan:''' It's not a purse, it's a satchel!
515* In ''Film/HarryPotterAndTheDeathlyHallows'', when Dobby refers to Mundungus Fletcher as a thief, he insists that he is instead a "purveyor of rare and wondrous objects."
516* ''Film/HauntedMansion2023'': Harriet insists on being called a "medium" rather than a "psychic."
517* Creator/MelBrooks loves these. See the ''Film/BlazingSaddles'' and ''Film/YoungFrankenstein'' examples above. He also did it in the French Revolution part of ''Film/HistoryOfTheWorldPartI'' with the Comte de Monet. People keep calling him "Count de Money" and he repeatedly corrects them. Somebody later asks who he is, and ''he'' [[GotMeDoingIt says he is the Count de Money, then annoyedly corrects]] ''himself''.
518* ''Film/HotFuzz'': A series of {{Running Gag}}s in stem from Angel's strict adherence to [[PoliticalOvercorrectness politically correct vocab guidelines]] that cause him to correct anyone who gets something wrong.
519** He prefers the gender-neutral term of "police officer."
520-->'''Danny:''' When did you first know you wanted to be a policeman?\
521'''Angel:''' Officer.\
522'''Danny:''' When did you first know you wanted to be a policeman, officer?
523** "It's the police ''service''; 'force' is too aggressive."
524** "Traffic ''collision''; 'accident' implies there's no one to blame." (Obviously, that one's not so much meant for comedy. Later becomes a PlotPoint AND {{Foreshadowing}}).
525** This is also shown at the end of the movie to show the CharacterDevelopment of both main characters. Danny is the one to make the vocab guideline correction, showing that he's starting to take the not-so-action-packed moments of being a police officer a little more seriously, as he actually ''knows'' some of the guidelines. Angel is then the one who responds with a DoubleEntendre, showing that he's not taking himself quite so seriously anymore, and isn't as obsessed with being a model police officer every single moment of every day.
526** It's not a rubber plant, it's a Japanese peace lily!
527* In ''Film/HouseOnBareMountain'', any time someone addresses Granny Good as 'Miss Good', she firmly corrects them to 'Granny'.
528* ''Film/HowTheGrinchStoleChristmas'':
529-->''(Grinch is searching for a party outfit; he grabs a tablecloth and wraps it around his waist)''\
530'''Max:''' [barks at him]\
531'''Grinch:''' It's not a dress, it's a kilt! ''(rips off tablecloth)'' ''SICKO''!
532* ''Film/HunterPrey'': The alien bounty hunter prefers to call himself a soldier of fortune.
533* ''Film/{{If}}'': As part of initiating a junior boy to boarding school, Brunning drills Jute in a test for which he has to be word-perfect:
534--> '''Jute''': Masters, wives and friends of College.
535--> '''Brunning''': (shouting furiously): No!! Masters, THEIR wives, and THE friends of college!!
536* In ''[[Film/ImNotRappaport I'm Not Rappaport]]'', Nat Moyer doesn't lie. He makes certain alterations because sometimes the truth doesn't fit.
537* ''Film/JurassicPark1993'':
538** "I prefer to be called a [[HollywoodHacking hacker]]."
539** Also, Dr. Malcolm objects to being described as a mathematician because he is a ''chaotician'', thank you very much.
540* One of the lessons ''Film/KillingZoe'' taught the world was that a prostitute has sex for money. A call girl has sex for money to pay for school.
541* ''Film/KongSkullIsland'': [[Characters/MonsterVerseSkullIslandExpedition Mason Weaver]] gets annoyed when anyone calls her a "war photographer" instead of an "''anti''-war photographer".
542* ''Film/{{Kopps}}'': The police cars are called ''radio cars''.
543-->'''Lasse:''' I will not drive around saying "radio cars"! \
544'''Benny:''' Then some errors will occur. There's a lot of vehicles in the police force. Emergency vehicles, Black Marias...–\
545'''Jacob:''' Benny, we just have two cars. Number one and number two. That can't be too difficult to understand.
546* ''Film/{{Lantana}}'' gives us the gem, "This is not an affair, it's a one-night-stand, except it's happened twice."
547* In ''Film/LittleSweetheart'', Thelma is not "kid", she is Thelma. Seeing as she's a sociopath and a psychopath, it's best to just listen to her.
548* ''Film/LiveFreeOrDieHard'': "It's a ''command center!''"
549* ''Film/LockStockAndTwoSmokingBarrels''' hilarious exchange between Bacon and Barkeep Joe provides the top example on the [[InsistentTerminology main trope page]]. Remember: Cocktail =/= ''refreshing drink''. Pub =/= ''Samoan pub''.
550* ''Film/LogansRun'': Logan insists to Jessica that he doesn't kill people. No, he terminates Runners. Probably the Sandmen are trained to think of this way.
551* ''Franchise/MarvelCinematicUniverse'':
552** ''Film/IronMan1'': Tony Stark is the lone civilian riding in a Humvee in Afghanistan. He asks the driver whether it's appropriate to call her a "Soldier" or if there is a prefered nomenclature since she's female. She points out that the correct nomenclature is ''Airman'', because she is in the US Air Force.
553** ''Film/IronMan2'': Tony insists during the Senate Subcommitee hearing that the Iron Man armor is not a weapon but is instead a high-tech prosthesis.
554** ''Film/GuardiansOfTheGalaxy2014'': "It's not a purse, it's a knapsack!"
555** ''Film/AntMan1'': Scott never robbed anyone. He ''burgled'' from them. Robbery involves threats or violence.
556** ''Film/DoctorStrange2016'': Stephen is very insistent on being called Dr., rather than Mr.
557** ''Film/AntManAndTheWasp'': Parodied when Sonny Birch and his goons try to interrogate Luis by injecting him with TruthSerum. The bad guys insist it is not truth serum, it is a formula that lowers inhibitions and makes one vulnerable to suggestion, which Luis points out is what truth serum does. At the end, Luis and his friends defeat Sonny and his goons and inject them with the stuff. When they uncontrollably confess their crimes to the police, they grudgingly admit the stuff is truth serum.
558** ''Film/ThorRagnarok'':
559*** The Grandmaster doesn't have slaves, he has "prisoners with jobs." [[DistinctionWithoutADifference Functionally speaking, they're basically slaves, though]]. His [[TheDragon Dragon]], Topaz, does refer to them as slaves at one point and gets gently reprimanded for it by Grandmaster, who apparently doesn't like "the S word."
560*** [[BigRedDevil Surtur]] will grow as big as A MOUNTAIN, not as big as a house. Also, his magnificent crown is not a "[[BigOlEyebrows huge eyebrow]]," it's a crown! [[SeriousBusiness It's all very important.]]
561* Jack in ''Film/MeetTheParents'' always refers to Greg's job as "male nurse" rather than just "nurse".
562* In ''Film/MenInBlack3'', the villain corrects anyone who calls him "Boris the Animal", insisting that his name is just Boris. The protagonists respond by referring to him exclusively as "Boris the Animal".
563* From ''Film/TheMiracleOfMorgansCreek'':
564-->'''Governor [=McGinty=]:''' This is the biggest thing to happen in this state since we stole it from the Indians!\
565'''The Boss:''' Borrowed.
566* A character in ''Film/MissMarch'' insists upon being called horsedick'''.MPEG'''.
567** Which as it turns out is seriously CompensatingForSomething, as the character in question [[spoiler:[[BarbieDollAnatomy has no penis]].]]
568* In ''Film/MontyPythonAndTheHolyGrail'', overlapping with SarcasmMode, the repeated use of the word "brave" to describe Sir Robin during the minstrels' song veers into this territory.
569* From ''Film/MuppetTreasureIsland'' where the muppet version of the Blind Pew storms in to confront Billy Bones:
570-->'''Gonzo:''' Looks like some sort of blind fiend!\
571'''Rizo:''' I think they prefer [[PoliticallyCorrectHistory "visually impaired fiend".]]
572* In ''Film/MutinyOnTheBuses'', Arthur insists he hasn't been sacked, but rather that he's been made redundant.
573* From ''Film/NightAtTheMuseum 2'':
574-->'''Kah Mun Rah:''' Are there any questions?\
575'''Al Capone:''' Yeah, I got one. How come you're wearing a dress?\
576'''Kah Mun Rah:''' This is not a dress. This is a tunic.
577* Inspector Clouseau of ''Franchise/ThePinkPanther'' films. Once promoted to his boss' old job, he finds himself constantly having to correct people of his full title. "Ah, Inspector Clouseau!" "''Chief'' Inspector."
578* ''Franchise/PiratesOfTheCaribbean'':
579** "Mr. Sparrow." "''[[TheyCallMeMisterTibbs Captain]]'' Jack Sparrow!"
580** In the [[Film/PiratesOfTheCaribbeanTheCurseOfTheBlackPearl first movie]]:
581--->'''Will:''' We're going to steal that ship?\
582'''Jack Sparrow:''' ''Commandeer.'' We're going to ''commandeer'' '''that''' ship. ''[points to a bigger ship]''. Nautical term.
583** The "Captain" thing comes back to bite him in the [[Film/PiratesOfTheCaribbeanDeadMansChest second film]]:
584--->'''Jones:''' You've been captain of the ''Black Pearl'' for thirteen years. [[DealWithTheDevil That was our agreement]].\
585'''Sparrow:''' Technically I was only captain for two years before I was viciously mutinied upon.\
586'''Jones:''' Then you were a poor captain, but a captain nonetheless! [[VillainHasAPoint Have you not introduced yourself all these years as "]]''[[VillainHasAPoint Captain]]'' [[VillainHasAPoint Jack Sparrow"?]]
587** And in the [[Film/PiratesOfTheCaribbeanOnStrangerTides fourth movie]]:
588--->'''King of England:''' You are Jack Sparrow?\
589''[beat]''\
590'''Sparrow:''' There should be a Captain in there somewhere.
591** When Lord Beckett mentions Jack Sparrow (sans "Captain") in front of Will and Elizabeth, they both spontaneously blurt out "Captain".
592* In the [[GermanHumor German comedy]] ''[[Creator/{{Loriot}} Pappa ante Portas]]'', the title protagonist [[RunningGag insists]] that the dish "Birne Helene" (Poire Belle Hélène) has to be pear with chocolate sauce -- not pear with vanilla sauce, or apple with chocolate sauce. He is technically correct, but his insistence (among other things) leads to repeated rows with his wife. When at the end of the movie a waiter mentions that in this restaurant, Poire Belle Hélène is apple sauce with whipped cream, and "Pappa" doesn't mind, you can see they're happy again.
593* The Genie in ''Film/PrettyCoolToo'' can't read your mind, she can interpret your thoughts.
594* ''Film/PrinceCaspian'': ''King'' Edmund, is addressed as "Prince Edmund" by the usurper Miraz, shortly after reading Peter's duel challenge. Edmund is lightning-quick on the correction; Miraz is momentarily bemused and then pointedly avoids ''any'' names or titles for the rest of the conversation.
595* ''Film/PulpFiction'': "It's not a motorcycle, baby, it's a chopper."
596* In the opening scene of the Danish film ''Film/{{Pusher}}'', a deadbeat drug buyer repeatedly asks to be called "Scorpion."
597* The Mercury astronauts in ''Film/TheRightStuff'' insist that the vehicle they ride be referred to as a "spacecraft", not a "capsule".
598* In ''Film/{{Rounders}}'': Worm wasn't printing those (counterfeit) credit cards, he was distributing. It's different!
599* In ''Film/ScottPilgrimVsTheWorld'', every time Scott refers to Ramona's ex-boyfriends, Ramona corrects him with "exes". [[ChekhovsGag This is later revealed to be because]] [[spoiler:one of her exes was a girl]].
600* By the killer in ''Film/{{Scream 1996}}'', [[spoiler:both of them]].
601-->[[spoiler:'''Sidney:''' You're crazy, both of you.]]
602-->[[spoiler:'''Stu:''' Actually, we prefer the term "psychotic".]]
603* In ''Film/SeanceOnAWetAfternoon'', PhonyPsychic Myra Savage insists to her husband Billy that he has not committed a criminal act by kidnapping the daughter of wealthy industrialist Charles Clayton; they have simply "borrowed" her for a while, and they intend to return her (and the ransom money) when Myra has become famous as a medium for helping the Claytons find their daughter. When the young girl develops a fever, a distraught Billy says they need to call a doctor, and Myra flings his own insistent terminology back in his face by pointing out how bad it would look if they called a doctor to examine a girl they've ''kidnapped''.
604* ''Film/SecretsInTheHotSpring'': [[TheProtagonist Qie]]'s grandparents make a point of stating that the hot spring doesn't contain froth and scum. It's actually "medicinal herbs".
605* In ''Film/SerialKilling4Dummys'', CrustyCaretaker Frank insists that he is not the school janitor, but the 'head custodian'.
606* In ''Film/ShanghaiNoon'', Chon Wang meets Roy O'Bannon, the leader of the gang responsible for the death of his uncle, buried up to his neck in the desert after his gang turned on him for screwing up the heist. Chon gets Roy to give him directions to town, but instead of digging him out, puts a pair of chopsticks in his mouth so he can dig himself out. After promptly getting lost in the desert, Chon eventually makes his way to town and finds Roy again ([[OffscreenMomentOfAwesome who successfully dug himself out with the chopsticks]]) playing poker at the saloon and accuses Roy of giving him bad directions. Roy denies the accusation: he gave Chon ''[[BlatantLies wrong]]'' directions.
607* In ''Film/Sharknado2TheSecondOne'', when Matt Lauer mentions the intensifying "shark storm" to his Today show audience, Al Roker corrects him with "sharknado"--but Matt, at this point, ignores him and repeats the phrase "shark storm". Later in the film, however, Matt has caved and is somewhat grudgingly using the term "sharknado".
608* From ''Film/SmallSoldiers'': "We're not dolls... ''[[BadassBoast We're action figures!]]''"
609* From the first ''Film/SpiderMan1'' movie, when Peter Parker finds out J. Jonah Jameson is putting out a front-page story claiming Spider-Man attacked the city:
610-->'''Peter:''' Spider Man wasn't trying to attack the city...he was trying to save it. That's slander.\
611'''Jameson:''' It is ''not!'' I resent that! (''beat'') [[ComicallyMissingThePoint Slander is spoken]]. [[ShownTheirWork In print, it's libel]].
612* ''Franchise/StarWars'':
613** ''Film/AttackOfTheClones''. Anakin first classifies his threat against another species as "aggressive negotiations." Padmé later picks up the term as a sign that the two are bonding.
614** Some old-school fans refuse to acknowledge [[Film/ANewHope the first movie]] as having any title but ''Star Wars''. As Creator/RobinLaws put it in ''Literature/BlowingUpTheMovies'', "If, in 1977, when I am 13, you show me a movie called ''Star Wars'', it's still called ''Star Wars'' now."
615* Andrea in the 2007 ''Film/{{St Trinians|2007}}'' is adamant that she is an {{emo}}, not a {{goth}}.
616* From ''Film/SunsetBoulevard'':
617-->'''Joe Gillis:''' I was only asking; I didn't know you were planning a comeback.\
618'''Norma Desmond:''' I ''hate'' that word! It's a return, a return to the millions of people who've never forgiven me for deserting the screen!\
619'''Joe:''' Fair enough.
620* ''Film/{{Suspect}}'': Eddie is a "Congressional consultant", not a lobbyist, and compares this mockingly with calling a lawyer a mouthpiece.
621* ''Film/{{Tar}}'': Conductor Lydia Tár insists on the title of "Maestro," rather than the feminine version "Maestra." As she puts it, "It's not like we call female astronauts 'astronettes.'"
622* In ''Film/Terminator3RiseOfTheMachines'' John refers to the T-850 as a robot. It quickly corrects him with about as much annoyance as possible for an emotionless killer robot.
623-->'''John:''' No I can do whatever I want, I'm not a robot like you!\
624'''T-850:''' Cybernetic organism.
625* ''Film/ThirteenDays'', as occurred historically, features the US instituting a naval "quaratine" around Cuba, as a blockade would legally be an act of war.
626* In ''Film/TombstoneRashomon'', Doc Holliday is insistent that there was no gunfight at the O.K. Corral. It happened on Fremont Street.
627* In ''Film/TrailerParkBoysTheMovie'' several of the guys insist, "It's not a strip joint, it's a gentleman's club!"
628* ''Film/Transformers2007'':
629** Simmons insists on calling [[BigBad Megatron]] "N.B.E.-1" (shorthand for "[[MechanicalLifeforms Non-Biological Extraterrestrial]]"), even after finding out his name.
630--->'''Simmons:''' ''N.B.E.-1''. That's what we call it.
631** Naturally, Sam can't help but mock him for it.
632--->'''Sam:''' Anyway, Mr. N.B.E.-1 here, a.k.a. ''Megatron'' -- that's what they call him...
633** This even carries into the second film ''Film/TransformersRevengeOfTheFallen'', after Megatron is brought BackFromTheDead.
634---> '''Simmons:''' N.B.E.-1 still ticking, eh?
635* ''Film/TrickyPeople'': They're not sexual predators, they're [[TitleDrop tricky people]].
