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11	[[quoteright:350:[[VideoGame/TwistedMetal https://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/images/sweet-tooth-concept-art.jpg]]]]
12	[[caption-width-right:350:This truck serves 31 flavors of ''TERROR AND CHAOS!'']]
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14	->''"SUCK'' ''my'' ''POPSICLE!"''
15	-->-- Decal on Skids'/Mudflap's ice-cream truck mode in ''Film/TransformersRevengeOfTheFallen''
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17	Ah, the ice cream truck. That all-American, summertime staple of childhood.
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19	But what's this? The truck's driver is a ChildHater who's doing this as a front to sell drugs. Or maybe he's a [[PaedoHunt child molester]] who can't keep his [[ICallHimMisterHappy Mr. Softie]] in his pants. Or he's an uncaptured SerialKiller who's stashing the bodies away between the fudge pops and the Creamsicles. [[ArsonMurderAndJaywalking Worst of all, maybe he won't stop to sell the protagonists some ice cream.]] And his truck is either an [[TheAllegedCar Alleged Car]] (either played straight or exaggerated), redesigned from a paddy wagon or a discarded military vehicle, or looks as if it was featured on an episode of ''Series/PimpMyRide'' (TruthInTelevision: there really ''was'' an episode of ''Pimp My Ride'' in which an ice cream truck driver calls upon Music/{{Xzibit}} and his ride-pimping crew to make his ride a [[{{Pun}} cool]] one). And that happy, tinkly music somehow [[SoundtrackDissonance only adds to the creepiness]].
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21	For some reason, ice-cream truck drivers in fiction are hardly ever as wholesome as one might expect.
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23	SubTrope of CreepyStalkerVan and SweetsOfTemptation. May overlap with MonsterClown. The trope is named after the Good Humor ice cream company. Compare SinisterCar.
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30	[[folder:Advertising]]
31	* In one of the Red Rock Cider ads, [[Series/PoliceSquad Detective Drebin]] is manning an undercover police unit, [[PaperThinDisguise cunningly disguised as an ice cream van called MR POLICEY]].
32	-->'''Customer:''' Give me a couple of cones.\
33	''[Lt. Drebin hands him two [[VisualPun traffic cones]]].''
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36	[[folder:Anime & Manga]]
37	* In ''Manga/FullmetalAlchemist'', the "Funny Bear" ice cream truck shows up in Central to hand out ammunition, mortars, and other materials. The enemy forces radio each other to watch out for the ice cream truck, so Mustang's team repaints it as the "Funny Bear" hot dog truck.
38	* In the short story "Ice Cream Bus" from ''Manga/JunjiItoKyoufuMangaCollection'', the bus looks normal, and the driver is a typical handsome {{Bishonen}}, but [[spoiler:it lures children away and [[BodyHorror slowly transforms them into ice cream]], [[AndIMustScream which/who they eat as they transform into ice cream]]]].
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41	[[folder:Comic Books]]
42	* In the ''Franchise/{{Batman}}'' comics, Mr. Freeze has hijacked an ice cream truck on at least one occasion. Though he stole it mainly to survive, as he can only live in cold temperatures.
43	** It's also used sometimes by ComicBook/TheJoker.
44	** The ''ComicBook/Batman66'' story "Mr. Freeze Breaks the Ice"/"Batman Doesn't Play Nice" has Mr. Freeze pose as an ice cream man to sell the citizens of Gotham devices called you-coolers during a heat wave as a front to manipulate the people into helping him freeze over Gotham City.
45	* One of the minor villains from ''ComicBook/{{Chew}}'' had the ability to make ice cream, that would give anyone who ate it fatal brain freeze (meaning that it would [[VisualPun literally encase said person's head in a block of ice)]]. Naturally, he stole an ice cream truck in order to sell his ice cream to the unsuspecting civilians.
46	* ''ComicBook/GIJoeARealAmericanHeroIDW'':
47	** In issue #178, the Blue Ninjas launch an assault on Broca Beach. The head Blue Ninja masterminds the operation from a [[WeaponizedCar heavily armed ice cream truck]] that he uses to mow down Cobra forces.
48	** Firefly detonates the home of Wade Collins while driving an ice cream truck in issue #215.
49	* ''ComicBook/IceCreamMan'' follows a [[RealityWarper reality warping]] ice cream man who drives around in his truck spreading misery wherever he goes.
50	* In ''ComicBook/SecretSix'', the villainous (albeit protagonist) [[BewareTheSillyOnes Ragdoll]] once stole an ice cream truck for the gang to escape in. This van is full of not creamy treats, but dangerous mercenaries. [[ByNoIMeanYes And creamy treats.]]
51	-->'''ComicBook/{{Bane}}:''' [[DarkActionGirl Scandal]], you are allowed ''one'' [[TrademarkFavouriteFood ice-cream]] of your choice.
52	* Billy Kincaid, an early ''ComicBook/{{Spawn}}'' villain, is a pedophile and SerialKiller who uses an ice cream truck to get closer to children, whom he then kidnaps and murders. When he catches him, Spawn is shown as having brutally murdered Kincaid by stabbing him to death with Popsicle sticks and the other end of an ice cream scoop. As well as a whole two-stick popsicle.
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55	[[folder:Film -- Animated]]
56	* ''WesternAnimation/EetuJaKonna'': One scene shows the American government agents trying to capture the titular characters riding a surveillance truck poorly disguised as an ice cream truck.
57	* ''WesternAnimation/TomAndJerryTheMovie'': Offers a variation, with Dr. Applecheek stealing an ice cream cart to be part of TheChase.
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60	[[folder:Film -- Live-Action]]
61	* A Mister Whippy van also appears in ''Film/TwentyEightWeeksLater''. The trope is teasingly hinted at and then averted.
