| 1 | [[quoteright:320:[[Webcomic/ItHurts https://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/images/ih_7708.png]]]] |
| 2 | |
| 3 | ->''"You can't kick me because your brain is stupid!"'' |
| 4 | -->-- '''[[TheGrimReaper Death]]''', ''WesternAnimation/AdventureTime'', "Death in Bloom" |
| 5 | |
| 6 | There are AdHominem insults. There are {{Lame Comeback}}s. And then there are these -- insults so trite and meaningless that one may as well have called the other person a "Big Stupid Doodoo Head". Young children will resort to using these because they either don't know any better, or have run out of things to say. When an ''adult'' uses these, however, it's a good sign that they either don't have any real substance to back up their argument or they are quite [[ManChild childish]] themselves. |
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| 8 | Other variants include "butthead", "[[NoseNuggets snotbrain]]", "[[ToiletHumour turdwipe]]" or - if the insulter is ''really'' desperate - borderline politically incorrect namecalling ("gay", etc.). |
| 9 | |
| 10 | Sometimes PlayedForLaughs when it induces FelonyMisdemeanor. Often involves BuffySpeak. The BrattyHalfPint and the ManChild are fond of this. |
| 11 | |
| 12 | See also NoYou, really the only appropriate comeback to such an insult. Also see {{Badbutt}} and GoshDangItToHeck, with which this can overlap. FloweryInsults are on the opposite end of the spectrum. Compare and contrast CurseOfTheAncients, which is about insults (and curses in general) used by old people, putting it on the opposite end of the ''age'' spectrum. |
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| 15 | !!Examples: |
| 16 | |
| 17 | [[foldercontrol]] |
| 18 | |
| 19 | [[folder:Advertising]] |
| 20 | * [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LjcRQr-EzN4 This]] anti-drug [[PublicServiceAnnouncement [=PSA=]]] has a [[TheAggressiveDrugDealer drug dealer]] attempt to get a younger kid to try pot [[NobodyCallsMeChicken by calling him a chicken]]. After a brief scene where the WesternAnimation/{{Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles|1987}} are apparently teaching a kindergarten class, the kid tells the dealer, "I'm not a chicken; you're a turkey!" |
| 21 | * [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bxmkiy9txBE This Orbitz ad]] features such insults as "doodyhead cootie queen" and "Stinky [=McStinkface=]". |
| 22 | * In the ''Advertising/ISawYourWilly'' PSA, a bully texts, "Ur willy is rubbish." |
| 23 | [[/folder]] |
| 24 | |
| 25 | [[folder:Anime & Manga]] |
| 26 | * In the first episode of ''[[Anime/{{K}} K: Return of Kings]]'', when the Kings are about to fight: |
| 27 | -->'''Reisi Munakata:''' Third King Mikoto Suoh. Your actions are wild and chaotic as usual. \ |
| 28 | '''Mikoto Suoh:''' Fourth King Reisi Munakata. Your face is awful and annoying as usual. |
| 29 | * In ''Anime/TengenToppaGurrenLagann'', Nia once describes someone as a "pissing-off person". Then again, most of Nia's dialogue is exceedingly polite, so it fits. That, combined with her [[BluntMetaphorsTrauma shaky and limited grasp of idioms]], and that said insult was a response to the person facing her down, Adiane, telling her "You really know how to piss people off!" |
| 30 | * ''Anime/YuGiOhGX'' has Mad Dog, a Mike Tyson expy who spouts childish taunts and insults in a high pitched voice (English Dub only) |
| 31 | %%* In ''Manga/FairyTail'', [[TheHero Natsu]] and [[TheRival Gray]] often resort to these. And get duly lampshaded by Lucy. |
| 32 | %%-->'''Lucy:''' Lame insults, guys... |
| 33 | * In ''Literature/DateALive'', Miku, who DoesNotLikeMen and is unhappily working with Shido to rescue Tohka from DEM Industries, calls him an "idiot, moron, stupid-head" after he asks her why she hates men so much. By this point Shido has unintentionally been getting under Miku's skin for a while simply because he breaks her world view about men by actually giving a crap about other people. |
| 34 | * ''Manga/NagasareteAirantou'': Swordswoman Yoshidzu Katana and carpenter Abeno Kanna are rivals that hate each other from a few hundred years ago. And now their spirits are fighting while possessing Ayane and Suzu respectively. Their argument devolves into the trope after their evenly matched fight goes on for a while and ran out of things to say. |
| 35 | * In ''Manga/MajesticPrince'', whenever [[LoveFreak Tamaki Irie]] gets particularly nettled, she doesn't use very mature insults, instead opting to call somebody a "stupid poopy head". |
| 36 | [[/folder]] |
| 37 | |
| 38 | [[folder:Comic Books]] |
| 39 | * In ''ComicBook/AdventureTimeMarcelineGoneAdrift'', the evil alien Leaflans have trouble coming up with effective insults for Princess Bubblegum. This is explained when it turns out that their leader is an obnoxious teenage boy. |
| 40 | * In one of the ''ComicBook/BillyBatsonAndTheMagicOfShazam'', Mary Marvel refers to Black Adam, who’s in his depowered form, a school age boy, as “a stinky pants” when talking to Shazam, the wizard. |
| 41 | * ''ComicBook/HowardTheDuck'': A flashback to Dr. Bong's origin has a scene of him as a child writing that a bully he was mad at is a "poo-poo brain". |
| 42 | * ''ComicBook/LenoreTheCuteLittleDeadGirl'' gave us this, uh, [[RefugeInAudacity pretty fucking]] [[FloweryInsults colorful]] example... |
| 43 | -->'''Lenore:''' You stoopid, stoopid li'l man! Li'l puffy rat-midget cotton-tushed cootie infested freak of nature-poo poo headed monstrosity of the 7th layer of heck-pee pee breathed-dookie eating-pig lov'n-crab like-bow legged-creepy ass-bulbous headed-smaller than a bread box-hollow brained-gopher lick'n-intestine shaped-bacon wrapped-no soap using-squid slurping-botchilism growing-crotch scratching-one balled-accidentally birthed-filth spreading-juice producing-greasy palmed-fart leaking-ball of crap shaped like a li'l man! |
| 44 | * ''ComicBook/{{Runaways}}'': Molly, the youngest member of the group, talks like this when she's first captured by Geoffrey Wilder (from the past). After he tells her to drop the act, she coldly tells him "[[spoiler:Your son took after you, you know. He was a [[SpeakIllOfTheDead total freakin' failure]]"]]. And after he shoots one of the others, Molly has some [[IllKillYou considerably harsher sentiments.]] |
| 45 | * ''ComicBook/TheSupermanAdventures'': In issue 23, Livewire calls Brainiac "Buttiac". |
| 46 | * In ''ComicBook/DeCapeEtDeCrocs'', NiceGuy Eusèbe offers to help a poet writing a scathing pamphlet about a politician who has been constantly harassing him. He then proceeds to write that said politician is "not nice". |
| 47 | [[/folder]] |
| 48 | |
| 49 | [[folder:Comic Strips]] |
| 50 | * An early ''ComicStrip/{{Peanuts}}'' strip had Lucy Van Pelt launching a string of these kinds of insults at Charlie Brown - ending up with "Smartyboots", [[InsultBackfire which he just finds confusing]]. |
| 51 | * ''ComicStrip/CalvinAndHobbes'' are fond of these, including "Strudel-Brain" and "Oatmeal-Face." |
| 52 | * Zeke Brenner in ''ComicStrip/{{Doonesbury}}'' has a step-daughter who called him "Uncle Stupidhead" when she was a child. |
| 53 | * ''ComicStrip/{{Garfield}}'': |
| 54 | ** [[https://www.gocomics.com/garfield/1996/08/09 The August 9, 1996 strip]] had Jon call a woman on the phone "Miss Poopie-Head" after she told him [[IResembleThatRemark he was immature.]] |
| 55 | ** [[https://www.gocomics.com/garfield/1998/10/15 The October 15, 1998 strip]] had Doc Boy send Jon a letter in code that read "Whoever reads this is a poo-poo head." |
