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1->''"Ground floor: Perfumery, stationery, and leather goods, wigs and haberdashery, kitchenware and food. Going up... "''
2-->-- ''Series/AreYouBeingServed'' theme song
3
4A {{stock phrase|s}} associated with department store elevators, which in RealLife often emit a prerecording that lists the "departments" of the current floor. (In the days of live elevator operators, it was typically the operator's job to do this.)
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6Typically the formula is two normal items and a plot relevant item, though this can be mixed up by having another mundane item after the plot-relevant item. The plot-relevant item is often jarringly discordant with the other mundane items: see BreadEggsMilkSquick.
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8If the department store's policy is "WeSellEverything" then the resulting LongList can sometimes become an OverlyLongGag.
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10Often TheElevatorFromIpanema. Might appear inside the elevators of a SapientShip.
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12Always included as part of an ElevatorGag. Also invoked as a PreAsskickingOneLiner for someone "dramatically" entering or ascending to a floor.
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15!!Examples:
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17[[foldercontrol]]
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19[[folder:First Floor: '''Advertising''', Commercials, As Seen On TV Products, Questionable Claims]]
20* Used in a Advertising/WilkinsCoffee commercial.
21-->'''Wilkins:''' Tenth floor -- Pots, pans, home furnishings and Wilkins Coffee.\
22'''Wontkins:''' Wilkins Coffee?\
23'''Wilkins:''' Sure, you can't keep house without Wilkins.
24[[/folder]]
25
26[[folder:Second Floor: '''Anime & Manga''', Made In Japan Products, Schoolgirls, Tentacles]]
27* ''Anime/TransformersCybertron'' used this once, to {{fill|ingTheSilence}} part of the StockFootage FighterLaunchingSequence.
28-->'''Optimus Prime:''' This elevator could use a few windows. First floor, housewares.
29[[/folder]]
30
31[[folder:Third Floor: '''Comic Books''', Superheroes, Body Building Courses, Gag Products]]
32* ComicBook/{{Nightwing}} and Comicbook/{{Robin}} are about to enter a hidden base. The control panel hidden in the tree makes an elevator rise out of the middle of the lake. They start slogging to it and Nightwing quips, "Step right in. Next floor, toys, games, electronics, center of the Earth."
33%%* Raven in ''ComicBook/TeenTitansGo'' %%Example needs context to make sense on its own.
34[[/folder]]
35
36[[folder:Fourth Floor: '''Fan Works''', Mary Sues, Ships, Slash Fiction]]
37%%* Used in the third part of the ''WebVideo/YuYuHakushoAbridged'' movie. "First floor: homicidal ex-partners". %%Example needs context to make sense on its own.
38* In ''Fanfic/WithStringsAttached'', there's a scene where the four have been shrunk, but George manages to get himself back to normal height. When he picks up the others to put them on his head (he can't carry them in his pockets because he's naked), he says “Top floor, hair oil, wigs, dandruff.” The others are too agitated to laugh.
39* In ''Fanfic/TheKeysStandAlone'' the four have to take an elevator up to see the Pyar gods. (ItMakesSenseInContext). The elevator has transparent doors and they can see the gigantic statues of the Pyars, so John starts to make silly announcements about them as they move past various bits, largely because they're all extremely nervous. Then Paul provides his own Muzak by humming “I've Just Seen A Face.”
40* ''Fanfic/Plan7Of9FromOuterSpace''. The LongList of floors in the SupervillainLair includes Weapons of Mass Destruction, Weapons of Minor Inconvenience, a storage floor for cardboard boxes and a [[EveryoneHatesMimes Mime School]].
41* The St. Mungo's elevator in ''[[http://archiveofourown.org/works/950682/chapters/2137423 Knights of the Founders]]'':
42-->Now arriving on Basement Level One - In-Patient Rooms and Maternity Ward.\
43Now arriving on Basement Level Two - Pediatrics, Geriatrics, and General Consultation Rooms.
44[[/folder]]
45
46[[folder:Fifth Floor: '''Films -- Animation''', Disney Store Products, Princesses, Desk Lamps, Knockoffs]]
47%%* Appears in ''WesternAnimation/FlushedAway'' during the big finale: %%Example needs context to make sense on its own.
48%%-->'''Le Frog:''' Top floor! Lingerie, housewares, and certain doom!
49* In ''WesternAnimation/TheWild'', when Kazar is about to push Samson into the volcano.