62	** It should be noted that Mr. Whippy is a real company, that operates in the UK as well as Australia and New Zealand.
63	* The beginning of ''Film/ActOfValor'' has the Chechen terrorist Abu Shabal driving what looks like an ice cream truck in the Philippines to a school. Said ice cream truck turns out to be a suicide car bomb, which kills the US Ambassador, his son, and several Filipino schoolchildren.
64	* ''Film/TheAdventuresOfElmoInGrouchland'', features the Bad Humor Man (Steve Whitmire), who is the TropeNamer.
65	* ''Film/AfterHours'': the only vehicle amongst the raging, lynch-happy crowd of [=SoHo=] New Yorkers chasing after Paul Hackett is Gail's "Mister Softee" truck, driven by what is probably the craziest member of the whole group (she's the one who made said angry lynching crowd ''hunt'' Hackett, after all, in an act of DisproportionateRetribution).
66	* ''Film/AssaultOnPrecinct131976 '' has a scene in which a violent street gang drives menacingly back and forth past a parked ice cream truck. After they've apparently moved on, a little girl comes up and buys a cone while her father is using a phone booth up the street. [[spoiler:After she leaves, the gang ambushes the driver and knocks him unconscious; meanwhile, the little girl, unaware of all this and discovering that she was given the wrong flavor, returns to the truck... and gets shot and killed point-blank]].
67	** Not to mention that the ice cream vendor keeps a sizable revolver stashed in his cab. Presumably for self-defense, but you never know...
68	* In ''Film/{{Borat}}'', Borat and Azamat acquire an ice cream truck for transportation, and after some thought they also acquire an animal to guard the truck. So naturally there is a scene where a bunch of kids run up expecting ice cream, and instead find a ''[[BearsAreBadNews black bear]]''.
69	* In Bill Forsyth's ''Film/{{Comfort and Joy}}'', a radio personality is shaken from his post-breakup funk when he gets in the middle of a mob-grade territory war between rival ice-cream vendors (based on the Glasgow Ice Cream Wars -- see 'Real Life').
70	* In ''Film/{{Friday}}'', Smokey owes weed money to the drug dealer Big Worm, who uses an ice cream truck as a cover-up. Big Worm takes one customer boy's money without giving his order saying he's closed and is incredibly rude to the kids in general.
71	-->'''Big Worm:''' Whatchu want!?\
72	'''Kid:''' Whatcha got?\
73	'''Big Worm:''' Boy, what the fuck you want!?\
74	'''Kid:''' ''[sheepishly hangs head]'' ...Gimme some chili Fritos.
75	* Mr. Snowcone, in ''Film/Freaks2018'', seems like a textbook case, hanging around outside of the house and showing an abnormal interest in Chloe. Henry encourages this myth, telling Chloe that ice cream trucks have freezers full of chopped-up little children. Early in the film, Mr. Snowcone does lure Chloe into his truck and drives off with her. [[spoiler:He's her grandfather, and is trying to enlist her in the war against humanity]].
76	* The two killers in ''Film/{{Ghostland}}'' drive around in one.
77	* Detective Thorne's informant in ''Film/HellraiserInferno'' is a sleazy ex-con ice cream man who has covered the inside of his truck with pornographic images.
78	* ''Film/{{Help}}'': The Eastern death cult tails Ringo in a "Yippee! It's Mister Whippy!" ice-cream van. As thugs exit from the truck, one is eating a cone.
79	* ''Film/IceCreamMan'', a horror film starring Creator/ClintHoward as a killer ice cream man.
80	** And there's also ''[[http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0323307/ Mr. Ice Cream Man]]''.
81	* ''Film/TheIceman''. "Mr Freezy" Pronge is a hitman who gets his nickname from this trope, including using the freezer to store bodies to [[CorpseTemperatureTampering confuse the time of death]].
82	* Dr. Claw's henchmen Brick and [=McKible=] drive an ice-cream delivery truck in ''Film/InspectorGadget2''. Oddly enough, its trunk is large enough to accommodate Claw's escape jet.
83	* In ''Film/{{Killjoy}}'', the titular MonsterClown uses an ice cream truck that acts as a gateway to an AbandonedWarehouse.
84	* The heroes of ''Film/KillerKlownsFromOuterSpace'' are "helped" by two idiots who "work" by driving an ice-cream truck.
85	* ''Film/{{Kruel}}'': Willie Cool drives an ice cream truck around town that looks quite clean and professional... he also [[spoiler:abducted Elliot, and later Jo (after killing her boyfriend) and takes them into the woods so he can have them as his "family"]].
86	* Psychotic clown Javier in ''Film/TheLastCircus'' drives one.
87	* There's one in ''Film/{{Legion}}''. [[spoiler:The truck's completely normal. The driver, however...]]
88	* ''Film/MaxKeeblesBigMove'' featured one of the antagonists as a rather maniacal ice cream driver who would love to torture the protagonist while on his newspaper route. He even modified his truck to have an ice cream cannon (at least in the opening dream sequence). His undying hatred of Max Keeble [[DisproportionateRetribution is because]] Max reported his {{Jerkass}} behavior to his superiors.
89	* The Creator/StephenKing-directed ''Film/MaximumOverdrive'' includes a blood-smeared ice cream truck among the [[AttackOfTheKillerWhatever killer machines]] that menace its human characters. It can be seen patrolling the suburbs, and later getting its [[{{Pun}} just desserts]] near the end.
90	* In ''Film/NiceDreams'', Cheech and Chong have an ice cream truck named "Happy Herb's Nice Dreams". Take the words, "Ice Creams" and add an "N" in front and make "Creams" into "Dreams". Naturally, they sell marijuana from the truck, along with ice cream. How "wholesome" this is depends on your views.
