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18->'''Rich Woman:''' Someone has broken into my safe!\
19'''Detective Dan:''' ''(Examines safe)'' Lucky for you this safe is empty.
20-->-- ''Series/AllThat''
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22There ''is'' a crime, and the detective ''is'' trying to solve it. They're just abysmally bad at it, whether out of stupidity, or just because they don't have TheGift. They always get everything wrong, and if it wasn't for other people, they would never solve a single case. Often used to {{lampshade|Hanging}} how the real detective is frankly just making {{Ass Pull}}s.
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24If they're just trying to solve an entirely different case and accidentally succeeding at foiling an actual criminal scheme, it's just InspectorOblivious at work. Not to be confused with DefectiveDetective (though cluelessness might apply to his ''personal'' life). Compare CluelessDeputy and InspectorLestrade (who is only clueless at putting the pieces of the puzzle together). If this trope is invoked as a way of getting suspects to lower their guards, see ObfuscatingStupidity.
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26Nothing to do with a CluelessMystery, which just doesn't let the ''audience'' figure it out.
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33* In ''VisualNovel/AceAttorneyInvestigations'', there is not only Gumshoe (see Video Games), but also the comparatively clueless Thomas Bester, a private detective whom Randolph Miller hired to protect Officers. Bester is quite full of himself despite [[SmallNameBigEgo only investigating infidelity and finding lost pets]], and it turns out that [[spoiler:Miller hired people such as Bester, Gumshoe and [[{{Nepotism}} his niece Monet]] to watch over the painting so no one would know he had replaced it with a fake]]. However, [[spoiler:Bester turns out to be right in his initial wild guess that Amadeus Seal was one of the [[GentlemanThief Gentleman Thieves]] in disguise]].
34* Hanpei Hattori from ''Anime/AndroidKikaiderTheAnimation'' dresses like Sherlock Holmes and brags about being a descendant of [[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hattori_Hanzo Hattori Hanzo]], but never manages to do much of anything. Of course, he is somewhat upstaged by the {{a|rtificialHuman}}ndroid HenshinHero who is the star of the show...
35* ''Manga/CaseClosed'': Kogoro Mouri, until a case comes along in which a friend or family member has been killed or is at risk. Most of the real cops fall under InspectorLestrade, except for [[PluckyComicRelief Misao Yamamura]] from Gunma, who is a complete idiot who can't do anything right so that even Mouri {{Face Palm}}s at him.
36* ''Anime/DarkerThanBlack'' has Gui Kurosawa for [[PluckyComicRelief comic relief]]. WrongGenreSavvy meets WeirdnessCensor (despite knowing he's under AlienSky and even having been ''[[GrandTheftMe possessed]]'' once) and survives due to [[TheFool fool]]'s luck when he stumbles on something nasty. Then being TooDumbToFool helps him to stray back into danger. Even his SassySecretary thinks little of him.
37* Inspector Otsuka (Blooper, in the English version) from ''Anime/{{Gigantor}}''. The 10-year-old KidWithTheRemoteControl is far, far more competent than he is, even without the robot.
38* Inspector Zenigata from the ''Franchise/LupinIII'' series is the often bumbling Detective, who has on many occasions failed to arrest Lupin and his crew. Though he got lucky now and again, it's through Zenigata's own ego and negligence, that his criminal son still roams free.%%Hold up. I can't find any mention of Lupin being Zenigata's son in any version of the series.
39* ''Anime/SamuraiChamploo'' has the bumbling Manzou the Saw who narrates a couple of episodes of the series.
40* Exagerated for comedic effect in ''Anime/TanteiOperaMilkyHolmes''. The main characters keep missing the most obvious evidence and failing to make any kind of proper deduction.
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44* ComicBook/{{Batman}} once came into contact with the Biddee sisters, a pair of [[LittleOldLadyInvestigates little old lady investigators]]. They do have ''some'' genuine insights on an ongoing investigation, but Batman mentions that their interference had earlier "fouled up" several cases.
45* Detective Casey in both original Creator/FloydGottfredson and later European [[ComicBook/MickeyMouseComicUniverse Mickey Mouse stories]].
