| 1 | %% |
| 2 | %% This trope is about a large penis PLAYED FOR LAUGHS, not large penises in general. |
| 3 | %% Also, do not change the pic; anything that is closer to the trope would be pushing into NSFW territory and will be removed. |
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| 5 | [[quoteright:249:https://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/images/cactuswily.png]] |
| 6 | [[caption-width-right:249:What a [[{{Pun}} prick.]]]] |
| 7 | |
| 8 | ->'''Susan:''' Some men were born lucky. Some men were born ''very'' lucky.\ |
| 9 | '''Sally:''' What was Patrick born?\ |
| 10 | '''Susan:''' A tripod. |
| 11 | -->-- ''Series/{{Coupling}}'' |
| 12 | |
| 13 | That's "gag" as in "joke". [[JustForFun/IThoughtItMeant Not]] something [[AccidentalInnuendo else.]] |
| 14 | |
| 15 | The SpearCounterpart of BoobBasedGag--and the opposite of TeenyWeenie in size--is a character with a giant penis that causes comedy. Usually much less explicit than gag boobs and relying on TakeOurWordForIt, as most TV shows can't actually ''show'' penises as much as just referring to so-and-so's tripod, trouser snake, garden hose, etc. Though some shows are able to use visual means of implying the same point. |
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| 17 | A gold mine of sexual suggestiveness for shows, and often applies to either the hero or a dumb jock-type guy. However, it can be especially funny if you give it to a ButtMonkey, ShrinkingViolet, nerd, or other harmless-looking guy whom you'd never guess was hung. |
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| 19 | Owing to the extreme exaggerations possible in SequentialArt, this is a staple of both {{ecchi}}[=/=]{{hentai}} and SexComedy {{Webcomics}} (and also standard in shunga Ukiyo-E[[note]]Japanese erotic woodcuts[[/note]]). |
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| 21 | This Trope is OlderThanFeudalism, at least. The original Greek dramas would often feature comedic actors dressed as satyrs who wore costumes with exaggerated genitalia. |
| 22 | |
| 23 | For instances when a massive schlong is treated as sexy rather than funny, see BiggerIsBetterInBed. If large genitalia is shown to cause problems for the owner or if it's a source of angst, see BigPrickBigProblems. |
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| 25 | [[noreallife]] |
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| 27 | !!Examples: |
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| 29 | [[foldercontrol]] |
| 30 | |
| 31 | [[folder:Anime & Manga]] |
| 32 | * Shalott of ''Manga/AirGear''. When he [[UnsettlingGenderReveal reveals to Agito that he's actually a guy]] by lifting his frilly looking dress up, an ''elephant's trunk'' is used to symbolize the size of his junk. |
| 33 | * ''Manga/{{Beastars}}'': |
| 34 | ** Multiple times it has been joked at how the {{Protagonist}} [[MrFanservice Legoshi]] has a huge manhood frequently in the omake segments, like how it would be difficult finding plus-size condoms or how he tried Zaguan's [[HomeNudist nudist]] ways and finds it comforting, complete with his speech bubble being ''elongated'' to the crotch area. |
| 35 | ** A SubvertedTrope with [[FanDisservice Zaguan]]. At first it was thought by the fandom that he had this trope due to the size of the [[SpeechBubbleCensoring speech bubbles used to cover]] his lower half whenever he was naked. Chapter 193, however, reveals that [[SpeechBubbleCensoring the speech bubble used to cover him]] barely goes past his stomach meaning he has a TeenyWeenie instead, as shown by the third image of this [[https://beastars.fandom.com/es/wiki/Sagwan?file=Sagwan_desvestido_%28Manga%29.jpg page]]. |
| 36 | * GenderInverted in ''Manga/BootyRoyaleNeverGoDownWithoutAFight''. In chapter 14, protagonist Haebaru Misora develops a body-image issue over the size of her clitoris, which her girlfriend Akira attributes to her developing higher-than-average testosterone levels due to her active lifestyle and various scares in the series. She briefly tries to be girlier in the hopes her testosterone levels will go down, but it makes her miserable so she ultimately accepts that it's who she is--even if it makes modeling in tight clothing more extreme than she likes. The size of her clit gets referred back to every so often: for example, after trans model Nekomiya Miya has a WardrobeMalfunction during a shoot, the other girls cheer her up by declaring her penis to be just a really big clit, comparing it to Misora's. (Note that [[InformedAttribute the art doesn't usually reflect the purported size of her clit]], probably because it wouldn't pass the censors if it did.) |
| 37 | * A disturbingly common RunningGag in the ''Manga/CityHunter'' manga is how ''clearly'' one gets to see Saeba Ryo's easily ignited arousal through his pants and how it's so large and hard that it can ''literally'' punch through walls and shatter concrete. This is downplayed or removed altogether in the anime adaptation. |
| 38 | * In ''Anime/EdenOfTheEast'', Akira the [[GuileHero very charming]] NiceGuy main character is implied to be quite well-endowed, judging from the reactions of female characters who see it. In the first episode, he is being hunted by police across Washington DC (he was running around outside the White House with a gun, [[NakedPeopleAreFunny stark naked]] - ItMakesSenseInContext) and an American policewoman catches him and asks to see his "Johnny" (she's using American slang, for his ID). So Akira drops his pants. |
| 39 | -->'''Akira:''' What do you think? Can you get a positive ID off this?\ |
| 40 | '''Policewoman:''' ''[turns bright red and glances down at the photograph]'' Ooohh, heheh. Thank you, have a nice date!\ |
| 41 | '''Akira:''' OK, guess I passed. ''[zips his jeans up and takes Saki in his arm]'' Well then, take it easy!... Phew, good thing it was so cold out there. |
| 42 | * In ''Manga/FortOfApocalypse'', poor Maeda suffers the indignity of getting his boxers yanked off by the other boys in chapter 27 for a reason that MakesSenseInContext. Their faces register shock and what looks like genuine horror, but the tension is [[MoodWhiplash hilariously deflated]] by the discovery that their mild-mannered friend is seriously ''hung''. |
| 43 | -->'''Yoshioka:''' Jesus Christ, talk about a ''monster''.\ |
| 44 | '''Maeda:''' I ''said'' I'd check it ''myself!''\ |
| 45 | '''Yamanoi:''' Was it that big ''before'' you [[spoiler:got infected]]?\ |
| 46 | '''Iwakura:''' Man, you're packing a ''desert eagle'' down there. |
| 47 | * In the manga ''Gakuen Heaven'' (not the BoysLove series, actually, but a different one that happens to have the same name and completely opposite subject matter; It's about a {{ronin}} teacher at an all-girls' school), one of the antagonistic teachers has such a huge penis that getting an erection knocks him out cold because of all the blood rushing out of his head. |
| 48 | * When Shido Fuyuki, Ban Mido and Ginji Amano take a [[HotSpringsEpisode hot bath]] together in ''Manga/GetBackers'', Ginji and Ban see that Shido is EXTREMELY well-hung. So much that they get ''scared''. The anime adds a neighing sound effect, for good measure. |
| 49 | -->'''Ban and Ginji:''' "LIKE A HOOOOOOOORSE...!" |
| 50 | * ''Manga/GTOTheEarlyYears'': |
| 51 | ** At the Vilas Girls High School cultural festival, Eikichi and Ryuji hug their {{Raging Stiffie}}s, which are drawn nearly as big as they are. |
| 52 | ** At the public bath, the boys are all comparing dick sizes. It seems like Saejima has the biggest dick in the room, but then [[ThePornomancer Abe]] shows up[[note]]An earlier chapter labeled his crotch as "Meat: Extra Large!"[[/note]] with his "[[UnusualEuphemism Galapagos tortoise]]" to the others' "baby turtles" and "medium turtles". And then ''[[spoiler:[[ButtMonkey Makoto]]]]'' shows up, with a {{Kaiju}} turtle appearing behind him. |
| 53 | * ''Manga/HajimeNoIppo'': |
| 54 | ** Ippo Makunouchi is constantly ridiculed by the other boxers (out of their own insecurity) about the enormous size and girth of his member. |
| 55 | ** Takeshi Sendoh is similarly, uhm, "gifted". Takamura once attempted to prank him in the shower, mistaking him for [[ButtMonkey Aoki]]. HilarityEnsues. |
| 56 | * ''Manga/HandymanSaitouInAnotherWorld'': King Maderaka is so famous for his enormous penis that the "Maderaka" is the nation's official unit of measurement for length. Among the main characters' party, the DirtyOldMan wizard Morlock insists that his [[ICallHimMisterHappy magic wand]] is of similar length to Maderaka's "sword". When he asks Saitou about the length of his own penis, he responds that it's only about half a Maderaka...which is ''still'' large enough for [[ClingyJealousGirl Raelza]] to go almost catatonic muttering "half a Maderaka" for the rest of the chapter. |
| 57 | * ''Webcomic/HetaliaAxisPowers'': |
| 58 | ** Japan and Italy have a [[BathtubBonding hot springs bonding]] session and Italy thinks Japan shrunk his penis since he's a whiz with miniaturization. The manga/webcomic and the Japanese version imply (while the English version outright says) that Japan is a [[http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=grower%20not%20a%20shower grower, not a show-er]] (which actually makes sense when you remember that a scene before this, Japan created miniature U-Boats that turn into giant fighting mechas) and proceeds to show Italy with a penis that has construction sounds when it goes erect and is heavily implied to be bigger than advertised. |
| 59 | ** Then there's the "extra small" 25 centimeter (that's 9 to 10 inches) condoms from Russia! |
| 60 | ** Prussia's "5 metres, anyone?" (Which is ''[[MemeticMutation a made-up meme based on a few joke LiveJournal icons]]''). |
| 61 | * In the 2011 version of ''Manga/HunterXHunter'', Gon and Killua are rather unsettled when they end up meeting with Hisoka for the first time in quite a while. [[http://25.media.tumblr.com/ad0042d51d2e30d1ecd8f64f3f9b7764/tumblr_miqlskBDnp1qm46two3_500.gif He's completely naked, and their eyes are slowly tracing upward]]. |
| 62 | * ''Manga/InterspeciesReviewers'' has Crim the angel, whose "holy lance" is constantly being referenced for laughs. A large part of why is because the series {{deconstruct|edTrope}}s what it would be like to have such a massive member. While he doesn't have too many problems, any girl that isn't at least a certain size or larger won't be able to handle him, which got him scammed out of his cash at a fairy brothel, and the sheer size can end up drawing unwanted attention to it, which due to how demure and mentally wholesome he is often results in major embarrassment. |
| 63 | * The one-shot ''Manga/{{Naruto}}'' chapter promoting the ''Road to Ninja'' movie hilariously implies that [[TheStoic Shino Aburame]] is rather... big down there. |
| 64 | ** An anime flashback implies this for Kakashi as well. Gai once barged in to challenge a bathing Kakashi and Gai happened to glance down... ''and his eyes widen and he has a JawDrop.'' |
| 65 | * While describing her [[ArtInitiatesLife newly created]] Nugi-kun DK-1 golem in ''Manga/NegimaMagisterNegiMagi'', Haruna mentioned that "He sports an impressive 23.5 centimeters!!",[[note]]About 9 1/4 inches[[/note]] which everyone naturally assumed to be this. Turned out she was actually talking about his ''[[OverlyLongTongue tongue]]''. |
| 66 | * Used as a RunningGag in ''Manga/PumpkinScissors'' with a nurse trying to get a urine sample from [[TheBigGuy Randel]] whenever he's hospitalized. To emphasize, it even got to a ridiculous metal-braced extra-large collector, that still breaks. |
| 67 | * In ''Manga/RosengartenSaga'', to illustrate how [[ManlyMan manly]] he is, WorldsStrongestMan [[FantasyKitchenSink King]] Literature/{{Beowulf}} has a ''four-foot'' one he uses as a PhallicWeapon. |
| 68 | * In ''Manga/{{Sekirei}}'', the main group has a shared OutOfClothesExperience. LovableSexManiac Matsu immediately kneels down in front of Minato and begins to giggle obscenely in delight while stating that the "data" down there is MUCH MORE than she'd expected. Minato shrieks in horror and goes to cover himself up. |
| 69 | * In the mini-film ''Sex Demon Queen'', an underage girl named Sour is accosted by a gang of ruffians. One of them breaks out his package, which is indicated by a helpful diagram to be over a foot in length. However, its maximum length cannot be calculated. |
| 70 | * Buppa, in ''Manga/TokyoTribe''. He's a crazy FatBastard who rapes a guy to the point of drawing a lot of blood because his actions and size of his junk split the guy in half vertically. It CrossesTheLineTwice. |
| 71 | * In chapter 13 of ''Manga/TorakoAnmariKowashichaDameDaYo'', Torako's brother Mashiro is thanking the Pet Raising Club for being Torako's friend and asking they take care of her. None of the other girls take in a word of this because, having suffered ClothingDamage from stopping an overexcited Torako, he's naked from the shoulders down. Bullet remarks that he's really packing and when describing its size Suzume, admittedly the smallest member of the cast, is estimating it at about the size of her torso. Adding to this is that Mashiro is OlderThanTheyLook, easily mistaken for a child. Meaning it's also as big as ''his'' torso. |
| 72 | * ''Manga/UzakiChanWantsToHangOut'': In Chapter 57, Uzaki's younger brother Kiri accidentally sees Sakurai naked when he's coming out of the gym's showers, leaving him completely in shock when he looks down. Later at home, he's seen mortified and when his family asks what happened, this exchange ensues: |
| 73 | -->'''Kiri:''' Hey Dad... does your gym have d**k training?\ |
| 74 | '''Fujio:''' ''[shocked]'' THERE AIN'T NOBODY WHO HAS THAT!!\ |
| 75 | '''Narration:''' And a deep sense of defeat was carved in the boy's soul. |