91	* ''Film/OnceBitten'': Mark has an after-school job as an ice-cream truck driver—but when he's bitten by the centuries-old Countess, his partial transformation into a vampire terrifies all the children away from him.
92	* ''Film/PromNightIIITheLastKiss'' has Mary Lou Maloney appear as an ice cream vendor to a teacher, whom she kills with a pair of cones and an electric mixer.
93	* In ''Film/Snapshot1979'', Angela gets stalked by her ex-boyfriend Daryl using an ice cream truck.
94	* The eponymous character in ''Film/SomeGuyWhoKillsPeople'' works at an ice cream parlor.
95	* An ice cream truck is home to an illegal gun dealer in ''Film/SouthlandTales''.
96	* Skids and Mudflap of ''Film/TransformersRevengeOfTheFallen'' take this trope one step further, as they actually ''are'' the ice cream truck ([[CombiningMecha both of them]]). While they are Autobots (i.e., good guys), this doesn't stop them from being decidedly child-unfriendly, from yelling profanity-laced death threats through their bullhorn to posting offensive decals on their sides[[note]]i.e. ''SUCK MY POPSICLE''[[/note]]. It is, however, played for laughs.
97	* In ''Film/TreesLounge,'' LoserProtagonist Tommy is given the opportunity to drive his beloved Uncle Al's ice cream truck after the latter has a heart attack while making his rounds. However, the surly, slovenly [[TheAlcoholic drunkard]] Tommy fails to make a good impression with the neighborhood kids, who miss Uncle Al's friendly demeanor, and it's only after Tommy's teenage acquaintance Debbie drops in to assist on his rounds that business picks back up again. Unfortunately, this leads to a very inappropriate situation between Tommy and Debbie later on, and after hearing of this Debbie's enraged father takes a baseball bat to the truck, converting it into TheAllegedCar.
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100	[[folder:Literature]]
101	* In the novel ''Literature/TheClairvoyantCountess'' by Creator/DorothyGilman there is a significant ice cream truck company run by a very scary bad guy.
102	* There's a Wallace Stevens poem called "[[http://www.poetryfoundation.org/learning/guide/248396#poem The Emperor of Ice-Cream]]" that's sort of hard to interpret, but the first stanza is definitely talking about an ice cream man, and the second is definitely talking about a dead body. Whether the first is the cause of the second can't be determined, but it's all rather creepy. [[http://www.cummingsstudyguides.net/Guides4/emperor.html Critics]] seem to favor the theory that it's about the wake of the old lady who's lying dead in the second stanza. In which case, the partying in the first stanza might be seen as either life-affirming or callous.
103	** Creator/StephenKing is apparently a big fan of this poem, by the way; it's quoted in his ''Literature/SalemsLot'' as well as in ''Series/KingdomHospital''.
104	* Subverted in an ''Literature/EncyclopediaBrown'' story, where a clown who drove an ice cream truck disappeared along with a young boy and was accused of kidnapping him. Turned out they'd both been kidnapped.
105	* Speaking of Stephen King, while it's not exactly an ice cream truck a couple of his short stories("Morning Deliveries (Milkman No. 1)" and "Big Wheels: A Tale of the Laundry Game (Milkman No. 2)") deal with a psychopathic milkman who plants poisonous spiders in his milk box, hands out all-purpose cream laced with highly corrosive acid and cartons of poisoned drinks, and was implied to have planted a bomb in one of his packages, which went off sometime prior to the events of the story. All the stuff he needs is in his milk truck.
106	** The title character of ''Literature/MrMercedes'' drives this as well, though apart from spying on the protagonist, he doesn't do anything too horrible while behind the wheel because [[PragmaticVillainy it would be too easy to trace things back to him.]]
107	* Creator/GahanWilson wrote a short story called "Mr. Ice Cold", about the titular ice cream man who loves to give sweet treats to all of the children in the neighborhood. The story, which is told in the second person, has one child noticing that Mr. Ice Cold opens various doors in his truck to produce all of the cones and popsicles that kids order--but one door never opens up. Spurred by curiosity, the child can't resist sneaking a quick peek when Mr. Ice Cold is distracted...[[spoiler: and discovers that it's [[ImAHumanitarian full of the frozen corpses of other children.]] Mr. Ice Cold declares "Those are for ''me''", and the story ends with the terrified child hearing the truck's jingle late one autumn night, knowing that they're going to be taken next.]]
108	* A variation on this is seen in the Creator/PhilipKDick short story, "The Pre-Persons". TwentyMinutesIntoTheFuture, abortion is not only legal, but children up to the age of twelve can be "aborted". Parents must get a license (known as a D-card, for "desirability") if they can afford one -- or the kid gets picked up by the abortion truck, taken to the pound, and euthanized. Parents can also turn kids in if they don't want them anymore. The abortion truck cruises neighborhoods looking for "strays", playing tinkly ice-cream-truck music to lure them out.
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111	[[folder:Live-Action TV]]
112	* In a segment of ''Series/OneThousandWaysToDie'', a drug dealer named Salvador uses an ice cream truck as a front to distribute drugs, but after escaping from an attempted holdup by a meth addict, Salvador takes a turn too fast, and the truck’s freezers suffer a freon leak that poisons him. Oh, and the truck crashes. The segment is named "Rocky Roadkill," and its nickname: "Ice Fiend Man."
113	* The villains of ''Series/AceLightning'' use Duff Kent's ice cream truck to get around. They even use it to stalk and kidnap the protagonist.
114	* One of the specials for ''Series/TheAdventuresOfPeteAndPete'', "What We Did On Our Summer Vacation", revolved around Mr. Tastee, an otherwise-amiable ice-cream man who always wore a mask in the shape of a grinning soft-serve cone and was hinted to have a shady past (it's implied he's [[spoiler: local eccentric rich lady Mrs. van de Vere's ex-husband Leonard]]). In fact, the episode implies that ''the entire ice cream man profession'', with its wandering routes and bright, happy masks, is actually an informal brotherhood for those seeking to escape and/or forget.