50-->'''Kazar:''' Next floor, bottom of the food chain! Ding!
51[[/folder]]
52
53[[folder:Sixth Floor: '''Films -- Live-Action''', Sleds, Maguffins, Stars, Trailers]]
54* For a brief gag in the Maysles film ''Music/TheBeatles: The First U.S. Visit'', while going up a hotel elevator, John Lennon snarks, "First floor, ladies' underwear. On your right, your can see the Eiffel Tower."
55* The AudienceParticipation lines for ''Film/TheRockyHorrorPictureShow'' use this trope during the elevator ride early in the movie:
56-->"First floor, lamps and curtains. Second floor, stupid questions. Third floor, stupid answers. Fourth floor, absolutely nothing. Fifth floor, show me something tall, green, and sexy! It's Bryant WesternAnimation/{{Gumby}}! It's [[Series/TheMuppetShow Kermit]] the Fag! It's Janet Reno in a ''Franchise/StarTrek'' outfit!"
57:: Of course, every location has different lines, but another one goes[=:=]
58-->"First floor, pineapple-shaped dildos. Second floor, stupid questions. Third floor, midget's room. Fourth floor, Stevie Wonder's room. Fifth floor, who's that guy all dressed in green? That's no man, it's a gay marine, don't ask, don't tell, HOO-AH!\
59"First floor, weird musical numbers. Second floor, stupid questions. Third floor, strange answers. Fourth floor, Stevie Wonder's workshop. (Don't worry, he can't see it either!) Top floor, mad laboratory."
60* ''Film/The5000FingersOfDrT'' has a song about all the tortures in the good doctor's dungeon:
61-->''First floor dungeon\
62Assorted simple tortures\
63Molten lead, chopping blocks and hot boiling oil\
64Second floor dungeon\
65Jewelry department\
66Leg chains, ankle chains, neck chains, wrist chains, thumbscrews and nooses of the very finest rope\
67Basement dungeon\
68[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pHVRxzvkJao EVERYBODY OUT!]]''
69** The third floor dungeon was [[WhatDoYouMeanItsForKids cut from the film]] for some reason:
70-->''Third floor dungeon\
71Household appliances.\
72Spike beds, electric chairs, gas chambers, roasting pots, and scalping devices.''
73* In the Creator/JimCarrey ''Film/HowTheGrinchStoleChristmas'', while going down an elevator, the Grinch says, "First floor: factory rejects".
74* In his typical fashion, Officer Vickers in ''Film/PsychoCopReturns'' says this when gets on a lift:
75-->'''Vickers:''' Seventh floor, going up. Linens, luxury, eviscerated women.
76* ''Film/DeconstructingHarry'' has the voice on the {{Hellevator}} read out:
77-->Floor five: Subway muggers, aggressive panhandlers, and book critics.\
78Floor six: Right-wing extremists, serial killers, lawyers who appear on television.\
79Floor seven: The media. Sorry, that floor is all filled up.\
80Floor eight: Escaped war criminals, TV evangelists, and the NRA.
81[[/folder]]
82
83[[folder:Seventh Floor: '''Literature''', Books, Magazines, Pamphlets, Dime Novels]]
84* [[DeadpanSnarker Marco]] makes a joke along these lines in ''Literature/{{Animorphs}}'', book 7, ''The Stranger''.
85-->'''Marco:''' ''([[TheElevatorFromIpanema elevator music]] is playing)'' Top floor. Ladies shoes. Children's apparel. Everyone out.
86* In ''Down Among the Dead Men'', a 1954 scifi short by Creator/WilliamTenn, the protagonist is in a factory where [[NightOfTheLivingMooks human protoplasm is recycled to make more soldiers]] to fight a ForeverWar, so this trope is used for MoodDissonance.
87-->Then we began going up and the [[ZeeRust elevator girl]] began announcing floors and I had lots of other things to think about. "Third floor--Corpse Reception and Classification," the operator sang out. "Fifth floor--Preliminary Organ Processing." "Seventh floor--Brain Reconstitution and Neural Alignment." "Ninth floor--Cosmetics, Elementary Reflexes, and Muscular Control." At this point, I forced myself to stop listening.
88* The Ministry of Magic in ''Literature/HarryPotter'' has an elevator that announces and describes the departments on each floor -- the only one with no elaboration after being introduced is [[GovernmentConspiracy the Department of Mysteries]].
