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9-> ''"DUMTHARAK BARMATHAR!"''
10-->-- '''Volothamp Geddarm's new parrot''' ([[PardonMyKlingon swearing in Dwarven]]), ''VideoGame/NeverwinterNights2: Storm of Zehir''
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12Parrots, mynahs, crows, and some other birds have a well-known ability to mimic many of the sounds they hear. Thus, it shouldn't be surprising that some of them learn to cuss like a sailor.
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14This is primarily a comedy trope, used for a laugh as the parrot's embarrassed owner tries frantically to shut the bird up. It's also TruthInTelevision. Because parrots live for a very long time, most parrot owners are advised not to swear around them so that when the owner dies, the parrot doesn't have trouble finding a new home. For some reason, most prospective pet owners don't want their bird swearing at them.
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16A common variation seen in works aimed at kids (or otherwise vulnerable to censorship) is for the parrot to learn non-profane words that are, nevertheless, still insults or otherwise not meant for polite conversation.
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18This is a sister trope to NotInFrontOfTheParrot, where the bird repeats something important it overheard such as the combination to a safe or a villain's EvilPlan. Do not confuse this trope with actual {{talking animal}}s (including the parrot-specific subtrope PollyWantsAMicrophone); this trope is about mimicry of profanity. Compare to InnocentSwearing, where the one doing the parroting is a sapient being (usually a kid) that doesn't understand that it shouldn't say such things.
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21!!Examples:
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25[[folder:Anime & Manga]]
26* ''Manga/BlackLagoon'':
27** There's a parrot outside the [[CorruptChurch Ripoff Church]], which repeats Revy's insults as she hammers on the door.
28--->'''Parrot:''' Hello! Open the door, you old skank!
29** As a sign of the WretchedHive Rock's found himself in, a mynah bird is shown squawking various death threats.
30--->'''Mynah bird:''' IllKillYou! You're not getting away! Die, you bastard!
31* In ''Manga/TokyoGhoul'', Hinami adopts an injured Cockatiel prone to shouting insults at people. They end up naming it "Loser", after its favorite word.
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34[[folder:Comic Books]]
35* Ralf König's:
36** One of his comics features a parrot whose prior owner spent all his free time watching porn. The parrot has an understandably difficult time finding a new owner.
37** In another, a gay youth counselor inherits a parrot from an old uncle. Unfortunately, the uncle was a Nazi ...
38* ''Franchise/{{Tintin}}'':
39** A G-rated version happens in ''The Broken Ear''. Tintin ends up with a parrot that spams his favorite insult "Great Greedy Guts!!!"
40** In ''Red Rackham's Treasure'', on the island near the Unicorn's shipwreck the heroes find the descendants of parrots who spent the last centuries transmitting to each other Sir Francis Haddock's vocabulary. [[FridgeLogic Despite him leaving the island far long before the natives went extinct, and of course there was no copy degeneration over time.]]
41** In ''The Castafiore Emerald'', Captain Haddock receives a parrot as an unwanted gift from Castafiore. By the time she finally leaves, it has begin to imitate his {{unusual euphemism}}s, particularly "Blistering Barnacles!"
42* ''Bertie Blunt (His Parrot's a Cunt)'' in ''ComicBook/{{Viz}}''.
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45[[folder:Comic Strips]]
46* [[http://www.johnhartstudios.com/ckennel/strips/2009/june/CK_06_19_09jkl.gif This]] ''ComicStrip/DogsOfCKennel'' strip had Wheeler the bird introducing his parrot friend to Will, only for the parrot to do some SymbolSwearing, implying that Will had already met the parrot.
47* In one ''ComicStrip/PearlsBeforeSwine'' comic, Rat decided to get a parrot from the pet store, but on his way back home, [[NotInFrontOfTheParrot he got stuck in a three-hour traffic jam, so now the parrot just swears all the time.]]
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51* ''Fanfic/TheGreatAceDetective'' has a parakeet that belonged to a [[spoiler:recently deceased character]] screaming "I'll see you in hell" at the characters, to which they wonder why she wasn't taught better manners by her owner. It turns out it was [[spoiler:her owner's last words she was repeating.]]
