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| 9 | ->''"I do not own this trope. It and any characters that may appear in it are the intellectual property of Tropers/UnknownTroper @ 208.110.194.128. Please don't sue me."'' |
| 10 | -->-- '''@/{{Micah}}''', who launched but didn't suggest this trope |
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| 12 | {{Fanfic}} writers frequently see the need to begin their fiction with statements that look sort of like the page quote, usually as part of the FanficHeader, but it can also be found in the descriptions for fan art and/or fan comics. These disclaimers are not only completely useless from a legal point of view -- in fact, they might even be counterproductive -- but they're also generally redundant, especially if posted on a website like Website/FanFictionDotNet which already includes its own well-written legal disclaimers. |
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| 14 | This kind of "I Do Not Own" disclaimer comes from a misunderstanding of [[MediaNotes/{{copyright}} copyright law]]; fanfic writers seem to believe that it's concerned with [[MediaNotes/{{Plagiarism}} taking credit for someone else's work]].[[note]]High school English class is a particular culprit, as teachers will often admonish plagiarism by pointing out that it's ''also'' copyright infringement, but students don't grasp that there's a difference between the two.[[/note]] So as long as [[MostFanficWritersAreGirls she]] is explicit that she didn't create the characters or setting, she's not taking credit for the work, and is thus home free. The problem is that copyright law is concerned with protecting the original author's rights, whether or not the fanfic writer takes credit for the work. You can be liable for copyright infringement as long as the creator of the original work loses money because of your fic. (This can happen even if you don't charge for your fanfic; the rights holder can argue that he could have written your story just as easily and charged money for it, except your free version is there, so now he can't.) Some fanfic authors try to head off legal consequences by pointing out that they have little, no, or ''negative'' assets; this never works because rights holders don't care about your assets so much as protecting their ''own'' assets and stopping you from doing further damage. |
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| 16 | The point is that this kind of "I do not own" disclaimer doesn't really improve your legal situation if you're a fanfic writer. It may even [[NotHelpingYourCase make it worse]]; if you admit that you don't own the original work, it's much harder to claim that you didn't realize it was copyrighted by someone else. And "willful infringement" of copyright -- ''i.e.'' you've been told that you're violating copyright, but keep doing it anyway -- leads to ''triple'' damages, and if you point out from the start that you don't own the work, you may be ''starting'' at willful infringement. (On the other hand, the disclaimer also implies that you think what you're doing is legal, so then that's not "willful infringement". You see why good lawyers are so expensive?) |
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| 18 | So all of this raises a question: if almost every fan-created piece of art infringes on copyright, disclaimers or not, then why is it still so prolific? Because of SturgeonsLaw; a good ninety percent of this fan stuff is utter crap. It's not nearly good enough to even dent the revenues of the original work -- this realization goes back to ''Series/{{Star Trek|TheOriginalSeries}}'' fan magazines in the 1970s (which, incidentally, is also the origin of this sort of disclaimer). What ''can'' lose a rights holder money, though, is the terrible publicity from suing a fanfic author. People who have never seen the original work before would certainly not check it out if they thought the rights holder was a litigious jerk. It might drive current fans of the original work away out of retaliation for such an act of cruelty, or out of fear that they'll be sued for liking the work "the wrong way." Most rights holders don't mind fanfic because it helps consolidate the fan community in general; those who do are rare enough to be listed on FanworkBan, and many of them have more ethical than legal reasons to do so. Rights holders tend to be more proactive where the fan work can actually lose them revenue (like homemade video games), but they tend to start with a Cease and Desist order in those cases in the hopes that the parties can reach a mutually acceptable conclusion. |
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| 20 | Regardless, it's generally accepted from both sides these days that the original creators can and should look the other way when it comes to people creating fan work of their original content if the fans are doing it out of passion and not a desire to profit off of someone else's work. Thus, the "I Do Not Own" disclaimers are more of a tradition than an attempt at legality. They are often used to show gratitude to the original creators for giving us the original work; some compare them to Creator/{{Homer}}'s invocation of the muse. Some authors also use them to clearly demarcate which elements of their story are canonical and which are invented (''e.g.'' "I don't own any of these characters, except my AuthorAvatar"). As such, people frequently use vague, cutesy, or parody disclaimers, along these lines: |