| 56 | ** [[https://www.gocomics.com/garfield/2002/10/02 The October 2, 2002 strip]] has Garfield get Odie to chase his tail by telling Odie that his tail called him a noodle-neck stupid head. |
| 57 | [[/folder]] |
| 58 | |
| 59 | [[folder:Fan Works]] |
| 60 | * ''Fanfic/BloodMeridianWithExtraSprinkles'': The Judge exclaims that "diabetes is gayer than war". The Man retorts by saying that the Judge is "gayer than diabetes". |
| 61 | * A fanfic exists in which the protagonist calls his opponent's defence "utter cow-skite" in the middle of a deadly serious argument, and [[BreadEggsMilkSquick two sentences later casually drops the word "fuck"]]. This would be hilarious even if the character in question wasn't [[Literature/{{Redwall}} Martin the Warrior]]. |
| 62 | * ''WebVideo/BackstrokeOfTheWest'' has a moment where Space General (General Grievous) calls Allah Gold (Anakin Skywalker) "Smelly boy". |
| 63 | * ''[[https://www.fanfiction.net/s/12378425/11/Blessed-Blood Blessed Blood]]'': Lockhart and Moaning Myrtle get into an argument which descends to this level. |
| 64 | -->'''Myrtle:''' YOUR HAIR IS STUPID!\ |
| 65 | '''Lockhart:''' YOU SMELL LIKE TOILET!\ |
| 66 | '''Myrtle:''' SO DO YOU, AND YOU DON'T LIVE IN ONE!\ |
| 67 | '''Lockhart:''' YOU'RE... YOU'RE... A DUMB GIRL! |
| 68 | * ''Fanfic/TheConversionBureau'': In some continuities, newfoals are unable to swear due to the effects of the ponification serum and can only use childish insults. In ''Fanfic/TheConversionBureauTheOtherSideOfTheSpectrum'', the PHL take advantage of this and make their passwords things like "Fuck that Solar Bitch" and "Celestia is a cock loving whore" to prevent newfoals from being able to say them. |
| 69 | * In ''[[https://archiveofourown.org/works/44128621/chapters/111482182#workskin Harry Potter and the Miniature Magical World]]'' a pressed-for-time Harry calls Hermione a "mushroom head". |
| 70 | * ''Fanfic/HarryPotterAndThePortraitOfWhatLookedLikeALargePileOfAsh'' has Harry "savagely" calling Voldemort a "very bad and mean wizard." |
| 71 | * ''Fanfic/MyImmortal'' has Professor [=McGonagall=] yelling, "STOP IT NOW YOU HORNY SIMPLETONS!" after Ebony and Vampire "jump on each other and start screwing each other." [[MakingLoveInAllTheWrongPlaces while a class is in session.]] |
| 72 | * ''WebVideo/ProjectVoicebend'': Korra and Tarrlok trade insults like this in episode eight. |
| 73 | * ''WebOriginal/TheStarWarGatherings'' has a moment where D the Superior (the Emperor) calls Gospel of Luke "Baby idiot". |
| 74 | * ''WebVideo/UltraFastPony'': |
| 75 | ** In "The Hip Hop Happening", Rainbow Dash gives a suggestion so stupid that Twilight temporarily forgets how to rap. |
| 76 | --->'''Rainbow Dash:''' I know what'll put a smile on her face! / I'll put her on my back, and I'll fly her to space!\ |
| 77 | '''Twilight:''' That is so dumb! Dummy dumb dumb dumb dumb! Dummy dumb dumb dumb stupid dumb! |
| 78 | ** In "Rainbow V Daring", Daring Do responds to Rainbow's challenge by saying, "[[NoYou No, your]] face is a stupid!" |
| 79 | * ''WebVideo/YuGiOhTheAbridgedSeries'': |
| 80 | ** The Pharaoh's best retort to Yugi's insults is something along the lines of "Yeah, well, you're really small. Look at you down there! You're like Smally [=McSmall=]. [[BeatPanel *beat*]] That's your name." |
| 81 | ** Later Joey starts mocking Odion because he's bald. [[OverlyLongGag Over and over and over again.]] |
| 82 | [[/folder]] |
| 83 | |
| 84 | [[folder:Films -- Animation]] |
| 85 | * In ''WesternAnimation/{{Barnyard}}'' when the chickens are kidnapped by the coyotes, Maddy the chick calls Dag a "big meaner." |
| 86 | * ''WesternAnimation/TheJungleBook2'': After Mowgli and Ranjan scare Shanti with their tiger prank, she gets angry at them and calls them "horrible stinky boys". |
| 87 | * In ''WesternAnimation/TheLEGONinjagoMovie'', Garmadon has his Shark Army deliver a message to his brother Wu. It reads: "You're a big, stupid dumb-dumb with a dumb face and a big butt and your butt stinks and you smell like a butt." |
| 88 | * In ''WesternAnimation/LiloAndStitch'': |
| 89 | ** Nani is almost hit by a car as she rushes back home and shouts at the driver, "Watch where you're going, stupidhead!" It comes back to bite her when said "stupidhead" turns out to be the social worker assigned to her. |
| 90 | ** This is [[CallBack later used]] by Stitch against Gantu--as a sign of CharacterDevelopment, [[FridgeBrilliance no less]], since such an insult is LighterAndSofter compared to his [[PardonMyKlingon untranslated alien insults]] from the start of the movie that the Councilwoman finds so repulsive. |
| 91 | * In ''WesternAnimation/TurningRed'', Miriam calls Tyler a "butthead". |
| 92 | [[/folder]] |
| 93 | |
| 94 | [[folder:Films -- Live-Action]] |
| 95 | * In the ''Franchise/BackToTheFuture'' films, the go-to insult of the BarbaricBully BigBad Biff is the supremely juvenile "butthead", even in the case of his future self as an old man. |
| 96 | * In ''Film/WrongfullyAccused'', Ryan Harrison gets into a shouting match with a guard on a prison bus that ultimately ends with a series of these types of insults. |
| 97 | -->'''Ryan:''' How dare you 'how dare me' when I how dare you, you big pee-pee head!\ |
| 98 | '''Guard:''' ''You're'' the pee-pee head!\ |
| 99 | '''Ryan:''' Mr. Booger Lips! Ca-ca mouth! |
| 100 | * Same with Frank Drebin in ''Film/TheNakedGun''. Creator/LeslieNielsen's dry, dramatic delivery made these sort of insults especially funny, it turns out. |
| 101 | -->'''Drebin:''' Oh, it's alright, I'm sure that we can handle this situation maturely, just like the responsible adults that we are. Isn't that right, ''Mr. '''Poopy-Pants'''''? |
| 102 | * Annie in ''Literature/{{Misery}}'' (book as well as [[Film/{{Misery}} film]]) typically uses insults of this nature. It makes her that more menacing in the moments when she doesn't and actually swears instead. |
| 103 | * In ''Film/KindergartenCop'', a kid named Zach is picked on by the other kids for being a quiet loner, calling him things like poo-poo head, poo-poo face and ca-ca poo-poo. |
| 104 | * ''Film/TheHairyBird'': When Abby Sawyer is tossed into a Hokey Pokey circle by drunk boys at a school dance, she loses it. |
| 105 | -->'''Abby:''' You're all just a bunch of...*doody-heads*! |
| 106 | * In ''Film/{{Hook}}'', Rufio falls prey to the "running out of things to say" variation when, after a long, volleying insult contest with Peter Pan, he loses his composure and resorts to "You ''man''! You stupid, stupid MAN!" (Especially pathetic because his previous insults had also been borderline examples and only slightly creative, such as "scab-picked bandage" and "camel-cake.") |
| 107 | * The aliens in ''Film/Plan9FromOuterSpace'' try to reason with us Earth people by saying we have "Stupid minds! Stupid, stupid!" That'll teach us! |
| 108 | * Bill Whitney, the [[TheAllAmericanBoy teenage protagonist]] of ''Film/{{Society}}'', channels his inner [[Franchise/BackToTheFuture Biff Tannen]] by calling his father a "butthead". [[spoiler:Later, amidst all the BodyHorror of the film's climax, Bill finds him with his face attached to his buttocks.]] |
| 109 | --> '''[[spoiler:Jim Whitney''']]: ''[[spoiler:"Well, son, [[BrickJoke I guess you're right]]. I am a [[VisualPun butthead]]!"]]'' |