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54[[folder:Films -- Live-Action]]
55* ''Film/CarryOnBehind'' has a mynah bird brought to Riverside Caravan Park as a pet; unfortunately Daphne Barnes refuses to believe her bird talks like this trope, leading to the usual comic misunderstandings.
56* In ''Film/ScaryMovie 2'', the parrot does this, except it turns out it can really talk and not just mimic.
57* In ''Film/HoubaOnTheTrailOfTheMarsupilami'', Kiki the ara commonly insults his owner Pablito, including while they both are in the process of swindling some tourists of their money. ("Crook." "Imposter." "Mythomaniac.")
58* Preacher Dudley's parrot in ''Film/DeepBlueSea'', among its favorite phrases include "Eat me asshole!" and "Hey, hey you dickhead!".
59* The opening scene of ''Film/TheBirds'' revolves around Melanie at the pet store ordering a mynah bird. Later in the film, she reveals she wanted the bird to play a prank on her uptight Aunt Tessa by teaching the bird some "semantics" she picked up in a college class at Berkley.
60* In ''Film/TheABCsOfDeath'', the N segment has a man buying his fiancee a parrot, which he had trained to give her a wedding ring to propose to her. But after the proposal was made...the bird starts repeating the words of the man and his mistress during sex.
61* ''Film/DoctorInClover'' has Tweetypie, who Sir Lancelot has placed in Virtue Ward to cheer up the patients, and calls Matron a "silly old buzzard".
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64[[folder:Jokes]]
65* The "frozen parrot" joke:
66** A man owned a parrot that would [[ClusterFBomb swear up a storm]] at the drop of a hat. Around Thanksgiving, the owner had guests coming and hatched a plan. The next time the parrot started cursing, he grabbed it by the neck and tossed it into the freezer. Muffled cussing came out of the freezer for a couple minutes, then suddenly absolute silence. The owner was worried and opened the door. The parrot very meekly walked out and quietly asked, "What did the turkey do?"
67** A variation on this one is the parrot is owned by a beautiful woman. The parrot says "nice tits, baby" while she's undressing, so she shoves him in the freezer to punish him. When she lets him out, the parrot says "What did the turkey do, ask for a blowjob?"
68** In a similar Russian joke, the owner puts the parrot in the freezer, and the parrot stops swearing. The owner says: "I knew that only [[TheGulag Siberia]] can set you straight!".
69** A third variation has the parrot forgotten in the icebox for an extended period of time while the owner is distracted doing something else. Panicked, they open the fridge and find the bird frozen solid--flipping them off with both barrels.
70* A thief gets a tip from a fellow criminal to hit an old lady's house. He was told ''one'' thing. Nothing would happen to him if he didn't say a word to the parrot.\
71Sure enough, he breaks into the house, and he sees the parrot on its perch. The parrot looks at him and shouts "Brutus is gonna fuck you up, you bastard. Brutus is gonna fuck you up!" the thief ignores him and starts going through the dressers.\
72"Brutus is gonna fuck you up, you motherfucker! Brutus is gonna fuck you up!" the thief grits his teeth and starts taking expensive items he can easily carry, jewellery and whatnot.\
73"Brutus is gonna fuck you up, you cunt! Brutus is gonna fuck you up!" the thief loses it and snaps at the parrot "Shut up, you dumb bird!"\
74Suddenly there's a big Rottweiler in front of the thief.\
75The parrot looks at him and pauses. "Brutus. ... ''Sic 'em''."
76** A variant has the parrot say, "Jesus is watching you." Guess what the dog's name is?
77** Another variant in Croatia is that a thief breaks into the house, and suddenly hears "God is watching you, God is watching you!". He looks around and sees a parrot. He asks parrot for a name. "Anđelko, Anđelko.". "What a silly name for a parrot!". A parrot responds: "God is a silly name for a Rottweiler.".