636* ''Film/TrueRomance'': Alabama insists on being called a "call girl" rather than a whore for rather obvious reasons.
637* In the mockumentary opening of ''Film/TheTrumanShow'', Louis/Marlon insists that Truman's world isn't "fake," [[DistinctionWithoutADifference just controlled.]]
638* ''Film/UndercoverBlues'': A minor villain insists that his name is "Muerte". He is very insistent on this point, especially since the protagonists insist on antagonizing him by calling him "Morty". Near the end of the show, the protagonists end up [[spoiler:pretending that Muerte is the BigBad and their boss]], which leads poor Muerte to try desperately to claim that his name is really Morty.
639* In ''Film/{{Unforgiven}}'', Sheriff Little Bill Daggett insists on calling English Bob the Duck, not Duke of death. When he's called out on it one time too many he gives a brief DeathGlare:
640--> '''Daggett:''' Duck I says.
641* ''Film/{{Vamps}}'': A justified example; Vadim is the ''Ukrainian'' stem and NOT the Russian stem, although to be fair to the main characters, he doesn't regularly interact with them (not having anything to do with Sanguines Anonymous until later in the film) and probably was referred to as the Russian stem before the collapse of the Soviet Union.
642* ''Film/TheVillain'': "''Cactus'' Jack Slade!"
643* ''Film/WereTheMillers'': The Millers are drug smugglers, not dealers.
644* ''Film/WhenWeWereKings'': George Foreman suffers a cut on his face during sparring, which means his heavyweight championship bout with UsefulNotes/MuhammadAli will have to be postponed six weeks. At a press conference, an annoyed Foreman says "There will not be a delay. The fight will be ''rescheduled'', but when it happens, it will be intended for that time."
645* In ''Film/WhiteHouseDown'', Emily insists that it's known as a "[=YouTube=] channel" and not a "video blog" or "blog".
646* In ''Film/WhosThatGirl'', Murray the cougar is consistently referred to as a Patagonian ''felis concolor''.
647* In the movie ''Film/{{Willow}}'', the racial slur for the hobbit-like Nelwyn appears to be "Peck". The Nelwyn protagonist gets into a minor verbal altercation with Madmartigan about it.
648* ''Film/WinterKills'': When Nick calls his father a "petty thief" his father scoffs and says "Petty thief, hell, I'm the king of thieves."
649* ''Film/{{Wolves}}'': John asks Cayden if he knows what "lupine" means, as in the name of the town, [[TownWithADarkSecret Lupine Ridge]]. Cayden says "wolf". John says no, it means "wolf''like''". One of several early hints John drops that he knows [[SelfMadeOrphan exactly]] [[FugitiveArc who]] and [[OurWerewolvesAreDifferent what]] Cayden is.
650* ''Film/TheWorldsEnd'': The doppelgängers are ''not'' 'robots'. After a whole scene spent trying to invent a term for them, the gang settles on "Blanks" by default.
651* For the first third or so of Creator/MelBrooks's ''Film/YoungFrankenstein'', Frederick Frankenstein consistently corrects the pronunciation of his surname: "Fronkenshteen". This causes [[TheIgor his nonplussed assistant]] to claim his name is pronounced "Eye-gor", and to call Frederick "Froederick". It's reversed, however, when the creature is recaptured: Igor addresses the doctor as "Fronkenshteen", and he screams "[[PunctuatedForEmphasis My name... is... FRANKENSTEIN!]]"
652[[/folder]]
653
654[[folder:Folklore]]
655* In one American folk tale, it's said that the Chinese used to give extravagant names to their firstborn sons but very plain names to their younger children. So when Chang, the second-born, sees his brother, Tikki-tikki-tembo-no-sa-rembo-chari-bari-ruchi-pip-peri-pembo, fall into the well, he tries to tell his mother... only to be repeatedly told to give his brother the proper respect by saying his name ''properly''. In the aftermath (the kid was alive, but suffered a terrible cold), the Chinese culture changed to where even firstborns had short, sensible names... like Chang.
656** "Tikki tikki tembo-no sa rembo-chari bari ruchi-pip peri pembo" was the first child's name, according to Website/TheOtherWiki. While claimed to be Chinese, about the only thing anybody agrees on about the tale's origins is the impossibility of it being Chinese.
657** In the original version of the story, Tikki-Tikki-Tembo died because his brother kept running out of breath trying to say the absurdly long name and had to start all over again each time he tried to say it.
658** It may originate from the Japanese folktale/comedy piece of [[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jugemu Jugemu]]... short for Jugemu Jugemu Gokō-no surikire Kaijarisuigyo-no Suigyōmatsu Unraimatsu Fūraimatsu Kuunerutokoro-ni Sumutokoro Yaburakōji-no burakōji Paipopaipo Paipo-no-shūringan Shūringan-no Gūrindai Gūrindai-no Ponpokopī-no Ponpokonā-no Chōkyūmei-no Chōsuke.
659** The story has been retold numerous times, both by word of mouth and in published form, and has acquired a large number of variations because of it. Versions differ on whether the child lives or dies, and the specific manner in which his rescue is delayed varies as well (though it is always due to multiple repetitions of the very long name). The various names attributed to the unfortunate kid include Nikki Nikki Tembo No So Rembo Oo Ma Moochi Gamma Gamma Goochi, Sticky Sticky Stumbo Nos E Rumbo E Pro Pennyo Hara Bara Brisko Nicky Prom Po Nish No Menyo Dumbricko, and Ikky Bikky Stumbo Nozo Rumbo Addy Baddy Basco Tana Rama Tasco, among others. There are even non-Chinese versions, which in retrospect show their roots a bit, such as "Eddie Coochie Catchie Cama Toka Nera Toka Noka Sama Kama Wacky Brown".
660[[/folder]]
661
662[[folder:Music]]
663* Certain bands (such as The Tragically Hip) have "The" as being the first part of their official band name -- while other bands (such as the Foo Fighters) don't, but are still usually referred to with "the" at the beginning. In the case of the former, their ardent fans ''will'' correct you -- if you leave off the word "The". Other bands (such as [The] Rolling Stones) are inconsistent with it, however. (See also TheTheTitleConfusion.)
664* Many fans of "real" bands (i.e. ones that play their own instruments) will insist on referring to vocal ensembles as "groups". For example, see any Website/{{Twitter}} trending topic related to bands - it's a pretty even mix between those mentioning Music/OneDirection and those insisting "One Direction are a group, not a band!".
665* Whenever a popular rock band goes on hiatus, you can bet them and their fans will be using the word routinely when a non-fan calls it "a breakup."
666* Some electronic music performers have insisted that they be called "producers" rather than [=DJs=], due to negative perceptions of the term held by those who do not associate themselves with the [[ItsPopularNowItSucks mainstream "EDM" movement]] for various reasons.
667* An ElvisImpersonator would generally prefer that you call him an Elvis "tribute artist". Same goes for other bands that exclusively cover the songs of one band (Music/PinkFloyd has several of these that tour bars and other smaller venues), "[Band] tribute band", not "[Band] cover band".
668* Steve Albini does not "produce" albums, he "records" them.
669* Music/AphexTwin makes "braindance", not IDM.
670* In the liner notes to their debut ''XL'', 90s rock band Blue Flannel claim "WE ARE NOT [[AlternativeRock ALTERNATIVE]]".
671* Not only does Music/{{Deadmau5}} insist he's a "producer" rather than a "DJ", he's made disparaging comments about "[=DJs=]" in interviews over the years.
672* In an interview, Music/CelineDion stated that she felt that her video for "It's All Coming Back To Me Now" wasn't a music video. It was more like a "four minute movie".
673* Music/{{Enya}}. Is. Not. [[NewAge New. Age.]]
674* Kenny G insists he doesn't make "jazz" or even "smooth jazz"; it's "instrumental pop". (He probably does it to head off criticisms from [[SeriousBusiness serious]] jazz fans, who tend to agree that [[NoTrueScotsman he doesn't make real jazz]].)
675* Music/PhilipGlass is not a "{{minimalis|m}}t". It is ''process music'', thank you very much.
676* Music/WeirdAlYankovic. Note where the quotation marks are in his name, this is so people don't say things to him like "Hi Weird, how are you?" As Weird Al once said himself: "I'm not on a first adjective basis with anyone!"
677* It's "Music/GreenDay", 2 words, ''not'' "Greenday."
678* For unknown reasons, when Music/HavalinaRailCo brought in outside musicians to help record an album, their liner notes always referred to them as "The Latino All-Stars" rather than the more prosaic "guest musicians".
679* Music/MichaelJackson often referred to his "music videos" as "films" (even the standard 3-5 minute ones).
680* In TheNineties, there were dozens upon dozens of remixes of Music/JeanMichelJarre's music. And among that deluge there were two cover versions (distinct from remixes in that they re-recorded the song in its entirety): Vertigo covered "[[Music/{{Oxygene}} Oxygène 4]]", and Helios covered "[[Music/{{Equinoxe}} Equinoxe 4]]". Helios insisted in interviews on calling their version a cover and not a remix, while Vertigo didn't care enough to correct anyone.
681* Music/LLCoolJ would like to remind everyone not to call it a "comeback", he's been there for years.[[note]]"Rocking [his] peers, and putting suckers in fear!"[[/note]]
682* Music/MatchboxTwenty's not "crazy", just "a little unwell" or "a little impaired."
683* Music/{{Motorhead}} did ''NOT'' make HeavyMetal music. It's RockAndRoll. If you say otherwise, Lemmy's ghost will probably come for you or something.
684* Despite being credited as one of the pioneers of GangstaRap, Music/{{NWA}} prefers to describe their music as "reality rap" in reference to the struggles of disenfranchised inner-city youth such as racial profiling and police brutality.
685* Drum corps are led on the field by drum majors - except for Phantom Regiment; they're led by "conductors" (a fitting trope, given Phantom's predominantly classical repertoire).
686* "[[Music/WishYouWereHere1975 By the way, which one's Pink?]]" It's the name of [[Music/PinkFloyd the band]], not one of the band ''members''... and was the [[IAmTheBand subject of a lawsuit]] when they started to break up.
687* Music/PublicImageLtd isn't a "band," it's a "communications company."
688* Music/SuziQuatro made RockAndRoll. And definitely not GlamRock.
689* "[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=THRtKGX-czY Unhealthy Obsession]]" by Music/TheBlakeRobinsonSyntheticOrchestra is about a StalkerWithACrush - possibly two considering the multiple singers. They justify their obsession by insisting it isn't stalking.
690-->''They call it "creeping"/I say "loving"/It's the only way for me''\
691''Some call it "stalking"/I say "walking, just extremely close behind"''
692* Christian Scott aTunde Adjuah has gone on the record saying "jazz" is a "belittling, pejorative term" for the entire genre. He prefers to call it "creative improvised music", and refers to his own unique fusion style as "stretch music".
693* Music/SiIvaGunner refers to any and all remixes and such on the channel as "high quality video game rips", and when questioned about the nature of such music will only respond with "I only upload high quality video game rips."
694* Andrew Eldritch, the frontman of Music/TheSistersOfMercy, adamantly insists that his band is not GothRock. This is because they were not popular in the 1980s post-punk subculture, which the British press called "Goth". The band was also accused of plagiarising Music/JoyDivision, who was also labelled "gothic" in the late 1970s.
695* Snarky Puppy's frontman Michael League refers to the group as "a pop band that improvises a lot, without vocals". Most would just call them jazz fusion.
696* Music/{{Starset}} has ''demonstrations'', not concerts.
697* Music/RichardWagner wrote "music-dramas," folks -- not "operas."
698* Music/VinceStaples is a Gangsta Crip but doesn't record GangstaRap. It's West Coast Hip-Hop.
699* "Scorpio" by Music/{{Drake}} is not an album, it's a playlist.
700[[/folder]]
701
702[[folder:Myths & Religion]]
703* Many atheists are quick to point out that it is incorrect to say "they believe there's no God", because it's not a matter of belief... it's a matter of disbelief. (However, if you read UsefulNotes.{{Atheism}}, you'll see that there is a small difference in meaning: Those who believe that no gods exist are referred to as strong-positive atheists, those who don't believe there are any gods border the agnostic-atheists side.) Still, this has been known to cause heated arguments about whether babies are atheists, and whether rocks are atheists. Technically speaking, babies can be seen as "atheistic", but this is just as meaningful way as saying babies do not like sports, or Creator/{{Rembrandt|VanRijn}}'s art, subjects which they are clueless about. As for rocks, objects lack any sentience or sapience to possess any form of belief or lack of it to begin with. There's also debate on whether the etymology of the word is "a-theist" (one who is not a theist, which could include agnostics), or "athe-ist" (one who believes in no God, which would exclude agnostics). Add in anti-theists (actively opposed the idea of God and religious belief in general) and you're in for a good time.
704* UsefulNotes/{{Christianity}}, ''oooooohhh'' boy:
705** Don't ''ever'' say that Jesus performed "magic". He performed ''miracles''.The difference here is kind of like between "hacking" and "releasing a patch", so it's not really a straight example. Same idea with "psychic premonitions" vs. ''prophecies''.
706** Messianic Jews do not typically identify themselves as "Christians" -- insisting, instead, that they are "Jews who found Jesus". "Traditional" Jews will usually fire back with, "Nope, you guys are ''definitely'' Christians!" Given that acceptance of Jesus as the Messiah is ''the'' point of divergence between Judaism and Christianity... On the flip-side, there are points in Literature/TheBible in which the early Church made clear distinctions between Jewish converts (which were still bound by traditional Jewish law such as circumcision), and non-Jewish converts (who were not). So, the distinction is not baseless.
707** The robes worn by a Catholic priest on the third Sunday of Advent and the fourth Sunday of Lent are rose-colored. ''They are not pink.''
708** Some, though not most, Christians get very offended if you call Christianity a religion. They prefer to be called "spiritual" rather than "religious", and may refer to their beliefs as a "faith" or a "relationship with God", but insist that it's not a religion. There are Christians online who have said things like "as a Christian, I follow no religion", and they sometimes refer to other religions as religion, except their own.
709--->"It's not a religion, it's a relationship!" (the quote originally started as a dig at Catholicism, as Protestants considered their ritualism to interfere with their relationship with God)
710** Some non-Catholic groups, especially ones more hostile to the Catholic Church, also chafe at calling Catholics "Christians". Even less friendly ones extend this exclusion to anyone not practicing their version of Christianity. There are people on the other end of the spectrum who insist that Catholicism is distinct from Christianity. Note that, semantically, both versions in this case are wrong; Christianity is divided into Catholics[[note]]And Orthodox Christians, and other sects that don't exist anymore.[[/note]] and Protestants, and Protestants are further subdivided into various denominations based on how they think God should be worshiped beyond "not how the Catholics do it".[[note]]The Catholics themselves are also divided according to their traditional rites, most notably Eastern vs. Western rites (the former, being widely practiced in Eastern Europe, uses rites heavily influenced by Orthodox Christianity, including allowing priests to marry), and have a sect of reactionaries named Sedevacantists (basically Latin for "empty-throners", i.e. they refuse to acknowledge the Pope who currently holds the Papal throne) who no longer acknowledge the Pope's authority after Vatican II.[[/note]]
711** But don't refer to Mormons as "Protestants," because they're "restored", not a break-off group that can trace its origins to Catholicism.
712** Likewise, some Baptists insist that they aren't Protestants, as they are descended from other sects that were never part of the Catholic church, and tend to view Protestants as "Catholic-lite".
713** The Catholic Church has given a couple of words which describe divine miracles a transitivity/intransitivity distinction which differs from how the words are used in normal speech, and one should expect to be corrected if one uses the colloquial meanings in front of an older or more devout Catholic. Specifically, only Jesus ever "resurrected", because only He could come back from the dead under His own power. Those such as Lazarus, who were mere humans who only were brought back through Jesus' miracles, are "resuscitated". Moreover, only Jesus, being God, could "ascend" to Heaven on His own. The other Biblical figures said to have entered Heaven alive--Mary[[note]]according to a Catholic tradition [[AscendedFanon considered authoritative]][[/note]], [[Literature/BooksOfKings Elijah]], and [[EpilepticTrees possibly]] [[Literature/BookOfGenesis Enoch]]--were not divine, and thus were only brought to Heaven by God's grace, and so were "assumed". Note though, that these are terms of art that only have these specialized meanings in this specific context, as even in Latin, "ascend" could be used just to mean climbing a staircase or mountain.
714** There was a schism over literally a single dot on a single i in the original Greek about the relationship between God-father and Jesus within the trinity (look, it's complicated). That's where the phrase "not one iota less" comes from, "iota" being the Greek variant of the letter "i". Basically what it boiled down to was "of similar nature" vs. "of the same nature".
715** Any Trinitarian [[note]]Person who believes in the Holy Trinity.[[/note]]will tell you that the son was "born, not created".
716* Some polytheists adamantly refute that they ''are not'' pagans. Typically, you have a serious reconstructionist groups trying to distance themselves from the label due to the "fluffy" and Wiccan associations.
