Line #9 Main/HireTheCritic


1	->'''George Steinbrenner:''' Nice to meet you. ''[Offers his hand]'' \
2	'''George Costanza:''' Well, I wish I could say the same, but I must say, [[WithDueRespect with all due respect]], I find it very hard to see the logic behind some of the moves you have made with this fine organization. In the past twenty years, you have caused myself and the city of New York a good deal of distress, as we have watched you take our beloved Yankees and reduce them to a ''laughingstock''! All for the glorification of your ''massive ego''!\
3	'''Steinbrenner:''' ...Hire this man.
4	-->-- ''Series/{{Seinfeld}}''
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6	Why would an author of a media work hire a guy who hated their previous stuff? Maybe the artist agrees with the critic and wants their help to avoid more story problems. Maybe they want an HonestAdvisor who won't be afraid to tell them what's wrong. Maybe it's part of their campaign to show that WeDontSuckAnymore. Maybe it's to back up their LetsSeeYouDoBetter challenge. Or maybe it's to nullify the critic because they'll be less likely to criticize something if they worked on it themselves, right?
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8	Compare CastTheExpert, which a critic may technically be, an expert on story. Contrast TakeThatCritics and PromotedFanboy.
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12	!!RealLife Examples
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16	* According to Keith Giffen, while working on ''ComicBook/FiftyTwo'', there were plans to feature ComicBook/{{Lobo}} for an arc set in space. Creator/GrantMorrison, who was the main writer working on that arc, admitted that "I don't know... I've never really liked Lobo." Keith Giffen, Lobo's main creator, became adamant upon hearing this that Morrison be the one to handle Lobo. Giffen [[CreatorsPest had long developed a disdain for the character]] and felt his gag of over-the-top violence and BlackComedy had grown stale, and therefore asked Morrison to reinvent the character as much as possible.
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20	* A frequent topic in Aaron [=McGruder=]'s comic strip ''ComicStrip/TheBoondocks'' was [[Franchise/StarWars Jar Jar Binks]] and the racial stereotyping he portrayed. For the production of ''Film/RedTails'', a Creator/GeorgeLucas-produced film about the Tuskegee Airmen, guess who got hired as its screenwriter? That's right, Aaron [=McGruder=].[[note]]And he claimed he was so excited to work with George Lucas that the topic of Jar Jar never came up once![[/note]]
21	* For ''[[Franchise/TheMatrix The Ultimate Matrix Collection]]'', the filmmakers included two [[AlternateDVDCommentary Alternate DVD Commentaries]]: one by philosophers who liked all three movies, and one by critics who gave the original ''[[Film/TheMatrix Matrix]]'' a good {{review}} and then gave poor reviews to ''[[Film/TheMatrixReloaded Reloaded]]'' and ''[[Film/TheMatrixRevolutions Revolutions]]''. [[WordOfGod The Wachowskis say]] they did this to let viewers "triangulate their own position" between the two.
22	* Novelist Barry Gifford wrote a piece that was highly critical of Creator/DavidLynch's attempt at FilmNoir atmosphere in ''Film/BlueVelvet''. Lynch went on to adapt one of Gifford's books as ''Film/WildAtHeart'' and co-wrote the screenplay for ''Film/LostHighway'' with him.
23	* UsefulNotes/NeilDeGrasseTyson wasn't very happy about how the night sky in ''Film/{{Titanic 1997}}'' [[SpecialEffectsFailure had been lazily mirrored]]. He ribbed Creator/JamesCameron about it several times, to the point that, finally, Cameron coolly replied, "Last time I checked, ''[[QualityByPopularVote Titanic]]'' [[QualityByPopularVote sold $1.3 billion worth of tickets, worldwide]]. [[SarcasmMode Imagine how many more tickets we would have sold if we'd gotten the sky right.]]" That deflated Tyson, but to his delight a few months later he was hired to provide a correct star map for the film's 10th anniversary DVD and 3D re-release.
