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7-> ''"How silly of me! I should have tied you to my bed."''
8-->-- '''Nurse Edna''', ''VideoGame/ManiacMansion''
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10THIS is one lady that menopause didn't totally turn off.
11
12The DistaffCounterpart to the DirtyOldMan. Although the occasional swat or pinch on the bottom is not out of the question for the Dirty Old Woman, it's uncommon for her to grope or otherwise make lewd contact in the way that her male counterpart would. Instead, she'll do things like make DoubleEntendre-laden references to an "adventurous" past. In some cases, such a character will be [[CrosscastRole played by a guy in drag]]. This is also a popular characterisation of a brothel's madame.
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14This character is almost always PlayedForLaughs, often as an AbhorrentAdmirer of some sort. When they show up in a DarkerAndEdgier show, which is rare, they're often used to show the unfortunate fate of women [[AllWomenAreLustful who let their sex drives lead their lives]] or, inversely, the result of [[AllWomenArePrudes too much prudishness]].
15
16Compare with MrsRobinson who is younger, [[SilverFox prettier]] and still sexually active and doesn't have much problem seducing a younger guy.
17
18'''Administrivia/NoRealLifeExamplesPlease'''
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20[[noreallife]]
21----
22!!Examples:
23[[foldercontrol]]
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25[[folder:Advertising]]
26* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SmvHvI4TdRg This]] Sprite commercial. (NSFW) Watch [[SchmuckBait if you dare]]... [[RussianReversal After that, in Communist Poland]], [[BrainBleach Brain Bleach will need YOU!!]]
27* The Agent Provocateur ad, with Kylie on a mechanical bull, GIVING A REALLY OLD WOMAN A LAPDANCE. The old woman is...worryingly into it, and then when Kylie says [[RagingStiffie "If there are any men in the audience, can they please stand up?"]] the old woman cackles, saying "I THOUGHT SO!"
28* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JPKLB4EbAuA This]] Dutch TV station commercial is a BasicInstinctLegsCrossingParody with an elderly woman replacing Sharon Stone. [[AbhorrentAdmirer The cops are not amused]].
29[[/folder]]
30
31[[folder:Anime & Manga]]
32* Otome's grandmother in ''Manga/CherryJuice'' would qualify for some simply for being committed to getting Otome and her [[NotBloodSiblings step-brother]] together romantically. She cements her status in one scene where she and Otome are trying to listen through Minami's door after he brought home a girl from school, expecting that something racy was going on. When Otome leaned on the door too hard and fell into the room, Granny was standing at the ready with her camera in hand.
33* ''Anime/FullmetalAlchemist2003'' has [[spoiler: Dante,]] but it’s not PlayedForLaughs in the slightest. [[spoiler: Dante, who has been using [[PoweredByAForsakenChild Philosopher’s Stones]] to [[GrandTheftMe switch bodies]] with [[Really700YearsOld far younger women]], tries to get it on with Ed just to one-up his father and her former lover Hohenheim. Considering her [[FanDisservice body is rotting]] due to PossessionBurnout and she plans to possess [[TheWoobie Rose]] to accomplish this, it’s not sexy in the slightest. ]]
34->'''[[spoiler: Dante: I want to be loved by the son of Honenheim…]]'''
35* Dama from ''Anime/HareGuu'' is a ridiculous example of this.
36* In the film adaptation of ''Anime/HowlsMovingCastle'', the Witch of the Waste is this. Young men are so cute, indeed.
37* The Stripping Hag from ''Manga/HozukisCoolheadedness'' not only likes young men, she also promotes her own photo collection. '''[[FanDisservice Nude one]]'''.
38* Iono from ''Manga/IonoTheFanatics'' isn't actually that old, but fits this trope to a T, other than the fact that the objects of her affection are girls.
39* In ''Manga/JojosBizarreAdventureStardustCrusaders'', [[OldSuperhero Joseph]] accidentally peeps into a bathroom stall on a woman like this, who instantly becomes obsessed with him and tries to seduce him. HilarityEnsues.
40** "'''OH MY GOOOOOD!!!'''"
41* Shizuku in ''Manga/NewGame'' is a slightly younger than usual example; but she is still the oldest lady of the principle cast who openly lusts after her younger co-workers, often '''right in front of them'''.
42* Rose from Nebraska to a small degree. She has no trouble talking about her torrid past, calling her husband's dead sister a whore, or flashing an old boyfriends tombstone.
43* Sumire Ryuzaki from ''Manga/ThePrinceOfTennis'' is often portrayed like this in doujinshi. The BeachEpisode OAV also toys with the idea, for a mix of [[FanDisservice squick and]] [[RuleOfFunny laughs]]. (Though to be fair, [[IWasQuiteALooker she]] ''[[IWasQuiteALooker was]]'' [[IWasQuiteALooker pretty when young]], and otherwise is an excellent and well-respected TeamMom and SternTeacher).