717* Taoism teaches that to name something is to define it, and since the Tao is infinite, it has no definition, and therefore no name. So the ethereal force that permeates the universe is ''called'' the Tao for the sake of conversation, but it is not ''named'' the Tao because it has no name.
718-->The Tao that can be known\
719Is not the true Tao.\
720The name that can be named\
721Is not the true name.
722[[/folder]]
723
724[[folder:Podcasts]]
725* Zima Knights of ''Podcast/MissionToZyxx'' are inseparable from their combat woodsabers (that everyone else just calls a stick).
726* ''Podcast/MomCantCook'':
727** Both hosts consistently refer to Jamie from ''Quints'' as "Marnie", after her actress Kimberly J. Brown's better-known (and previously-covered) role in ''Film/{{Halloweentown}}''. It helps that they dislike the character, thus making it also an example of MaliciousMisnaming.
728** The dog attacks in ''Film/{{Hounded}}'' are always referred to as "ownings".
729* ''Podcast/{{Solar}}'': When Wren notes that Alex seems like a "[[WideEyedIdealist glass half full]]" type of person, he insists he's simply a "half glass kind of guy".
730--> '''Wren:''' [[LampshadeHanging Um, what is a… half glass guy?]]\
731'''Alex:''' I call it like it is. [[LiteralMinded It doesn't matter if you see it as empty or full, it's a half glass.]]\
732'''Wren:''' Seems pedantic.\
733'''Alex:''' We're scientists. We have to be pedantic.
734* In ''Podcast/TrialsAndTrebuchets'', the Grung, a race of diminutive frog people, get very annoyed that people keep calling them "frogs" and not "Grung".
735[[/folder]]
736
737[[folder:Pro Wrestling]]
738* Pro wrestling isn't "fake". You can call it anything else (scripted, simulated, worked, etc.) but "fake" will upset people, sometimes fans more than the athletes themselves.
739** This can be zig-zagged. Fans and wrestlers don't appreciate "fake" used to disparage pro wrestling (especially considering the idiot spouting off probably has no issue with ''Franchise/JamesBond'' or the like), since the wrestlers really are falling off the ladders and such. So beyond being insulting, "fake" is an incorrect term. On the other hand, wrestlers have admonished other wrestlers, who are either hitting entirely too hard, or are doing unnecessarily risky spots, by saying that wrestling is FAKE and you aren't supposed to clobber the other guy or kill yourself doing it.
740* Even though it's now commonly known that professional wrestling is a scripted performance rather than a competitive sport, some fans and industry professionals are ''very'' adamant about clinging to [[UsefulNotes/ProfessionalWrestlingJargon jargon]] that previously helped disguise that fact. Officially, wrestling has "{{heel}}s" and "{{face}}s", not "heroes" and "villains"; it has "angles", not "storylines"; it has "swerves", not "{{plot twist}}s"; and it has "booking", not "writing". Probably overlaps with GrandfatherClause.
741* Speaking of scripted performances, don't ever use the word "script" around Wrestling/JimCornette in a wrestling context, unless you want to be on the end of [[Main/BerserkButton one of his rants]]. Movies have scripts, wrestling shows have '''formats''', though given that wrestling formats now include stage directions and promos written word for word "script" probably is more appropriate.
742* ''Pro Wrestling Illustrated'' and its former sister magazines do their best to uphold Main/{{Kayfabe}}, so they had to come up with their own euphemisms rather than use industry lingo. Thus babyfaces and heels become "fan favorites" and "rulebreakers" respectively, a Main/{{Jobber}} would be called a "preliminary wrestler", etc...
743* During the mid-nineteen/eighties, children of the Japanese diaspora began referring to Japanese pro wrestling ''exclusively'' as puroresu in an effort not to be associated with the WWF or Wrestling/{{GLOW}} when they admitted to being pro wrestling fans. Unlike say, Lucha Libre, which means something different in the language and was intended to be an offshoot of pro wrestling from the very beginning, puroresu was initially just what came out when someone who doesn't speak much English said [[JapaneseRanguage "pro wrestling" untranslated.]] While the intentions were largely forgotten by the next generation of pro wrestling fans, [[UndeadHorseTrope "puroresu" has stuck]]. There have even been official events in the USA billed as such.
744* Some wrestlers, such as Wrestling/RicFlair, have gotten away from some traditional terms like "heel", preferring to be called "bad guy" now that "[[TheCon marks]]" know it.[[note]]This is despite "heel" being another word for "jerk" in common parlance for at least as long as it has been used in pro wrestling.[[/note]] Fans are marks because they get hooked by angles but some fans identify as {{smark}}s, since they know pro wrestling is show business. The argument here is that marks still get worked and the only "smarts" are those who have worked in the industry and thus intimately know how to work marks.
745* ''Wrestling/{{WWE}}'' does this so often that it's probably easier just to list them all. It should be noted that many other wrestling promotions have begun using some of the same terminology, especially "sports entertainment" and "superstars", though Wrestling/TripleH is starting to phase some of this out in WWE since taking over in 2022.
746** Most famously, pro wrestling itself is "sports entertainment" (sometimes just "entertainment"). When a WWE wrestler is written to be "rebelling" against the company, they'll say "professional wrestling." Vince [=McMahon=] will say "rasslin" if he's intending to mock someone. (Wrestling/RoddyPiper was a mediocre rassler before [=McMahon=] made him a superstar, etc.) This one actually goes back a ''long'' time, one story Vince likes to tell is that when UsefulNotes/TedTurner bought WCW he called Vince and said "Guess what, I'm in the wrasslin business!", to which Vince responded "That's nice Ted, but I'm in the '''entertainment''' business."
747** Wrestlers are "Superstars."
748** Until April 2016, female wrestlers were "Divas" (they're now "female Superstars").
749** For a brief period in 2006, male wrestlers on the ECW brand were "Extremists" and females were "Vixens" (this was dropped with most of the other unique aspects of the ECW brand).
750** Even on topics outside of {{kayfabe}}, "character" will always be used in place of [[TheGimmick "gimmick"]], even though "gimmick" was coined to more accurately explain how the job is different than playing a character.
751** Injured wres... superstars are never taken to a ''hospital'', but to a medical facility[[note]]Contrary to popular belief this isn't a Vince-ism, Wrestling/JimRoss was using it long before he ever worked for the WWF[[/note]].
752** Championship belts are just "championships" or "titles" (never "belts" and definitely never the old timey-sounding "straps"). Wrestling/BeckyLynch seems to have broken this one, though, after her double-championship win and dubbing herself "Becky Two-Belts".
753** By the same token, title shots are "opportunities".
754** WWE's fanbase is the [[FanCommunityNicknames "WWE Universe."]]
755** ''WWE Raw'' is "the longest-running weekly episodic television program in history," ever since they legitimately took the title from ''Series/SoulTrain''. This, however, is mostly done since other scripted shows have run longer, but do so seasonally, or in cases of news and sports programs, are not episodic but may have run longer. In the case of pro wrestling, several local promotions such as the Portland and Houston territory ran for over 40 years but weren't nationally available or episodic.
756** This was invoked in a [[Wrestling/TheMiz Miz TV]] segment with Wrestling/CodyRhodes, where Miz would correct Cody when he gets the terms wrong. When Cody says that is eager to win the Undisputed Universal Championship "belt" from Wrestling/BrockLesnar, Miz corrects The American Nightmare with "title" since "a belt holds up your pants".
757* Total Nonstop Action is also guilty of this, to a lesser degree:
758** GimmickMatches are "concept matches."
759** Female wrestlers are "Knockouts."
760** On at least one occasion, the live audience was told they were "cast members" (insinuating they should cheer and boo the wrestlers the company wanted them to)[[note]]2 things to note here: TNA shot many [=PPVs=] and nearly all episodes of ''Impact'' at a soundstage in Orlando in front of mostly the same (completely comped) crowd for every show, and a lot of that crowd didn't come back after being told they were cast members[[/note]].
761* On the flip side, other wrestling companies who don't even have "writers" or such have fallen into using WWE terminology [[GotMeDoingIt just because WWE is so insistent it starts to wear off.]] Alternatively, you can tell where WWE penetration isn't particularly strong by how little of its terminology they pick up ("championships" are events in Wrestling/{{CMLL}} and the International Wrestling Cartel while wrestlers hold "titles" and "belts", for instance, while Wrestling/NewJapanProWrestling does refer to the IWGP belts as "championships", though given that they call a governing body a "grand prix" {{Engrish}} is also clearly in effect).
762* Newsletters (such as ''Wrestling/TheWrestlingObserverNewsletter'') are referred to exclusively as "dirtsheets" or "inside trade papers" depending on whether the person is portrayed in a negative or positive light or what information is being reported, "ragsheet" or simply "rag" might be used if it's particularly negative. (For the record, most involved in putting out such things prefer the terms "column", "magazine", and yes, "newsletter", where applicable.)
763* Similar to, and possibly the inspiration for, the ''Grinch'' movie example elsewhere, is wrestler [[Wrestling/RoddyPiper "Rowdy" Roddy Piper]]. Piper was legitimately of Scottish descent, and often wore a traditional kilt to the ring. Of course, his opponent would invariably comment about how he didn't want to wrestle someone in a "skirt". Piper's response: "It's not a skirt, it's a kilt!", [[BerserkButton followed by some serious pummeling]]. The apex of this came at the 1992 Royal Rumble, where "broadcast journalist" [[Wrestling/BobbyHeenan Bobby "The Brain" Heenan]] was openly rooting for Wrestling/RicFlair and mocking Piper at every turn, until Piper saved Flair from an attack.
764-->'''Heenan''': It's a kilt. It's not a skirt, it's a kilt!\
765(30 seconds later, Piper attacks Flair)\
766'''Heenan''': YOU SKIRT-WEARING FREAK! It's not a kilt, it's a skirt!
767* 237 lbs? Wrestling/PlayboyBuddyRose is a slim 217, thank you.
768* Wrestling/UltimateWarrior's arm tassels are "Belief Banners".
769* Weapons that aren't supposed to be used in a wrestling match are commonly called "foreign objects". During a period of time in which Wrestling/{{WCW}} was trying to present itself as a cleaner and more tolerant alternative to the WWF, these were renamed "international objects" because standards and practices didn't like that use of the word "foreign". This came about due to a miscommunicated directive to all Turner divisions (most specifically, CNN) to replace speaking instances of the word "foreign" with "international" in a news context. Nobody at WCW thought to get the directive rescinded in their case, and since they were in the middle of a financial downward spiral, it was easier just to go along with it. Wrestling/JimRoss even used "international object" a couple times in WWE as a joke.
770* Bryan Alvarez insists on calling wrestling moves by the [[NameOfPower name he finds to be the coolest]], directly in the face of proper context at times. Who cares [[Wrestling/NaoyaOgawa who invented it]]? The STO is still the [[Wrestling/EdgeWrestler Downward Spiral]] to him. What, they're kind of different moves? He's still going to call the [[Wrestling/BethPhoenix Glam Slam]] a [[Wrestling/CarleneMoore Bitch Clamp]]! [[NoYou No, you're the one who'd best learn the difference!]]
771* Every suplex is a Wrestling/{{Tazz}}plex when done by Tazz.
772* Wrestling/MichaelCole has a tendency to substitute "skull" for head and "spine" for back, no matter how accurate or relevant the wording might actually be. In this sense, the ''Smackdown vs Raw'' games are better than his usual broadcast work, as he will be more likely to say "squeezing down on the head" or "small of the back".
773* Wrestling/JillianHall did not have a wart, mole, growth, tumor or rice cake! Just a blemish!
774* "Horse" became a common greeting for Passion after Trina called her such at a PGWA event. Passion, for her part, insisted she was not a horse but a thoroughbred.
775* What's this? Why does TV Tropes have no pages with text about Osamu Nishimura? We know not this person you speak of. Perhaps you meant Mr. Muga?
776* A certain someone has a tendency to demand a certain introduction when [[ForeignWrestlingHeel in certain venues]], emphases italicized: "Standing at 5 foot 5 inches ''of perfection'', weighing in at 120 ''perfect'' pounds, she is from ''the most perfect city in the world'', Lisbon ''in the great nation of'' Portugal, ''Portugal's Perfect Athlete'', SHANNA!"
777* Forget everything you know about Bad Influence and especially don't bring up anything about Wrestling/{{Fortune}} or The Addiction. The [[Wrestling/BobbyRoode Extraordinary]] [[Wrestling/FrankieKazarian Gentlemen]]'s [[Wrestling/ChristopherDaniels Organization]] is an ''entirely'' new alliance!
778* Former WWE [[CorruptCorporateExecutive Authority figure]] Wrestling/JohnLaurinaitis seemed to make it fit to refer to himself (and have everyone call him) as "Mr. John Laurinaitis, Executive Vice President of Talent Relations and Interim General Manager of Monday Night Raw." Later it became "General Manager of both Raw and Smackdown".
779* The Platform/Xbox360 Lucha Libre game had the {{tag line}} "It's not pro wrestling! It's Lucha Libre!" Never mind the terms are often used interchangeably in the industry itself, such as the Lucha Libre Internacional having all its titles over seen by the Universal ''Wrestling'' Association or the World Wrestling League having the tag line "Un nuevo mundo de lucha libre". Even arguing "Lucha Libre" and "Pro Wrestling" are different is a generalization as there are several different styles of "Lucha Libre" and "Pro Wrestling".
780* Do NOT let Wrestling/ScottSteiner hear you refer to a Frankensteiner as a Hurricanrana. You have been warned. He's ''technically'' correct. A Hurricanrana requires the user to end the move by hooking the opponent's legs in a pin. Without the pin, the move would be more accurately called a Back Flip Head Scissors.
781* Barry O. From ''the fabulous'' Las Vegas, Nevada, thank you.
782* The current top championship in the Wrestling/NationalWrestlingAlliance is the NWA ''Worlds'' Heavyweight Championship. Not "World" or "World's"—"'''''Worlds'''''".
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784
785[[folder:Puppet Shows]]
786* In "Music to My Ears" from ''Series/BearInTheBigBlueHouse'', Ojo, Pip and Pop don't have pan lids and a pot for their "orchestra," which is not a band. They have "cymbals" and a "drum." And Ojo is their "[[{{Malaproper}} constructor]]," who helps them to make musical "combustions."
787* On "Rabbit's Happy Birthday Party" from ''Series/TheBookOfPooh'', Pooh and Piglet get lost while trying to get to Rabbit's house. Pooh, however, assures Piglet that they're not lost. They just have no idea where they are.
788-->'''Piglet''': (''sighs with relief'') At least we're not lost. ... But, uh, what will we do?
789[[/folder]]
790
791[[folder:Radio]]
792* Mrs. Banting in ''Radio/TheMenFromTheMinistry'' is ''not'' Ministry's janitor or a charwoman, she's a hygiene operative.
793* In the ''Series/CharliesAngels'' episode "Toni's Boys" strip club owner Jade Allen says that Arnie's an exotic dancer and not a stripper when she, Kris and male Angel Bob Sorenson are watching him [[YouCanLeaveYourHatOn rehearse]] Kris than agrees that's a better job title:
794-->'''Jade:''' Arnie's my class act.\
795'''Kris:''' Yeah, a real Creator/FredAstaire!\
796'''Bob:''' He's a [[ChippendalesDancers male stripper]].\
797'''Jade:''' Er, he prefers to be called an exotic dancer.\
798'''Kris:''' Oh, yes. It's much better.
799* ''Series/DeadRingers:'' Jeremy Corbyn insists people did not quit the Labour Party because of his leadership (or lack thereof). It's just a string of "conscious unshufflings".
800* One of the ''Radio/JohnFinnemoresSouvenirProgramme'' Train Driver/Train Manager skits has the driver winding up the train manager by concluding a passenger announcement with "And when I say train manager, as we all know, I basically mean ticket inspector." The train manager insists that he is ''not'' a ticket inspector.
801** An interview sketch has an actor insist he wasn't murdering people, just "bumping them off". To death. Patsy Straightwoman repeatedly notes this is just murder.
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803
804[[folder:Tabletop Games]]
805* The rules of ''TabletopGame/{{Clue}}'' make a distinction between a ''Suggestion'', in which a player is simply... [[ShapedLikeItself suggesting]] a theory and seeking evidence to the contrary, and an ''Accusation'', an all-or-nothing action after which the accusing player will either win the game[[labelnote:*]]if proven right[[/labelnote]] or be eliminated from play[[labelnote:*]]if their guess is wrong[[/labelnote]].
806* In ''TabletopGame/FadingSuns'', despite being for all intents and purposes a House, the term is "''the'' Hazat", not "''House'' Hazat". This originated as an AppropriatedAppellation, with the other Houses not viewing the Hazat as fully worthy of membership, and now lingers as an excuse to start fights, which is [[ProudWarriorRaceGuy something the Hazat]] [[BloodKnight enjoy quite a lot]].
807* The Scorpion Clan of ''TabletopGame/LegendOfTheFiveRings'' do not have ''ninja''. They have ''shinobi''. Only those jerks in the Spider Clan have ''ninja''.