78* A woman went to a pet shop and immediately spotted a large, beautiful parrot. There was a sign on the cage that said $50.00, which seemed awfully cheap. Why so little?" she asked the pet storeowner. The owner looked at her seriously and said, "Look, I should tell you first that this bird used to live in a house of prostitution and sometimes it says some pretty vulgar stuff." The woman thought about this, but decided she had to have the bird anyway. She took it home and hung the bird's cage up in her living room and waited for it to say something. The bird looked around the room, then at her, and said, "New house, new madam." The woman was a bit shocked at the implication, but then found it kind of amusing. When her two teenage daughters returned from school, the bird saw them enter and said, "New house, new madam, new girls." The girls and the woman were a bit offended but then began to laugh about the situation considering how and where the parrot had been raised. Moments later, the woman's husband came home from work. The bird looked at him and said, "New house, new madam, new girls; same old customers! Hi, Nick!"
79* A priest starts looking for a parrot that ''isn't'' fowl-mouthed. In the pet shop, the owner presents with him a parrot that when you pull the left leg, he says the Lord's Prayer, and when the right is pulled, he says the Hail Mary. The priest asks "what if you pull both?" and the parrot: "Fuck, then I'll fucking fall!"
80* Another variant on the "frozen" parrot story has the preacher coming to dinner and the bird letting out a whole bunch of dirty words right in front of him, so the man of the house decides to teach the bird a lesson. He puts it in a sack and shakes it up a little. When the parrot comes out it says "Wasn't that a hell of a storm!"
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84* While marooned in the South China Sea in one of the ''Literature/{{Destroyermen}}'' books, Silva discovers a flying lizard that takes a liking to him, much to his chagrin. Being an enlisted man, Silva swears a lot, in particular calling the parrot equivalent a "stupid shit". You can probably see where this is going.
85* In the ''Literature/GarrettPI'' series, Garrett receives "the Goddamn Parrot" from his friend Morley. [=TGP=]'s vocabulary primarily consists of appreciative but extremely vulgar descriptions of female anatomy, which he loves to indulge in whenever a woman comes to visit.
86** Morley won't ever admit it, but it's an invoked example: he and his buddies must've spent ''weeks'' pre-loading the parrot with rude phrases before giving it to Garrett as a prank.
87** In a grimmer example, Garrett's recollections about the time his Marine unit was stranded on a swampy tropical island include a mention of how the island's wild parrots would mimic the cries of wounded soldiers. Knowing soldiers' vocabulary in a crisis, this trope was probably involved.
88* A G-rated version appears in the ''Literature/{{Fudge}}'' books. Fudge is very proud of his myna bird, Uncle Feather, who can speak French. Any time someone addresses the bird he responds by saying, "Bonjour, Stupid."
89* The ship's parrot in ''Literature/{{Nation}}'', who spends most of the book shouting "Show us yer drawers!" at no-one in particular. The narrator notes that many of the things the parrot says are phrases Daphne knows she shouldn't recognize as a "proper" young lady, but she's more concerned about the phrases she ''doesn't'' understand.
90* In ''Literature/MovingPictures'', the movie pioneers attempt to add sound to their films by using parrots. The result tends to be along the lines of brief snatches of romantic dialogue interrupted by cries of "Warrrk! Showusyerknickers!"
91* Kiki the cockatiel in Creator/EnidBlyton's "Adventure" series, although being a children's series this takes the form of shouting obnoxious quotes rather than swearing per se.
92* Mr. Harrison's parrot Ginger in ''[[Literature/AnneOfGreenGables Anne Of Avonlea]]''. He got Ginger from his brother, a sailor who used a lot of coarse language. Mr. Harrison is used to Ginger's bad language, but it really embarrasses him when the parrot swears in front of company.
93* In one of Betty [=MacDonald=]'s ''Literature/MrsPiggleWiggle'' stories, little girls who sass their parents and teachers have to deal with a parrot who says all those rude, ugly things. Not quite swearing, but still unacceptable; the girls learn how nasty they sound.