24	* Pixar hired cartoonist Lalo Alcaraz to work on their then-upcoming movie ''WesternAnimation/{{Coco}}'', even though he had been critical of Disney in the past over their treatment of Latinos and Latino cultures. [[http://io9.com/why-disney-pixar-hired-one-of-its-biggest-critics-to-wo-1725149333 Unfortunately, this actually caused many people to be angry at Lalo,]] thinking he's been bought out.
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28	* When the revamped version of ''Series/BattlestarGalactica2003'' went into production, one of the project's biggest critics was Creator/RichardHatch, who was the star of the [[Series/BattlestarGalactica1978 original series]]. And so he got hired to appear on the new show playing a rabble-rousing troublemaker.
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32	* [[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Luke_Smith_(writer) Luke Smith]] of 1UP got hired to {{Creator/Bungie}} after he wrote the article "[[http://www.1up.com/features/broken-halo Broken Halo]]", where he criticized ''VideoGame/{{Halo 2}}'''s multiplayer for being highly unbalanced.
33	* [[Creator/BenCroshaw Ben "Yahtzee" Croshaw]] was once asked to write ''VideoGame/DukeNukemForever''. But they turned him down because his script was parodying Duke himself, while the developers at the time wanted to make him the StraightMan.
34	** Years later, he was hired by Creator/{{Ubisoft}} to help 'punch up' the dialogue for the character Bagley in ''VideoGame/WatchDogsLegion''.
35	* In ''VideoGame/KingdomOfLoathing'', [=HotStuff=] was a user who had, among other things, discovered a bug that allowed him to generate infinite meat (the game's currency). The response involved him getting hired to the dev team, where he now looks for bugs in the code before it gets released.
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39	* ''WebVideo/{{lonelygirl15}}'': Gregory Austin [=McConnell=] was known for his outspoken remarks on the series before winning a contest through "The Show Is Yours" to make the SpinOff ''[=LG15=]: Outbreak''. He did enjoy the series and wanted to do right by it.
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43	* ''WesternAnimation/TheSimpsons'': Creator/JohnKricfalusi has been a longtime critic of ''The Simpsons'' (and nearly all modern cartoons, for that matter), so naturally they hired him to do a CouchGag for them. [[DerangedAnimation A very strange]] [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dShsDp7CSv4 one.]]
44	* Creator/LaurenFaust manages to combine this trope with PromotedFangirl with the creation of ''WesternAnimation/MyLittlePonyFriendshipIsMagic''. Whilst Creator/LaurenFaust was a fan of ''Franchise/MyLittlePony'' toys as a child and she based [[PatchworkFic the characters' personalities are the ones she gave them while playing with the toys]], she wasn't actually a fan of previous animated versions of the franchise. [[http://msmagazine.com/blog/blog/2010/12/24/my-little-non-homophobic-non-racist-non-smart-shaming-pony-a-rebuttal/ She said she never liked cartoons based on girls' toys, but that she loved playing with said toys as a kid regardless]].
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48	* After publishing a book critical of Mother Teresa, ''The Missionary Position'', Creator/ChristopherHitchens was asked by the Catholic Church to speak as the "devil's advocate" during the debate for beatifying her.
49	* Not unheard of in various clubs and groups: If someone complains about how a given event was handled one year, the complainer is promptly thanked for volunteering to help plan the next year's event.
50	* Creator/TeamFourStar hired Grant Smith, an outspoken critic of their abridged series content, as a main cast member for their gaming side channel.
51	* Martin 'Tantacrul' Keary, a composer and [=YouTuber=] with a background in software design posted [[https://youtu.be/4hZxo96x48A this review]] of the open source music notation program [=MuseScore=]. [[DownplayedTrope While his overall thoughts on it were fairly positive]], he also spent much of the review criticising its UX and visual design, as well as pointing out smaller issues that he felt would turn off more experienced users. This video was noticed by the [=MuseScore=] team, who appreciated the feedback, and this led to him assisting with further development. By the year's end, he'd been promoted to Head of Design.