44* In the AnimatedAdaptation of ''Manga/RanmaOneHalf'', Dr. Tofu's mother gropes the buttocks of his son's potential brides to check their pelvises, as she's a firm believer that the bigger and firmer the pelvis, the better a woman will be at [[IWantGrandkids popping out kids to perpetuate the Tofu bloodline]].
45* Charlotte B. Lord, the school principal in ''Literature/UnlimitedFafnir'' is one. Made much more hilarious because she resembles a ten year old girl. But she has no qualms about telling Yuu, the main hero, to go peeking at the girls with her while they're having a physical exam. She is usually kept in check by her assistant Micah.
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48[[folder:Architecture]]
49* The [[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sheela_na_Gig Sheela-Na-Gig]] is probably another early example of this. Music/PJHarvey later wrote a song about it on ''Music/{{Dry}}''.
50[[/folder]]
51
52[[folder:Comedy]]
53* Creator/ClorisLeachman makes this part of her act. This was exemplified in the Creator/ComedyCentral [[TheRoast Roast]] of Creator/BobSaget - "I am not here to roast Bob Saget. [[http://www.ebaumsworld.com/video/watch/974767/ I am here to fuck John Stamos!]]" She wound up getting a full-on kiss from him.
54** Her bit as a whole fell under this as well, since she got her start from the bottom, doing nothing but improv - "Just me [[BestialityIsDepraved and the donkey]]."
55* Stand-up comic Creator/GrandmaLee's act revolves around this, as seen on ''Series/AmericasGotTalent''. She made several lewd advances at the male judges as part of her routine.
56* A lot of dirty-old-woman routines owe a great deal to Jackie "Moms" Mabley.
57* Creator/JoBrand. It's particularly obvious if you watch ''Series/{{QI}}'', since she's frequently the one making the most dirty jokes.
58[[/folder]]
59
60[[folder:Comic Books]]
61* WhiteDwarfStarlet cum CoolOldLady Danke Scoen in ''ComicBook/LoriLovecraft''. She makes no secret of her fondness for handsome young studs, and one of her first remarks to Lori is to ask her what her boyfriend Allen is like in bed.
62* [[Characters/MarvelComicsMystique Mystique]] is a definitely not-Played for Laughs case as she frequently shows depraved sexual interest in characters far, far younger than herself such as X-23. In ''Worst X-Man Ever'' she forcefully kisses the protagonist Bailey who’s underage, making it a case of sexual assault upon a minor.
63* [[Characters/NewGodsApokolips Granny Goodness]], ComicBook/{{Darkseid}}’s minion DependingOnTheWriter is either: the {{squick}} variation of this when she gets clear sexual pleasure out of torturing and fighting people while coming up with pet names for them like an actual grandma (she called Harley her “little lamb love dove chestnut of my heart”), or the softer variation of just lightly hitting men like Scott who are physically young enough to be her grandsons though the latter can still be seen as creepy given how vile she is the rest of the time. Her relationship with her Furies whom she raised and gave TrainingFromHell is also often ''way too'' close for comfort.
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66[[folder:Comic Strips]]
67* ''ComicStrip/{{Garfield}}'': Jon's elderly neighbor Reba on [[https://www.gocomics.com/garfield/1987/03/15 two]] [[https://www.gocomics.com/garfield/1984/09/16 occasions]] has shown interest in seeing Jon naked.
68* Mother Anderson from ''ComicStrip/MadamAndEve'' dips into this on occasion, such as the time the cast [[http://www.madamandeve.co.za/cartoons/me000782.gif visited a nude beach.]]
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71[[folder:Fanfiction]]
72%%* Star Sparkle in ''FanFic/DividedRainbow''. Not to mention ''[[https://www.fimfiction.net/story/70619/no-room-for-regret No Room For Regret,]]'' and ''[[https://www.fimfiction.net/story/57315/the-xenophiles-guide-to-equestria The Xenophile's Guide To Equestria.]]''
73* [[https://www.fanfiction.net/s/2292470/1/We-Found-Paradise-Kind-of This]] ''Anime/WolfsRain'' fic portrays Toboe's grandmother as this towards Kiba. Needless to say, Kiba is far from amused.
74* In ''Fanfic/PokemonResetBloodlines'', Blaine installed anti-peeping measures on ''both'' sides of the hot springs of the Big Riddle Inn. According to his granddaughter, he did so because it was an old woman who tried to sneak in a screwdriver to peep on the other side.
75* ''FanFic/ARabbitAmongWolves'': This is brutally deconstructed with Elizabeth Tanner, the owner of the SDC Lumber Yard Jaune infiltrates. Her actions-forcing herself on Faunus employees and using the FantasticRacism of the setting to get away with it-is as horrific as possible, and Jaune is deeply hurt after falling victim to her advances.