115	* Not involving an ice cream ''vendor'' per se, but [[Recap/BrooklynNineNineS2E19Sabotage in Season 2]] of ''Series/BrooklynNineNine'', [[spoiler:disgraced lawyer Geoffrey Hoytsman -- former boss of Sophia Perez, onetime girlfriend of Detective Jake Peralta, who ''busted him for cocaine use'' -- kidnaps Peralta and keeps him in an ice cream truck]].
116	** Although [[spoiler:Hoytsman]] mentions he got the truck from a former client whom he defended for, in his words, "a strangle-and-mangle".
117	* Subverted in one episode of ''Series/Charmed1998'' featuring an ice cream truck that puts kids into a hypnotic trance with its music, then sucks them into a PocketDimension where a shadowy being called the Nothing devours them. Turns out that the ice cream man is a good guy, while [[EnfantTerrible the children are demons]].
118	* ''Series/TheDrewCareyShow'' has an old ice cream truck being used to distribute Buzz Beer. Disappointing when kids find out they don't have any ice cream, and rude when they keep getting asked, but not actively evil.
119	* Freddy Krueger in ''Series/FreddysNightmares'' had one for luring in kids stored in his power plant base.
120	* A ''Series/GetSmart'' episode has a KAOS agent driving an ice-cream truck -- he abducts Hymie the robot by asking him to reach way inside for a fudgesicle, then shoving him in. Hymie's first words when he's released -- "Here's your fudgesicle."
121	* In an episode of ''Series/HappyDays'', Fonzie quits his vehicle-repair job and must find a new way to make a living. He tries driving an ice cream truck, but he hates it because "Whenever I got it up to speed, some kid started chasin' after me wavin' a dime!"
122	* The Hub series ''Series/TheHauntingHour'' has the episode "Catching Cold." Marty, a BigEater boy who loves ice cream especially, discovers a mysterious ice cream truck called "Kreamy Kold" that drives around his neighborhood at night playing [[IronicNurseryTune "Pop Goes the Weasel" in a minor key.]] After being gifted a cone on his doorstep, he discovers that Kreamy Kold's treats are [[ImpossiblyDeliciousFood so incredibly delicious]] that all other ice cream tastes bad in comparison. Marty gradually becomes more and more obsessed with Kreamy Kold (in a manner [[ICantBelieveItsNotHeroin disturbingly reminiscent of drug addiction]]), to the point where he lays out a spike strip just to catch the truck. When he finally does, though, he discovers that the vehicle [[PoweredByAForsakenChild needs a human soul to fuel it]]--a fact he learns from Jimmy Jeffries, the ''last'' kid in his neighborhood who got hooked on Kreamy Kold thirty years ago, and who has since grown into a fat, [[GoMadFromTheIsolation insane]] man who's been sealed inside the truck for all that time. The episode ends with Jimmy finally getting to leave and screaming [[MadnessMantra "IT'S ALL YOU CAN EAT!"]] as a terrified Marty is locked inside the Kreamy Kold truck, which drives off into the night with its new captive...
123	* Charlie's uncle Jack from ''Series/ItsAlwaysSunnyInPhiladelphia'' is all but stated to be a child molester. He shows up to a school chess tournament driving an ice-cream truck in the episode "Frank vs. Russia," from which he spies on the kids.
124	* The short-lived '80s sitcom ''Series/JenniferSleptHere'' starred Ann Jillian as the title character, an old movie actress who had been run over by an ice cream truck and haunts her former home as a ghost.
125	* An episode of ''Series/TheKingOfQueens'' has Doug buy an ice cream truck only to be stalked by another truck driven by [[Film/{{Duel}} an unseen driver with snakeskin boots who tries to kill him at every opportunity]]. [[spoiler:Eventually Doug sells the truck back to the original owner at a loss. We then see the owner talking to another prospective buyer while the camera zooms in on his boots...]]
126	* ''Franchise/LawAndOrder'':
127	** In the [[Series/LawAndOrder original show]], the pedophile celebrity in "Smoke" has an assistant drive an ice cream truck to playgrounds; he hides inside to scout out potential "playmates".
128	** In an episode of ''Series/LawAndOrderCriminalIntent'' the victim of the week is living in an ice cream truck, and using it as a base to sell bootleg [=DVDs=].
129	* Yet another drug-dealing ice cream truck in "Find Your Happy Place" episode of ''Series/{{Life\|2007}}''. Crews' take-down isn't perfectly smooth:
130	-->'''Perp:''' ''[from gurney]'' You didn't say three! You didn't even ''get'' to three! You shot me on ''two''! You didn't get to three....\
131	'''Reese''' He's right, you know -- you didn't get to three.\
132	'''Crews:''' I rounded up.
133	* In the second episode of the original ''Series/{{Life On Mars\|2006}},'' Sam Tyler drives a witness incognito in an ice cream truck, hoping to spot a suspect. Some little girls run up asking for ice cream, only to be confronted by Gene Hunt scoffing down a cone and FlippingTheBird, causing the girls to break down in tears.
134	* One episode of ''Series/MalcolmInTheMiddle'' featured a cranky, sadistic ice cream man who refused to sell any ice cream to the kids despite all of them being stuck for hours on a blocked road in the desert... yet let the kids watch ''him'' eat an ice cream bar inside the refrigerated truck.
