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15[[caption-width-right:350:[[SarcasmMode Truly]] the [[ManlyTears manliest of tears]].]]
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17->''"There's a reason God makes you ugly when you're grieving; so people will leave you the hell alone."''
18-->-- ''Series/{{Titus}}''
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20A character cries. Not just any old crying, but full-on '''ugly''' crying. It tends to be loud, complete with a runny nose and red, puffy eyes. [[YourMakeupIsRunning If the character is wearing mascara, expect it to run — badly.]]
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22A literary trope, mostly, since we do not have to see the character sobbing. Often lampshaded. Plus actors can more easily mimic tears than the full effect. You may, however, see this on reality TV or daytime talk shows where it's an actual person ugly-crying for real.
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24Note that this may occur for any motive for which someone can cry.
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26May be done by a HystericalWoman.
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28Liable [[{{Narm}} to turn drama into unintentional comedy]] if mishandled. This can be done intentionally, as a form of {{Bathos}}. But [[Administrivia/TropesAreTools tropes are tools]], and this trope can be PlayedForDrama for a powerful {{Tearjerker}} too.
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30When it's intentionally PlayedForLaughs, it can lead to the character wiping their eyes and blowing their nose on something that [[CouldntFindATissue isn't a tissue.]]
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32Compare DeterioratesIntoGibberish. Contrast BeautifulTears, when someone's crying ''is'' considered to be pretty.
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35!!Example subpages:
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37[[index]]
38* InelegantBlubbering/AnimeAndManga
39* InelegantBlubbering/LiveActionTV
40* InelegantBlubbering/WesternAnimation
41[[/index]]
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43!!Other examples:
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45[[foldercontrol]]
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47[[folder:Advertising]]
48* A man sobs and wails loudly upon his regret towards his girlfriend’s death due to him speeding in this [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=79zxjJsnsIo 1993 SAAQ PSA]]. The ad closes out with a closeup of his scarred face; red, puffy eyes; and runny nose.
49[[/folder]]
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51[[folder:Asian Animation]]
52* In ''Animation/HappyHeroes'', Careful S. starts [[https://static.wikia.nocookie.net/happy-heroes/images/d/d4/HHS7E50tears.PNG/revision/latest?cb=20210303125740 blubbering]] after [[spoiler:Kalo performs a HeroicSacrifice to save planet Xing Xing from a fleet of enemy spaceships]] in Season 7 episode 50.
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55[[folder:Comic Books]]
56* ''ComicBook/ElongatedMan'': E. Man, over his wife. Think Monkey D. Luffy during the scene when [[spoiler: Ace dies]] and combine that with spontaneously losing control over his stretching powers and you'll get something like this. A very nice touch seeing as how truly distraught E. Man is over his wife [[spoiler: dying]].
57* ''Comicbook/{{Empowered}}'' manages to cross this with StepfordSmiler, with a dash of FrozenFace, in a horrifically tragic way. [[spoiler:Poor Sistah Spooky...]]
58* In ''Comicbook/ThePulse'', Jessica and Luke have a minor argument — really more like a discussion — about her working for the ''Daily Bugle'', but the pregnancy throwing her hormones out of whack causes this.
59* Artist Sara Pichelli seems to excel at portraying this. Her stint on ''ComicBook/{{Runaways}}'' included scenes of both Molly Hayes and Klara Prast crying in an ugly fashion.
60* Wonder Girl in ''ComicBook/TeenTitansYearOne.''
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63[[folder:Comic Strips]]
64* Odie during a movie in [[http://assets.amuniversal.com/20a3939062bc0134c5ae005056a9545d this]] ''ComicStrip/{{Garfield}}'' strip... much to Garfield's annoyance.
65[[/folder]]
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67[[folder:Fan Works]]
68* A picture from the ''WebAnimation/InanimateInsanity'' fan blog Ask-II-Humanized has Baseball [[https://ask-ii-humanized.tumblr.com/post/169750804942/things-have-been-gloomy-since-balloon-and wailing over Nickel's elimination]].
69* Kurenai in ''[[https://www.fanfiction.net/s/3665921/48/Black-Flames-Dance-In-The-Wind-Rise-of-Naruto Black Flames Dance in the Wind: Rise of Naruto]]'' is found by Asuma crying with snot running from her nose due to Naruto having hung Yakumo's paintings in her bedroom[[note]]Said paintings all depict either Kurenai's gruesome death or Yakumo committing suicide[[/note]] and leaving a clone behind to silently remind her of his very real threat to kill her.
70* ''Fanfic/BoysAndGirls'', a fanfiction of ''WesternAnimation/TheLoudHouse'', has Lori start "bawling like an infant" upon realising that she's done wrong by fawning over Hugh while dating Bobby.
71* ''[[https://www.fanfiction.net/s/9761544/1/Bug-on-a-Wire Bug on a Wire]]'': In Chapter 4, after Skitter and Shadow Stalker have tracked down the Undersiders and regular intimidation hasn't gotten them to give up Grue's location, Taylor uses a bullet ant, a species infamous for the agonizing and long-lasting pain of its stings, to force the information out of Tattletale. One sting is enough to draw out a long pained hiss; she cracks after the second, which leaves weeping and keening in pain, her tears mixing with the snot coming from her nose. Taylor notes the stark contrast this makes to her normal confident demeanor.
72* ''Fanfic/{{Heirverse}}'': Everyone at some point, especially [[spoiler: Aizen in CF as he desperately tries not to break down in front of Gin and "fails miserably" as he bitterly [[LampshadeHanging lampshades]] ]]
73* ''Fanfic/JuniorOfficers'' does this twice with Shellington:
74** Once in "The Swell Shark" during [[spoiler:his mental breakdown]].
75** Again in "River Riding Adventure, Part 2" while he [[spoiler:blames himself for Barnacles' injury]].
76* ''Fanfic/LawAndArson'', a Rescue Bots fanfiction, depicts Heatwave crying like this after breaking his leg while responding to an apartment fire.
77* ''Fanfic/LucysUnwantedHouseGuest'': After Lisanna [[RonTheDeathEater hires some thugs to beat up Lucy]], Lisanna's older siblings, Mirajane and Elfman, [[IHaveNoSon disown her]]. In Mirajane's case, she even hiccups and stutters as she cries, and Lisanna hearing this causes her to "start crying like a baby."
78-->'''Mirajane''': And to *sob* think ''*hiccup*'' t-that you were my... my... my SISTER?!\
79'''Lisanna''': B-but *sob* One-\
80'''Mirajane''': I a-am *sob* NOT your *hiccup* 'Onee-chan'! For I could NEVER have such a [[YouMonster monstrous]] weak mage as my younger sibling!
81* In ''Fanfic/ThePandaChronicles'' chapter "Mama's Boy", [[WesternAnimation/TurningRed Jesse]] ugly cries over Aaron T. while begging for his forgiveness over not believing him about being sick.
82* ''Fanfic/RespawnOfTheDead'': In the {{prequel}}, Medic gets so drunk he throws up on Heavy after [[spoiler:kissing him for the first time]]. After Heavy cleans himself up, he comes back to find that Medic is crying in a completely undignified manner which would be unlike him [[InVinoVeritas if he hadn't just drunk eight beers]].