| 21 | * "Stuff in this story is owned by some company; I didn't look it up." |
| 22 | * "Disclaimer: I claim dis." |
| 23 | * "I don't own this work, but I wish I did!" (and its HateFic equivalent, "I'm glad I don't own this work.") |
| 24 | * "I still don't own this work. I haven't even asked about it." |
| 25 | * "I own not, you sue not." |
| 26 | * "I don't own anyone in this story, except for [[[PerverseSexualLust attractive character x]]]. He's mine! *{{glomp}}* [[{{Emoticon}} ^_^]]" |
| 27 | * "I own nothing" or "All I own is a piece of chewed bubblegum and a bottle of vodka -- so if you want to get drunk and eat pre-chewed gum, sue away!" |
| 28 | * "RosesAreRedVioletsAreBlue / I do not own, so please don't sue." |
| 29 | * I do not own [work X]. If I did, [[[OneTruePairing characters Y and Z]]] would have totally hooked up by now." |
| 30 | * "If I owned this work, don't you think I would have ''better'' things to do with my time than write fanfiction?" |
| 31 | * "I totally own these characters and this universe! I'm a ''millionaire''! See? Nobody cares." |
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| 33 | Some writers (such as [[http://bobmin.fanficauthors.net/ Bobmin]]) may go even further and turn their disclaimers into short comedy sketches (which can be useful in pointing out a good fanfic before you even start reading it). |
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| 35 | In the strange realm of RealPersonFic, disclaimers of this type have the additional purpose of clarifying that the work of fiction is indeed a work of fiction, and not a report of true events and an attempt to libel the people represented. It's not copyright infringement these authors need to worry about, but rather defamation. (The disclaimer doesn't work here either, [[http://www.theregister.co.uk/2008/10/06/obscene_publication_girls_aloud/ at least in England.]]) |
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| 37 | These disclaimers can get extremely meta when used by RecursiveFanfiction, but they're still necessary even though you're copying from someone who's copying from somebody else; although the original fanfic author doesn't have any real ''legal'' recourse, it's still remarkably unimaginative and unscrupulous to copy someone else's fanfic. |
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| 39 | For a more professional equivalent, see ThisIsAWorkOfFiction. |
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| 42 | !!Examples |
| 43 | |
| 44 | [[foldercontrol]] |
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| 46 | [[folder:Abridged Series]] |
| 47 | * The disclaimer at the beginning of almost all [[TheAbridgedSeries Abridged Series]] goes something like: "The following is a non-profit fan-based parody. [Original work] is/are owned by [original work's creator(s) and/or studio(s)]. Please support the official release." Admittedly, most of these are added in the desperate hope that Website/YouTube won't pull down their presumably Free Use-protected parodies with accusations of copyright infringement. |
| 48 | ** ''WebVideo/DragonBallZAbridged'' has its disclaimers narrated by a different character each time, usually someone who's about to have something nasty happen to him in the episode to follow. |
| 49 | ** ''WebVideo/NarutoTheAbridgedComedyFandubSpoofSeriesShow'' also narrates its disclaimer with a different character each time and refers to itself as a "fan-based parody of a fan-based parody". |
| 50 | ** Kaikisimoto's ''Anime/DigimonAdventure'' abridged series encourages viewers to "[[KeepCirculatingTheTapes support the non-existent official release.]]" |
| 51 | ** After the removal of ''WebVideo/SailorMoonAbridged'' from Website/YouTube, that exact quote is the first thing added to the episodes, accompanied by a picture of Raye and the word "Fags". |
| 52 | ** ''WebVideo/HellsingUltimateAbridged'' has a different character read the disclaimer at the start of every episode. When it's Jan Valentine's turn, he stops midway and turns it into a series of crude (and lewd) remarks vaguely based on it. |
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| 55 | [[folder:Fanfiction]] |
| 56 | * ''Fanfic/SecondWind'''s author tries to come up with a different witty disclaimer for every chapter. In Chapter 18, he says he’s running out of material. |
| 57 | * From a ''Franchise/StarWars'' fic: "Thanks, Uncle George, for letting us play with your toys! We promise to put them back in the box when we're done." This could be inspired by the Acknowledgments pages of actual ''Franchise/{{Star Wars|Expanded Universe}}'' novels, nearly all of which end by thanking Lucas for creating [[TheVerse the GFFA]] and letting the authors "play in his sandbox." |