| 110 | * In ''Film/{{Rags}}'', Lloyd panics when his father catches him talking to Charlie and needs to justify the broken glasses on the floor (which Lloyd himself broke). He puts on a faux-{{Jerkass}} act and calls Charlie a "Gruntmuffin", an insult so lame that Charlie ''doesn't even know what it means'' and thus can't be offended by it. It's implied Lloyd either went with the first thing he could think of or used something nonsensical to not actually hurt Charlie's feelings, and fits with his slow-witted but kind-hearted personality. |
| 111 | * Stuart Smalley in ''Film/StuartSavesHisFamily'' makes soft insults at Roz. The worst, which he acts was a ClusterFBomb, was calling her a "vagina". |
| 112 | * Happens at the Twisted Balloon in ''Film/ShakesTheClown'', when Shakes and Binky get into an argument and one of Binky's two {{Mooks}} (both of whom are ''very'' childish, almost coming across as a clown version of WesternAnimation/BeavisAndButthead) poorly backs up his boss with "Well, the only show ''you'' could ever star in...would be a show called the...Not-Funny...Diarrhea Club...''Fart-Face''! (Also counts as GoshDangItToHeck, since this is a world where people say ''ass'' and ''fuck'' on a regular basis.) |
| 113 | * A friendly version is heard in the original ''Film/TeenageMutantNinjaTurtles1990'': while fixing a truck, Donatello and Casey Jones engage in a game involving the swapping of insults, going through the entire alphabet. (They end up on "Gak-Face" and "Hose-Brain.") |
| 114 | * Subverted with Eliot calling his older brother "penis breath" in ''Film/ETTheExtraTerrestrial''. While it does sound like something a kid his age would use as an insult, he's really calling Michael a cocksucker. |
| 115 | * In ''Film/AnchormanTheLegendOfRonBurgundy'', after Ron openly says "Fuck you, San Diego" due to his cue cards being tampered with a News Staff tearfully calls him "Poop Mouth" because of the "poop out of his mouth" before running off declaring how he now hates Ron. |
| 116 | [[/folder]] |
| 117 | |
| 118 | [[folder:Literature]] |
| 119 | * ''Literature/AngelaNicely'': In “The Ugly Sisters!”, Laura suggests getting revenge on the Payne twins by calling them “silly sausage”. |
| 120 | * ''Literature/TheBFG'': When the Bloodbottler unleashes a string of insults to the BFG, he finishes with a meaningless one. |
| 121 | --> '''Bloodbottler:''' You is an insult to the giant peoples! You is not fit to be a giant! You is... a cream puffnut! |
| 122 | * ''Literature/FireAndBlood:'' Princess Aerea Targaryen, terror of Dragonstone, once proclaimed a knight she didn't like "Ser Stupidface". |
| 123 | * ''Literature/SurvivorDogs'': |
| 124 | ** In the first book, Lucky tries to distract the Fierce Dogs from his friends by insulting them. His two attempts are "Hey, stupid!" and "Mad dogs, sad dogs, stupid crazy bad dogs!" This doesn't work, and they only go after him after [[YourMom he starts insulting their mothers.]] |
| 125 | ** ''The Endless Lake'' shows that this was a trick Lucky had used in the past. In a fight with the Fierce Dogs, Lucky gets up into their faces and flat-out asks, "Who do you think you're looking at, stinky?" |
| 126 | * ''Literature/TalesOfDunkAndEgg:'' Bryden Rivers dubs Lord Butterwell "Lord Butterbutt", an unusually juvenile move for such a typically smooth operator as he. Note that this is also ''after'' he's told Butterwell he's going to have his castle torn down for conspiracy to commit treason. |
| 127 | [[/folder]] |
| 128 | |
| 129 | [[folder:Live-Action TV]] |
| 130 | * On ''Series/ThirtyRock'', Jenna is angry at Liz because Jack wants her to hire an additional actor for the show. Liz tells Jenna that they can sit down and talk about the issue like adults. Enter Tracy. |
| 131 | -->'''Tracy:''' Liz Lemon, you booger face! I'm gonna kill you with a bazooka! ''[throws book at Liz, hits Jenna by accident]'' |
| 132 | * Sheldon of ''Series/TheBigBangTheory'' resorts to these kinds of insults when he doesn't have time to think of a good comeback, and will actually apologize for his "language" to whoever is there with him. |
| 133 | -->'''Sheldon:''' Now, if you'll excuse me, I'm going to do work which promises significant results. As opposed to what you do, which... does not. Yeah, you heard me! |
| 134 | * On ''Series/BrooklynNineNine'', Jeffords -- who is on an ill-advised diet -- lambasts Gina and Amy, who initially joined him only to give in to their cravings for food by yelling at them for being "Team Eating Food". In his defence, he's too hungry to come up with a better burn. |
| 135 | * ''Series/BuffyTheVampireSlayer'': |
| 136 | ** In "[[Recap/BuffyTheVampireSlayerS4E3TheHarshLightOfDay The Harsh Light of Day]]", after Buffy's one-night-stand with Parker ended badly, Willow called Parker a "poop-head". |
| 137 | ** In "[[Recap/BuffyTheVampireSlayerS3E19Choices Choices]]", after the Mayor delivers some pointed commentary on our StarCrossedLovers, Buffy and Angel gripe that he doesn't know what he's talking about, being a "big, stupid...evil guy." |
| 138 | ** In "[[Recap/BuffyTheVampireSlayerS4E17Superstar Superstar]]", a spell creates an AlternateUniverse where Buffy plays The Chick to a superhero. Her snarking skills have likewise been affected. |
| 139 | --->'''Spike:''' Back off, Betty.\ |
| 140 | '''Buffy:''' It's Buffy, you big bleached... stupid guy. |
| 141 | * Done in the ''Series/{{Community}}'' episode "[[Recap/CommunityS3E02GeographyOfGlobalConflict Geography of Global Conflict]]", when Annie has a complete breakdown at the end of her "Model UN-off" when it looks like her [[TheRival rival]] Annie Kim is going to beat her. Lampshaded by Jeff. |
| 142 | -->'''Annie:''' I want to win! And you...you ''suck!'' You're a stupid, ugly poop-face and '''''I'm better than you!'''''\ |
| 143 | '''Jeff:''' Annie, stop! You're acting like a little schoolgirl! And not in a hot way!\ |
| 144 | ''(the audience gasps)''\ |
| 145 | '''Jeff:''' Okay. Uh... That made me sound creepy. But here's the thing...\ |
| 146 | ''(Jeff abruptly leaves)'' |
| 147 | * ''Series/{{CSINY}}'': Dets. Angell and Flack have nabbed a mouthy suspect: |
| 148 | -->'''Angell''': Shut up, you stupid idiot! [''turns to Flack''] Is that redundant?\ |
| 149 | '''Flack''': Not with this guy, no. |
| 150 | * ''Series/DoctorWho'': |
| 151 | ** In "[[Recap/DoctorWhoS29E12TheSoundOfDrums The Sound of Drums]]", the Doctor blows out a security camera [[spoiler:the Master]] is using to watch him. In response... |
| 152 | --->[[spoiler:'''The Master:''']] Ooh, you... public menace! Better start running... |
| 153 | ** The Doctor gets one off on some robots who are holding his companions hostage, his inarticulation possibly due to the fact that he just walked out of a party with a half empty drink in his hand: |
| 154 | --->'''The Doctor:''' It's you! You're my favourite! You are the best, you know why? Cause you're so thick! You're mister thick thickity thickface from Thicktown, Thickannia. [[YourMom And so's your dad!]] |
| 155 | * ''Series/TheFactsOfLife'': Society-girl Blair is trying to insult street-wise Jo: |
| 156 | --> '''Blair:''' Turn blue!\ |
| 157 | '''Jo:''' [''gives her a blank look then turns to the other girls''] You see that? And that's the best she can do. |
| 158 | * ''Series/TheFreshPrinceOfBelAir'': Unsurprisingly, Carlton is usually the one to spring one of these. In one episode, after watching Will impress a Princeton representative with his streetwise antics, Carlton attempts to do the same and the official believes him to be insane and rejects his Princeton application. In desperation, he makes a ''death threat'' and gets suspended for it, and lands himself in hot water at home. When Will works his usual charm to try to cheer him up, Carlton ain't having it: |