94* A ''Literature/ShiversMDSpenser'' book titled "Pool Ghoul" has an obnoxious parrot named Gus who greets the main characters with a "Hold it right there, buddy, or I'm gonna kill you!". Turns out said parrot used to belong to a rough sailor and followed its owner in and out of bars.
95* In the ''Literature/{{Spellsinger}}'' novel ''Time of the Transference'', a couple of drug runners mistake the talking, intelligent PirateParrot Kamaulk (that is to say, he's a parrot who's a pirate) for this trope. They attempt to sell him to a Los Vegas casino but fail to realize that he's smart enough to open a car door, at which point he escapes. And is promptly eaten by some street bums who mistake him for an oddly green chicken.
96* In the NordicNoir ''Literature/{{Backstrom}}'' police novels by Leif G.W. Persson, there is the abominable Bäckström's ill-fated attempt to keep a pet. He amuses himself by teaching the parrot some choice items of demotic Swedish. Unfortunately [[SinisterSchnoz Isaak the large-beaked parrot]] conflates the phrases "Bäckström is a sex god" and "[insert name of senior policeman of choice here] is a pouf" and learns to incessantly recite "Bäckström is a great big pouf!". And, as Isaak is a fast learner, many others. When fobbed off on a neighbour's son, the child takes the parrot to school for Show And Tell, where its impressive vocabulary causes a scene.
97* ''Literature/TheThinkingMachine'': In "The Lost Million", [[NotInFrontOfTheParrot a parrot holds a vital clue to the mystery]]. However, the parrot had belonged to a misanthrope and constantly swears and is insulting. After a few days with the bird, the normally even-tempered Van Dusen hands it back to its new owner with the warning that if he ever sees it again, he is going to kill it.
98* Slight variation in the talking (and ''featherless'') parrot from ''[[Literature/{{Discworld}} Eric]]''. He's both TalkingAnimal and this due to a tendency to use "[[UnusualEuphemism wossname]]" a lot, usually in crude reference to some part or other of the male genital.
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101[[folder:Live-Action TV]]
102* ''Series/Adam12'': "Training Wheels" has Reed and Malloy stop a hippy microbus that ran a stop sign. In the conversation, a high-pitched "''Down with the pigs!''" can be heard. Eventually, the driver opens the back of the car to reveal the speaker: a mynah bird belonging to his cop-hating girlfriend. They let it pass and just give him a warning.
103* One episode of ''Series/HappyEndings'' has Alex buy a parrot that keeps making racist and homophobic remarks.
104-->'''Parrot:''' White power!\
105Adam and Eve, not Adam and Steve.\
106I hate the Indians.\
107'''Alex:''' He's a White Sox fan.\
108'''Parrot:''' I hate Native Americans too.
109* ''Series/NYPDBlue'' had the PointyHairedBoss bring in an obnoxious parrot that repeated everybody. Sipowicz forces the boss to get rid of it by a simple trick: he plants a tape recording of somebody shouting "Douchebag! Douchebag!" in the parrot's room overnight.
110* On ''Series/MyNameIsEarl'', Darnell revealed that back in the day [[spoiler: before he got put into WitnessProtection]], he shared an apartment with a man who was a porn star. [[spoiler: He is now married to the governor of [[WhereTheHellIsSpringfield whatever state Camden is located in]], and she got him a job as the warden of the state prison.]] A porn movie was being filmed in the apartment just as Darnell returned. He was OK with that, but asked if he could put a cloth over Mr. Parrot's cage.
111-->'''Darnell:''' I don't want to hear him talking about this all night.
112* A MissingEpisode of ''Series/DadsArmy'' had a scene involving two old ladies with a parrot that used to belong to a DirtyOldMan. The women were rather deaf so didn't realise their parrot was saying things like, "Get off your knickers and get up those stairs."
113* One sketch on ''Series/TheBennyHillShow'' features a woman pulling the cover off of a birdcage with a parrot inside. The parrot begins mildly cursing when the woman notices her priest coming over to her flat. She quickly pulls the cover back over the birdcage and invites the priest in... just in time for the parrot to exclaim, "Bloody hell! What a short day that was!"
