Line #45 Main/DontBeRidiculous


1	->'''Darlene Spritzer''': What do I look like to you, some kind of used appliance?
2	->'''Sunny Jim''': Don't be ridiculous! An appliance comes with an off-switch.
3	-->-- ''WebAnimation/LoboWebseries''
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5	"... dogs come from the ''Moon'', not the Sun!"
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7	Alice says something ridiculous. Bob responds with this StockPhrase (or some close relative), then explains ''why'' Alice's statement is ridiculous. Of course, Bob's justification is either as absurd, more absurd, or otherwise not a rebuttal one would normally make to the original statement.
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9	Often, Bob is TheDitz, a {{Cloudcuckoolander}}, or a BunnyEarsLawyer. Less often, Alice is likewise one of those characters.
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11	A common variant is that Alice's original statement was an attempt to guess what Bob is planning or doing. ("So you're going to just storm the castle alone?" "Don't be absurd. I'm going to storm the castle ''carrying this marionette.'' Sheesh.")
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13	Not quite the same as the usage of the phrase by FunnyForeigner Balki Bartokomous in the sitcom ''Series/PerfectStrangers''. (He would say it when suspected of doing something wrong, but usually wouldn't follow up with a nonsensical rebuttal.)
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15	See InsaneTrollLogic. Somewhat related to VoodooShark (when RealLife fiction-creators are seen doing this themselves -- albeit not in response to a theory they find absurd). May also involve DistinctionWithoutADifference ("No, I'm not eating an eraser. I'm eating ''two'' erasers"). Compare WorryingForTheWrongReason ("Sharks? Don't be silly. The crocodiles will get you first").
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17	!!Examples:
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21	[[folder:Anime & Manga]]
22	* ''Manga/AzumangaDaioh'', after a third character [[LogicalFallacies posits that the existence of reindeer supports the existence of]] SantaClaus:
23	-->'''Tomo:''' ''Bwahahaha!'' [[EskimosArentReal This moron believes in reindeer!]]\
24	'''Yomi:''' Um... reindeer DO exist.\
25	'''Tomo:''' You can't pull that one over on me! No deer in the world could fly like that!\
26	'''Yomi:''' [[PoesLaw ...are you for real?]]
27	* ''Manga/GAGeijutsukaArtDesignClass'', when the upcoming class is doing sketches in charcoal:
28	-->'''Nodamiki:''' And you need mayonnaise too!!\
29	'''Tomokane:''' Mayonnaise?\
30	'''Nodamiki:''' So I can put it on the crusts... and eat them![[note]]Bread is used as an eraser in charcoal drawing.[[/note]]\
31	'''Tomokane:''' ''[holding up peanut butter]'' You don't use mayonnaise for the crusts!!\
32	'''Kisaragi:''' Tomokane-san, that's not what you should be arguing about!!
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35	[[folder:Comic Strips]]
36	* An old ''ComicStrip/{{Peanuts}}'' comic had Linus trying to throw rocks at the stars. Lucy eventually stops him, admonishing him with "You blockhead! What if you had ''hit'' one?!"
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39	[[folder:Fanfiction]]
40	* In ''[[https://www.fanfiction.net/s/3415504/24/Prodigy Prodigy]]'' James takes his shrunken truck out of his pocket and tosses it in the corner, where it returns to full size.
41	-->'''Andron:''' As reference, what else do you keep in your pockets? Machine guns, space stations, the Library of Congress...?\
42	'''James:''' Don't be ridiculous. I keep the Library of Congress on my cell phone.
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45	[[folder:Films — Animated]]
46	* ''WesternAnimation/AliceInWonderland'', when the Mad Hatter is "fixing" the White Rabbit's watch:
47	-->'''March Hare:''' Mustard?\
48	'''Mad Hatter:''' Mustard, yes... ''Mustard?!'' Don't let's be silly! Lemon, that's different-er.
49	* ''WesternAnimation/HeyArnoldTheMovie'': Oscar Kokoschka thinks they can save the apartment building from being demolished by camouflaging it with vanishing cream. Ernie's main objection to that is that if it rains, the cream will wash off and they'll be able to see it's still there.
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52	[[folder:Films — Live-Action]]
53	* In ''Film/MuppetTreasureIsland'', Kermit/Smollett asks who hired the crew full of obvious pirates. Everyone points to Fozzie/Trelawney, while he points to his own finger.