83* ''Fanfic/SecretDreamer'': Several times, like in Chapter 10, when Severa [[spoiler:visits her father's grave]].
84* ''Shifts'' by Fernwithy covers ''Literature/HarryPotterAndTheOrderOfThePhoenix'' from the point of view of Remus (who spends most of it on Order business at Dudley's prep school.) Needless to say, the Inelegant Blubbering comes in near the end.
85* [[https://www.deviantart.com/angegrautes/art/Blue-Diamond-crying-very-elegantly-uglycry-749701430 This]] ''WesternAnimation/StevenUniverse'' fanart of Blue Diamond that lampoons that "Crying doesn't always look like it does in beautiful Creator/LeijiMatsumoto anime ladies".
86* ''Fanfic/WithStringsAttached'': Paul sobs his heart out on John. Later he wipes his nose on one of John's {{wing|edHumanoid}}s.
87--> ''I deserve this,'' John reflected.
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90[[folder:Films -- Animated]]
91* ''WesternAnimation/AliceInWonderland'':
92** Alice gets frustrated with the constant changing of size and cries a river of very undignified tears. Since she's gigantic at this stage, her tears quickly [[CryingARiver become an ocean]].
93--> '''Alice:''' Oh dear. I do wish I hadn't cried so much.
94** Later, midway through the film, during the "Very Good Advice" song, she does some more bawling when she worries that she's not going to find her way home, blowing her nose when she finishes.
95* The Bimbettes at Gaston's attempted wedding to Belle in ''WesternAnimation/BeautyAndTheBeast''. Complete with [[DerangedAnimation exaggerated animation]] too. If one pays close attention, Claudette and Laurette even have ''snot'' dripping down. They do this in the stage version too: their crying is even written in the script as "WAAAAAAAHHHHH!"
96* At the end of ''WesternAnimation/{{Encanto}}'', Abuela Alma retells the story of her husband's death in all of its traumatic detail. Rather than the look of restrained sadness from the version at the start of the film, young Alma gives a DeathWail and collapses to the ground, sobbing with her whole body in a raw and unrestrained fashion.
97* Anna in ''WesternAnimation/FrozenII'' does this when she and Elsa reunite near the end of the film. At one point, she nearly ''blows her nose into her hand''.
98* Helen Parr in ''WesternAnimation/TheIncredibles1'' displays it when she thinks her husband is having an affair. Special focus is given to the numerous pieces of toilet paper she has been perusing. It's toilet paper and not tissues because this happens at Edna Mode's home and, "There's no crying at E's place."
99* ''WesternAnimation/LiloAndStitch2StitchHasAGlitch,'' Stitch blubbers unpleasantly when the map was destroyed.
100-->'''Lilo:''' We're sunk.
101-->'''Stitch:''' ''[glances at what's left of their map, his lip quivers, and he starts sobbing]'' Uhhhh....wwwwwWWWWAHHHHHH '''''HAH HUH HUH HAH HOO HAH!''''' '''ANH, ANH,''' AAH, URGH, WAGH! ''[An exasperated Lilo grabs him by the leg and drags him away]''
102* ''WesternAnimation/TheLionKing1994'': Timon and Pumbaa bawl over "losing" Simba to his romance with Nala in the first film, and at emotional moments throughout the rest of the franchise. In ''WesternAnimation/TheLionKingIISimbasPride'', Pumbaa even has snot bubbles coming out of his nose and drenches [[ButtMonkey Zazu]] with his TearsOfJoy during the happy ending.
103* ''WesternAnimation/MakeMineMusic'':
104** In ''Peter and the Wolf'', the hunters Misha, Yasha, and Vladimir burst out crying when it briefly looks like Peter has been eaten by the wolf.
105** In the ending of "Casey at the Bat," Casey bursts into very undignified tears after striking out at a major baseball game.
106** In ''The Whale Who Wanted to Sing at the Met'', Willie the Whale imagines himself starring in ''Theatre/{{Pagliacci}}'' and floods the orchestra pit with his whale-sized tears during "Vesti la giubba."
107* In ''WesternAnimation/ThePrincessAndTheFrog'', Charlotte did this when she thought Naveen wouldn't come to her party, for comic effect.
108* Narrowly averted in ''WesternAnimation/SnowWhiteAndTheSevenDwarfs'': In the scene where the dwarfs are crying over the [[DisneyDeath seemingly dead]] Snow White, Dopey originally made a funny face that ruined the mood of the scene and made the test audience crack up, so it was cut. In the final version, he hides his face.
109* In ''WesternAnimation/TurningRed'', the younger characters (especially Mei) usually weep like this when overwhelmed with emotion, sometimes even paired with PuppyDogEyes and OcularGushers.
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112[[folder:Films -- Live-Action]]
113* Every time Neytiri cries in ''Film/{{Avatar}}''.
114* ''Film/TheBlairWitchProject'' features this. It makes the scene especially realistic.
115** And ripe for many, ''many'' parodies.
116* Helen in ''Film/{{Bridesmaids}}'' has this. Her rival Annie sees how flushed and snotty she looks and can't help but smile.
117* Marty in ''Film/{{Bully}}'' when he was telling Lisa about Bobby.
118* Megan in ''Film/ButImACheerleader'', upon realizing that she is indeed a lesbian (as [[TransparentCloset everyone else could already tell]]), goes into full hysterics, up to and including high-pitched sobs and drooling.
119* Creator/NicolasCage in both ''Deadfall'' and [[Film/VampiresKiss Vampire's Kiss]]:
120** In ''Deadfall'' he openly bawls. He also has his tongue hanging out and his sobs sound like chuckling.
121** In ''Film/VampiresKiss'' he ''actually says'' "BOO HOO!". ''Twice!''
122** Nic does this to much, ''much'' better effect in ''Film/Mandy2018'', after [[spoiler:his titular girlfriend is brutally murdered by a cult]]. It should be silly because he's openly bawling and screaming in his tighty-whitey briefs while chugging vodka, but considering the circumstances, [[NarmCharm it totally works]].
123* Creator/ChristopherEccleston is particularly good at this, and does so in ''Jude'', ''Flesh & Blood'' and in a scene that got cut from ''The Second Coming''. [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K6-GQUnPEpU&t=6m10s Observe.]]
124* ''Film/FirstBlood'''': Pulled off beautifully by Rambo during the movie's climax:
125-->We were in this bar in Saigon and this kid comes up, this kid carrying a shoe-shine box. And he says "Shine, please, shine!" I said no. He kept askin', yeah, and Joey said "Yeah." And I went to get a couple of beers, and the box was wired, and he opened up the box, fucking blew his body all over the place. And he's laying there, he's fucking screaming. There's pieces of him all over me, just... like this, and I'm tryin' to pull him off, you know, my friend that's all over me! I've got blood and everything and I'm tryin' to hold him together! I'm puttin'... the guy's fuckin' insides keep coming out! And nobody would help! Nobody would help! He's saying, sayin' "I wanna go home! I wanna go home!" He keeps calling my name! "I wanna go home, Johnny! I wanna drive my Chevy!" I said "With what? I can't find your fuckin' legs! I can't find your legs!"
