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9->'''Rat:''' I'm gonna start apologizing to all the people I've insulted by telling them "I'm sorry that you were offended."\
10'''Pig:''' Is that a real apology?\
11'''Rat:''' No, that's what's so great. It allows me to retain the impact of the original insult while tacking on the implied ''bonus'' insult of, "You are an oversensitive ninny."
12-->-- ''ComicStrip/PearlsBeforeSwine''
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14First, [[SelfDemonstratingArticle I'm sorry]] that you have no life and [[{{Hypocrite}} spend all day editing tropes]].
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16Second, this is a subtrope of SarcasmMode, when a supposed apology is actually very unapologetic, and instead makes it very clear that either the person being apologized to is the one in the wrong, or that the apologizer prefers InsaneTrollLogic to admitting ''they'' are wrong. So when Alice is supposed to apologize to Bob, she instead says "I'm sorry you screwed up, Bob."
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18Why would Alice be apologizing in the first place? Perhaps Bob demands an apology for some tiny or imagined slight, and Alice just can't resist explaining how [[NeverMyFault it's all his fault]], instead. Perhaps Alice's boss is a BeleagueredBureaucrat or a CorruptCorporateExecutive who just wants to get the problem over with, and the easiest way to do that is to [[OrderedApology order Alice to apologize]] for something she didn't do. Or perhaps Alice really is in the wrong, but she's enough of a {{Jerkass}} to ignore this in favor of putting Bob down.
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20Note that it's not enough for Alice to just say "I'm not sorry." If anything, that would be the ''high'' road compared to this trope's inherent pettiness. Her apology has to actively shift the blame to Bob. This may cause Alice to say ScrewTheMoneyIHaveRules, to place HonorBeforeReason, or lead her to become TheLastDJ. Alternatively, this is just one more spat between Alice and Bob and there are no real consequences, other than Bob now being irritated with Alice.
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22A subtler variation of this trope is for Alice to apologise by saying something like "I'm sorry you feel that way, Bob." This is a relative of FalseReassurance and an even closer relative of the StealthInsult, since Bob has to pay attention to the wording to notice that she's putting the blame on him for being offended rather than on herself for causing offense.
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24If it's an OrderedApology, the character giving the order may declare that it's not acceptable. A genuine apology, one that lacks any sarcasm or double meaning, would be a HeartfeltApology, the direct opposite of this trope.
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26Compare with FlippantForgiveness and BaitAndSwitchComment. Compare and contrast NeverMyFault, where the perpetrator directly blames others for their own wrongdoing, with no attempt to disguise it as a non-apology. See also YouTuberApologyParody, which commonly intersects with this trope thanks to the common perception of such videos as half-hearted attempts at damage control. If Alice instead apologises to the thing she compared Bob to, that's InsultToRocks. Also see TwoFacedAside.
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34* In episode 11 of the English dub of ''[[Anime/BakutenShootBeyblade Beyblade G-Revolution]]'', after losing a tag match against Ray and Lee, and a spat between Tyson and Daichi, Hilary [[OrderedApology orders]] the former to apologize to the latter for saying he'd "be better off beyblading alone". His response:
35-->'''Tyson:''' I'm sorry you had to ruin our match for the both of us, ''Daichi''. And I'm sorry I had to pick you to be a part of my team.
36* In the English dub of ''Manga/MyBrideIsAMermaid'', Mawari apologizes after cockblocking two guys, saying "I'm sorry you guys thought you had a chance with them."
37* The {{Valentines Day Episode|s}} of the ''Anime/OsomatsuSan'' manga has Osomatsu call a couple of girls ugly, with Choromatsu apologizing on his behalf while mentioning it probably offends them more getting that insult on that day than it should any other day.
38* In ''Anime/SonicX'', Knuckles tells Eggman to release Amy from his clutches or he'll be sorry. Eggman then says that he's sorry that the heroes are still alive in the other world.
39* So-Sorree from ''Anime/YokaiWatch'' makes anybody it inspirits do this ''constantly'', to the annoyance of their peers.
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43* In ''Franchise/{{Tintin}}'' (at least the French version), Haddock has to apologize to the Thompsons for saying that a circus (actually a Moon crater, called a circus in French) needed two clowns, and that they would suit perfectly. He then proceeds to say: "The circus does not need two clowns. Therefore you would not suit perfectly." One of the Thompsons tries to ponder on what that actually implies, but the other is perfectly happy with this "apology". The English version changes the confusion to the Thompsons thinking the Sea of Nectar is the seaside, and Haddock claims that they're looking for two Punch and Judy men on the pier, for which they would suit perfectly. The apology goes about the same way, with Haddock "explaining" that they're not hiring after all, which doesn't address the insult at all.
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47* In ''ComicStrip/CalvinAndHobbes'', when Calvin is (unusually) trying to apologize to Susie, she just tells him to get lost, and he screams at her as she walks away: "I'm trying to apologize, you dumb noodleloaf!" He then {{Face Palm}}s realizes what he's just said.
48* After a reader with the surname Dork complained about a ''ComicStrip/{{Dilbert}}'' strip using "Dork" as an insult, Scott Adams printed a reply in which Dogbert apologized "To all the Dorks who were offended."
49* In a ''ComicStrip/ForBetterOrForWorse'' comic, Michael is showing off all of his new back-to-school supplies and then teases Elizabeth because she didn't get anything, causing her to cry. John then tells Michael to apologize, and say it like he means it, so Michael says "sorry" in a goofy voice, which causes him to get sent to his room.
50* ''ComicStrip/NonSequitur'': Danae ''loves'' this [[http://www.gocomics.com/nonsequitur/2010/03/19 concept]].
51-->'''Danae:''' Sorry if you mistook something I said as somehow being offensive. Now everyone should stop dwelling on the past and just get over it.
52* Used in a ''ComicStrip/TheWizardOfId'' Sunday strip, where a peasant is loudly claiming that the king is a fink, for which he is brought before the king to apologise.
53-->'''Peasant:''' I'm sorry you're a fink.
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57* ''Fanfic/TheAccidentalAnimagus'': Charles casually calls Andromeda a "common whore"; when she points her wand at him, forcing him to apologize, he offers one of these, making clear how insincere his "apology" is.
58* ''Fanfic/AngerManagement'':
59** When Lincoln is made to apologise to Lynn, he says, "Sorry I didn't hurt you more".
60** When Lynn is made to apologise to Lincoln, she thinks, "Sorry you aren't lying on the floor crying like a baby."
61* In ''Fanfic/BestOfMyLove'', Lan Xichen demands that Jin Zixun apologize to Meng Yao after beating him up for insulting Meng Shi. Jin Zixun's response gets him whacked by Meng Yao with a trashcan lid.
62-->'''Jin Zixun''': I’m sorry you’re so fucking below me that you have be a bitch about it.
63* In ''[[https://www.fanfiction.net/s/9825937/6/Bound-in-Servitude Bound in Servitude]]'', Mrs. Weasley insists that Ron apologize for implying most of the Order of the Phoenix are Dumbledore-worshipping sheep.
64-->'''Ron:''' I apologize for pointing out your shortcomings. I failed to notice that you hadn't realized your inadequacy.
65* In ''[[https://www.fanfiction.net/s/2083412/1/Buddy-Holly Buddy Holly]]'', Harry and Draco have a fistfight and part of their punishment is to write apology letters to each other.
66-->''Dear Malfoy, I'm sorry you aren't more hurt. Sincerely, Harry Potter.''
67* ''Fanfic/CONSEQUENCESMiraculousLadybug'': In ''TEACHERS: EYES OF THE OWL'', Lila's true nature is exposed and she's [[OrderedApology ordered to apologize]] to Marinette in front of the whole school. She opts to apologize for how she didn't keep her promise and ''completely'' ruin Marinette's life.
68* ''Fanfic/{{Couturiere}}'': Lila Rossi successfully manipulates all of Marinette's classmates into [[MadeOutToBeAJerkass believing she's a bully]], pushing her past her breaking point and causing her akumatization into the titular villain. When Couturiere corners Lila, she proceeds to offer up a non-apology wherein she [[NeverMyFault pins all the blame]] on their classmates for being so easily tricked, as well as blaming ''Marinette'' for actually being hurt. Needless to say, Couturiere isn't amused, repaying her with a NoHoldsBarredBeatdown.
69* In ''[[http://www.fanfiction.net/s/9027408/1/Darkness-Within Darkness Within]]'' Tom Riddle tortures Harry until he gets an apology for a perceived slight. After several rounds Harry finally gives him one.
70-->'''Harry:''' I'm sorry you're such a jerk. Not that I can do anything about it.
71* ''WebVideo/DragonBallZAbridged'': Vegeta gets one in at the end of the first season, due to Goku's insistence that if Vegeta says he's sorry, he can leave Earth unmolested. The result?