| 159 | -->'''Carlton:''' Get away from me! This is all your fault! You ''big poopy!'' You get all the attention, all the girls, everything goes your way, why?! \ |
| 160 | '''Will:''' [[InsultBackfire Because I don't say things like "big poopy"?]] |
| 161 | * In an episode of ''Series/HappyEndings'', [[ControlFreak Jane]] and [[StraightGay Max]] are fighting over a sweater which both claim to be theirs. Max maintains they are not going to do one of their dumb competitions-before running away with the sweater. Jane chases and tackles him, shouting "Get back here, you gay!" Max's response is "'You gay'? That's the best you could come up with?" |
| 162 | * ''Series/HowIMetYourMother'': In "The Mermaid Theory"... |
| 163 | -->'''Barney:''' [[ItMakesSenseInContext Ever since you got pregnant, you're just a big fat manatee.]]\ |
| 164 | '''Lily:''' Well, you're a big stupid octopus face! |
| 165 | * ''Series/TheITCrowd'': |
| 166 | ** After Jen screws up as a lifeline in ''Series/WhoWantsToBeAMillionaire'', Moss says to her "Who wants to be a person who is ''wrong''!" |
| 167 | ** In another episode, Moss is trying to come up with something profane to say to curse out people he is mad at, and finally just says "Ploppers!" (meaning a turd that makes a plop sound). |
| 168 | * One episode of ''Series/LawAndOrderSpecialVictimsUnit'' had a grown woman with dissociative identity disorder calling her lawyer "dumbo" and "butthead". |
| 169 | * ''Series/MysteryScienceTheater3000'': |
| 170 | ** Bobo tends to insult people this way. Take, for example, this moment from Show 813 - Jack Frost: |
| 171 | --->'''Bobo:''' ''[trying and failing to read a letter]'' It says you're a dodo-head.\ |
| 172 | '''Observer:''' ''I'm'' the dodo-head? Why, of all the unmitigated gall! ''[[NoYou You're the dodo-head!]]'' |
| 173 | ** Another memorable riff from ''Film/RocketAttackUSA'': |
| 174 | --->'''Crow:''' Go away, you poopie ca-ca headed Russians! |
| 175 | * ''Series/TheOfficeUS'': When Jan tells Michael that his branch will be closed down in favor of Josh's Stanford based branch she says it's because the company has big plans for Josh in the new position implying that the entire branch is closing due to Michael's inability to match up to Josh. Michael then asks what position Josh will have in the restructured company, "King of the stupid universe?" |
| 176 | * In the ''Series/ParksAndRecreation'' episode "London", Leslie gets frustrated at the numerous efforts to recall her, and publicly refers to the people of Pawnee as "peepee heads". |
| 177 | * ''Series/PeepShow'': Mark, trying to get out of marrying Sophie, resolves to go over to someone and insult them, but can only think of saying "jizz-cock", which he laments is like calling someone a "piss-kidney" as a properly working cock ''would'' jizz. He nevertheless does it, and berates himself for not going with "arsehole" after the person he confronts calls him that. |
| 178 | * ''Series/ResidentAlien'': The insults that Harry aims at [[IntergenerationalRivalry Max]] are either basic curse words or too nonsensical to have any effect. |
| 179 | -->'''Harry:''' When I come out, you better be gone, you dumb, little, shit pocket.\ |
| 180 | '''Max:''' That makes no sense.\ |
| 181 | '''Harry:''' Yes, it does. If you put shit in your pocket. |
| 182 | * ''Series/SheHulkAttorneyAtLaw'': Jen Walters and Bruce Banner start fighting over his attempts to help her get used to the fact that she's now a Hulk too. Being cousins, their fight is less of a superhero battle and more childish insults and pushing each other around. |
| 183 | -->'''Bruce:''' Lunkhead!\ |
| 184 | '''Jen:''' Dummy! |
| 185 | * ''Series/TheSmellOfReevesAndMortimer'': Vic, in a moment of complete exasperation, finally snaps and tells Bob, to his face, that he is a silly sausage. Bob bursts into tears. |
| 186 | * In ''Series/TheSuiteLifeOfZackAndCody'', Maddie calls her employer Mr. Moseby a "meanie bo-beanie slo-venie" in an email she [[DeliveryNotDesired doesn't intend to send]]. When London sends the email anyway, the group [[IrrevocableMessage breaks into Mr. Moseby's office to delete it]] before he reads it. |
| 187 | * In ''Series/{{Supernatural}}'', lesser angel Castiel calls the Archangel Michael an "ass-butt" before he throws a molotov cocktail of holy fire at him. Castiel is new to insults, so this is a valiant effort. |
| 188 | * ''Series/TheWeirdAlShow'' episode "The Obligatory Holiday Episode" featured a sketch where Siskel and Ebert argued about a movie and resorted to calling each other things like "doodyhead" and "snotface". |
| 189 | * Colin Mochrie of ''Series/WhoseLineIsItAnyway'', [[NiceGuy when at his]] [[BuffySpeak sweariest]]. |
| 190 | * ''Series/WillAndGrace'': When Ellen finds out that [[ReallyGetsAround Grace once slept with her fiancé Rob]], she decides she has to sleep with Will to balance it out, despite [[IncompatibleOrientation his protests]]. When he tells her to stop and look at what she's doing, she flings herself on his bed in despair and declares herself to be a "dumb, stupid idiothead." |
| 191 | [[/folder]] |
| 192 | |
| 193 | [[folder:Music]] |
| 194 | * Music/{{Alestorm}} released a "clean" version of "Fucked by an Anchor" called "Flipped with a Sausage" that replaces the original's copious obscenity with lines like "Flip you with a mashed potato, you're all smelly ploppy heads." |
| 195 | * "The Dumb Song" by Gawkman (better known as Music/{{Psychostick}} guitarist Josh Key) and Murph (better known as Psychostick videographer Patrick Murphy) consists of virtually nothing but this trope. |
| 196 | * As Music/{{Cub}} tells us, "[[TheDevilIsALoser Satan sucks]]." |
| 197 | * Music/{{beabadoobee}}: Near the end of "I Wish I Was Stephen Malkmus", the singer tells her ex, "Your brain is shit. You're up your butt." |
| 198 | * Considering his PsychopathicManchild persona, this is a staple of Music/{{Eminem}}'s work. Probably the most blatant example is "Big Weenie", which has an overly long hook in which Eminem eviscerates his haters' insecurities and problems, landing on the pathetic conclusion "because you're a meanie". |
| 199 | |
| 200 | * {{Justified|trope}} in Music/TheLindaLindas'"Racist, Sexist Boy", since the youngest band member was in fourth grade at the time. |
| 201 | -->Poser\ |
| 202 | Blockhead\ |
| 203 | Riffraff\ |
| 204 | Jerkface |
| 205 | |
| 206 | [[/folder]] |
| 207 | |
| 208 | [[folder:Print Media]] |
| 209 | * In an interview for ''Magazine/{{Playboy}}'' magazine, humor writer Creator/DaveBarry referred to UsefulNotes/GeorgeHWBush and Dan Quayle as: "President Snailsucker and Vice-President Dootbrain." (He explained that "dootbrain" is "sort of a mild, nursery-school way of saying shithead.") |
| 210 | [[/folder]] |
| 211 | |
| 212 | [[folder:Puppet Shows]] |
| 213 | * In ''Film/ScoobyDooAdventuresTheMysteryMap'', Gnarlybeard the Pirate responds to Scooby and Shaggy flying away from the plank after being tricked into giving Scooby a Scooby Snack by calling the two "poopyheads". |
| 214 | [[/folder]] |
| 215 | |
| 216 | [[folder:T-shirts]] |
| 217 | * If you poke around some Christian bookstores and church thrift shops, you can find T-shirts that proudly declare your sincere, deeply-held conviction that "{{Satan}} is a poo-poo head!" [[http://www.zazzle.com/satan_is_a_poo_poo_head_bumper_sticker-128424537333589664 Also available on bumper stickers!]] |
| 218 | * Subverted at the last second by [[http://www.tshirthell.com/funny-shirts/you-big-fat-snot-nose-doodiehead-motherfucker this T-shirt]]. |