135	* The ''Series/MastersOfHorror'' episode "[[Recap/MastersOfHorrorS2E10WeAllScreamForIceCream We All Scream for Ice Cream]]" is about a [[MonsterClown demonic, undead clown]] who works in an ice cream truck. His method is to sell ice cream to children, who then [[spoiler: cause their parents to melt into a colored mess not unlike that of melted ice cream]] as soon as they bite into it.
136	* The ''Series/MIHigh'' episode "Animal Spies" had a SKUL agent basing himself out of an ice cream truck.
137	* The ''Series/{{NCIS}}'' episode "Judge, Jury..." involves Team Gibbs bringing a killer to trial -- a killer who, twenty years earlier, poisoned several children with treats from his truck, one of whom died. Unfortunately, the killer gets OffOnATechnicality -- and then falls victim to a VigilanteExecution.
138	* ''Series/ShamelessUK'': the Maguires use an ice cream van as a front for dealing drugs and give Frank a job on it. ("If someone asks for a smartie... give them a pill. If someone asks for a polo... give them a pill.") Backfires somewhat when Frank takes some himself and ends up giving pills to an old woman who wanted some actual smarties.
139	* The ''Series/TalesFromTheCrypt'' episode "[[Recap/TalesFromTheCryptS5E5PeopleWhoLiveInBrassHearses People Who Live in Brass Hearses]]" features an ex-con trying to get revenge on an ice cream truck driver [[spoiler:who, unbeknownst to the ex-con and his brother, is actually a pair of ConjoinedTwins joined at the back. By the end, one twin has been murdered, and the other continues to drive around in the truck with his dead, decaying twin still attached]].
140	* One of the grotesque characters devised by Creator/PeterKay for his mockumentary series ''Serie/ThatPeterKayThing'' was an ice-cream man in Chorley, [[OopNorth Lancashire]], who is clearly in the wrong job and clearly hates children. The show focused on his failing business, and his eventual desperate resort to using the ice cream van as a front to sell untaxed, illegally imported, booze, cigarettes, and video porn cassettes. This works until one day, the police turn up and raid the van.
141	* ''Series/Tosh0'': In [[http://tosh.comedycentral.com/video-clips/optimo-55-souf---i-m-gipper this music video]], Tosh plays an ice cream truck driver who drives recklessly even before he [[DrunkDriver starts drinking]].
142	* ''Series/ATouchOfFrost'': Detective Inspector Frost once caught someone using an ice cream van as a front for dealing drugs while investigating a totally unrelated case, tipped off by the fact a legitimate ice cream vendor he was questioning as a possible witness was angry about the new guy undercutting him. [[AndroclesLion The ice-cream man returns the favour]] by stopping the perpetrator of the other case Jack is working from escaping the cops by ramming their stolen car with his van.
143	* In ''Series/VanPires'', an innocent-looking ice cream truck is actually an evil vampire vehicle. Er, ItMakesSenseInContext.
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146	[[folder:Music]]
147	* From "The Winker's Album (Misprint)" by Music/IvorBiggun:
148	--> Mr Fellatio, the ice cream man
149	--> Goes jingle jangle int' ice cream van
150	--> Mr Fellatio... all the children say... "Hell-''o!''"
151	--> To Mr Fellatio, the ice... cream... maaaaan.
152	* The music video for "Loco" by Music/CoalChamber features an evil ice cream man. Throughout the video, he subjects the band to a "''Film/AClockworkOrange''" style torture via a child's viewfinder toy. This same ice cream man also appears on the album's artwork.
153	* In the 1940s, the Kay Kaiser Orchestra recorded a song called "The Bad Humor Man".
154	* Music/TomLehrer:
155	** Although this one doesn't operate out of a truck, "My Hometown" includes a sinister (if cheerful) ice cream vendor:
156	---> I remember Dan, the druggist on the corner, 'e\
157	Was never mean or ornery,\
158	He was swell.\
159	He killed his mother-in-law and ground her up real well,\
160	And sprinkled just a bit\
161	Over each banana split.
162	** See also "The Old Dope Peddler", who is presented as a FriendToAllChildren while selling drugs to them in a similar fashion to an ice cream salesman.
163	* In the storybook that goes along with the Music/MelanieMartinez ConceptAlbum ''Music/{{Cry Baby\|Album}}'', Cry Baby is kidnapped by a wolf who is also an ice cream man (in the song "Tag, You're It"). Who she later kills ([[MurderBallad "Milk and Cookies"]]).
164	* Music/ProfessorElemental's "Animal Ice Cream", about selling your favorite ice cream mixed with bits of your favorite animal, from the back of a stolen ice cream truck.
165	* Music/TheRutles' song "Doubleback Alley" has a line about "the funny man in the ice cream van who [[HaveAGayOldTime talked so queer]]..."
166	* The song "Ice Cream Man", by Sloppy Seconds, is about an ice cream man who disregards the speed limit whenever he drives, has his truck play Music/MotleyCrue due to hating the standard ice cream truck music, admits to the children being scared of him and implies that [[JustGotOutOfJail he had just been released from prison]] (while [[AmbiguousCriminalHistory not explaining what he did that resulted in his incarceration in the first place]]).
167	* [[Music/DevinTownsend Strapping Young Lad's]] secret song from their album ''Heavy as a Really Heavy Thing'', "Satan's Ice Cream Truck" about ExactlyWhatItSaysOnTheTin.
168	** The song was actualized into a real demonic ice cream truck by a fan of the band from Minnesota. The truck is referred to as Hell General. General because it is made from an AM General postal truck and Hell because of where it supposedly comes from.
169	* Music/SteveTaylor's "I Blew Up the Clinic Real Good" is about an ice cream truck driver who bombs an abortion clinic ''not'' because he's necessarily opposed to abortion but because "[[ItsAllAboutMe if we run out of youngsters, I'll be out of a job]]." Contrary to some misunderstandings, Taylor does ''not'' support this point of view, and was intending to mock and vilify it ("Ain't nothing wrong with this country that a few plastic explosives won't cure!")
