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6[[quoteright:350:[[Webcomic/DungeonsAndDoodlesTalesFromTheTables https://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/images/getyourmindoutofthegutter.PNG]]]]
7[[caption-width-right:350:[[VisualPun Not so often do you see a brain in a drain.]]]]
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9->''I am so very well endowed\
10I must admit, it's rather long\
11If you think I mean my scarf you're wrong!\
12[...]\
13You bloody pervs, I meant this song!''
14-->-- '''Music/{{Voltaire}}''', ''Bigger on the Inside''
15
16So Bob and Alice are having a conversation. As they talk, Alice begins to talk about how much she loves [[BuxomBeautyStandard nice, firm and juicy melons]]. On a hot day, when the sweat begins to bead down the nape of her neck, there is nothing she loves more than sinking her teeth in to one. Oh, and melon balls! For her, there is nothing more enjoyable than sucking juice out of a couple of those before taking them into her mouth. Meanwhile, [[{{Nosebleed}} Bob reaches off to the side to grab some tissues]]. For a moment, she is confused. Then she suddenly realizes what's wrong and shouts at Bob, "Get your mind out of the gutter!"
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18This is a common stock phrase used whenever someone takes something innocent out of context and let their imaginations run a little too wild. Expect dopey, vacant expressions on those with their minds in the wrong place and confused looks from anyone who doesn't understand why they are making those faces.
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20It is often used as a response to HehHehYouSaidX, ThatsWhatSheSaid, and DoubleEntendre.
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22See also FreudWasRight and AccidentalInnuendo.
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25!!Examples
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29[[folder:Anime And Manga]]
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31* One {{yonkoma}} about [[TomboyAndGirlyGirl Subaru and Teana]] from ''Anime/MagicalGirlLyricalNanohaStrikers'' has Subaru act out her hidden perverted tendencies when Teana [[{{Tsundere}} smacks her on the head]], ordering:
32-->'''Teana''': "Mind. Out of the gutter. NOW."
33* ''Manga/{{Bleach}}'' anime episode #200. Uryu Ishida and Renji Abarai are appalled when Captain Kurotsuchi apparently revives his lieutenant Nemu by bringing her to orgasm. Kurotsuchi denies doing anything unsuitable for family viewing, then gives them this StockPhrase.
34* Done hilariously in ''Manga/OnePiece'' as at one point in Dressrosa [[MsFanservice Viola]] took advantage of [[ChefOfIron Sanji]]’s weakness for beautiful women, captured him and planned to use her [[XRayVision power]] to look inside his head and discover secrets. Bad idea, as Viola is literally [[MySkullRunnethOver staggered]] by [[DirtyMindReading sheer horny perverted thoughts]] that make up [[HandsomeLech Sanji]]’s mind.
35** Also invoked in a Omake where a reporter calls Sanji, a cook who “''keeps his kitchen clean and his mind oh so dirty''”.
36* ''Manga/NegimaMagisterNegiMagi'': When Haruna creates a Negi golem for her classmates to practice romance on, she adds that she's added 23.5 cm for their enjoyment. When all the girls present go bright red, she clarifies: "Get your minds outta the gutter! I'm talking about his ''tongue''!" They protest that that's even worse.
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39[[folder:Comics ]]
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41* Franchise/{{Batman}} lobs one at [[ComicBook/RedHood Robin]] in ''ComicBook/ForTheManWhoHasEverything'' for the excessive attention he pays to Franchise/WonderWoman's [[{{Stripperiffic}} attire]].
42* Paraphrased in one ComicBook/XMen comic. [[ComicBook/JeanGrey Jean]] is talking to Scott during a picnic, only to notice that he spaced out... and Psylocke is slowly emerging from the lake.
43--> '''Scott''': Oh... sorry. My mind was...elsewhere.
44--> '''Jean''': In the gutter, I guess.
45** Another example comes from ComicBook/{{Wolverine}} when several of his teammates take a JourneyToTheCenterOfTheMind and walk around his subconscious. ComicBook/EmmaFrost foolishly decided to take a look inside Logan’s “sexual fantasies” room and instantly regretted it.
46** Female example comes from ComicBook/{{Rogue}} when she’s having a heart to heart with ComicBook/{{Gambit}} and expressing the tender moments where they could have physical contact. Unfortunately Rogue had some [[{{Telepathy}} psychic powers]] at that point and was broadcasting her naughty thoughts to everyone, which was very embarrassing for her.
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49[[folder:Literature ]]
50* A famous joke datasheet describing a "write-only memory" chip issued by Signetics in the 1970s, footnoted a mention of the chip's "unique SEX process": "You have a dirty mind. S.E.X. is Signetics [=EXtra=] Secret process." On the other hand, the authors' minds probably weren't so clean, given the reference in another section to "slip-on latex protectors" whose use on inputs was not required with "PILL packaged devices."