| 58 | * From Rob "Kenko" Haynie's ''Manga/{{Ranma|OneHalf}}'' fic ''[[http://www.fanfiction.net/s/391277 Fair Warning]]'': |
| 59 | -->''(Yo, Creator/{{Rumiko|Takahashi}}-[[UsefulNotes/JapaneseHonorifics chan]]! Borrowing the kids for a while, don't worry. I'll have them dry-cleaned before I return them. --Kenko)'' |
| 60 | * [[http://m-mcgregor.livejournal.com/ M. McGregor]] likes to have fun with these: |
| 61 | --> "I don't own these characters. I don't even own the humorous disclaimer I was going to put here."\ |
| 62 | \ |
| 63 | "If these characters belonged to me, I would be living somewhere in the Pacific Northwest. I'd have a nice luxurious cabin near a mountain somewhere. It would have solar panels, central air-conditioning, and hot and cold running supermodels. The cold supermodels run to warm themselves up. The hot ones run cause they accidentally lit themselves on fire while trying to cook me dinner. Silly supermodels, you don't know how to cook!\ |
| 64 | "Anyway, I don't own this stuff." |
| 65 | * From [[http://www.fanfiction.net/s/4300069 this fanfic]], likely a TrollFic: |
| 66 | -->''[[Franchise/KingdomHearts Sora, Riku, and Kairi]] are copyright Lucasfilm, Inc. WesternAnimation/{{Mickey|Mouse}}, Donald, and Goofy are copyright [[RougeAnglesOfSatin Nickelodean]].'' |
| 67 | * Fanfiction of Creator/JossWhedon's works nearly universally comes with a clever disclaimer, often "Joss is Boss" (particularly for ''Series/{{Firefly}}'' fics) and "Everything is owned by Joss Whedon" (ironically, the only one of those works he ''actually'' owns himself is ''WebVideo/DoctorHorriblesSingAlongBlog''). In particular, the fic ''[[http://www.fanfiction.net/u/122787/Meltha Meltha]]'' has this disclaimer: |
| 68 | -->''All characters are owned by Creator/MutantEnemy (Creator/JossWhedon), a wonderfully creative company whose characters I have borrowed for a completely profit-free flight of fancy. Kindly do not sue me, please, as I am terrified of you. Thank you.'' |
| 69 | * The disclaimer on a website devoted to the TV reality competition ''Series/TheAmazingRace'': |
| 70 | -->''The Amazing Race is the property of CBS Television and World Race Productions -- we don't own it, we just like to play with it.'' |
| 71 | * One ''Franchise/{{Transformers}}'' fic has this disclaimer: |
| 72 | -->''Of course I own Transformers. I own ''tons'' of Transformers. [[MerchandiseDriven I spend so much money on Transformers,]] [[CrackIsCheaper they've decided to cut out the middleman and send Hasbro my next paycheck.]] I own so many Transformers that I barely have room for... [[ComicallyMissingThePoint That's not what you meant, is it?]]'' |
| 73 | * "This fic bears no intentional resemblance to any persons living or dead. If I'm doing my job right, it should bear a very great resemblance to persons made up and not owned by me." ([[http://www.fanfiction.net/s/3302539 From here.]]) |
| 74 | * [=Clell65619=] generally does this for his ''Literature/HarryPotter'' fics on Website/FanFictionDotNet" |
| 75 | ** His standard disclaimer is "I don't own Literature/HarryPotter and wouldn't particularly care to. I would like a rental agreement with option to buy for Hermione Granger. A short term contract with Nymphadora Tonks wouldn't be turned down. A Long-term agreement with Luna Lovegood would probably be a whole lot of fun. Any time Padma Patil wants to open negotiations, call me and oh for a weekend with Fleur. Oddly Lavender and Padma's sister (despite being her twin) Parvati do nothing for me." |
| 76 | ** On ''Harry Potter and the Distaff Side'': "I own none of this. I do not own Harry Potter or any rights to his image or personality. I do not own the moon or the stars. I do not own human genders, other than my own personal original factory equipment. Honest. Nope, not me. I most certainly do not own the rights to a billion dollar literary work. Damn it." |
| 77 | * From another ''Literature/HarryPotter'' fic: |
| 78 | -->''Jo owns the characters, the plot, and [[YourSoulIsMine my soul]]. I own only the spaces in between.'' |
| 79 | * From [[http://www.fanfiction.net/s/2447325 this (femslash) fic]] of ''Literature/ASeriesOfUnfortunateEvents'': |
| 80 | -->''Written by a ''Fan of Lemony Snicket'' -- a phrase which here means "Someone who is most certainly ''not'' Lemony Snicket and would greatly appreciate it if he did not sue her."'' |
| 81 | * ''Manga/DeathNote'' fanfics tend to have disclaimers along the lines of "If I owned ''Death Note'', [character X] would still be alive" or "I do not own Light, but he probably owns me." The first and only disclaimer of ''Fanfic/KiraIsJustice'' ends with "And remember, this will be the last time you'll be seeing this." |
| 82 | * "Disclaimer: Little boy..." from the Super-Ultra-Mega ''Manga/RanmaOneHalf'' crossover ''On Ranchan's Crossing Bridges''. |
| 83 | * Fittingly, given [[AlterEgoActing the nature of his act]], some fics involving Creator/StephenColbert have two disclaimers: one for the copyrighted fictional characters, and one for any RealLife people who become involved during the course of the story (frequently reporters or political figures). |