46** Likewise [[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mickey_Mouse_universe#The_Sleuth The Sleuth]].
47* Downplayed in ''ComicBook/{{Watchmen}}'' by Rorschach. He seems to be a decent sleuth at first glance, being able to scope out a crime scene and find evidence the police missed, and gain information from the criminal underworld through a mixture of fear and torture. However, when you really break things down, it becomes clear his investigation is full of holes. He leaps onto the idea at the first hurdle that there is a "mask-killer" on the loose, despite having no evidence for it at first besides a single murdered individual whose superhero identity was not public knowledge. This leads to him going on several wild goose chases, which only end when Nite Owl busts him out of jail and starts actually questioning Rorschach's assumptions. Once Nite Owl starts assisting in the case, they actually turn it around and successfully trace the murder back to Adrian Veidt, a person Rorschach dismissed as a useless fop.
48* Thompson and Thomson (Dupont and Dupond in the original), the identical (but NOT related) dunderheads of ''Franchise/{{Tintin}}'' fame. Perhaps most amusingly clueless in ''Prisoners of the Sun'', where they are on nowhere near the right track.
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52* Thompson and Thomson in the ''WesternAnimation/TheAdventuresOfTintin2011''. One man they talk to gets nervous when they mention the pickpocket they are seeking, doesn't want police officers in his apartment, and when they are inside, they find dozens of wallets on the shelves. He [[BlatantLies claims he is a wallet collector]] and they ''[[PoliceAreUseless believe]]'' him.
53** They even find ''each other's'' wallets among his "collection" and fail to recognize them. When the man flat-out confesses he's a kleptomaniac, they think it means [[{{Claustrophobia}} he's afraid of enclosed spaces.]] It's not until they find Tintin's wallet that they realize they have their pickpocket.
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58* Detective Greeley from ''Film/TheBoondockSaints.'' He manages to get one shooting down right ("What if it was one guy with six guns?"), but is shot down by Agent Smecker due to his past track record.
59* Holmes is this about half the time in ''Film/HolmesAndWatson''. The other half, he's more of a GeniusDitz.
60* ''Film/JohnnyEnglish'' lives on this trope, most of the movie's gags come from the titular protagonist's incompetence.
61* Frank Drebin from ''Film/TheNakedGun'' films.
62* Inspector Clouseau from ''Franchise/ThePinkPanther'' movies is probably the best-known example. Though he seems well-aware of his cluelessness.
63* ''Film/WhosHarryCrumb'' has the titular character, who -- despite coming from a long line of detectives himself, and having some (small) moments of deductive prowess -- is an incompetent, idiotic buffoon that mostly stumbles on clues through sheer luck or the skill of his associates. Draisen, the president of the agency, assigns him to a kidnapping case and presents it to the family as hiring the very best, but it's just the opposite: [[spoiler:having organized the kidnapping himself, Draisen wants to ensure the crime goes unsolved, which will then give him an excuse to fire Harry as well]].
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67* ''Literature/TwentySixSixtySix'': Some of them are, though occasionally as a dark example of ObfuscatingStupidity.
68* The ''Literature/BerniceSummerfield'' novel ''Ship of Fools'' by Dave Stone has Benny trapped on an entire star-liner full of clueless detectives, all pastiching a different famous character, and all clueless in a different way. Emile Dupont of Nova Belgique (Literature/HerculePoirot) is a raving ConspiracyTheorist[[note]]Although the epilogue suggests this might be ObfuscatingStupidity[[/note]]; Sandford Groke (Literature/SherlockHolmes) is ''actually'' a psychopath; Kharrli the Czan (Literature/CharlieChan) is probably the sanest, but his FunnyForeigner routine involves gratuitously insulting everyone; and Agatha Magpole (Literature/MissMarple)'s success rate is [[spoiler:down to her being a subconscious psychic who unwittingly prods people into committing the murders she solves]].