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78[[folder:Films -- Animated]]
79* ''WesternAnimation/Cars1'': Lizzie is an old Ford Model T who slaps stickers onto the rear bumpers of unsuspecting male cars, refers to Lightning [=McQueen=] as a "sexy hot rod," and at one point is quite obviously enjoying the show of watching [=McQueen=] toil as he's repairing Radiator Springs' main street.
80* In ''WesternAnimation/{{Mulan}}'', Mulan's grandmother, who's a jokester and snarker in general, also has shades of this. When she first sees [[MrFanservice Shang]], she yells "Sign me up for the next war!"
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83[[folder:Films -- Live Action]]
84* ''Film/{{Bananas}}'': An old woman (who had been threatened by two thugs) reads Mellish's discarded copy of porno mag Orgasm with a huge smile.
85* Rose Delvecchio in ''Film/DesertHeat'' enjoys peeping on threesomes through windows, shooting liquor straight from the bottle, and praising the lord.
86* There is, of course, the Professor's elderly grandmother in the Eddie Murphy remake of ''Film/{{The Nutty Professor|1996}}'', who goes into anecdotes about her uhhh... ''past'', over dinner. And then there's ''[[{{Squick}} that one scene]]'' in the sequel...
87* The [[Creator/JudiDench old lady]] that Jack fondles in the London carriage in ''Film/PiratesOfTheCaribbeanOnStrangerTides''. "Is that it?"
88* Max Bialystock's nameless "client" (credited as "Hold Me-Touch Me") in the opening scene of the original version of ''Film/TheProducers''. Creator/EstelleWinwood, the actress who played her, was later quite vocal in stating her displeasure with the role and the movie.
89* In ''Film/YesMan'', there's an old woman in the protagonist's apartment complex who seduces attractive men by asking them to fix something at her house. Despite her appearance, she apparently gives very good head.
90* All of Creator/MaeWest's roles in her later films.
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93[[folder:Jokes]]
94* It seems that three old ladies were standing at a bus stop when along came a flasher and opened his raincoat. Well, the first old lady had a stroke. The second old lady had a stroke. The third old lady tried to have a stroke but her arms were too short.
95* A college student was low on cash, and saw no other way than resorting to prostitution to make a quick buck. He advertized his services in a newspaper, saying 1 go with him on the bed costs $100 , 1 go on the couch would cost $50, and 1 go on the floor costs $25 . An elderly and lonely lady saw the advert, and went to the student's home with 100 $. The young man asked her "So, it will be one go on the bed?" The old lady replied with a snicker: "Not at all, handsome, [[DidNotThinkThisThrough make it 4 steamy times on the floor]]!"
96* A man is walking through the forest when he encounters a crone. "Oh, my", says the crone, "I guess you're gonna ravish me now, sonny?" "Wasn't dreaming to, granma", answers the man, "have no fear." [[BlackComedyRape "Don't reckon you've got much of a choice, sonny." says the crone, leveling her double-barreled shotgun on him]].
97* Did you hear about the two old ladies who went for a tramp in the woods? [[AbhorrentAdmirer He ran away.]]
98* Two older ladies go to the greengrocer and ask for two green bananas.
99-->"Sorry, ladies, I can only sell them in bunches. But I do have one with only three bananas on it."\
100The ladies look at each other, one shrugs and says "Well, I suppose we can always eat the third one."
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103[[folder:Literature]]
104* The old woman in Voltaire's ''Literature/{{Candide}}'' fits this pretty well, somewhat more so in the musical than the novel.
105* The ur-example in English is probably the Wife of Bath from ''Literature/TheCanterburyTales'', who is five times married. It is a bit hard to tell her exact age, though, as her first marriage was at 12 or so. Potentially, she might be more like some of Mae West's characters who lean in the Mrs. Robinson direction. We do know that she was twice the age of her last husband -- but it's possible he was in his teens and she was in her thirties.
106* ''Literature/{{Discworld}}'':
107** Nanny Ogg is a perfect example of this and arguably has some inspiration from the Wife of Bath. Her favorite conversational topic is the "single entendre."
108** Topsy Lavish from ''Literature/MakingMoney'' is practically Nanny Ogg on crutches. She tries to reassure Moist "I don't bite," but Moist can tell by the look in her eye that if one is into that kind of thing, just let her know and give her a few minutes to put her dentures in...
109* Iris Wildthyme in the ''Franchise/DoctorWhoExpandedUniverse'', although whether she physically matches the description depends on [[TheNthDoctor the incarnation]]. The Creator/BerylReid incarnation certainly fits the bill, the Barbarella and Shirley Bassey ones not so much, and the Katy Manning Iris is more of a MrsRobinson.
110* The titular character in Creator/RoaldDahl's ''The Landlady'' is heavily implied to be this. The bad kind. Poor, poor hapless Billy Weaver.