72-->'''Vegeta:''' I'm sorry. Yep. ''Totally'' sorry. I just feel terrible. Yes, I'm very, very, "very" sorry... ''(capsule door shuts)'' THAT YOU'RE ALL STILL ALIVE! SUCKERS!
73* ''Fanfic/ErasedPotential'': After Nedzu repeatedly manipulates Toshinori, tricking him into revealing Izuku's status as a Recommended Student to the whole class, Izuku wants an apology. Nedzu initially pretends he didn't hear what he asked, followed by a pithy "Then I am sorry that I caused you trouble, Midoriya-kun." Aizawa immediately calls him out on this non-apology, and Nedzu affirms that he still thinks his actions were completely justified. This dismissive attitude only serves to irritate everyone else involved.
74* ''[[https://www.fanfiction.net/s/8233288/5/Faery-Heroes Faery Heroes]]'':
75-->'''Luna:''' Now Harry, what have we told you about getting into battles of wit with unarmed opponents? He is just jealous that you're in the middle of everything that seems to happen around here; there is no need to rub his nose in his inadequacies. Now say you're sorry.\
76'''Harry:''' I'm sorry that I brought up your inadequacies for everyone at the table to hear, Seamus. I should have waited until it was just the two of us before I pointed out how much of a hypocritical sack of gob-shite you are.
77* ''Fanfic/ForHisOwnSake'': After Keitaro declares why he's leaving the Hinata Inn, [[TheReasonYouSuckSpeech calling out each of the girls]] on how much they hurt him, the only ones who attempt to apologize to him are Shinobu and Mutsumi. While neither one had hurt him ''directly'', they generally [[AccompliceByInaction failed to intervene]] when the other residents were abusing him. Shinobu apologizes honestly for not doing more to stop the others; Mitsumi, [[{{Foil}} by contrast]], talks more about how she's sorry that he's hurt Naru and the others by rejecting them, declaring that they should let bygones be bygones. This {{foreshadow|ing}}s their respective character arcs: Shinobu recognizes and accepts the part she unwittingly played in driving him away and [[CharacterDevelopment works on]] being less of an ExtremeDoormat, while Mutsumi convinces herself that Keitaro and Naru [[UnwantedAssistance need her help]] to get back together.
78* ''Fanfic/ISeeWhatYouDoBehindClosedDoorsMiraculousLadybug'': After Marinette's classmates [[LiarRevealed finally learn]] that [[CassandraTruth she was right]] about Lila, several of them -- particularly Alya and Kim -- attempt to convince her that it was ''her fault'' they dismissed all of her warnings as [[YoureJustJealous pure jealousy]]. This only serves to convince Marinette that ''none'' of her classmates are [[NeverMyFault willing to admit their mistakes]], spurring her to {{reject|edApology}} all of them.
79* In ''[[https://www.fanfiction.net/s/13861364/1/Imitation-Steamrollers Imitation Steamrollers]]'', [[WesternAnimation/ThomasAndFriends Emily]] demands that George apologise to her for covering her in oil. He does apologise...to his roller, for making it dirty.
80* ''Fanfic/KarmaInRetrograde'': When Katsuki's classmates pressure him to apologize to Touya after he repeatedly insults him, Katsuki declares that he's "sorry" he doesn't want to make nice with a former villain who just ''happens'' to have suffered LaserGuidedAmnesia. This pushes Touya past his RageBreakingPoint.
81-->'''Katsuki:''' I'm sorry. I'm ''sorry'' I don't feel like being friends with someone who kidnapped me and had a hand in forcing All Might into retirement -- someone who murdered people and almost killed his own brother before he got hit with a Clean Slate Quirk.
82* ''Fanfic/MiraculousLadybugSaltShots'': {{Downplayed|Trope}} in ''[[https://archiveofourown.org/works/44607043/chapters/121613383 A Price to Pay]]''. After betraying Marinette and helping his father make a [[RealityWarpingIsNotAToy reality-altering Wish]], Adrien learns that said Wish [[BeCarefulWhatYouWishFor didn't turn out as he expected]]: his mother was brought back to life, but wants nothing more to do with him or his father. He entreats Marinette for help, despite learning that she recalls the original reality and is fully aware of his betrayal... and that her own father was sacrificed [[BalancingDeathsBooks as fuel for the Wish]], apologizing in a way that implies he thinks she's in the wrong for even ''wanting'' an apology:
83-->'''Adrien:''' So [[RippleEffectProofMemory you do remember]]! You have to help me! Yes--I know it was rude to hurt you, but you have to understand! I'm sorry, will you forgive me? Is that what you wanted to hear? I'm sorry! Just please help us make my mother love us!
84* ''Fanfic/TheNightUnfurls'': {{Downplayed}} in Chapter 1 of the remastered version. Kyril is not one for insults or [[JerkAss jerkassery]], but his apology towards Alicia for not showing respect towards a noble like her serves to highlight his brusque, seemingly uncaring demeanour.
85-->'''Kyril:''' If I have offended you, I do apologize, but I must get going. ''(gives a short, curt bow)'' Have a wonderful afternoon.
86* ''Fanfic/TheProsAndConsToLivingATripleLife'' After two older women insult [[Franchise/KingdomHearts Kairi and Sora]] for their public displays of affection:
87-->'''Kairi''': It must be incredibly boring to have nothing to do with your hard-earned downtime than to sneer and scoff at other people for their happiness. Are you ladies feeling that lonely and unfulfilled with your lives?\
88'''Woman''': How ''dare'' you! Do you have any idea to whom you speak so disrespectfully, you brat?\
89'''Kairi''': A gossipy old goose who seems to have some serious issues with minding her own business?\
90'''Woman''': Hmph. I'll have you know that my husband is a cabinet minister, young girl. So some respect for the family of a man who governs this great country is in order.\
91'''Kairi''': ''(shocked)'' Oh! Oh I am deeply sorry, ma'am. I apologize for my actions. I had no idea that you were so jealous because your husband is married to his job while I can do this whenever I want. ''(turns and kisses Sora)''
92* ''[[https://www.fanfiction.net/s/11044882/14/The-Snitch-Effect The Snitch Effect]]'':
93-->'''Dumbledore:''' Lee, while I agree with you that Mister Diggory is being an ass, as you put it, that's no reason to become so vulgar. Kindly apologize, if you would.\
94'''Lee:''' Fine. I'm sorry that you're such a prat, Diggory!
95* ''Fanfic/TwoLetters'':
96** In her letter to Luka, Marinette recounts an incident where Xavier Ramier offered her one of these after one of her many fights with his akumatized alter ego Mr. Pigeon. He simply tossed a pithy "Sorry" over his shoulder while strolling over to the nearest cluster of pigeons, ready to continue illegally feeding the birds.
97** When Alya finally learns why Marinette is so upset with her -- due to her betraying her trust in a way Marinette finds [[ThisIsUnforgivable utterly unforgivable]] -- she cluelessly asks "Yeah, but why do you care?" before begging for forgiveness, declaring "Everyone makes mistakes!"
98* Throughout ''Fanfic/WatchingAmphibia'', Sprig harshly judges everything Sasha and Marcy do. While they're watching "Marcy at the Gates", seeing how distressed Marcy is, he finds himself feeling like he needs to apologize for ''something'', but isn't sure what -- for the way he's been acting, or for ever trusting them in the first place? Ultimately, he keeps that thought internalized rather than voicing it.
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102* ''WesternAnimation/{{Encanto}}'': When Isabela forces Mirabel to apologise to her after "ruining" the family dinner:
103-->'''Mirabel:''' ''(to Isabela)'' I. Am. S-Sorry...\
104'''Isabela''': Hmph...\
105'''Mirabel''': That your life is SO great!
106* ''WesternAnimation/RockAndRule'': Omar and Toad's first encounter has Omar call him one of "Mother Nature's finest freaks", which Toad doesn't take kindly to. A few minutes later when he's holding up Omar by his shirt collar:
107-->'''Omar:''' [[DeadpanSnarker It was the freak reference, wasn't it?]]\
108'''Toad:''' You gonna apologize, rude boy?\
109'''Omar:''' I'm sorry...''dicknose!'' [[note]][[Main/{{Bowdlerise}} "dogbreath" in the censored American version]][[/note]]\
110'''Toad:''' ''Why, you--!''
111* ''WesternAnimation/Shrek1'':
112-->'''Shrek:''' ''(to Donkey)'' Well, if I treated you so bad, how come you came back?\
113'''Donkey:''' Because that's what friends do -- ''they forgive each other!''\
114'''Shrek''': Oh, yeah. You're right, Donkey. I forgive you -- for stabbing me in the back!
115* ''WesternAnimation/TurningRed'': Mei gives one to her mother Ming during the [[spoiler:confrontation at the 4*Town concert]].