126* ''Film/TheFountain''. Tommy Creo breaks down [[spoiler: after the death of his wife.]]
127* One of the best parts of ''Film/FunnyPeople'' was when Seth Rogan's character just starts doing this in the middle of a crowded restaurant during dinner with Creator/AdamSandler's character.
128* The hero of ''Film/{{Gladiator}}'' when he discovers that his wife and child are dead. There's even snot involved. This was an actor and director decision and invoked intentionally. And it totally works. The original plan for the scene was for him to do a normal [[ManlyTears discreet-few-tears-down-each-cheek dignified cry]]... but Russell Crowe and Ridley Scott agreed that what Maximus was seeing demanded (as Crowe put it) a "full-blown snot-fest".
129* ''Film/TheGodfather'': Fredo after the Don is shot. Not your everyday ManlyTears, this is full-blown sobbing and sniveling, caused not only by the shocking, sudden onset of grief, but from the sheer humiliation of having failed to do anything to stop the assassination (he fumbled his gun at a critical moment).
130* Played for laughs with JP in ''Film/GrandmasBoy2006''. There were multiple strings of spit coming from his mouth, and his eyeliner was smudged as well.
131* ''Film/HowTheGrinchStoleChristmas2000'': After The Grinch’s heart grew three sizes he cried like this in warmth and remorse after he realized the true meaning of Christmas near the end of the movie.
132* ''Film/HarryPotterAndTheGobletOfFire'': Cedric Diggory's father, and for that matter, Harry himself. A case of Administrivia/TropesAreNotBad, because the scene mentioned is ''agonizing.''
133* Mike in ''Film/TheHole'' is in clear hysterics after he [[spoiler: kills Geoff in a fit of rage]].
134* In ''Film/TheHungerGamesMockingjayPart2'', [[spoiler:Katniss loses it when Prim's cat returns to the house. She screams and cries that Prim isn't coming back as she throws things at the cat]].
135* In ''Film/TheImpossible'', Creator/EwanMcGregor's character, Henry, breaks down in loud, uncontrollable sobbing as he tries to tell his father-in-law over the phone that his wife and older son are missing after the 2004 Boxing Day Tsunami. He has to hang up because he simply can't pull himself together long enough to get the words out properly. (See also ''Film/MoulinRouge'' below – Creator/EwanMcGregor is good at this.)
136* ''Film/InBruges'': the scene in the park when Ray breaks down and bawls into Ken's chest.
137* Belle is prone to this in ''Film/{{Knockout}}'', particularly after [[spoiler:her father is shot]] and at the end when [[spoiler:she wins the world lightweight boxing championship.]]
138* [[Creator/LaurelAndHardy Stan Laurel]] was prone to the comedic version, particularly after being berated by Ollie.
139* ''Film/LoveInTheVilla'': After resigning herself to her situation, Julie breaks down crying on the couch, her speech illegible and her sobs squeaky. When an uncomfortable Charlie hands her a napkin, the nose-blowing she does are also loud and ungraceful.
140* ''Film/LesMiserables2012'':
141** Creator/AnneHathaway's performance of "I Dreamed a Dream".
142** Creator/EddieRedmayne's performance of "Empty Chairs At Empty Tables."
143** Creator/HughJackman's performance of "Valjean's Soliloquy."
144* ''Film/LittleWomen1994'' has Beth's undignified TearsOfJoy when Mr. Laurence gives her his dead granddaughter's piano. She does it silently, but her face looks far from pretty, and she wipes her nose with her hand.
145* ''Film/TheMartian''. In the tension of the pre-launch during his high-risk rescue, Mark Watney breaks down crying when he hears the voices of his crewmates for the first time in well over a year, knowing they've all come back to save him.
146* Played for laughs in ''Film/MaryPoppins''; the "I Love to Laugh" segment ends with Bert making what Dick Van Dyke referred to as his [[Creator/LaurelAndHardy Stan Laurel]] face. (Van Dyke was a huge fan of Laurel.)
147* ''Film/MoulinRouge'''s Christian does this when [[spoiler: Satine dies]]. Because it sounds almost like he's [[LaughingMad laughing hysterically]], [[{{Narm}} it potentially kills the mood]]. Justified (perhaps) in the director's commentary where it's suggested that only a completely devastated person cries like that because whether or not they sound silly is the ''last'' thing they're concerned about.
148* ''Film/MurderByDeath''. [[Film/TheMalteseFalcon1941 Sam Diamond]] and Tess Skeffington are locked in a room with a hidden, ticking TimeBomb.
149-->'''Sam:''' I got an idea. I don't know whether this is gonna work or not. Quick, turn around!\
150'''Tess:''' I'm turned, Sam.\
151'''Sam:''' Whatever you do, baby, don't turn back.\
152'''Tess:''' But Sam, if anything...\
153'''Sam:''' Do as I say, angel!\
154'''Tess:''' I will, Sam.\
155'''Sam:''' Good. Because I think... I'm gonna cry. ''(starts sobbing pathetically offscreen)''
156* Spoofed in ''Film/TheNakedGun'', where Frank Drebin lets Nordberg's wife cry into his shoulder and winds up with a big wad of snot on his jacket.
157* Barbra in the remake of ''Film/NightOfTheLivingDead1990''. A very accurate depiction of hysterics. She's half laughing, half crying when Ben shakes her.
158* ''Film/NotOkay'':
159** Danni's father does after she "returns", utterly relieved she's alive.
160** Danni herself does this after Rowan confronts her about the deception, and gets told to leave. She breaks down crying messily in the elevator on her way out.
161* ''Film/TheParentTrap1998'':
162** When Hallie reveals to Elizabeth who she really is, Martin breaks down in TearsOfJoy. His sobbing makes Grandpa close the door to not ruin the mood of the reunion.
163** Likewise, when Annie reveals herself, Chessy has a hard time keeping it together without revealing the secret when Nick comes in and asks her what's wrong.
164* At the end of ''Film/RebelWithoutACause'', Creator/JamesDean's character Jim does this [[spoiler: after Plato is killed.]]
165* In ''Film/ReflectionsInAGoldenEye'', Marlon Brando's character collapses into some of the most pathetic crying ever caught on film after [[spoiler:losing control of his wife's horse and then beating it with a branch in a fit of rage]]. It's in stark contrast to his other roles, where he sheds {{manly tears}} at worst.
166* Basically the last few minutes of ''Film/ReservoirDogs'' is this, as a subversion of the awesome manliness, the film had up to that point.
167* In ''Film/RockyIII'', Rocky does some of this just after Mick dies.
168* Creator/LeonardoDiCaprio does this in ''Film/WilliamShakespearesRomeoAndJuliet''.
169* Likewise, in Franco Zeffirelli's 1968 ''Film/{{Romeo and Juliet|1968}}'', both Leonard Whiting's Romeo and Olivia Hussey's Juliet cry this way.