54	-->'''Kermit/Smollett:''' Your finger hired the crew?\
55	'''Fozzie/Trelawney:''' No, that's silly: [[ConsultingMisterPuppet The man who LIVES inside my finger]] hired the crew.
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58	[[folder:Literature]]
59	* ''Literature/BryonyAndRoses'': Before Bryony finds out why the Beast is interested in her, she comments that for all she knows he plans to sacrifice her to the moon gods at the next equinox. He tells her not to be ridiculous: sacrifices to the moon gods take place at the solstice. (Then he reminds her that he's already promised her that his plans do not include her death.)
60	* [[TheWonka Willy Wonka]] in ''Literature/CharlieAndTheChocolateFactory'' is fond of these. But given Wonka's absurdity, it goes over everyone's heads.
61	-->'''Mrs. Gloop:''' He'll be made into marshmallows in five seconds!\
62	'''Wonka:''' Impossible! Unthinkable! Inconceivable! Absurd! He could never be made into marshmallows!\
63	'''Mrs. Gloop:''' And why not, may I ask?\
64	'''Wonka:''' Because that pipe doesn't go anywhere near it! That pipe -- the one Augustus went up -- happens to lead directly to the room where I make a most delicious kind of strawberry-flavoured chocolate-coated fudge...
65	* ''Literature/{{Discworld}}'': In ''Literature/{{Jingo}}'', Colon confuses "hieroglyphs" for a type of mollusc, and when Nobby asks "so if we go any deeper, they'll be loweroglyphs" Colon tells him not to be ridiculous, because everyone knows you don't ''get'' loweroglyphs in these waters.
66	* ''Franchise/TheHitchhikersGuideToTheGalaxy'': In ''Literature/SoLongAndThanksForAllTheFish'', Arthur can't resist making the obvious ''Literature/PaddingtonBear'' reference (with a side-reference to ''Theatre/TheImportanceOfBeingEarnest'') when he learns Fenchurch's name: was she found in a handbag at Fenchurch Street Station?
67	-->'''Fenchurch:''' And the answer is no.\
68	'''Arthur:''' Fine.\
69	'''Fenchurch:''' I was conceived there.
70	* In ''Literature/RiversOfLondon'', Peter tells Toby the dog that Nightingale would probably turn him into mittens. Nightingale objects, a shorthair would make terrible mittens, but might make a nice hat.
71	* In ''Literature/TeaWithTheBlackDragon'' by Creator/RAMacAvoy, during Martha's first conversation with Mayland Long, he tells her a version of the tale of Thomas the Rhymer, which continues past the usual ending point to talk about Thomas' son. When he finishes, she remarks that he tells it with such authority she could almost believe he'd had it from Thomas in person.
72	-->"From the Rhymer?" He leaned forward and lifted his eyebrows in mock wonderment. "How could that be? ... I have the story from the boy, of course. The Rhymer's son.\
73	"Beautiful boy," he added, after a moment. "Resembled his mother."
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76	[[folder:Live-Action TV]]
77	* ''Series/DoctorWho'':
78	** [[Recap/DoctorWhoS30E12TheStolenEarth "The Stolen Earth"]]:
79	--->'''Donna:''' Are you saying bees are aliens?\
80	'''The Doctor:''' Don't be so daft. Not all of them.
81	** [[Recap/DoctorWhoS32E2DayOfTheMoon "Day of the Moon"]]:
82	--->'''River:''' Apollo 11's your secret weapon?\
83	'''The Doctor:''' No, no, it's not Apollo 11. That would be silly. [[ItMakesSenseInContext It's Neil Armstrong's foot.]]
84	** [[Recap/DoctorWho2011CSTheDoctorTheWidowAndTheWardrobe "The Doctor, the Widow and the Wardrobe"]]:
85	--->'''Lily:''' I don't understand. Is this place real? Or is it fairyland?\
86	'''The Doctor:''' Fairyland? Oh grow up, Lily! Fairyland looks completely different.
87	** [[Recap/DoctorWhoS33E2DinosaursOnASpaceship "Dinosaurs on a Spaceship"]]:
88	--->'''Brian:''' Are you saying dinosaurs are flying a spaceship?\
89	'''The Doctor:''' Brian, please! That would be ridiculous. They're probably just passengers.