116-->'''Mei:''' All I wanted...was to go to a concert!\
117'''Ming:''' I never went to concerts! I put my family first! I tried to be a good daughter!\
118'''Mei:''' Well, sorry I'm not perfect! Sorry I'm not good enough! And ''sorry I'll never be like you!''
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122* ''Film/{{Dogma}}'' Opening Disclaimer:
123->''"So please -- before you think about hurting someone over this trifle of a film, remember: even God has a sense of humor. Just look at the Platypus. Thank you and enjoy the show. P.S. We sincerely apologize to all Platypus enthusiasts out there who are offended by that thoughtless comment about the Platypi. We at View Askew respect the noble Platypus, and it is not our intention to slight these stupid creatures in any way."''
124* In ''Film/DonnieDarko'', when the independent-minded teacher complains to the head about being fired, all he says is "I'm sorry you have failed."
125* ''Film/MeanGirls'':
126** There's a scene where each girl is supposed to apologize and do a trust fall. One of the GirlPosse members makes this excuse for an apology, which leaves few willing to stand behind her to catch her when she falls:
127--->'''Gretchen:''' I'm sorry that people are so jealous of me... but I can't help it that I'm popular.\
128''(cue crowd moving back, except a blissfully-smiling Karen)''
129** In the same scene, there's also the girl in the wheelchair:
130--->'''Girl in Wheelchair:''' Laura, I don't hate you because you're fat. You're fat, because I hate you. (Although that could be a genuine apology, as the girl in the wheelchair might have observed that her bullying of Laura caused Laura to binge eat, and she is horrified that she could have done that).
131** And this gem:
132--->'''Girl from Michigan:''' Alyssa, I'm sorry I called you a gap-toothed bitch. It's not your fault you're so gap-toothed.
133** Janis also does this with Regina when she "apologizes" for helping Cady in sabotaging her and says she did it because "I guess I've got a BIG, ''LESBIAN'' CRUSH ON YOU!"
134** Really, save for Karen's apology and the over-emotional girl, it seems like most of the trust fall scene is this trope.
135* ''Film/PathsOfGlory''. Colonel Dax's epic TheReasonYouSuckSpeech to his commanding officer.
136-->'''Colonel Dax:''' I apologize for not being entirely honest with you. I apologize for not revealing my true feelings. I apologize, sir, for not telling you sooner that you're a degenerate, sadistic old man. ''[[SuddenlyShouting AND YOU CAN GO TO HELL BEFORE I APOLOGIZE TO YOU NOW OR EVER AGAIN!]]''"
137* The title character's apology in ''Film/{{Patton}}'' for slapping a soldier under his charge, which is based off something Patton did in real life.
138* ''Film/{{Zoolander}}'': Though it's possible that in Derek's case, he is [[TooDumbToLive being genuine]].
139-->'''Derek:''' I'm sorry that good-looking people like us made you throw up and feel bad about yourself.\
140[...]\
141'''Mugatu:''' Oh, I'm sorry, did my pin get in the way of your ass? Do me a favor and lose five pounds immediately or get out of my building like now!
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145* Some guy just has been finally convicted. A reporter asks him what he thinks the reason is. The convict snarls: "Because half of the jury are assholes, that's why!" The judge interferes: "You will take this back immediately, or I'll take measures!" The convict: "OK, I take it back. Half of the jury ain't assholes!"
146* A similar one with headlines: "HALF OUR NATION'S POLITICIANS ARE CROOKS". Outraged phone calls and {{Strongly Worded Letter}}s ensue. The next day, the paper prints this correction as a headline: "HALF OUR NATION'S POLITICIANS ARE NOT CROOKS".
147* A man tells his neighbor that hanging would be too good for him. The neighbor sues, and the man is forced to apologize by the court. So he says: "I take back what I said. Hanging is ''not'' too good for you!"
148* A child comes up to his mother complaining that his sister called him stupid. The mother orders her daughter to say she's sorry. She turns to her brother and says "I'm sorry that you're stupid."
149* Vovochka (a schoolchild in Russian jokes) writes on a blackboard during a break: "Tanya is a moron". The teacher catches him and orders to say three times "Tanya is not a moron" and apologize. Vovochka says: "Tanya is not a moron... [[SarcasmMode Tanya is not a moron? Tanya is not a moron?! Excuse me]]!!!"
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153* Creator/{{Plato}}'s ''Literature/ApologyOfSocrates'' appears to be one of these, considering that Socrates spends most of his speech lamenting how stupid everybody is. But the definition of "apology" at the time also meant "a reasoned argument in justification of something". So Socrates's "apology" was him explaining to the people of Athens his beliefs and methods. This meaning is the basis for the term "apologetics".
154* In Kai Lung's story about the discovery of tea, the Emperor is advised to confess his sins in order to bring an end to a drought:
155-->"No complete record of Ming Wang's confession now exists, all those who accompanied him having entered into a deep compact to preserve a stubborn silence. It is admitted, however, that it was of inordinate length, very explicit in its details, and that it implicated practically every courtier and official of any standing. In a final access of self-reproach the Emperor penitently admitted that he was the guilty head of a thoroughly decayed and criminal autocracy, that he weakly surrounded himself with greedy and incompetent officials, and that he had thoughtlessly permitted sycophancy, bribery and peculation to abound."
156--> --pp. 39-40 of Ernest Bramah, ''Kai Lung unrolls his Mat'' (1928; repr. Penguin, 1937).
157* After the girls of ''Literature/TheBabySittersClub'' get into a huge fight, Mary Anne writes her friends "apology" notes. While she manages one sincere apology to Claudia, the other notes fall under this trope:
158-->''Dear Kristy, I'm sorry you're the biggest, bossiest know-it-all in the world, but what can I do about it? Perhaps you should consider professional help.''
159* ''Literature/BeastTamer'': The hero party led by Arios needs Rein to do a quest for them, but they cruelly fired him, confiscated his equipment, and let him with few, if any, viable options. When they seek him out they try to recruit him with an insincere "apology" that goes along the lines of "sorry we had to fire you for being weak and useless." Rein and his party rightly take it as an insult and try to walk away before the heroes state that humanity will suffer greatly if Rein doesn't go to Lost Forest and get the Shield of Truth. When Rein agrees under those conditions, they insult him in just about every way imaginable for wasting their time. Cue a CurbStompBattle on Arios and his party when Rein's party takes offense to ''that.''
160* ''Literature/TheCarpetPeople'':
161-->'''Owlglass:''' I was trying to remember what you called him.\
162'''Pismire:''' An ignorant sybarite who didn't have the sense of a meat pie.\
163'''Glurk:''' Sounds pretty nasty, sentencing someone to death just for that.\
164'''Owlglass:''' Actually, he got sentenced to death for apologizing.\
165'''Glurk:''' How can you be sentenced to death for apologizing?\
166'''Owlglass:''' He said he was sorry, but on reflection he realized that the Emperor ''had'' got the sense of a meat pie. He was running at the time, too.
167* In ''[[Literature/MrsPiggleWiggle Missy Piggy-Wiggle and the Whatever Cure]]'', the first stage of said Whatever Cure involves the child being cured being magically placed in a floating bubble whenever they do something inconsiderate. They can get out of it if they apologize, but as Frankfort Freeforall discovers, "Veronica, I'm sorry you're such a crybaby" won't work. It just causes the bubble to swoop up even higher.
168* ''Literature/TimeTo'': Defied in "Time to Say, 'Please!'", which says that "sorry" is another useful word, but you have to mean it.
169* In the ''Literature/WarriorCats'' book ''[[Recap/WarriorCatsTheFirstBattle The First Battle]]'', Clear Sky [[FisticuffProvokingComment is infuriated enough to claw Falling Feather across the face]], shocking them both. His "apology" is basically "I'm sorry you don't understand that questioning me puts us in danger."
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173* ''Series/AllyMcBeal'': In episode 5 of season 1, during Ally's hearing, with her lawyer license being at stake, her representative colleague heatedly argues to what he calls unfair process. Interrupting, their law firm boss (present, as he says earlier in the episode, as backup) declares to be in agreement with the board on this one, cheerfully continuing to elaborate that their hothead is being constantly reminded of the need for civility and yet keeps getting these reactions to ''witch-hunts, especially this blatant.''
174* In the ''Series/BabylonFive'' episode "[[Recap/BabylonFiveS02E22TheFallOfNight The Fall of Night]]", [[TheCaptain Sheridan]] is [[OrderedApology ordered to apologize]] to the Centauri for something that was the Centauri's fault. Sheridan is shown practicing an epic backhand apology [[MirrorMonologue to a mirror]] in his quarters. It's just too bad he never got the chance to actually deliver it.