111* ''Franchise/StarWarsLegends'': The ''[[Literature/TheHanSoloTrilogy The Hutt Gambit]]'' has a grotesquely funny scene of a young Han Solo being leered at by an elderly Twi'lek bag lady when he and Chewbacca first arrive on the "Smugglers' Moon" of Nar Shaddaa. Apparently, Han was sickened more by the woman's advanced age than by the fact that she was a head-tentacled alien, since Humans and Twi'leks can successfully interbreed in the ''Star Wars'' universe.
112* Grandma Mazur in the ''Literature/StephaniePlum'' books. When a man exposes himself to Stephanie and Grandma Mazur, Grandma offers to try touching the rather excited man. He ''wilts''.
113* Queen Tatiana from ''Literature/VampireAcademy'', is in her sixties and has maintained relationships with men forty years younger than her.
114* ''Literature/DarkShores'': Teriana's aunt Yedda is an elderly sailor who likes watching young legionnaires exercising on board of her ship and making them uncomfortable by [[WolfWhistle whistling at them]]. Teriana is appalled.
115* ''Literature/AlwaysComingHome'' mentions Marigold, who used to dance the Moon (an annual orgy festival) almost until her death, usually picking some young boy afraid to approach a woman he actually liked.
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117
118[[folder:Live-Action TV]]
119!!!'''In General:'''
120* British comedies seem to love the concept of the rapacious landlady.
121** In ''Series/GimmeGimmeGimme'' there is Beryl, a retired prostitute who never misses a chance to be crude.
122** ''Series/{{Spaced}}'' has Marsha, a raddled alcoholic who has an arrangement with one of her tenants.
123!!!'''By Series:'''
124* Betty the Auld Slapper in the Scottish sketch show ''Series/ChewinTheFat''. Usually seen relating her experiences of wartime life to a local historian, who was hoping for more about coping with rationing and the Blitz, and less about sleeping with G.I.s. She also has a tattoo that reads "I love Willie".
125-->'''Care worker''': Who's Willie?\
126'''Betty''': Anybody's willie.
127* ''Series/DoctorWho'': The bus full of old people in [[Recap/DoctorWhoS30E17E18TheEndOfTime "The End of Time"]]. Minnie "The Menace" Hooper in particular; she even gropes the Doctor.
128** Lady Cassandra counts, considering she enjoys feeling herself when she possesses The Doctor and Rose.
129%%* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w0K-yFjbjMk This]] member of the audience in ''Series/DrewCareysImprovAGanza''.
130* ''Series/AlloAllo'' has its fair share of perverts and the female characters are no exception. Madame Fanny la Fan is often known to make randy comments and on one occasion, when her daughter pulls up her bedsheets to prevent her from watching the British Airmen undressing, she pushes her out of the way with her cane to get a clearer view.
131* ''Series/FamilyMatters'': Elderly Mama Winslow takes daughter-in-law Harriet and Harriet's sister Rachel to a Chippendales-like establishment, and is greeted cheerfully by several of the waiters and dancers, indicating that she's a regular customer.
132* ''Series/{{Frasier}}'': As part of her community service, Roz works at a retirement home where she bonds with an elderly woman who reveals she hacked the computer system so she'll get sponge baths from a young and attractive male nurse. When the guy shows up for her next bath the woman shoos Roz out of the room so she can have him to herself.
133* ''Series/{{Friends}}'': While clearing out the closet in Monica's spare bedroom Chandler finds a pair of [[KinkyCuffs black, fluffy handcuffs]] and, eventually, pictures of them being used by Monica's grandmother (the original occupant of the apartment). On seeing the pictures Monica loudly declares that "Nana liked it ''rough''!"
134* An episode of ''Series/FullHouse'' had a trio of old ladies gawking and leering at a pants-less Danny.
135* The comedy sketch show ''Series/HarryEnfieldAndChums'' featured a pair of characters officially named "The Lovely Wobbly Randy Old Ladies". Catchphrase: "Young man! At our age!", said in response to anything that can even vaguely be considered a DoubleEntendre. They are even shown ravishing the men on a few occasions - and working for a sex line. All played for laughs, naturally.
136* In the TV series of ''Series/GameOfThrones'', [[CoolOldLady Olenna Tyrell]] seems to enjoy giving this image, best exemplified by this conversation with Varys (who by the way is a eunuch). She is also very fond of reminiscing about her seductive days.
137-->'''Olenna''': Are you here to seduce me?\
138'''Varys''': A little obvious perhaps...\
139'''Olenna''': Oh no '''please''', seduce away! It's been ''so'' long. But I rather think it's all for naught; what happens when the non-existent bumps against the decrepit ''(Varys looks down at his groin and up again in shock)''... a question for the philosophers.
140* None of the leads on ''Series/TheGoldenGirls'' are averse to talking about their sex lives (or, with the exception of Sophie, [[DecemberDecemberRomance having sex]]), though Blanche Devereaux takes the part further than anyone else.
141* One episode of ''Series/{{House}}'' involves an old lady who hit on House throughout the episode. Another involves a couple of ostensibly Dirty Old People, although the both of them later came back individually to ask House to do something about the other's libido.