| 76 | ** The gag later comes back several chapters later, when Fujio gets to see it himself while they're in the sauna, and is left similarly shocked. Kiri actually names it "The Dragon" and expresses his worry that [[spoiler:Uzaki will one day have to face it now that she and Sakurai are dating each other]]. |
| 77 | * The erotic OVA ''Vixens'' (''Visionary'' in Japan) features a few: |
| 78 | ** The first episode shows Yujita replacing his TeenyWeenie with one; said gag penis is a prehensile, sentient gray snake/eel...thing, that's as long as his body |
| 79 | ** The second episode has Sameo have one, which is represented during his sex scene as a [[DoesThisRemindYouOfAnything huge goldfish swimming through a tunnel]]. |
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| 81 | |
| 82 | [[folder:Comedy]] |
| 83 | * "Bild" is ''the'' German tabloid. Not everyone is amused. As an oversize TakeThat, a satirist claimed that the owner of Bild had a botched penis elongation operation, leading to a libel process, a mural (on the "Taz" building in Berlin) allegedly showing his giant penis, and other [[HilarityEnsues generic lulz.]] |
| 84 | * In Drew Carey's audio version of "Dirty Jokes And Beer". Some of the memorable ones: |
| 85 | -->My dick is so big Creator/StephenHawking's got a theory about it.\ |
| 86 | My dick is so big there was once a movie called ''Franchise/{{Godzilla}} vs. My Dick''.\ |
| 87 | My dick is so big I have to call it "Mr. Dick" in front of company.\ |
| 88 | My dick is so big it can chew gum. (WTF?)\ |
| 89 | My dick is so big it's got its own dick, and even my dick's dick is bigger than your dick.\ |
| 90 | My dick is so big, movie theaters serve popcorn in small, medium, large and My Dick. |
| 91 | ** Part of his old stand-up routine addressed this as well. "You shouldn't be able to be good-looking AND have a big dick; it needs to be one or the other. Look at Ron Jeremy. That's fair." |
| 92 | * Dana Carvey had a similar joke about a Vegas vacation with his wife once where they saw Tom, and his Jones. |
| 93 | -->'''Carvey:''' It's obscene! It's insane! [[FemaleGaze My wife had binoculars, "It's moving, honey! It's moving!"]] ''It sang a song!!'' |
| 94 | * The Creator/CheechAndChong skit "Blind Melon Chitlin'" ends with Chitlin's record producer J.R. asking about the "ding-dong" he talks about in the song he just recorded: |
| 95 | -->'''J.R.:''' Blind baby, what the hell's that "ding-dong"?\ |
| 96 | ''[Chitlin gets up]''\ |
| 97 | '''J.R.'s assistant:''' I think he's gonna show you, J.R.\ |
| 98 | ''[Chitlin unzips his fly, the producers laugh in amazement]''\ |
| 99 | '''J.R.:''' Jesus Christ, look at the size of that thing! We'll never get that on the album cover! We could play jump rope with it though! |
| 100 | * Creator/GregProops has a routine about Tom Jones' penis being so large that it is, in fact, the "father of all penises." |
| 101 | * Creator/RichardPryor: [[OrphanedPunchline "... and it's]] ''[[OrphanedPunchline deep]]'', [[OrphanedPunchline too!"]] |
| 102 | * Creator/ChrisRock's routine once included a bit about how, if they ever made a heated hockey rink, black athletes would take over that sport. |
| 103 | -->'''Chris Rock:''' He ain't even gonna have a stick! He gon' smack the puck with his dick! '''POW'''! 'Slapshot, biatch!' |
| 104 | * Craig Shoemaker's "The Lovemaster" persona was made of this trope. Hell, at one point, he refers to it as a "Penis Colossus". |
| 105 | * Creator/RonWhite: |
| 106 | ** He has jokingly described his member as only being a few inches long, but about eighteen inches in diameter, "Like a cheese wheel!" |
| 107 | --->Oh, I may not touch bottom, but I will stretch out the sides... with my '''CHEESE WHEEL'''; don't be ''afraaaiid!'' |
| 108 | ** In another skit, he tells of taking a vacation and encountering a man who must have had a fully grown squirrel stuffed into his speedo. He meets this same man again, this time at a nude beach... |
| 109 | --->And it looked like a python had eaten the squirrel and taken its place! |
| 110 | [[/folder]] |
| 111 | |
| 112 | [[folder:Comic Books]] |
| 113 | * When ''ComicBook/TheBoys'' journey to Russia, they meet the ex-leader of the Soviet superhero team "The Glorious Five-Year Plan", who went by the name of Love Sausage. And just in case you didn't get the reference, the title of the issue in which he takes up his old role as hero: ''Fifteen Inches of Sheer Dynamite''. Big breasts are his KryptoniteFactor. |
| 114 | * This is played dead serious to both horrify ''and'' [[DarkComedy amuse]] in ''ComicBook/{{Crossed}}'' with the villain "[[NamesToRunAwayFromReallyFast Horsecock]]". Take a wild guess what severed animal appendage he uses to beat his opponents to death. |
| 115 | * Ray [=McFarland=], from Top Cow's ''Freshmen''. Nicknamed "Long Dong", because he and his roommates were (unknowingly) given superpowers related to whatever they were thinking at that moment; Ray was measuring his penis and wishing it to be bigger and better in every way. He develops an indestructible, 15-foot penis, and has to beg people not to leave porn lying around because he'll knock holes through the ceiling with it. |
| 116 | * ''Franchise/MarvelUniverse'': |
| 117 | ** When fighting [[ComicBook/TheIncredibleHercules Hercules]]: |
| 118 | --->'''ComicBook/{{Deadpool}}:''' Fighting a dude in a skirt. [[GroinAttack My advantage]]. Hmm... ''[sees up said loincloth]'' Godly endowments. His advantage. |
| 119 | ** The following exchange takes place in ''ComicBook/{{Runaways}}'' after Chase walks into [[RidiculouslyHumanRobots Victor Mancha]]'s bedroom in the middle of the night. |
| 120 | --->'''Chase:''' [[SleepsInTheNude You're sleeping in the raw]]? What is wrong with you?! [[ShoutOut At least]] Film/{{the computer wore tennis shoes}}!\ |
| 121 | '''Victor:''' We live under a tar pit, Chase. It's a million degrees down here. Besides, what's the big deal? I've got the exact same parts that you do.\ |
| 122 | '''Chase:''' Says who? You're an electric chair with legs! Except, you know, instead of four legs, you have, uh... three. |
| 123 | ** ''ComicBook/TheMightyThor'': In one issue, an Asgardian named Volstagg the Mighty (an exceedingly... [[BigBeautifulMan large-boned]] fellow), attacks a [[Characters/MarvelComicsDoctorDoom Doombot]] who is firing an energy beam, which destroys his clothing... but he wrecks the Doombot. Sif and the other two members of the Warriors Three stare at him and comment that they now know where his title of "The Mighty" comes from. When Volstagg notices where Sif is staring, he admonishes her to "cast thine eyes elsewhere... though it may take them some time to make the journey."[[note]]Volstagg is generally portrayed as HappilyMarried, with several children, and his other nicknames include the Voluminous and the Enormous.[[/note]] |
| 124 | ** ''ComicBook/UltimateSpiderMan'': In issue #66, Peter and [[ComicBook/UltimateXMen Logan]] swap bodies, and Peter's shocked expression on Logan's body as he looks between his legs speaks volumes. |
| 125 | * PlayedForLaughs in ''ComicBook/TankGirl''. Our heroine is fighting a guy wearing God's Housecoat. He informs her that the housecoat has granted him a whale's genitals (by accident or on purpose, it's not quite clear which), so Tank Girl shows him her breasts... and his resulting erection causes him to die of blood loss to the brain. |
| 126 | [[/folder]] |
| 127 | |
| 128 | [[folder:Comic Strips]] |
| 129 | * In one ''ComicStrip/FoxTrot'' strip, Peter's entire baseball team is standing before the coach with huge bulges in their pants. The coach {{Face Palm}}s and says, "Boys, I thought I told you to let the store tell you what cup size you need." |
| 130 | [[/folder]] |
| 131 | |
| 132 | [[folder:Fan Works]] |
| 133 | * In ''Fanfic/AmeliaTanaNari'', a ''Literature/{{Worm}}'' Fanfic, one character asks Amelia for a sex change. She is really generous and induces a second puberty to boot. The result is unusable. |
| 134 | * In ''Fanfic/BigHumanOnCampus'', Ranma is implied to have one. When Kurumu tries to touch it and he throws her out of the room, she doesn't understand why he's upset, thinking he should be "proud to show something like that off". |
| 135 | * ''Fanfic/AGreenDragonsHoard'': Izuku is fairly big for his size. Problem is, Izuku's 18 feet tall. More than one girl jokes that he'd probably kill them if they tried to have sex. %%As a result, Mitsuki is ''extremely'' interested when she learns Ochako's SizeShifter Quirk can be used on others. If Mineta's shocked exclamation is to be believed, it's bigger than he is. |
| 136 | * ''Fanfic/{{Progress}}'' fanfic 'Luna Vs the Threesome' has Sundance imagining this of Big Macintosh. |
| 137 | -->''Sundance's eyes grew wider and followed the progress of a quiet rolling noise that traveled across the floor and knocked over a nearby chair. ... 'Is that real?''' |
| 138 | * ''Fanfic/ReadTheFinePrintEvangelion'': As soon as Misato has a visual of Shamshel, she takes notice of its worm-like purple body and bulbous pink head and asks why an incomprehensible eldritch abomination would look like a penis. |
| 139 | * In ''Fanfic/SoonIShallBeIndestructible'' Izuku Midoriya is apparently quite... gifted. Ojiro claims that Bakugou dislikes Izuku out of jealousy. He is later seen telling Kaminari and Mineta that it's bigger than Mineta and that if it had one of its own, Bakugou would still be jealous. During the Training Camp arc, the boys see it and are left feeling inadequate (and Ojiro wins a bet with Mineta over it). |
| 140 | * ''Fanfic/ThirtyHs'': The rape ape is apparently entirely ''made'' out of these. |
| 141 | * In ''Fanfic/WithStringsAttached'', the one real moment of levity in the GhostCity of Ehndris is when the four come across As'taris battling a living statue (an image of which they'd seen before and dubbed "[[Film/MontyPythonsLifeOfBrian Biggus Dickus]]", thanks to George the Creator/MontyPython fan) using its long penis as a sword. They ''wince'' when As'taris cuts it off. |
| 142 | [[/folder]] |
| 143 | |
| 144 | [[folder:Films -- Animated]] |
| 145 | * Implied by the titular character in the animated adaptation of Creator/WalterMoers' comic ''Little Asshole''. During a school presentation, he claims in all seriousness that the erect male penis is 60cm (24") long, which he demonstrates with a tape measure, and weighs 3kg (6.6lbs), which he demonstrates with a weight. |
| 146 | * Saddam Hussein in ''WesternAnimation/SouthParkBiggerLongerAndUncut'' pulls two out when he's in bed with Satan. |
| 147 | [[/folder]] |
| 148 | |
| 149 | [[folder:Films -- Live-Action]] |
| 150 | * The caper film/comedy ''Film/NineDeadGayGuys'' has the "Really Hard Red Bull Test" offered by the character Golders Green: in order to get into his house, you need to have a dick as long as or longer than two cans of Red Bull stacked one on top of the other. Three characters in the film are seen to pass the test: the Queen, [[spoiler:Kenny, and one of the three West African brothers, although his other two brothers could have passed it as well.]] |
| 151 | * Mini-Me of ''Film/AustinPowers'' fame has one of these. "If you ever get tired, you can use it as a kickstand!", "You're a frickin' ''tripod''!" |
| 152 | * ''Film/BachelorParty'' had a scene where a male stripper ([[ExactlyWhatItSaysOnTheTin "Nick the Dick"]]) is paid to prank the bachelorette's friends by serving a "foot-long hot dog" in a restaurant. "Is this the footlong?" "And then some." |
| 153 | * ''Film/BASEketball'' had Matt Stone and Trey Parker's characters appear nude before the LoveInterest, and their dicks are so big that they touch the ground. She can't keep her eyes off them and keeps making Freudian slips when looking at them. And, while the two leads are naked, whenever they turn around, a number of objects get knocked off the nearby table/shelf. The one scene in which we get a shot of their junk shows what can only count as a third leg, as each of their penises stretches to below the knees with no end in sight. |
| 154 | * ''Film/BestNightEver'' is a comedy about a young woman and her friends on a bachelorette weekend in Las Vegas. A male stripper the girls visit early on has a gigantic endowment, tastefully hidden by a ''foot long'' black bar. |
| 155 | * Played for both drama and comedy in ''Film/BoogieNights''. Eddie Adams's huge member gets him a job as porn star Dirk Diggler. The first time he pulls it out on film, we only see the amazed silent reactions of the crew. The prosthetic penis would go on to win the Academy Award for Best Supporting Actor. |
| 156 | * In ''Film/{{Borat}}'', during the naked fight, Borat's producer doesn't have anything censored (his potbelly covers it up) but Borat has a censoring black box... descending past his knees. Show-off. Making this even funnier is the black box getting ''bigger and bigger'' as the fight goes on. This was explained in a deleted scene, where he's interviewing a cosmetic surgeon and asks whether he could get his freakishly huge penis reduced in size. Apparently, all his friends make fun of it all the time. |
| 157 | * In many of Creator/MelBrooks's movies, for whatever reason, there is a running gag about Madeline Kahn's characters getting involved with impossibly endowed men. Examples include ''Film/HistoryOfTheWorldPartI'', ''Film/YoungFrankenstein'', and ''Film/BlazingSaddles''. |
| 158 | ** A gag can be found in Brooks' ''Film/HistoryOfTheWorldPartI'' in the fan dance scene. Let's just say that Gregory Hines was not, in fact, a eunuch. |
| 159 | ** Mel Brooks used yet another version of the Gag Penis in ''Film/RobinHoodMenInTights''; Robin and Marian are behind a screen, and Robin's sword creates a silhouette in just the right spot... |