| 84 | * Fanfic involving Music/TheBeatles often has something like: "I do not own Music/TheBeatles. They belong to Apple Corps., EMI, and their management..." (or MPL if it's a post-Beatles [=McCartney=] fic). One Beatles fanfic has: "Please don't sue. I spent all my money on a copy of ''Film/LetItBe.''" |
| 85 | * "I don't own (emotion, I) RENT" is seen probably half of all ''Theatre/{{RENT}}'' fanfics out there. Clever and funny the first time, [[NeverHeardThatOneBefore mildly annoying the fiftieth]]. |
| 86 | * [[http://www.gigaville.com/ The disclaimer for]] ''Webcomic/TheLastDaysOfFOXHOUND'' reads: |
| 87 | -->VideoGame/MetalGearSolid ''and its characters are ©1999 Konami. ''Metal Gear Solid'' is a registered trademark of Konami Co., Ltd. This webcomic is intended as a parody. '''I'd be flattered to get sued over it, but please ''don't''.''''' |
| 88 | * ''Fanfic/ThePrivateDiaryOfElizabethQuatermain'' has this disclaimer: |
| 89 | -->''The only thing to which I can lay legitimate claim is the personality of Elizabeth (who says that she is perfectly capable of owning that herself, thank you very much).'' |
| 90 | * In one ''Manga/MythicalDetectiveLokiRagnarok'' fic, the author exclaims that her attempt to claim legal ownership of the [[Myth/NorseMythology Norse Gods]] resulted in her brother's car being blown up and her getting sued in multiple dead languages. Oh yeah, and the original mangaka's characterizations don't belong to her either. |
| 91 | * The disclaimer on [[http://www.fanfiction.net/s/2826076 this]] ''WesternAnimation/KimPossible'' fic takes it to a ridiculous but logical conclusion: |
| 92 | -->''I own nothing, which is why I'm currently sitting naked in an internet cafe. I'm getting some pretty funny looks, I can tell you.'' |
| 93 | * Not so much a disclaimer as an hopeful lawsuit deterrent, one ''Series/{{Supernatural}}'' fic featured the header, "Our porn makes more people watch your show." |
| 94 | * A now-defunct site had the following disclaimer: |
| 95 | -->''I do not own [[Franchise/TheDarkTower the Gunslinger.]] Right now I'm blackmailing Creator/StephenKing to try and change that.'' |
| 96 | * Paraphrase: "I do not own the characters in ''Series/{{House}}''. I do own the complete sets of Platform/{{DVD}}s. One cancels out the other." Found on "Casualty" by Angelfirenze, an "M"-rated Series/{{House}} "FixFic" running in an AlternateUniverse. |
| 97 | * [[http://www.fanfiction.net/s/4198895/1/Light_and_Dark This]] ''Literature/{{Discworld}}'' fic has "Disclaimer: Do I LOOK like Terry Pratchett?" |
| 98 | * One ''Manga/LoveHina'' fanfic has a disclaimer which reads, in its entirety, "Myuuuuu!" |
| 99 | * One fic holds that the characters (who are all human) bear no intentional resemblance to any persons living, dead, or [something increasingly ridiculous with each chapter]. |
| 100 | * The disclaimer of one ''Franchise/StarWars'' fanfic includes: |
| 101 | -->''Some items, such as lightsabers, Jedi robes, etc., are owned by various characters, and Anakin Skywalker was owned by Watto once, but now he's not, so if you see an undisclaimed fic about him by Watto, report it immediately.'' |
| 102 | * The installments of [[http://tfradio.net/ Radio Free Cyberton's]] parody of the ''Franchise/{{Transformers}}'' film usually contain this disclaimer: "Any resemblance to characters owned by Hasbro or Takara is hoped to go unnoticed by their attorneys. All celebrity voices impersonated... obviously." Otherwise averted, though, in that they actually used music from the Transformers soundtrack with permission. |
| 103 | * [[http://www.fanfiction.net/s/4631579/33 Chapter 33]] of ''Spoiled Brats'', a ''{{Manga/Ranma|OneHalf}}'' fanfic by [=DarkFyre99=], actually quotes the first paragraph of this article (as it stood as of November 2009) as its disclaimer. |
| 104 | * ''[[http://www.fanfiction.net/s/5472899/3 Phantom's Secret Diary]]'' by Anthiena has: |
| 105 | -->''Butch Hartman says it was all his idea, so blame him. On the other hand, I think he'd say at least three words you can't say on TV if he saw this fic.'' |
| 106 | * One [[http://www.fanfiction.net/s/5782108/2 chapter]] of ''Fanfic/HarryPotterAndTheMethodsOfRationality'' begins "#include "stddisclaimer.h"; in fact, the first 33 chapters include a variety of humorous disclaimers, often with shoutouts to various fandoms. The author also posts this on chapter 7: |
| 107 | -->''Whoa. A spokesman for [[Creator/JKRowling Rowling]]'s literary agent said that Rowling is okay with the existence of fanfiction as long as no one charges for it and everyone's clear that the original copyrights belong to her? That's really cool of her. I had no idea. So thank you, [=JKR=], and thine is the kingdom!'' |
| 108 | * Chapter two of [[http://sana-the-random.deviantart.com/art/Edward-Larrikin-X-Niall-two-158311187 a crossover fic]] of ''Wicked Lovely'' and the indie band Music/LarrikinLove, featuring Niall and said band's lead singer as a pairing, has this disclaimer: |