142* An episode of ''Series/LawAndOrderSpecialVictimsUnit'' had the detectives investigating the rape and murder of an elderly woman who turned out to have had ''several'' lovers--one of whom was only 20-something--thus revealing her to be this.
143* The ''Series/LegendsOfTheSuperheroes'' special "The Roast" has Captain Marvel's enemy Aunt Minerva accompanied by shirtless, muscular men as well as attempting to get one of the male superheroes to be her husband. She picks Captain Marvel (apparently unaware that his true form Billy Batson is just a boy), but all she gets from him is a kiss that enables her to take on a more youthful form after saying "Shazam".
144* Agnes Brown the titular Mrs. Brown of ''Series/MrsBrownsBoys'' is one, and is played by series creator Brendan O'Carroll in drag; her best friend Winnie [=McGoogan=] is one as well, though she's played by O'Carroll's real life sister.
145* [[CookingShow Paula Deen]], or at least her television persona, often embodies this, especially on ''Paula's Party''. She even flirted with Clay Aiken ''after'' he was out of the closet. And then there's the time she rode Robert Irvine like a horse...
146* In ''Series/SavedByTheBell'', a lot of older women went to the beach to check out [[MrFanservice A.C. Slater]] work as a lifeguard.
147* In the ''Series/{{Smallville}}'' episode "Crusade", both Lois Lane and an old woman enjoy the view of a naked Clark Kent.
148* In ''Series/{{Supernatural}}'', Gertrude Case spent her whole debut flirting with and groping Sam Winchester while the Winchester brothers were attempting to steal an artifact from the Pine Seas Maritime Museum.
149* ''Series/{{Thanks}}'': Grammy gets excited when she talks about women being raped by pirates. Later, she refuses to marry Burnaby without first finding out how good he is in bed.
150* ''Series/WhoseLineIsItAnyway''"
151** This was one of the "Weird Newscasters". The (female) improviser said, "You make me feel like a nubile teen," to which Colin replied, "You're...''you're kidding yourself.''"
152** In one of the 'Party Quirks' games, Wayne Brady's role was 'determined little old lady who likes tight butts'.
153* In ''Series/WaitingForGod'', Diana explains that this trope is a symptom of women living longer than men, that when you have passed sixty five men are a rare commodity and if you touch hers then that is the only way you will perceive him for the rest of your life, does she make herself clear?
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156[[folder:Music]]
157* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9IPDOB4yzzo&feature=channel This]] parody of Music/KatyPerry's "I Kissed A Girl."
158* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pb19JwNhfGo&feature=relmfu "Grandma Got a Facebook".]]
159* At least some versions of "Does Your Chewing Gum Lose It's Flavour on the Bedpost Overnight?" by Lonnie Donegan:
160-->One night old Granny Stead\
161Stuck gum around her bed.\
162Plastic rollers,\
163All that chewing without molars.\
164A prowler in the night.\
165Got stuck on gran's bed, right?\
166Ol' granny leapt up in the air\
167Shouted out Tonight's the night!!
168* [[DarkWave Deine Lakaien]]'s ''Cupid Disease'' is about that:
169--> do you know your age\
170what an extravagance\
171you are nearing the end\
172am i feeling too well\
173yes you have to be ill\
174nobody loves you\
175nobody loves you\
176nobody loves you when you are old\
177and hot\
178[[/folder]]
179
180[[folder:Professional Wrestling]]
181* The late Mae Young in the Wrestling/{{WWE}}, who died at the age of 90, made regular attempts to expose her breasts (and [[FanDisservice succeeded]] at the 2000 ''Royal Rumble''), made out with any male wrestler she can get her hands on and even gave birth to a HAND she conceived with Wrestling/MarkHenry, which eventually led to [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rn2uZ9eKDio one of the most shocking]] {{Brick Joke}}s in WWE history. It was a pretty sad and even unfair presentation, since Young [[IWasQuiteTheLooker had been reasonably attractive when she started wrestling in her teens in the 1930s]]. Not surprisingly however since WWE gave their Fabulous Moolah, their first women's champion, the same [[TheGimmick gimmick]] (though not to the extremes taken with Young)
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184[[folder:Theatre]]
185* Creator/{{Aristophanes}} sometimes used such characters, such as in one notable instance where women take over the government of Athens and institute a rule that a young man must sleep with an older woman in order to be married, and thus a young male character is chased around by a crone. As Aristophanes lived in UsefulNotes/AncientGreece, this makes it OlderThanFeudalism.
186* Creator/GilbertAndSullivan, inspired by the dame figure of pantomime which is played by a man, frequently featured repulsive older women chasing after young male characters.
187* Creator/WilliamShakespeare's ''Theatre/RomeoAndJuliet'' tends to present Juliet's nurse this way, potentially inspired by the Wife of Bath. However, the text's references to her biography, particularly the fact that she was a wet nurse for the 14-year-old Juliet, establish her as actually in her mid-30s. Thus, she was almost certainly intended as a [[SassySecretary "saucy maid"]] stock character rather than a crone.