| 219 | -->''You big fat snot nose doodiehead stupidface tattletale barf breath poopypants motherfucker'' |
| 220 | [[/folder]] |
| 221 | |
| 222 | [[folder:Video Games]] |
| 223 | * ''VideoGame/{{Bully}}'': [[ButtMonkey Algie]], who isn't that great of a fighter, uses these when starting a fight. Only he would use terms such as "mayo face", "numb numb", "mustard stain", and "noonoo head". |
| 224 | * ''VideoGame/GenshinImpact'': Paimon loves to give "ugly nicknames" to those that annoyed her, like "Tone-Deaf Bard" (Venti), "Guhua Geek" (Xingqui), and "Bull-Chucker" (Itto). |
| 225 | ** Being childish himself, Itto calls Paimon "Flying Lavender Melon". |
| 226 | * A memorable exchange occurs on the ''VideoGame/GrandTheftAutoIII'' [[Radio/GTARadio in game radio station Chatterbox]], when host Lazlow is called by a representative from a militant anti-phone organization called [[FunWithAcronyms Citizens Raging Against Phones]]. When Lazlow begins to poke holes in the callers arguments (particularly, that she herself must be using a phone to call in to the station) both parties in the conversation rapidly devolves into playground insults, culminating in this: |
| 227 | -->'''Caller:''' ''[a woman who sounds about mid-30s]'' Nany nany boo-boo, stick your head in doo-doo! |
| 228 | * Asura characters in ''VideoGame/GuildWars2'' have been known to charge into battle yelling "You're dumb! You'll die and you'll leave a dumb corpse!" |
| 229 | * ''VideoGame/MonkeyIsland'': |
| 230 | ** Insult Swordfighting duels always give you the option to wittingly insult your opponent with "you're ugly!" and "you're stupid!" These insults automatically fail, with the only rebuttal being "is that the best you can come up with?". |
| 231 | ** And then there's Guybrush's often used insult "You big old bed-wetting doody head." |
| 232 | * ''VideoGame/{{Portal}}'': [=GLaDOS=] is a super-intelligent AI who intones in RoboSpeak, so when she lapses into playground insults it is equally [[MissionControlIsOffItsMeds jarring]] and hilarious. |
| 233 | -->'''[=GLaDOS=]''': I have your brain scanned and permanently backed up in case something terrible happens to you, ''[[DeadlyGas which it's just about to]].'' Don't believe me? Here, I'll put you on:\ |
| 234 | ''[In a mocking tone]'' [=HeLlOoOoOo=]!\ |
| 235 | THAT'S ''YOU!'' THAT'S HOW ''DUMB'' YOU SOUND! |
| 236 | ** In ''VideoGame/{{Portal 2}}'', Wheatley is inspired to imitate [=GLaDOS=]' insults from earlier in the game about Chell [[UnreliableExpositor supposedly]] being [[YouAreFat fat]] and [[AdoptionDiss adopted]]. The best he can come up with is "Fatty Fatty No-Parents." |
| 237 | * Games made by Creator/{{SNK}} in the '90s (such as ''VideoGame/TheKingOfFighters'', ''VideoGame/FatalFury'', and ''VideoGame/ArtOfFighting'') were ''full'' of this stuff due to their notorious translation. Victory quotes in particular contain some of the most ridiculous {{trash talk}} you'll ever hear. One of Ryo's win quotes in ''KOF [='=]98'' might just take the cake. |
| 238 | -->'''Ryo:''' Absolute karate. That's Kyokugen. And don't you forget it, dweebenheimer! |
| 239 | * ''VideoGame/StreetFighterAlpha 2'' has a standout example in the English version, from [[NotSoStoic Guy]] of all people. |
| 240 | -->'''M. Bison:''' My soldiers are skilled, but I am supreme.\ |
| 241 | '''Guy:''' Yea, a supreme fat-head! |
| 242 | * Creator/{{Capcom}}'s ''Manga/JoJosBizarreAdventure'' [[VideoGame/JoJosBizarreAdventureHeritageForTheFuture game]] offers this translation (Polnareff to Devo): |
| 243 | -->(Japanese) Kono doteizoku yarou ga! (~ You vulgar bastard!)\ |
| 244 | (English) You are an incredible loser! |
| 245 | * Most of the trash talk in ''VideoGame/TeamFortress2'' is of this calibre. With the Spy, it's doubly hilarious because he says fratboy-level insults as if he's Film/JamesBond. |
| 246 | -->'''Spy:''' They should call you whiners [[Film/DrNo Dr. Nooooooooo]]! |
| 247 | * In ''VideoGame/WayOfTheSamurai4'', if you fight Kotobuki at the start of the game, and then confront him again in the evening after meeting with Akagi (who leads Kotobuki's enemies, the nationalist Disciples of Prajna faction), you can choose to call him and his lackeys "stupidheads". |
| 248 | -->'''Kotobuki:''' "Stupidheads"? What are you, twelve? |
| 249 | * ''VideoGame/Borderlands2'': |
| 250 | ** [[PsychopathicManchild Handsome Jack]], despite being a [[TheChessmaster terrifyingly]] [[ManipulativeBastard effective]] enemy, frequently calls up the [[PlayerCharacter Vault Hunters]] [[EvilIsPetty just to fling these sorts of insults at them]]. |
| 251 | ** The Handsome Jack double in Opportunity also hurls constant, impotent insults at the player. He seems to be reading them off a script or something. "You're short and I'll kill you, Gunzerker." |
| 252 | * There's a moment in ''VideoGame/MassEffect1'' where Shepard can refer to a hanar preacher as a "big stupid jellyfish." This gets a CallBack in ''VideoGame/MassEffect3'', when an Indoctrinated hanar tries to sell out its species to the Reapers. Upon hearing the InsaneTrollLogic it's using, Shepard gets so mad [[{{Angrish}} all he/she can say]] is "[[PunctuatedForEmphasis You. Big. Stupid. Jellyfish!]]" |
| 253 | * Laura in ''VideoGame/SilentHill2'' gets exasperated at James in one scene, and, after some stammering, angrily yells out "you fartface!" To be fair, she ''is'' a kid. |
| 254 | %%* The tone of the insults between the Gullwings and the Leblanc Syndicate in ''VideoGame/FinalFantasyX2'' tends towards this. |
| 255 | * The titular hero from ''VideoGame/TheLegendOfTianding'' will occasionally drop these kinds of insults before facing bosses. For instance, the second boss fight where he taunts Nakamura - a huge, musclebound mercenary armed to the teeth - by calling him "big stupid gorilla". |
| 256 | * In ''VideoGame/TheLegendOfZeldaBreathOfTheWild'', [[{{Ninja}} Yiga Clan assassins]] disguised as Hylian travelers will occasionally gush about Master Kohga, their FatBastard leader. Link has the option to say he "has a big dumb belly", which naturally doesn't go over well. |
| 257 | * ''VideoGame/TomodachiLife'' can sometimes have a pair of Miis fighting. They may sling childish insults at each other like "You smell like a chimpanzee!" and "You look like a potato!" Rap battles can also have similar juvenile insults. |
| 258 | * In ''VideoGame/DoubleDragonNeon'', if one of the Lee brothers gets to the door to the next area before the other, he'll cross his arms and taunt his brother by saying things like "Hurry up, buttcake!" Other choice insults include "weiner" and "poindexter." |
| 259 | * ''VideoGame/TrialsOfMana'': Fittingly for someone who is mentally still a child (and an incredibly sheltered one at that), Charlotte resorts to insults like this when she isn't reduced to {{Angrish}}. |
| 260 | * ''VideoGame/TwistedWonderland'': Vil Schoenheit tends to call people he doesn't like "potatoes". |
| 261 | * In ''VideoGame/WorldsEndClub'', Chuko and Kansai bicker from time to time, calling each other childish names. After Kansai makes fun of Chuko for being bitten by a rat, their squabbling includes these notable insults: |
| 262 | -->'''Kansai:''' Why you nasty little stumpy, frumpy whizjiggit!!\ |
| 263 | '''Chuko:''' Oh yeah? You stuck up, pin-headed, brainless fart knocker!! |
| 264 | * In ''VideoGame/{{Undertale}}'', [[spoiler:Sans has some {{Trust Password}}s set up in case he needs to verify a time-traveler, which he'll tell the player character if, [[PacifistRun with zero kills]], you reset after hearing his spiel and replay it. In order, they are "I'm a stupid doodoo butt" and "I'm the legendary fartmaster". [[HypocriticalHumor He'll call you out for being childish and infantile when you tell him these passwords.]]]] |