| 160 | ** ''Film/SilentMovie'', the board of directors of Engulf and Devour is shown a picture of Velma Kaplan, the sexiest woman in the world, and the table starts rising. |
| 161 | ** ''Film/YoungFrankenstein''. It's noted that if all parts of the Monster were in proportion to his size, "He would have an enormous ''Schwanzstüke''!" Later on, Elizabeth is [[BlackComedyRape raped by the Monster]] but likes it and falls in love with him because of his enormous size. In the end, Inga learns that her new husband Frederick traded part of his brain for the Monster's endowment, and she has the same reaction. |
| 162 | * In ''Film/AChineseTortureChamberStory'', [[spoiler:a Chinese thief has a literal horse penis transplant. [[PlayedForLaughs Played]] for [[{{Pun}} slapstick]].]] |
| 163 | * Creator/SachaBaronCohen loves this kind of joke. His Ali G character has a dream in which he's in a gang shoot out. One of the bullets tears his pants around his knee, narrowly missing his Gag Penis. Just a little while later, after the shoot-out is complete, he turns toward his assailants and the bullets outline where he once stood - complete with a Gag Penis extension in front of him. |
| 164 | * In ''Condom des Grauens'' (usually referenced to as ''Film/KillerCondom'') detective Maccaroni is extremely well endowed although his enormous penis is visible only as a shadow on the wall. |
| 165 | * Jason Voorhees in the ''Franchise/FridayThe13th'' porn parody released in 2010. So big, it caused his original drowning, dragging him under after he accidentally fell into Crystal Lake. |
| 166 | * In ''Film/TheFullMonty'', an auditioning male stripper displays his qualifications for the job. All we see is a reaction shot of the audition panel... |
| 167 | -->'''Gaz:''' You can't dance, you can't sing. What ''can'' you do?\ |
| 168 | '''Guy:''' Well, there is this [drops pants]\ |
| 169 | [everyone stares in amazement]\ |
| 170 | ''Gentlemen, the lunchbox has landed.'' |
| 171 | * ''Film/FullOfIt'': In this teen [[FantasticComedy fantasy-comedy]] , high school outcast Sam tells [[BlatantLies increasingly wild lies]] to [[IJustWantToHaveFriends improve his social standing]] -- only to have his life unwind when they start coming true (so that he can [[AnAesop learn the value]] of [[BeYourself being himself]]). When bullies on the basketball team taunt him for wearing shorts in the shower, Sam tells the following whopper (so to speak): |
| 172 | -->'''Sam:''' The-The truth of the matter is... I'm hung like a newborn...\ |
| 173 | '''Bullies:''' Oh! Ha ha ha! -- See! Even he admits it. -- Ha ha ha.\ |
| 174 | '''Sam:''' ...7 pounds, 18 inches. The-The coach made me promise to keep it covered... so I wouldn't hurt your self-esteem... right before the next game.\ |
| 175 | '''Bully:''' Dude, that would--that would really scare me. |
| 176 | ** Later on, they do see it, and they are scared. Sam, however, is delighted and parades it around the locker room for all to see ([[TakeOurWordForIt audience excepted, of course]]). |
| 177 | * ''Film/GhostTown2008'': The Pharoah Pepi had a very large penis. Both Gwen and Pincus are much impressed with it. He makes several jokes and cracks her up. |
| 178 | * Inverted in one soft porn spoof of ''Film/{{Gladiator}}'' where the Emperor of Rome is called "Dickus Minimus". |
| 179 | * One of the guys who rescues Rick from drowning in the spa in ''Film/HallPass''. Rick inadvertently comes face to face with his penis in a spot of shock value MaleFrontalNudity. |
| 180 | %%%* Also happens in the comedy ''Jane Austen's Mafia!''. %%%ZCE/Administrivia |
| 181 | * In ''Film/JuanOfTheDead'', if the comments made by La China while everyone is stripped naked by the soldiers are to believed (references are made to just needing a scarf to put up a tent), Juan is quite large in that department. |
| 182 | * In ''Film/{{Juno}}'', a scene where the high school's male track team runs past Juno and Bleeker in tiny gym shorts sees Juno comment on their penises. Complete with the camera focusing on their crotches as they run by, with very large bulges flopping about beneath their shorts. |
| 183 | -->'''Juno:''' When I see them all running like that with their things bouncing around in their shorts, I always picture them naked even if I don't want to. All I see is pork swords. |
| 184 | * In ''Film/JustOneOfTheGuys'', Terry Griffith dresses as a male high school student. She puts socks in "his" trousers to create a cosmetic bulge. [[spoiler: When Sandy tries to seduce Terry, she pulls the socks out of his pants. Rather than being offended, she says she's flattered.]] |
| 185 | -->[[spoiler:'''Sandy''': "It's okay. I mean, how small can it be?"]] |
| 186 | * A small one in ''Film/{{Kinsey}}'' - early in the film, Alfred Kinsey and his wife have come to a doctor because they're having trouble consummating their marriage. The doctor explains that sometimes if a woman with a thicker-than-usual hymen is matched with a well-endowed man, it can make sex tough. He holds out a ruler and asks Kinsey's wife to point to the ruler, indicating how big the...member in question is. She hesitates, then points to a spot in the air TWO INCHES past the end of the ruler. The doctor just raises his eyebrows a bit and says "I'm surprised you didn't pass out." |
| 187 | * In ''Film/TheLeagueOfGentlemensApocalypse'', Geoff Tipps writes himself into the screenplay for ShowWithinAShow ''The King's Evil'', and specifically points out, ''a propos'' of nothing, that he has a big cock. In the screenplay, at least. |
| 188 | -->Geoff Tipps, a clever man with a big cock, comes in and stops the king from being killed. He is a Hero. His cock is big. |
| 189 | * In one fantasy sequence in ''Film/{{Lisztomania}}'', Music/FranzLiszt's erection grows so large that five women can ride it at once. |
| 190 | * Joey Battle in the remake of ''Film/TheLongestYard''. The others joke he could beat someone to death with it. |
| 191 | * Jacques "Le Coq" Grandé in ''Film/TheLoveGuru'': We see him from behind as he undoes his pants, which is followed by a "thud", and his girlfriend saying "Damn." |
| 192 | * Schoonie in ''Film/Neighbors2014'' has one. The frat guys make dildos to sell for money, Schoonie's is so big that it seems like he faked it to look good. We later get a very visual confirmation that he wasn't faking. |
| 193 | * In ''Film/NothingToLose'', Nick Beam's boss has a statue of a fertility god in his office whose phallus is half again as big as the rest of it. [[GroinAttack It gets cut off with a samurai sword when Nick snaps]]. |
| 194 | * The eponymous monster from ''Film/OneEyedMonster''. Not only is it Ron Jeremy's dick, but it's loose, and it's killing most of the cast and trying to impregnate the rest. |
| 195 | * In a deleted scene included in the ''Film/{{Phantasm}}'' [=DVD=], drunken Jody and Reggie adorn the passed-out Mike with all the fixings of a human ice cream sundae, complete with humorously-placed banana and pair of cookies. |
| 196 | * A case of Gag Balls occurs in ''Film/PiratesOfTheCaribbeanAtWorldsEnd''. Two cannonballs are positioned so that they hang between Barbossa's legs, which Jack is quick to use as an entendre to doubt him. |
| 197 | ** There's also the rather freudian scene with the telescopes of the two claimants to the ship. |
| 198 | * ''Film/{{Porkys}}'' |
| 199 | ** Pee Wee's first elated act in ''II'', upon waking and recalling he'd scored at the end of the previous film, is to add a sharp (exaggerated) upward slash to his personal penis-growth chart. His mom soon finds the chart in his room, and her eyes bug out at [[BiggerIsBetterInBed the implications]]. |
| 200 | ** Perhaps more to the point, Meat from the original, who elicits a "That boy is deformed!" from a woman pretending to be a prostitute. |
| 201 | * The ''Film/ScaryMovie'' series is full of these: |
| 202 | ** ''Film/ScaryMovie2'' has Ray attacked by an evil clown puppet (a la ''Film/{{Poltergeist|1982}}''). After Ray is pulled under the bed, the puppet suddenly pops out with a horrified look on its porcelain face, while Ray makes some rather suggestive comments... before Ray's member extends out, ''wraps itself around the clown's neck like a snake'' and drags the murderous mannequin back in. |
| 203 | ** ''Film/ScaryMovie4'' has one of the characters trying to kill himself using pills...only to find out that he had swallowed Viagra. Cue the growing erection. |
| 204 | * In ''Film/AScoreToSettle'', they don't call him Jimmy the Dragon because of his dragon tattoo. |
| 205 | * ''Film/ShowdownInLittleTokyo''. They actually halt an action scene just so Brandon Lee can tell Creator/DolphLundgren "Just in case we get killed, I wanted to tell you, you have the biggest dick I've ever seen on a man." He also jokingly notes that its size scared him. |
| 206 | * The 1975 {{Blaxploitation}} film ''Film/SoulVengeance'' has a wrongly-imprisoned black guy take revenge on the people who sent him up by ''strangling them to death with his gigantic prehensile penis''. The few reviews suggest it's not nearly as good as that sounds. |
| 207 | * ''Film/SpringBreakers'' has a deleted scene where the main girls rob a nerdy fat man on the beach, only to find out he doesn't have any money on him. They decide to humiliate him by forcing him to take off his swim trunks only to be visibly shocked at how large his penis is and begin complimenting him on it, which causes him to get an erection and draw even bigger compliments from the girls. |
| 208 | * The ''incredibly'' bizarre Hungarian horror-comedy film ''Film/{{Taxidermia}}'' has probably one of the strangest examples of this in its first scene, where a man somehow '''''SETS HIS DICK ON FIRE AND SHOOTS FLAMES OUT OF IT.''''' ItMakesJustAsMuchSenseInContext. |
| 209 | * In ''Film/ThorLoveAndThunder'', the God Zeus ends up stripping Thor of all his clothes by accident (he only meant to take off his hood) and '''everyone''' in the immediate vicinity gets a glimpse at Thor's "Hammer". Several people of both genders faint and even Valkyrie, who isn't into men, appreciates the sight of it. |
| 210 | * In ''Film/TokyoGorePolice'', a character is emasculated, but since he is an Engineer, it grows back... as a biomechanical weapon over two feet long. The scene revealing this punctuates the view with the sound of an elephant trumpeting. |
| 211 | * ''Film/{{Tooken}}'', a parody of ''Film/{{Taken}}'', has the [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TNz6D_HiCIc the hero swallows an entire bottle of Vialis male enhancement pills and a four-foot long erection rips through his pants,]] which he then uses in a SwordFight (NSFW, obviously). |
| 212 | * Christopher Villiers' Nigel in ''Film/TopSecret'' just can't help showing off what a big boy he's become to Hillary. After she whips out a tape measure to take the size of his oiled and bulging pectorals and biceps, she ducks out of frame for a few moments. Poor Nick is then even more crushed as she slowly straightens back up, holding at least a foot of tape in front of her amazed and lustful eyes. |
| 213 | * The Penis Monster from several Creator/{{Troma}} films, starting with ''Film/TromeoAndJuliet''. |
| 214 | * Salvador in ''Film/{{Unconscious}}'' is rather well-endowed, leading to sexual incompatibility with his wife that is largely PlayedForLaughs. The one time his sister-in-law Alma sees him naked ([[spoiler:before the end of the film, when they wind up together]]), she's visibly impressed. |
| 215 | * Creator/ChrisHemsworth gets one in ''Film/{{Vacation}}'', which is advertised in the first trailer for the movie, earning it a red band warning. |
| 216 | * Parodied in ''Film/YouDontMessWithTheZohan'', where the main character is featured with a massive bulge in his pants. However, he later shows to someone else that he merely cultivates a large amount of pubic hair (apparently it helps with the ladies) and the person observing it states "It's not that big." |
| 217 | [[/folder]] |
| 218 | |
| 219 | [[folder:Jokes]] |
| 220 | * A logic joke: A woman who's had a string of jackass boyfriends puts in an ad for a partner who won't run off with her best friend, won't hit her, and is good in bed. An armless, legless man rings the doorbell. She helps him into her house and quizzes him on the aforementioned characteristics. He says he couldn't run off with her best friend, not having legs, and, as he has no arms, he couldn't hit her. Then she asks, "How do I know you're good in bed?" The armless legless man says, "I rang the doorbell, didn't I?" |
| 221 | * There is a joke about a man who goes to the hospital and complains that when he walks, his penis drags on the ground, and that's really uncomfortable, so he wants a bit cut off. Well, the doctor is not sure how to do it, so he passes the job to the nurses. They are not sure where to cut from; from the end, from the middle, or from the base, so they go to the senior nurse. She takes one look and says: "Are you idiots? Stretch his legs." |
| 222 | * Two guys are walking along a bridge one night and they both have to take a piss. They go to the edge of the bridge, whip 'em out, and go to it. One says, "Damn, this water's cold." "Yeah", the other says, "deep, too." |
| 223 | ** Alternate punchline: "Yea, and the bottom is rocky." |
| 224 | * Two black guys are talking about one's new 15-pound son. A week later, he says his son is seven pounds. His friend says what happened? Black guy says "Had him circumcised." |
| 225 | * There's a joke/anecdote of a policeman who was escorting a group of drunken men to an overnight cell when he saw a huge bulge in one of their pockets. "Hey, you can't take a bottle to the can!", he exclaimed grabbing the bulge, only to instantly pull his hand away and mutter: "Sorry". |