808* Rampant in ''TabletopGame/MageTheAscension''. First, you have the terminology split between the Council of Nine Traditions and the Technocratic Union -- "Enlightened Science" versus "Magic," "Reality Deviant" versus "Mage," and so on. Then, you get into the hairsplitting between a given Tradition or Convention over specific items -- there are four different terms for Paradox amongst the Technocrats (only Iteration X and the NWO use the same term), each group has its own specific term for an Avatar, and so on.
809* In ''TabletopGame/{{Pathfinder}}'', some of [[LawfulEvil Asmodeus's]] knights call themselves paladins. Likewise, many paladins across multiple settings refer to themselves as knights, extending to ''[[TabletopGame/{{DungeonsAndDragons}} Dungeons & Dragons]]''. The class that is often attributed to be the representation of a basic knight is internally called a ''cavalier'', even if the term is never used in-setting.
810** Both games' bestiaries continue to textually describe gnolls as being a "hyena-headed" race, suggesting a case of NonHumanHead. Despite that, both the accompanying illustrations and all adventures involving them always depict gnolls as being full FunnyAnimal (well, ''intimidating'' more than funny) hyenas.
811* ''TabletopGame/{{Warhammer}}'':
812** In the prodigious backstory of the game, there was once a great war between the [[ElvesVsDwarves elves and the dwarfs]]. While the war was inevitable due to deep social, economic and cultural differences, an overly arrogant elven king and some too-stubborn dwarf lords, helped with a dark elven FalseFlagOperation, the straw that broke the camel's back was when said elven king had the dwarven emissary to his court ''shaved'' for his own amusement. The subsequent war is known as "[[SeriousBusiness the War of Vengeance]]" to the dwarfs, who do not take kindly to use of the more common elven term, "the War of the Beard".
813** Empire wizards who study the Lore of Death are ''not'' BlackMagic users but Amethyst Wizards. This is a very important distinction in a setting where TheDarkSide exists and is a real threat for wizards. Studying actual BlackMagic and {{Necromancy}} inevitably corrupts wizards and drive them to do bad things to humanity at a whole, while Shyish (the Wind of Death) will at worst [[WeAllDieSomeday turn you slightly fatalistic]] and give you a taste for GallowsHumour.
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815
816[[folder:Theatre]]
817* ''Theatre/LesMiserables'': In response to being addressed by his prison number (24601), Valjean says "My ''name'' is Jean Valjean." Conversely, InspectorJavert makes a point of calling Valjean "24601" on several occasions.
818* In the musical version of ''Theatre/TheScarletPimpernel'', Englishman Sir Percy Blakeney (a.k.a. the Scarlet Pimpernel) continually refers to his rival, the Frenchman Chauvelin, as "Mr. Shovelin".
819* ''Theatre/TheTwentyFifthAnnualPutnamCountySpellingBee'': William Barfée constantly reminds Panch and Peretti that his name is pronounced Bar-''FAY''. There's an acute accent.
820* An old Vaudeville joke involves a man who thinks he's found his long-lost friend. The straight man says nothing except "I'm not Rappaport", thereby giving the joke its name. It also inspired a successful play in TheEighties as well as a film starring Walter Matthau.
821-->'''Joker:''' Hey, Rappaport! I haven't seen you in ages. How have you been?\
822'''Straight man:''' I'm not Rappaport.\
823'''Joker:''' Rappaport, what happened to you? You used to be a short fat guy, and now you're a tall skinny guy.\
824'''Straight man:''' I'm not Rappaport.\
825'''Joker:''' Rappaport, you used to be a young guy with a beard, and now you're an old guy with a mustache.\
826'''Straight man:''' I'm not Rappaport.\
827'''Joker:''' Rappaport, how has this happened? You used to be a cowardly little white guy, and now you're a big imposing black guy.\
828'''Straight man:''' I'm not Rappaport.\
829'''Joker:''' And you changed your name, too!
830* This act was then turned on its head by French Canadian absurdist comedy duo ''Les Denis Drolet'', where one of the two would insist the other is named "Jacques" despite the other's protestations that his name is "Jean", and they would argue back and forth like this for a couple minutes until "Jean" finally realizes he'd been mistaken and his name was indeed "Jacques".
831* In ''Theatre/BlackFriday'', Tom would like you to know that he doesn't suffer PTSD flashbacks; he remembers bad things ''vividly''. Also, Linda is ''not'' in charge of a {{cult}}, she's in charge of an exciting new religion!
832* In ''Theatre/AllShookUp'', Honky-Tonk owner Sylvia refers to her regular drunk patrons as "alcohol enthusiasts."
833[[/folder]]
834
835[[folder:Toys]]
836* ''Toys/{{Bionicle}}'':
837** Berix in ''Bionicle: The Legend Reborn'' isn't a thief; he's a "collector"!
838** Real-life ''Bionicle'' example, no longer in effect: the Toa carried ''tools'', not ''weapons''. LEGO was very cautious about this, because the word "weapon" apparently carries a less family-friendly meaning. When their violence-policy changed around 2006, it became free to use, and, just as well, the storyline suddenly became a lot more DarkerAndEdgier.
839* You don't have ''Legos''; you have ''LEGO® Bricks'' or ''LEGO® toys''. This is a little bit of StuckOnBandAidBrand.
840* Toys such as ''Franchise/GIJoe'' and the ''Franchise/{{Transformers}}'', are often marketed for boys, with a claim that they are definitely not dolls (despite matching every description and definition of Dolls). Instead, they are referred to as "action figures. After all, dolls are toys that ''girls'' play with. The term "action figure" was ''originally'' coined to describe the first 12-inch ''GI Joe'' toys.
841* Legally, Franchise/{{Transformers}} ''[[NonindicativeName do not transform]]'', and you will get in [[BrandNameTakeover big trouble with Hasbro]] if you say they do. They "Convert" from one mode to another, and the difficulty rating [[NonIndicativeDifficulty theoretically]] measures difficulty of "conversion". The reasoning is if Franchise/{{Transformers}} "transform", then [[BrandNameTakeover "Transformers" is just a generic name for the type of toy they are, and thus cannot be preserved as a trademark.]] But if it "converts", then the generic term for transforming robot action figures is "converters", of which Franchise/{{Transformers}} is one of the most successful brands. This is mostly ignored by the fiction, although there are points where Hasbro will step in. This can lead to some very silly situations, whether it's Optimus Prime being known for the order "Transform and roll out!" or the ''TabletopGame/MagicTheGathering'' cards having to call flipping the card from robot to vehicle or vice versa "converting" even though the game has used "transform" to refer to flipping cards between two states, printed on opposite sides, for a decade.
842[[/folder]]
843
844[[folder:Video Games]]
845* Zorbak is an "ebil" moglin {{Necromancer}} present in several original Creator/ArtixEntertainment games, and he frequently corrects people who call him evil. What, exactly, separates evil from "ebil" is up for interpretation, but, if the little blue troublemaker's actions are anything to go by, being "ebil" seems to mean being more a StupidEvil JerkAss than a real villain in one's own right.
846* ''VideoGame/ANNOMutationem'': [[spoiler:Ann]] is referred as "[[YouAreNumberSix Subject 06]]" by The Consortium as she was formally once part of the Gatekeeper Project and they won't hesitate to refer to her as that.
847* In ''VisualNovel/AseliaTheEternalTheSpiritOfEternitySword'' there's a kind of pastry that's basically identical to a waffle filled with some sort of sugary fruit. Lemuria constantly corrects him when he calls it a waffle instead of a yofwal, while in turn he stubbornly refuses to refer to them as anything ''but'' waffles.
848* In ''VideoGame/AssassinsCreedIII'', Robert Faulkner gets uppity when Connor calls the ''Aquila'' a boat, insisting that she - not it! - is a ship.
849* In ''VideoGame/AtelierEschaAndLogyAlchemistsOfTheDuskSky'', Reyfer and Threia don't have arguments according to Reyfer. They "express differing opinions at elevated intensity and volume."
850* In ''VideoGame/AtelierFirisTheAlchemistAndTheMysteriousJourney'', at one point, when you make a Bomb, Revy appears and asks Firis if the names she uses for the items are one she comes up with on her own. She says that sometimes they are, but sometimes she just uses the old names. He suggests pepping them up a little - for example, the Bomb becoming the "Searing Orb of Crimson Flame." Firis immediately takes to the idea and the scene changes to Liane asking Firis for an Uni Bag and a Zettel, which Firis has now taken to calling the "Fury of the Earth" and the "Blessed Paper of God's Grace."
851-->'''Liane''': Huh...? Fury of earth...? Blessed... What?\
852'''Revy''': Heh heh. Firis and I thought of new names for her items. Aren't they awe inspiring? Epic?\
853'''Liane''': Um, sorry. They're too hard to understand now. Could you change them back to their old names?
854* The title character of ''VideoGame/TheBastardOfKosigan'', a Burgundian during the period when which the Duchy of Burgundy was an independent state, has the option of taking offense when people refer to him as a Frenchman.
855* In ''VideoGame/BatmanArkhamOrigins'', Jervice Tetch, the Mad Hatter, insists that he's not "crazy", he's ''mad''. There is a difference... even if he can't remember it.
856** Throughout the ''Franchise/BatmanArkhamSeries'', Batman is very particular about how addresses his Rogues Gallery members. He may refer to them by their codenames, but he will not call them that to their face. Exceptions are The Joker, Ra's, and Bane, who have no known names besides those. Otherwise:
857*** Riddler, Penguin, Firefly, and [[spoiler: Professor Pyg]] get a LastNameBasis. This may be deliberate to tweak their noses.
858*** Hush, Two-Face, and Mister Freeze get a FirstNameBasis. The first two [[WeUsedToBeFriends are old friends or allies of Batman]] so that makes a certain amount of sense (he's definitely mocking Hush though), and calling Mister Freeze "Victor" may be due to his TragicVillain status.
859*** Harley Quinn is the odd one out, who he always calls "Quinn". Which while the last name of her codename, isn't her ''real'' last name (Quinzel), making it an odd combination of using their last name and codename.
860* In ''VideoGame/Borderlands2'', Handsome Jack wishes to make very clear the difference between "choking" and "strangling".
861--> '''Handsome Jack''': No, no, Jimmy, choking is something you ''do'' when you eat too fast. As I'm crushing Mr. Moorin's windpipe with my watch chain, what I'm doing is actually referred to as ''strangling''.
862** And later:
863--> '''Handsome Jack''': Mr. Tassiter--maybe you can settle up something for me--do you know the difference between choking and strangling?
864* ''VideoGame/{{Crysis}} 3'': Claire insists on calling Prophet "hardware". Prophet disagrees.
865* Paws from ''VideoGame/CthulhuSavesTheWorld'' would like to remind you that he is not a ''cat'', but an ''ultharian'' (a race of green feline-shaped aliens whose tails can transform into CombatTentacles), a fact Umi won't learn any time soon.
866* The Pirate Barbers in ''VideoGame/TheCurseOfMonkeyIsland'' prefer the term "Buccaneer Hairstylists".
867* ''VideoGame/DragonAgeInquisition'':
868** Horsemaster Dennet will never address the Herald of Andraste as anything except "Inquisition." Not Inquisi''tor,'' which is his/her later title, but "Inquisition."
869** Dalish of the Bull's Chargers insists that she's an "archer," despite it being very obvious that she's an apostate mage. She also claims that her magic staff is a "bow". The glowing crystal is for aiming; old elven trick, you wouldn't understand. The other Chargers go along with this to protect Dalish from people who don't like apostates (which is pretty much everybody). Hilariously, in the tie-in comic ''Magekiller,'' Dalish's mage staff is finally seen and it actually ''is'' shaped like a bow.
870** Imshael is '''not''' a desire demon. He is a [[PunctuatedForEmphasis Choice. Spirit.]]
871** The Qunari do this a lot whenever some of their members don't quite fit in their roles, particularly gender roles. If a woman wants to be a soldier and proves to be very good at it, she is allowed to fight, but is also considered a man while fighting. Because women under the Qun ''aren't'' soldiers. Likewise, the Qun treats mages as dangerous things (literally, the Qunari term for mages, "Saarebas," means ''dangerous thing'') that must be chained up like animals. If a mage earns the respect of the Qunari, the Qunari simply don't think of that person as a mage. They are non-mages who just happen to be able to perform magic. But they are ''not'' mages.
872** Dorian is mildly annoyed by the fact that "Magister" is used as a general term for all Tevinter mages among non-Tevinters, since it's an official position. He has to specifically explain that while he is a mage from Tevinter, he is not a Magister.
873* In ''VideoGame/DragonQuestV'', a character insists that his name is "Not Dwight Dwarf! Da White Dwarf!"
874* The ''VideoGame/DwarfFortress'' community insist on calling [[spoiler:[[PhysicalHell hell]]]] Hidden Fun Stuff. [[spoiler:[[TheLegionsOfHell Demons]]]] are Clowns, and [[spoiler:[[{{Unobtanium}} adamantine]]]] is cotton candy. Also, any mention of possible failure or defeat is referred to as "[[HilarityEnsues Fun]]."
875* ''Franchise/TheElderScrolls'':
876** Dremora are an intelligent race of [[OurDemonsAreDifferent lesser Daedra]] who are most commonly found in the service of [[DestroyerDeity Mehrunes Dagon]] as his LegionsOfHell. Though they are commonly referred to as "Dremora", they prefer to identify themselves as "The Kyn", which translates to "The People" in the [[ConLang Daedric language]]. This is because they consider themselves superior and more intelligent than the other lesser Daedra, which they see as little more than mindless beasts.
877** In ''[[VideoGame/TheElderScrollsIVOblivion Oblivion]]'', an aspiring Orc "knight" named Mazoga insists that the player call her "Sir Mazoga" or similar, and will get angry if the player does not. Depending on dialogue choices and how the player handles the associated quest, she eventually realizes she's being a pompous jerk.
878** In ''[[VideoGame/TheElderScrollsVSkyrim Skyrim]]'''s ''Dawnguard'' DLC, Knight-Paladin Gelebor [[spoiler: - the [[LastOfHisKind last surviving uncorrupted Falmer]] - prefers to be called a "Snow-Elf"]], since the term ''Falmer'' has become stigmatized due to the actions of their debased kin, to whom he refers as "The Betrayed".
879* ''VideoGame/{{Fallout}}'':
880** In ''VideoGame/Fallout2'', the citizens of Vault City keep a slave labor force, but insist upon calling them "Servants", and make a habit of expelling those who say otherwise. There is ''some'' meaningful contextual difference,[[note]]There is a powerful Slaver's Guild dominating the slave trade in the region, but Vault City's servants are disconnected from that trade, and formally Vault City is unfriendly to the Slaver's Guild[[/note]] but mostly it is just Vault City being elitist jerks.
881** When you meet Angela Bishop for the first time, she will ask if you are one of her dad's goons. One of the possible answers is that yes, you are one of ''Mr. Bishop's ENFORCERS'', thank you very much.
882** Similarly, in the ''VideoGame/Fallout3'' DLC Pack "The Pitt", The leader of the Pitt Raiders, Ashur, insists that his subordinates refer to the slave populace as "workers".
883*** Also in ''3'':
884--->'''Butch:''' I'm a barber, not a hairdresser! There's a difference!
885** Fawkes, the [[TokenHeroicOrc token good Super Mutant]], insists that he is a "Meta-Human". Also, Dr. Barrows in Underworld calls Ghouls "post necrotic humans", feral ghouls are "Ferocious Post Necrotic Human Dystrophy," and Glowing Ones are "Luminous Post Necrotic Humans."
886** And in ''VideoGame/FalloutNewVegas'', we have the subtle distinction between a scavenger and a ''prospector'', along with the varying ways to say Caesar's name.[[note]]Most characters pronounce it "See-zer", like most Americans do. Members of Caesar's Legion (and, for some reason, Marcus the Super Mutant) pronounce it correctly as "Kai-sar".[[/note]]
887*** Ranger Jackson is not allowed to hire mercenaries to help him. If someone ''were'' to help him, they most certainly will not be compensated in any way. However, there's a chance he might "accidentally lose" some supplies when they get back.
888*** Mr. House doesn't hide the fact that he'd be the sole ruler of New Vegas, but he'd be an ''autocrat'', not a dictator.
889*** Raul, a ghoul who was alive before the bombs fell, insists that the Arizona city now known as "Two-Sun" still is and will always be ''Tuscon'', dammit!
890*** Dr. Klein of Old World Blues makes it clear that Big MT is meant to be Big Mountain and not "Big Empty" as it is known elsewhere.
891* ''Franchise/FinalFantasy'':
892** Cid in ''VideoGame/FinalFantasyII'' wants to make it perfectly clear that he's ''lending'' you his airship. [[spoiler:But seeing as those are his last words...]]
893** Locke of ''VideoGame/FinalFantasyVI''. He's not a thief, he's a ''treasure hunter''. And he'll '''rip your lungs out''' for saying otherwise! What makes this one line particularly funny is that the SNES translation is so aggressively kid-friendly that it refuses to acknowledge the existence of pubs and the word "death" and its variants... but threatening to pull out somebody's internal organs is A-OK?
894*** He's much less violent in the GBA remake. He'll just beat the crap out of you.