| 265 | * In ''VideoGame/TheElderScrollsVSkyrim'', the insults the Dragonborn might shout with the "Throw Voice" shout all amount to this. |
| 266 | -->"Hey, slug-breath!"\ |
| 267 | "Hey, melon-nose!"\ |
| 268 | "Hey, cheese brain!"\ |
| 269 | "Hey, ugly!"\ |
| 270 | "Hey, troll bait!"\ |
| 271 | "Hey, skeever butt!" |
| 272 | * ''VideoGame/LeagueOfLegends'': [[TerroristWithoutACause Jinx]] is [[PsychopathicManchild not a very mature anarchist]], and she gives childish and petty nicknames to her [[ArchEnemy most direct enemies]], calling [[CowboyCop Vi]] "Fat Hands" (for her giant PowerFist weapons) and [[TheSheriff Caitlyn]] "Hat Lady (for [[HatOfAuthority her signature top hat]]). |
| 273 | * During the "Broom Closet Ending" of ''VideoGame/TheStanleyParable'' (read: the player shuts themselves in a broom closet and refuses to leave), the Narrator resorts to this. |
| 274 | -->"Stanley was fat and ugly and really really stupid. He probably only got his job because of a family connection; that's how stupid he is. That, or with drug money. Also, Stanley is addicted to drugs and hookers." |
| 275 | [[/folder]] |
| 276 | |
| 277 | [[folder:Visual Novels]] |
| 278 | * In ''VisualNovel/PhoenixWrightAceAttorneyJusticeForAll'', after Phoenix [[spoiler:accuses a disabled person of murdering a victim]], a person in the audience can be heard calling him a poopyhead. |
| 279 | * Rayfa from ''VisualNovel/PhoenixWrightAceAttorneySpiritOfJustice'' is normally confident and poised, but she resorts to using childish insults against Phoenix whenever she gets flustered. |
| 280 | * In Chapter 5 of ''VisualNovel/Danganronpa2GoodbyeDespair'', during [[MisplacedKindergartenTeacher Monomi's]] Panic Talk Action, the best insult she can manage is "Hajime, you stupidface!". |
| 281 | [[/folder]] |
| 282 | |
| 283 | [[folder:Webcomics]] |
| 284 | * ''Webcomic/TheInexplicableAdventuresOfBob.'' When Rocko gets rejected for a teaching job at an etiquette school, Molly says, "Aw, they're just a gaggle of poop-headed elitists! You're neat!" |
| 285 | ** Similarly, when Bob and Jean have been having a fight, and when their daughter Molly asks her about it, Jean is struggling not to curse in front of her. |
| 286 | --->'''Jean''': Your daddy is a... is a... is a... |
| 287 | --->'''Molly''': Doo-doo head? |
| 288 | --->'''Jean''': YES!!!!! |
| 289 | * In ''Webcomic/EverydayHeroes'', when Greta Goode actually ''loses a video game'' (*gasp!*), she [[http://eheroes.smackjeeves.com/comics/1991195/the-start-of-a-beautiful-friendship/ unleashes her fury]] on the victor ... which, at age 7, amounts to "You big stinkybutt!" |
| 290 | * Elan in ''Webcomic/TheOrderOfTheStick'' is prone to using insults like these. He's slightly better since he received expert training in the Bardic art of YouFightLikeACow (hey, even lame puns are an improvement), though his insults outside of combat are as lame as ever. |
| 291 | * ''Webcomic/PennyArcade'': upon learning that laser eye surgery does not in fact give you a [[EyeBeams laser eye,]] Gabe decrees that a better name would be [[http://penny-arcade.com/comic/2011/08/24 "dumb eye-fixer surgery for stupids."]] |
| 292 | * ''Webcomic/EveryButtonHurtsTheOtherGuy'': After Afro's tirade of insults, Russel responds by call him a loser. |
| 293 | * ''Webcomic/{{Archipelago}}'': Sadly, Clair the teleporting golem-controlling part dragon (really) is only six years old. Thus, this is what has to do for a PreAsskickingOneLiner against a complete sociopath: |
| 294 | -->'''Clair''': Stupid dog-eating poo pirate! Rotten big nosed fly butt face! Evil stinky puke sniffing baby puncher! You big *sniff* you big meany! |
| 295 | * ''Webcomic/OzyAndMillie'' throws around such childish insults as "Boogerface", "Dorkbutt", and "Pootyhead". |
| 296 | * In ''Webcomic/ThePetriDish'', Thaddeus Euphemism calls his coworker a "wussy chowderhead" in one strip and cats "buttheads" in another. |
| 297 | * ''Webcomic/SlightlyDamned'' the Angelic language does not have cuss words, so when two people try to insult each other in Angelic, the translation of what they are saying sounds like they are talking in SpockSpeak, or SophisticatedAsHell without the Hell part, including insults such as "son of an ugly woman." |
| 298 | * A running gag in ''Webcomic/ProblemSleuth''. Any time the main characters write Unpleasant Notes to each other, they're schoolyard insults like "Ace Retard", "dumb", and "Impolite" (with a tinier sketch simply reading [[PokeThePoodle "rude"]]). The crowner has to be Problem Sleuth's [[https://www.homestuck.com/problem-sleuth/1517 strongly worded letter]] towards Demonhead Mobster Kingpin: |
| 299 | --> ''(Accompanied by crude sketches reading "DMK IS SO STUPID", "MORON", "JACK ASS", and "UGLY")''\ |
| 300 | dmk you smell bad and you suck. god do you even know how lame you are?\ |
| 301 | what is with all these heads and where do you get off being so impossible anyway.\ |
| 302 | [[BreakingTheFourthWall we spent more than half the game fighting you.]]\ |
| 303 | if ugly retards were turds you would be the one that smells the worst\ |
| 304 | \ |
| 305 | problem sleuth |
| 306 | ** The best part? That letter was treated as such a savage [[TheReasonYouSuckSpeech "Reason You Suck" Speech]] it actually did ''physical damage''. |
| 307 | * In ''Webcomic/ElGoonishShive'', Pandora calls the Will of Magic a butt face. Appropriately she is in the form of a young girl when she does this but given that she's ReallySevenHundredYearsOld it makes this also an example of ImmortalImmaturity. |
| 308 | [[/folder]] |
| 309 | |
| 310 | [[folder:Web Original]] |
| 311 | * ''Blog/RainbowDashReadsHomestuck'' tends to use the hashtags to deliver the opinion of the blogger on other ponies. Namely, that they are butts. |
| 312 | * Generator (Jade Sinclair) of the ''Literature/WhateleyUniverse'' seems to have this as her signature insult, mainly with the word 'poopyhead'. |
| 313 | * As part of the ''Website/{{Neopets}}'' "Search for the Crown" plot, the crown's thieves leave behind a note that reads [[https://bookofages.jellyneo.net/assets/imgs/events/pages/search-for-the-crown_note.gif "We have stolen your crown Vyssa! U smell and U have a spotty bum!"]] |
| 314 | [[/folder]] |
| 315 | |
| 316 | [[folder:Web Videos]] |
| 317 | * The ''WebVideo/EpicRapBattlesOfHistory'' battle between Barack Obama and Mitt Romney eventually devolves into this. [[spoiler:Only for the trend to reverse when Abe Lincoln makes his entrance.]] |
| 318 | * In Creator/AllisonPregler's reviews of ''Series/{{Charmed|1998}},'' she quotes one message board that referred to [[DieForOurShip Neighbor Dan]] as a "greasy butt-crack poo-flap." Lupa considers this one of the greatest phrases ever invented. |
| 319 | * Used in ''Franchise/StarWars Episode III:'' ''[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-BZk9MQa0YA A Lost Hope]]'', which was a parody trailer for ''Film/StarWarsEpisodeIIIRevengeOfTheSith'': |
| 320 | -->'''Anakin:''' Explain this, Obi-Wan! *holds up a stick figure drawing of himself, where he is labeled as a "Poo Poo Head"*\ |
| 321 | '''Obi-Wan:''' I did not draw that.\ |
| 322 | '''Anakin:''' It's right here, clear in purple crayon! *points to the signature which reads "By: Obee Wan Kanobee + Padme Too"*\ |
| 323 | '''Obi-wan:''' Well you ''are'' quite the poo poo head.\ |
| 324 | '''Anakin:''' I'll show you a poo poo head. *ignites lightsaber* |