| 109 | -->''Do I look like I own Niall and Edward? Really? Wow, that would account for the millions of dollars I DON'T have.'' |
| 110 | * The ''WesternAnimation/KimPossible'' CrackFic ''[[http://www.fanfiction.net/s/3619834/ Morning, Pumpkin]]'' features many amusing examples of this: |
| 111 | -->I do not own Kim Possible, or any related characters. I also do not own a 1997 Chevy Impala, but that is completely irrelevant. [[note]]There was no such car, anyway; no Impalas were produced for model years 1997 to 1999.[[/note]]\ |
| 112 | I do not own Kim Possible, or any related characters. If I did, Dr Drakken would have a German accent (cliché I know, but really, doesn't the name "Drakken" sound German?)\ |
| 113 | I don't own Kim Possible, or any related characters. Of course, even if I did none of you would believe me.\ |
| 114 | I do not own Kim Possible or any related characters. Please don't tell on me.\ |
| 115 | I do not own Kim Possible or any related characters. I also don't own Family Guy (that's important, remember that) |
| 116 | * The author of ''Literature/TheDresdenFiles'' in fact only allows fanfics if they include [[https://www.jim-butcher.com/posts/2010/new-fanfiction-policy a proper disclaimer]], so all fanfic will have this sort of disclaimer by default. |
| 117 | * From MLIA-Anime's ''Literature/HaruhiSuzumiya'' fanfic ''[[http://www.fanfiction.net/s/5816799/1/A_Memorable_Moment A Memorable Moment]]'': |
| 118 | -->''I own the characters of Haruhi Suzumiya… as plushies. I don't own the show.'' |
| 119 | * ''Franchise/TouhouProject'': |
| 120 | ** ZUN, creator of the series, requests that you do this. Most disclaimers are something along the lines of "Warning: This is a derivative work of ''Touhou Project''. It contains scenarios which differ considerably from the original work, and should not be taken as an accurate depiction of its characters or setting. Please proceed with caution if you wish to preserve your image of the original works. If you dislike such fanworks, please [=[do not continue reading/press the back button on your browser/etc.]=].". |
| 121 | ** ZUN himself did this in ''Literature/CuriositiesOfLotusAsia'', not with a character or a universe (''Touhou'' being a {{doujin}} series), but with a [[spoiler:Platform/GameBoy]]. |
| 122 | --->'''Post-script to Afterword of''' '''''Deity's Tool''''': By the way, by no means am I trying to get in a fight with Creator/{{Nintendo}}. |
| 123 | * On the poster of ''Webcomic/HowIBecameYoursRiseOfTheAgniArmy'', author Jackie Diaz wrote, in a [[SarcasmMode stunning display of class]]: |
| 124 | -->''...and to all you bitch ass half cocked so called artists on DA, I DON'T OWN AVATAR THE LAST AIRBENDER(c) or the original characters from it. never said I did. The art and fiction from both HIBY stories I do own. read the fine print next time you fucking morons. write about that in your forom because I know you will. And by the way I'm doing better than ever! thanks for the fame!'' |
| 125 | * The description for [[http://youtu.be/KLRw8OL8Z8A this]] ''Manga/{{Bleach}}'' video has the following: |
| 126 | -->''DISCLAIMER: blah blah blah i don't own bleach, Creator/TiteKubo does blahhhh if i did, i would've made someone toss a bucket of pink hair dye at ichigo :P'' |
| 127 | * ''Fanfic/MyImmortal'' does this many times when [[WaxingLyrical quoting song lyrics]]. |
| 128 | * ''Franchise/SonicTheHedgehog'' webcomic series ''Sonic Wrecks'' has long and detailed copyright disclaimers at the bottom of each comic, filled with {{shout out}}s and more jokes tying into the comic itself. |
| 129 | * A student-made film, parodying ''Literature/AngelsAndDemons'', mentions the plan to immediately file for bankruptcy should any company sue, thus wiping out their student loans. It's posted on Youtube [[http://youtu.be/lgCjNVCsFg0 here.]] |
| 130 | * [[http://adventurers.keenspot.com/d/0336.html This]] ''Webcomic/{{Adventurers}}'' strip has: "[[VideoGame/FinalFantasyVIII Squall]] belongs to Square. [[TakeThat They can keep him.]]" |
| 131 | * From [[http://www.fanfiction.net/s/5548148 this]] '' WesternAnimation/StaticShock'' fanfic: |
| 132 | -->''Disclaimer: We do not own Static Shock or it's characters…and unfortunately, during the move, I broke my coffee pot…so…I DON'T OWN A COFFEE POT EITHER!*cries*'' |
| 133 | * In the ''WesternAnimation/MyLittlePonyFriendshipIsMagic'' fanfic ''Fanfic/ItTakesAVillage'', they get insaner each chapter. Most take the "wish I did" tone, until: |
| 134 | -->''My ponies! Muaahahahah! Mine, all mine! M-my p-ponies! Mine? Please? Maybe one? Just a little one then? How about a background one? Aw dammit. [[BitingTheHandHumor Selfish Hasbro]].'' |
| 135 | * From a ''VideoGame/{{Portal}}'' fanfic "[[http://www.fanfiction.net/s/7991041 SEXY TIEMUU]]" describing the horrors of ''VideoGame/{{Portal}}'' fandom: |
| 136 | -->''Disclaimer: Creator/{{Valve|Software}} owns Portal, thank God, because look what everyone ''here'' would be doing with them if they owned it.'' |
| 137 | * From a ''Film/TheLeagueOfExtraordinaryGentlemen'' fanfiction, ''[[http://www.fanfiction.net/s/6576577 Beyond Family]]'': |