69* In the ''Literature/DiamondBrothers'' mystery series, Tim Diamond thinks he's a great detective, but all his cases are actually solved by his [[KidDetective little brother]], Nick. Tim's detective ability is summed up by Nick early in the first book:
70-->''"Tim's first job was to find some rich lady's pedigree Siamese cat. He managed to run it over on the way to see her. The second job was a divorce case - which you may think is run-of-the-mill until I tell you that the clients were perfectly happily married until he came along. There hadn't been a third case."''
71* The Bow Street Runners (a real organization) combine this with MilesGloriosus in various works by Creator/CharlesDickens. They are portrayed as much better at pretending they'll catch the criminal soon than they are at actually catching said criminal.
72%% * Arthur Hastings in the last ''Literature/HerculePoirot'' novel (''Literature/{{Curtain}}''). Scotland Yard Inspector Japp in the other ones.
73* The ''Literature/{{Kadingir}}'' series have the Nuzu Brothers, a trio of self-important detectives investigating a regicide. Their method? Lining up ''everyone who was in the vicinity'', looking at them [[DeathGlare straight in the eye]] and asking, one after the other, if they are the murderer. Oh, and arresting the royal butler, [[TheButlerDidIt just in case]].
74* Captain Banzo from ''Literature/LessonsForAPerfectDetectiveStory'' is forced to pretend to be one of these as it's his "condition" in the story - as it allows Tenkaichi, who is forced into being the brilliant amateur detective, to ride in and elegantly solve the case.
75* In ''Whose Body?'', the very first Literature/LordPeterWimsey story, Inspector Sugg tries the "Accuse Everybody" method, even at one point accusing an octogenarian lady who can barely sit up of ''carrying a dead body while climbing up a drainpipe to a second story window'' - and is ready to make an arrest on that suspicion.
76* ''Literature/SacreyasLegacy'': Ben Mason accomplishes very little actual detective work on his own, being outsmarted by the villain at almost every turn and learning the truth primarily through luck and the help of the people around him.
77* OlderThanRadio: In ''Literature/SherlockHolmes'', this describes Inspectors Lestrade, Gregson, and the other inepts of Scotland Yard. It's also worth noting that this trope diminished in later stories, in a case of reverse {{Flanderization}}, . In the early stories the policemen of Scotland Yard probably couldn't catch a cold, much less a criminal. In later stories their incompetence is downplayed and they're shown as having positive traits, as well as being able to solve standard, everyday crimes, with Holmes focusing on the strange and unusual affairs. This is the version of Lestrade that is the TropeNamer for [[InspectorLestrade a slightly different trope]].
78* Robert L. Fish wrote parodies about "Schlock Homes" an incompetent detective. In one instance he "deduced" that their visitor had been a toothless diabetic because he discarded a cigar with a dry end and no teeth marks. When he returns you see he uses a cigar holder.
79* Parodied in Creator/MarkTwain's "The Stolen White Elephant," where the detectives involved were so spectacularly incompetent that the corpse of the title pachyderm had been rotting away in their headquarters for ''three months'' before anyone noticed. He also portrayed ''Sherlock Holmes'' as incompetent in "A Double-Barreled Detective Story."
80 * Played with in the ''Literature/WarlockHolmes'' series by G. S. Denning - Warlock Holmes is a ''ridiculously'' bad detective, whose attempts at being one are something like the Eleventh Doctor's failed Holmes pastiche in "The Snowmen", with added InsaneTrollLogic. Dr. Watson is the real rational mind in the partnership, and does all the actual detective work. However, as a two hundred year old sorcerer, Holmes is very knowledgeable (while still erratic) on the subject of magic, which Watson knows nothing about, and [[OccultDetective which all their cases involve]].
81* In the Sherlock Holmes pastiche "The Case of the Stolen Cigar Case" by Bret Harte, Holmes accuses Watson of stealing his cigar case, the "evidence" for this being that nobody else had the opportunity to do so, and all subsequent deductions being [[CircularReasoning based on this assumption]]. When Watson discovers the case was in the desk drawer the entire time, Holmes is livid that Watson would attempt to return it by stealth in such a manner. The final line of the story is Watson saying Holmes never spoke to him again, and that sometimes he does wonder, given his faith in the Great Detective's abilities, if maybe he ''did'' steal the cigar case after all.