188* In Stephen Sondheim's ''Theatre/SweeneyTodd'' (the musical, not the movie), the character of the Old Beggar Woman is an especially dirty example, though she is most likely not doing it because of sexual attraction, but because she figures out that being a hooker probably earns her more money than simply begging. She has such memorable lines as
189-->''"Hey boy, sailor boy,\
190Want it snuggly harboured?\
191Open me gate, but dock it straight,\
192I see it lists to starboard!''
193* Berthe from the musical ''Theatre/{{Pippin}}''.
194* Brenda from ''Theatre/{{Road}}''.
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196
197[[folder:Video Games]]
198* Wendy Oldbag of ''Franchise/AceAttorney'' is an elderly woman who has the hots for Miles Edgeworth, Jack Hammer, and Juan Corrida, all men in their 20s or 30s.
199* Sharma Salsa, the *ahem* amateur film producer who gives Ajay all the racing sidequests in ''VideoGame/FarCry4''. She thinks he's very attractive and lets him know about it with some very suggestive gestures, despite the fact she's probably old enough to be his mom. Also, it's all but outright stated that she's a former porn star. What? You're honestly naive enough to believe Sharma Salsa is her birth name?
200* Pipra from ''VideoGame/InfiniteSpace'', who constantly mentions to [[PrettyBoy Yuri]] about "paying with his body". A bartender even notes this in one of the jobs.
201* In ''VideoGame/LoveAndPies'', Amelia's great-aunt Esme is too "interested" in her and Joe's first date and assumes that the birds and the bees happened between them. Amelia reprimands her for wanting the dirty details [[NotInFrontOfTheKid right in front of her kid daughter Kate]], when the date itself was actually innocent. When Joe tells Esme that he wore nothing to the date, she immediately assumes that he and Amelia had "the birds and bees" going on when Joe meant that he wore "nothing ''important''", meaning that he didn't dress fancy for the date.\
202\
203Esme also thinks that Edwina is "intelligent, successful, and pretty sexy" when she finds out that the latter once dated Joe, [[AgeGapRomance who's much younger than her since she's around Amelia's mother's age]], to Amelia's disgust.
204* As per the page quote, Nurse Edna from ''VideoGame/ManiacMansion''. Not only does she deliver the quoted line when capturing one of the boys (and "You're lucky you aren't a boy" to the girls), but she also responds to an apparent prank phone call with "There's no heavy breathing. Let me show you how to do it." This behavior persists in ''VideoGame/DayOfTheTentacle'', where she's an AbhorrentAdmirer to the college-aged Bernard.
205* Matriarch Aethyta from ''VideoGame/MassEffect2'', the bartender on Illium. Especially when she says "Sorry, no sex; just cleaned the bar!"
206** And in [[VideoGame/MassEffect3 the third game]] has several [[Funny/MassEffect gems]] where, among other things, she uses the phrase "useful as tits on a Hanar" and mentions that she's had at least one daughter with one, and her starry eyed reminiscing about [[spoiler:Benezia]]'s [[BuxomBeautyStandard amazing rack]], complete with a WolfWhistle. And when she makes Liara's infatuation with Shepard (which may or may not be reciprocated), sound "tawdry" in Liara's words, she says that if you're doing it all civilized then you're not doing it right.
207** Samara is a downplayed example, but she freely admits that she's had lots of carefree sex before her days as a [[KnightTemplar Justicar]]. If [[PlayableCharacter Shepard]] asks about a romance with her, she turns him/her down, but is flattered by the idea and thinks about it.
208* In the Delta episode of ''VideoGame/PokemonOmegaRubyAndAlphaSapphire,'' Zinnia's grandmother tells the player that she sees Steven as a "silver haired dreamboat" despite Steven being in his ''mid 20s.''
209* In ''VideoGame/StarWarsKnightsOfTheOldRepublic'', some of Kreia's dialogue is downright filthy by the standards of the [[Franchise/StarWars GFFA]], especially if you're [[PlayerCharacter playing a male]].
210* ''VideoGame/WolfensteinTheNewOrder'' and prequel ''The Old Blood'' both have a Nazi character who crosses this with TheBaroness. ''The New Order'' has Frau Engel, who is a concentration camp warden with a much younger, meeker and submissive male lover she dotes on. ''The Old Blood'' has Helga von Schrabbs, who gets very flirtatious with the player character at one point, and who is also an incredibly foul-mouthed raging LadyDrunk.
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214* ''Webcomic/{{Digger}}'' has Boneclaw Mother, the elder leader of the local tribe of hyenas. She's a fan-favorite character because of this trope, and her general irreverence for her tribe's traditions. "I'm not getting any younger here!"