895** Cloud Strife of ''VideoGame/FinalFantasyVIIRemake'' answers everyone asking if he's [[SuperSoldier SOLDIER]] by clarifying "'''Ex'''-[=SOLDIER=]" to make it clear he does not work for Shinra anymore.
896** Ashe from ''VideoGame/FinalFantasyXII'', leader of LaResistance - ''not'' the Insurgence.
897** Carvellain, one of Limsa Lominsa's many {{Privateer}}s, is known for dealing in spices. This confuses a newly-minted player character sent to obtain something totally non-culinary until another [=NPC=] explains that Carvellain calls ''everything'' he seizes from Garlean vessels "spice" regardless of what that cargo actually is.
898* Canas from ''VideoGame/FireEmblemTheBlazingBlade'' would like to remind you that it is incorrect to refer to [[CastingAShadow the elder magic that he practices]] as [[DarkIsNotEvil dark magic]], which according to him is "a rather biased term".
899* Regardless of [[ArtisticLicenseEngineering certain quirks,]] Freddy Fazbear and his friends from ''VideoGame/FiveNightsAtFreddys'' are ''animatronics,'' not robots, HomicideMachines, or [[Franchise/RoboCop RoboCop clones]] in FunnyAnimal costumes.[[note]]Even the fanbase itself generally refuses to call them anything else.[[/note]]
900* An example from ''VideoGame/GabrielKnight 2'': "I do not know what it's like where you're from, Mr. Knight, but people refer to me as Herr Doktor Klingmann here."
901* Every time he is called "the man who killed [[OmnicidalManiac Thanos]]" or a variation of such in ''VideoGame/GuardiansOfTheGalaxy2021'', Drax the Destroyer is quick to correct that he "allegedly" did it. While he thinks it is ''possible'' he did so, he doesn't remember actually landing the killing blow during their fight and he passed out before its end. On one hand, they NeverFoundTheBody. On the other, no one has seen or heard of Thanos since.
902* The Chariot Line of ''VideoGame/HorizonZeroDawn'' are "peacekeepers". Not killer robots bought by companies to attack other companies, that consume biomass, self-replicate and can't be hacked [[spoiler: that go haywire and kill off the entire planet]].
903* Both InUniverse (as referenced in StopPokingMe quotes) and out, ''VideoGame/HeroesOfTheStorm'' is a ''Hero Brawler'', not a {{MOBA}}.
904* ''VideoGame/IWasATeenageExoclonist'':
905** Sometimes, you can see Tangent taking a nap, and when you wake her up, she'll insist that she wasn't sleeping and that "it is crucial to rest the eyes, to maintain adequate moisture levels."
906** If you tell your parents that you want to become a farmer like them, they'll say that they prefer to be called "agriculturists" or "cultivators".
907* Delsin Rowe of ''VideoGame/InfamousSecondSon'' insists that you refer to his kind as Conduits, not [[FantasticSlur Bioterrorists]].
908* The Mycologist in ''VideoGame/{{Inscryption}}'' has patients, not victims.
909* ''VideoGame/{{Jak II|Renegade}}'': Krew prefers the term "freedom challenged" over "slave".
910* In ''VideoGame/KatawaShoujo'', this comes up in a context surprisingly unrelated to any disabilities. [[spoiler:Lilly and Shizune]] both insist that their {{Big Fancy House}}s are not "mansion(s)".
911** [[spoiler:Lilly Satou]], after Hisao realizes she is a CovertPervert, will say that she has "a healthy adolescent sex drive".
912* ''Franchise/KingdomHearts'':
913** In both ''VideoGame/KingdomHeartsI'' and ''VideoGame/KingdomHeartsII'', Phil of Olympus Coliseum insists that Sora, Donald and Goofy are not yet heroes, only ''junior'' heroes. He eventually has to give it up when the gods themselves declare the group heroes, as evidenced by the stars in the sky.
914** In ''VideoGame/KingdomHearts358DaysOver2'', Saix insists that the other Organization members refer to Xion as "it" rather than "she," showing his contempt for her [[spoiler:as a replica.]]
915** In ''VideoGame/KingdomHearts3DDreamDropDistance'', Lea repeatedly insists that people refer to him as Lea. [[Funny/KingdomHearts No one does, and he eventually gives up and says that Axel's fine.]]
916* In ''VideoGame/KingsQuest2015'', the Merchant of Miracles insists that the creatures who pull his wagon are ''unicorns,'' even though they're very obviously goats with horns tied to their heads. If questioned about it enough times, he will break down and explain that this is actually a justified example: the trolls who live under the bridges eat goats. But as long as they think Mr. Fancycakes and The Other One are unicorns, the trolls will leave them alone.
917* ''VideoGame/TheLegendOfZeldaPhantomHourglass'': It is implied that Tetra got a lot of this after it was revealed that her [[spoiler:real name is ''Princess Zelda'']], but in the game itself it only happens in one short exchange, where she told Niko to keep calling her "Tetra" instead of the other name. Tetra's level of anger about this seems to imply that it has happened before and started to annoy her.
918* Resident BlackMagicianGirl Chloe from the second ''VideoGame/ManaKhemia'' game insists that her curses and ''black magic that regularly summons demons in combat'' be referred to as "incantations".
919* ''VisualNovel/MarcoAndTheGalaxyDragon'': Marco prefers the term "treasure hunter" to "thief", though she readily admits that she steals things for a living.
920* The ''Franchise/MassEffect'' universe has quite a few of these.
921** Robots with AI programs running in them, are referred to as "synthetics" to differentiate them from naturally evolved "organic" life.
922** The salarian scientist Mordin insists that the DepopulationBomb known as the genophage is not a sterility plague, but a "fertility rate adjustment to optimum growth levels", he'll even point out that sterilizing the krogan out right would have been considerably easier. Given that the krogan ''aren't'' actually sterilized, this is actually accurate. Salarians also do not get married, they "negotiate reproduction contracts".
923** Illium does not allow "[[SlaveryIsASpecialKindOfEvil slavery]]", it allows "indentured servitude". Though from what we hear about the rules and terms of the practice, indentured servitude actually is the more accurate term.
924** The quarian-made [[ShockAndAwe electric pulse gun]] known as the Adas Anti-Synthetic Rifle suffers from a reversal of this trope, with Alliance (human) marines saying that it doesn't have a rifled barrel and doesn't fire bullets, so it shouldn't be called a rifle.
925** The geth insist on calling the RobotWar in which they drove out the quarians from their home planet as "The Morning War" since it occurred immediately after they "woke up" (gained self awareness).
926** Early human biotics weren't drafted for "brain camp"... err, Biotic Acclimation and Temperance Training, they were "encouraged to submit to a review so a greater understanding of biotics could be compiled."
927** This pops up in an amusing conversation between Shepard and Tali in ''VideoGame/MassEffect3'':
928--->'''Shepard:''' How are ''[[DelicateAndSickly you]]'' getting drunk?\
929'''Tali:''' ''[completely plastered]'' Veeeeeeery carefully. Turian brandy, triple filtered, then introduced into the suit via an emergency induction port.\
930'''Shepard:''' ...that's a straw, Tali.\
931'''Tali:''' ''Emerrrrrgency. Induction. Port.''
932** In ''VideoGame/MassEffect2'', it is revealed that all quarians refer to the leader of a ship as "captain", regardless of their actual rank: while Shepard never made the rank of captain, they are still responsible for the lives of the crew of the ''Normandy'', hence, Captain Shepard. This is something RealLife human navies do too.
933** The asari languages make a distinction between the partner that gives birth and the one that does not. The non-birthing partner in an asari/asari or asari/female alien couple is ''not'' the mother, she is the father.
934* ''VideoGame/TheMatrixPathOfNeo'' has an Agent who insists on calling an ex-cop turned security guard "Officer" because he's trying to get him to kill Neo.
935-->'''Agent:''' Do your duty...Officer, kill him, kill him ''now''.
936** Another example with a girl who insists on calling Neo's [[BadassLongRobe cassock]] a "dress".
937* ''VideoGame/MegaManZero'': Copy-X knows that he is a copy from the original VideoGame/MegaManX, but he insists that he is the ''perfect'' copy and even casts himself in a superior light to the original one. Of course, Zero quickly proves him wrong.
938* ''VideoGame/MetalGear'':
939** Every other character in ''VideoGame/MetalGearSolid3SnakeEater'' who witnesses Naked Snake's CQC in action and is not already familiar with CQC itself refers to it as "judo", which was an incredibly popular buzzword in the 1960s.
940** After receiving the title of "Big Boss" at the end of ''[=MGS3=]'', Snake spends much of ''VideoGame/MetalGearSolidPortableOps'' refusing the title and insisting his men continue calling him Snake, before finally accepting the title at the end of the game (and then [[ArcFatigue backtracking to go through the same song and dance again]] in ''[[VideoGame/MetalGearSolidPeaceWalker Peace Walker]]'').
941** In the opening cutscene of ''VideoGame/MetalGearRisingRevengeance'', Raiden notes that Maverick Security Consulting, although technically a {{Private Military Contractor|s}}, prefers to be referred to as a "Private ''Security'' Consultant" to distance themselves from the stigma surrounding [=PMCs=] when they were all but taking over for standing militaries [[VideoGame/MetalGearSolid4GunsOfThePatriots four years prior]].
942* ''VideoGame/{{Minetest}}'': According to its community including the devs, 'Minetest'', a voxel miner not too dissimilar to ''VideoGame/{{Minecraft}}'', is a game platform or, better yet, a modding platform. And not a game. Games run on it. ''minetest_game'', which is bundled with ''Minetest'', is a game, ''[=Mineclone2=]'' is another game, ''Nodecore'' is yet another game, ''[[Franchise/TheLordOfTheRings Lord of the Test]]'' and ''[[Website/SCPFoundation Infinite IKEA]]'' are games, too. By the way, ''these are games''. And no longer subgames.
943* ''Franchise/MortalKombat'': Sub-Zero would like you to know that he is a Lin Kuei assassin, ''not'' a {{ninja}}. [[TruthInTelevision It actually makes sense]] because ninja are Japanese, which makes his rival Scorpion a true ninja, whereas Sub-Zero and the Lin Kuei are Chinese - he even points this out in ''VideoGame/MortalKombatMythologiesSubZero''.
944** Tanya thinks "''enforcer'' of the Deadly Alliance" is such an ugly term. Personally, she thought of herself as an ''ambassador''.
945** Since ''VideoGame/MortalKombatX'' came out, the term "Revenant" is being applied to any kombatant who has been killed to be resurrected later as an undead warrior. In ''VideoGame/MortalKombat11'', however, Noob Saibot prefers the term "Wraith" - his shadowy nature doesn't fit the usual characteristics of a Revenant. Same goes with [=DLC=] character ComicBook/{{Spawn}}, who is... well... a [[ExactlyWhatItSaysOnTheTin Hellspawn]].
946* ''VideoGame/{{Onmyoji|2016}}'': [[TeamPet Kohaku]] does ''not'' take too kindly to being called a dog by other characters, especially [[VitriolicBestBuds Minamoto no Hiromasa]].
947-->'''Kohaku:''' I said, I'm not a dog, I'm a ''[[AsianFoxSpirit fox]]'' ''shikigami''!
948* ''VideoGame/OpenSimulator'' is ''not'' a game! Even less so than ''VideoGame/SecondLife'' thay may have making money as a goal. ''[=OpenSim=]'' completely lacks things that define games, namely a defined objective, a defined goal, a winning condition to try and achieve. You can't play through ''[=OpenSim=]''.
949* In The Dentist trailer of ''VideoGame/Payday2'', when asked about his profession by the titular Dentist, Dallas replies that he works in [[BankRobbery financial transfers]]. Of course, through his connections, The Dentist knows who he was dealing with and offers him a choice: Work for him for a few jobs and get an opportunity to free Hoxton, or have the Dentist use his connection to destroy him.
950* VisualNovel/{{Phoenix Wright|AceAttorney}} is a lawyer. Not a dentist, policemen, detective or parliamentarian. And ''no'', his badge is not made of plastic and not available in a Gumball Machine. (He has to insist on those facts so frequently, it actually strikes him as ''strange'' whenever anyone actually gets it right.)
951** Speaking of which, there's the whole ladder-versus-stepladder debate that happens [[OnceAnEpisode in just about every game.]]
952* In ''VideoGame/PokemonDiamondAndPearl'', the Pastoria City Gym Leader, Wake, insists on being called "Crasher Wake".
953** Yet when you fight him, he's still called "Leader" Wake, just like any other Gym Leader. This is mostly due to character restrictions for in-battle text.
954* In the ''VideoGame/ProfessorLayton'' games, don't bother trying to call Luke Triton anything other than Layton's apprentice. He simply will not accept any other name for their relationship. He even cuts off Layton himself whenever the professor tries to clarify it.
955** And in ''VideoGame/ProfessorLaytonAndTheCuriousVillage'', Layton repeatedly corrects that he is ''not'' a detective, which is actually true; he's a college professor of archaeology who dabbles in puzzle solving. This doesn't stop the people of St. Mystere from constantly ''thinking'' that's the case, though.
956* Tear from ''VideoGame/RecettearAnItemShopsTale'' is a loan shark (not quite [[AllDevouringBlackHoleLoanSharks that]] bad, she's nice and helpful about it) but doesn't like to be called as such.
957* In ''VideoGame/RuneFactoryTidesOfDestiny'' during Joe's second friendship event, Sonja calls Joe a 'pervert' for looking through a crack in the women's bath. He insists that he is a 'treasure hunter' who is after 'a different sort of treasure'.
958* ''VideoGame/SaintsRow'':
959** Dex wishes you to know that it's "The Carnales" or "Los Carnales", not "The Los Carnales", as [[DepartmentOfRedundancyDepartment "los" means "the" in Spanish]].
960** In ''VideoGame/SaintsRowTheThird'', Phillipe Loren is called a "French fuck" by the Boss due to his obvious French accent, only for Loren to say "Please. I am Belgian". Once Gat does it again, Phillipe goes into killing mode, confirming it to be a BerserkButton.
961** In ''VideoGame/SaintsRowIV'', the Boss takes offense every time they are called a [[TheSociopath sociopath]], loudly insisting that they are a "puckish rogue". Though the accuracy of their preferred term can be debated, they're actually correct to say they're not a sociopath since [[BenevolentBoss they genuinely care about their fellow Saints too much to qualify as one]].
962* In ''VideoGame/{{Sam and Max|FreelancePolice}}: The Devil's Playhouse'', Sam and Max argue over [[NotUsingTheZWord what to call the Sam clone army]]; Sam insists on "Samulacra", and Max insists on "Dogglegangers". This develops into a RunningGag. Amusingly, when playing as Sam and mousing over one of the clones, the text indicating the name of the object reads "Samulacra", [[DevelopersForesight but when playing as Max it reads "Dogglegangers"]].
963* The students and professionals in ''VideoGame/SenranKagura'' are Shinobi. The promo materials occasionally call them ninja, but ''never'' kunoichi. While the latter is a decently well-known term for female ninja even in the west, it carries the connotation of relying on [[HoneyTrap deception and feminine wiles]], which Shinobi [[ActionGirl just don't do]].
964** There's also an odd example in the narrative of ''Shinovi Versus''. Using dark powers to force your will on someone is "brainwashing", but apparently using your influence to take in young orphans with a specific and tragic background and then raising them in complete isolation to foster a fanatical, homicidal hatred for a specific group is not. [[spoiler:Could have something to do with Dougen being the BigBad and Kurokage feeling guilty about his actions on his deathbed and asking Honzo to deliberately undermine what he'd done, but the narrative is suspiciously hesitant to label a "Good Shinobi's" outrageously selfish plan anything negative. Of course, [[GreyAndGrayMorality that might be the point]].]]
965** The ''VideoGame/{{Neptunia}}'' games poke fun at this. The games use every synonym for ninja in the descriptions of [=MarvelousAQL=]'s equipment... ''except'' for shinobi.
966* ''VideoGame/ShinMegamiTenseiIVApocalypse'' has Gaston, a military officer from Mikado who insists that you call him ''Sir'' Gaston. Though he later drops it due to a demotion and going through a fair bit of CharacterDevelopment.
967* In ''VideoGame/SidMeiersAlphaCentauri'', the humans that have settled the new planet have vowed not to repeat the mistakes that turned Earth into such a CrapsackWorld, and as such they will not declare war on one another. Factions ''will'' have prolonged periods of armed conflict against each other when they become displeased, but they call it 'Vendetta' instead.
968* Meta-example for ''VideoGame/StarTrekOnline''. Cryptic insists the Klingon ''Bortasqu[='=]''-class is a "battle cruiser" despite the fact that stats-wise it's really a Starfleet-style cruiser with the serial numbers filed off: an engineering/tactical MightyGlacier. This led to them not giving it all four cruiser commands when they debuted (although in practice "Attract Fire" isn't that useful in the PVE metagame anyway).