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173	* ''ComicStrip/TheFarSide'' plays with this several times.
174	** ''I cuss, you cuss, we all cuss for asparagus!''
175	** There's another strip with the [[ExactlyWhatItSaysOnTheTin self-explanatory]] Liver-And-Onions Truck. And kids are hiding from the truck, implying they'll get the treats whether they like it or not.
176	** There's also the "Vaccination Van", and the van's driver is actually ''hoping'' that kids mistake him for the usual ice cream truck.
177	** Another time, a starving man wandering a desert encounters a hilariously out-of-place ice cream truck, only for the driver to inform him he's sold out.
178	* ''ComicStrip/{{Monty}}'' tries a job as an ice-cream truck driver, but terrifies kids when he unwittingly wears melted cherry popsicle stains all over his white suit.
179	* A ''ComicStrip/PearlsBeforeSwine'' comic has Pig getting hit by an ice cream truck.
180	* ''Creator/GahanWilson'' has an ice cream man opening the compartment to reveal a truckful of frozen child corpses. "Wrong door!"
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183	[[folder:Puppet Shows]]
184	* Episode 3085 of ''Series/SesameStreet'' has an ice cream company called "Bad Humor", run by grouches. They sell ice cream flavors that appeal exclusively to grouches, such as chocolate pickle and spinach vanilla crunch, and will not stop ringing their bells until someone buys their ice cream.
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187	[[folder:Stand-Up Comedy]]
188	* Music/TimMinchin did a routine on the jingles of ice cream vans, referring to them as "[[BlackComedy the mating call of the kiddy fiddler]]".
189	-->'''Tim Minchin:''' Sorry, sorry, that's totally inappropriate. It's awful what I just did there when you think about it; I just made the assumption that having an ice cream van makes you a pedophile. It's awful... It's probably the other way around.
190	* Creator/EddieMurphy had his own routine about the ice cream man:
191	--> And the ice cream man always drove an extra block! And I know he seen us! He probably had a friend in the truck and was telling him, "Watch how fast I make these little motherfuckers run." ''Vrooom!''
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194	[[folder:Tabletop Games]]
195	* ''TabletopGame/VillainsAndVigilantes'' had an early villain compendium [[note]] Opponents Unlimited [[/note]] that included a villain who drives an ice cream truck loaded up with weapons. It's a lure, you see, to kidnap kids so he can sell them to organ harvesters.
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198	[[folder:Toys]]
199	* Franchise/{{LEGO}}
200	** "The Tumbler: Joker's Ice Cream Surprise" set features an "Uncle Joker Icecream Surprise" truck. Not only are the popsicles that come with the set a sickly transparent green, but flicking the the giant ice cream cone model on the roof activates a cannon that launches a torpedo out of the back of the truck. Surprise indeed.
201	** The titular vehicle in "Ice Cream Truck Police Chase" from ''Toys/LEGOCity'' features all sorts of tools for the city's collection of [[BlatantBurglar highly-visible crooks]], who in this set are decked out in ice cream cone costumes (interestingly, they invert PinkGirlBlueBoy.) In addition to providing convenient storage for burglary tools, it also has a hook for smash and grabs, and the cone opens up to reveal a cannon that launches some sort of goop.
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205	* The 1980s ''Topps Weird Wheels'' series, a collection dedicated to creepy and monstrous vehicles, has an evil ice cream truck literally called "Bad Humor Truck".
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209	* In the flash game ''[[http://games.adultswim.com/cream-wolf-twitchy-online-game.html Cream Wolf]]'', the Ice Cream Truck driver is actually a Werewolf who's fattening kids up so that he can bait them back to his place when the full moon arrives and proceed to "Make new flavors" out of them. It's even complete with a creepy jingle at midnight.
210	* The intro page for the web game ''VideoGame/FreeIcecream'' features the PlayerCharacter and her friend being lured toward a dirty-looking ice cream truck with "Free Icecrem" sloppily painted on the side.
211	* ''VideoGame/GrandTheftAutoIII'' has a mission by El Burro called "I Scream, You Scream", which the protagonist must park a Mr. Whoopee ice cream truck with a bomb inside (and the 'jeengle-jeengle music turned on) near a group of rival gang members, then run away and blow it up.
212	* ''VideoGame/GrandTheftAutoViceCity'' has a campaign where it turns out the ice cream factory is owned by a nasty old woman who hates children, who only uses ice cream as a front for her cocaine trafficking operations, and the ice cream trucks sell drugs instead. When you actually get the factory and ice cream truck, both of them are horribly glitched and unusable (saving at the factory corrupts your save file), so really it's the factory and truck that are at fault. Taking one of the ice cream trucks to another business you own, a car dealership/chop shop, helps complete the main storyline. "We need you to steal...um....take...we need an ice cream truck, okay?" It's also impossible to sell ice cream to kids, even if you wanted to, considering [[HideYourChildren there are no kids in the game]].
213	** It's entirely possible to run people over with the truck...but that's possible with all vehicles.
214	** Bonus: A secondary mission ends with the player murdering about a dozen mysterious people on the rooftop of the ice cream business based on an intercepted call.
215	* The mobile game series ''VideoGame/IceScream'' centers around an evil ice cream man named Rod, who lures children into his van and uses them to make ice cream.
216	* TheButcher, a boss in ''VideoGame/MyFriendPedro'', chases you in an evil hotdog truck.
217	* [[SerialKiller Spite's]] victory music in the digital version of ''TabletopGame/SentinelsOfTheMultiverse'' is a twisted ice cream truck jingle. It's already creepy enough without the cultish chanting added in his [[CameBackWrong Agent of Gloom]] variant. It's even called ''Spite's Ice Cream Delivery''.