215-->'''Boneclaw Mother:''' Shadebones here has this ''one'' nephew, and ''Hare's Ghost'', if I were thirty years younger...\
216'''Shadebones:''' You're ''blind''. You can't even see him. \
217'''Boneclaw Mother:''' He ''smells'' adorable. \
218'''Shadebones:''' [[LampshadeHanging You're a vile old woman.]]
219* From ''Webcomic/DanAndMabsFurryAdventures'', we have [[http://missmab.com/Cast/kria.php Kria Soulstealer]], and the defense offers [[http://www.missmab.com/Comics/Vol_944.php these]] [[http://www.missmab.com/Comics/Vol_960.php as]] [[http://www.missmab.com/Comics/Vol_969.php evidence]].
220* ''Webcomic/GirlGenius'': When Tarvek, disguised as a servant, makes a joke about his grandmother whipping him for impertinance, she cheerfully states that he sounds "just like his grandfather" making Tarvek wish for BrainBleach. Simon Voltaire calls her a "scheming flirt" as an InsultOfEndearment, implying she's always been like this.
221* ''Webcomic/SomethingPositive'' has this little gem.
222-->'''Little Old Lady:''' [[http://www.somethingpositive.net/sp04292005.shtml Y'know Davan, some of us Grandmas are good at more than baking cookies]].
223* Hazel's [[spoiler:former]] neighbor in ''Webcomic/GirlsWithSlingshots'' apparently has [[http://www.girlswithslingshots.com/comic/gws623/ BDSM-themed Christmas parties with strippers]].
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227* The character "Granny_Bacon" fulfilled this role in ''WebVideo/ShadowOfIsraphel'', having a crush on LetsPlay/SimonLane's Honeydew alter-ego and sleeping with him off panel. During [[spoiler:her funeral]], Father Braeburn mentions that in [[spoiler:her last confession]] she admitted to sleeping with Honeydew constantly.
228* [[Blog/AskHoopsAndDumbbell Hoops and Dumbbell's]] neighbour fits the bill, asking without a hint of shame if it's true what they say about a Pegasus' wingspan. Then giddily congratulating Dumbbell when he suggests that yes, it is.
229* In ''WebVideo/HellsingUltimateAbridged'', the Queen of England is said to have been in a relationship with Alucard back in World War II, which she immediately confirms upon seeing Alucard again after almost 70 years. And then she starts filrting with him, right in the presence of Integra, Maxwell, and Sir Penwood.
230-->'''Queen:''' ''(with Alucard kneeling before her)'' Well, well, well. If it isn't Allie. Your skin is still as smooth as the day I felt it on my own.\
231'''Alucard:''' You know it. Reminds me of when I'd keep your bed warm during the Blitz. \
232'''Queen:''' Those were better days. [[MayflyDecemberRomance I was younger, beautiful...]]\
233'''Alucard:''' Ah, shut up you old hag, I'd still wreck you like Diana.\
234'''Queen:''' ''(soft laughter)'' Oh, you know ''exactly'' what to say to moisten me up.\
235'''Sir Penwood:''' ''(offscreen)'' [[ScreamingAtSquick ARGH! I CAN NEVER HAVE SEX AGAIN!]]
236* Lunch Lady Belinda from ''WebAnimation/TheMostPopularGirlsInSchool''; think [[Franchise/AceAttorney Wendy Oldbag]] from the above example, but a bit younger, way cruder, and bisexual.
237* ''WebVideo/DreamMachine'': Priscilla De Marco in 1.03. ''[[https://youtu.be/SEybXnzFFyw Change or Die]]''. She hits on Ryan rather aggressively, though he’s still struggling with his shift to appealing mostly to the older generation.
238* LetsPlay/{{Lucahjin}} isn't quite Grandma age yet, but she is in her [=40s=]. She also [[OlderThanTheyLook looks like she's in her 20s]] and [[VulgarHumor has the sense of humor of a 13-year-old boy]]. She ''loves'' to take completely innocent situations and dialogue in games and [[InnocentInnuendo twist them into being raunchy]], is rather shameless in using [[HelloInsertNameHere nameable characters]] to invoke VideoGamePerversityPotential (such as [[RunningGag naming any horses she has "My Balls"]]), will often give characters who ''aren't'' nameable crude nicknames anyway, and is definitely not afraid to admit [[PerverseSexualLust when she thinks a character is hot]] (which, due to the vast majority of video game characters being idealized and Lucah being pansexual, happens quite often).
239* [[https://kaidaned.tumblr.com/post/156475016083 This Tumblr user]] describes helping a 70+ lady at Gamestop who'd played through ''VideoGame/TheWitcher3'' to 100% completion, despite hating the mechanics, solely because [[EatingTheEyeCandy she was attracted to Geralt]] and now wanted something else with a hot male lead. The submitter suggested ''VideoGame/{{Uncharted}}''.