52	* When the Walt Disney Company announced their plans for ''Disney's America'', a theme park built on actual Civil War battle sites, several American historians teamed together to denounce the project. Disney reached out to one of them, James Oliver Horton, and offered him a position as advisor. To the surprise of many, he accepted. As he explained, if you tell someone, "what you're doing is wrong", and they respond by saying, "teach us how to do it right", and you refuse, you come off as hypocritical. While Horton's input did bring some small improvements, the project itself was already too poisonous to go anywhere and it was shelved.
53	* This is arguably the basis for a lot of democratic politics. Politicians who are trying to get elected will criticize the incumbent's performance and policies to try and convince the voters that they're better suited to whatever position they're running for. It's even baked into Westminster-style parliamentary systems based on the British model, where the Leader of the Opposition is ''expected'' to hold the governing Prime Minister and their Cabinet accountable and criticize them for screwing up. These critiques, in turn, can help the Opposition Leader make the case to become Prime Minister themselves in the next election.
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56	!!InUniverse Examples:
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59	* In the spoken word piece "Moose Turd Pie" the CampCook on a work-crew is chosen not based on who is the best cook, or by drawing lots, but rather by appointing the person who complains the most about the food. The narrator, having gotten assigned to be the cook, decides to make a [[ExactlyWhatItSaysOnTheTin pie out of a moose turd]] in order to get someone to complain. In the punchline, one of the others in camp takes a single bite and yells out "That's moose turd pie!" And then hastily adds "..It's good though!"
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63	* In ''ComicBook/ExMachina'', during his career as "The Great Machine", Mitchell Hundred tries to establish a working relationship with the NYPD police commissioner. She ends up nearly beating him to death with a nightstick because his "heroics" had caused two of her officers to be critically injured. When Mitchell becomes Mayor, he still keeps the commissioner on since she was the first person to make him realize the effects of his actions.
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67	* The Tamul Empire from David Eddings's ''{{TheElenium/Tamuli}}'' likes to do this with revolutionaries who aren't too fanatical to be reasoned with. Clearly, there's some sort of problem, or else there wouldn't be revolutionaries. And since the revolutionary has made it their business to pinpoint the problem, clearly they're the person to fix it. How would you like a job as regional governor? As for actually punishing them for their rebellion, regional governor is such a lousy, unpopular job that the empire [[PromotedToScapegoat considers it to be punishment enough]].
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71	* ''Series/FargoSeasonFive'': After listening to Indira criticize her ability to understand people's inner toughness and determination in key situations, Lorraine abruptly offers her a job at her debt collection agency.
72	* At one point in ''Series/{{Seinfeld}}'', George decides that his choices have been taking him in the wrong direction, and resolves to always do the opposite of what his instincts tell him. When he's interviewing for a job with the New York Yankees, he meets George Steinbrenner, the manager, for the first time. Keeping with his resolution, George greets him with a frank and brutal TheReasonYouSuckSpeech about how his poor management decisions have run the team into the ground. Mr. Steinbrenner responds with an emphatic "Hire this man!"
73	* In the pilot episode of ''Series/SpinCity'', the mayor commits a political gaffe that offends the homosexual community, earning particular reproach from Carter Heywood, a gay rights activist. Mike Flaherty, realizing that the mayor would be better served to have a gay colleague on the staff, decides to hire Carter as the head of minority affairs. Carter, despite initially promising to make things a nightmare, ends up settling in well with the rest of the cast and ends up serving the Mayor loyally for the entirety of the series.
74	* In ''Series/{{Friends}}'', Monica writes a scathing review of a particular restaurant for a local newspaper. The restaurant owner angrily shows up at her apartment to confront her over it. Monica defends her review by telling him exactly what's wrong with the cooking at his restaurant and showing him how those particular dishes ''should'' be made. He promptly hires her as his head chef.
75	* President Bartlet did this several times on ''Series/TheWestWing''. The most notable would be Ainsley Hayes, the TropeNamer for BlondeRepublicanSexKitten who Bartlet hired in spite of the fact that she was registered to the opposing party.
76	-->'''Leo''': The President likes smart people who disagree with him.
