Line #12 Main/ImplausibleBoardingSkills


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2	[[caption-width-right:350:You know, most of these examples actually ''have'' a board of some type.]]
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4	-> ''"I just surfed a Robo-Dracula from the Moon so all yalls can just take it."''
5	-->-- '''Dr. McNinja''' [[http://drmcninja.com/archives/comic/11p49/ being awesome]], ''Webcomic/TheAdventuresOfDrMcNinja''
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7	Conventionally there's surfing, skateboarding, snowboarding, and sandboarding. Fiction expands the boarding to all sorts of media, and even with improvised boards.
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9	See also CoolBoard, ShieldSurf, BodySled and LavaSurfing. SkySurfing is much cooler than what it is in real life.
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11	!!Examples:
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15	* The TV commercial for the ''VideoGame/ShaunWhiteSkateboarding'' video game has Shaun White boarding down a skyscraper.
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19	* ''Anime/EurekaSeven'': The series is ALL about surfing, with the protagonists surf on Trapar, a mysterious energy spread in the air that comes and goes as it pleases. With enough trapar in the air, you can even surf inside your HumongousMecha. [[spoiler:It is eventually revealed that Trapar is the thought energy of the Coralian, a giant living (but sleeping) being that engulfed the planet.]]
20	* ''Manga/PokemonAdventures'' has the finale of the Yellow Arc, where Yellow lavasurfs during the final battle and creates a massive whirlpool of lava that engulfs Lance.
21	* ''Anime/CodeGeass'' has a SugarWiki/MomentOfAwesome from the second season where Lelouch, in a [[HumongousMecha knightmare]], causes the plates that make up Tokyo to collapse, then uses a police mecha's riot shield to surf to safety. Among his feats, we get him grinding on the wires of another mecha's {{Grappling Hook Pistol}}s, decapitating it as he jumps off. It might be in the Knightmare's programming.
22	* In ''Manga/{{Gintama}}'', Gintoki and Hijikata end up using the Shogun and Kondo as makeshift snowboards after a mishap at a ski resort. They soon realize their boards have makeshift "brakes" that can be utilized by pulling on their underwear, but they end up breaking them before long. Later in the same arc, in a rare instance of Shinpachi ''not'' being the OnlySaneMan, he willfully lets Otae use him as a snowboard, as well.
23	* So much in ''Anime/SK8TheInfinity'', mainly via the snowboarder Langa who's now skateboarding...in "soaring through the air" snowboarder style through the illegal skate park S, thanks to his GadgeteerGenius friend Reki. Later in the series the implausible part starts becoming more obvious, as there's characters like Joe, who mainly downhill longboards by muscle, even torpedoing off a boulder by smashing it with his leg (and then a steel beam), and by episode 11, [[spoiler:Reki, likely inspired by Langa, "rock-boards" down a surprisingly sheer cliff]].
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27	* There's a bit in the ''Franchise/StarWarsLegends'' where one of Luke's childhood friends, [[http://starwars.wikia.com/wiki/Laze_Loneozner Fixer]], is tired of Luke and Biggs beating him at racing and the various other sports, so he invents sandsurfing. Trouble is, the moment they pick up on the sport, Luke and Biggs start to surpass him, so he ramps it up. Eventually he tries to jump over the Sarlaac pit. And fails, meaning that his two friends have to save him from a [[AndIMustScream truly horrible fate]]. After that, they agree that Fixer's the king of sandsurfing, but somehow it doesn't feel as good as he thought it would.
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31	* ''Fanfic/SoulEaterTroubledSouls'': In their pursuit of Eruka and the Mizunes, [[OriginalCharacter Tsuji and Caius]] are falling down the outside of Cobra Island's snake monolith. To slow their descent, Tsuji breaks off a large piece of rock and surfs down the rocky exterior with Caius clinging to his back. Their landing involves Tsuji expertly maneuvering through the trees and grinding on branches like rails. He repeats these boarding skills with a different rock by surfing down a river in hopes of capturing the crystal ball needed to turn things around for the heroes.
32	* ''Fanfic/RWBYReckoning'': during the highway chase scene, Darrel is forced to use a disconnected car door as a board, whilst being dragged along the highway by a hostile mecha.
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36	* WesternAnimation/{{Tarzan}} slides across moss-covered branches and lianas in a manner not unlike surfing (as pictured above). Supervising animator Creator/GlenKeane was inspired by watching his son skateboarding and snowboarding to include this.
37	** Tony Hawk himself mentions in his memoir, "Hawk - Occupation: Skateboarder", that he was personally contacted by Disney to be mo-capped pulling a few tricks, so they could get Tarzan's movement and balance just right.