170* In the film version of ''Literature/RonjaTheRobbersDaughter'', this is Matt's reaction to Bald Pete's death.
171* At the end of ''Film/SchindlersList'', Oskar Schindler does this as he says that he could have saved more Jews if he had sold his belongings (the blubbering grows from the repeated phrase "I could've gotten more...").
172* Cmdr. Shepard in ''Film/SinkTheBismarck'', TheStoic after losing his wife in an earlier bombing raid and later his son's plane being shot down, and monofocused on sinking the marauding German battleship, finally breaks down weeping in his bathroom after getting a report that his son had been rescued.
173* Stevo in ''Film/SLCPunk'' when [[spoiler:Heroin Bob dies]].
174* ''Film/Terminator2JudgmentDay'': John Conner completely loses it when he realizes that, in order to prevent Judgement Day, his guardian, friend, and father figure will have to perform an HeroicSacrifice. He is just a kid, though.
175* ''Film/ThreeAmigos''. After the title characters realize that they aren't putting on a show but are facing a real bandit gang, they start crying and whining like babies.
176* Laura's honking in ''Film/TwinPeaksFireWalkWithMe''.
177* During the climax of ''Film/TheTrumanShow'', Truman begins crying in frustration and defeat when [[spoiler:he conquers his aquaphobia only to sail the boat he stole to escape directly into a wall, revealing to him Seahaven isn't an island at all and is, in fact, just a set encased in a large dome]]. Creator/JimCarrey is a master of authentic-looking ugly tears.
178* ''Film/WhenHarryMetSally'': When Sally finds out her ex is getting married again, she calls Harry. Creator/MegRyan [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UnierMA90D4 nails it perfectly]]. She weeps uncontrollably enough to be sympathetic but balances the pathos AND the comedy of the scene.
179* In ''Film/WhoFramedRogerRabbit'', Roger blubbers inelegantly after he's told his wife is playing around. This scene is an almost exact remake of the opening from ''Chinatown.''
180* ''Film/TheWizardOfOz'':
181** The Cowardly Lion is prone to this: for example, when Dorothy slaps his nose when they first meet, and out of [[TearsOfFear fear]] when they're about to meet the Wizard.
182** The guard on the Wizard's audience chamber does this out of sympathy for Dorothy: "I had an Aunt Em myself once!"
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185[[folder:Literature]]
186* In her Memoirs, the Duchess of Abrantès characterized her late husband -- [[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jean-Andoche_Junot General Junot]] -- as being ''extremely'' prone to this.
187* In ''[[Literature/AmeliasNotebook Amelia]] Takes Command'', Amelia fears doing this after she gets bullied, because, according to her, people tend to have chins that crinkle up or mouths that look like rubber bands when they cry. In the end, the bully, Hilary, dissolves into all-out bawling after Amelia finally tells her off. She's described as having "a rubber-band mouth ''and'' a crinkly chin."
188* ''Literature/AspergerAdventures'': Ben does this in the first scene of ''Blue Bottle Mystery'' when Miss Browning-Lever yells at him for reasons he barely understands, then becomes so enraged that she breaks the ruler on his desk.
189* As described in ''Literature/{{Aztec}}'', part of the ceremony to the rain god Tlaloc involves all the spectators doing this. First, the two young children who will provide the sacrifice are paraded around and shown off to the group. Then a priest makes the children cry, usually by pinching them. The onlookers all start weeping and wailing and beating their chests because it will bring rain during the upcoming rainy season.
190* In ''Literature/TheBelgariad'', Ce'Nedra sees Garion with another woman, spits poison at him, and runs off to cry. Polgara tracks her down to let her know that woman was his cousin and clean her up a bit because she does not look pretty after crying. Not the only time this observation is made: Also happens when she's trying to lead a war and gets hit with the enormity of the fact that most of the people she's just rallied to battle are going to die.
191** And again in ''The Mallorean'', after she has a period of deep depression and weeping over her baby's kidnapping:
192--> '''Polgara''': "You really shouldn't cry in public, dear. You haven't the coloring for it."
193* ''Literature/TheBible'': After twenty years of estrangement, Joseph cries uncontrollably at the moment of his reconciliation with his brothers.
194* ''Literature/ABoyMadeOfBlocks'': When Alex arrives in Dan's flat after [[DisappearedDad leaving his wife and son]], he almost immediately starts crying hysterically, with snot bubbling out of his nose.
195* ''Literature/BudNotBuddy'': Upon learning that [[spoiler:Bud's mother was his daughter Angela]], Herman Calloway retreats to his room and sobs uncontrollably on the bed.
196* ''Literature/TheChroniclesOfNarnia'': In ''Literature/TheSilverChair'', Jill Pole is doing this when the book opens. Also, young Digory Kirke in ''Literature/TheMagiciansNephew.'' Both times, the author spends quite a bit of time on how unattractive it is.
197* In Jeramey Kraatz's ''Literature/TheCloakSociety'', Alex can tell Misty has been crying because her eyes are red and puffy.
198* In Creator/RobertEHoward's ''Franchise/ConanTheBarbarian'' story "Literature/JewelsOfGwahlur" not exactly wise for an imposter goddess.
199-->''Wipe your face. A goddess doesn't cry like a whipped schoolgirl.''
200* Scout in ''Yoda: Literature/DarkRendezvous'' is described as having a soaked sleeve and a slimy face while still sniffling after a bout of tears.
201* ''Literature/{{Discworld}}'':
202** In Creator/TerryPratchett's ''Literature/UnseenAcademicals'', Glenda's crying is explicitly described as not being like a romance heroine's.
203** In ''Literature/RaisingSteam'', Harry King cries the fat, blubbery tears of a hard man who would never let anyone see them.
204* Invoked in Stephen King's ''Literature/{{Dreamcatcher}}'' where one of the boys cries so hard snot drips out of his nose. Also happens to "Duddits", a mentally challenged boy with {{Disability Superpower}}s, when a group of bullies beat him up and force him to eat a dried dog turd.
205** It happens at least twice to the title character in ''Literature/{{Carrie}}''. Both times also involve dripping snot.
206* ''Literature/TheDresdenFiles'': While the female characters are rarely weepy, on the times when they do cry, it is always described as incredibly unflattering. Of course, the protagonist being [[ChronicHeroSyndrome who he is]], that only pisses him off even more. He's [[LampshadeHanging fully aware]] of this flaw, and is getting better about overcoming it. And Harry himself does not [[ManlyTears weep manfully]] -- he curls into a ball of whatever misery has currently landed on him and sobs his heart out.
207* In ''Literature/ADrownedMaidensHair'', {{phony psychic}}s the Hawthorne sisters stage séances for grief-stricken customers. One of their easiest and most reliable marks is a man named Horace Burckhardt, who lost his wife Agnes to DeathByChildbirth thirty years ago and always sobs hysterically while talking to "her." Hyacinth makes fun of him behind his back, calling him the Weeping Walrus and saying, "People shouldn't carry on like that unless they're good-looking."