| 226 | * Another joke tells of a man who goes to a doctor to complain about his embarrassing SimpletonVoice that's plagued him ever since puberty. The doctor asks him to drop trou to discover that the man is ridiculously well-hung, and explains that the weight of his elongated penis is tugging against his vocal cords, but he can undergo surgery to remove the excess length from his member and leave him with a normal proportion that won't affect his voice.\ |
| 227 | A month after the operation, the man returns to complain in a normal tone that he's pleased with his newfound confidence and no longer feels embarrassed to speak in public, but unfortunately, he's having a difficult time pleasing his wife now and asks whether they can reattach his old penis. After a beat, the doctor curtly replies in a SimpletonVoice: [[BlatantLies "Sorry, I threw it out."]] |
| 228 | * There's an old one about a man who goes into a tavern and sees a large mason jar filled with 10 dollar bills. He finds out from the bartender that his horse had been very lethargic lately, so he was willing to bet whether customers could make the horse laugh. The man takes the bet and walks out back, shortly followed by whinnies of laughter from the horse. The bartender asks "How the hell'd you manage that?" The customer replies "I told him my dick was as big as his."\ |
| 229 | Cut to a week later, when the customer comes in again, the whinnies of the horse still going on, and the tender offers him another 100 bucks if he can get the horse to stop. The man shrugs, walks out back, and the laughter immediately stops, followed by the sounds of the horse ''crying''. When the bartender asks the man how he managed to pull it off this time, the man smirks. "Well, last time I told him, this time I showed him." |
| 230 | * A trucker walks into a bordello one night looking for a good time. When he went over to the prostitutes and asked which would satisfy him, they requested to see his endowment. The trucker unzipped his pants and showed them to her. The girls began to stifle their laughter as they see a tattoo reading "Shorty" on the exposed pecker. One particular girl decided to humor the trucker and they both left for a room.\ |
| 231 | The next morning, the hookers were freshening up when suddenly the girl that went last night with the trucker appeared before them. She looked disheveled and practically catatonic. Before the others could start fearing the worst, the prostitute finally spoke up "Remember the guy with the "Shorty" tattoo on his prick? Well, when I got him going real good, it then read 'Shorty and Bartholomew's [[EscalatingPunchline Hickory-Smoked Barbecue All-You-Can-Eat Buffet Extravaganza Albuquerque, New Mexico]]'." |
| 232 | * In a similar vein, a man marries a woman named Wendy and gets her name tattooed on his penis. However, the full name is only visible when he is erect. Otherwise, only the W and Y are visible. One day, when he and his wife are on holiday in Jamaica, he goes into a public bathroom and uses the urinal next to a Jamaican man. He notices a W and Y tattooed on the other man's penis and says "Hey, we have the same tattoo. Your wife's name is Wendy too?" The Jamaican man says "No, mine says '[[BlackIsBiggerInBed Welcome to Jamaica, Have a Nice Day]]'." The [[OrphanedPunchline punchline]] of this joke can be heard in ''Film/TheHappening''. |
| 233 | * A similar joke is told in Russia about a man who lost part of his penis in some accident, and the doctor says "the part remaining is still quite a respectable size". The man says "You see that "ol" there? It used to say "Greetings to our beautiful girls from the [[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Siege_of_Sevastopol_%281941%E2%80%9342%29 valiant defenders of Sevastopol]]"". |
| 234 | * Yet another has a girl go out with an athlete. They start undressing, when she notices he has AIDS tattooed on his penis. He quickly reassures her, it's just that he's sponsored by... ADIDAS. |
| 235 | * "We're all dead." Exclaims the submarine's Captain. "We can't dodge those torpedoes, one of them is going to hit. Two minutes fifty. Quick, run to the Mess and tell the boys a joke before the end." The first mate grabs a bottle of Booze and brandishes it while entering the mess. "My dick! My dick is so big if I bang it against the wall the submarine will break!" Everyone starts to laugh. The mate whips out his dick and waves it around before the timer in his head hits zero and he slaps the wall. The submarine explodes. The Captain, wearing a life jacket and holding onto a dresser miraculously survives. "I... I don't get it... the goddamn torpedo exploded early!" |
| 236 | * Three women are bragging about their husbands. The first says her husband gave her a mink overcoat, the second says she got a new Mercedes-Benz, the third says he was naked in the garden and twelve birds perched on his member. Embarrassed, the other two confess: It was a synthetic fur and a used Ford they got. The third woman claims she too exaggerated: the twelfth bird was only hanging on by one leg. |
| 237 | * A man and a woman who stayed chaste while they were courting get married. On their wedding night, they are getting ready to go to bed for the first time. The woman says, "Darling, I have a confession to make. I have the chest of a 12-year-old boy." The man says, "Well, that's not important, I married you because I love you. And I have a confession to make as well. I am hung like a baby." The woman says, "Well, that's alright. I love you and we will make this work." They take off their clothes, and the husband says "You weren't kidding, you really are flat-chested." The wife says "I know. But, I thought you said you're hung like a baby." The husband says "I am. 7 pounds, 7 ounces, 20 inches." |
| 238 | * I had to break up with my girlfriend because she only has sex with men whose penises are six inches long. There's no way I'm cutting my penis in half just to please her. |
| 239 | [[/folder]] |
| 240 | |
| 241 | [[folder:Let's Play]] |
| 242 | * In ''LetsPlay/PlagueAndTreacheryOnTheOregonTrail'', the story is interrupted by "Dongs [=McGee=]" and his "knife". |
| 243 | [[/folder]] |
| 244 | |
| 245 | [[folder:Literature]] |
| 246 | * ''Literature/{{Discworld}}'': |
| 247 | ** Possibly one of the very largest examples, the aptly named "Long Man" in ''Literature/LordsAndLadies'' is 20,000 tons of long burial mound with two small round burial mounds located either side of one end. The runic inscription on it reads -- roughly -- "I've Got a Great Big Tonker". When a dwarf, after seeing and admiring the earthen mounds, [[spoiler:goes inside and meets the aptly-named Long Man himself, a mythological figure with a healthy appreciation for not wearing any clothes. "Cor", the dwarf says, "you don't half look like your picture."]] |
| 248 | ** Though the size isn't actually specified, a comparable brand of humor is exercised in ''Literature/{{Maskerade}}'', when Nanny Ogg serves her [[LovePotion Chocolate Delight with Special Secret Sauce]] to the directors of the opera house. The one man with the forethought to open a window and let in some cold air couldn't do so, as he didn't dare get up from his seat. |
| 249 | ** In ''Literature/ThiefOfTime'', the Ankh-Morpork Museum of Art is home to the famous sculpture "Man with Huge Fig-Leaf". When the Auditors start reducing the artworks to dust [[MeasuringTheMarigolds in order to see where the beauty is contained]], Susan just happens to know exactly where it was. |
| 250 | --->'''Lobsang''': You, er, appreciate art?\ |
| 251 | '''Susan''': I know what I like. |
| 252 | * Twice in ''Literature/{{Doom}}'' Fly and Arlene stumble on bas reliefs of a demon with an enormous penis that functions as a lever. [[SeriesContinuityError Both times take them by bemused surprise]]. |
| 253 | * In ''Literature/TheDresdenFiles'', from the short story "Heorot", when Harry is describing the grendelkin: |
| 254 | -->"Definitely male. Terrifyingly so -- I'd seen smaller fire extinguishers." |
| 255 | * In ''Literature/EndersGame,'' the child and teenage characters a.) use computerized "desks" that you hold on your lap, and b.) rarely bother to wear clothes in their barrack rooms. Naturally, this leads to a joke where one character has his desk's screen display an oversized penis that wiggles exaggeratedly whenever he moves. [[ChildProdigy Ender]] himself is rather annoyed that a top student several years older than him acts so immaturely. |
| 256 | * The grolls (troll/giant hybrids) from the ''Literature/GarrettPI'' series by Creator/GlenCook are sufficiently equipped to make mules envious, which is quite a feat for a couple of brothers named Doris and Marsha. |
| 257 | * ''Literature/JakubWedrowycz'', a DirtyOldMan. He's not happy with it, because it's hard to walk with it (he keeps stepping on it). He usually keeps it in one of the trouser-legs... and puts the tip into the shoe. He can use it as a whip to kill a fly on a faraway wall. Of course, it only comes up when it's funny. |
| 258 | * In ''Literature/ALovelyMonsterTheAdventuresOfClaudeRainsAndDrTellenbeck'', the titular Claude Rains, a Frankenstein's monster, is endowed with a pony's penis by his creator (apparently he felt this was the best method for ensuring his ability to prove that he'd made Claude out of various bits and pieces). |
| 259 | * The book and [[Film/{{MASH}} movie versions]] of ''Series/{{MASH}}'' had this as a minor plot point with Walter "Painless Pole" Waldowski, the surgical unit's dentist. His assistant makes a lot of money selling shower peephole privileges to those curious enough to look, and one enlisted man is overheard commenting to another that he'd "love to see it angry". |
| 260 | * Tom's dog in ''Literature/{{Neuropath}}'', apparently. In a crude but funny scene, Gerard jokes that it's so large it should have its own website. And makes up some domain names. |
| 261 | --> www.dog-got-a-bone.com |
| 262 | * ''Literature/ReignOfTheSevenSpellblades'': There are several references to Leoncio Echevalria having comically large equipment: in his first appearance in volume 6, he calls attention to his off-puttingly large hard-on [[VillainousCrush from a confrontation with Alvin Godfrey]], and in volume 10, his female ally Khiirgi Albschuch gives an admiring monologue about his "massive trouser snake", [[IncompatibleOrientation much to his annoyance]]. |
| 263 | * ''Literature/ASongOfIceAndFire'': |
| 264 | ** The wildling called Longspear Rik. "But he fights with an axe." |
| 265 | ** Osha insists that GentleGiant Hodor has giantsblood in his veins, after seeing him nude returning from a bath. She and the young boy Bran have a short discussion about the logistics of half-giants, with her saying that many a wildling woman has been torn apart by amorous giants. |
| 266 | ** The sellsword captain Brown Ben Plumm claims that one of his distant ancestors, Ossifer Plumm was famous for having a six-foot-long penis. [[spoiler:Ossifer died on the wedding night before consummating his marriage, and thus was buried 6 feet under, but his wife still gave birth 9 months later. Meaning either Ossifer's penis was large enough to do the job, or Viserys Plumm's father was Aegon IV.]] |
| 267 | * PlayedForLaughs in ''Literature/{{Twig}}''. An enormous SingleSpecimenSpecies male warbeast several storeys tall happens to have a similarly gargantuan "[[TheBodyPartsThatMustNotBeNamed slumbering dragon]]" which the characters merrily discuss. |
| 268 | --> '''Jessie''': But it's so inefficient! Why even tack it on? |
| 269 | --> '''[[{{Troll}} Helen]]''': You have no reason to believe it’s inefficient. You haven't seen it in use. |
| 270 | [[/folder]] |
| 271 | |
| 272 | [[folder:Live-Action TV]] |
| 273 | * A phone application ad which lets you measure a guy's penis length. The ad for it showed it used on various cartoon characters, measuring (in order of appearance): 27 cm, 31 cm, [[SerialEscalation 34 cm]] and [[InvertedTrope 3 cm]]. The first three were shown as manly men, the fourth was suddenly unveiled as a little girl in a pink dress. |
| 274 | * An episode of ''Series/AllyMcBeal'' has Ally and her friend Renee attend a clay sculpting class using nude male models. While they are initially both nonchalant about it, when a model named Glenn disrobes in front of them they both get stunned looks on their faces and stare in awe for a few moments until Renee mentions the fact she's going to need a lot more clay. Later she complains that she can't make the clay figure's penis to proper scale as it keeps falling off, and it's shown that the clay figure's penis is about half the size of its own leg. |
| 275 | * ''Series/{{Angel}}'': |
| 276 | -->'''Doyle:''' Frankie Tripod? A big no.\ |
| 277 | '''Cordy:''' Frankie Tripod? Oh, I get it. Some kind of three-legged monster, right?\ |
| 278 | '''Doyle:''' No, he’s human.\ |
| 279 | '''Cordy:''' Then why is his name...''oh...'' |
| 280 | * In ''Series/BabylonFive'', the alien Centauri have SIX penises. All of them prehensile. Ambassador Mollari uses them to cheat at cards. (He also gets extremely offended when a doll made in his likeness has BarbieDollAnatomy.) |
| 281 | * In ''Series/BetterOffTed'', Veronica and other characters reference Ted's junk. |
| 282 | -->'''Ted:''' I only use my junk for good, not evil. |
| 283 | * ''Series/{{Blackadder}}'': |
| 284 | ** In "[[Recap/BlackadderS1E3TheArchbishop The Archbishop]]", Edmund asks Baldrick and Percy to bring him his 'Black Russian' codpiece to wear to a ceremony where he thinks his brother Harry will be announced as the next Archbishop of Canterbury. Edmund shows up with his large, erect codpiece, only to find that he is the new archbishop. Embarrassed, he steals one of the bishop's mitres to try and cover it. The gag is made better by his mother querying why he's wearing "that nonsense" and flicking it, which produces a delightful ''sproiiiing'' noise. |