| 138 | -->''I did not invent most of these characters and can't claim ownership. A large majority of them were created over one hundred years ago and belong to a number of dead Victorian writers (if they do not like what I do to their characters, they are free to haunt me).'' |
| 139 | * For a number of ''Series/TinMan'' fanfictions by [[http://www.fanfiction.net/u/2241493 animegus farmus]], there are some rather entertaining disclaimers: |
| 140 | --> Disclaimer: I don't own Tin Man. If you have a problem with that, well I'm the person who just passed you giggling incessantly. Don't worry I'm not insane...much.\ |
| 141 | \ |
| 142 | Disclaimer: You own what you own, I own what I own, and we agree that we each don't own what the other does own.\ |
| 143 | \ |
| 144 | Disclaimer: I owneth this not.\ |
| 145 | \ |
| 146 | Disclaimer: Ownership, by any other name, would still not be mine.\ |
| 147 | \ |
| 148 | Disclaimer: I...do...not...loadingloadingloading...own...connection lost. Dialing-up. Ringringringbeeeeeep...loadingloadingloading...Tin...Man\ |
| 149 | \ |
| 150 | Disclaimer: Don't own it, I admit it, you can't sue. If you do I'll just [[InsanityDefence plead insanity]], my stories will back me up (so will my friends for that matter).\ |
| 151 | \ |
| 152 | Disclaimer: d n t wn T n M n. Can I buy a vowel?\ |
| 153 | \ |
| 154 | Disclaimer: Hyperactive-disclaimer-of-not-owning-this-because-I-don't,don't,don't.\ |
| 155 | \ |
| 156 | Disclaimer: Yoooou shall watch the spinning object, give to me the ownership of Tin Man, yes you shall...\ |
| 157 | \ |
| 158 | Disclaimer: As I explained to mommy when she wistfully commented that it would be nice if I could make money with my stories, I don't own Tin Man thus no can do.\ |
| 159 | \ |
| 160 | Disclaimer: Share and share alike I say, you share with me Tin Man, and I'll share with you…um, my house plants? Yes, I will share my house plants, in fact, you may have them all. Aren't I generous?\ |
| 161 | \ |
| 162 | Disclaimer: When I successfully conquer the galaxy I shall own this, too (and make more Tin Man they shall). Until that time, I'm afraid I own nothing. Sigh. |
| 163 | * From this ''Franchise/{{Digimon}}'' [[http://www.fanfiction.net/s/6019679 fanfic]]: |
| 164 | --> I don't own Digimon. I don't own any Digimon Characters. I don't even own my own Plot Bunnies!( they revolted last summer…long story.)\ |
| 165 | \ |
| 166 | Disclaimer: I don't own digimon....or, for that matter, a working pen.\ |
| 167 | \ |
| 168 | I own digimon. I am also a four hundred foot tall purple platypus bear with pink horns and silver wings. |
| 169 | * An interesting variant occurs in ''Fanfic/ThePrayerWarriors'': |
| 170 | -->''Disclaimer: I do not own the Bible, God does. I will not feel sorry for using Percy Jackson as it is evil and should not have a disclaimer.'' |
| 171 | * From a ''Franchise/StarWars''/''Toys/{{BIONICLE}}'' crossover: |
| 172 | -->''Bionicle isn't mine. Neither is Star Wars. Otherwise I would have ended the 3D Clone Wars TV series a LONG time ago and replaced it with a Bionicle one.'' |
| 173 | * [[https://www.youtube.com/user/DagaYemar Dagayemar]], a PMV artist well-known for his ''My Little Disney'' set, usually has something like: |
| 174 | -->''I do not own My Little Pony or Disney, but I do own this deed to the London Bridge! That guy in the trench coat over there was selling it at a ridiculous deal! I just had to give him the number to my bank account and it was all mine! Now, what to do with my new bridge?'' |
| 175 | * The disclaimers for ''[[http://www.fanfiction.net/s/3025869 The Grim EDventures of Ed, Edd, n Eddy]]'' always refer to ''WesternAnimation/TheGrimAdventuresOfBillyAndMandy'' (one of the series involved) as "that Grim show". When OriginalCharacter Edna is added to the story, the disclaimer becomes the following: |
| 176 | -->''I do not own Ed, Edd, n Eddy nor "that Grim show"… but the original characters are mine... Especially "The Fourth Ed"!'' |
| 177 | * Chapter 5 of ''[[http://www.fanfiction.net/s/7144846/5 Ed, Edd, 'n Pony]]'' opens with the following disclaimer: |
| 178 | -->''Ed, Edd, 'n Eddy belongs to…alright, you know what? Screw this! It's not like they even read these fanfics!...or do they? Um, in that case, Danny owns [=EEnE=], and Hasbro owns MLP. So, if any of them are reading this: Don't sue me bros!'' |
| 179 | * [[@/{{rcmerod52}} John]] has some fun with these in ''Fanfic/EddwardWrightAceAttorney'', starting with Chapter 7: |
| 180 | -->If I owned ''Franchise/AceAttorney'', ''VideoGame/ProfessorLaytonVsAceAttorney'' would have been released in the United States already[[note]]at the time, it hadn't[[/note]]. And if I owned ''WesternAnimation/EdEddNEddy'', this would already be animated and I would be swimming in jawbreakers.\ |
| 181 | \ |
| 182 | If I owned ''Ace Attorney'', ''VisualNovel/AceAttorneyInvestigationsMilesEdgeworth 2'' would have been released in the United States already. And if I owned ''Ed, Edd n Eddy'', I wouldn't be wasting my time on a fanfiction and I would actually be animating it.\ |
| 183 | \ |