89%%* ''Franchise/StarWarsExpandedUniverse'': Castin Donn wishes the Empire would label the insides of its turbolift tubes. (Don't even ''ask'' [[ASimplePlan why he's inside the elevator shaft]]. Just don't.) %%Example has little connection to the topic at hand.
90[[/folder]]
91
92[[folder:Eighth Floor: '''Live-Action TV''', TV Sets, DVD Players, Sitcom Living Room Furniture, Home Versions of Game Shows]]
93* ''Series/AreYouBeingServed'':
94** This kind of announcement message is used straight in the [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Trhsw_BxT_k theme tune]], which makes sense, since it is set in a department store.
95--->''Ground floor: Perfumery,\
96Stationery and leather goods,\
97Wigs and haberdashery,\
98Kitchenware and food...\
99Going up!\
100First floor: Telephones,\
101Gents' ready-made suits,\
102Shirts, socks, ties, hats,\
103Underwear and shoes...\
104Going up!\
105Second floor: Carpets,\
106Travel goods and bedding,\
107Material, soft furnishings,\
108Restaurant and teas...\
109Going down!''
110** Incidentally, the series takes place almost entirely on the first floor, which does in fact feature the menswear department. Oddly, it also features the women's department, which goes completely unannounced in the theme.
111* ''Series/MontyPythonsFlyingCircus'':
112** Taken to extremes, as usual, in episode 41 ([[http://ibras.dk/montypython/episode41.htm#1 "Michael Ellis"]]):
113--->Basement: Dangerous gases, viruses, contagious diseases, restaurant and toilet fixings.\
114Ground floor: Menswear, boyswear, effeminate goods hall, ill health foods.\
115Mezzanine: Tableware, kitchen goods, soft furnishings, hard furnishings, rock-hard furnishings.\
116First floor: Complaints.\
117Second floor: Cosmetics, jewellery, electrical, satire.\
118Third floor: Nasal injuries hall, other things.\
119Fourth floor: Granite hall -- rocks, shales, alluvial deposits, feldspar, Carpathians, Andes, Urals, mining requisites, atom-splitting service.\
120Fifth floor: Complaints.\
121Sixth floor: Complaints.\
122Seventh floor: Leather goods.\
123Eighth floor: Roof garden.\
124Ninth floor: Television aerials.\
125Tenth floor: Fresh air, [[UsefulNotes/BritishWeather clouds, occasional periods of sunshine]].
126** Later on in the same store, a "Lift Woman" (elevator attendant) calls out:
127--->'''Lift Woman:''' Second floor... stationery, leather goods, tribal head injuries, cricket bats, film stars, dolphinariums.\
128'''Lift Woman:''' Third floor... cosmetics, books, Irish massage, tribal head-gear, ants... but not complaints about ants!
129* One episode of ''Series/{{MASH}}'':
130-->'''Hawkeye:''' Here we are. First floor. Lingerie, sportswear, elephant accessories and recuperating patients.
131* Kari spoofs this in one episode of ''Series/MythBusters'':
132-->'''Kari:''' Aaand on this level, we have lumber, explosives and women's lingerie.\
133''[Grant gives a wide-eyed {{aside glance}}]''
134* ''Series/{{Farscape}}'' episode "[[Recap/FarscapeS04E07JohnQuixote John Quixote]]" has a ridiculous one;
135-->'''[[Series/MaxHeadroom John Headroom]]:''' ''[elevator music plays constantly]'' Yes I know. This elevator sucks. My job su-su-sucks. Day after day the same-the same thing. Up. Down. Up. Down-down. Just once-just once it'd be nice to go... sideways. Just-just... sideways. Frog Princes! ''[door opens, a monster blows fire, John slays it]'' N-n-not that I plan on doing this forever-ever. I have plans you know -- ''[softly]'' Big ''[loudly]'' PLANS! I-I-I'm studying to be an astronaut. And... Penthouse! Have a good day.
136%%* ''Series/{{MacGyver|1985}}'': Jack Dalton issues one of these in the season two episode, "Dalton, Jack of Spies", when showing Mac where he runs his business. %%Example needs context to make sense on its own.
137* ''Series/TheProfessionals'': In "Hijack", Doyle is tempted into the ElevatorGoingDown by his GirlOfTheWeek.
138-->'''Doyle:''' Sixth floor: black magic, taxidermy, surgical stockings, pet food.