| 325 | * In the ''WebVideo/GameGrumps'' merch advertisement video "A Very Grumpy Christmas", the narrator refers to Arin's "stupid old face, which was dumb." |
| 326 | -->'''Arin:''' Really, guys? Who wrote this?\ |
| 327 | ''[Barry and Brian high-five, laughing]'' |
| 328 | * ''WebAnimation/{{Tankmen}}'': Done by Steve in Tankmen 0.5 in response to a [[ProtestByObstruction man standing in the way]] of his tank, also known as Bill. Compared to his previous threats to [[CarFu run over the guy with his tank]], the insult manages to actually get a serious reaction from Bill. |
| 329 | --> '''Steve''': You're ugly! |
| 330 | --> ''[[RecordNeedleScratch *WHIIIRRRP*]]'' |
| 331 | --> '''Steve''': And nobody likes you! |
| 332 | --> '''John''': [[ThisIsGonnaSuck Oh no...]] |
| 333 | --> '''Bill''': ''[[TryingNotToCry *sniffs*]]'' I... I ju- ''*whimpers*'' [[MyParentsAreDead my family's dead and I-]] ''*continues whimpering*'' |
| 334 | * In ''WebVideo/TFSAtTheTable'', Creator/Hbi2k's character Eloy tends to shout "Hey you [[RunningGag big dummy!]]" whenever attempting [[IShallTauntYou Vicious Mockery]]. |
| 335 | * "You idiot poopface" in ''WebVideo/JustAPancake'''s ''Franchise/KingdomHearts'' [[https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCnunwIyMZGo33iHJ4F09eow parody videos]]. It seems to have started with "[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MMwQtFEsIZw Explaining the Lauriam-Marluxia confusion]]". |
| 336 | * ''[[WebVideo/RealTimeFandub SnapCube's Real-Time Fandub]]'' of ''VideoGame/ShadowTheHedgehog'' has this wonderful example: |
| 337 | --->'''Shadow:''' I don't think so, Eggman! You have to do what I say, or else you're under arrest, Eggman! Eggface! Eggpoopypoopybutt! |
| 338 | --->'''Eggman:''' You may be the- ''don't you ever '''fucking''' call me that ever again, I'll '''KILL''' YOU!!'' |
| 339 | * ''WebVideo/PuppetHistory'': During one of his rants, The Professor refers to his arch-nemisis as that "wretched God-damn loser genie." |
| 340 | * ''WebAnimation/DingoDoodles'': When Sips and Erina reunite in Episode 22, Erina calls Sips "Mr Jerk-Abandoning-Your-Friends-Monkey-Face", then tries to claim she had a more succinct insult prepared. |
| 341 | * ''WebVideo/SMPLive'': "You stupid idiot" and "you dumb idiot" are favorite insults of Schlatt's. |
| 342 | * ''Webcomic/TheBedfellows'' web series episode "Fans" has Sheen and Fatigue both call the overweight cat bashing their show a "meanie jerkhead". |
| 343 | [[/folder]] |
| 344 | |
| 345 | [[folder:Western Animation]] |
| 346 | * ''WesternAnimation/AdventureTime'' has a lot of fun with this, including the page quote. |
| 347 | ** Finn and Princess Bubblegum build a RubeGoldbergDevice that serves two purposes: a) to wake up [[RoyallyScrewedUp the Earl of Lemongrab]] via marble to the head, and b) to unfurl a small scroll that reads "You Really Smell Like Dog Buns". |
| 348 | ** This exchange at the end: |
| 349 | --->'''Princess Bubblegum:''' ''[now an adult again]'' Yo! Earl!\ |
| 350 | '''Lemongrab:''' WHAT?!\ |
| 351 | '''Princess Bubblegum:''' Hey, you're ''fired!'' You ''butt!''\ |
| 352 | '''Lemongrab:''' ''[[{{Angrish}} OOORRRRRRARRRRRGHHGH!!!]]'' |
| 353 | ** In the pilot, Jake refers to the Ice King as "a patoot," to which Finn (then called Penn) replies "He's, like, ''fifty'' patoots!" |
| 354 | * ''WesternAnimation/AvatarTheLastAirbender'': In "The Great Divide", Sokka and Katara resort to this after an argument between them quickly escalates. |
| 355 | -->'''Sokka:''' Why don't you ask Ms Know-It-All, Queen of the Twigs? |
| 356 | -->'''Katara:''' Oh yeah?! Well you're Mr Lazy-Bum, King of the... Tents! |
| 357 | * The ''WesternAnimation/BunsenIsABeast'' episode "Network Newbs" has Bob respond to Amanda's unsuccessful attempt at ruining Bunsen and Mikey's reputation by calling her a big meanie-head. |
| 358 | * On ''WesternAnimation/CelebrityDeathmatch'', in the fight between Simon Cowell and Ryan Seacrest, Seacrest can only come up with lame insults like "doodoo head" and "double doodoo head" in response to Cowell's epic burns. |
| 359 | * ''WesternAnimation/CodenameKidsNextDoor'': |
| 360 | ** Considering that the main characters are all ten years old, the word "dummyhead" is used several times. |
| 361 | ** Minor villain Potty Mouth has profanity as his theme, but in practice he mainly just uses puerile insults like "doodyhead". |
| 362 | * ''WesternAnimation/DextersLaboratory'': |
| 363 | ** In "The Big Cheese", Dee Dee greets Dexter at breakfast with a cheerful "Morning, poophead!" |
| 364 | ** "Go, Dexter Family! Go" has Dexter captured by aliens who plan to use his knowledge for their sinister designs. The alien leader reads Dexter's thoughts and is infuriated that none of them are what he's looking for. One of Dexter's thoughts read is "My sister Dee Dee is a certified stupidhead". |
| 365 | * On ''WesternAnimation/EarthwormJim'', Jim comes into possession of a book that Evil the Cat needs to destroy the universe. After multiple failed attempts to get the book, Evil disguises himself as a small child ([[MostDefinitelyNotAVillain and not a cat]]) who's bored and is looking for a book to read. Jim is moved to tears by his story. |
| 366 | -->'''Jim:''' Poor suffering tyke. (Wails) Your piteous tale has touched my heart! My mind reels back to my own sad childhood! The horrible dank burrows! The constant hunger for decaying vegetation! And the crows! The terrible, dreaded crows!! (Sobbing)\ |
| 367 | '''Evil:''' Just give me the book, you fathead. |
| 368 | * From ''WesternAnimation/EdEddNEddy'', " Stinkyhat" and "[[SesquipedalianLoquaciousness Odiferous curdcoat]]!" |
| 369 | * ''WesternAnimation/FamilyGuy'': |
| 370 | ** "[[Recap/FamilyGuyS3E2BrianDoesHollywood Brian Does Hollywood]]" provides the {{Trope Namer|s}}. The Griffins are watching ''Series/KidsSayTheDarndestThings'', where a little girl is tearfully recounting the story of her being molested by a man who said he would kill her if she ever told anyone. She describes her attacker as having "a big, stupid doodoo-head". The show being what it is, Creator/BillCosby focuses entirely on that line, which gets roaring laughter out of the audience as Cosby does a goofy dance. |
| 371 | ** There's also the time Peter tried to talk to Chris' bully, Kyle. Kyle mocks him, and when he calls Peter a "poop nose", Peter beats the crap out of him. |
| 372 | * Parodied in ''WesternAnimation/{{Freakazoid}}'', where Freakazoid calls Guitierrez a weenie... who takes it as an extreme insult. |
| 373 | -->''I AM '''NOT''' A WEENIE! '''YOU''' ARE THE WEENIE!'' |
| 374 | * ''WesternAnimation/{{Futurama}}'': |
| 375 | %%** Leela used it as a capstone to an angry rant. |
| 376 | ** "[[Recap/FuturamaS7E1TheBotsAndTheBees The Bots and the Bees]]" gives us this exchange between Bender and his son Ben: |
| 377 | --->'''Ben:''' Bend it, daddy! Bend it like it called you poo-poo face!\ |
| 378 | '''Bender:''' It called me ''what?!'' |
| 379 | ** "[[Recap/FuturamaS3E5TheBirdbotOfIcecatraz The Birdbot of Ice-catraz]]": |
| 380 | --->'''Fry:''' Fine, I've got a toast. To Captain Bender, he's the best... at being a big jerk who's stupid and his big ugly face is as dumb as a butt!\ |
| 381 | '''Bender:''' ''[unimpressed]'' I've heard better. |
| 382 | ** "Man, the future's a total craphole, and whoever lives here is a [[DepartmentOfRedundancyDepartment crap-faced sack of crap!]]" |
| 383 | ** In "[[Recap/FuturamaS2E15TheProblemWithPopplers The Problem with Popplers]]", during a televised debate over whether or not it's okay to eat popplers, Jrrr calls Fishy Joe a "mean old caca-head". Fishy Joe isn't impressed. |