208* ''Literature/EricOrLittleByLittle'': A group of boys, led by school troublemaker Brigson, pelts Mr Rose with breadcrusts. Mr Rose [[CorporalPunishment canes Brigson]], who cries like a baby and rolls around on the floor yelling 'The devil--the devil--the devil!' The other boys are so disgusted by Brigson's show of cowardice that he goes from being the most popular boy in the lower forms to being scorned by everyone.
209* In Creator/JaneYolen and Midori Snyder's ''Literature/ExceptTheQueen'', crying like this is one of the multiple indignities heaped on Serana by her exile.
210* In Creator/DanAbnett's ''Literature/GauntsGhosts'' novel ''Only In Death'', Ludd's tears leave his eyes red.
211* Hermione in the ''Literature/HarryPotter'' books is prone to this. In the fourth book, she abruptly bursts into tears and hugs Harry and Ron when the two of them make up after a fight. In the fifth book, she pretends to do this to fool Umbridge. This adds a bit of {{Narm}} when you realize that about three pages pass of Hermione convincing Umbridge about the weapon in the forest - and she's supposedly got her arms covering her face pretending to sob the whole time. The movie naturally drops this from the scene.
212** That said, the first part of the movie version of the seventh book has Hermione doing a ''lot'' of blubbering when Bellatrix is torturing her for information.
213* In ''Literature/HeartOfSteel'', MadScientist Alistair Mechanus breaks down into this after getting his memories back, as he is forced to relive the TraumaCongaLine that led to his psychotic break and subsequent amnesia a decade before. Compounding things is that, due to his TraumaInducedAmnesia, he still hasn't had time to properly process things, so the pain is still as fresh as if it happened yesterday.
214* From ''Literature/HeraldsOfValdemar'': When Winterhart breaks down, Amberdrake observes that her eyes are swollen and bloodshot, her nose a brilliant pink, she looks horrible -- and he wants to hold her in his arms and protect her from the rest of the world.
215* ''Literature/ThatHideousStrength'': When Ransom is meeting with a restored Merlin, Merlin ends up 'blubbering' at one point when he realizes he may have no choice but to take on a suicidal mission. After Ransom orders him to GetAholdOfYourselfMan, they continue on as if nothing happened (essentially "it's out of my system, why focus on it?").
216* In Suzanne Collins's ''Literature/TheHungerGames'', Katniss is afraid of this after she volunteers; it would make her look weak. After she shoots the apple out of the mouth of the Gamemakers' roast pig in anger and walks away undismissed, she sobs inelegant TearsOfRemorse for fear they will harm her family over it and give her a bad score, meaning she will do poorly after she [[IGaveMyWord promised]] she would try to win.
217** She does it again (complete with LampshadeHanging) in "''Catching Fire''" when she thinks [[spoiler:Peeta is dead.]]
218* Joan Foster, the narrator of ''Literature/LadyOracle,'' admits in the first chapter that she is prone to this sort of crying; her eyes get as red as "cooked tomatoes," her nose runs, she clenches her fists, snorts, and moans. "Decorous weeping was another of those arts I never mastered, like putting on false eyelashes."
219* Played for laughs with Margaret Twiss, courtesy of some amusing sound effects, in ''A Leader in the Literature/ChaletSchool'':
220--> “B-but it was me!-hurp-hurp!-it was!" Margaret wept loudly, her words so mixed up with her sobs that none of the girls could make head or tail of what she was saying and even the Head, with all her experience, could gather only a little here and there. “I-I s-saw Miss A-andrews-hurp!-p-put the snake-hurp-hurp!-snake into the d-drawer and I never-hurp!-said anything-hurp-hurp!-even when the rest b-blamed Jack-hurp!-for it!-hurp-hurp-hurp! Wah-hah-hah!”
221* In Andy Weir's ''Literature/TheMartian'', astronaut Mark Watney gets stranded alone on Mars for months, without any means to communicate with Earth. But after he recovers the old ''Pathfinder'' probe, he repairs it and uses it to establish a link to Mission Control. Once he sees the main antenna has moved, indicating successful contact, he goes back inside the Hab and breaks down sobbing in relief.
222* The title character of the Brothers Grimm fairy tale ''Mrs. Fox's Wedding'' does this in the first part when Mr. Fox plays dead because [[spoiler:he feels that he was unfaithful to her]]. She does this again in the second part [[spoiler:when Mr. Fox finally dies]].
223* ''Literature/MyDarkVanessa'': Vanessa sobs so hard she can barely stand up, with snot dripping out of her nose, when [[spoiler:Strane breaks off their relationship because the risk of being caught is too great]].
224* In Creator/NeilGaiman's ''Literature/{{Neverwhere}}'', Door collapses into tears --afterward, she has red eyes and looks as if she had vigorously blown her nose and scrubbed tears from her face.
225** During the ordeal, the Jessica cries so that her make-up runs.
226* ''Literature/PercyJacksonAndTheOlympians:'' In The Lightning Thief, the first of the series, Percy breaks down after [[spoiler: seeing his beloved mother choked and kidnapped]], sobbing and hoarsely calling out for her even though he knows [[spoiler: she's gone, and at this point thinks she's dead.]] It drives home that [[PersonOfMassDestruction heroic and apocalyptically powerful though he may be]], Percy is also a love-starved little boy who just lost the only person who's always been there for him.
227** In [[Literature/TheHeroesOfOlympus the sequel series]], Piper ''tries'' to invoke this, but since Aphrodite decided to bless her with beauty, beautiful she remains.
228* In Creator/DerekRobinson's novel ''Literature/PieceOfCake'', a pilot breaks down crying next to the adjutant who is made very uncomfortable and observes that it's a shame that, when men need comfort the most, God makes them look like monkeys.
229* In ''Literature/TheSecretOfDrumsheeCastle'' Grace is so overwhelmed by her cousin giving her a beautiful horse for her birthday, she collapses on the floor crying. Her cousin mistakes this for her not wanting the horse and Grace realises how undignified she was acting.
230* In ''Literature/SongOfTheLioness'', when Alanna is crying after a tiff with Liam, Thayet comes in to console her and remarks that "some women can cry and look pretty. You and I can't."
231* In Creator/NeilGaiman's ''Literature/{{Stardust}}'', when Tristran finds the star, her eyes are raw and red with weeping.
232* In Creator/LewisCarroll's ''Literature/SylvieAndBruno'' after Ugugg got his ears boxed,
233-->''Uggug (who was blubbering his loudest, in the hope of attracting notice)''
234* In ''Sylvie and Bruno Concluded'', when they catch a thief of apples, he blubbers.
235** The narrator's sister in Carroll's ''Melancholetta'' is portrayed this way:
236--->My dismal sister! Couldst thou know
237--->The wretched home thou keepest!
238--->Thy brother, drowned in daily woe,
239--->Is thankful when thou sleepest;
240--->For if I laugh, however low,
241--->When thou'rt awake, thou weepest!
242*** And later, when he tries to cheer her up by inviting "three [[HaveAGayOldTime gay]] young dogs from town" for dinner
243--->"Hounds IN FULL CRY I like," said she:\
244(Oh how I longed to snub her!)\
245"Of fish, a whale's the one for me,\
246IT IS SO FULL OF BLUBBER!"