139* ''Series/DoctorWho''. In "[[Recap/DoctorWho2022NYSEveOfTheDaleks Eve of the Daleks]]", Sarah ducks into a service elevator to escape a Dalek, only to find another one waiting for her on the floor she arrives at. As she's stuck in a GroundhogDayLoop, she just deadpans, "Top floor: Electricals, womenswear, fish tanks" before getting exterminated again.
140[[/folder]]
141
142[[folder:Ninth Floor: '''Music''', [=CDs=], Vinyl Records, Free Downloads, Musical Instruments, Sheet Music]]
143* "Love in an Elevator" by Music/{{Aerosmith}} has an introduction in the video based on this trope. The album version too:
144-->"Second floor, hardware, children's wear, lady's lingerie. Oh, good morning Mr. Tyler...[[ElevatorGoingDown going down?]]"
145* "Paco!" by Music/{{Ladytron}}.
146-->''Ground floor: ladies' clothes, sportswear, stationery\
147First floor: kitchenware, furnishings, confectionary\
148Second floor: children's toys, back to school, many more\
149Fourth floor: electronics, fake antiques, and lingerie''
150* Music/WeirdAlYankovic's "Hardware Store" song uses an extensive (and somewhat unusual) list of merchandise as the bridge.
151%%* Industrial band Coil covered the ''Series/AreYouBeingServed'' theme song on their final album. (Your guess is as good as mine.) %%Example needs context to make sense on its own.
152[[/folder]]
153
154[[folder:Tenth Floor: '''Radio''', Microphones, Sound Effects, Aliens from Outer Space]]
155* On the old Creator/AbbottAndCostello radio show, during World War II, Creator/MelBlanc (acting as WesternAnimation/BugsBunny), was an elevator operator in a department store, quoting "Cigarettes, Nylons, Rubber Tires, Gasoline, Sugar, and other picture postcards!" -- each item listed was rationed for the war effort.
156* In the ''Radio/AdventuresInOdyssey'' episode "The Last Great Adventure of the Summer", Agent Cat's Paw announces, "Top floor: Ladies' shoes, hand bags, international spies."
157[[/folder]]
158
159%%[[folder:Eleventh Floor: '''Theatre''', Plays, Musicals, I Want Songs, Chorus Members, Playbills]]
160%%* "Elevator Song (Step to the Rear of the Car, Please)" from the musical ''Top Banana'' does this with quadruple rhymes and alliteration. %%Example needs context to make sense on its own.
161%%[[/folder]]
162
163[[folder:Twelfth Floor: '''Video Games''', Controllers, Breakable Pots, Life Hearts, Healing Potions]]
164* ''Franchise/{{Halo}}''
165** The ''VideoGame/HaloCombatEvolved'' level "[[ScrappyLevel The Library]]" has a segment titled "Fourth Floor: Tools, Guns, Keys to Super Weapons".
166** ''VideoGame/HaloReach'' has section 1 of the level "Long Night of Solace": "First Floor: Beaches, Aliens, Top-Secret Launch Facilities".
167* Used in ''VideoGame/TombRaiderChronicles'':
168-->'''Zip:''' Bing! Ground floor. Depart here for gun-toting refrigerator men and long walk back upstairs!
169* Daxter in ''VideoGame/JakIIRenegade'': "Ding ding, third floor! Body chains, roach food, torture devices!"
170* ''VideoGame/GearsOfWar2'':
171-->'''Baird:''' Bottom floor! Sporting goods, lingerie, and [[HiveQueen one bitch-ass queen!]]
172* ''VideoGame/CaptainAmericaSuperSoldier'':
173-->'''Cap:''' Top floor! Ladies hosiery and anti-aircraft guns.
174* ''Videogame/PaperMarioTheOrigamiKing'' Olivia pretends to be a department store elevator announcer while she and Mario ride one up to the red streamer, saying that it's something she always wanted to do. Even if she doesn't know what a department store actually is. Sadly, this goes awry when the boss guarding the streamer sabotages the elevator before they get to the top. Olivia announces a minor delay to the "elevator passengers" as Mario tries to fix the sabotage, only for the elevator to plummet and crash directly afterward.