175-->'''Sheridan:''' I apologize. I'm... sorry. I'm sorry we had to defend ourselves against an unwarranted attack. I'm sorry that your crew was stupid enough to fire on a station filled with a quarter million civilians, including your own people. And I'm sorry I waited as long as I did before I blew them all straight to hell! ''({{beat}})'' "[[IronicEcho As with everything else, it's the thought that counts]]."
176* ''Series/{{Bewitched}}'': Maurice and Endora are not known to fully admit they're in the wrong.
177-->'''Maurice:''' I apologize that your abominable behavior had so exhausted my patience that I was goaded into a slight transgression.
178* ''Series/TheBigBangTheory'':
179** After the guys act like {{Jerkass}}es to Penny's boyfriend [[TheDitz Zack]] Leonard asks how they should apologize, Sheldon suggests "Zack, I'm sorry you're stupid. Have a Milk Dud".
180** Sheldon tries to do this to Amy, [[DefiedTrope but she doesn't accept it]]:
181--->'''Sheldon:''' I was not myself, [[ItMakesSenseInContext I had lost a lot of thumb blood.]]\
182'''Amy:''' That's not an apology.\
183'''Sheldon:''' That is your opinion.\
184'''Amy:''' I want a real apology!\
185'''Sheldon:''' I'm sorry that you weren't able to...\
186'''Amy:''' No!\
187'''Sheldon:''' That my genius...\
188'''Amy:''' No!\
189'''Sheldon:''' [[NeverMyFault That the soap was so...]]\
190'''Amy:''' Sheldon!\
191'''Sheldon:''' Fine... [[SincerityMode sorry]].
192* In ''Series/BlackBooks'' Manny has finally left Bernard's shop after one mistreatment too far. All Manny wants is an apology and Fran finally gets them in the shop together so Bernard can say sorry:
193-->'''Bernard:''' Manny, I'm sorry. I am sorry I ever let you in here to rob me of my best years before leaving me a burnt-out husk!
194* In ''Series/TheBoys2019'', SuperSupremacist Blue Hawk gets in hot water for using PoliceBrutality in black neighborhoods. When he's forced to make an OrderedApology, he essentially says "I'm sorry you feel that way" with it quickly devolving into a shouting match with the crowd and violence.
195* ''Series/TheCloser'':
196** Assistant Chief Pope has received numerous complaints about friction between Deputy Chief Brenda Leigh Johnson and other legal departments, and so has ordered her to apologize to the offended parties.
197--->'''Brenda:''' I'd like to start with you, Ms. Powell. I'd like to say how sorry I am that I was unable to ignore your general level of incompetence in the wrongly obtained conviction in the case of Bill Croelick. And I'm sorry if you felt hurt and defensive about putting a man on death row for the wrong crime, and I certainly hope that that will never, ever happen again. Agent Jackson, I deeply regret that the FBI handed over two million dollars to a man on a terrorist watch list without the capacity to trace it, or managed to follow him for months without knowing his wife was having an affair with a doctor, and I hope you do much better in the future. Captain Taylor, I suppose I should apologize to you for not having been born in Los Angeles, but having seen you work up close now for several months, I can honestly say that try as I might, I can't think of any fair and reasonable system on earth where I wouldn't outrank you. There. I hope that clears everything up.
198** Pope himself delivers a nice one in season 4 to a man accused of killing his wife due to past domestic abuse:
199--->'''Chief Pope:''' On behalf of the entire LAPD, allow me to say how sorry I am that you lied to us so much and that you knocked your wife around to such an extent that we considered you a suspect in her murder.
200* ''Series/TheColbertReport'': Stephen likes to invert this by proclaiming "I accept your apology" to someone who has not, in fact, apologized in any way. Given that he's playing a satirical character, almost every apology to people he offends comes off as this.
201* Because sarcasm and sadism are the ''modus operandi'' of ''Series/CutthroatKitchen'', Alton's request that a losing cheftestant return his or her remaining cash to the briefcase often reeks of this.
202* A rare ''accidental'' example in ''Series/DoctorWho'', when the Doctor attempts to apologise to Barbara for kidnapping her and accusing her of trying to kill him. Because he has NoSocialSkills it comes out as self-aggrandisement and blaming her for everything and he never actually says the word "sorry". Barbara's facial expression suggests she notices this, but at the same time she sees that it's meant sincerely and he's just communicating it badly, and accepts it.
203* ''Series/TheFlash2014'': In the first SeasonFinale, Cisco reveals to Thawne that he has memories of Thawne killing him in an alternate timeline. Thawne says he's sorry...not for killing him (he's confident he had a good reason) but for him being able to remember it.
204* In ''Series/{{Frasier}}'', Niles bears some animosity towards Frasier's ex-wife Lilith after she sniggered during Maris' wedding vows. When Frasier tries to get the two to reconcile, Lilith declares that, "if he is in such need of validation, then I guess for some sense of familial harmony, I do apologize." Niles [[SincerityMode joyfully accepts]].
205-->'''Frasier:''' He doesn't get that kind of validation [[AwfulWeddedLife at home]], you see.
206* ''Series/{{Glee}}'': Santana is the ''absolute queen'' of this.
207-->'''Santana:''' Hey Tubs! Can I talk to you for a second?\
208'''Rory:''' Hey, listen here. You can't make fun of Finn anymore.\
209'''Santana:''' Shut your potato hole, I'm here to apologize. ''(to Finn)'' Rachel's right, I haven't been fair to you. You're not fat. I should know, I slept with you. I mean, at some point I must have liked that you look like a taco addict who's had one too many back alley liposuctions.\
210'''Rory:''' Whoa.\
211'''Santana:''' Please stick a sock in it or ship yourself back to Scotland. I'm trying to apologize to Lumps the Clown. ''(back to Finn)'' I am sorry, Finn. I mean, really, I'm sorry that the New Directions are gonna get crushed by the Troubletones. And also sorry that you have no talent. Sorry that you sing like you're getting your prostate checked, and you dance like you've been asleep for years and someone just woke you up. Have fun riding on Rachel's coattails for the rest of your life, although, you know what, I would just watch out for her come holiday time if I were him, because if I were her, I'd stick a stent in one of those boobs and let the Finn blubber light the Hanukkah lamp for eight magical nights.
212** Unfortunately, this leads to Finn asking the [[ArmorPiercingQuestion one question]] designed to hurt Santana where she lived: "[[{{Gayngst}} Hey Santana, why don't you come out of the closet?]]"
213* In ''Series/TheGoodPlace'', Brent does this to Tahani after he write a book, where the main characters love interest is a racist, sexist caricature of her. After a few "attempts", he gives up and rants about how there was nothing wrong with his portrayal of Tahani, and accuses the rest of the gang of bullying him and infringing on his rights.
214* ''Series/{{House}}'' is forced to apologize to Cuddy's mother: "I'm sorry... that we saved your life," he starts, and then steers it back to a straight apology: "...in the way that we did." Wilson gives the apology a B+.
215* ''Series/ICarly2021'': In the third episode "iFauxpologize", an image of Carly spitting out a rotten meatball goes viral and, at Harper's insistence, Carly milks the popularity of the meme for all its worth. Spencer gets angry at her for doing so since his latest sculpture was in the background of the photo and many viewers thought her cringy expression was aimed at the sculpture. When Spencer demands an apology from Carly for the meme, her response is "I'm sorry if your feelings were hurt. I didn't realize you were so sensitive." Spencer deems it a "Fauxpology", hence the episode title. She does apologize for real at the end of the episode.
216* ''Series/MontyPythonsFlyingCircus'':
217** One episode has this impressive demonstration of the rhetorical device of paralipsis:
218--->WE WOULD LIKE TO APOLOGIZE FOR THE WAY IN WHICH POLITICIANS ARE REPRESENTED IN THIS PROGRAMME. IT WAS NEVER OUR INTENTION TO IMPLY THAT POLITICIANS ARE WEAK-KNEED, POLITICAL TIME-SERVERS WHO ARE CONCERNED MORE WITH THEIR PERSONAL VENDETTAS AND PRIVATE POWER STRUGGLES THAN THE PROBLEMS OF GOVERNMENT, NOR TO SUGGEST AT ANY POINT THAT THEY SACRIFICE THEIR CREDIBILITY BY DENYING FREE DEBATE ON VITAL MATTERS IN THE MISTAKEN IMPRESSION THAT PARTY UNITY COMES BEFORE THE WELL-BEING OF THE PEOPLE THEY SUPPOSEDLY REPRESENT NOR TO IMPLY AT ANY STAGE THAT THEY ARE SQUABBLING LITTLE TOADIES WITHOUT AN OUNCE OF CONCERN FOR THE VITAL SOCIAL PROBLEMS OF TODAY. NOR INDEED DO WE INTEND THAT VIEWERS SHOULD CONSIDER THEM AS CRABBY ULCEROUS LITTLE SELF-SEEKING VERMIN WITH FURRY LEGS AND AN EXCESSIVE ADDICTION TO ALCOHOL AND CERTAIN EXPLICIT SEXUAL PRACTICES WHICH SOME PEOPLE MIGHT FIND OFFENSIVE. WE ARE SORRY IF THIS IMPRESSION HAS COME ACROSS.