247* Lanen of ''Literature/TalesOfKolmar'' observes that she's seen women who only looked more beautiful when they cry, but her eyes go bright red and puffy and her nose runs.
248* In Henry Zhou's ''TabletopGame/Warhammer40000'' novel ''The Emperor's Mercy'', after [[AristocratsAreEvil aristocrats]] are rounded up in a raid, the women are crying with their black make-up running, and the men are worse.
249* Due to their sibling rivalry, Marty and Melissa both ugly-cry in ''Literature/TheWorstThingAboutMySister'' when they learn they'll be sharing a room.
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253* Albert Collins' hard luck blues story [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a92LKesAPAo ''But I Was Cool'']]
254* At the end of Music/{{Korn}}'s song “Daddy” (which is about him being molested by a family friend), Jonathan Davis does this.
255** In much the same vein, Music/{{Slipknot}}'s song “(515)” is Sid Wilson doing this over the death of his grandfather, set to a power electronics backdrop.
256* Depressive Black Metal has a lot of these cries formed into vocals. They're so painful to hear you'll want to cry too. [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CkKUm1ExJe0 Example at about 5:55.]]
257** One of the more infamous examples of this is Music/{{Silencer}} (the probable TropeCodifier for using Inelegant Blubbering in BlackMetal) in their song [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M1vwnr_u6fc "Sterile Nails and Thunderbowels"]] (the blubbering starts at about 2:40). A case of Administrivia/TropesAreTools, as there are large numbers of metalheads who find the blubbering {{Narm}}y in the extreme and a low point of the song.
258* The extended version of [[Creator/{{Motown}} The Temptations']] "Runaway Child, Running Wild" features a little boy crying for his mother, just after the regular version would've faded out. It's only for about five or six seconds, then the instrumental takes over as if to say "No one can hear you, Little Boy."
259* ''Music/KidsPraise'': Psalty himself tends to fall into this when kids pretend to praise God without really meaning it.
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263* ManlyTears are not common in ''Roleplay/DinoAttackRPG''. Instead, expect red eyes, runny noses, and uncontrollable sobbing. Hertz, Frozeen, and Rex are all victims of this trope.
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267* Rodolfo traditionally does this after [[spoiler:Mimí's death]] at the end of ''Theatre/LaBoheme''. This might be the reason for the above-mentioned ''Film/MoulinRouge'' example since that film draws considerable inspiration from this opera.
268* Another famous operatic tenor example is Canio in ''Theatre/{{Pagliacci}}'', at the end of his iconic aria "Vesti la giubba." The sobbing isn't called for in the libretto, but it's a firm tradition, and depending on the singer it can be [[LargeHam very]] undignified. Thanks to PopCulturalOsmosis from film, TV, and cartoons, an inelegantly blubbering tenor in a clown suit is probably the main image that the title ''Pagliacci'' evokes for most people.
269* ''{{Theatre/Hamilton}}:'' "Say No To This" indicates Maria Reynolds is not a pretty crier.
270-->''Half-dressed, apologetic, a mess, she looked pathetic, she cried [[PleaseDontLeaveMe "Please don't go, sir!"]]
271* In ''{{Theatre/Pygmalion}}'' and ''Theatre/MyFairLady'', Eliza cries this way, especially in the earlier scenes before she learns ladylike manners. In the opening scene, her crying when she thinks Higgins is a detective spying on her is written in the script as "Oh, boo—hoo—oo—" and Higgins calls it "detestable boohooing." In a later scene, he also tells her that when she cries she looks "as ugly as the very devil."
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275* Played for laughs in ''VideoGame/{{Battleborn}}'' as Oscar Mike confesses his deepest feelings to Nova, the ship’s computer, thinking he’s talking to a personal diary. As he gets to the point of tears, Nova broadcasts to the ship about it with glee.
276* Splicers cry a ''lot'' in ''VideoGame/BioShock''. This is hardly surprising, given how badly they're broken. When they start crying, there's nothing elegant about it -- it's full of sobbing and groaning, and it tends to last for quite some time.
277* ''VideoGame/BrawlStars'': A handful of Brawlers tend to do this in some of their losing voice lines. These include Lou, Lola, Cordelius and Mandy.
278* Heroes with afflictions in ''VideoGame/DarkestDungeon'' sometimes speak in this matter, with some of them going into sobbing fits depending on what affliction they have.
279* Queen Brahne while watching the play "I Want To Be Your Canary" in ''VideoGame/FinalFantasyIX''. As the play is performed every year, she's likely just getting into the spirit of it (it's a tragedy). She pauses for a moment to wonder where her daughter has wandered off to before resuming bawling over the heroine's death.
280* Tidus in ''VideoGame/FinalFantasyX'' does some very undignified crying when he discovers the truth about Yuna and the Final Aeon. His line near the end of the game [[spoiler: "I hate you, Dad"]] is a little more dignified.
281* In ''VideoGame/FireEmblemAwakening'''s Future Past 2 DLC [[spoiler: Owain, the future son of Lissa]] goes into a sobbing fit upon being reunited with [[spoiler: his mother]]. It gets to the point that he can barely speak properly as he chews himself out. Considering [[OOCIsSeriousBusiness the one who's doing it]], it's quite painful to read.
282* Zelda's crying in the Japanese version of ''VideoGame/TheLegendOfZeldaBreathOfTheWild'' is extremely loud and inelegant-sounding, especially compared to the other versions.
283* ''Videogame/LikeADragon'':
284** ''Videogame/LikeADragonGaidenTheManWhoErasedHisName'': At the end of the game, as a reward for his efforts Kiryu's government handler Hanawa gives him [[spoiler:a tablet featuring hidden camera footage of the orphans he raised in his old life visiting his gravesite. Two of the orphans notice the camera and out of a belief that Kiryu is still alive give him an update on what they've been going on]], causing him to weep profusely. It gets even worse when he's given [[spoiler:a picture of a drawing by Haruka's son Haruto of him and the kids]]. Hanawa bitterly notes that the "reward" almost feels like a punishment of sorts.
285** ''VideoGame/YakuzaLikeADragon''; Ichiban spends most of the last half hour after the final boss fight bawling and begging [[BigBadFriend Masato]] to pull a HeelFaceTurn and forget his ambitions. It almost works... [[spoiler: then Masato's lackey [[HeelFaceDoorslam guts him]] just as he comes to his senses.]]
286* VideoGame/LostOdyssey features an example with [[TagalongKid Cooke and Mack]] mourning the loss of [[spoiler: their mother]]... who also happens to be TheHero's daughter. (Long story. [[WhoWantsToLiveForever No, literally.]]) Cooke makes increasingly desperate calls for her mom and descends into incoherent wails.
287* In ''VideoGame/PokemonScarletAndViolet'', Hassel breaks down in tears whenever he's [[TearsOfJoy proud of someone]]. The game phonetically spells out his dialogue as he cries, implying that he's sobbing hard enough that he's hard to understand.