| 285 | ** Implied with Captain Flasheart in "[[Recap/BlackadderS4E4PrivatePlane Private Plane]]", who claims he [[GoingCommando Goes Commando]] because the underpants haven't been built that can take the job on. This is following him telling several ladies off-screen, "'''[[IncomingHam HEY GIRLS! LOOK AT MY MACHINERY!]]'''" and their screams of delight. |
| 286 | * ''Series/TheBoys2019'' adapts Love Sausage from ''ComicBook/TheBoys'' comics above, but also makes his dick several '''meters''' long and ''[[PrehensileTail prehensile]]''. |
| 287 | * ''Series/{{Brockmire}}'' features a rival announcer (and later friend) named Matt "The Bat." And Brockmire makes very clear that Matt couldn't hit at all when he was playing, so the nickname is entirely a reference to Matt's anatomy. There are a ''lot'' of jokes about the character's endowment over the course of the season, though Matt eventually admits that it's not a case of BiggerIsBetterInBed - women tend to be very curious about what it's like to have sex with someone with such a large penis, but he doesn't get a lot of second dates. |
| 288 | * Lots of references in ''Series/{{Coupling}}'' to Patrick's endowment. Particularly funny was just after Susan told Sally that Patrick is very well endowed, Patrick happens to walk by and lose his balance for a brief moment. |
| 289 | ** At one point he finds out that an ex-girlfriend started a business selling vibrating dildos modelled after "Junior Patrick". Apparently she'd never found it so easy to accommodate the battery compartment. |
| 290 | * On Cybill Shepherd's sitcom, ''Series/{{Cybill}}'' and a friend were in a museum and came across a statue of a fertility god, who...well... |
| 291 | -->'''Cybill and Friend:''' [''looking excited and amused''] Wow... [''they turn to each other''] Ouch! |
| 292 | * Played straight in the cult French-Canadian series ''Series/DansUneGalaxiePresDeChezVous''. CardCarryingVillain Scientist Brad Spitfire is revealed to have a small penis after being hit by a naked ray (a beam whose sole purpose is to render people naked), prompting Petrolia to exclaim "Wow, the nose really is in proportion to..." before being cut off. On the other hand, when the Captain is accidentally turned into a baby after spending too much time on a time-bomb planet, Valence comments, while changing him, that he's very well equipped for his age. |
| 293 | ** Actually, in Brad's case, in the episode with his above example, Petrolia insults him by saying his nose is long enough it's threatening to jump off his face, so Petrolia actually accidentally complimented his junk. And yet, in another episode, Brad accidentally drops his garments, leading to Valence insulting him by calling him small. |
| 294 | * ''Series/DesperateHousewives'' plays this as the solution to a mystery--Gabby is worried that she might have had drunken sex with the much younger, and very disturbed, Zach. She can't remember anything, he insists that it happened. Her husband, Carlos, winds up in the urinal beside him--and informs her that "[She'd] have remembered." |
| 295 | * ''Series/TheDrewCareyShow'' episode "Dog and Pony Show", parodying ''Film/TheFullMonty'', had a similar gag. Drew is arranging for a male strip act to raise quick cash, and another man asks to "audition". They step behind the bar, he unzips, Drew looks... and then drains the drink he's holding before letting out a choked, "You think you'd be more popular..." Later, just before the show starts, he announces to the crowd, from prompting by the other guy: |
| 296 | -->'''Drew:''' And no flash photography. It upsets Kong. |
| 297 | ** The same episode has the guys, dressed in UPS-like uniforms and carrying boxes in front of their crotches, take both hands off the boxes and SPIN THEM. When asked how they did it, Drew responds that they had Velcro. The guy with the giant wang simply says "... you guys got Velcro?" |
| 298 | * ''Series/{{Friends}}'', in the episode "The One with the Dozen Lasagnas", Rachel's boyfriend, Paolo tries to seduce Phoebe when he's naked on her massage table, hidden only by a towel. She later tells the gang: "Boy scouts could have camped under there." |
| 299 | * In ''Series/GreenWing'', Martin, judging by the reactions to the nude portrait Sue White keeps in her office, has a large one. |
| 300 | * The main plot behind ''Series/TheHardTimesOfRJBerger'': RJ is a nerdy guy with GeekPhysique. One day, during a basketball game, his shorts fell down. Cue people laughing. Then his jockstrap fell. Cue people gasping, girls giggling in delight, and one Asian girl ripping her hair out. The series as a whole involves his attempts to lose his virginity, and his endowment is seen as both a benefit and a hindrance toward that goal. |
| 301 | * In a ''Horne and Corden'' sketch, [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GkytHqXFXYI shown here,]] a man gets a penis enlargement, resulting in him pulling a snake several feet in length out of his trousers to show his friend. "It's not too big, is it?" |
| 302 | * ''Series/{{How I Met Your Mother}}'': Druthers' building proposal in "Aldrin Justice" has a round-coned top two domes on each side and brown trees. |
| 303 | -->'''Client:''' That's a [=PENIS=]!!!! |
| 304 | * Most of the dramatic and comedic fodder for ''Series/{{Hung}}''. |
| 305 | * On ''Series/{{Hustle}}'', Ash "Three Socks" Morgan acquired his nickname after his first visit to the prison showers. |
| 306 | * One episode of ''Series/JustShootMe'' revolved around Dennis Finch's boss and male coworker discovering that the small, overly delicate Finch had a penis whose size was of such that it caused immediate crushing despair in other males at the sight of it. Made all the more crushing because he apparently had no clue this was anything special. |
| 307 | -->"Dennis, how did you not KNOW? I mean, hadn't you ever seen other guys in the shower?"\ |
| 308 | "No, I sat gym out because of my allergies. The only time I saw other guys naked was in porn. I just thought I was a little above average."\ |
| 309 | "... [[CurseCutShort You son of a bi-]]" |
| 310 | ** The other men are immensely relieved to see that, well-endowed or not, Dennis is still Dennis and likely to put women off with his personality. |
| 311 | * A similar Zip-Thump moment occurs on an episode of ''Series/TheKidsInTheHall'' when Danny Husk's boss reveals that not only does he know Danny used to be a porn star, but that they own his old studio. He then asks Danny to show him the goods, which leads to the aforementioned sound effect. |
| 312 | * In ''Series/MonarchOfTheGlen'', [[OnlyKnownByTheirNickname Golly]] got his nickname when the wind blew his kilt aside and a girl who witnessed it said, "Golly!". |
| 313 | * ''Series/MyLeftNut'': Rachael mistakes the bulge in Mick's pants (caused by his swollen testicles) for him having a massive penis. |
| 314 | * Manny Skerritt, the character Creator/MishaCollins played on ''Series/NipTuck''. His penis was so large that, while flaccid, he could have 'namaste' written on it in pretty large writing, and needed a reduction because he was addicted to sucking himself off. |
| 315 | -->'''Manny:''' I've got a tyrannosaurus prick. |
| 316 | * Brazilian show ''Panico na TV'' had a CringeComedy skit called "[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SftBtnPjRVE Eggplant]] [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w6qVZJh1yCo Man]]", which consisted mostly of people [[ReactionShot reacting]] to a fake case of this, namely a man walking around with an eggplant in his pants. |
| 317 | * ''Series/ParksAndRecreation'': Jerry, the long-suffering ButtMonkey of the office, gets checked out for the mumps in one episode. Afterward, the doctor has this to say: |
| 318 | -->'''Dr. Harris''': That man has the largest penis I have ever seen. I don't even know if he has the mumps, forgot to check, I was distracted... ''by the largest penis I have ever seen.'' |
| 319 | * ''Series/PartyDown'': Ron's humongous dick (briefly shown on screen) got the attention of a porno producer at an adult entertainment awards afterparty they were catering. |
| 320 | * Implied with the diminutive Patton Chase on the short-lived sitcom ''Quintuplets''. Due to being below average height, Patton has been getting growth hormones since early puberty, to no visible effect. Except all the growth apparently went to one specific limb. This becomes an issue when Patton joins the cheerleading squad and is forced to be surrounded by attractive, athletic teenage girls while wearing tight gym pants. |
| 321 | * Kryten in ''Series/RedDwarf'' can plug several types of household appliances onto the end of his long flexible groinal attachment -- including, as seen on-screen, vacuum-cleaner and egg-whisk. |
| 322 | -->'''Lister:''' So you just stick the egg-whisk attachment on the end and you can, like, whip up a Spanish omelette?\ |
| 323 | '''Kryten:''' I certainly can, sir—though it is amazing how few people are prepared to eat them. |
| 324 | ** Kryten's replacement has a penis that is hard enough to cleanly break a brick in two, as shown in his product video. |
| 325 | * One ''Series/SaturdayNightLive'' sketch involved the celebrity trial de jour (Creator/MikeTyson) which had the defendant's lawyers officially entering his penis as evidence; he whips it out (off-camera) and [=THUNKs=] it down on the table. Cut to the bug-eyed [[JawDrop slack-jawed]] stares in the jury box. |
| 326 | * In one episode of ''Series/{{Scrubs}}'', Dr. Kim Briggs, in order to [[{{Pun}} dick around]] with JD, draws a long line on a chart claiming that it's representative of the average length of the penis, which has the patient casually replying "Sounds about right" and JD looks shocked and embarrassed while Turk silently agrees. After leaving in a huff, JD attempts to call her bluff by pulling back the patient's bedsheet. [[https://www.youtube.com/watch#v=FKewhvOYAwE "OH MY GOD!"]] |
| 327 | * In the ''Series/SirensUS'' episode "Rachel [=McAdams=] Topless", Hank, Johnny and Brian walk in on Billy in the nude. Many remarks about Billy's ridiculously large penis ensue, including one about Billy being better endowed than [[BestialityIsDepraved the horse they saw earlier in an adult video]] (ItMakesSenseInContext). |
| 328 | ** Billy has no idea that he's anything special because ''every one of his male relatives is even bigger''. |
| 329 | * A recurring gag on ''Series/SonOfTheBeach'' was that in any nude scene, the characters would have black censor bars over their TV-sensitive areas—Chip's bar would extend to his knees, while Notch had barely a square centimeter. |
| 330 | * Apparently, Christopher Moltisanti's in-universe rival Paulie in ''Series/TheSopranos'', in contrast to Chris's own TeenyWeenie. |
| 331 | -->'''Paulie's goomah:''' Now get that big dick of yours in the jacuzzi!\ |
| 332 | '''Tony:''' (apparently impressed) HO!!!! |
| 333 | * A meta-example from ''Series/StarTrekVoyager''--actor Tim Russ made one for a scene in which his character, Tuvok, walks onto TheBridge naked (but only filmed from the waist up, so it was never shown on-screen). The laughter from the other characters in that scene was genuine {{Corpsing}} from the actors. |
| 334 | * In an episode of ''Series/StillStanding'', Brian had apparently been skipping showers after gym because he was embarrassed that his penis wasn't the same size as everyone else. His father assumed that he was ashamed of his shortcomings. We learn soon enough that Brian's issue is quite the opposite. |
| 335 | * During one episode of ''Series/TheSurrealLife'', involving a nude pool party, Ron Jeremy appeared naked. He later complained that the editors gave him a censor blur that went down to his knees. |
| 336 | * A character on ''Series/{{Testees}}'' (the guys test drugs for money) took something that caused his penis to grow to epic proportions. Unfortunately for him once he became erect he promptly passed out due to lack of blood. |
| 337 | * The ''Series/UprightCitizensBrigade'' TV show dedicated their Season 1 finale to a mock telethon for the "Little Donny Foundation", raising money for a young boy with an enormous (mosaic'ed) penis, of which he's unaware. Essentially 30 minutes of this trope, but played completely deadpan. |
| 338 | * In one "Newscasters" segment of ''Series/WhoseLineIsItAnyway'', Brad Sherwood and Colin Mochrie are the newscasters. Brad, as per usual, [[StraightMan plays someone normal]]. Colin, on the other hand, plays someone who has just realized that they're nude. Throughout the skit, Brad keeps on trying to cover Colin's junk, ending with his hand trying to do so with Colin in a ridiculous pose. Colin looks at Brad's hand disdainfully, then uses his arm to "cover" his junk. Brad can barely stay in character. |
| 339 | ** Quickly followed up by Ryan (playing a Mafia weatherman) telling Colin that he lost his pointer, and needs some help. Colin puts his hands behind his back and does various hip motions to convey that his junk is pointing at whatever Ryan needs. |
| 340 | ** A deleted segment has Brad and Ryan as part of "Daytime Talk Show". Brad asks why Ryan isn't wearing pants. Ryan says "Isn't it obvious?" and mimicks throwing it over his shoulder. He then spins it around, which hits Brad in the face. |
| 341 | * ''Series/TheXFiles'': In "[[Recap/TheXFilesS07E21JeSouhaite Je Souhaite]]", Mulder and Scully come across a LiteralGenie and learn that her previous "owner" had died because he wished himself one of these. |
| 342 | -->"''Chronic morbid tumescence.''" |