969* Early in [[VideoGame/StarWarsTheOldRepublic Star Wars: The Old Republic's]] ''Knights Of The Eternal Throne'', you meet former-Moff Lorman who, in the intervening five years since everything which took place before ''Fallen Empire'', rose to the rank of Minister. With the player character (regardless of whether they were affiliated with the Sith Empire or not) being accompanied by a former Republic SIS agent (Theron Shan) and a Sith who was the former right-hand of a traitorous Dark Lord (Lana Beniko), all three of them can - and, if given the chance, will - get in on intentionally omitting his new title. Or referring to him by his old one. The more they do it, the more irate he gets.
970* Meta-Example: Owing to Natsume owning the term ''Harvest Moon'', the tiny Harvest Sprites in all the ''VideoGame/StoryOfSeasons'' games after the name change are called the ''Nature'' Sprites. (The Harvest Goddess is still called that, but she's only appeared in one game since the change.) ''VideoGame/StoryOfSeasonsPioneersOfOliveTown'' calls them Earth Sprites, since they're all brown and egg-shaped.
971* In ''VideoGame/StrongBadsCoolGameForAttractivePeople: 8-bit is Enough'', Strong Sad ends up in the world of Peasant's Quest wearing a pointy hat. He insists that he's a wizard, and gets miffed if people call him a princess.
972* In ''VideoGame/SuperRobotWars Original Generation'', Dr. Marion Radom flat out ''refuses'' to call Kyosuke's and Excellen's machines the Alteisen and Weissritter, instead using their original, production-model names -- the Gespenst Mk. III and Gespenst Mk. II Custom, respectively.
973** Until ''[=OG2=]'', anyway, when she's impressed enough by their performance to call them by their codenames. Her selective hearing still keeps Excellen from getting a proper upgrade for "Weissy," though.
974** Somewhat justified in her dislike for the name of Alt Eisen, as it's name is German for "Old/Scrap Iron" was partly picked as a means of mocking Radom's stubborn refusal to use alien Extra-Over Technology, and preference to sticking with the somewhat aging Gespenst design that she helped develop in the first place, when the military brass and other manufacturers wanted more advanced technology instead. Not that Radom didn't have justifiable concerns, given her ex-husband was nearly killed due to a serious malfunction of an Extra Over Tech based engine in the planned next gen Huckebeins that halted their development for some time.
975* ''VideoGame/TalesOfTheAbyss'':
976-->'''Jade:''' Why if it isn't Dist the Runny!\
977'''Dist:''' The Rose! R-O-S-E, rose! Dist the Rose!\
978'''Anise:''' You mean Dist the Reaper.\
979'''Dist:''' Silence! I refuse to accept that name! It's Rose! ROSE!
980* ''VideoGame/TalesOfSymphonia'':
981-->"It's Magnius from the eastern ranch!"\
982"That's LORD Magnius, vermin!"
983** And of course, the [[VideoGame/TalesOfSymphoniaDawnOfTheNewWorld sequel]] has the Nazdrovie / Light-Frog debate between Centurion Tenebrae and the main cast. The main cast start out calling it the latter while Tenebrae insists on the former. Being that Tenebrae is normally TheGadfly, they decide to get back at him by purposefully using 'light frog' until he gives up and starts calling it that too, at which point they suddenly start calling it a Nazdrovie instead.
984* ''VideoGame/TeamFortress2'':
985** In "Meet the Sniper" video, the Sniper is discussing his career choice with his unseen father over the phone, and it's evident from the Sniper's exasperation that they've had this conversation many, many times before:
986--->'''Sniper:''' I'm not a "crazed gunman", Dad, I'm an ''assassin''. ''[{{beat}}]'' Well, the difference bein' one is a job and the other's mental ''sickness''!
987** Also, it is not "[[UrineTrouble a jar of pee]]". It is ''jar-based karate''.
988** With Halloween 2011, we now have MONOCULUS!, all caps and exclamation point necessary. Upon being killed by him, players must raise their hands to the skies and shout his name (then explain to the cops when they show up).
989** In "Expiration Date", the Scout confides in the Spy that he'd like to get a date with Miss Pauling. The Spy proceeds to mock his lack of ability to get girls, to which the Scout protests. He's great at getting ''girls''. He's not so good at getting ''ladies'', and unfortunately Miss Pauling falls into the latter category. As for an example of the former category:
990--->''[The Scout is standing next to a girl in a fried chicken joint. Each of them has a bucket of chicken.]''\
991'''Scout:''' We both got buckets a' chicken. You wan' do it?\
992'''Girl:''' ''[shrug]'' Eh, okay.
993* Lara Croft of ''Franchise/TombRaider'' uses a more honest euphemism than most examples of this trope. "Tomb Raider" can be converted to "Grave Robber" just by replacing words with their synonyms.
994* Marisa Kirisame of the ''Franchise/TouhouProject'' series doesn't steal things. She borrows them. [[DistinctionWithoutADifference Without permission. For the rest of her life.]]
995** Also, regardless of what kinda first impression [[RobeAndWizardHat her clothes]] might leave you with, Marisa totally isn't a witch. She is, in fact, a {{miko}}/nurse/merchant/burglar. And her name is [[TheRival Reimu Hakurei.]]
996** Yukari Yakumo is the one responsible for humans being spirited away. So if someone disappears without her involvement, they haven't been "spirited away" and she'd appreciate it if you referred to their disappearance using some other terminology.
997* Dr. Hello in ''VideoGame/TreasureHunterG'' gets rather peeved when Red addresses him as just that, insisting on being called "the last remaining mad scientist, Dr. Hello"
998* Creator version. The makers of the ''Franchise/WhenTheyCry'' franchise insist their VisualNovel's are "sound novels" due to their [[SugarWiki/AwesomeMusic reliance on]] {{s|careChord}}ound.
999* ''VideoGame/{{XenoGears}}'': Krelian always calls Fei as 'Lacan' since he was more familiar with his past incarnation.
1000* The proper abbreviated name of the UsefulNotes/NintendoEntertainmentSystem is the NES, not "the Nintendo", per Nintendo of America's naming guidelines. Likewise, the proper shorthand for the UsefulNotes/SuperNintendoEntertainmentSystem is "Super NES", not the "Super Nintendo". This hasn't prevented the use of "Nintendo" and "Super Nintendo" as common names for these platforms in colloquial speech though.
1001** Despite this, Nintendo of Europe never enforced these guidelines strictly when it came to localizing text in languages other than English. It's not uncommon to find the term "Super Nintendo" slipped by in an ad copy for a game in German or Italian where the English equivalent would use "Super NES" instead (compare the various ad copies for ''VideoGame/SuperMarioAllStars'' [[https://www.mobygames.com/game/6613/super-mario-all-stars/covers/ here]]). Even Nintendo of Europe's official site refers to their 16-bit console as a "Super Nintendo."
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1005* ''WebAnimation/FreedomToons'': In "Noah's Ark 2018" the Hipster in charge the ark claims that it's not an Ark but an "Authortarian Resistance Carrier", until Seamus points out that Islam has the Noah's ark narrative at which point she admits it's an ark.
1006* ''WebAnimation/HelluvaBoss'': Stolas and Stella don't celebrate their wedding anniversary; they celebrate their "[[AwfulWeddedLife not-divorced]]" anniversary.
1007* ''WebAnimation/IfTheEmperorHadATextToSpeechDevice'':
1008** When dealing with the Emperor, it's never just [[TheParagonAlwaysRebels Horus]]; it's always ''Fucking'' Horus. He has good reasons to be mad even to this day, however.
1009** Marneus Calgar, the Chapter Master of Ultramarines, is not Marneus Calgar -- he's ''[[ShoutOut Papa]]'' ''[[Franchise/TheSmurfs Smurf]]''.
1010* ''WebAnimation/RedVsBlue'':
1011** Donut insists that his armor is ''not'' pink; it is ''lightish red''.
1012--->"They have a word for that. PINK!"
1013** And Doc isn't a doctor. He's a medic. He doesn't actually heal you; he just makes you more comfortable while you die.
1014* ''WebAnimation/{{RWBY}}'':
1015** Bartholomew Oobleck is to be addressed as ''Doctor'', not Professor. He worked hard for his [=PhD=].
1016** Neptune's not a nerd, he's an ''intellectual''.
1017** It's not a dress, it's a ''combat skirt''.
1018* The "Só Levando" series.
1019** In a season, a hospital was illegally recycling gauze. The employee in charge of collecting the used gauze insisted on describing his job as a "gauze collector" but everybody else called him a garbageman.
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1022[[folder:Webcomics]]
1023* ''Webcomic/TheAdventuresOfDrMcNinja'': Space monsters are known to exist. Not space aliens, space monsters. They're planet-sized and humanity prays they don't notice the Earth.
1024* ''Webcomic/BladeBunny''. People keep mistaking Bunny for some assassin named Rabbit or Hare or something. It's Bunny!
1025* The protagonist of ''Webcomic/{{Catena}}'' may be named Treiss, but as far as her housemate Bear is concerned, her name is Chinchilla. Full stop. Nobody really knows why, given that she's actually a snow leopard...
1026* In ''WebComic/CommanderKitty'', [[TopHeavyGuy Moose]] will have you know he's entered a ''contest'', not a [[http://www.commanderkitty.com/2009/04/27/ow/ pageant]].
1027* While most words in ''Webcomic/CoolAndNewWebComic'' are misspelled all the time, all proper nouns are consistently misspelled a certain way, such as Prospit always being referred to as Prostit. Averted with Sburb, which is never spelled consistently.
1028* ''Webcomic/DragonMango'' has Cherry who can [[spoiler:teleport]]. However, anyone actually calling it that will provoke a correction from her, where she insists she can "pfffft".
1029* ''Webcomic/{{Dregs}}'': Those aren't guns Mags has, they're "Pneumatic Weapons".
1030* ''Webcomic/{{Drowtales}}'', Dycle calls it 'courting', expressing the desire to court one as beautiful and smart as Snad. Snad calls it wanting to fuck her.
1031* ''Webcomic/DubiousCompany'':
1032** Mary learned that around [[GodSaveUsFromTheQueen Queen Marl]], elves and elfs are [[FantasticRacism completely]] different races.
1033** Also Elator's [[GirlishPigtails hair]] is '''manly'''.
1034* ''Webcomic/ElGoonishShive'':
1035** Even after Susan [[http://www.egscomics.com/?date=2010-05-21 gives up trying]] to distance the [[spoiler: Aberration she and Nanase fought in France]] from the word "vampire" she insists on referring to it as "the monster". Sarah and Grace continue calling it a vampire though.
1036** In one of the canon EGS NP side comics, Susan [[http://www.egscomics.com/egsnp.php?id=200 insists]] that a fairy doll she just received is an action figure despite the fact that such objects had been referred to as dolls on every prior occasion.
1037** Lavender, a US-born member of an extraterrestrial race, strenuously objects to being called an "alien," to the point that Mr. Verres threatens to send Wolf to sensitivity training for doing so.
1038** In one of the FourthWallMailSlot comics, Kevin objects to being called a "minion," instead preferring "assistant." Dan points out that minions are paid more, and Kevin decides he's fine with being a minion.
1039* ''Webcomic/{{Galaxion}}'' has a reasonable example - the planet 76432-69-GM has landmasses exactly like Earth - the protagonists have to remind themselves they are, in fact, on an alien planet.
1040* ''Webcomic/GirlGenius'':
1041** Othar Tryggvassen, '''GentlemanAdventurer!'''. It gets so ingrained that Krosp [[GotMeDoingIt once does the correction reflexively without Othar present]] (before stopping halfway and noticing to his horror what he'd just done).
1042** In TheRant rather than the comic itself, hyperlinks are always "elegant and finely-crafted".
1043** And the comic itself, which is a part of the Gaslamp Fantasy genre, most definitely not SteamPunk.
1044** Gilgamesh is ''very'' insistent that the little Heterodyne generator is not a lamp. The novelisations state that it is in fact a lamp. It just happens to have other functions as well. [[ComplexityAddiction The Heterodynes liked building devices with multiple uses]], "at least one of which was invariably for surprising people."
1045** When Agatha officially announces herself as the new Heterodyne, the Castle is very insistent that she say "tremble and obey!" This is because the Castle is about to ring the Doom Bell, which makes ''everyone'' (except the Heterodyne) tremble.
1046** [[http://www.girlgeniusonline.com/comic.php?date=20080901#.Xp21u3szbIU Castle Heterodyne also insists that]] its guardian systems aren't called "devil dogs" but "fun-sized mobile agony and death dispensers".
1047* ''Webcomic/{{Homestuck}}'':
1048** Rose's Pesterchum text isn't [[PurpleProse purple]]. It's ''velvet''.
1049** [[TeamMom Kanaya]] doesn't meddle. She ''helps''.
1050** [[ClarkesThirdLaw Eridan]] insists that he's not using fake magic bullshit and that you call his new weapon a science [[VerbalTic wwand]].
1051** Creator/AndrewHussie doesn't merely draw ''Homestuck''. [[ChewingTheScenery HE CONJURES THIS INTREPID FANTASYSCAPE WITH TEARS BLED FROM THE WISDOM-WEARY EYES OF FIFTY THOUSAND IMAGINARY MAGICIANS, etc etc]]
1052*** Hussie also insists that what he does isn't [[TrollingCreator trolling]], it's "doing jokes".
1053* In ''Webcomic/TheInexplicableAdventuresOfBob'' Bigfoots prefer to be called Bigfeet.
1054* ''Webcomic/{{Inhuman}}''. They're not furries, they're aliens.
1055* In the fantasy theme of ''Webcomic/IrregularWebcomic'', Mordekai is not a thief. He is a "lovable rogue."
1056* In ''Webcomic/MageAndDemonQueen'', [[SnakePeople lamia]] general Melathia insists that [[YuriFan her writing Yuri love stories]] is not a hobby. It's a side-occupation.
1057* ''Webcomic/ManlyGuysDoingManlyThings'': When the Commander's superiors leave him in a briefing room for hours in an effort to drive him crazy, they blink first when they realize he's making paper stars out of the briefing documents they left behind. The admiral calls it "passive-aggressive defiance," but the Commander insists it is "deliberate, aggressive, ''non-violent'' defiance."
1058* ''Webcomic/MedicPics'': The artist insists on calling the inside of the elbow the antecubital fossa - before he's even started medical school.
1059* In ''Webcomic/{{Nedroid}}'' there are no vampires, only [[http://nedroid.com/2010/10/open-door/ Draculas]].
1060* ''Webcomic/PokemonX'': His name is Jim Gai, but you can just call him Gym Guy. Except when he randomly reverses this. It seems that whatever spelling he prefers is the one that the protagonists did not just use.
1061* ''Webcomic/RiversideExtras'': The tattoos that girls in the Roses get aren't "ink", they're '''brands'''. This is to distinguish themselves from their rival gang the Ink.
1062* [[TheFairFolk Jareth]] in ''{{Webcomic/Roommates}}'' insists on calling one of the memetic [[ChangelingTale bad habits]] of his species ''babysitting'' in ''Webcomic/GirlsNextDoor'' he also insists on calling his pouting / sulking ''Glowering Ominously''.
1063* ''Webcomic/SamAndFuzzy''. If you're in the Ninja Mafia, does that make you a [[NinjaPirateZombieRobot Ninja Mafioso]]?
1064* ''Webcomic/SandraAndWoo'': The CorruptCorporateExecutive who tries to take Sandra away is insistent that he's not a vampire.
1065->'''Armin Fish:''' Man-eaters, please, not vampires. The vampires are in the movie industry and we don’t get along with them very well.
1066* ''Webcomic/SeiyuuCrush'': When Kaji learns that one of his gigs involves doing recording for a BL game featuring everyone's characters, [=KoiZ=] insists that they're not doing porn, but "erotic vocal entertainment".
1067* ''Webcomic/SilentHillPromise'' doesn't have pages, it has '''screens'''.
1068* ''Webcomic/{{Unsounded}}'''s Duane Adelier is not a zombie, thank you very much, he'd much prefer you use the term Galit. (Which is basically 'zombie' in his first language.)
1069* In ''Webcomic/{{Vattu}}'': It's '''Lord''' Morrian.
1070[[/folder]]
1071
1072[[folder:Web Original]]
1073* ''WebVideo/AdultWednesdayAddams'': Wednesday says she is looking for an "accomplice" instead of a boyfriend.
1074* During WebVideo/{{Alpharad}}'s [[https://youtu.be/BJoHnJYjjlw playthrough]] of ''VideoGame/NewSuperMarioBrosU Deluxe'', Jo (playing [[NighInvulnerable Nabbit]]) keeps claiming a glitch of some sort happened whenever he fails to take damage, rather than actually acknowledge his character is invulnerable to attacks.
1075* WebVideo/TheAnnoyingOrange:
1076** That's little apple! (Subverted in that his character name really ''is'' Midget Apple.)
1077** We're not pistachios. We're mustachios.
1078* WebVideo/BernadetteBanner, for all of her sewing skills, insists that she’s not a seamstress, tailor or even a fashion designer, but a fashion historian.
1079* ''Series/TheCryOfMann'': Berry like the fruit, Jouglat like the plant.
1080* WebVideo/{{Dad}} insists on referring to pancakes as "little towels", even after Daughter corrects him.