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53[[folder:Live Action TV ]]
54* ''Series/{{MASH}}''. Someone uses this line to Trapper who replies, "I can't help it, it's attached to my body."
55* ''Series/BuffyTheVampireSlayer''. Season Four, Beer Bad, Buffy calls Willow 'Gutter Brain' when Willow takes Buffy's account of the previous night to involve group sex, not drinking beer with four guys.
56%%* Dorothy to Blanche in one episode of ''Series/TheGoldenGirls''.
57* When Santana hears a phrase that is full of InnocentInnuendo, she loudly snarls "Wanky!", which has led other ''Series/{{Glee}}'' characters to snap an annoyed comment along the lines of this trope.
58* Parodied in ''Series/TheGoodPlace'', when Michael (a non-human character) describes what it feels like to have a human body.
59-->'''Michael:''' I gotta say, it took me a long time to get used to the hanging bits.\
60'''Eleanor:''' Gross.\
61'''Michael:''' Oh, get your mind out of the gutter, Eleanor. I was talking about my testicles.
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64[[folder:Music]]
65* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2pT9p1WDyHc This performance]] of the song "La Di Dum" (about a man with a great big... nose) by Music/TheCorries has the lead singer angrily snap at the crowd that they are in fact singing about the man's nose. Repeatedly.
66-->You ought to be ashamed of yourselves, at your age!
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69[[folder:Podcasts]]
70* ''Podcast/TheAdventureZoneBalance'' has this most episodes. Merle is especially guilty of it, often became of [[DungeonMaster Griffin's]] AccidentalInnuendo.
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73[[folder:Video Games]]
74* ''VideoGame/LoveAndPies'': When Esme tells her grandniece, Amelia, that the former had a "particularly memorable evening" in what used to be the café's stockroom (which is now a romantic date room) when she turned 20, Amelia asks if it's an "inappropriate story" about her love life. Esme says it's not and she reprimands her for having a dirty mind.
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77[[folder:Webcomics]]
78* In tabletop gaming comic ''Webcomic/LarryLeadhead'', the guys are seriously into models. Just not the MsFanservice kind. No - it's the ''other'' sort of model. Plastic, resin and metal scale models and construction kits. They get tired of correcting this misperception. [[note]]Although there ''is'' a dark RuleThirtyFour side to the hobby, Larry and the guys do not go there. [[/note]]
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81[[folder:Web Original]]
82* When Jonny Paula of Ideo Productions (now called Jogwheel) began producing videos in HD, he made [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yxhs-1IN9K8#t=2m36s a video]] informing viewers of the upgrade. He pointed out that they would be seeing some "changes" around the channel, but he's not talking about puberty so get your mind out of the gutter.
83* ComicBook/TheJoker in WebVideo/TheJokerBlogs has used this phrase a few times.
84* In ''Series/TheWhitestKidsUKnow'''s sketch [[AccidentalInnuendo The Grapist]], one of the characters delivers this very line.
85-->"Sir! Get your MIND out of the gutter! He's a GRAPE! How is a grape gonna rape a... No!"
86* How WebVideo/FamiliarFaces's CR describes the action {{fanservice}} anime ''Anime/{{Grenadier}}'':
87-->'''CR:''' It's a show that wants to "get your head outta the gutter" at the same time yelling "Hey everybody! Check out my kick-ass gutter!"
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90[[folder:Western Animation]]
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92* ''WesternAnimation/{{Futurama}}'':
93-->'''Professor:''' A couple of [[RoboSexual robosexuals]]? Not under my roof!\
94'''Bender:''' What about ''on'' the roof?\
95'''Professor:''' Get your mind out of the gutter!\
96'''Bender:''' How about in the gutter?
97* Famously used in ''WesternAnimation/FamilyGuy'''s first season, when Peter takes offense [[https://youtu.be/ZLsBzSVLaXM to a man complimenting Lois in the grocery store]].
98-->'''Guy:''' Wow, Lois Griffin! Hey, I loved your act. Nice melons!\
99'''Peter:''' Hey, listen pal-\
100'''Lois:''' Peter - [[LiteralMetaphor I'm holding melons]].\
101'''Peter:''' Oh.\
102'''Guy:''' [[DiggingYourselfDeeper And her hooters ain't bad, either]]!\
103'''Peter:''' Now hang on a second there!\
104'''Lois:''' Peter - ''([[MakesJustAsMuchSenseInContext Now holding a pair of owls on her gloved arm]])'' I'm holding hooters!\
105'''Peter:''' Oh, sorry.\
106'''Guy:''' Heh, no problem. ''({{Beat}})'' Your wife's hot.
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109[[folder:Real Life]]
110* [[RunningGag Repeatedly used on this very Wiki]], especially on tropes listed on ItsNotPornItsAnIndex.
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