| 343 | * ''Series/{{Yellowjackets}}'': In "[[Recap/YellowjacketsS2E6Qui Qui]]" Randy claims to posses one. As part of health education class, the students are practicing with condoms and bananas. Randy asks if anybody wants his condom, saying he is too big: "Magnums all day, baby." [[DeadpanSnarker Van]] counters this by stretching her condom as far as it goes and telling him to go see the doctor "about that thing" if that is a problem indeed. |
| 344 | * ''Series/TheYoungOnes'' episode "Nasty" may possibly qualify for this trope - [[SceneryCensor "Argh! Neil! How are you holding that flower pot up?"]] |
| 345 | [[/folder]] |
| 346 | [[folder:Magazines]] |
| 347 | * ''Magazine/{{Animage}}'': The ''Anime/{{Daimos}}'' parody manga has the SuperRobot show off his new weapon, a ballistic missile. Which is conveniently placed between his legs. Raiza and Balbas look horrified to see it. |
| 348 | [[/folder]] |
| 349 | |
| 350 | [[folder:Music]] |
| 351 | * Da Vinci's Notebook has a song called "[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZqR_SwwByMM Enormous Penis]]", about the joys of having one of these: |
| 352 | -->''I've got great, big amounts in the place where it counts,''\ |
| 353 | ''And the feeling's like a sunshiny day,''\ |
| 354 | ''I take a look at my enormous penis,''\ |
| 355 | ''And everything is going my way.'' |
| 356 | * Rodney Carrington has a song "Play Your Cards Wrong", where the narrator states that his life is an absolute mess, but he's endowed enough to make porn stars cry. In all things, balance, I guess. Not to mention his AudienceParticipationSong, "I've Got a 12 Inch Pecker". |
| 357 | * Music/FrankZappa used this trope often. Played relatively 'straight' in "Bwana Dik", a song wherein each member of the band claims to have the largest member, and mocked in "Penis Dimension" from ''Film/TwoHundredMotels'': "Do you worry / do you worry a lot/ that the size of your cock is not monstrous enough?" |
| 358 | * This is part of Music/IvorBiggun's bread and butter. Probably the most blatant case is "[[{{Pun}} John Thomas Allcock"]]. To quote the chorus: |
| 359 | -->He's the man with the biggest plonker in the world\ |
| 360 | He keeps it in his trousers tightly curled.\ |
| 361 | It's a yard and a half if it's an inch and it's more when it's unfurled, oh oh\ |
| 362 | He's the man with the biggest plonker in the world. |
| 363 | ** Honorable mentions go to "[[MonsterMash I've Got a Monster]]" and "[[ExactlyWhatItSaysOnTheTin The Cockerel Song]]". |
| 364 | * Music/DosGringos' "12-Inch Penis", about a fighter pilot trying very hard to relieve his bladder while flying an F-16. Bonus points for said pilot flying 'hands-off' at one point, especially since the F-16's flight stick isn't between the pilot's legs- it's actually on the right side of the cockpit in the armrest... |
| 365 | * Parodied in John Lajoie's "I Kill People", where he takes a break from rapping about murder, casual sex and hedonism in hilariously BeigeProse to dedicate a verse to his exaggeratedly huge penis. |
| 366 | * Creator/ShelSilverstein wrote and performed a song called "Stacy Brown's Got Two", in which Stacy's.. got two of 'em.. and thus is very popular. |
| 367 | * Music/SystemOfADown with their song "Cigaro". While the song is about [[CigarChomper dictators smoking cigars]], the following lines are heard in it. |
| 368 | -->My cock is much bigger than yours!\ |
| 369 | My cock can walk right through the door! |
| 370 | * Music/{{Revocation}} used to tote around Hoss (a comically-oversized dildo) on tour and used it to pull pranks on other musicians. They retired him after Phil Dubois-Coyne left the band. |
| 371 | * "Tie My Pecker to My Leg" by Music/MojoNixon. In addition to the title, there are also lines such as "I need a woman six foot ten / She's gotta be that tall so I can get it all in." |
| 372 | * The band Music/{{GWAR}} had the Cuttlefish of Cthulhu, worn by the late Oderus Urungus (Dave Brockie). It was a very large penis-shaped codpiece that could spray "fluids" at the audience |
| 373 | * Russian band Little Big has the song "BIG DICK," which is (allegedly) so huge that, among other things, it lives next door and exerts a gravitational force sufficient to attract black holes. |
| 374 | * Music/{{Eminem}}, in line with his usual theme of taking standard rap boasts [[PissTakeRap beyond the point of stupidity]]. (He also brags about his TeenyWeenie in other songs - [[RuleOfFunny whatever's funnier]].) |
| 375 | ** In "As The World Turns", Slim whips out his "[[WesternAnimation/InspectorGadget Go-Go-Gadget Dick]]", which hits the ground, causing an earthquake and power outage. Then [[RapeAsComedy rapes a woman to death with it]]. |
| 376 | ** In "Won't Back Down", Slim asks for two extension cords to measure his dick with, but runs out of cord. |
| 377 | ** "Almost Famous" has this memorable line: |
| 378 | --->'Dick''s too short of a word for my dick\ |
| 379 | Get off my {{antidisestablishmentarianism}}, you prick! |
| 380 | [[/folder]] |
| 381 | |
| 382 | [[folder:Myths & Religion]] |
| 383 | * There's the [[Myth/ClassicalMythology Greek god]] Priapus who had to have scaffolding to hold up his erect penis. His name served as the inspiration for the medical term "priapism", meaning an erection that lasts longer than it should. |
| 384 | * One Norwegian fairy tale had an extremely well endowed male character searching for a bride, no easy task considering his size. He finally found one and they decided to get married. Sometime before the wedding they had a party, but they didn't have enough places for people to sit. The man unzipped his trousers and rolled out his member for people to use as a bench. When the bride to be entered the room, the man instantly got an erection, throwing the people who were using it as a bench into the roof, breaking their necks. |
| 385 | * The 13th-century Norwegian ''Völsa Þáttr'' was about worshiping a severed horse penis (apparently loosely based on a centuries-earlier tradition involving animal sacrifice), complete with jokes about its "usefulness". |
| 386 | * Gender-flipped (!) in the Inuit folk tale about the very strong and badass [[https://www.rejectedprincesses.com/princesses/sermerssuaq Semerssuaq]], who "would show off her clitoris. It was so big that the skin of a fox would not easily cover it." |
| 387 | [[/folder]] |
| 388 | |
| 389 | [[folder:Podcasts]] |
| 390 | * In ''Podcast/AcquisitionsIncorporated'' (Penny Arcade's ''D&D'' Podcast), there is an interesting conversation from season two. Apparently, dwarven penises are shaped like a tuna can. |
| 391 | -->"When women see it, they say it's time for some more chicken of the sea." |
| 392 | * An episode of ''Podcast/TheBrianAndJillShow'' featured a picture of Creator/JonHamm GoingCommando under his pants [[http://www.brianandjillshow.com/blog/2012/09/10/bj-show-two/]] such that "you can tell what religion he is." The next episode, Creator/JonHamm is too busy to come in and talk to them... so they interview his penis. |
| 393 | * In the ''Podcast/TheLastPodcastOnTheLeft's'' series on UsefulNotes/RasputinTheMadMonk, Rasputin's member is so large and so prominent in his story that one of the last Rasputin myths Marcus Parks makes it a point to dispel is that Rasputin's cock, currently on display in a big, ''big'' jar of fromaldihyde in St. Petersburg, is more likely a well-disguised horse cock. This prompts Henry Zebrowski to want to meet the painter who did the disguising. When referring to the animated ''WesternAnimation/{{Anastasia}}'', they describe Rasputin's lantern as a giant green dildo. |
| 394 | -->'''Ben Kissel''': [[ItMakesSenseInContext Rasputin's... dong... is so large... it broke a man's religion.]] |
| 395 | * Nermut of ''Podcast/MissionToZyxx'' has a two-inch penis, but with his nineteen-inch height it's considered impressive (this proportion on a six-foot human would result in a seven-and-a-half inch member, well above average). Also he doesn't wear pants. |
| 396 | * Ghost of ''Radio/TrueCapitalistRadio'' routinely claims he has a "fifteen and a half inch John Holmes sausage between [his] legs". In response, trolls make audio splices removing the "fifteen and a" part. |
| 397 | [[/folder]] |
| 398 | |
| 399 | [[folder:Poetry]] |
| 400 | * Various [[{{Limerick}} Limericks]] involving a man from Nantucket sometimes give him one of these. The most common version starts like this: |
| 401 | -->There once was a man from Nantucket |
| 402 | -->Whose dick was so long he could suck it. |
| 403 | [[/folder]] |
| 404 | |
| 405 | [[folder:Pro Wrestling]] |
| 406 | * Independent wrestler Andrew Everett had a situation during a tag match against Team Tremendous (who work a hammy 1980s-detective style of gimmick). Everett and his partner were in a Mexican standoff of sorts with TT, trading finger-gun mannerisms. After Everett's partner tagged him in, Everett's opponent accused the admittedly-endowed Everett of hiding a gun in his trunks (which ended the 'playtime', as the opponent had 'made it weird'). |
| 407 | * Often used by Wrestling/TripleH in the new Wrestling/DGenerationX whenever referring to his and Wrestling/StephanieMcMahon's (legit) marriage as an in joke for the smarks. |
| 408 | ** In early DX sketches back in the day, HHH would frequently make jokes about the size of his penis. |
| 409 | * For all of about two weeks in the WWE, Wrestling/LanceStorm was implied to be well-endowed. |
| 410 | * {{Subverted| trope}}: By the cornerstone of MCW Romeo Valentino, who hid a [[ImprobableWeaponUser double headed dildo]] in his trunks. Still, before it was revealed no one but his manager, Candi, wanted to be anywhere near his crotch. |
| 411 | * This was implied with Wrestling/ValVenis, who's gimmick was [[WrestlingDoesntPay a wrestling pornstar]]. He damn near lost it when he allegedly slept with yakuza-member Yamazaki's wife but was apparently saved by some last-minute fear-shrinkage. |
| 412 | [[/folder]] |
| 413 | |
| 414 | [[folder:Radio]] |
| 415 | * In one episode of ''Radio/JeremyHardySpeaksToTheNation'', Jeremy asks Gordon Kennedy if it's true that Scotsmen in kilts don't wear underpants. Gordon replies that in his own case it's too risky since the kilt only goes down to the knees... |
| 416 | [[/folder]] |
| 417 | |
| 418 | [[folder:Tabletop Games]] |
| 419 | * ''TabletopGame/NewWorldOfDarkness'' Armory references this in the segment on places to carry concealed weapons, noting that a bulge in a man's pants will likely be assumed to be "anything but a..um...small weapon". |
| 420 | [[/folder]] |
| 421 | |
| 422 | [[folder:Theater]] |
| 423 | * Daniela implies this about Benny in ''Theatre/InTheHeights''. |
| 424 | -->'''Daniela:''' They he's got quite a big..taxi.\ |
| 425 | '''Carla:''' I don't think I know what you mean.\ |
| 426 | '''Daniela:''' Carla! He's packing a stretch limousine! |
| 427 | * Aristophanes' ''Theatre/{{Lysistrata}}'' has all the men of Greece sporting comical erections as the women's sex strike breaks down their reserve. (In Greek thought, the size of a man's phallus indicated his self control -- the smaller the better). |
| 428 | * Australian stage act [[ExactlyWhatItSaysOnTheTin Puppetry of the Penis]]. |
| 429 | * An old Burlesque joke, which shows up in ''Film/TheSting'', told by Leonard Barr, an old Burlesque comic. The punchline is, "Yeah, but this one's eating my popcorn!" |
| 430 | [[/folder]] |
| 431 | |
| 432 | [[folder:Video Games]] |
| 433 | * The Reverse Merman in ''VideoGame/BitTrip Presents... Runner2: Future Legend Of Rhythm Alien'' has, only technically covered by his tidy whities but far too massive to not notice, a truly massive pair of testicles. And is a fish from the waist up. [[UnusuallyUninterestingSight None of this is ever explicitly commented on]], but it's hard to not notice. |
| 434 | * ''VideoGame/{{Disgaea|HourOfDarkness}}'' has the infamous [[RefugeInAudacity equippable horse wiener]]. Now ''that's'' dangerous. |
| 435 | * ''VideoGame/DragonAgeInquisition'' has the option to romance Iron Bull, a Qunari. The character frequently alludes to how large his junk is, and there are several visual gags to that effect. Partially justified in that the Qunari are large in general. Plays with BiggerIsBetterInBed, in that Iron Bull is very sought after as a partner: but it turns out to be for more reasons than just his physical attributes. [[spoiler: He is a very very sweet and protective Dominant.]] |
| 436 | * PlayedForHorror in ''VideoGame/FearAndHunger''. The ogre-like "Guards" are hulking monstrosities with a massive "stinger" between their legs, which they can use to PrisonRape the player [[AnArmAndALeg after hacking off their legs]] in a NonStandardGameOver. |
| 437 | * A very funny example from ''VideoGame/TheLastOfUs'', when [[LittleMissBadass Ellie]] [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=owfowDtFNQE gets her hands on a gay porn magazine]]. |
| 438 | --> '''Ellie''': "Whoa! How the- How does he even walk around with that thing!?" |
| 439 | * ''VideoGame/MetalGear'': |
| 440 | ** There's a RunningGag that Raiden, of all people, is absurdly well endowed. In ''VideoGame/MetalGearSolid2SonsOfLiberty'', if an alert is caused and Raiden gets back on the torture rack while naked, a soldier will come, investigate him, and be shocked and envious at the size. Later, Snake teases him about it - "Amazing how you can walk around". In ''VideoGame/MetalGearOnline'', Vamp, when tranquilised, will say "Raiden... is so big..." In the ''Metal Gear Solid 2'' comic book, we do actually get to see it, and it's halfway to his knees. (Flaccid. In sub-zero temperatures.) |
| 441 | ** In ''VideoGame/MetalGearSolid3SnakeEater'', Para-Medic tells Big Boss about how Godzilla grew huge when he was exposed to nuclear radiation. Big Boss, who was exposed to a nuclear blast, suggests 'maybe that's why my pants have been so tight lately'. |
| 442 | * A short-to-medium range field goal attempt in ''VideoGame/MutantFootballLeague'' will sometimes trigger this line: |