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85* Detective Dan of ''Series/AllThat'' is a hopelessly incompetent detective that he’d make even Inspector Clouseau look like a genius, whose cases usually end with the obvious perpetrator getting away scot free while the victim is the one arrested.
86* ''Series/{{Angel}}'': Despite billing himself as a private detective, a RunningGag is that Angel is better at fighting demons than he is at actual detective work. On one occasion, he actually had to hire another detective agency with a FriendOnTheForce for help on a case.
87* Commissioner Gordon and Chief O'Hara on the ''Series/Batman1966'' TV Series. In one episode, where they were unable to contact Batman due to Bruce and Dick being out of town, they feared the prospect of having to solve a crime themselves. Of course, as Commissioner and Police Chief of a large city, they'd normally never be ''expected'' to solve crimes themselves as opposed to just telling the police and detectives under them to do it (they're administrators, not investigators).
88** The former has apparently (and unjustly) gotten this reputation in the comics: when he has to leave Gotham, he discovers that no police precinct will hire somebody who "relied on an urban legend" to solve crimes.
89* [[ThoseTwoGuys Detectives Hitchcock and Scully]] from ''Series/BrooklynNineNine''. Both are lazy, incompetent, and generally worthless at police work, in addition to being just plain [[TheDitz dim-witted]] and having an [[SmallNameBigEgo over-inflated opinion of themselves.]] But they are kept around because they [[UltimateJobSecurity make good coffee.]]
90* The Eleventh Doctor's attempt at being Sherlock Holmes in the ''Series/DoctorWho'' ChristmasEpisode "The Snowmen" consists of walking into the villain's office and making a string of random and entirely wrong "deductions" (at one point saying "Come on, work with me here" as though their wrongness was the ''villain's'' fault), although this was probably more his usual tactic of [[ObfuscatingStupidity deliberately talking nonsense to throw the baddies off balance]], as other stories have shown the Doctor to be very good at deducing things.
91* Maxwell Smart on ''Series/GetSmart''.
92* The entire Seattle PD in ''Series/JohnDoe'' would have trouble solving their way out of a wet paper bag without the show's eponymous [[EncyclopaedicKnowledge savant]]. A couple serial killers even latch onto Doe as a WorthyOpponent, outright stating that the police don't provide them with any challenge.
93* ''Series/{{Llanargollen}}'': Prys and his dog Ceri are the two detectives in town. Ceri is the competent one who always solves everything. Prys, on the other hand, fits this trope to a T, doing things such as hanging a painting upside-down and thinking the artist painted it upside-down, and mistaking a picture of a watch for the watch itself.
94* [[ComicBook/DaughtersOfTheDragon Misty Knight]] in ''Series/LukeCage2016'' is a downplayed variant: she's a very good investigator (at one point, it's commented that with her resume, she could've taken a post at 1PP or even become a Fed), but not so good at other parts of being a cop, often letting her emotions get the better of her and losing convictions because of it.
95* A FormulaBreakingEpisode of ''Series/MarriedWithChildren'' has Al as a CluelessDetective. He does eventually solve the case, but not until he has falsely accused everybody who was at the scene, in the most unlikely ways possible (e.g. accusing a retarded man of being a criminal mastermind, and accusing a man with hooks for hands of having turned out the lights with one hand while putting a knife in the victim's back with the other). He even briefly confesses to the crime, believing he's eliminated every other possible suspect, shortly before he actually uses his knowledge from years of selling cheap women's shoes to find a vital clue and solve the case for real.
96* The police detectives on ''Series/{{Monk}}'' and ''Series/{{Psych}}'' (less so on ''Psych'') are only shown as making significant progress on 1. Crimes not the focus of the episode (that will inspire a EurekaMoment for the main character) or 2. On their days in the lime light.