90	** [[Recap/DoctorWho2012CSTheSnowmen "The Snowmen"]]:
91	--->'''Clara:''' So you can move your cloud? You can control it?\
92	'''The Doctor:''' No. No one can control clouds, that would be silly. The wind, a little bit.
93	** [[Recap/DoctorWhoS33E13TheNameOfTheDoctor "The Name of the Doctor"]]:
94	--->'''Clara:''' So, how do we get down there? Jump?\
95	'''The Doctor:''' Don't be silly. We fall.
96	** [[Recap/DoctorWhoS36E1ThePilot "The Pilot"]]:
97	--->''[after entering the TARDIS at night and exiting it somewhere else in broad daylight]''\
98	'''Bill:''' Oh my God, have we travelled in time?\
99	'''The Doctor:''' No, of course not. ''[steps aside to reveal the Sydney Opera House]'' We've travelled to Australia!
100	* ''Series/{{Fringe}}'':
101	-->''[Walter is examining a body, mentions talons]''\
102	'''Peter:''' We're looking for Big Bird.\
103	'''Walter:''' Don't be ridiculous. Perhaps a Pterodactyl...
104	* ''Series/FullHouse'':
105	-->'''Jesse:''' ''[coming into the kitchen and seeing Danny scrubbing suds between his hands]'' Joey, it's finally happened -- he's cleaning liquid soap.\
106	'''[[NeatFreak Danny]]:''' Don't be silly. I am just cleaning my rubber gloves.\
107	'''Joey:''' Danny, there is no shame in therapy...
108	* ''Series/MontyPythonsFlyingCircus'':
109	** In "Ypres 1914", the Major tries to come up with who should sacrifice himself before a charge up the line as there are five men and only rations enough for four:
110	--->'''Jenkins:''' How about "one potato, two potato"?\
111	'''Major:''' Don't be childish, Jenkins. No, I think "fisties" would be best.
112	** Two accountants make a bet with each other as to which clerk will fall past their office window next:
113	--->'''First Man:''' Come on, Parky.\
114	'''Second Man:''' Don't do it, Parky.\
115	'''First Man:''' Come on, Parky. Jump, Parky. Jump.\
116	'''Second Man:''' Come on now, be sensible, Parky.\
117	''[cut to letter]''\
118	'''Voiceover:''' Dear sir, I wish to complain about that last sketch about people falling out of tall buildings. I myself have worked in a tall building all my life and have never once---AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!! ''[cut to man falling to the ground]''
119	* ''Series/ANTFarm'': (paraphrased)
120	-->'''Son:''' Dad, do you know Batman? 'Cuz I've been trying to contact him all day. ''[shows flashlight converted into a Batsignal]''\
121	'''Dad:''' That's ridiculous. You know as well as I do that Batman lives in Gotham City!
122	* In "[[Recap/ResidentAlienS1E2Homesick Homesick]]" from ''Series/ResidentAlien'', the HughMann alien Harry Vanderspeigle calls up Max, who can see through to his true form, claiming to be a mailman who saw the alien needing town, and therefore Max doesn't need to worry about him anymore. Max, correctly suspecting him of being Harry, asks him the cost of a postage stamp. Harry replies that it's $100 and then $1,000 when he says he knows he's the alien. Max isn't stupid: he knows that stamps only $30 each.
123	* In ''Series/TwoAndAHalfMen'', Alan mocks Kandi, asking her if she knows Chester (their dog) is sad because he told her. She denies it, saying Chester keeps his feelings bottled up.
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126	[[folder:Radio]]
127	* ''Radio/TheGoonShow'' - in "The Dreaded Batter Pudding Hurler", Henry Crun and Minnie Bannister discuss shooting elephants (out of season, no less) in Sussex. The announcer then adds this:
128	-->'''Wallace Greenslade:''' Listeners who are listening will, of course, realise that Minnie and Henry are talking rubbish; as erudite people will realise, there are no elephants in Sussex. They're only found in ''Kent''...
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131	[[folder:Theatre]]
132	* ''Theatre/{{Spamalot}}'':
133	-->"Where are we going to find a shrubbery?"\
134	"Well, maybe we can build one? Out of cats."\
135	"Don't be ridiculous. Where are we going to find cats?"