| 443 | -->'''Bricks''' (excited): I once saw a kicker make a kick like this with his extra leg! He used it like a golf club! |
| 444 | -->'''Junior''': That wasn't a leg, you moron, that was Tripod Jenkins. The one with the big schlong. |
| 445 | * ''VideoGame/SaintsRow:'' |
| 446 | ** The "Sex Appeal" slider in character creation increases the size of a male character's bulge (females get bigger breasts instead). |
| 447 | ** The third and fourth games have the Penetrator, a 4 foot long floppy purple dildo used as a melee weapon. |
| 448 | * ''Franchise/ShinMegamiTensei'' has a long tradition of invoking this trope with some of their less savory characters. It is blatantly exaggerated as a VisualPun with [[http://images4.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20080707022822/megamitensei/images/0/09/MaraSMT.jpg Mara]], though other examples (none as extreme, though) include [[http://images1.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20090618224005/megamitensei/images/4/43/PENDRAGON.png Pendragon]], [[http://images2.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20080806040827/megamitensei/images/0/0e/Cthulhu2.jpg Cthulhu]], [[http://megamitensei.wikia.com/wiki/Mishaguji Mishaguji]], [[http://lparchive.org/LetsPlay/SMTNocturne/Update%2021/76-night_incubus.jpg Incubus]], and [[http://images.wikia.com/megamitensei/images/0/0d/Yamm.jpg Ym]]. Some of these are justified, as they are entities ''meant'' to invoke the image of male lust. Mara, though, is the most infamous example, and often comes with a slew of {{Double Entendre}}s acknowledging his/her phallic nature: |
| 449 | --> '''Mara:''' [[VideoGame/RaidouKuzunohaVsKingAbaddon It will take only one thrust to penetrate your frail form and finish you off immediately!]] \ |
| 450 | '''Mara:''' [[VideoGame/ShinMegamiTenseiStrangeJourney Through my charms, your kind will reach their climax and...die!]] \ |
| 451 | '''[[VideoGame/ShinMegamiTenseiIV The Terminal Guardian ("Intuitive Man" disguise)]]:''' Even you won't be able to beat off this magnificent schlong. [[LampshadeHanging Hehe, get it? Beat off?]] |
| 452 | * Implied in ''VideoGame/SidMeiersAlphaCentauri'' by the quote for completing the secret project The Cyborg Factory: |
| 453 | --->A handsome young Cyborg named Ace,\ |
| 454 | Wooed women at every base,\ |
| 455 | But once ladies glanced at\ |
| 456 | His special enhancement\ |
| 457 | They vanished with nary a trace.\ |
| 458 | -- Barracks Graffiti, Sparta Command |
| 459 | * In ''VideoGame/VampireTheMasqueradeBloodlines'', there is a [[ShowWithinAShow radio ad]] for men with penises that get in the way of normal life. "Don't let your piece interfere with your peace of mind." |
| 460 | * ''VideoGame/WorldOfWarcraft'' has a few... phallic... landmarks, but the most obvious is probably located in the [[http://www.wowpedia.org/File:WorldMap-Badlands.jpg?c=1 Badlands]]. Incidentally, in that general area, you participate in a series of quests entitled [[http://www.wowpedia.org/Quest:The_Day_that_Deathwing_Came "The Day that Deathwing Came."]] |
| 461 | ** Also, the belts in that expansion were ludicrous in size. |
| 462 | [[/folder]] |
| 463 | |
| 464 | [[folder:Visual Novels]] |
| 465 | * Nekomaru Nidai of ''VisualNovel/Danganronpa2GoodbyeDespair'' has a comically large bulge in his pants. He's also TheBigGuy, so is crotch is conveniently at just about your eye level whenever you walk up to talk to him. |
| 466 | * The male cast of ''VisualNovel/ExtracurricularActivities'' sports some very huge and noticeable bulges that seem impractical and uncomfortable to carry. |
| 467 | [[/folder]] |
| 468 | |
| 469 | [[folder:Web Animation]] |
| 470 | * ''WebAnimation/HelluvaBoss'': there's no indication the real Striker's penis is anything other than whatever is normal for imps, but he has a statue of himself in his lair with an erection big enough that he uses it as a hat rack. |
| 471 | * ''WebAnimation/PonyDotMov'': Hot Diggity Demon / Creator/MaxGilardi opened an ask blog mostly focusing on the MOV version of Applejack, revealed to be known as Jappleack in the blog. One asker asked, "How long is your penis?" What resulted was [[http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lxhmjlGrQ11r5tr09o1_500.gif this.]] (Link is NSFW) |
| 472 | * In ''WebAnimation/TomorrowsNobodies'', the eternally-naked Tito's censor bar is nearly as long as his leg. |
| 473 | [[/folder]] |
| 474 | |
| 475 | [[folder:Webcomics]] |
| 476 | * After the Hulk-like character Martin in ''Webcomic/TheAdventuresOfDrMcNinja'' averts MagicPants, the titular character goes into the fetal position with his hands over his eyes and blubbers after, [[http://drmcninja.com/archives/comic/13p43/ uhhh... noticing.]] |
| 477 | * ''Webcomic/BlurTheLines'' features a comic where Rick comments on the [[http://www.blur-the-lines.com/?p=118 bulge of a store mannequin]]. |
| 478 | -->'''Rick:''' ...It's the dead of winter, his package shouldn't be nearly so pronounced... |
| 479 | * A ''Webcomic/CollegeRoomiesFromHell'' strip in which Dave gets "brainwarped" (turned on to the point of incoherence) and takes his hand off the bag he's carrying, and it doesn't fall down. |
| 480 | * Exaggerated and parodied in ''Webcomic/TheDrawPlay''. "Big Dick" Nick Foles has one long enough to [[http://www.thedrawplay.com/comic/the-chicago-bears-get-a-bit-bigger/ cover the 800 mile, or 1300 kilometer, distance between Jacksonville and Chicago.]] And he uses it to sign contracts, [[http://www.thedrawplay.com/comic/no-one-can-do-a-pushup-like-nick-foles/ do no-handed pushups]], or [[http://www.thedrawplay.com/comic/nick-foles-goes-to-injured-reserve/ pour beer]]. |
| 481 | * In ''Webcomic/EnnuiGo'', Noah is freakishly well-endowed; [[http://ennuigo.thecomicseries.com/comics/48/ one of the comic's meta gags]] is that he's drawn with normal proportions rather than having his pants look like he's hiding a squirrel in there. Renee compares having sex with him to trying to sit on a lamp, and when she's having sex with Hiro in a later strip, she is happy to not feel like her organs are being rearranged. |
| 482 | * Inverted by ''Webcomic/GaiaOnline''. Johnny Gambino and Gino have both exposed themselves at some point in the comics, both with comically ''small'' censoring. [[spoiler:Due to his CloneAngst, the same can be assumed of Labtech X, which according to {{Fanon}} is why he has gigantic phallic crystals in the tunnel leading to his lair.]] Note: both Gambino's censor bubble and [=GinOverseer=]'s lens flare censor are now equippable as the bonus poses in their respective dolls. |
| 483 | * In ''Webcomic/GrrlPower'', when Vehemence powers himself up [[spoiler: with the energy he'd siphoned from the restaurant battle]], his entire body increases and [[ClothingDamage his pants tear]]. We are only shown the reactions of the other characters, which range from comically horrified (Halo) to disgusted ([[OnlySaneMan Maxima]]) to delighted ([[SuccubiAndIncubi Dabbler, natch]]). Vehemence himself is embarrassed enough to conjure new (fitting) pants for the ensuing battle. |
| 484 | * The Bard God Tier outfit in ''Webcomic/{{Homestuck}}'' includes a Magnificent Codpiece. |
| 485 | * In the commentary for one of the ''Webcomic/LeftoverSoup'' strips, the author argues that clowns must have comically large penises, thusly: "As we all know, the size of a man's manhood is generally in proportion to his shoe size, and inversely proportional to the size of his vehicle. Clowns have riduculously large shoes and ridiculously tiny cars, hence the need for baggy pants." |
| 486 | * In one chapter of ''Webcomic/LoxieAndZoot'' a police officer visiting the Bare Pit is worried that his [[TeenyWeenie penis is too small]], so he wears a prosthetic penis. After it eventually comes off, [[spoiler:he finds that no-one cares about the size of his real penis]]. |
| 487 | * Being a SexComedy, ''Webcomic/MenageA3'' predictably gets some play with this trope, notably in the discussions of lead character Gary's "star power" and various female characters' attempts to sneak peeks. However, it's generally implied eventually that even the most fortunate of the male characters have pleasingly adequate but not excessive endowments. |
| 488 | * In ''Webcomic/TheOrderOfTheStick'', [[QuirkyBard Elan]] apparently has one due to his maxed-out Charisma stat. |
| 489 | * In the now-defunct ''Webcomic/{{Pantheon}}'', the Greek god Priapus made some appearances. The early strips make no explicit reference, but he always appears with a covered wheelbarrow in front of him. |
| 490 | * In ''Webcomic/PeterIsTheWolf'', there is one part of Peter that actually does get bigger when he wolfs out, much to the amazement of the women. The series has a 'Clean' version and an 'Adult' version; the latter makes it visibly clear that there is ''no'' exaggeration to the jokes made in the former: Let's just say that his girlfriend would not survive it in human form. |
| 491 | * Claiming Marten in ''Webcomic/QuestionableContent'' has one of these was a running joke for a while. It's never actually been confirmed that he does, but [[GeniusDitz Raven]] was convinced he did, and Dora has never argued the point. |
| 492 | * Charlie in ''Webcomic/RabbitualOffender'' proudly waves around his penis in every comic. While the size of his penis is unremarkable, and in fact, some might argue it's actually a TeenyWeenie. But the fact that Charlie is obviously so enormously proud of it makes it clear the author is keen on subverting the trope. |
| 493 | * Hilariously averted in ''Steal This Comic''. Our hero Devon is [[http://www.stealthiscomic.com/2008/11/26/stc775-60/ caught naked fleeing through a soccer game]], and gets a censor bar in the front that offends his vanity. The replacement censor bar is well trope-worthy. (The censor bar in back is the punchline...) |
| 494 | * ''Webcomic/StickyDillyBuns'': |
| 495 | ** At one point, the comic features a guest appearance by Matt from [[Webcomic/MenageA3 its parent comic]], where he'd previously been established as being very adequately endowed. [[https://pixietrixcomix.com/sticky-dilly-buns/just-take-your-sweet-time That's then used for a joke.]][[note]]Note that the other character there is actually Ruby, who's not only a disguised woman but also a rather naive virgin.[[/note]] |
| 496 | ** There is also Andy, who at one point gives Ruby a cock ring, fitted for himself, as a gift. (It's a long story.) It's then mistaken for a bracelet... Much later, when those two get naked together, Ruby is quite impressed and actually surprisingly enthusiastic, [[https://pixietrixcomix.com/sticky-dilly-buns/a-little-more-prepared providing that strip with a punchline.]] At that point, she's still a virgin and Andy is responding to stimulation, but she's seen plenty of {{yaoi}} by then, so she's likely got some comparative references. |
| 497 | * ''Webcomic/TonyComics'' implies this for Alex; in one chapter, he's going through airport security and is questioned over various things that show up on scan. At one point, he's questioned about something the viewer isn't shown and his explanation is "genes" and the officer makes a comment about finding shoes that fit [[note]] the stereotype being that men with large penises also have large feet[[/note]]. |
| 498 | * ''Webcomic/{{Unsounded}}'': When stormies bother to fully materialize they've got dongs near as long as their legs. One smushes his against Uaid's windshield interrupting a conversation Duane and Quigley were having about the moon, by blocking their view of the moon. Duane asks if this is what it means to be cock-blocked. Another uses theirs to hit Keon in the head and knock him out of a fight. |
| 499 | * In ''You Damn Kid'', an arc centers around the main character's father buying an enormous fake penis. |
| 500 | [[/folder]] |
| 501 | |
| 502 | [[folder:Web Original]] |
| 503 | * A NSFW cosplay photoshoot of Astolfo from ''Literature/FateApocrypha'' went viral in February 2021 for this reason. The cosplayer was using a can of Monster energy drink as a size comparison. |
| 504 | * An [[MemeticMutation Internet Chuck Norris Fact]] goes something like "Chuck Norris once walked down a busy city street with an erection. There were no survivors." |
| 505 | ** Of course, he's got ''nothing'' on [[MemeticMutation David Bowie]]. |
| 506 | ** Another one simply states "horses are hung like Chuck." |
| 507 | * ''[[http://marysueproblems.tumblr.com Mary Sue Problems]]'': This GaryStu [[http://marysueproblems.tumblr.com/post/45052664116 post]] shows that bigger isn't always better in bed by combining BiggerIsBetterInBed with AnatomicallyImpossibleSex. |
| 508 | * Many of the male characters in ''WesternAnimation/MyLittlePonyFriendshipIsMagic'' are depicted in Rule 34 the same as real-life horses who are famously known to have rather large genitals. |
| 509 | * Creator/BradNeely's take on [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l7iVsdRbhnc George Washington]] is a variation of this, in that it isn't about size, but ''quantity''. |
| 510 | --> "I heard that motherfucker had like 30 goddamn dicks." |
| 511 | * In one of the ''Creator/RoosterTeeth'' vines, [[Creator/GavinFree Gavin]] returns from the doctor, concerned about his knob. Burnie starts to reassure him that it should be okay, only to be cut off by the table becoming unbalanced. [[ShipTease Barbara]] [[AllWomenAreLustful says it's fine]]. |
| 512 | * In ''Literature/ShadowrunStorytime'', the team strips a captured mercenary in preparation to torture him only to get sidetracked when they discover he has an enormous cyberpenis that hangs down to his ''knees''. Geppetto initially assumes it has an SMG hidden inside. 2D gets the man to talk by installing a teacup ride's drive software in the cyberdick, causing it to start doing loop-de-loops. |