38	* In ''WesternAnimation/{{Robots}}'', Bigweld surfs on a giant domino over a cascade of falling dominoes.
39	* In ''WesternAnimation/{{Hoodwinked}}'', Granny Puckett surfs down a sky bucket cable on a muffin pan. Awesome when you consider how chairlifts have a standard 4.8 meter rope gauge, which makes you question whether or not this is plausible in real life.
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43	* The ''Franchise/BackToTheFuture'' trilogy:
44	** In ''Film/BackToTheFuture1'', Marty makes a skateboard out of a soap-box derby car.
45	** In ''Film/BackToTheFuturePartII'', Marty steals a little girl's pink hover-board. It's OK though, the little girl he stole it from ends up with a way more badass hover-board that belonged to the villain, so she tells Marty he can keep the pink one.
46	* Herbie is a car, but he surfs in the movie ''Film/HerbieRidesAgain'' and in ''Film/HerbieFullyLoaded'' grinds on a guardrail after watching Maggie do some skateboarding tricks.
47	* In the ''Film/MrMagoo'' movie, there's a scene where a chase down a mountain combines with a ski event. The good guys and the bad are on skis and snowmobiles and--Mr. Magoo is on an ironing board? He rides it like a scooter and wins the competition.
48	* In ''Film/XXx'', Cage pulls off a boardslide on an enormous handrail using a stolen serving tray. He even manages to jump between handrails. And later he snowboards in front of an avalanche on a wave of CGI.
49	* During ''Film/TheLordOfTheRingsTheTwoTowers'' and the Battle for Helm's Deep, we get a short but memorable scene of Legolas using his elven agility to surf an [[OurOrcsAreDifferent uruk-hai]]'s shield down a staircase, firing arrows until he reaches the bottom and sends the shield into one foe before stabbing another with a spare arrow. This was only surpassed in the third film when he slid down a dying ''[[WarElephants mûmak]]'''s trunk after single-handedly killing it and its riders.
50	* In ''Film/TheHobbitTheBattleOfTheFiveArmies'', Bard pulls off some similar (though less cinematic) surfing down the roofs of Laketown.
51	* ''Film/JamesBond'':
52	** In ''Film/AViewToAKill'', Bond uses the front ski from his wrecked snowmobile as an improvised snowboard to escape from the Russian ski troops pursuing him.
53	** ''Film/DieAnotherDay'': In one of the most derided scenes in the Bond movies, Bond uses an improvised surfboard made from the hull of a wrecked ice yacht to para-surf an unconvincing CGI tsunami.
54	* Paying homage to [[Franchise/SonicTheHedgehog the source material]], ''Film/SonicTheHedgehog22022'' has Sonic snowboard down the Siberian mountains using a piece of metal broken off of one of Robotnik's robots, with Knuckles following suit.
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58	* During the second ''Literature/AlexRider'' story, ''Point Blanc'', Alex crafts an improvised snowboard out of an ironing board. The book does not gloss over how horribly dangerous this is -- the narration points out that it is too wide and flat and has no nose, and Alex has to improvise straps by tearing up a bedsheet.
59	* In ''Creator/JeanJohnson'''s [[Literature/TheirsNotToReasonWhy A Soldier's Duty]], Ia grabs a part of a roof shed made of corrugated metal, to help her surf the massive wave which is the result of a dam breaking. [[Main/MindOverMatter Telekinesis]] and [[Main/OmniscientHero incredibly accurate short-term precognition]] help her survive.
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63	* ''Toys/{{BIONICLE}}'':
64	** [[ConvectionSchmonvection Lava Surfboarding]], and it's even a sport, on the island of Mata Nui.
65	** In ''BIONICLE: The Game'' and ''[[TheMovie Mask of Light]]'', Kopaka's [[LuckilyMyShieldWillProtectMe Ice Shield]] is used as an improvised board.
66	** {{D\|eadlyDisc}}isk Surfing in Metru Nui, which ExactlyWhatItSaysOnTheTin ... in chutes.
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70	* ''VideoGame/AlligatorHunt'' have you playing a ''kid'' on a skateboard taking on alien invaders. You spend entire levels (those which doesn't involve flying spaceships, at least) skating all over the place while shooting at alien enemies with massive expertise, even summersaulting on your skateboard to avoid projectiles and explosions without falling off your board.