218	* One of the enemies in ''VideoGame/ToejamAndEarl'' is a phantom ice cream truck that randomly appears and disappears and tries to run down our alien heroes.
219	* Needles Kane from the ''VideoGame/TwistedMetal'' series (who in the most recent version, was a regular ice cream man before he turned evil) drives Sweet Tooth, perhaps the most famous video game example of this...except his truck serves up [[VehicularCombat missiles and other assorted armaments]]. He still hands out tasty kid's treats from it, just be prepared for the explosives and napalm packs in the cones and ice cream sandwiches.
220	* In ''VideoGame/WatchDogs'', several regular ice cream trucks are located and driven around Chicago, while one mission starts with Jordi Chin asking Aiden to use the new IED's to blow up the ice cream truck he hijacked and hid corpses in after a NoodleIncident on the highway.
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224	* Butch in ''Webcomic/ChoppingBlock'' once tried to do this, only to learn that you should probably turn the music off after you kill the driver.
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227	[[folder:Web Originals]]
228	* Bubs's Baloney Sammich Truck from ''WebAnimation/HomestarRunner'' is a downplayed example, as none of the locals seem disappointed with his bland offerings. Nor was ''he'' disappointed when his attempt at selling them at [[FarSideIsland "the beach"]] resulted in zero sales. (This was, by the way, before food trucks became a thing.)
229	* [[http://icanhascheezburger.com/2010/06/12/funny-pictures-and-you-will-like-it/ This page]] at ''[[WebOriginal/{{Lolcats}} I Can Has Cheeseburger]]'' shows [[BearsAreBadNews a bear]] poking out of the ice cream truck's window while yelling "You'll get sprinkles and you will like it".
230	* Website/SCPFoundation:
231	** [[http:www.scp-wiki.net/scp-490 SCP-490]] is an ice cream truck that operates by itself between 2 to 5 AM local time to lure in people with the jingle it produces to the back of the truck. After this event is over, the freezer is observed to be stocked with frozen treats made of human blood and flesh, sold as a "Super Surprise Flavor!"
232	** [[http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-1386 SCP-1386]] becomes hostile [[HappinessIsMandatory if potential customers don't appear sufficiently happy and cheerful]], and downright violent if they try to get out of paying full price. Otherwise, it's a regular ice cream truck, aside from the fact that it is apparently sapient.
233	* [[http://www.stickdeath.com [=StickDeath=]]] had one video where a man trying to sleep confronts a rude ice cream man who refuses to cease blaring his truck's loud music and [[FlippingTheBird flips the guy off]] in response to his attempts at retribution.
234	* The web animated short film ''Who's Hungry?'' has a cannibalistic serial killer who lures children with his ice cream truck.
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237	[[folder:Western Animation]]
238	* ''WesternAnimation/{{Amphibia}}'': Alien hunter Mr. X and his assistant Jenny work out of a high-tech van disguised as an ice-cream truck. When children attempt to buy ice cream, Mr. X cruelly taunts them by eating what he claims is the last popsicle right in front of them.
239	* ''Franchise/{{Cars}}'': The first opponent Tormentor (Mater's monster truck wrestler alter ego) had to face in ''[[WesternAnimation/PixarShorts Monster Truck Mater]]'' is a modified ice cream monster truck named Ice Screamer.
240	* ''WesternAnimation/CodenameKidsNextDoor'' had an entire organization of ice cream men that were keeping all the ice cream for the adults. Throughout the series, these ice cream men were often used as {{Mooks}} for various villains.
241	* ''WesternAnimation/CowAndChicken'': The "I Scream" Man (aka I.B Red Guy) hates both ice cream and kids, and only took the job because he misunderstood the title as "I Scream, Man", because screaming is his hobby. He ends up getting arrested and hauled off to a BedlamHouse for his creepy behavior.
242	* In an episode of ''WesternAnimation/DextersLaboratory'', the ice cream truck always drives away when Dexter comes. After Dexter goes to extreme measures to catch it, he finds out the driver has a grudge against Dexter because he once paid him with a heavy jar of pennies which caused him [[DisasterDominoes to trip and break his tooth]] which in turn made him lose his apartment, his car, his girlfriend and forced him to live under a bridge, effectively causing [[DiabolusExMachina his entire life to be ruined]].
243	-->'''Ice Cream Man:''' I can't even eat ice cream anymore because of ''the pain!'' '''''All because of you and your stupid pennies!!!'''''
244	* ''WesternAnimation/TheFairlyOddParents'' has recurring antagonist Mr. Crocker (Timmy Turner's teacher who [[SadistTeacher frequently gives him Fs just because he can]] and is obsessed with proving the existence of Timmy's fairy godparents) frequently drive a van which is often disguised as an ice cream truck.
245	* Hinted at on ''WesternAnimation/FamilyGuy''; local pedophile Herbert wanted an ice cream truck and is shown driving one in "And Then There Were Fewer". In "Infernal Affairs", after Ernie the Giant Chicken steals his ice cream truck, he screams, "You bastard!".
246	* When [[TheBully Boog]] is behind the wheel of the Frosty Bus, there's no chance for ''WesternAnimation/FanboyAndChumChum'' to get their Frosty Freezy Freeze.
247	* In one episode of ''WesternAnimation/GeneratorRex'', the villain Gatlocke has a fleet of vehicles, including an ice cream truck that's been given the Mad Max treatment.