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243* Gorgeous Gal in the Woody Woodpecker cartoon ''WesternAnimation/AFineFeatheredFrenzy''. She takes out an ad in the paper saying she is beautiful, rich, has plenty of food and desires to meet and marry a young man. She even includes the pocket change needed to call her in the ad. Gorgeous Gal seduces Woody with her sexy voice on the phone and assures him she loves woodpeckers. So he agrees to come over and plans to marry her. Unfortunately it turns out she's an overweight and elderly anthropomorphic bird. Finding Woody cute, Gorgeous Gal kisses him repeatedly and flirts with him nonstop while he flees in terror. She still forces him to marry her and takes him on their honeymoon on the same day since she couldn't wait to make love to him.
244* The [[EveryoneCallsHimBarkeep "World's Oldest Woman"]] of ''WesternAnimation/{{Histeria}}'' has frequently flirted with younger men.
245* Grandma Butternut From the Canadian cartoon ''Numb Chucks''.
246* The grandma in Creator/TexAvery's ''WesternAnimation/RedHotRidingHood'', pursuing poor Wolfie when he's clearly not interested. What do you expect? She runs a brothel! She locks him in her apartment and chases him with puckered lips. The same thing happens to the Wolf in "WesternAnimation/SwingShiftCinderella" with an elderly Fairy Godmother that tries to jump his bones. The Wolf does kiss her on the lips once by mistake, only intensifying her lust.
247* Ms. Buttloaves from ''WesternAnimation/TheRenAndStimpyShow'', Ren is usually the object of her desire.
248* Granny from ''WesternAnimation/{{Squidbillies}}''. She built a monster out of human corpses to keep as a friend with benefits, and forged an ancient love letter and faked a coma to try and sleep with the ghost of Robert E. Lee.
249* In ''WesternAnimation/RobotChicken'', the grandmother from ''Little Red Riding Hood'' is reimagined as this. Apparently, Little Red was a ''prostitute'' that she ordered. When the Big Bad Wolf shows up instead, she assumes he's the prostitute and [[BlackComedyRape forces herself on him.]]
250* ''WesternAnimation/TheVentureBrothers'' in the episode "Guess who's coming to State Dinner" Mrs. Manstrong is an example of this.
251* Dolores-Day Crocker, the mother of [[EvilTeacher Denzel Crocker]] from ''WesternAnimation/TheFairlyOddParents''. She's single and often flirty and aggressive towards some of the male characters she tries to date. In one episode, [[{{Catfishing}} she posed as a young, beautiful girl]] [[DatingServiceDisaster on a dating site]], [[ItMakesSenseInContext successfully getting married to Vicky's boyfriend who was wished up by Timmy]].
252* ''WesternAnimation/MyLittlePonyFriendshipIsMagic'':
253** In "Hearthbreakers", Pinkie Pie's parents explain that a magical "Choosing Stone" helped them meet each other and fall in love. Granny Smith asks if the stone can help her find a hunk of a stallion.
254** In "Grannies Gone Wild", Granny Smith and her relatives (Aunt Applesauce and cousins Apple Rose and Goldie Delicious) let their manes down on a trip to [[VivaLasVegas Las Pegasus]] (in Granny's case, literally during one scene); Apple Sauce flirts with a young bellhop (who looks rather awkward about the whole thing), and the ladies flirt with a pair of handsome middle-aged stallions who happen to have a magic act at the hotel they're staying at.
255* In ''WesternAnimation/StevenUniverse'' Nanefua Pizza is implied to be one. In "Historical Friction" she playfully slaps Jamie on the rear after the play, and in "Buddy's Book" she's seen reading a saucy-looking romance novel at the library.
256* ''WesternAnimation/FostersHomeForImaginaryFriends'': In "[[Recap/FostersHomeForImaginaryFriendsS1E9WorldWideWabbit World Wide Wabbit]]", Mac tells Eduardo that if Mr. Herriman finds people in their Funny Bunny Merchandise, based on a video of him dancing, he will explode. He runs down the hall, yelling 'Take Off Your Clothes' The elder Madame Foster unquestionably obeys, jumping on the stairs, waving her shirt.
257* ''WesternAnimation/RockosModernLife'': Bev Bighead is frequently portrayed as one, especially in the first season (doesn't help that she's married). "Canned" shows that she calls sex hotlines, an entire episode ("Leap Frogs") revolves around her trying to seduce Rocko, and when Heffer threw a nudist party in "Bedfellows" (the sister episode to "Leap Frogs", no less), she eagerly watches them when Ed points it out to her. And when Rocko kicks them out, Bev invites them to throw ''another'' one.
258* ''WesternAnimation/JohnnyBravo'':
259** At the end of the episode "Bravo Dooby Doo", a crossover with ''Franchise/ScoobyDoo'', Johnny's elderly Aunt Jebidisa hits on Shaggy.
260** "Johnny Bravo Meets Farrah Fawcett" has an old woman seductively ask the bouncer at Little Suzy's birthday party if he isn't going to frisk her.
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