1081* ''WebAnimation/{{Dreamscape}}'': [[VampireBitesSuck Vampire Lord does not SUCK blood, he laps!]]
1082** Dylan's Mechelly always refers to Dylan as her Link.
1083* ''WebVideo/DragonBallZAbridged'':
1084** Though Future Trunks refers to 17 and 18 as "{{cyborg}}s", which is in fact the correct term, [[IdiotHero Goku]] insists on referring to them as "[[RidiculouslyHumanRobots androids]]".
1085--->'''Future Trunks:''' Two creatures will appear. A pair of man-made monstrosities; half-human, half-machine! [...]\
1086'''Goku:''' ''(gasp)'' Androids?\
1087'''Future Trunks:''' Actually, the technical term is "cyborgs"...\
1088'''Goku:''' ''Androids!''\
1089'''Future Trunks:''' ''({{beat}})'' [[SureLetsGoWithThat Look, my point is...]]
1090** When Cell calls 17 and 18 "cyborgs", Piccolo follows Goku's example and tells him that they call them "androids". Cell responds with "Well, good for you; you're wrong!"
1091** Comes up shortly after that when Cell tries to absorb Android 16, assuming he's a cyborg like 17 and 18.
1092--->'''Cell:''' (after failing to absorb 16) What are you made of, pure metal?!\
1093'''Android 16:''' [[BluntYes Affirmative]]. I am ''Android'' 16.\
1094'''Cell:''' [[OhCrap Oh]]... [[ThisIsGonnaSuck Errors have been made]].
1095** In spinoff ''WebAnimation/{{HFIL}}'' Goz and Mez insist on calling the villains trapped in HFIL 'morally compromised malefactors', because villains imply that they're stuck there forever, and Goz and Mez are trying to reform them.
1096** In the "Buu Bits" done for ''WebVideo/TotallyNotMark''[='s=] review of ''Anime/DragonBallZ''[='s=] Buu Saga, Vegeta absolutely ''refuses'' to call Kakarot "Goku". So much so that, when they [[FusionDance fuse]] into Vegito, their entire segment is Vegito trying to force themself to say "Goku" and absolutely failing.
1097* ''WebAnimation/DSBTInsaniT'': From episode 3 onwards, the creator is not referred as 'Vexusdylan', but 'Vexusdylan DA SECOND'. Andy is usually the one to enfore this rule.
1098* In ''WebVideo/EchoChamber'''s "Trope Of The Week" episode UnresolvedSexualTension Dana and Tom are trying to discuss their characters separately from themselves, in order to keep themselves distant from their roles. It leads to a lot of "I will... I mean she will..."
1099* The WebVideo/GameGrumps almost always refer to instant extra-life items as "one-mans", a combination of "one-up" and "free-man".
1100* When Tama announces that Ranjeet's about to go chatting in ''Website/HectorsWorld'', Ming says, "Instant messaging actually!".
1101* ''WebVideo/{{Highcraft}}'': The back and forth Joko and Cooper have in "2b2stoned" about Joko's "gooning shack", and what the word "gooning" means.
1102--> '''Joko:''' You guys are in here talkin' about jerking off! It's a gooning shack! \
1103'''Cooper:''' Yeah, and what does that ''mean'', Joko?
1104* The leaders of the seasteads in ''Literature/InGoldenWaters'' prefer to be called "captains of industry" and not pirates, slavers, or robber barons.
1105* In the ''WebVideo/JakeAndAmir'' episode [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IO61znpw7kQ Staycation]], Amir insistently calls the trip to Mexico he booked a "staycation" despite that not being what the word means.
1106* ''Podcast/KingdomSmarts'': When reviewing the ''WesternAnimation/{{Mulan}}'' stage of ''VideoGame/KingdomHeartsII'', Shannon refers to Li Shang exclusively as "Bisexual Icon Li Shang". The one time she doesn't, she backtracks to say it properly.
1107* WebVideo/{{Kitboga}} is a scambaiter popular on Website/{{Twitch}} and Website/YouTube. In "[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tkCP_dxmHGY Scammer Loses His Mind Over $3,00,000]]," the scammer asks why Kitboga hung up. He tells the scammer that he didn't hang up, that he disconnected the call. "It's different than hanging up."
1108* Old Man from ''WebVideo/TheLegendOfNeil'': [[http://www.effinfunny.com/legend-of-neil/seasons?vid=342&sid=1 "You may call me... '*Old* Man'."]]
1109** It also applies to Old Man's brother... who is also named "Old Man".
1110* The crew of WebVideo/LinusTechTips refer to hoverboards as "swegways", due in part to their similar method of operation to the segway.
1111* In ''Literature/LovelaceOneTwo'', Andi is "Miss Gannett-Moore", not "Miss Moore" or "Miss Gannett".
1112* In ''Triumphant Return!'' by [[WebVideo/MatthewSantoro Matt Santoro]], Matt says that he got some "cool social media cards" made for him. Big Shine says that they're "business cards". Matt corrects him, explaining that they don't have any personal information. Big Shine gets even madder, and knocks down Matt.
1113* The fans of ''Podcast/MikeAndTomEatSnacks'' are not viewers. They can't be after all. What they are is debatle, but they are not viewers. Whenever Mike or Tom make that mistake the other one corrects him.
1114* ''Website/NobodyHere'': "[[https://nobodyhere.com/justme/alive.here Alive]]" has Jogchem asking the reader to call a fly by its proper name (''Calliphora vicina'') and insist that it's not dead, but rather "vitally challenged".
1115* ''Series/{{Noob}}'' has a CaptainErsatz of [[Franchise/PiratesOfTheCaribbean Jack Sparrow]], who, obviously, insists on being called "captain".
1116* [[https://www.youtube.com/c/RoanokeGaming/featured Roanoke Gaming]] refers to weapons as "boomsticks" or "handhelds" and death as "bodied," "game end," or "game over" in order to avoid tripping [=YouTube's=] demonitization censors.
1117* Creator/{{Tobuscus}}' friend, Gabe, would like everyone to know that his nickname is "Gabe-uscus", not "[[EmbarrassingNickname Gaybuscus]]". Too bad Toby insists on pronouncing it without the pause. Parodied in [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wfwXi5LgNms Tobuscus Animated Adventures]] when he insists on the pronunciation even as Zombie!Toby is eating him.
1118* ''WebVideo/{{Unraveled}}'': PlayedForLaughs in an episode; "I'm Creator/BrianDavidGilbert, safety fan and bureaucratic wunderkind. Please address me as such."
1119* In ''Podcast/WelcomeToNightVale'' virtually everything is referred to the same way every time it comes up and nothing is ever shortened. Some examples include:
1120** "John Peters, you know, the farmer"
1121** "Larry Leroy, out on the edge of town"
1122** The Faceless Old Woman Who Secretly Lives In Your Home
1123** Wheat and wheat by-products
1124** The Desert Flower Bowling Alley and Arcade Fun Complex
1125** Hiram [=McDaniels=], who is literally a five-headed dragon.
1126** The Shape in Grove Park that No One Acknowledges or Speaks About
1127* Larry Damone, in the ''Literature/WhateleyUniverse'', is a mutant with the codename "The Man Called Vengeance". He can't get people to stop calling him just "Vengeance". His team leader Fantastico calls him "Vengie", which really bugs him.
1128** The school administration adamantly puts its foot down when people call Whateley Academy a SuperheroSchool; they have a strict policy of neutrality to uphold, after all.
1129* LetsPlay/LewisBrindley of the ''LetsPlay/{{Yogscast}}'' had a habit of calling ''VideoGame/{{Minecraft}}'''s skeletons "skeletal archers" for a while.
1130* LetsPlay/TomFawkes usually refers to the male Wii Fit Trainer as 'Darryl' in his Custom Smash videos. The same happens with Mario's purple coloration when under the command of LetsPlay/ProtonJon, who uses the name of the color's basis (Waluigi).
1131[[/folder]]
1132
1133[[folder:Western Animation]]
1134* The ''WesternAnimation/AmericanDad'' episode "Jenny Fromdabloc" has Snot dating Roger's latest persona, and then revealing that they're having sex which he only ever refers to as "Sniz on the reg." Steve hates the way Snot phrases this and at one point snaps at him to stop.
1135-->'''Snot''': And you're jealous that I'm getting sniz on the reg!\
1136'''Steve''': ''Stop SAYING that!''
1137* In ''WesternAnimation/AmericanDragonJakeLong'', Jake's mythology teacher and minor antagonist Hans Rotwood insists on being called "Professor", not "Mister".
1138* ''WesternAnimation/{{Animaniacs}}'': Whenever someone mentions the Warner brothers, expect Dot to pipe up with "And the Warner sister!"
1139** Another variation shows up in "Broadcast Nuisance".
1140--->'''Slam Fondlesome:''' I will not have my broadcast interrupted by a bunch of little kids!\
1141'''Yakko:''' We protest you calling us "little kids"! We prefer to be called "vertically-impaired pre-adults".
1142* The ''WesternAnimation/{{Archer}}'' episode "Skytanic" has the repeated insistence that the titular ship isn't a ''zeppelin'', but a ''rigid airship'' filled with ''helium''. Archer ''never'' gets it, constantly referring to the thing as a hydrogen-filled death trap.
1143-->'''Lana:''' ...and what part of that are you still not getting?\
1144'''Archer:''' Well, obviously the whole concept, Lana! We didn't all go to science camp!
1145** '''EVERYONE''' refers to Trinette's son as "the wee baby Seamus." Every. Single. Time.
1146*** Also done with regards to Trinette herself in the episode "Training Day", who is a call girl. When Cyril thinks he accidentally killed her, Archer calls her a hooker because "[[DisposableSexWorker ...when they're dead]], they're just hookers."
1147** Ray's brother Randy isn't a drug dealer, he's a drug ''farmer''
1148** It's not [[Music/RushBand YYZ]] it's YY Zed.
1149** Mallory will let you know that she is ''not'' racist, she is ''elitist'', she treats every subserviant like crap, no matter their skin-color.
1150* Don't call Dr. Gangreen from ''WesternAnimation/AttackOfTheKillerTomatoes'' a MadScientist. He gets mad at you. He's an evil scientist!
1151* ''Franchise/AvatarTheLastAirbender'':
1152** ''WesternAnimation/AvatarTheLastAirbender''
1153*** The first episode has both Katara and Aang insist that what they do isn't ''magic''; it is ''bending''. Thankfully, nobody ever tried to sell that distinction again [[https://www.youtube.com/shorts/X75hLCOTwMc?feature=share (in-universe, anyway)]].
1154*** Sokka insists he does not have a ''ponytail''; it is a Warrior's ''wolf''tail.
1155*** It's not ''"piracy"'', it's ''"high-risk sea trading"''.
1156*** And it's not a ''dance'', it's an ''ancient, sacred firebending form.'' [[SugarWiki/FunnyMoments Called "The Dancing Dragon"]].
1157** ''WesternAnimation/TheLegendOfKorra'': Varrick '''''allegedly''''' committed the crimes of arson, kidnapping, terrorism, and grand larceny. '''''ALLEGEDLY'''''.
1158--->'''Varrick:''' Never convicted! \
1159'''Asami:''' That's because you escaped before the trial. \
1160'''Varrick:''' I didn't escape; the Universe decided to set me free!
1161* ''WesternAnimation/BojackHorseman'':
1162** Dr. Champ is not a ''therapist'', he's a ''therapy horse''. [[spoiler: The distinction actually becomes important, as a therapy horse is ''not'' bound by physician/patient privilege, meaning Dr. Champ was free to sing like a canary to Paige Sinclair about ''all'' of Bojack's dirty secrets.]]
1163** [[AdamWesting Character Actress]] Creator/MargoMartindale is always referred to as...well, [[ShapedLikeItself Character Actress Margo Martindale]]. No word on whether it's her or Hollywoo that does the insisting.
1164* ''WesternAnimation/TheBoondocks'' features recurring character "A Pimp Named Slickback", who gets flustered whenever people refer to him simply as Slickback and constantly has to correct them. A Pimp Named Slickback actually makes this correction a part of his introduction in one episode, telling Granddad "It's like Music/ATribeCalledQuest, you have to say the whole thing!"
1165* ''WesternAnimation/TheBotsMaster'': Despite the implications of the title, they're ''BOYZZ'', not ''bots''. Calling them "bots" is basically their BerserkButton.
1166* On ''WesternAnimation/CampLazlo'', when Chip and Skip agree with Edward's notion that they hate bugs, Raj points out that [[BoomerangBigot the two of them are giant dung beetles]]. They insist that they're vermin.
1167* ''WesternAnimation/CharlieAndLola'':
1168** When Lola wants to wear the same costume for Halloween two years in a row, she claims that an alligator costume is now a crocodile, which is much more spooky. Charlie, though, insists that she can't wear the same costume two years in a row.
1169** In "I Will Not Never Ever Eat a Tomato," Lola insists that she won't eat various foods, but Charlie tells her they're not what she says they are.
1170--->'''Lola''': Charlie! They look like fish fingers to me and I'll never eat a fish finger.\
1171'''Charlie''': Fish fingers?! They are not fish fingers. (initiates a shared ImagineSpot in which he and Lola are swimming underwater) Lola, they are not fish fingers. They are ocean nibbles from under the sea. (they enter a mermaid supermarket) Mermaids ''always'' eat ocean nibbles.
1172* In the ''WesternAnimation/ChalkZone'' episode "Madcap Snap", Snap insists on calling his lookalikes "Snips" as he is the ONLY Snap in [=ChalkZone=].
1173* The full title of the game "Big Ball" from ''WesternAnimation/{{Chowder}}''. Apparently, it's bad luck not to refer to [[OverlyLongName Field Tournament Style Up and Down On the Ground Manja Flanja Blanja Banja Ishka Bibble Babble Flabble Doma Roma Floma Boma Jingle Jangle Every Angle Bricka Bracka Flacka Stacka Two Ton Rerun Free for All Big Ball]] by its full name.
1174* In ''WesternAnimation/CodeLyoko'', when Odd Della Robia is called "scrawny" or "skinny", he always corrects them by saying he's "[[http://en.wiktionary.org/wiki/svelte svelte]]".
1175* In the HalloweenEpisode of ''WesternAnimation/CodenameKidsNextDoor'':
1176-->'''Numbuh Four:''' I am ''not'' "pretty"! I'm ''handsome''.
1177* In ''Cranberry Christmas'', Mr. Whiskers and Cyrus Grape get into an argument over who owns a nearby body of water, and whether or not it is a pond or a cranberry bog. Any time it is mentioned throughout the special, the other will insist that his term is the correct one. Cyrus even does this [[BreakingTheFourthWall to the audience]]. "That's right; I said '''pond'''."
1178* '''The''' Hacker in ''WesternAnimation/{{Cyberchase}}'' insists that people refer to him as "'''[[SpellMyNameWithAThe The]]''' Hacker", instead of "Hacker".
1179* In ''WesternAnimation/DanVs'':
1180-->'''Chris:''' So I'm expendable?\
1181'''Dan:''' Let's just say "non-vital", it's nicer.
1182* Fang from ''WesternAnimation/DaveTheBarbarian'': "Not a monkey!"
1183* Like Greg from ''Diary of a Wimpy Kid'' (see Literature above), WesternAnimation/{{Doug}} insists that his journal is not a diary.
1184* ''WesternAnimation/{{Doug}}'' writes in his journal, and in one episode, gets annoyed when people call it a "diary", despite opening the first episode with [[EarlyInstallmentWeirdness "Dear Diary"]].
1185* ''WesternAnimation/TheDragonPrince'': In Hindi, "viren" means "leader of heroes". Of course, [[Characters/TheDragonPrinceViren Viren]] would see his actions as heroic instead of tyrannical.
1186* ''WesternAnimation/DuckTales1987'':
1187** In the episode "Once Upon a Dime" had [[ComicBook/DisneyDucksComicUniverse Scrooge McDuck]] wearing a kilt and correcting some non-Scots who called it a skirt.
1188** Also, Scrooge ''never'' makes a "colossal blunder" when making decisions. A "business failure" maybe, but never a colossal blunder. (He's never made a "business failure" either, and never intends to start, but should he ever truly lose money on a poorly done and/or ill-conceived investment or project, that's the term he prefers.)
1189* ''WesternAnimation/TheFairlyOddParents'' has Doug Dimmadome, [[OverlyLongName owner of the Dimmsdale Dimmadome]], who will always introduce himself as such. Should someone simply call him "Doug Dimmadome", he will respond, "That's right! Doug Dimmadome, owner of the Dimmsdale Dimmadome!"
1190* On ''WesternAnimation/FamilyGuy'', Peter learns he has a black ancestor who was a slave and tries to embrace his roots, adopting the name "Kichwa Tembo", which he insists on being called, until his father-in-law offers him reparations.
1191-->'''Carter:''' Not enough? Fine. Make it $20,000. How do you spell Kichwa?\
1192'''Peter:''' Yeah, you know what? Screw the Kichwa. Make it out to Peter. P-E-T-E...
1193* In an episode of ''WesternAnimation/TheFlintstones'', Fred is employed as an apartment complex's janitor. "Not janitor! ''Resident stationary engineer!''"