| 184 | Of course I own everything! In fact, I am personally head in chief of the staff behind ''[[VisualNovel/PhoenixWrightAceAttorneyDualDestinies Gyakuten Saiban 5]]'', making sure it is released in the states before Japan, because fuck Japan! It's all about America, fuck yeah! … [[BrutalHonesty Nobody's believing me.]]\ |
| 185 | \ |
| 186 | I am now the co-writer for ''Ed, Edd n Eddy Highschool''! How cool is that? So I now own all of the characters! … Yeah, right, as if you'll fall for that ol' trick.\ |
| 187 | \ |
| 188 | I own everything. I am also an [[WesternAnimation/MyLittlePonyFriendshipIsMagic ali]][[WingedUnicorn corn]]. I'm just kidding, of course. I'm a male, and alicorns are only female as far as I know. |
| 189 | * "If I owned ''Berserk'', [[ArcFatigue Casca would have been cured by now]]," is a disclaimer not unheard of in the ''{{Manga/Berserk}}'' fandom. |
| 190 | * At least one ''Series/DoctorWho'' fanfic featuring characters from both ''AudioPlay/BigFinishDoctorWho'' and ''Literature/DoctorWhoNewAdventures'' had a disclaimer along the lines of "Literature/BerniceSummerfield is the property of... actually, I don't even know any more." |
| 191 | * At the bottom of every page of the ''Series/DoctorWho'' fanfic archive ''Website/ATeaspoonAndAnOpenMind'' is a disclaimer reading: |
| 192 | -->''Doctor Who'' and its accoutrements are the property of the BBC, and we obviously don't have any right to them. Any and all crossover characters belong to their respective creators. Alas no one makes any money from this site, and it's all done out of love for a cheap-looking sci-fi show. All fics are property of their individual authors. Archival at this site should not be taken to constitute automatic archive rights elsewhere, and authors should be contacted individually to arrange further archiving. Despite occasional claims otherwise, The Blessed St Lalla Ward is not officially recognised by the Catholic Church. Yet. |
| 193 | * The ''Manga/RanmaOneHalf'' ElsewhereFic ''Fanfic/BoyScoutsOneHalf'' ends each story with such a disclaimer. Early stories were just a brief note saying something to the effect that the story used elements of ''Ranma ½'' without permission, and also that the story was not directly affiliated with or meant to directly represent the values of the Boy Scouts of America. Very quickly these post story notes expanded to also provide various anecdotal authors notes, and to occasionally disclaim additional things when homages to things other then ''Ranma ½'' occurred. |
| 194 | * Monty Oum's WebAnimation ''WebAnimation/{{Haloid}}'', in its end credits, says that the Spartan VI suit and other ''[[Franchise/{{Halo}} Halo/Halo 2]]'' material are the property of Bungie Studios and [[Franchise/{{Metroid}} Samus Aran and all likenesses]] are property of Nintendo. Later they say "Bungie and Nintendo are '''awesome''', please continue to be awesome by '''not''' suing me. This is fanart and does not profit me in any shape or form." |
| 195 | * On the intro pages to each of the ''Fanfic/EmpathTheLuckiestSmurf'' stories on Vic George's Imaginarium: |
| 196 | -->''SMURFS and all character likenesses are trademarks of Peyo/IMPS Licensing (Brussels).'' |
| 197 | -->This story is not authorized nor endorsed by the current copyright owners. |
| 198 | * Parodied by ''Webcomic/{{Eatatau}}'', which has a sidebar on every page of the website with a LongList of things that Creator/GamesWorkshop, rather than the author, doesn't own, including things like "Eldar" and "Space Marine" that are OlderThanTheyThink. |
| 199 | * Parodied by the ''{{Manga/Naruto}}'' fanfic ''Fanfic/NarutoTheSecretSongsOfTheNinja'', where the first chapter starts with a normal one of these before breaking off half-way through to incredulously ask what the point is of stating something every reader already knows. Chapter 2 followed up on this and each successive chapter comes up with a new joke: |
| 200 | -->'''[[https://www.fanfiction.net/s/8944611/3/Naruto-The-Secret-Songs-of-the-Ninja Disclaimer:]]''' *yawn* Been there, done that... |
| 201 | -->'''[[https://www.fanfiction.net/s/8944611/4/Naruto-The-Secret-Songs-of-the-Ninja Disclaimer:]]''' [[NoJustNoReaction No. Just, no.]] |
| 202 | -->'''[[https://www.fanfiction.net/s/8944611/5/Naruto-The-Secret-Songs-of-the-Ninja Disclaimer:]]''' [[RedScare I am not now, nor have ever been, a member of the Communist Party of Australia.]] |
| 203 | -->'''[[https://www.fanfiction.net/s/8944611/6/Naruto-The-Secret-Songs-of-the-Ninja Disclaimer:]]''' [[BringIt Come on if you think you're hard enough!]] |
| 204 | ** [[@/ArcaneAzmadi The author]] also did something similar in [[https://www.fanfiction.net/s/8933977/1/The-Dream-Wedding his debut short story]] where he started by declaring that he ''was'' in fact Masashi Kishimoto, a fact that had been kept from him by his parents for his own safety for his entire life, and therefore he ''does'' own ''{{Manga/Naruto}}'', before going on to [[DontExplainTheJoke explain that he's being sarcastic "for the terminally sarcasm-blind"]]. |
| 205 | ** He does the same thing again in ''Fanfic/ForLove:'' |