219** The Architect sketch has the Freemasons answering John Cleese's angry tirade with "Well we're sorry you feel that way."
220* In the ''Series/MurdochMysteries'' episode "Porcelain Lady", Detective Watts combines this with BackhandedCompliment when Constable Higgins makes a deduction:
221-->'''Watts''': Your logic is flawless, Henry. I apologise if my tone is one of surprise, but it reflects my feelings.
222* In ''Series/PeakyBlinders'', every apology made by Creator/TomHardy's character Alfie Solomons is either utterly flippant, sarcastic, or a transparent means of manipulating someone. The closest he gets to apparent sincerity is his apology to Arthur in season 3 for previously trying to frame the guy for murder, and even that is a blatant act of self-preservation, which he goes on to undermine anyway by [[{{Troll}} trolling]] Arthur for several minutes afterward and keep mocking him. As a rule, a "good" apology probably doesn't end with the other person so irate they're inches away from smashing you over the head with an ashtray...
223* In ''Series/{{Roseanne}}'', DJ and his Mom are fighting, so while at the diner he leaves a note on one of the tables saying "The big scary one spits in the food." Annoyed, Roseanne demands he apologize.
224-->'''DJ:''' I'm sorry my mom spits in your food.\
225''(the customer leaves in disgust)''\
226'''Roseanne:''' Ha! Joke's on you, DJ; I really do spit in the food!
227** In the architects sketch, after Mr Wiggin's tirade of insults towards the city gents, they simply reply "Well we're sorry you feel like that."
228* In ''Series/SaturdayNightLive'', Creator/MelissaMcCarthy's impersonation of Sean Spicer opens with one of these:
229-->''"I'd like to begin today by apologizing on behalf of you to me for how you have treated me these last two weeks, and that apology is not accepted."''
230* ''Series/{{Scrubs}}'':
231** After Carla tries to interfere in Perry and Jordan's relationship, Turk persuades her to apologize to Jordan:
232--->'''Carla:''' I didn't mean to upset you. Even though everything I said was true, and you know it.\
233'''Turk:''' Baby, that is a God-awful apology. Just God-awful.\
234'''Jordan:''' Yeah, that's 'cause she's not really sorry.
235** Elliot within the first three episodes gets off on the wrong foot with Carla, J.D. makes her apologize and then she always adds "you know I'm right" or "But (excuse)". There is added dream sequences of her digging her own grave to prove the point!
236* The "Soup Nazi" episode of ''Series/{{Seinfeld}}'' spawned one of these. Apparently, Jerry Seinfeld and several writers went to the restaurant of the man (Al Yeganeh) that the character had been based on. He recognized them and launched into a rant about how the episode had "ruined his life" and demanded an apology. Seinfeld stood up and gave, to quote, "the most sarcastic, insincere apology" he'd ever heard. Yeganeh then yelled "No soup for you!" and threw them out of the restaurant.
237* ''Series/SexAndTheCity'': Carrie apologizes to Big's trophy-wife for having an affair with Big, to which she reples "I'm sorry too: I'm sorry you cheated with my husband, ran around behind my back, and caused me to fall and break my tooth, requiring 27 stitches and hours of painful surgery."
238* ''Series/StarTrekTheOriginalSeries'': In "[[Recap/StarTrekS2E15TheTroubleWithTribbles The Trouble with Tribbles]]", Scotty makes it clear to Korax that he's treading on dangerous ground when he compares the ''Enterprise'' to a garbage scow. Instead of backing down, the Klingon doubles down:
239-->'''Scotty:''' Laddie, don't you think you should... ''rephrase'' that?\
240'''Korax:''' ''([[BriefAccentImitation imitating Scotty's accent]])'' You're right. I should. ''(normal voice)'' I didn't mean to say that the ''Enterprise'' should be ''hauling'' garbage. I meant to say that it should be ''hauled away'' '''''AS garbage!'''''\
241''(Scotty decks him, starting a BarBrawl)''
242* Played humorously in ''Series/That70sShow''. Kelso tells the guys that he got into some trouble with Pam Macey, mainly him unable to... well, let's just say in his case, [[TheLoinsSleepTonight the South didn't rise again]]. Eric and Hyde proceed to mock him about it, which Fez chatises them for. Then we get this gem from him:
243-->'''Fez:''' Kelso, I just want you to know that I feel bad for you and that I am sorry... '''[[SuddenlyShouting YOU ARE NOT A MAN!!!]]'''
244* ''Series/ThisHourHas22Minutes'''s Apology to America, in which Anthony St. George walks around Washington D.C. and passive-aggressively apologies on behalf of Canada for such things as calling UsefulNotes/GeorgeWBush a moron, burning down TheWhiteHouse during the UsefulNotes/WarOf1812, various terrible Canadian celebrities and music inflicted on the U.S. over the decades, and, finally, for [[ShapedLikeItself "apologizing for things in a passive-aggressive way which is really a thinly-veiled criticism]], because we've seen what you do to countries you get upset with."
245* In ''Series/TheUmbrellaAcademy2019'', a retired Marine at the veterans' bar gets offended when twenty-something Klaus claims to be a Vietnam vet (which Klaus actually ''is'', but there's TimeTravel involved, so he doesn't look it) and [[OrderedApology demands an apology]] for this perceived lie. Klaus calmly agrees:
246-->'''Klaus:''' I'd like to apologize... that you are depriving some village... '''[[SuddenlyShouting OF THEIR IDIOT!]]'''
247* In one episode of ''Wonders of the Solar System'', Brian Cox made an offhand remark that "astrology is a load of rubbish". After the show received complaints, he made a statement which sadly was not chosen as the BBC's official response on the issue:
248-->'''Brian Cox:''' I apologise to the astrology community for not making myself clear. I should have said that this new age drivel is undermining the very fabric of our civilisation.
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251[[folder:Pro Wrestling]]
252* This is a stock part of TrashTalk in professional wrestling, with Wrestling/HeathSlater's "apology" to Wrestling/ChrisJericho being one of the more recent ones.
253* The most recent one is when Wrestling/TheMiz speaks to Wrestling/CMPunk after the latter forces him to apologize to Wrestling/PaulHeyman for calling him a human walrus. So he replies with this:
254-->'''Miz:''' Okay...I'm sorry that you're a really [[VerbalTic REALLY]] big walrus!
255* In the night before Money In The Bank 2011, CM Punk demands Wrestling/VinceMcMahon to apologize to him and the fans for not giving them what they wanted. He finally relents and gives CM Punk a rather furious apology:
256-->'''Vince [=McMahon=]''': I apologize, you son of a [[ThisIsForEmphasisBitch bitch]]!
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259[[folder:Puppet Shows]]
260* The [[Creator/DisneyChannel Playhouse Disney]] puppet show ''Series/TheBookOfPooh'' had a song called "If We Were Talkin'," which consisted of Rabbit and Tigger doing this to each other after an argument, at least until Piglet suggests that they could work things out. Such lyrics from the song from Rabbit in particular include "If we were talking, which were aren't since that nasty somersault / I'd say I'm sorry that our accident was totally his fault." and "If we were talking, I'd say sorry his world record was a bust."
261* In the Creator/DannyKaye episode of ''Series/TheMuppetShow'', Kaye and Miss Piggy are on the outs because Kaye says he remembers Piggy singing "Cheek to Cheek" years and years ago, when she was thin. Over the course of the duet they make up, and it ends with Kaye apologising ... sort of.
262-->'''Danny Kaye''': Piggy, I'm sorry I said I knew you when you were thin. ''[{{beat}}]'' I ''never'' knew you when you were thin!
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266* The Interview Sketch on Season 5, Episode 3 of ''Radio/JohnFinnemoresSouvenirProgramme'' features the Shadow Minister for Saying Stupid Things and Refusing to Apologise For Them, who first says he's "sorry if people were offended", then, when Patsy Straightwoman says they definitely ''were'', shifts it to "sorry ''that'' they were offended". When she directly asks if he's sorry he offended them, he comes up with circumlocations like "Sorriness is being experienced by a number of people, not ''necessarily'' excluding me." She eventually gets an OrderedApology out of him.
267-->'''Patsy''': Say it like you mean it.\
268'''Minister''': I ''don't'' mean it!\
269'''Patsy''': ''I know that''. Say it like you ''do'' mean it.
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273* In a banter between Anomen and Jan Jansen in ''VideoGame/BaldursGateII'', Jan 'apologizes' to Anomen for having been impolite by pointing out Anomen's many unflattering characteristics in public. [[CouldSayItBut He then proceeds to list every one of them, pointing out that it was rude of him to bring attention to it before]] and apologising for it.