1194* As Bender of ''WesternAnimation/{{Futurama}}'' puts it when accused of blackmail, "I prefer 'extortion'. [[XMakesAnythingCool The 'X' makes it sound cool.]]"
1195* ''WesternAnimation/GeneratorRex'': Bobo the nanite-enhanced, intelligent ape repeatedly insists his diaper is a "simian undergarment".
1196* ''WesternAnimation/JackieChanAdventures'': Jackie "fell asleep". "Uncle merely resting brain."
1197* In ''WesternAnimation/JohnnyTest'', MadScientist Eugene insists on being called "Bling-Bling Boy", due to the amount of jewelry he wears. Though in later episodes, CharacterDevelopment sets in and he stops correcting people, indicating he's accepted that nobody will ever call him "Bling-Bling Boy".
1198* ''WesternAnimation/{{Kaeloo}}'':
1199** In the episode episode "Let's Play Gangster Poker", each time somebody says that [[TheDitz Stumpy]] lost the cards, he claims that he just "forgot where he put them".
1200** Stumpy's little sister Poucave is an aspiring journalist who practices for her future career by spying on people to write about them. Whenever someone calls her out on it, Poucave explains that she isn't "spying", but "investigating".
1201* ''WesternAnimation/KimPossible''
1202** Wade bemoans Kim for calling the genre "Sci-Fi" when it is in fact "Science Fiction".
1203** "That's DOCTOR Drakken you dolt!"
1204** "It's a housecoat!"
1205** "It's called 'outsourcing'."
1206** When Kim comments on Ron's "dumb luck", he answers, "Dumb skill."
1207** "This building is actually made of cheese."
1208** After Shego referred to him as a "college reject", Drakken points out that he's a college ''dropout'' -- "They let me in; I let ''myself'' out."
1209* ''WesternAnimation/KingOfTheHill'':
1210** Hank sells "propane and propane accessories".
1211** You don't play bluegrass with a violin (heh). It's a ''fiddle''.
1212* ''WesternAnimation/TheMarvelousMisadventuresOfFlapjack'': Captain K'nuckles has a prosthetic ''sittin' muscle'', not a prosthetic butt.
1213* On ''WesternAnimation/MightyMax'' Virgil's usual response to being chicken (which happened at least once an episode) was "Fowl, actually."
1214* In the ''WesternAnimation/MollyOfDenali'' episode "[[Recap/MollyOfDenaliS1E16ToothOrConsequencesQyahSpy Qyah Spy]]," Molly and Tooey are playing at being spies. Molly insists Tooey call her Agent Double-o-Ten-and-a-Half.
1215* ''WesternAnimation/MyLittlePonyFriendshipIsMagic'', specifically [[Recap/MyLittlePonyFriendshipIsMagicS1E19ADogAndPonyShow "A Dog and Pony Show"]]: "I am NOT whining; I am ''complaining''!"
1216** Then of course, there's Trixie, or as she prefers, '''[[SpellMyNameWithAThe The]] [[TheMagnificent Great and Powerful]] [[MilesGloriosus Trixie]]!'''
1217** The underdog candidate in [[Recap/MyLittlePonyFriendshipIsMagicS2E7MayTheBestPetWin "May the Best Pet Win"]] is a not a turtle; it's a tortoise.
1218** In [[Recap/MyLittlePonyFriendshipIsMagicS2E16ReadItAndWeep "Read it and Weep"]], there's a brief debate over whether Rainbow Dash was causing a ruckus or a fracas.
1219** And in [[Recap/MyLittlePonyFriendshipIsMagicS3E13MagicalMysteryCure "Magical Mystery Cure"]], Shining Armour insists that his TearsOfJoy at the end are, in fact, "Liquid pride... totally different thing!"
1220** [[Recap/MyLittlePonyFriendshipIsMagicS2E19PuttingYourHoofDown "Putting Your Hoof Down"]] has Fluttershy insisting that "Iron Will's not a monster; he's a minotaur!"
1221** [[Recap/MyLittlePonyFriendshipIsMagicS4E4DaringDont "Daring Don't"]] introduces Daring Do's nemesis Caballeron or "''Dr.'' Caballeron" as he prefers.
1222** In "[[Recap/MyLittlePonyFriendshipIsMagicS9E1TheBeginningOfTheEndPart1 The Beginning of the End - Part 1]]", Tirek constantly reminds Cozy Glow to address him as "''Lord'' Tirek". When the two of them are transported to Grogar's lair and meet Queen Chrysalis, who addresses him as "Lord Tirek" immediately, Tirek notes to Cozy "See? She gets it."
1223* PlayedForLaughs in ''WesternAnimation/TheOblongs'' when Bob gets injured at Globocide's theme park and their legal team insists he not talk to any lawyers while they try to figure out a way to placate him ''without'' him suing for millions. Naturally, he points out that ''they'' are lawyers, and...
1224--> '''"Attorneys:"''' Heavens, no! We're ''attorneys!''
1225* In ''WesternAnimation/TheNewScoobyDooMovies'' episode "The Ghost of Bigfoot", Creator/LaurelAndHardy apply at a ski resort for the positions of what Ollie calls "luggage expediters." Stan clarifies, "He means bellhops."
1226** Before Stan clarified to the desk clerk that he and Ollie were looking for jobs, Ollie said they were on a business travel.
1227* ''WesternAnimation/ThePatrickStarShow'': In "[[Recap/ThePatrickStarShowS1E24StuntinOllyOllyOrganFree Stuntin']]", Patrick's CoconutMeetsCranium sketch is always called his "classic coconut comedy bit".
1228* ''WesternAnimation/PeppaPig'':
1229** In "Grandpa Pig's Train To The Rescue", Gertrude is not a little train, she is a miniature locomotive. In order, this is insisted by Grandpa Pig, Peppa, all the other passengers, then finally Mrs. Rabbit (whose big train had broken down.)
1230** In "The Golden Boots", Peppa insists that her boots are "golden," but Suzy feels that they're simply "yellow." They get into an ArgumentOfContradictions about it.
1231* ''WesternAnimation/PhineasAndFerb'':
1232** In the ''Wizard of Oz'' parody episode, D. Doofenshmirtz (playing the Wicked Witch of the West) is insistent that he's a warlock, not a witch and that his outfit is a robe, not a dress. The credits even list him as "Doofenwitch," with "witch" crossed out and replaced with "warlock".
1233** From the episode "Candace Gets Busted": "It's not a party, it's an intimate get-together!"[[note]]"Candace party! Candace party!"[[/note]]
1234** Buford wasn't crying. He was sweating through his eyes. Major Monogram later said the same thing in the movie. (see above)
1235** Again with Buford when he allowed Doofenshmirtz and his date to enter Phineas and Ferb's platypus-themed restaurant without a reservation. Doof didn't bribe Buford. He, to quote Buford, "caught my attention in a monetary fashion".
1236** A [[DownplayedTrope downplayed]] example but Phineas and Ferb are each other's ''brothers'' rather than ''step''brothers, Candace is Ferb's ''sister'' rather than ''step''sister, Linda is Ferb's ''mom'' rather than ''step''mom and Lawrence is Phineas and Candace's ''dad'' rather than ''step''dad (in fact, it's hard for first-time viewers to tell that the Flynn-Fletchers are a blended family at all).
1237* The Inspector from ''WesternAnimation/ThePinkPanther'' cartoon series, correcting Deux Deux for his GratuitousSpanish: "Don't say ''sí'', say ''oui''."
1238* ''WesternAnimation/ReadyJetGo'':
1239** In "Night of a Bazillion Stars," Sean brings his Neil Armstrong figure to the sleepover. Sean insists that he's ''not'' sleeping with it, he just wants to keep Neil company.
1240** Mitchell isn't "playing" detective, he ''is'' one......or so he thinks.
1241* A running gag is ''WesternAnimation/RockosModernLife'' is when someone refers to Heffer as a "cow", either Heffer or his father will correct that person in that he's a ''steer''.
1242* In an episode of ''WesternAnimation/RockyAndBullwinkle'', a SouthernGentleman insists that people call UsefulNotes/TheAmericanCivilWar "The War Between The States". This sort of bickering over historical and political terminology is very much TruthInTelevision. Actually, he gets peeved over any word or phrase that even ''sounds'' like "Civil". When the next episode was going to be titled "Civil Defense", he angrily blustered, "War -- I say -- War between the States Defense!" (Amazingly enough, he's ''supporting the good guys'', who are cast as the Confederate Army, though not by choice.) He relents after the war is reenacted (on the football field) [[{{Hypocrite}} and the South wins.]]
1243* The Angry Scientist from ''WesternAnimation/SheepInTheBigCity'' would get especially angry if anyone referred to him as a MadScientist. "'''Angrrrrry!''' I am an '''ANGRRRRRRRY''' scientist!"
1244* Wrong Hordak from ''WesternAnimation/SheRaAndThePrincessesOfPower'' addresses all his allies his "brothers," even though most of them are women. Justified, as his upbringing was in a place with no familial ties, and as part of a OneGenderRace who address each other as "brother." To him, the word probably just means "person I like."
1245* From ''WesternAnimation/TheSimpsons'':
1246-->'''Girl:''' Milhouse has cooties!\
1247'''Milhouse:''' It's called ''lice'', and it's nothing to be ashamed of!
1248** Homer meeting the President of the Globex Corporation:
1249--->'''Homer''': Wow, my boss.\
1250'''Hank Scorpio''': Don't call me that word. I don't like things that elevate me above the other people. I'm just like you. Oh, sure, I come later in the day, I get paid a lot more, and I take longer vacations, but I don't like the word "boss".
1251** In one episode, Lisa points out that she's a perfectly reasonable child in order to stand up for children's rights at the town hall. An onlooker immediately reacts in shock, saying that he'd thought she was a midget. "First of all, they prefer to be called 'little people,' and secondly..."
1252** In a parody of ''Film/AIArtificialIntelligence'', there was a robot urinal that doesn't like being called a urinal-bot. He prefers to be called "Lava-tron".
1253** The man Marge bought a ticket from wasn't a scalper. He was a "dude whose 200 friends did not show up".
1254** The Springfield Nuclear Power Plant melts down once, but ''meltdown'' is "one of those annoying buzzwords. We prefer to call it an unrequested fission surplus." [[spoiler: Homer saves the plant/town through sheer dumb luck.]]
1255** This exchange in "G.I. (Annoyed Grunt)":
1256--->'''Superintendent Chalmers:''' I'm bald-''ing!'' Why does nobody honor the "ding?"\
1257'''Principal Skinner:''' [[AccidentalInnuendo I honor the "ding," sir.]]\
1258'''Superintendent Chalmers:''' [[LampshadeHanging What the hell are you talking about?]]
1259** Homer does not want to take a vacation in Florida ("America's wang"). "They prefer the Sunshine State," though.[[note]]Very much TruthInTelevision, as this ''is'' the state's official nickname. For every sunny day, though, there's a pretty high hurricane risk.[[/note]]
1260** When Lisa and Bart unleash a zombie plague on Springfield, he chides her for calling them ''zombies'': "They prefer to be called the living impaired."
1261** This exchange from "Treehouse of Horror VII" section ''The Thing and I'':
1262--->'''Dr. Hibbert''': You don't forget a thing like... Siamese twins!\
1263'''Lisa''': I believe they prefer to be called "''conjoined'' twins".\
1264'''Dr. Hibbert''': And hillbillies prefer to be called "sons of the soil", but it ain't gonna happen.
1265** Lampooned in the "Treehouse of Horror VIII" section ''The Homega Man'':
1266--->'''Moe:''' Actually, Homer, we resent being called 'mutants'. We prefer 'freaks'. Or 'monsters'.
1267** The writers insist that Waylon Smithers is not gay, he is a "[[SingleTargetSexuality Burns-sexual]]".
1268** Homer's "D'oh!" is always written as "[Annoyed grunt]" in the show's scripts and episode titles, even when punning on "D'oh!"
1269* ''WesternAnimation/SofiaTheFirst'':
1270** "The Floating Palace": Oona constantly corrects anyone who refers to her sunken ship hideaway as a "shipwreck."
1271** "When You Wish Upon a Well": The wishing well prefers the term "wish-granting water feature".
1272* ''WesternAnimation/SouthPark''
1273** The very first one from Cartman - "I'm not fat, [[IAmBigBoned I'm big-boned]]!"
1274** Sea Man regularly insists that people stop calling him "Semen".
1275** And from the episode "The Return of the Fellowship of the Ring to the Two Towers":
1276--->'''Cartman:''' The adventuring party saunters forth! The great wizard, the skillful ranger, and the covetous Jew.\
1277'''Kyle:''' I'm a ''paladin'', Cartman!\
1278'''Cartman:''' Jews can't be paladins!
1279** In "Korn's Groovy Pirate Ghost Mystery", a ''Franchise/ScoobyDoo'' parody, the band spends most of the episode arguing over what to call the eponymous spirits. According to them, "{{ghost pirate}}s" are the spirits of dead pirates while "pirate ghosts" are ghosts that decided to become pirates after their deaths.
1280** "Bucky Bailey's Bully Buckers, trademark"
1281* ''WesternAnimation/SpongeBobSquarePants'': "That's MISTER Doctor Professor Patrick to you!"
1282* ''WesternAnimation/StarWarsRebels'':
1283** [[Recap/StarWarsRebelsS1E01DroidsInDistress "Droids in Distress"]]:
1284--->'''Zeb:''' What, so we're being arms dealers again?\
1285'''Kanan:''' More like arms ''redistributors''.
1286** [[Recap/StarWarsRebelsS2E11TheProtectorOfConcordDawn "The Protector of Concord Dawn"]]: According to Kanan, Fenn Rau is not a prisoner, he's a "reluctant recruit".
1287*** It comes back in [[Recap/StarWarsRebelsS3E05ImperialSupercommandos "Imperial Supercommandos"]], where Kanan this time says that Rau's a "cranky guest".
1288** [[Recap/StarWarsRebelsS3E08AnInsideMan "An Inside Man"]]: Zeb "accidentally recruited" [[spoiler:Kallus]] into being a [[TheMole mole]]. He's somewhat embarrassed about it.
1289* In ''WesternAnimation/StormHawks''' first episode, the team is registering at the Sky Knight council. The registrar asks if Radaar is a pet, and when Radaar gets mad, Aerrow steps in to explain that Radaar prefers to be called the "mission specialist".
1290* "That's '''[[MemeticMutation Mama Luigi]]''' to you, [[WesternAnimation/SuperMarioWorld Mario]]!" ''[wheeze]''
1291* In the ''WesternAnimation/SushiPack'' episode "From the Planet Citrus", Kani keeps calling the Ambassador to Citrus "Professor", and he corrects her each time.
1292* Buddy Boar would like you to know that he was not "fired" from ''WesternAnimation/TazMania''. He was "promoted". [[KickedUpstairs To director.]]
1293* ''WesternAnimation/TeenTitansGo'' parodies ''Franchise/TheLegendOfZelda'''s equivalent of chickens [[CallARabbitASmeerp being called Cuccos]] in the episode "Video Game References", where Starfire is in an adventure based on [[VideoGame/TheLegendOfZeldaI the original game]] and ''[[VideoGame/TheLegendOfZeldaALinkToThePast A Link to the Past]]'' and a villager insists that her chicken-like creature is called a Coocalacka.
1294* In ''WesternAnimation/TinyToonAdventures'', Buster Bunny and Babs Bunny always follow up with the words "No Relation" whenever they need to introduce themselves together.
1295* In one episode of ''WesternAnimation/TotalDrama All-Stars'', Chris keeps calling the Playa (now his private home), a cottage. Every time he does it, Courtney protests that it's actually a mansion. In a later episode, Zoey also calls him out for it.
1296* In the animated ''ComicBook/TrollsDeTroy'' series, Waha is a human girl adopted by trolls, a race of quite hairy humanoids. As such, she's very touchy about being called hairless or mangy, instead insisting that she has a "thwarted pilosity".
1297* Dr. Orpheus from ''WesternAnimation/TheVentureBrothers'' is a ''necromancer''. Although he'll be the first to admit that he uses that title because Sorcerer or Magician sounds goofy nowadays.
1298* ''WesternAnimation/{{WITCH}}'': Blunk is no smuggler, he's a ''retailer''.
1299* ''WesternAnimation/WonderPets'': The Wonder Pets had a tendency to refer to any baby animal as a "baby x," i.e. a "baby cow." A baby cow is called a "calf." This occasionally led to [[DepartmentOfRedundancyDepartment ridiculousness]], such as a "baby kitten" or worse, a "baby egg."
1300* ''WesternAnimation/YogisGang'': Yogi takes it for an insult if his hobo friend Smiley is called a "bum". Justified because, as Smiley explains it, a hobo looks for work and that makes them different from bums.
1301* ''WesternAnimation/ZakStorm'':
1302** Cece insists on calling Zak "Zak Storm" not matter what Zak has to say about that.
1303** Clovis insists that he is not a ghost as he simply misplaced his body rather than having died. Rather, he is "an ectoplasmic spectre of awsome".
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