71	* ''VideoGame/{{Prototype}}'': the [[GrievousHarmWithABody Body]]-[[WipeTheFloorWithYou Surf]] attack. Kick over (or up) an enemy (i.e. any living being) and use your momentum to ride their body down the street (or through the air, or other people). You know, just in case you didn't have enough sadistic ways to kill people already.
72	** In the spiritual predecessor by the same developers, ''VideoGame/TheIncredibleHulkUltimateDestruction'', you can use a ''bus'' as a skateboard.
73	* ''Ultimate VideoGame/MarvelVsCapcom3'': the opening movie has ComicBook/{{Deadpool}} surfing on [[VisualNovel/AceAttorney Phoenix Wright's]] [[BreakingTheFourthWall OBJECTION speech bubble]] trough an explosion.
74	* The ''VideoGame/SnowboardKids'' games have the kids snowboarding in all kinds of places, in many of which there is no snow to be seen.
75	* Chosokabe Motochika from ''VideoGame/SengokuBasara'' surfs using a frickin' [[PlayingWithFire rocket-powered]] [[AnchorsAway anchor]]. [[RuleOfCool ON DRY LAND OF ALL PLACES!]]
76	* In ''VideoGame/DynastyWarriors 7'', Sima Zhao is able to surf on ''people''. This also carries over to [[VideoGame/WarriorsOrochi Warriors Orochi 3]]
77	* ''VideoGame/DevilMayCry'':
78	** ''VideoGame/DevilMayCry3DantesAwakening'': One of the skills Dante can use against downed humanoid {{Mooks}}.
79	** ''VideoGame/DevilMayCry4'': Nero does this in a cutscene against some Scarecrows, and he actually ''revs'' them with his sword pinned into a body.
80	* In ''VideoGame/MegaManX1'', if you charge the ice weapon, it will turn into an ice platform, which you can ride on. This feature returns as Model L's ability in ''VideoGame/MegaManZX''.
81	* In ''VideoGame/{{Bayonetta}}'', at one point Bayonetta forces an enemy onto his knees, and uses him to surf a massive lava river.
82	* While most ''VideoGame/SkateOrDie'' games have (comparatively) normal boarding, the platformer-based games have this, particularly the Game Boy game where you skate on floating platforms, dodge spikes, and outrun sawblades and cement barrels.
83	* In ''VideoGame/SonicAdventure2'', Sonic rips off a piece of a G.U.N. helicopter and uses it to skydive down to the first stage, where he boards down a hilly street! He does it again in ''VideoGame/SonicGenerations''. In Generations, some of it is even more spectacular, as one optional mission requires riding a board vertically up Rooftop Run's clock tower.
84	** This seems to be Sonic's forte besides his SuperSpeed as other games have proven. In ''VideoGame/SonicAndTheSecretRings'', he surfs on logs multiple times in Dino Jungle, and in Pirate Storm, uses a CANNON BALL LAUNCHED FROM SHIPS to travel between them.
85	* Dirk the Daring uses one of the playing cards as a surfboard while riding the wave on the ocean of tears and avoiding the Jabberwock and oncoming teapots in ''VideoGame/DragonsLair II: Time Warp''.
86	* In ''VideoGame/PhantasyStarOnline2'', a special skill Ride Slasher exists for weapons of the sword class is the ability to surf on a sword-like rocket-powered board with one of these weapons being a giant tuna allowing for some amusing fun.
87	* In ''VideoGame/FinalFantasyX'', it's how they get from the Airship to Bavelle.
88	* ''VideoGame/TheWorldEndsWithYou'': Daisukenojo "Beat" Bito uses his skateboard to ''fight Noise'' - and is a surprisingly effective partner when he does.
89	* At the end of ''VideoGame/MetalWolfChaos'', [[OurPresidentsAreDifferent President Action]] Michael Wilson destroys the orbital space station and uses some debris as a surfboard. He slides down the station wreckage and [[RefugeInAudacity safely reenters earth's orbit.]]
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93	* ''Literature/WhateleyUniverse'': Riptide, who is an aquakinetic, has a deviser hoverboard that runs on her own wave power, so she appears to be surfing across the sky on a little cloud. Thrasher is a skater boy who has PK powers and so his skateboard is a PK construct that can slide across anything, and go uphill.
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97	* ''WesternAnimation/TheKarateKid'': In the opening sequence, Daniel surfboards using a ''torpedo''.
98	* ''WesternAnimation/TheSecretSaturdays'': In "Twelve Hundred Degrees Fahrenheit", Drew cuts a shield-shaped slab of wood from a tree and uses it as a [[ShieldSurf makeshift snowboard]]. Doyle uses his jetpack for the same purpose.
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