97* The police in ''Series/PerryMason'' might seem like it, since they kept arresting Mason's innocent clients. However, he had respect for them. In one episode he tricked a killer into planting evidence by claiming the police had missed it, leading to his arrest. His explanation was, if the police hadn't found it, then it wasn't there.
98* Dr. Watson in [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s78NsMFI2S0 "Sherlock Holmes and the Case of the Mysterious Vampire."]]
99* In a ''Series/TheTwoRonnies'' sketch pastiching Literature/HerculePoirot and Literature/MissMarple, Barker's Poirot makes a string of deductions based on a newspaper clipping, and turns out to be looking at the wrong side.
100* ''Series/WhodunnitUK'': In "Adieu Monsieur Chips", the primary investigator is the bungling head of security for the Monte Carlo casino (who has more than a touch of [[Franchise/ThePinkPanther Inspector Clouseau]] about him. Host Creator/JonPertwee notes that he is still clueless about the killer's identity after it has been revealed.
101* In ''Series/TheWire'':
102** Cedric Daniels' Major Crimes Unit is designed as the dumping ground for the dead wood and ''humps'' from several departments.
103*** Straight example in Michael Santangelo, who Rawls picks to spy on [=McNulty=] specifically because of his poor 40% clearance rate, which Rawls assumes will make him easy to control. Santangelo's excuse for his performance is the lack of "dunker" (easy) cases. When Avon and Stringer pay a rare visit to the pit, Santangelo is pissing at the opposite side of the roof where he was supposed to be and misses them. When he tires of being Rawls' spy, Rawls gives Santangelo an ultimatum: clear one of his open cases, give something on [=McNulty=], or leave the Homicide Unit altogether. Thus, Jay Landsman tricks him into seeing a phony psychic named "Madame [=LaRue=]", keeping him out of the way while [=McNulty=] and Bunk clear one of his cases, giving Santangelo grounds to stand up to Rawls, and gets himself demoted to a patrol officer in the Western District, [[ReassignmentBackfire and finds himself much happier and more competent there]].
104*** Augie Polk and Patrick Mahon play it up to pathetically comical levels; [=McNulty=] tasks them with putting a face to Avon Barksdale, the new Baltimorean druglord. [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Uqbr_fNiMcI They come up with a photo of a middle-aged white man.]] Polk's only real concern about the job is paid overtime. Mahon is of the same ilk and jumps at the chance of early retirement after he's injured by Bodie during a raid, scheming that he'll even complement his pension with a cushy underground economy job. Appropriately, their last names, "Póg mo thóin" (pronounced Pogue Mahone and source of Music/ThePogues' band name) are Irish for "Kiss my ass."
105*** Subverted with Lester Freamon, TheChessmaster of the show and BunnyEarsLawyer type who quickly proves to be natural po''lice'', and zigzagged with Roland Pryzbylewski, who is a good data analyst once inside the unit but otherwise a terrible cop.
106** Happens again in season 2 when Major Stanislaus Valchek, in a bitter feud with Frank Sobotka over a stained glass window, wants an investigation opened into Sobotka's finances. He offers Ervin Burrell political influence from the council members in his district in exchange for a special unit devoted to investigating Sobotka. Rawls sends an investigative team from CID to Valchek, all "highly recommended" officers, who are, like the Barksdale detail from season 1, just dead-weight "humps" that other divisions wanted to get rid of. Witnessing the task force's lack of work ethic infuriates Valchek, who promptly blackmails Burrell into giving him a real police detail under Daniels' command (on Prez's recommendation and repaying a favor Valchek owed to Daniels from Season 1), threatening to complicate Burrell's effort to become Commissioner by exposing his premature closure of the Barksdale investigation.
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110* ''Series/TheMuppetShow:'' Rowlf as Sherlock Holmes in "The Case of the Disappearing Clues". 'Disappearing' because the culprit keeps eating the obvious evidence whenever Sherlock points it out, such as the still-smoking gun, the glass with their fingerprints on it, the witness, the chambermaid, [[SerialEscalation Watson]]... with each disappearing clue, Sherlock rewrites his conclusions, eventually deducing that despite the dead body in the room, there has obviously been no murder.