288* ''VideoGame/ProfessorLaytonAndTheUnwoundFuture'': "Now Luke, you know a gentleman never makes a scene in public." [[spoiler:"I'm sorry, professor, but I'm not a gentleman yet!"]]
289* In ''VideoGame/PuyoPuyoTetris'', Ess is shown multiple times in the story mode making a rather melodramatic-looking blubbering face whenever she is sad.
290* ''VideoGame/SakunaOfRiceAndRuin'': When Sakuna is throwing herself on Lady Kamuhitsuki's mercy after the explosion in the Royal Garner, her face has undergone an ArtShift to be blobby.
291* In ''VideoGame/TheSpectrumRetreat'', after the flashback of [[spoiler:Robin dying]], you can hear Maddie's breakdown, and it's not pleasant at all.
292* In ''VideoGame/SuperPaperMario'', EmotionlessGirl Nastasia suddenly goes into a blubbering fit when she learns that [[spoiler: Count Bleck is gone forever]]. She recovers her dignity with equal abruptness.
293* The four youngest kids in ''VideoGame/SuperSizedFamily'' will outright bawl when they cry, as opposed to their older siblings, who have a more dignified cry. Notably, the younger ones are the only ones who cry with a sound effect; the older kids' crying is silent.
294* ''Videogame/OxygenNotIncluded'': Duplicants with the Ugly Crier stress reaction will sit down and start blubbering all over the place if their stress peaks out, just being miserable in a very messy way until their stress goes down. This is apparently so unsightly that everyone witnessing this might get stressed out too and generally finds it demoralizing. On the plus side, it's free water for your colony.
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298* Kiyotaka Ishimaru from ''VisualNovel/DanganronpaTriggerHappyHavoc'' does this (complete with tears ''and'' sweat) [[spoiler:after his new friend Mondo Oowada is revealed as the murderer of Chihiro Fujisaki in Chapter 2 and he is executed at the end of the second trial]]. The scene is intensified in the anime version, where little puddles of tears are added to the effect.
299** Himiko Yumeno from ''VisualNovel/DanganronpaV3KillingHarmony'', who normally doesn't emote very much, breaks down sobbing [[spoiler:when she finally expresses her grief over the deaths of Angie and Tenko, the two people she was closest with, in chapter 3.]]
300* ''VisualNovel/KatawaShoujo'': In Hanako's route [[spoiler:when [[CoveredWithScars Hanako]] and [[HGamePOVCharacter Hisao]] climatically reconcile their feelings for one another with all the pain and loss both have experienced in their pasts. It is likely the player will be crying too, [[TearsOfJoy but for a very different reason]].]]
301* In ''VisualNovel/ALittleLilyPrincess'', Lavinia cries this way on her route after Sara [[spoiler:discovers a picture of Lavinia's Indian mother, thus uncovering Lavinia's most shameful secret- being half-Indian]]. Considering that Lavinia is usually rather proud, if temperamental, [[OOCIsSeriousBusiness her breaking down like this says a lot about her emotional state]].
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305* ''Webcomic/{{Achewood}}'': Ray Smuckles has blubbered on two separate occasions. Once when wearing arguing loafers that caused him to dance until he collapsed from exhaustion, and once when he was in the Volvo of Despair. "A BLOO BLA BLOO BLOO BLOOOO! BLOO BLOOOO! A BLOO BLA BLOOO!"
306* In ''Webcomic/{{Archipelago}}'', Credenza's sudden burst of bawling her eyes out spooks [[NoSocialSkills Raven]] so badly he makes an ImprovisedCross with his fingers.
307* In ''Webcomic/BadMachinery'', crying is always written as "A-HER-HER-HER!" be it from a tough guy or a teenage girl.
308* In ''Webcomic/ElGoonishShive'', Nanase crys [[https://www.egscomics.com/comic/party-257 like]] [[https://www.egscomics.com/comic/party-258 this]] when she is overwelmed by the guilt of not personally killing the vampire she and Susan encountered in France and Susan having to be the one to do it.
309* ''Webcomic/{{Erma}}'': In The Night Parade Pt. 30, Emiko seeing Erma dressed in her childhood kimono causes her to break down into this while declaring "how beautiful her baby" is.
310* ''Webcomic/GunnerkriggCourt'':
311** [[http://www.gunnerkrigg.com/archive_page.php?comicID=243 when Kat tried to use make-up and found she couldn't do it right.]]
312** Also: [[http://www.gunnerkrigg.com/archive_page.php?comicID=441 Kat plays]] ''[[VideoGame/MetalGearSolid4GunsOfThePatriots MetalGearSolid4]]'' (The Microwave chamber.)
313** Also: [[http://www.gunnerkrigg.com/archive_page.php?comicID=815 Red eyes after some bad news.]]
314** [[http://www.gunnerkrigg.com/archive_page.php?comicID=416 Anja was doing this, turning her eyes red]] -- when her daughter showed up and she tried to hide it with a TearfulSmile.
315** Antimony tries to play things cool after getting some emotionally-confusing news... [[http://www.gunnerkrigg.com/?p=1005 Only to start breaking up while in the middle of drinking a glass of water.]]
316* Steffi in ''Webcomic/KiwiBlitz'' after finding out [[spoiler:the security guard whose death she felt responsible for [[http://www.kiwiblitz.com/comic/track-1019 hadn't actually died.]]]]
317* In ''WebComic/ManlyGuysDoingManlyThings'' [[http://thepunchlineismachismo.com/archives/comic/but-mental-illness-is-so-cool-and-enviable this]] is how the Commander reacts when he finds out his entire family is dead. This pisses off his superiors, who want him to become a brooding AntiHero (think Batman), and yell at him to do so. The Commander threatens to get a lawyer in response. (To top it off, the superiors were ''lying'' about his family being dead.)
318* In ''Webcomic/MyImpossibleSoulmate'', Nagisa cries [[https://mis.thecomicseries.com/comics/62/ melodramatic tears of joy]] after hearing Chiaki's recap of a video game.
319* ''Webcomic/{{Nedroid}}'': Beartato, after reliving his [[http://nedroid.com/2011/12/ghosts-of-youth/ "rough" childhood.]]
320* In ''Webcomic/NoRestForTheWicked'', [[http://www.forthewicked.net/archive/03-42.html Klaus calls Anna's tears blubbering.]]
321* In ''Webcomic/PeterIsTheWolf'', Sarah's extended session of late-night howl-sobbing is so loud and conspicuous that it threatens TheMasquerade. (As it is, some of the locals are convinced they have a new monster, and enough believe that Sarah has the nickname "Parkie" (from "park monster", where her wolf form was first sighted by outsiders).
322* Miseng and Wangnan from ''Webcomic/TowerOfGod'' after they failed the test to advance to the next floor.
323* ''WebComic/CrystalHeroes'': [[spoiler:Marina]] does this, complete with loud wailing and trails of snot, when the party [[spoiler:badly loses their very first battle.]]
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327* ''Theatre/TwilightTheMusical'': Bella Swan does this.
328* WebVideo/TheNostalgiaCritic's knowledge of a traditional cry is one where you're puffy-eyed, sniffing, snorting, and can barely talk.