| 384 | --->'''Fishy Joe:''' Sir, I'm making a point. If these gutter-mouth creatures are so smart, why don't they defend themselves, huh? [eats some popplers] |
| 385 | * Mabel Pines of ''WesternAnimation/GravityFalls'' tends to use insults like these, such as "butt-faces" or "poop heads". |
| 386 | * In ''WesternAnimation/HomeMovies'', a background character repeatedly tells Brendon "You suck!" and that he's going to lose an upcoming fight. |
| 387 | -->'''Yelling guy:''' See you tomorrow -- Loser's Day!\ |
| 388 | '''Brendon:''' I'm going home.\ |
| 389 | '''Yelling guy:''' Going home to do what? ''Lose?''\ |
| 390 | ''[[[ActuallyPrettyFunny Melissa laughs]]]'' |
| 391 | * In the ''WesternAnimation/JohnnyBravo'' episode "Rashomoron", Johnny and Little Suzy engage in this kind of name-calling. |
| 392 | -->'''Johnny''': You're a stupidhead!\ |
| 393 | '''Little Suzy:''' You're a stupid stupidhead!\ |
| 394 | '''Johnny:''' You're a stupidhead times ten!\ |
| 395 | '''Little Suzy:''' You're a stupidhead exponentionally to the ninth level! |
| 396 | * ''WesternAnimation/{{Metalocalypse}}'': During Doctor Rockzo's intervention, when asked to give his honest opinion, Nathan Explosion has this to say about him: |
| 397 | -->'''Nathan:''' ''[reading from a letter]'' Okay, um. Ahem. "Doctor Rockso: I hate you, and I think you should die, you are an idiot and I hate your voice, there's no room on this paper to properly describe how much I hate you, go die." There, is that good? |
| 398 | * ''WesternAnimation/ThePowerpuffGirls1998'' : |
| 399 | ** Bubbles in the episode "Bubblevicious", as she is blasted by Mojo Jojo's powerful laser ray. |
| 400 | --->'''Bubbles:''' ''[straining with all her reserve]'' I'm... not... gonna... cry... you... dumb... DOO-DOO BRAIN!\ |
| 401 | '''Mojo:''' "Doo-doo brain?!" That's it! I've had it with your sassy mouth! I didn't want to do this! ...Well, actually, I did.\ |
| 402 | (''Mojo turns the dial on the laser up to eleven.'') |
| 403 | ** Bubbles does it again in "Three Girls and a Monster", after she manages to politely convince a rampaging monster to leave Townsville. She turns to Blossom and Buttercup (who had been arguing the whole episode over whether brains or brawn was better) and shrieks "''That's'' how you get rid of a monster, you ''big fat doo-doo-headed ninnies!''" The scene depends on the contrast between Bubbles' treatment of the monster (perfectly calm, polite, and soft-spoken), and her treatment of her sisters (seething in anger, and frustrated with their endless arguments). |
| 404 | * In a ''WesternAnimation/TheRealGhostbusters'' Halloween Special, a monster named Boogaloo is terrorizing the city. Peter tries to get its attention. "Hey, Boogaloo! You're ugly and your mother dresses you funny!" For the record, Boogaloo is about a hundred feet tall, covered in multiple faces and tentacles, and not wearing any clothing at all. Nevertheless, it works. |
| 405 | -->'''Boogaloo:''' That's cute. I ''hate'' cute. |
| 406 | ** In the ''first'' Halloween episode, Egon has to distract some creatures for a moment. He starts to insult them, and immediately realizes he can't think of anything good. Hilariously, his nonsensical insult ''works:'' |
| 407 | --->'''Egon:''' You call yourselves goblins? You're nothing but a bunch of – Oh gosh....... ''zonegweebies!"'' |
| 408 | --->'''Goblin:''' Zone... gweebies? ''Raaaargh!!!!'' |
| 409 | * In an episode of ''WesternAnimation/{{Recess}}'', there's a scene where two first graders are arguing. One of them calls the other a loser, causing him to call the other a "Loser-more". |
| 410 | * In ''WesternAnimation/TheSimpsons'': |
| 411 | ** In "[[Recap/TheSimpsonsS5E3HomerGoesToCollege Homer Goes to College]]", after an accident with a proton accelerator while at college, Homer was assigned some outside tutoring by the Dean. Homer decides to get revenge by prank calling the Dean: |
| 412 | --->''[telephone rings, Dean picks up]''\ |
| 413 | '''Dean:''' Hello?\ |
| 414 | '''Homer:''' ''[in poorly-disguised voice]'' Hello, Dean? You're a stupid-head!\ |
| 415 | '''Dean:''' ''[looks out window, sees Homer at phone booth]'' Homer, is that you?\ |
| 416 | '''Homer:''' AAH! ''[flees]'' |
| 417 | ** From "[[Recap/TheSimpsonsS13E15BlameItOnLisa Blame it on Lisa]]": |
| 418 | --->'''Dance Instructor:''' Now we are working on our most powerful dance: the ''Penetrada''! It makes sex look like a church!\ |
| 419 | '''Marge:''' I don't think my daughter should be hearing this.\ |
| 420 | '''Dance Instructor:''' You cannot protect her forever! You stupid lady! |
| 421 | ** From ''[[Recap/TheSimpsonsS6E20TwoDozenAndOneGreyhounds Two Dozen And One Greyhounds]]'': |
| 422 | --->'''Bart:''' Hey, jerkface! You have the face of a jerk! |
| 423 | * ''WesternAnimation/SpongeBobSquarePants'': |
| 424 | ** Patrick has called a gang of bikers "little baby doody heads." |
| 425 | ** One episode had Plankton calling his customers "doo-doo dunderheads". |
| 426 | * In the ''WesternAnimation/TeenTitansGo'' and ''WesternAnimation/ThunderCatsRoar'' crossover "[[Recap/TeenTitansGoS5E52TeenTitansRoar Teen Titans Roar]]", Lion-O's counterpart from [[WesternAnimation/ThunderCats1985 the 1980's ThunderCats]] makes the claim that ''[=ThunderCats=] Roar'' is a worthy successor to the original cartoon and that anyone who disagrees is "a poop mouth with poop opinions". |
| 427 | * In ''WesternAnimation/TimeWarpTrio'' in one episode, the trio encountered a ruthless Mayan lord named Cacapupahet which essentially was pronounced as ''Ka-Ka-Poo-Poo-Head''. The boys could not contain their amusement about it. |
| 428 | * ''WesternAnimation/TotalDrama'': |
| 429 | ** In utter frustration that he can't stop himself from being nice in "[[Recap/TotalDramaNoEggspectsTheSpanishOpposition No Egg-spects the Spanish Opposition]]", Duncan curses during his confessional. It's not an impressive curse: "Agh! Goshy-gosh, poopy face, fuzzy slipper!", and he laments that even his swears are soft. |
| 430 | ** Upon being asked in "[[Recap/TotalDramaMoMonkeyMoProblems Mo' Monkey, Mo' Problems]]" why he thinks Jasmine doesn't fear him, the ever-mature Max replies that it's because she "has a dumb-face disease and is a stinky bad person." |
| 431 | * The ''WesternAnimation/TransformersAnimated'' episode "SUV: Society of Ultimate Villainy" has Sari Sumdac reprogram the Reception Bot to say "Welcome to Sumdac Tower. Porter C. Powell is a boogerhead" to get back at Porter C. Powell taking over her father's company and kicking her out of the premises after exposing that there was no legal proof of her existence. |
| 432 | * In ''WesternAnimation/TheVentureBrothers'', Molotov Cocktease, in a fantasy sequence of Hank's, calls Dr. Venture exactly this phrase, citing it as the reason he won't let Hank and Molotov be together. |
| 433 | * ''WesternAnimation/WhatIf2021'': In "[[Recap/WhatIfS1E7WhatIfThorWereAnOnlyChild What If... Thor Were An Only Child?]]", Thor tells Captain Marvel, "You know, there's a Midgardian word for women like you." Carol glares at him with glowing eyes, the scene is played up as if it's leading into a really vile insult... and Thor calls her a "party pooper" (and caps it off with "There, I said it!" as if it were a really brash and daring statement). |
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| 436 | -> ''{{No|You}}'', '''''your''''' ''[[BrickJoke brain is stupid!]]'' |
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