111* Sherlock Hemlock from ''Series/SesameStreet'' has a tendency to miss the obvious when it comes to solving mysteries. In a few cases, he forgets that ''he'' did some of the crimes himself.
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115* The recurring character of Harlow Doyle ("[[RunningGag Private Eye]]") on ''Radio/AdventuresInOdyssey'' is often depicted as a total buffoon with difficulty grasping what a client is saying that needs to be investigated. In Doyle's case, he is also a SuspiciouslySimilarSubstitute for an early character named David Harley, a similarly dense policeman who was eventually retired due to complaints from parents unhappy about a major character in law enforcement being depicted as an idiot.
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119* ''Franchise/AceAttorney'':
120** Detective Dick Gumshoe of ''VisualNovel/PhoenixWrightAceAttorney'' and sequels. His incompetence is usually helpful, though, as it often leads to Phoenix getting access to information he probably shouldn't. Aside from his piss-poor salary he seems to be a reasonably respected member of the force and he usually does have good information and know-how; the problem is that he's a really friendly guy at heart and he has trouble keeping a lid on things because of his natural tendency to get chummy with anyone who isn't actively insulting him. He's also a victim of ThePeterPrinciple; he's terrific at the action-oriented aspects of a case, as evidenced by his string of BigDamnHeroes moments. Still, it's a telling sign that ''Investigations'' has Edgeworth explaining to him what ''logic'' means (yes, [[HeKnowsAboutTimedHits it makes sense in context]], but still). It's also a telling sign that this game about investigating stars the ''prosecutor'' and not the detective.
121--->'''Gumshoe:''' Logic? ... How do you use it?
122** In ''Trials and Tribulations'', Luke Atmey cannot deduce anything you didn't already tell him. His reputation as a great detective comes from [[spoiler:solving crimes that he ''blackmailed the criminal'' into committing]].
123* The nameless private detective in the Creator/{{Infocom}} [[InteractiveFiction text adventure]] ''VideoGame/{{Ballyhoo}}''.
124* In ''VideoGame/FinalFantasyXIV'', there is an entire series of side quests staring the exploits of the self-styled "Gentleman Inspector" Hildibrand Manderville. He's well-meaning and always sets out to do the right thing, but he almost always comes to the wrong conclusion and is very self-assured in his reasoning. It frequently falls to [[PlayerCharacter the Warrior of Light]] to steer him in the right direction as a HyperCompetentSidekick.
125* ''VideoGame/MasterDetectiveArchivesRainCode'': Fubuki Clockford is one of the titular Master Detectives. She's also [[TheDitz ditzy]] and [[{{Cloudcuckoolander}} distractible]], has lived an upper-class life, and was forced into the job by her parents, though she can, on the rare occasion, focus on her surroundings like a detective is required to do.
126* ''Franchise/SuperMarioBros'':
127** ''VideoGame/PaperMarioTheThousandYearDoor'': Pennington is a detective, and is miserable at it. He starts with misidentifying world-famous hero Mario as Luigi and just goes downhill from there. He doesn't come close to the answer to any mystery during the chapter where he's significant, but always claims to have "suspected all along" any actual facts Mario discovers. [[spoiler:It later turns out that he's a museum curator who fancied being a detective.]]
128** ''VideoGame/MarioPartyAdvance'': Shroomlock, the local detective of Shroom City, claims to be great at his job, but you end up solving all the crimes he encounters before he does. Either that, or he'll find the answer but make you figure it out yourself before he'll tell you. [[spoiler:He also never arrests anyone, always letting them go after they apologize. Including the bank robber.]]
129* Present but downplayed in ''VideoGame/{{Persona 4}}'': while Detective Dojima is portrayed as a competent sleuth, and is trying his darnedest to solve the Inaba murders, he ultimately runs into dead ends because the weird, supernatural nature of the case gets in the way of real police work. [[spoiler: This trope comes into play more earnestly when it's revealed that his partner, Adachi, was the murderer all along.]] Even then it's a bit unfair to call him "clueless", given that the case involves powers and locations that are literally InvisibleToNormals.