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138	[[folder:Video Games]]
139	* ''VisualNovel/C14Dating'': It's possible to have Augustin crack a joke about Sherri's speciality in forensics by claiming that some of the literal skeletons in Sherri's closet are her former lovers. Sherri chides him for making the joke, then whispers the words "just my first husband".
140	* In ''VideoGame/DragonAgeOriginsAwakening'', Oghren tells [[PlayerCharacter the Warden]] that he's heard about schleets, monsters that disguise themselves as a seemingly ordinary pair of pants, then gouge out a victim's eyes. The Warden can egg him on by claiming schleets then lay eggs in the victim's eye sockets, to which he retorts "What kind of moron do you think I am? Schleets don't lay eggs!"
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143	[[folder:Webcomics]]
144	* ''Webcomic/DarthsAndDroids'', when the characters are surrounded by enemy ships:
145	-->'''Qui-Gon:''' I've got an idea!\
146	'''Obi-Wan:''' It's not SummonBiggerFish, is it?\
147	'''Qui-Gon:''' Don't be stupid! That would only take one or two hits, at most. Tell them we're bringing up a load of the Queen's laundry.
148	** Later on, on several occasions, Jim (who plays Qui-Gon) would suggest Summon Bigger Fish as a solution to the various problems they were facing. The DM would always have an objection ("You're not Qui-Gon anymore," "Luke doesn't know that power," "You're in space," etc.), but ''Summon Bigger Fish isn't an actual Jedi power in the first place.'' Ben always responds:
149	--->'''Obi-Wan:''' ''That's'' your reason for not letting him do it?
150	* In ''Webcomic/TheOrderOfTheStick'', Roy has suggested that Elan sleep, but Elan is too worried to sleep. So...
151	-->'''Roy:''' Then go play quietly with your puppet or something!\
152	'''Elan:''' Don't be ridiculous, Roy! You know [[CompanionCube Banjo]] is even more worried than I am.
153	* ''WebComic/TeamFortress2'', when Medic is talking about the Pregnancy Inductor in his medical kit, and how it could have defeated [[spoiler:classic!Heavy]] by inducing labor in the baboon uteruses he had surgically installed onto all of his men (ItMakesSenseInContext)...
154	-->'''Medic:''' ''Three'' baboons? How preposterous. The human body can gestate one, ''maybe'' two baboons at best.
155	* ''Webcomic/DumbingOfAge'': Joyce (a recovering fundie) laughs at the idea that dinosaur fossils are tests of faith. Obviously two of every dinosaur went aboard the Ark and were later hunted to extinction.
156	* From [[https://www.girlgeniusonline.com/comic.php?date=20160502#.YGpIqjFOlTt this]] ''Webcomic/GirlGenius'' strip:
157	-->'''Agatha:''' Anyone else will have to move more carefully. If they are still down here and we catch up to them, it could be dangerous.
158	-->'''Dimo:''' Ho! Dangerous for who, hey?
159	-->'''Agatha:''' That depends on ''what'' they're after and ''if'' they've found it! Maybe it's a Jager shredding machine!
160	-->'''Dimo:''' No vay. Dey ''melted dot down.''
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163	[[folder:Web Original]]
164	* When WebVideo/TheAngryVideoGameNerd played ''VideoGame/IkariWarriors'', he and the Guitar Guy (Kyle Justin) encountered a level with a large PipeMaze where the green pipes impede progress, but the yellow ones are safe to walk on. GG implies that the pipes were put there by [[Franchise/SuperMarioBros Mario]], and he's traveling through them.
165	-->'''Nerd:''' So who goes through the yellow pipes? Luigi?\
166	'''Guitar Guy:''' Don't be stupid. Shit goes through there.
167	* ''WebAnimation/HomestarRunner'':
168	** In the Halloween cartoon "Happy Hallow-Day", Strong Sad accuses [[ExtremeOmnivore The King of Town]] of [[ItMakesSenseInContext eating Halloween Night]]. The King of Town protests "You amateurs, you don't know what you're talking about. I'm on a diet! It's strictly Arbor Day and Earth Day for me this year!"
169	** In the cartoon "Cool Things", the following exchange occurs when Homestar spots Strong Sad through a pair of CoolShades covered in wet yellow paint.
170	--->'''Homestar:''' Oh, hello, Dripping Yellow Madness!\
171	'''Strong Sad:''' What? I'm Strong Sad. Dripping Yellow Madness moved away after the fifth grade.