| 513 | [[/folder]] |
| 514 | |
| 515 | [[folder:Website]] |
| 516 | * ''Website/TheBestPageInTheUniverse'': One article describes a visit Maddox made to the UAE (more specifically, Dubai) to confirm that [[BannedInChina the UAE did ban his website]] (as was reported by a fan in an email). While he was there, he also did a number of petty offenses to make the best of his time, including taking a photo of the [[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Burj_Khalifa Burj Khalifa]], the tallest human-made structure in the world, with his raised legs on either side of the skyscraper to make the tower look like it's coming out from between his legs. Or as he calls it, a "cockery" ([[DontExplainTheJoke cock + mockery]]). |
| 517 | * ''Website/{{Buzzfeed}}'': One video had two guys -- one gay, one straight -- draw their ideal penis relative to their actual size, then were given silicone models based on their drawings. Although pixelation is used VERY generously, the models are clearly ''[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yi8WYkSRCRo absurd]]'' -- too big even to fit inside the guys' pants, let alone any human orifice. On the other hand, the gay guy did mention getting a little turned on when looking at his... |
| 518 | * ''Website/{{Cracked}}'': An article called ''[[http://www.cracked.com/article_14794_horse-cock-life-in-27-inches.html "Horse Cock: A Life In 27 Inches"]]''. A man makes a book all about his "27-inch" penis. Naturally, it's full of BlatantLies and everyone calls him out. He tries to convince people that he ''did'' have a 27-inch cock, but he got in a naked fight with an Iranian president using a butterfly knife after already [[GroinAttack having some inches bitten off by a wolverine]]. He even lies about his dick being strong, flexible, and prehensile enough to use in a fight. |
| 519 | * ''Website/{{Youtube}}'': A pair of videos about "[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3w3VsLt2mJs The Man with]] [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7tSuH6tJHkQ the World's Biggest Penis]]" showcase some inconveniences resulting from developing a dong almost as long as a leg. |
| 520 | -->"Do you know what it's like to not have a love life? If I even get slightly excited, I get lightheaded and pass out!" |
| 521 | [[/folder]] |
| 522 | |
| 523 | [[folder:Web Videos]] |
| 524 | * ''WebVideo/CriticalRole'' has a moment in the first campaign where Pike, trying to help [[SixthRanger Taryon]] fit in with the rest of Vox Machina, sends his mechanical assistant around to draw portraits of the rest of the team to use for flash cards. Doty just happens to catch most of them at night, doing... night things, which means a ''clear'' look at Grog Strongjaw and his "obvious half-giant side." |
| 525 | -->'''Taryon''': I mean... how does he even ''walk''? |
| 526 | -->'''Taliesin''': With confidence and pride. |
| 527 | * ''WebVideo/DragonBallZAbridged'': At the end of the Cell saga, Android 18 goes to find Krillin to make good on a promise to herself to "[[RescueRomance rock his four-foot world]]". [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pRmzdzeUAik Once she gets him to understand what she's there for]], he pulls down his pants, apologizing as he states he's a grower... and there's a thump as ''something'' hits the floor. Several hours later, Krilling has exploded his [[ButtMonkey Krillin Owned Counter]]. |
| 528 | --->'''18:''' [[BigOMG OH. MY. GOD.]]\ |
| 529 | '''Krillin:''' What?\ |
| 530 | '''18:''' [[AllWomenAreLustful GET ON THE BED.]]\ |
| 531 | '''Krillin:''' Yes, ma'am! |
| 532 | * In ''WebVideo/FairyTaleFriday'', it is Pinocchio's penis, rather than his nose that grows when he tells a lie. |
| 533 | * ''WebVideo/HellsingUltimateAbridged'' slaps one of these on an illusory Franchise/SonicTheHedgehog when Miller refuses to buy the little girl in front of him being related to him in any way, and it is ''this'' that makes him embrace the illusion long enough for Zorin to kill him. [[EvenEvilHasStandards She is disgusted that it came to that.]] |
| 534 | * ''WebVideo/FiftyPercentOff'': Nagisa claims to use his as a ''rudder'' while swimming. |
| 535 | * ''WebVideo/JustBetweenUs'' has a gag dildo in "Should You Hide Your True Self to Make Friends?", one of their sponsored videos. ''It gets stuck to the table.'' |
| 536 | -->'''[[AllWomenArePrudes Allison]]:''' ''[strained]'' How do you get this amazing product? Go to adamandeve.com and use our promo code, "between", and you can get 50% off any product, including this huge dick. |
| 537 | * ''WebVideo/TheNostalgiaCritic'': During the ItsAWonderfulPlot episode, his guardian angel Roger shows him that WebVideo/TheCinemaSnob became a highly successful porn star with a penis they describe as "not human". |
| 538 | * To name just one of very many examples on ''WebVideo/SMPLive'', Sneeg pranks Schlatt by leading him to unknowingly build an obsidian penis outside his base. |
| 539 | * [[WebVideo/YouCanPlayThis JewWario]] as the aforementioned Jareth/"David Bowie from Labyrinth" in ''WebVideo/SuburbanKnights''. It gets ''weaponized''. To paraphrase a Twitter fan after the first gag: |
| 540 | -->"What did you guys do, stick a banana down his pants?" |
| 541 | * In {{WebVideo/Dimension20}} ''Fantasy High: Sophomore Year'''s finale, the iconically pathetic [[TheWoobie Gilear Faeth]] dons the armor of Pride (one of a set of magical armor based on the SevenDeadlySins that feeds off of the presence of that sin within the wearer until it kills them). Since Gilear has no pride left (he clipped his penis in the armor and every time he moves it hurts), he's actually able to use the armor for a short while...until he finally starts feeling good about himself and it kills him. As the armor vomits him to the floor, it's revealed that perhaps it's not his whole body that's pathetic, as he is "hung like a god-damned horse" (much to Fabian's chagrin). |
| 542 | [[/folder]] |
| 543 | |
| 544 | [[folder:Western Animation]] |
| 545 | * ''WesternAnimation/AmericanDad'' parodied this along with the stereotype that African American males have large penises. Klaus, the goldfish with a German man's brain got his brain transplanted into a black man's body. He then proceeded to purchase condoms. At the drug store, he passes the smalls, passes the mediums, passes the larges, and finally pulls out a massive trash bag. After a few suggestive brow winks and hip thrusts, he fills the bag with boxes of medium-sized condoms. |
| 546 | ** Also parodied in ''Virtual In-Stanity'', where CIA employees have access to a control machine "like the one in ''Film/{{Avatar}}''". Dick uses it to control an enormous, veiny, black body-builder yet when going to buy condoms, he instead compares the XS and XXXS sizes, before going with the latter and asking an employee "if they shrink in the dryer." |
| 547 | * Cyril Figgis in ''WesternAnimation/{{Archer}}'' is stated to have a 12-inch penis, and went through surgery for a penis ensmallment. This extends to his ''[[AdventuresInComaland Dreamland]]'' incarnation, where Archer and Poovey have a StunnedSilence after seeing it. Even after the surgery, it's still big enough that him rollerblading naked from the bottom down is [[WeNeedADistraction used as a distraction]] during season 13, as it completely captivates the two agents that the team is trying to evade. |
| 548 | * In an episode of ''WesternAnimation/TheBoondocks'', straitlaced lawyer Tom Dubois has a lifelong fear of being [[PrisonRape anally raped in prison]]; it opens with him having a nightmare involving a prison shower, an inmate with a swinging [[{{Pixellation}} censoring mosaic]] reaching past his knees, and a dropped bar of soap... (There was no mosaic on the DVD, though.) |
| 549 | * Tommy Lee, the drummer from Music/MotleyCrue, was shown in ''WesternAnimation/CelebrityDeathmatch'' knocking off an opponent by unzipping his pants and thrusting his massive boner to the other guy's eye. Essentially, the whole fight was one big Gag Penis gag. Tommy's opponent was equally famously endowed porn star Ron Jeremy, and both men were dressed in chicken suits so that the match could be billed as... the "Cockfight." Bet you saw that one coming (unlike poor Ron, who now needs an EyepatchOfPower). |
| 550 | * In the ''WesternAnimation/CloneHigh'' episode where Joan pulls a SweetPollyOliver, Genghis Khan passes her in the locker room... accompanied by a dragging sound and Joan's shocked gasp. |
| 551 | * ''WesternAnimation/DrawnTogether'' likes this one. |
| 552 | ** In a ''Series/{{Survivor}}'' parody cut short, a naked Jeff Probst appears. The black censor box over his anatomy hangs past his knees. (The token gay character is rather upset when the cast members leave rather than face this 'physical challenge'). |
| 553 | ** In one scene, Captain Hero is taking a shower with an uber-macho Terminator knock-off. Hero's censor bar only goes down a couple of inches, while the android's is past his knees. The uncensored DVD version shows that the android's junk is the same size as Captain Hero. |
| 554 | ** The Jew Producer's censor bar is ''huge''. The uncensored DVD version shows [[TooHotForTV it's not nearly that long]]. |
| 555 | * ''WesternAnimation/FamilyGuy'': |
| 556 | ** One episode revolves around Peter coping with his son's penis being so much larger than his. Including some of the least subtle Freudian imagery imaginable in a show on network television. When Lois confronts Peter about his envy, Peter and Lois sneak into Chris' room and see for themselves. |
| 557 | --->'''Lois:''' Oh my, no wonder he's always slouching. |
| 558 | ** There's a CutawayGag involving Peter tying one end of a string to his penis and the other end to a car, which Brian then drives away at top speed. Cut to Peter sitting on the couch with a massive (as in, bigger than his ''head'') bulge in his pants. |
| 559 | --->'''Brian:''' You know that would never work again in a million years. |
| 560 | --->'''Peter:''' Don't need it to, Brian. |
| 561 | ** During a local baseball game, cool black guy Jerome steps up to bat, but asks the pitcher to hold on a moment, as he needed to adjust himself. He reaches down and touches his ankle. |
| 562 | * ''WesternAnimation/HarveyBirdmanAttorneyAtLaw'': |
| 563 | ** One episode features Inch-High Private Eye as the defendant. In one scene, set in a sauna, the literally inch-tall man whips off his towel in response to a comment disparaging his package. Cue Phil Ken Sebben: "Ha ha! (Shakes head, visibly disturbed) Not to scale..." |
| 564 | ** An earlier episode features the ''WesternAnimation/{{Superfriends}}'' character "Apache Chief", who normally has the ability to expand his entire body to gigantic proportions, lose this ability after he spills hot coffee in his lap, leading to his problem being played as a euphemism for erectile dysfunction. |
| 565 | * A Danish series of cartoon shorts titled ''WesternAnimation/JohnDillermand'', is about the eponymous man whose penis is both prehensile and can stretch to several meters. He uses this strange "superpower", covered by his bathing suit, to help out around his community; using it as a helicopter to fly in buckets of water or a distraction to a lion on the loose. It got some flack on news articles for being controversially targeted at children. |
| 566 | * Kevin in ''WesternAnimation/PeepoodoAndTheSuperFuckFriends'' is shown to be very well-endowed, a trait he keeps even after he transitions into Evelyn. |
| 567 | ** In the first season finale, Peepoodo's penis grows to such a massive size that he loses control of it and it eventually destorys the earth. |
| 568 | * On an episode of ''WesternAnimation/ReBoot'', Enzo and [=AndrAIa=] are in a Toon-style game. Towards the end of the game, the user is flashed by one of the binomes. With his back to the screen, he opens his coat... *THUD* |
| 569 | * A skit of ''WesternAnimation/RobotChicken'' based on ''Series/TheSurrealLife'' depicted Ron Jeremy using his erect member as a jousting lance. |
| 570 | * ''WesternAnimation/TheSimpsons'': |
| 571 | ** When Homer makes a dating video for Ned in one episode, Homer had evidently added generous pixelation to the shot of Ned showering. |
| 572 | ** When Maggie was born, Homer confused the umbilical cord with genitalia. His remark before the clarification? "Ah, it's a boy... '''And what a boy!'''" |
| 573 | ** There are more examples of Ned packing serious meat. From the suggestive "foot-long" scene between himself and Maude, through to his careful wearing of an EXTRA-LARGE fig-leaf when he plays Adam in one of his home-made Bible videos. And, given how modestly Christian he is, it's probably a safe bet that he isn't exaggerating... |
| 574 | ** Referenced by Homer when the family goes to Japan and eats at an American restaurant. While seated at a table shaped like Massachusetts, Homer mentions that he "once knew a man from Nantucket". When asked for clarification by Bart, Homer responds that the stories were "greatly exaggerated." |
| 575 | * ''WesternAnimation/SouthPark'': |
| 576 | ** In the episode "Erection Day", Jimmy has a nightmare in which his performance on stage is ruined by a boner of truly epic proportions. |
| 577 | ** Another episode has Randy giving himself testicular cancer by exposing his genitals in a microwave. While Randy doesn't get a large penis, the resulting cancer gives him gag ''balls'', causing his testicles to swell so massively that he has to bounce around down on them in order to move. The enlarged testicles cause Randy's wife to be more sexually active towards him and the cancer that Randy gave himself was to get free marijuana. |
| 578 | [[/folder]] |
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