114* ''Series/OneThousandWaysToDie'' has a woman watching someone else's house while the owner was gone, and she has it to herself. But while kissing her boyfriend, the owner's cockatoo starts screeching, and she accidentally lets it outside. As she tries to get it back (and fails while dying), the bird while being grabbed squawks curses at her.
115* Talk-O the parrot from ''Series/TrailerParkBoys'' say nothing but vulgar insults.
116* ''Series/TheFastShow'': Unlucky Alf buys himself a parrot to keep him company. Except it remains silent, prompting Alf to utter a resigned "bugger". This opens the floodgates...
117--> '''Parrot''': Wanker... wanker... wanker... twat! Twat! Twat!
118* The ''Series/MurdochMysteries'' episode "Convalesce", wherein Constable Crabtree takes over Murdoch's job as detective while he heals from injuries, involved a parrot being the only witness to a murder. Its master was a FrenchJerk chef, and repeated back lovely phrases such as, "You call this vomit quiche?!" "I spit at you!" and "''Tu es un cochon''![[note]]You are a pig![[/note]]".
119* In ''{{Series/Shoresy}}'' (a spin off of ''{{Series/Letterkenny}}'') Shoresy's Alexandrine parakeet Big Sexy unsurprisingly picked up his chirping and endlessly repeats "titfucker."
120* ''Series/TheArmyGame'': In "Snudge's Budgie", the boys from Hut 29 have to acquire a budgie to replace Snudge's after Bootsie lets it escape. They invoke this trope by using ventriloquism to make a tea shop owner believe her budgie has suddenly acquired a very foul mouth and offering to dispose of it for her. At the end of the episode, Snudge's real budgie is returned to him by a sailor who captured it, and has been trying to teach it to speak, with the result that it now swears like, well, a sailor.
121* ''Series/ItsAwfullyBadForYourEyesDarling'': Before Horatio the landlord's visit in "A New Lease", Clover worries that her mynah bird Morris might say something obscene.
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125* In ''Theatre/AStreetcarNamedDesire'', Blanche tries to cheer up Stanley and Stella by telling them a story about "a parrot that cursed a blue streak and knew more vulgar expressions than Mr. Kowalski." They are not amused.
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128[[folder:Video Games]]
129* The {{Trope Namer|s}} is ''VideoGame/NeverwinterNights2: Storm of Zehir'', where an early FetchQuest has the {{player character}}s finding a parrot for Volothamp Geddarm. Turns out the parrot's previous owner taught it a wide variety of [[PardonMyKlingon useful Dwarven expletives]]. Cue Volo remarking on the bird's "fowl language", and [[LamePunReaction the player characters calling him on the pun]].
130* The InteractiveFiction game ''Glass'', where you are a parrot belonging to a rich old woman. Among other things you can do, you can try swearing; do it once, and the lady threatens to "sell you to the first man with an earring we can find". Do it a second time, and "[[NonstandardGameOver you are sold to pirates and have a glorious career on the open sea]]".
131* [[{{Film/Scarface 1983}} Tony the Parrot]] from ''VideoGame/GrandTheftAutoSanAndreas''.
132-->'''Tony:''' Brawk, I never fucked over anyone in my life who didn't have it coming!
133* The Franchise/{{Pokemon}} Chatot has an exclusive move called Chatter, which can be used in conjunction with the microphone of the Nintendo [=DS=] and later models to have it say something that the player records. It then fell victim to VideoGamePerversityPotential, and the voice-recording feature was removed in ''VideoGame/PokemonXAndY''.
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137* ''WebVideo/SuperMarioLogan'': In [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FFvwW7_MWzI "Bowser's Parrot!"]] the titular bird [[BrokenRecord just won't stop repeating]] "Bowser's a retard!" thanks to Junior. HilarityEnsues.