| 206 | --->'''[[https://www.fanfiction.net/s/12473605/3/For-Love Disclaimer:]]''' Not guilty, your Honour. |
| 207 | --->'''[[https://www.fanfiction.net/s/12473605/4/For-Love Disclaimer:]]''' No, I ''don't'' want to take part in a short survey, and I'd ''really'' appreciate it if you could stop calling me, OK? |
| 208 | * The author's note to the fifth chapter of ''Fanfic/HogwartsSchoolOfPrayerAndMiracles'' disclaims ownership of the "original books" in these exact words. |
| 209 | * From [[https://www.fanfiction.net/s/11297308/1/Luna-s-Hero-Adopted-from-Dr-ForgottenFables this My Little Pony/Danny Phantom crossover]]: |
| 210 | -->''I own nothing, not the characters, the space where this story exists, or even the eyes that you are using to read it. This is for entertainment purposes only, no money involved.'' |
| 211 | * The author's note at the end of the first chapter of ''[[https://www.fanfiction.net/s/3831182/1/Masks "Masks"]]'' reads thus: |
| 212 | -->Disclaimer: I do not own the show 'Danny Phantom' and I am making no profit off of this story other than my own self-gratification.\ |
| 213 | \ |
| 214 | Quotes in the story are excerpted from 'I am a Pencil', written by Sam Shore. It is a story about a teacher, his kids, and their world of stories. I don't own that either, but I do own a copy of the book and helped myself to one of the better sections. Lancer needed something to read and I figured a book about teaching kids to write would be… appropriate. |
| 215 | * ''Fanfic/HarryPotterBecomesACommunist'' opens with: |
| 216 | -->''I dont own HP. JKR does butt it should be owed by the stat cuz privacy property is evil lol. Workers of the world urinite! If you flam you have false consciousness.'' |
| 217 | * In the ''Franchise/{{Naruto}}'' fanfic ''Fanfic/TruePotential'', every chapter starts out with one in some form, with [=DryBoneKing=] sometimes jokingly trying to buy out the rights from Creator/MasashiKishimoto. |
| 218 | [[/folder]] |
| 219 | |
| 220 | [[folder:Films -- Live-Action]] |
| 221 | * Summed up pretty well at the start of ''Film/{{Dogma}}'': |
| 222 | -->''Disclaimer: 1) a renunciation of any claim to or connection with; 2) disavowal; 3) a statement made to save one's own ass; 4) a foresaid word for not being blamed later.'' |
| 223 | [[/folder]] |
| 224 | |
| 225 | [[folder:Literature]] |
| 226 | * The end of the first Canto of Creator/LordByron's ''Don Juan'' reads: "The first four rhymes are Southey's every line:/ For God's sake, reader! take them not for mine." Of course, this was essentially pre-Internet ''Don Juan'' FanFic, since Byron didn't own [[PublicDomainCharacter Don Juan]] either. |
| 227 | [[/folder]] |
| 228 | |
| 229 | [[folder:Video Games]] |
| 230 | * Both ''VideoGame/RakenzarnTales'' and ''VideoGame/RakenzarnFrontierStory'' both open with the same disclaimer: "This story has no relations with any existing series. Except for a few Original Characters, most characters appear in this game are owned by their respective owners." |
| 231 | [[/folder]] |
| 232 | |
| 233 | [[folder:Web Original]] |
| 234 | * ''WebVideo/AtopTheFourthWall'': Linkara generally plays this straight in his reviews; in ''ComicBook/AmazonsAttack'' reviews, he used several variations, such as: |
| 235 | -->"Franchise/WonderWoman is ''nobody's'' property... although the copyright and trademark belong to Creator/DCComics." \ |
| 236 | "Wonder Woman is still no one's property, but this pile of crap ''Amazons Attack'' belongs to DC Comics, and they can have it.\ |
| 237 | "This miserable excuse for an event comic, ''Amazons Attack'', is property of DC Comics. At least it will be until they [[CanonDiscontinuity throw it into the trash and try to pretend it never happened]]." |
| 238 | * {{WebVideo/Doraman}}: The video descriptions say that Doraman does not have the rights to ''{{Franchise/Doraemon}}''. |
| 239 | * In '' {{WebAnimation/Evaporate}}'', Nerv puts a disclaimer like this at the end of his FanFilm while missing the point of having it and [[NotHelpingYourCase Not Helping His Case]]. |
| 240 | --> '''OffModel CGI Franchise/{{Kirby}}:''' The film you have just watched was in no way affiliated with Creator/{{Nintendo}}. However, it was entirely for profit! Thanks for your money. |
| 241 | * Parodied on comic artist Jay Fife's webpage: |
| 242 | -->''All characters are copyright their respective owners. Jay Fife is copyright his parents.'' |
| 243 | * The opening disclaimer for ''WebAnimation/TheMisadventuresOfR2AndMiku'', among other things, states this: |
| 244 | --> "I don't earn money with this crap, I only do it {{for the lulz}}; that's why I use so much copyrighted content (as long as it doesn't hurt anyone's pockets, it's ok)." |
| 245 | * [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F-oStcPtFl0 This]] ''WesternAnimation/{{Futurama}}'' clip on Website/{{Youtube}} spoofs the disclaimer on many reuploaded clips by cheerfully claiming ownership. |
| 246 | --> ''Copyright infringement intended. This is my clip not Matt Groening's.'' |
| 247 | [[/folder]] |
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