172	* WebVideo/TheNostalgiaCritic would like to clear up something about ''WesternAnimation/{{Anastasia}}'' in his "Top 11 Villain Songs" review:
173	-->'''Critic:''' ''Anastasia'' is often referred to as a cheap Disney knock-off, but we know that isn't true. No. It was an ''expensive'' Disney knock-off.
174	* In a [[WebVideo/RoosterTeethShorts Rooster Teeth Short]] when they find that their new intern is a puppet.
175	-->'''Joel''' Is that a {{Muppet}}?\
176	'''Burnie:''' Don't be silly, Muppets are [[YouWannaGetSued trademarked]].
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179	[[folder:Western Animation]]
180	* In the ''WesternAnimation/{{Amphibia}}'' episode "The Domino Effect", Anne blames a loud noise from her new pet killerpillar on a "basement ghost".
181	-->'''Hop Pop:''' Don't be ridiculous! Basement ghosts don't sound anything like that.
182	* In the ''WesternAnimation/CodenameKidsNextDoor'' episode "Operation: D.I.A.P.E.R.", the ending has Numbuh Five tell the other kids [[TheTalk where babies come from]]. TheStinger shows the other kids reacting with disgust... except Numbuh One, who protests "Babies don't come from [[PlaceWorseThanDeath New Jersey]], they come from Philadelphia!"
183	* From the ''WesternAnimation/DarkwingDuck'' episode "Twin Beaks" when Launchpad (trying to get in touch with his aura) makes a detour in a cow pen.
184	-->'''Lanchpad:''' Okay, Twin Beaks is a quarter mile up the road, we should take a left at the second light and stop in at "Trudy's Diner". She makes a great pie and a darn good coffee.\
185	'''Darkwing:''' Ooh, did the nice cow tell you all that?\
186	'''Launchpad:''' Don't be silly, DW; this log gave me the directions. The cow just warned us not to order the coffee.
187	* ''WesternAnimation/DextersLaboratory'' had this in the CharlieAndTheChocolateParody "Golden Diskette", when Professor Hawk (a [[NoCelebritiesWereHarmed Stephen Hawking clone]] who's just a human head on a mechanical bird body) makes his big entrance.
188	-->'''Boy:''' It's a bird!\
189	'''Girl:''' It's a plane!\
190	'''Man:''' Don't be silly. It's just a man's head on a robot body.
191	* ''WesternAnimation/FanboyAndChumChum'': In "The Incredible Shrinking Fanboy", Fanboy becomes convinced he's shrinking when he sees the marks on the flower he used to measure himself have grown away from him. [[DumbassHasAPoint Chum Chum simply points out]] this was because the flower grew overnight, but Famboy convinces him that's not the case:
192	-->'''Fanboy:''' Don't be ridiculous! This is a sunflower, not a ''moon''flower!
193	* In ''WesternAnimation/JusticeLeague Unlimited'', ComicBook/TheQuestion gets accused by Supergirl of going through her trash. His response?
194	-->'''The Question:''' ''Please.'' I go through ''everyone'''s trash.
195	* This exchange from ''WesternAnimation/TheSimpsons'' episode "Lisa the Skeptic".
196	-->'''Lisa Simpson:''' If you believe in angels, then why not unicorns or sea monsters or leprechauns?\
197	'''Kent Brockman:''' Oh, that's a bunch of baloney, Lisa! Everyone knows leprechauns are extinct!
198	* ''WesternAnimation/{{Squidbillies}}'': Something has wrecked the Cuyler house.
199	-->'''Rusty:''' I think Godzilly came over here and tipped our house up off the ground!\
200	'''Early:''' Son... Son, now come on. That's impossible. Ol' Godziller he lives over 'ere in Ja-pan. An' that's a long-ass commute just fer a beatdown.
201	* ''WesternAnimation/TennesseeTuxedoAndHisTales'': Tennessee Tuxedo frequently says "Don't be ridiculous" when Chumley says something obtuse. Tennessee's ensuing thought would make as much if not less sense.
202	* In the ''WesternAnimation/{{Fangface}}'' episode "A Toothy Shark Is No Lark!", Fangs says he's always wanted to go on a Caribbean cruise in the Mediterranean. Puggsy, ever the KnowNothingKnowItAll, smugly points out that the Caribbean isn't in the Mediterranean; [[HypocriticalHumor it's in the North Pacific]]!
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