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140[[folder:Western Animation]]
141* A CutSong from Creator/WaltDisney's adaptation of ''WesternAnimation/OneHundredAndOneDalmatians'' was a number that Horace and Jasper would sing [[DrunkenSong while drunk]] called "Don't Buy a Parrot from a Sailor" (because "all them birds say embarrassin' words").
142* One cutaway of ''WesternAnimation/FamilyGuy'' has Joe buy a talking parrot. Peter immediately teaches it the word "cripple", much to Joe's dismay.
143* ''WesternAnimation/TheKidsFromRoom402'': Subverted. When Jesse and Vinny taught insults to a parrot, Jesse suggested teaching curse words but that was as close as the trope came to being played in the cartoon.
144* ''WesternAnimation/UglyAmericans'': The manbirds are a race of half-bird/half-human hailing from an island in the South Pacific that were brought stateside by a taxi driver simply because he thought they were "hilarious as balls". They also picked up his cussing and eventually evolved their own language from it. The result is that "Manbirdese" is a language were the phrase "suck my balls" has more than 500 different meanings. It's also stated to be "the most difficult and least popular language in the world".
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147[[folder:Real Life]]
148* FinaglesLaw means that the one time you slip up in front of the parrot (e.g. you stub your toe on the coffee table and drop a ClusterFBomb), the parrot will inevitably remember it.
149* This blue and gold macaw seems to have not only [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WL1foQKD3OI learned the context of the phrase "What the fuck?", but can even say it louder and with more emphasis as humans do!]]
150* There's an urban legend about a couple who kept an African grey parrot in their bedroom. One night the couple "got busy". Later on they had some guests over and the parrot repeated the events of the night.
151** Another is that the wife was having an affair and prone to SayMyName on climaxing, allowing the husband to easily identify his wife's lover (and later he didn't want to keep the bird in the divorce because it kept screeching the name).
152* President UsefulNotes/AndrewJackson's parrot Pol had to be removed from his funeral because it wouldn't stop swearing. [[BilingualBonus In two different languages, no less]]. Knowing Jackson (after all, where do you think the parrot picked up his colorful vocabulary), he would have found it hilarious.
153* UsefulNotes/WinstonChurchill allegedly owned a parrot that constantly repeated the phrases "Fuck Hitler" and "Fuck the Nazis".
154* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BbRS9K4rZ8Y This video]] shows a man verbally teasing a crow until it replies with "Fuck you."
155** Crows have been observed saying things like "Fuck off" to people occupying a preferred spot. [[CleverCrows This demonstrates their intelligence]] because not only are they repeating the words, they're using them ''in context.''
156* OlderThanFeudalism. Immediately after finding a species of parrot that could imitate human speech, the Romans found that parrots can easily pick up curse words. Very easily.
157--> Teach a parrot to curse and it will curse continually, making night and day hideous with its imprecations... Should you desire to rid yourself of its bad language, you must either cut out its tongue or send it back as soon as possible to its native woods.
158---> [[http://penelope.uchicago.edu/Thayer/E/Journals/CJ/44/4/Household_Pets*.html attributed to Apuleius]]
159* It's actually not a good idea to get your talking bird in the habit of cursing, as birds who curse are far more difficult to rehome, and given the lifespan of some talking birds, it's likely your bird will outlive you.
160* In September of 2020 The Lincolnshire Wildlife Park in Britain removed a group of African grey parrots from public view because the birds kept [[https://www.insider.com/foul-fowl-language-2020-9letting the cuss words fly]]. The 5 birds had each come from different owners, and it's believed one or more taught the others how to swear, as the birds would frequently swear at each other or visitors to their exhibit, then laugh about it!
161* During the UsefulNotes/RussoJapaneseWar, someone brought a parrot on board the flagship of the Russian Second Pacific Squadron and gifted it to Vice Admiral Zinovy Rozhestvensky. Given the man's HairTriggerTemper and how he was SurroundedByIdiots, the bird quickly picked up his extensive vocabulary of Russian expletives.
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165->[[BrickJoke Parrots are actually 'fowl-mouthed', as they share a beak shape with the dromornithids.]]

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