274* During her ''VideoGame/BlazBlueContinuumShift'' bad ending, after listing off everything that bores her, Terumi demands Rachel explain how "his existence" is on that list. She does apologize that "[[BoringInsult You can't help being so dull]]" in response.
275* In ''VideoGame/SaintsRowTheThird'', one of the taunts for male voice is this:
276-->'''Boss:''' I'm sorry for your mum!
277* In ''VideoGame/SonicLostWorld'', [[VanityIsFeminine Zeena]] gripes to Sonic that she has to reapply her nail polish because of him. Sonic says he's sorry, which Zeena [[SarcasmBlind takes at face value]] until Sonic explains that he's sorry that she "has nothing more important to do in life."
278* In ''VideoGame/SuperPaperMario'', after Luvbi trash-talks the Mario brothers, Jaydes (her mother) [[OrderedApology forces her to apologize]]. So she replies. "I am sorry... that [[YeOldeButcheredeEnglishe thou art]] so hairy." (The last part said very quickly and apparently unnoticed by Jaydes, though Mario reacts.)
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282* Ruby Rose from ''WebAnimation/{{RWBY}}'' gives one to Weiss after Weiss sums up how their first fight as a team didn't go very well.
283-->'''Ruby:''' I'm sorry that you need my help to win a fight.
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286[[folder:Webcomics]]
287* ''Webcomic/BasicInstructions'' provides instructions on [[http://basicinstructions.net/basic-instructions/2007/2/25/how-to-apologize-without-accepting-any-blame.html How to Apologize Without Accepting Any Blame.]]
288* ''Webcomic/GirlGenius'' Tarvek "complements" Gil on [[http://www.girlgeniusonline.com/comic.php?date=20120217 his deception in Paris:]]
289-->'''Tarvek:''' ''[with apparent sincerity]'' You were ''trying'' to convince me that you were a disgusting, swinish, lecherous, drunken ''sot.'' Well I want you to know, it ''worked.'' Well ''done!''
290* In a flashback in ''Webcomic/HarpyGee'', queen Argema ordered Gigi and Lily to apologize to each other:
291-->'''Lily:''' I'm sorry... you're a little waste of space.\
292'''Gigi:''' I'm SORRY-- I didn't punch HARDER.
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296* ''Website/NotAlwaysRight'':
297** In [[https://notalwaysright.com/a-very-sorry-story/320429/ this]] story, a customer, enraged about being asked if he was interested in the loyalty program, rants that it's a scam, and when the submitter tries to say it isn't, says the only thing he wants to hear from the submitter is an apology for trying to scam him. The submitter comes up with "Trust me, sir, I am very sorry I ever started this conversation," which he accepts.
298** [[https://notalwaysright.com/an-express-apology/323458/ This customer]] demands an apology from the cashier for daring to tell him he's in the express lane with too many items. She says "Sir,I am sorry that you can't count to twelve." She gets written up for this, but says it was WorthIt.
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302* ''WebVideo/FateStayNightUnlimitedBladeWorksAbridged'' has a [[SubvertedTrope subverted]] example of this trope. Rather than hitting her for Archer nearly killing him, Shirou suggests to Rin that he apologizes for the above event. While Rin complies, and genuinely, nonetheless, it doesn't stop her from throwing shade at Shirou for his actions during said event.
303-->'''Rin:''' Shirou Emiya... I'm... sorry. I'm very sorry you got your back cut open by Archer.\
304'''Shirou:''' Tricky start, but I can work with that.\
305'''Rin:''' I'm sorry that you thought letting your guard down around a Servant who's been talking about killing you for ''days'' was a good idea.\
306'''Shirou:''' Getting worse...\
307'''Rin:''' I'm ''especially'' sorry that you straight-up tried to throw a punch at a Servant who's been talking about killing you for days ''before'' letting your guard down around them!\
308'''Shirou:''' Admittedly not my greatest moment. Alright, you know what? [[LampshadeHanging This is perhaps devolving into something less than apologetic]].
309* In ''WebVideo/JakeAndAmir'', Jake calls out Amir for giving one of these to his cousin, Micah.
310-->'''Amir:''' Are you still pissed about the last time he visited?\
311'''Jake:''' You mean when he went to get a drink from the water fountain and you shoved his face into it? Yeah, he lost two of his front teeth!\
312'''Amir:''' I apologized for that!\
313'''Jake:''' You said, "Sorry you don't have a sense of humor, bitch!"
314* Sandbox/NetflixByBots's [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j-zTrfiQMSY ''The Second Stand-Up Comedy Special Written Entirely By Bots'']]:
315-->'''A comedian:''' Firstly of all, I am sorry that I am not sorry. Actually, I am not sorry that I am not sorry. I have never not been not sorry. If that offends, I think you should leaves.
316* Happens in ''WebVideo/VideoGameHighSchool''. The Law is such a jerk.
317* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M4IjTUxZORE This]] video combines the trope with a [[CallingTheOldManOut well earned]] ArmorPiercingQuestion from today's youth to a previous generation.
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321* An ''Creator/AbbottAndCostello'' cartoon had the duo as lumberjacks, and Costello inadvertently insults the foreman. When Abbott tells him to apologize, Costello confronts the foreman and says "You're the boss, and am I sorry!"
322* From the ''WesternAnimation/AdventureTime'' episode "Mystery Dungeon":
323-->'''Lemongrab:''' You will make pies FAST, servile!\
324'''Tree Trunks:''' If you wanna taste of my apple pie, ''you'd better be nice!''\
325'''Lemongrab:''' ... [[SincerityMode I am sorry]]. Make pies, slave.
326* The ''WesternAnimation/{{Arthur}}'' episode "So Funny, I Forgot to Laugh" centers around the title character making fun of Sue Ellen because of a fur sweater she wore to school; claiming that she looks like a sheepdog. Sue Ellen then tells Mr. Ratburn about this and he tells Arthur to write Sue Ellen an apology letter. Arthur does apologize in the letter, but also points out that he thinks that Sue Ellen is just overreacting. He does eventually give her a sincere apology however.
327* In the ''WesternAnimation/BoJackHorseman'' episode "Brand New Couch", [=BoJack's=] mother Beatrice calls him to apologize for [[AbusiveParents how she treated him during his childhood]] after reading his memoirs. However, even as she apologizes, she still can't stop insulting him, calling him a narcissist for writing a memoir, and telling him he was born broken and that he'll never get better.
328* In ''WesternAnimation/TheBoondocks'' episode "The Itis", during a Sunday dinner at the Freeman house, Riley rudely complains about Sarah Dubois' food. Robert orders him to apologize, to which Riley responds:
329-->'''Riley:''' Mrs. Dubois, I'm sorry your cobbler look like throw-up with peas in it.\
330''[this is followed by more arguing between Robert and Riley, until the former beats up the latter]''
331* ''WesternAnimation/FamilyGuy'':
332** Mel Gibson's "apology" to the Jews, and also:
333--->'''Peter:''' Hey, hey, hey. Easy, fella. That's my kid. Now apologize.\
334'''Douchebag[[note]]who looks like a guy but is really a stupendously ugly fat chick[[/note]]:''' Okay. I'm sorry your kid's a brain-dead stinking blue cheese ''(smacks Peter's can of Patriot Ale out of his hand)'' fat-ass!
335** There was also the episode where Brian writes a best-selling book and Stewie becomes his agent. But soon, all the fame goes to Brian's head and starts acting really mean towards Stewie and going as far as to firing him. At the end of the episode, Brian tries to apologize to Stewie, but claims that Stewie was the reason he acted like that. Realizing that's the best he'll get, Stewie simply tells Brian he can't write.
336* Squirt and Shimmer do this to each other in "Stumped" on ''WesternAnimation/MissSpidersSunnyPatchFriends'' after having a fight over a hollyberry. Holley demands that they stop fighting and apologize to each other. "Sorry your ugly scarecrow won't have a head," shouts Squirt and Shimmer retorts "And ''I'm'' sorry that you're the world's worst berry thief!" Later, the two apologize to each other for real after they cool off and realize the pettiness of their earlier behavior.
337* In ''WesternAnimation/RickAndMorty'', Rick is not the type to apologize. The closest you'll get from him is "I'm sorry you think you deserve an apology." Beth realizes she's not that different when ''she'' refuses to apologize to someone too, ultimately admitting "[[NotSoDifferentRemark Oh my god, I'm my father.]]"
338* A closing gag in ''WesternAnimation/TheSimpsons'' episode "Insane Clown Poppy" has Homer being chased by the mafia mob. He then screams that he's sorry, [[RuleOfFunny causing them to stop and decide to leave him be.]] He then invokes this trope (saying, "I'm sorry you're such jerks") and the chase resumes.