175-->'''Olivia:''' Now passing the Third Floor! Cosmetics, handbags, men's slacks, oranges, perfume, and camping gear.\
176'''Olivia (After the elevator gets sabotaged):'''Dearest elevator passengers, there will be a minor delay while my friend Mario takes care of this emergency.\
177'''Olivia (After the elevator crashes):'''Owww. First Floor, Absolutely flattened princesses, crushed dreams, broken glass, and athletic wear.\
178* Monkey King from ''VideoGame/Pirate101'' gives a series of these with a BreadEggsMilkSquick while ascending a traitorous Yakooza's tea house.
179-->'''Monkey King:''' First Floor! Stationary! Sportswear! Rubber mallets... and pig archers!\
180'''Monkey King:''' Second Floor! Children's toys, Kitchenware! Confectionery... and Yaketeers!\
181'''Monkey King:''' Third Floor! Molten Lead! Chopping blocks! Hot boiling oil... and evil sorcerers!\
182'''Monkey King:''' Top Floor! Frying Pans! Razor Blades! Ladies garments... wannabe Yakooza Oyobuns! Everybody out!
183* One of the stylized question-number introductions in ''VideoGame/YouDontKnowJack'' Volume 3: "15th floor: lingerie, housewares, and useless trivia."
184* In ''VideoGame/{{Warframe}}'', using a lift in the Chrysalith to access the sectors of ''Zariman 10-0'' will prompt [[https://warframe.fandom.com/wiki/Zariman_Ten_Zero/Quotes an automated announcement]] providing reminders, instructions, notices, advertisements... and [[AbusivePrecursors Orokin]] propaganda.
185-->''"Welcome to Everview Arc. [[FictionalSport Lunaro]] games are only permitted in designated zones."''\
186''"Welcome to Halako Perimeter. Do not disturb the Archimedeans."''\
187''"Welcome to Tuvul Commons. Aesthetic standards are being actively enforced."''\
188''"Welcome to The Greenway. By the will of the Seven do all things grow."''\
189''"Welcome to the Oro Works. Those who know no guilt hear no voices."''
190[[/folder]]
191
192[[folder:Thirteenth Floor: '''Web Comics''', Panels, Speech Balloons, Thought Balloons, Google Images Backgrounds]]
193* During the Battle of Azure City in ''Webcomic/TheOrderOfTheStick'', Xykon says "DING! 8th floor: Men's Outerwear, Sporting Goods, and [[NegativeSpaceWedgie Rifts in the Fabric of the Universe.]]" as he floats up the side of the tower.
194* In ''Webcomic/{{Adventurers}}'', Khrima's personal [[TheRival rival]], helping out Eternion, makes an appearance with Lumi with this line. He even appears in a cosmic elevator of some sort.
195-->'''Garshak:''' Ding! Third floor! Cookware, men's socks, battles for the fate of the universe, and giftwrapping!
196%%* [[http://www.missmab.com/Comics/Vol_806.php This]] ''Webcomic/DanAndMabsFurryAdventures'' strip. %%Example needs context beside weblinks to make sense on its own.
197* [[http://www.venisproductions.com/angelmoxie/archives/5/4/546.html This strip]] from ''Webcomic/AngelMoxie''.
198-->'''Alex:''' Top floor, big angry demon lords.
199[[/folder]]
200
201[[folder:Fourteenth Floor: '''Web Videos''', Hauls, Reviews, Commentary Tracks, Pranks, Game Plays]]
202* Paw of Website/ChannelAwesome uses "Level two! More mountains, snow, icicles, and owls!" in his LetsPlay of ''VideoGame/KingsQuestV'' [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yn22Ab5-7Rs here]].
203* Spoofed in ''WebVideo/TheSpoonyExperiment''[='s=] LetsPlay of ''VideoGame/PhantasmagoriaAPuzzleOfFlesh'' when Curtis goes to investigate the restricted basement of Wyntech.
204-->'''Spoony:''' *ding ding* Second floor: interdimensional portals and secret corporate black ops science labs!
205[[/folder]]
206
207[[folder:Fifteenth Floor: '''Western Animation''', Cartoons, Rubbery Things, Yellow People, Satire, Ponies]]
208* ''WesternAnimation/TheBatman'', "The Everywhere Man". The title villain uses "Penthouse Level! Nefarious plots, brilliant schemes, doomed heroes."
209* Flash in the ''WesternAnimation/JusticeLeague'' two-parter with Etrigan, "A Knight of Shadows".
210-->'''Flash:''' Ding! Fifth floor -- hardware, sporting goods, evil sorceresses!