77	* ''Series/BabylonFive'': Upon becoming the new CEO of [[MegaCorp Edgars Industries]], Michael Garibaldi rounds up the most vocal critics of the company to serve as the new board of directors because they certainly won't have any shortage of ideas on how to reform the company. If their idea works, they get a bonus; if it doesn't, he'll "eat them for lunch."
78	* In the first season of ''Series/AmericanCrimeStory'', OJ Simpson's defense team specifically hire Alan Dershowitz because they were sick of him trashing them on the news, and it was the only way to shut him up. Apparently, this does reflect real life.
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82	* In the musical ''Leave It to Me!'' (1938), the main characters are Alonzo P. Goodhue, a Topeka washtub manufacturer unexpectedly appointed ambassador to Russia, and Buck Thomas, a journalist critical of his appointment. When they meet Thomas finds out that Goodhue didn't even want to be ambassador, and promises to connive a ZanyScheme that will get him recalled.
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86	* In ''{{Webcomic/PvP}}'', Max Powers concludes that the company is going bankrupt, information he obtained by breaking into Cole's office to examine the finances. When he confronts Cole with his suspicions, Cole angrily fires him. Later, Cole comes to his senses. He rehires Max under the title of Chief Financial Officer and follows his plan to save the company.
87	* ''Webcomic/SomethingPositive'': Davan is hired by the producer of Ollie's play after the producer cuts their funding, leading Davan to give a scathing TheReasonYouSuckSpeech. The next panel is Davan telling Pejee he doesn't understand why he got hired.
88	* ''Webcomic/SchlockMercenary'': Petey says that those who criticize how he runs things in the Plenipotent Dominion usually end up [[https://www.schlockmercenary.com/2019-04-16 helping him manage things.]]
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92	* WebVideo/TheNostalgiaCritic is frequently pestered by the troll Douchey [=McNitpick=], who is constantly pointing out all of the Critic's mistakes. At one point, the Critic decides to just hire Douchey as a fact-checker, but Douchey turns down the job "because then I wouldn't get to complain about [your mistakes]!" However, when the series gets UnCancelled, he does rope Douchey into replacing him as [[WebVideo/ToBoldlyFlee guardian of the Plot Hole]], and pointing out all the mistakes in the universe makes the little troll miserable.
93	* In season 5 of ''WebVideo/TheGuild'', [[spoiler: Codex harshly criticizes a pending update to 'The Game' unknowingly in front of the game's creator.]] At the end of the season, he offers her a [[AscendedFangirl job]].
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97	* ''WesternAnimation/TheSimpsons'' is no stranger to this:
98	** In the episode "Beyond Blunderdome", Creator/MelGibson ends up hiring Homer Simpson after the latter gives a scathing review of his remake of ''Film/MrSmithGoesToWashington'' because he believes Homer is the only man brave enough to tell him the truth.
99	** In "Homer's Odyssey", Homer loses his job at the power plant, starting a chain of events that results in him leading a protest against the danger to the community posed by the plant. In order to silence the protest, Mr. Burns hires Homer as the safety inspector.
100	** But {{inverted\|Trope}} in "Guess Who's Coming to Criticize Dinner", where Homer gets hired as the critic to the local paper because he is not very scathing nor critical of the food (unlike the original, who was retiring, hence how Homer got hired so easily.)
101	** In "Itchy & Scratchy & Marge", after Marge successfully gets ''The Itchy & Scratchy Show'' to tone down its violence, Roger Meyers Jr. calls her for advice on how to sanitize their latest cartoon.
102	** In "Bart Star", Flanders becomes a children's football coach. When he is fed up with Homer heckling him constantly (despite his undefeated record), he resigns and surrenders the position to Homer in anger.
103	* ''WesternAnimation/DuckTales2017'': The episode "The Duck Knight Returns" revolves around a big-budget movie adaptation of the in-universe TV series ''Darkwing Duck''. It's helmed by a NoCelebritiesWereHarmed version of Creator/ChristopherNolan, and the DarkerAndEdgier tone quickly turns off Dewey Duck. Since children Dewey's age would be the movie's primary demographic, the director reluctantly lets Dewey consult on the film.
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