339** Another time, Homer declared, "I never apologize for anything. I'm sorry, that's just the way I am." It's played for HypocriticalHumor, but [[FridgeBrilliance it becomes more logical when you reflect on it]]: It's really only half an apology when someone says, "I'm sorry, but I'm not gonna change." A complete apology would mean being willing to change and make things better, and anything that contradicts this is something of a backhanded apology.
340* ''WesternAnimation/StevenUniverse'': In "Barn Mates", Peridot tries to write an apology card to Lapis Lazuli. Unfortunately, Peridot is [[NoSocialSkills so asocial]] that even when she tries to be heartfelt, it [[ThatCameOutWrong comes off as insincere.]]
341-->'''Lapis:''' (''reading Peridot's card'') "Sorry I interrogated you. You were just full of such useful information. That's a sincere compliment."
342* ''WesternAnimation/TotalDrama Island (2024)'': Bowie's apology to the people he screwed over last season quickly turns into him telling them they should thank him for showing them how ''Total Drama'' should be played. Bowie is glad to have that off his chest, even though no one is mollified.
343* Tritannus, the BigBad of ''WesternAnimation/WinxClub'' season 5. After he is defeated and stripped of his powers, the monarchs of Andros condemn him before asking if Tritannus had anything to say in his defense or had any remorse for what he's done. He replies he's only sorry he didn't kill them all when he had the chance. This results in him banished.
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346[[folder:Real Life]]
347* During a televised awards show, reasonably popular stand-up comedian and breakfast radio host Dave Hughes refers to 'shock-jock' Kyle Sandilands as a "massive dickhead". Everyone laughs. Except Kyle Sandilands, who proceeds to underscore the statement by proclaiming on his show the following day: "I don't care if I go to jail for three months, that guy needs a punch in the throat. Simple." Hughes responded with a press release. In its entirety:
348-->"Mr Dave Hughes has issued a public apology to Mr Kyle Sandilands, who has made comments in the past days in reference to remarks made by Mr Hughes at the 2007 TV Week Logie Awards. Mr Hughes said : 'I am sincerely and deeply sorry that Kyle Sandilands is a massive dickhead.' Mr Hughes hopes that this sincere and unreserved apology will put this ugliness to rest and stop Mr Sandilands from going to jail. Mr Hughes further remarked: 'No one deserves to go to jail just for being a massive dickhead. Massive dickheads have the same rights as normal people.' Mr Hughes is not available for further comment on this matter."
349%% On Fandom Wank, this is known as a Heidipology.
350* There is a rule in the British Parliament that forbids personal insults. UsefulNotes/BenjaminDisraeli supposedly said "Half the Cabinet[[note]]Committee of high-ranking government ministers[[/note]] are asses." He was ordered to apologize and he said "Mr. Speaker, I withdraw. [[LoopholeAbuse Half the Cabinet are]] '''[[LoopholeAbuse not]]''' [[LoopholeAbuse asses]]," in a tone of voice that implied that the other half ''are'' asses.
351** It's helpful that he never specified '''which''' half of the cabinet EITHER statement was talking about.
352** When UsefulNotes/WinstonChurchill broke the same rule, his apology was simply "I called my honourable friend a liar it is true and I am sorry for it. [[LampshadeHanging Punctuate however you like.]]"
353** Trenchant Labour MP Dennis Skinner took a leaf out of Disraeli's book when ordered to retract the statement "Half the Tories opposite are crooks."
354* Creator/DaveBarry once wrote a column about telemarketers which included the phone number of a major telemarketing company. Over the course of the following week, that company got swamped with so many calls from people complaining about being harassed by telemarketers that they couldn't get any work done. Dave Barry's next column covered this reaction, and ended with a highly sarcastic apology to the telemarketing company for the trouble he caused them, which included the phrase "I probably [[CouldSayItBut should not say that your new phone number is...]]"
355* Creator/OrsonWelles's [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ho_9XTnlJKM apology]] for the ''Radio/TheWarOfTheWorlds'' radio theatre incident[[note]]Which happened in a periodical radio theatre time-slot, and during which there were four reminders that it was theatre[[/note]] essentially amounted to, "I'm sorry, I just didn't know so many people were stupid."
356* First rule of PR: [[SincerityMode When apologizing for making a mistake, hurting someone's feelings, or offending a social group]] ''[[SincerityMode DO NOT]]'' [[SincerityMode accuse the recipients taking your words out of context and being offended on purpose/being sensitive]]. "Sorry that you were offended" is not an apology in most circles, and will almost assuredly get the people you're addressing even angrier.
357** Late 2011 presented an archetypal example from Paul Christoforo of Ocean Marketing who, in the course of publicly abusing some customers, did not believe that one of the people he was talking to ran ''Webcomic/PennyArcade''. [[http://www.popehat.com/2011/12/27/outsource-your-marketing-outsource-your-reputation-and-ethics-applies-to-every-industry/ Hilarity ensued.]] The [[http://www.popehat.com/2011/12/28/internet-justice-and-paul-christoforos-awful-non-apology/ series of non-apologies was summarized]] as "Sorry, I wouldn't have done that if I had known I couldn't get away with it."
358** April 2018 presented a rather infuriating example of this as well; Former contributors of ''WebSite/ChannelAwesome'' put together an extensive document blowing the whistle on the site's terrible management, abuse (from the verbal to the physical to the ''sexual'') from the higher-ups (especially CEO Mike Michaud), and poster boys [[WebVideo/NostalgiaCritic Rob and Doug Walker's]] lack of will or care to do anything about it. Shortly after the mess became public and they could no longer ignore it, Channel Awesome [[https://twitter.com/ChannelAwesome/status/980956519280861184 posted an "apology"]] on their Twitter account where they told their viewers and their former contributors that they "sincerely regret that you felt that way", attempting to evade responsibility for nearly ten years of behind-the-scenes abuse. This resulted in disillusioned/disappointed fans leaving in droves and all but three of their remaining contributors leaving in less than a week.
359** In the same month, Kentucky Governor Matt Bevin, upset after the State legislature (also Republican) overrode his veto of increasing Education spending to resolve a teacher's strike, alleged that "somewhere in Kentucky today, a child was sexually assaulted that was left at home because there was nobody there to watch them." After public backlash, [[https://www.nbcnews.com/news/education/kentucky-governor-apologizes-after-linking-child-abuse-teacher-protests-n866156 he issued an apology stating (in part) the following.]] Translation - "I'm sorry you were too stupid to understand what I was intending."
360--->'''Bevin''': For those of you who understood what I was saying, thank you, but clearly, a tremendous number of people did not fully appreciate what it was I was communicating. I apologize for those who were hurt by the things that were said.
361* When Creator/KeithOlbermann was removed from Current in March 2012, he released a statement on Twitter which began with this:
362--> I'd like to apologize to my viewers and my staff for the failure of Current TV.
363* The CEO of Abercrombie & Fitch released a press statement, responding to an earlier statement he had made in which he said that the company has no problem only selling to "cool" people, and that you can't be cool unless you're thin. In his [[http://www.latimes.com/business/la-fi-abercrombie-ceo-20130517,0,6746760.story new statement,]] he "apologizes" for that remark, stating: "I sincerely regret that my choice of words was interpreted in a manner that has caused offense".
364* In July 2020 Representative Ted Yoho (R-FL) was caught by a reporter referring to Representative Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez (D-NY) as a "fucking bitch" after he started an argument with her in which he called her "disgusting" and "out of your freaking mind". Once the news broke, Yoho "apologized" to her on the house floor without apologizing for calling her a "fucking bitch". He apologized for starting with an argument with her and for any misunderstanding while denying he'd ever call a woman such a thing because [[SomeOfMyBestFriendsAreX he has a wife and two daughters]].
365--> Yoho: "The offensive name-calling words attributed to me by the press were never spoken to my colleagues. And if they were construed that way, I apologize for their misunderstanding."
366* The UsefulNotes/{{British newspaper|s}} ''The Sun'' published a story "Flying saucers over British Scientology HQ". [[http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/4966623/Aliens-An-apology.html Their response]] to the resulting complaints:
367-->Following a letter from lawyers for the Church, [[InsultToRocks we apologise to any alien lifeforms for linking them to Scientologists]].
368** Their left-wing rivals ''The Mirror'' had another example: after American film producer Steve Bing ordered them to apologize for calling him "Bing Laden", he sent them an extremely grovelling and abject text of his apology which was to be run or they would face legal action. They ran it ''on the front page'' under the headline "A SINCERE AND HEARTFELT APOLOGY TO STEVE BING, PHILANTHROPIST AND HUMANITARIAN"...along with a feature inside the paper on "why Americans don't understand irony or sarcasm". Their British readers ''did'' understand that they were obviously not serious...and, true to stereotype, Bing did not. To be fair to Bing, many Americans would have found that pun to be in poor taste (and probably still do).