211* ''WesternAnimation/SpiderManAndHisAmazingFriends'':
212-->'''Iceman:''' First floor, bees! Second floor, bees! Third floor -- ''biiiig'' bees!
213* ''WesternAnimation/TheSpectacularSpiderMan'':
214-->'''Mysterio:''' Second floor. Toys, Housewares, Superhero Defeat!
215* From ''WesternAnimation/SpiderManUnlimited'':
216-->'''Spider-Man:''' Basement level! Household linens, kitchenware, superheroes in need of breathing space!
217%%* On ''WesternAnimation/FostersHomeForImaginaryFriends'', Bloo does this while riding the house elevator with Mac. Halfway through he runs out of things to say and pesters Mac for ideas. %%Example needs context to make sense on its own.
218* In one episode of ''WesternAnimation/RockosModernLife'', Rocko announces the departments on each floor. Every floor sold "underpants".
219* In the episode "[[http://tfwiki.net/wiki/Make_Tracks Make Tracks]]" of ''WesternAnimation/TheTransformers'', Cosmos rescues an elevator full of people in freefall:
220-->'''Cosmos:''' First floor. Movie theaters, shoe stores, and fast food restaurants.
221* ''WesternAnimation/LooneyTunes'':
222** The short "WesternAnimation/HareConditioned", 1945:
223--->'''WesternAnimation/BugsBunny:''' Fifth floor! Rubber tires, sugar, bourbon, butter, and other picture postcards![[note]]A wartime joke about rationing and the rubber shortage.[[/note]]
224%%** In "Patient Porky", a [[Series/TheJackBennyProgram Rochester]] {{expy}} operates an elevator in a hospital (due to the operator being a BlackfaceStyleCaricature, these scenes were generally cut when the short was EditedForSyndication).
225--->"First floor: Acute asthma, anemia, arthritis, aches and apoplexy."\
226"Second floor: Beriberi, biliousness, bronchitis, bends and blind-staggers."\
227"Third floor: Colds, cramps, convulsions, corns, callouses, concussions and curvature of all kinds."\
228''[later]''\
229"Palsy, palpitations, pimples, pleurisy and p-neumonia."
230%%** Also affected in the edutainment cartoon "By Word of Mouse", as an American mouse and his German relative ride an elevator in a department store. %%Example needs context to make sense on its own.
231* ''WesternAnimation/AladdinTheSeries'' has the Genie pull this off in one episode after rescuing the rest of the cast; "First floor, amazing rescues, ridiculous fight scenes and happy endings!"
232* In the ''WesternAnimation/EdEddNEddy'' episode "3 Squares and an Ed", upon reaching the basement via Double-D's specially lubricated laundry chute, Eddy says:
233-->'''Eddy:''' Bottom floor: Dryer lint, paint cans, lonely socks, and mildew!\
234''[Edd lands through a different chute]''\
235'''Edd:''' ... and arachnids!
236* In one episode of ''WesternAnimation/OneHundredAndOneDalmatiansTheSeries'', the puppies (and Spot) sneak into Cruella's enormous ride-through closet, which shuttles them along as a prerecorded voice points out the various sections along the way. And the last one listed is "lingerie".
237* [[ManiacMonkeys The Monkey King]] in ''WesternAnimation/JackieChanAdventures'':
238-->"Third floor: housewares, ladies' undergarments, ''puppets''!"
239* Garfield in the ''WesternAnimation/GarfieldAndFriends'' segment "Ship Shape" occurring on a cruise ship.
240-->'''Garfield:''' Going up. Next floor: notions, lotions, oceans, commotions, and lasagna.
241* ''WesternAnimation/TaleSpin'': In "[[Recap/TaleSpinOnAWingAndABear On a Wing and a Bear]]", Baloo does this when he works as an elevator operator at a department store after failing his pilot's test.
242-->'''Baloo:''' Second floor, ladies' lengerie. Third floor, cribs and bibs.
243[[/folder]]
244
245[[folder:Sixteenth Floor: '''Real Life''', Jobs, Household Supplies, Death, Taxes]]
246* Creator/MarlonBrando, of all people, worked as an elevator operator. He quit because saying "lingerie" out loud embarrassed him.
247* In order for blind people using an elevator to know what floor they are on, elevators generally give low pings as they cross floors they are not stopping at, and much louder ones when they do stop. Some elevators automatically announce the floor number.
248[[/folder]]
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