329** Critic himself has cried like that on several occasions, most notably over every single one of the "Top 11 Saddest Nostalgic Moments."
330* This is commonly used in [[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wojak Wojak's memes]]. Often accompanied with a BigNo.
331* [[WebVideo/TheAnnoyingOrange Orange's]] eyes are red and puffy in his video promoting his new Website/YouTube channel because [[spoiler: he had been crying tears of joy over it]].
332* A viral video features Abby Evans from Colorado who cries her eyes red over the 2012 primary election. Clearly, [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7ufkCzmR7PQ she has enough of all the talk about Bronco (sic) Obama and Mitt Romney]].
333* http://cryingwife.com
334* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wJnAD7_qIN8 This video]] by Creator/LittleKuriboh.
335* [[WesternAnimation/DoraTheExplorer Elena Marquez]] in [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AM1c8XZgzcw&list=PLeOWqjZblxGU5IVfok7glsvIwJg0-2XJF&index=9 Boris' twin: episode 9]] when she finds out that [[WesternAnimation/{{Caillou}} Boris]] has apparently been killing people. It doesn't sound like the typical "waaaaaaaaa-ah" you hear in Goanimate, it sounds like an actual woman crying.
336* ''WebAnimation/TheMostPopularGirlsInSchool'': In the Season 5 episode "Hansel and Gretel", Tanner cries like this through his photoshoot because [[spoiler: Tristan has broken up with him]]. We even see tear streaks on his doll's face! When the commentators see this, they are understandably uneasy and depressed.
337* ''WebAnimation/BattleForDreamIsland'': At one point in "The Four Is Lava", Gaty starts bawling her eyes out after believing she is going to be eliminated.
338* ''Podcast/PretendingToBePeople'': After utterly failing most of their rolls in pursuit of a lead, the Contention boys are reduced to sitting on the sidewalk outside of the police station, sobbing.
339%%* ''WebAnimation/SaladFingers'': Used in episode 11 ("Glass Brother"), when trying to pass a bowl of porridge to his "mother" and being mocked.
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343* Whatever else you may say about him, American President UsefulNotes/RichardNixon loved [[HappilyMarried his wife Pat]] and broke down at her funeral, sobbing openly, profusely, and at times uncontrollably during the ceremony.
344* North Koreans think they have to follow and obey their leaders -- even worship them. So when they die, they have to appear to openly mourn for them (read: wail and cry as if they really mean it) or else they will be imprisoned or worse. News coverage of the leader's followers once they had died has some people wondering if it's all [[CrocodileTears fake]] or not for that matter.
345** In 1994, when Kim Il-sung died, they did just that. News reporters, factory workers, tough soldiers and everyone else all pounded the pavement, wrung their fists, and wailed loudly.
346** They did so likewise [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tZsVP2WoE9E when Kim Jong-il died in December 2011]]. Again, it was mandatory (which make some viewers of footage of them inconsolably wailing think that they are feigning it).
347** At the same time, such (seemingly) exaggerated emotion is a part of Korean culture, in the South as well as the North, and cannot wholly be put down to totalitarian repression.
348* In 1997, the death of Princess Diana precipitated some inelegant and graceless public weeping in Great Britain, [[StiffUpperLip which the more traditional half of the population]] found distasteful and depressing.
349* In [[UsefulNotes/PreColumbianCivilizations Aztec society]], weeping at appropriate times (such as after losing a battle, or when beseeching [[Myth/AztecMythology the gods for aid]]) was considered the sign of a pious and honorable individual.
350** Similarly, in Europe in TheHighMiddleAges, it was surprisingly appropriate for a KnightInShiningArmor to weep copiously under certain circumstances, such as the Crusaders did [[TearsOfJoy when they finally reached]] Jerusalem [[UsefulNotes/TheCrusades in 1099]].
351** The ancient Babylonians had a New Year's festival called Akitu, where the high priest customarily dragged the king by the ear and slapped him in the face as hard as he could. If the king burst into tears, then he was still in the gods' favor. If not, then he clearly wasn't fit to rule.
352* The [[Myth/CelticMythology Irish and Scottish]] tradition of [[DeathWail keening]] (singing a lament combined with wailing) over the body during the funeral procession and at the burial site is the human equivalent of the death wail of the [[OurBansheesAreLouder Banshee]], or ''bean-sídhe'' ("the woman of [[TheFairFolk the fairy folk]]''), who is a guardian spirit of the old Gaelic families; she [[OneWomanWail wails and cries through the night]] to [[PortentOfDoom warn "her" family that one of them will soon die]].
353** "Keen" comes from the Gaelic verb "caoin", meaning "to cry/weep, to mourn" and its active article "caoineadh" ("weeping", "crying", "wailing") can also be translated as "elegy/lament". The caoineadh itself was often composed and performed in an improvised way, with at least one keening woman (bean chaointe) hired to lead the rest of the mourners, who generally joined with the chorus. Singing the caoineadh itself was not uncontrolled sobbing so much as a controlled melody and generally consisted of [[StockCharacter stock poetic]] elements (the genealogy of the deceased, praise for the deceased, emphasis on the sorrow of those left behind, etc.) set to vocal lament.
354* Brazilian fans' [[https://www.google.com/search?q=mineirazo&biw=1536&bih=764&source=lnms&tbm=isch&sa=X&ved=0ahUKEwig0czqjcHMAhUJez4KHR-tBbMQ_AUICCgD#tbm=isch&q=brazilians+crying reactions]] to the 2014 World Cup semi-finals match between Germany and host country Brazil, or for short, [[CurbStompBattle 7-1]].
355* While watching the ending scenes of ''Film/AvengersEndgame'', [[https://nypost.com/2019/04/28/avengers-endgame-fan-taken-to-hospital-after-crying-during-movie one viewer in China]] bawled hysterically and loudly to the point of having chest pains, breathing problems, numbness in her extremities, and cramps. She was rushed to the hospital, where she was treated for hyperventilation.
356* The entire population of UsefulNotes/NewYorkCity cried like this on [[UsefulNotes/TheWarOnTerror 9/11]] after the World Trade Center collapsed.
357* After news broke of [[Franchise/MichaelJackson Michael Jackson's]] death on June 25th, 2009, fans of his work were extremely emotional as seen in various news coverages and video uploads between June 25th and June 26th. Notably memorial gatherings at The Apollo Theater and Jackson's Star at the Hollywood Walk of Fame where some female fans were bawling over his death. The same occurred during his memorial services on July 7th where some Jackson fans were weeping at various moments.
358* In countries such as Italy and Mexico, grown men are very open with their feelings and their love, so they are known to weep freely whenever the occasion calls for it (the ending of ''Theatre/LaBoheme'' for Italians, the loss of a soccer match for Mexicans, etc.).
359* During the tribute show for Wrestling/EddieGuerrero, Wrestling/ChrisBenoit can be seen weeping uncontrollably every time he's on camera, and his heartfelt tribute to Eddie during the show ended with him breaking down into a sobbing fit. The two were HeterosexualLifePartners, and many believe that Eddie's death [[DespairEventHorizon was the beginning of the end for Chris]].
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