130* Zappone from ''VideoGame/ProfessorLaytonAndTheCuriousVillage'':
131--> '''Zappone''': Just as I suspected, a fellow detective. Your skills at puzzle solving are formidable, sir. Dare I say they approach my own? It's all in the eyes, I say. They never lie! And when they do, I know!
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135* Sheriff Ketchum in ''Webcomic/TheBMovieComic: Attack of the [Description witheld in order not to spoil the surprise]''.
136* ''Webcomic/{{Filth Biscuit}}'': [[http://www.filthbiscuit.com/detective-space/ "Detective Space"]] hero Jack Bock is a clueless jerk who blithely patronizes his partner, Sally Wyle, despite the fact that she's a HyperCompetentSidekick.
137* ''Webcomic/GirlGenius'' has Ivo Sharktooth, PJ. He's not a PrivateInvestigator, he's a ''Private Jäger'' - his method of "investigating" is to shake things up until the culprits are forced out into the open by sheer frustration.
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141* "Private Psy", a recurring character of ''Podcast/PokemonWorldTourUnited'', is a Psyduck that styles itself a detective, complete with trenchcoat, deerstalker cap, and magnifying glass. He's not particularly good at ''being'' a detective, however, as he once spent several hours walking in a circle following his own footprints. He gets so dejected when anybody suggests he might not be competent that no one has the heart to go through with telling him so. It travels with Wattson, a Voltorb that is prevented from self destructing out of sheer frustration by Psy's natural dampness.
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145* Steve from ''WesternAnimation/BluesClues'' is talented at many things, investigation wasn't one of them, he often needs help from kids to solve mysteries. In ''WesternAnimation/BluesCluesAndYou'' After graduating from college, he became a detective who owns his own agency, but according to ''Film/BluesBigCityAdventure'' he needs to eat "Thinking Snacks" to do any investigative work (which frustrates his younger brother). On one episode of the series fourth season he can barely manages to leave his own agency, as he loses his keys and investigation items.
146* WesternAnimation/DaffyDuck as Dorlock Homes in ''WesternAnimation/DeduceYouSay''. Of course, since this is Daffy, he thinks he's a GreatDetective.
147* You could probably count the number of cases ''WesternAnimation/{{Duckman}}'' has solved without [[HypercompetentSidekick Cornfed's]] help on one hand.
148* ''WesternAnimation/GarfieldAndFriends'': None other than Literature/SherlockHolmes is one in a fantasy episode, ("Couldn't find a hippo in a hottub") and it's Garfield-as-Watson who's the real brains of the outfit.
149* The two main heroes of the Polish animated series ''WesternAnimation/HipHipAndHurra''. Not only they are bumbling in general but they usually solve cases centered around some of the most basic of natural phenomenon’s yet they are still totally puzzled by them.
150* ''WesternAnimation/HongKongPhooey'' needs help from his cat Spot in both the brains and brawn department.
151* WesternAnimation/InspectorGadget could never solve a case without Penny and Brain (he was voiced by the man who played [[Series/GetSmart Maxwell Smart]], and was at least partly based on the character).
152** It's also widely speculated that Doctor Claw himself is little more than a mechanical arm attached to a chair with a voicebox to shout out the orders of Claw's 'pet cat', who is the true criminal mastermind. According to this theory, the final scene of the opening sequence is what would really happen if Gadget ever found his way to Claw's lair...
153* ''WesternAnimation/MoralOrel'' In Elemental Orel, Orel decides to be a detective, but instead of examining actual evidence, he solves mysteries with logic based on the Bible.
154* In the ''WesternAnimation/TinyToonAdventures'' short "And All That Rot" from the episode "Brave Tales Of Real Rabbits", we have Sherlock parody Brainy Domes, a SmallNameBigEgo detective (portrayed by Buster Bunny in a very rare ButtMonkey role) who ends up wreaking havoc all over London after thinking he is search of the Queen of England's missing jewels and ignoring all logic (and the advice of Doctor Flotsam, portrayed by Babs Bunny) while doing so.
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