248	* [[DeconstructedTrope Deconstructed]] in ''WesternAnimation/HeyArnold'' with an ice cream man named "The Jolly Olly Man" (voiced by Creator/DanCastellaneta, using a voice that sounds like a mix between his normal voice and a bitter, insane take on [[WesternAnimation/TheSimpsons Arnie Pie]] [the helicopter news reporter who hates Kent Brockman]) who hated the kids he served. In one episode, he was nearly fired because his attitude was hurting sales. In another episode, he tried charging kids $20 for ice cream during a heatwave; his offer to sell rum raisin for ten dollars [[LaserGuidedKarma resulted in a mob of kids trying to turn over his truck]].
249	* An early episode of ''WesternAnimation/InvaderZim'' featured an ice cream truck that blared ominous-sounding propaganda from its speakers.
250	-->YOU LIKE ICE CWEAM. YOU LIKE ICE CWEAM. YOU ''LOVE'' IT. YOU CANNOT RESIST ICE CWEAM. TO RESIST IS ''HOPELESS''. YOUR EXISTENCE IS ''MEANINGLESS'' WITHOUT ICE CWEAM.
251	* An episode of ''WesternAnimation/JusticeLeague'' features a man in an ice cream truck prominently, and he does have a dark secret, although this example is more like the ''Charmed'' subversion listed above. By the end, we learn he's been driving that truck for [[spoiler: 40 years, give or take a few days]] and is glad to finally escape!
252	* One episode of ''WesternAnimation/KimPossible'' set in Florida had Drakken staking out in an ice cream truck with the intent of tapping into the [=MP3=] players of all the teenagers on Spring Break, making them his mind-controlled slaves. [[spoiler:(He got the frequency wrong and ended up tapping into the hearing aids of all the retirees living there.)]]
253	** It verges on CutLexLuthorACheck when Drakken notes how profitable the ice cream sales are - though still not enough to dissuade him from the mind-control scheme. He is, however, anguished when [[HypercompetentSidekick Shego]] throws out their entire stock to [[DeliciousDistraction bait a horde of children]] into blocking Kim's pursuit.
254	* ''WesternAnimation/LooneyTunes''
255	** In "Yankee Doodle Bugs", an ice cream truck shows up during the [[UsefulNotes/TheAmericanRevolution Continental Army's]] winter encampment at Valley Forge. [[RuleOfFunny The irked soldiers promptly shoot it full of holes]].
256	** ''Bugs Bunny Nips The Nips'' has Bugs in an ice cream truck selling ice cream bars loaded with hand grenades to Japanese soldiers.
257	* In an episode of ''WesternAnimation/TheMightyB'', there's one of these: the driver gets pissed off at Bessie because she reports him to his manager [[spoiler:(just because he accidentally ran ''ONE'' stop sign in ten years of driving the truck)]].
258	** In Bessie's defense, she thought she was calling the actual driver; she didn't know it was the phone number of his manager's office.
259	* ''WesternAnimation/MoralOrel'' has [[NamesToRunAwayFromReallyFast Mr. Creepler]], a pedophile and serial rapist who also happens to be the local ice cream man. By season 3 however, it's stated that he died in prison, though he's left some lasting trauma on one of his victims.
260	* An ice cream truck in the first episode of ''WesternAnimation/MyLifeAsATeenageRobot'' refuses to stop for Tuck, so Jenny uses a giant magnet to pull it back.
261	* ''Franchise/ScoobyDoo'':
262	** ''WesternAnimation/TheScoobyDooShow'' episode "The Ghost of the Bad Humor Man" featured an armored vehicle painted to act as an ice cream truck driven by wanted criminals.
263	** In the ''WesternAnimation/ShaggyAndScoobyDooGetAClue'' episode "High Society Scooby", Agents 1 and 2 drive an ice cream truck to lure Scooby and Shaggy into a trap.
264	* ''WesternAnimation/TheSimpsons'' episode "Bart of Darkness" opens with Springfield suffering a blistering heatwave. An ice cream truck comes down the street with the driver shouting, "''Ice cream! Ice cream!''" ...but, when the children run up to it, they hear his entire sentence: "I'm all outta ''ice cream!''" And then, right after that comes another, similar truck:
265	--> '''Truck driver:''' Chili! Red-hot Texas-style chili! And we got ginger ale; boiling hot Texas-style ginger ale!
266	* In the ''WesternAnimation/SpongeBobSquarePants'' episode "Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy V," Mermaid Man orders a prune ice cream cone with bran sprinkles from a passing truck. Unfortunately, since the truck is driven by the Dirty Bubble, Man-Ray, and [[FaceHeelTurn his ex-sidekick Barnacle Boy]], the ice cream cone in question has a lit fuse, which he fails to notice before he eats it.
267	-->'''Mermaid Man:''' Goes right through me every time...
268	* A common gag in most of the Creator/TexAvery cartoons would show the bad guy apparently holding up an armored car/stagecoach (or whatever was period-appropriate) only for the camera to pull back and show he's actually robbing an ice cream truck.
269	* The ''WesternAnimation/TomAndJerry'' [[TheMovie movie]] has one of the villains steal an ice cream cart and use it as his vehicle in the finale. There's even a shot from the cart's point of view of him [[MemeticMolester stalking towards it with an evil grin on his face]].
270	* The ''WesternAnimation/TUFFPuppy'' episode "Pup Goes the Weasel" has the Weasel drive an ice cream truck as one of his attempts at luring Dudley and Snaptrap out of hiding so he can kill them.
271	* The ''WesternAnimation/WackyRaces2017'' episode "Unraceable" has Dick Dastardly banned from participating in the Wacky Races and forced to try different jobs. One of the jobs he tries is ice cream man, which he gets fired from because he only gives the children broccoli-flavored ice cream and he lets the ice cream cones get covered in dirt before giving them to the children.
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275	* In [[UsefulNotes/{{Scotland}} Glasgow]] in [[The80s The '80s]], there were [[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Glasgow_ice_cream_wars turf wars]] between rival criminal gangs selling drugs and stolen goods out of ice cream vans.
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