369* After the Liberal Democrats broke their campaign pledge not to raise tuition fees, UsefulNotes/NickClegg made a public apology in which he said "We shouldn't have made promises we weren't absolutely sure we could deliver". Many people pointed out [[SellOut Clegg]] wasn't apologising for ''breaking'' the pledge, but for making it in the first place.
370* Commenting on Secretary of War Simon Cameron's reputation for corruption, Congressman Thaddeus Stevens once told [[UsefulNotes/AbrahamLincoln President Lincoln]], "[[DamnedByFaintPraise I don't think that he would steal a red hot stove]]." When Cameron demanded that he retract the statement, he [[ExactWords told Lincoln]], "I believe I told you he would not steal a red-hot stove. I will now take that back."
371* In June 2014, Ashton Wood raised $18,000 online so he and 300 people could destroy his car after Jeep refused to pay a full refund for the car or replace the vehicle which he claimed had suffered 21 separate mechanical problems. During a failed settlement between the manufacturer, Jeep, and Mr. Wood, one of the requests made by the car company was for the disgruntled buyer to publish an 'apology' in a national publication. However, because no one would publish the apology, he instead read it out on [[Creator/AustralianBroadcastingCorporation The ABC's]] ''The Checkout'':
372--> MY PERSONAL APOLOGY TO JEEP\
373\
374 Dear Jeep,\
375 '''I'm sorry.'''\
376 I'm sorry my Jeep broke down before it even left the dealership.\
377 I'm sorry it had 21 problems.\
378 I'm sorry it had to be towed 4 times.\
379 I'm sorry I wasn't more grateful for your offer of a replacement battery.\
380 I'm sorry you wouldn't offer me a replacement or refund.\
381 But most of all I'm sorry...\
382 '''I BOUGHT A JEEP'''
383* In Australia the Speaker of the House of Representatives, Bronwyn Bishop, got in trouble for chartering a helicopter to take her to a Liberal Party fundraiser and charging the taxpayer for it. In her response after paying the money back she said "I'm very sorry it's taken the heat off Mr Shorten[[note]]The Opposition Leader[[/note]] and his triple-whammy carbon tax bill". The Prime Minister later mentioned that she had apologised but this was the only time she said sorry in the interview. She later offered another apology three weeks later after sustained criticism but made sure to point out it was technically within the rules.[[note]]Somewhat unsurprisingly, the public backlash from this little debacle managed to effectively torpedo her career.[[/note]]
384* General UsefulNotes/GeorgeSPatton famously slapped two soldiers suffering from shell-shock (even brandishing his pistol threateningly at one) and was ordered to apologize in lieu of a formal reprimand. His private apologies to the two men were reported as "no apology at all, an attempt to justify what he'd done." When apologizing to his soldiers at large, Patton only made vague references to being "too hard" on the men serving under him, and later wrote in his diary that he felt no shame at all at what he'd done and greatly resented having to apologize at all. For the record, the two men who were slapped seemed satisfied with their private apologies, one even remarking that Patton was under stress himself when the incident occurred.
385* In 2003, longtime UsefulNotes/CanadianFootballLeague rivals, the Saskatchewan Roughriders and Winnipeg Blue Bombers, faced each other in the CFL West Division semifinals. During the run-up to the game, Bombers kicker Troy Westwood was quoted in the media as calling people from the Riders' home city of Regina "a bunch of banjo-pickin' inbreds." He later issued a faux apology, saying "the vast majority of the people in Saskatchewan have no idea how to play the banjo." Ever since, the rematch between the two teams in Winnipeg that follows their Labour Day Classic matchup in Regina has been called the [[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Banjo_Bowl Banjo Bowl.]]
386* In November 2020, UK Home Secretary Priti Patel was accused of breaching the government's Ministerial Code after allegations of bullying during her time in government (across three different departments). She later said she was "sorry that people had been upset by her behaviour".
387* [[UsefulNotes/NewsNetworks Fox News Channel]] personality Andy Levy gave one of these to Music/ChrisBrown and his fans live on air after an argument on Website/{{Twitter}}:
388-->'''Andy Levy''': I want to talk about something that happened on Tuesday night. About 8 o’clock here on the east coast R&B singer Chris Brown tweeted, “No more planking for me unless it’s on a sexy lady. Lol.” So I saw this tweet and I retweeted it adding, “You spelled '[[DomesticAbuse punching]]' wrong.” Obviously in reference to that fact that Brown was arrested in 2009 for assaulting his then-girlfriend Music/{{Rihanna}}.\
389But now in the light of day, I’d like to apologize to Chris Brown and to his fans that are known as ‘[[FanCommunityNickname Team Breezy]].’ To Mr. Brown, I apologize for referencing the fact that you beat the crap out of Rihanna. It was disrespectful of me to draw attention to the fact that you put your girlfriend in the hospital. And further, it was not my place to make people remember that you beat a woman with your fists, leaving her with multiple facial contusions, a bloody nose, and a split lip. I know that now.\
390I also appreciate the fact that you tweeted me, letting me know that children conduct themselves better than I do. You are correct, and I could only hope to one day mature to the point where I can conduct myself in a more adult manner. [[{{Hypocrite}} Possibly by]] [[TantrumThrowing throwing a chair out of a window]] and [[ScrewThisImOuttaHere storming out of a building]] [[ShirtlessScene with my shirt off]]. I ask only for your patience.\
391To Team Breezy I would also like to say that I’m sorry. Thank you for your thousands of tweets which taught me a lot about the [[LIsForDyslexia creative possibilities of spelling, grammar, and syntax]]. Possibilities I couldn’t even imagine before last night. In particular I’d like to thank the female members of Team Breezy, who have taught me that as long as you can sing, [[DracoInLeatherPants you can beat the living hell out of a woman and other women will still love you]].\
392And lastly, I apologize to everyone for using Twitter to subtly address the fact that I think it’s disgusting that a guy who put his girlfriend in the hospital can, a mere two years later, be warmly welcomed back into society and appear on shows such ''Series/SaturdayNightLive'', as if everything he did magically never happened. It won’t happen again.
393* Right before US Representative Marjorie Taylor Greene (R-GA) was voted off her committee assignments in February 2021 for her past calls for political violence against several prominent Democrats [[note]] At one point on Facebook she liked a comment saying Nancy Pelosi should be shot. She’d at another point in time replied in agreement to a comment about how Barack Obama and Hillary Clinton should be hanged. She also ran a spot during her election in which she shot a picture of a group of progressive Congresswomen known as “The Squad” with an assault rifle. [[/note]] and open support for various deranged conspiracy theories,[[note]]Included but not limited to: Q-Anon which claims that the world is run by a ring of satan worshipping, child eating pedophiles, school shootings being “false flags” by gun control advocates, Democratic philanthropist and Holocaust survivor George Soros having been a secret Nazi as a kid, the 2018 California wildfires being started by a space laser from a company owned by a Jewish family, and a plane not really crashing into the Pentagon on 9/11.[[/note]] she gave a speech in defense of herself. During her roughly half hour speech, she claimed that she wasn’t that person anymore and was sorry she’d been manipulated in the past into believing such things at a rough patch in her life but never directly apologized. She blamed the media and government for radicalizing her and said she was sorry for that but never took responsibility for her own actions, some of which had happened as recently as not even a month before.
394* The launch of ''VideoGame/{{Warcraft}} III: Reforged'' was a complete disaster, [[ChristmasRushed rushed to release in time for 2020's fiscal year]], with many features missing from the original ''Warcraft III: Reign of Chaos'' while [[NeverTrustATrailer lacking the cinematic cutscenes shown in its 2018 trailer]], [[GameBreakingBug Game-Breaking Bugs]] and disconnections galore, and updating the [=EULA=] to grant [[Creator/BlizzardEntertainment Blizzard]] exclusive ownership over any and all custom content for fear of another ''[[VideoGame/DefenseOfTheAncients DOTA]]'' scenario. [[FromBadToWorse To make matters worse]], ''Reforged'' was merged with and overwrites the original game, meaning all of the problems with ''Reforged'' retroactively affect the original game regardless of whether the user buys ''Reforged'' or not. Fans were understandably furious, and eventually Blizzard issued an official statement addressing complaints... that refused to accept responsibility and attempted to shift blame to the fans for their high expectations that Blizzard themselves set with their 2018 trailer. It went about as well as you'd think it would, with Blizzard's reputation being self-damaged further.
395-->'''Community Manager:''' We've been following the discussions the past couple days and want to thank you for your feedback as well as your support. First off, we want to say ''we're sorry to those of you who didn't have the experience you wanted'', and we'd like to share our plans for what's coming next.
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399[[TheStinger #SorryNotSorry]]

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