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2NextSundayAD, an alien race known as the Grtul extend their PortalNetwork into Earth's solar system. It is the DawnOfAnEra.
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6Two years later, UsefulNotes/{{NASA}} has just completed preliminary studies to the studies necessary to begin preliminary design phase of the bid phase on a potential ship to reach, but not enter, the "Gudrum Ring". (Cost: $976 million dollars.)
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10A year after that, Earth pretty much gets over half a century of [[IWantMyJetpack space development]] [[LaserGuidedKarma karma]] all at once. A single Horvath ship comes through the gate. It destroys Mexico City, Shanghai and Cairo in a single attack. (They were warning shots - the most noticeable constructed features on the planet.) Ultimatum: Surrender all stockpiles of precious metals or they continue shooting. Have more for them to take next year or they continue shooting. The Horvath are pirates without galactic representation, but the dominant powers can no more afford to interfere than NATO could send troops to aid a third-world country no-one in the West has heard of. Earth is on its own.
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14Down-and-out computer tech Tyler Vernon (A somewhat thinly disguised {{expy}} for [[Webcomic/SchlockMercenary Howard Tayler]]) is barely making ends meet when Glatun traders discover that he once wrote ''[=TradeHard=]'', an award-winning hard sci-fi {{Webcomic}}. A short meeting later, he has discovered one alien race [[AlienCatnip finds maple syrup irresistible]]. After some well-executed hustling, [[{{Fiction500}} he's richer than everyone else on Earth put together.]] But given that he's a plucky Southern boy, he has big dreams...
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16Being written by Creator/JohnRingo, before you crack open the book get your popcorn ready. ''Troy Rising'' was planned as a trilogy, with the first book being ''[[http://www.webscription.net/chapters/1439133328/1439133328.htm?blurb Live Free or Die]]''. The next book, ''[[http://www.webscription.net/chapters/1439134006/1439134006.htm?blurb Citadel]]'', was released in early 2011 followed by ''[[http://www.webscription.net/chapters/A9781439134320/A9781439134320.htm The Hot Gate]]'' in mid-2011. Ringo's enjoying himself, so there will be [[TrilogyCreep more than three books in this trilogy]], with the current plan for five books total in the series... unless his Muse steps in once again.
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19!!This series provides examples of:
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21* AerithAndBob: Played with, as one of the Glatun patrons of a spaceport bar is named Bob.
22* AIIsACrapshoot:
23** Argus, the AI in charge of the [[WaveMotionGun SAPL]], which uses solar-orbit mirrors to focus large amounts of sunlight, starts getting OCD about the small gravitational interactions between the mirrors and things like ships, asteroids, and planets. Vernon quickly recognizes the danger signs and disconnects him before he does anything drastic; it's speculated that soon after the point where he's stripped of control, he would have started accidentally incinerating tug ships. The unmanned ones, of course. At first.
24** Later on, a series of errors (minor, but potentially lethal if allowed to continue) in the ''Myrmidon'' shuttles is found to be caused by [[spoiler:Granadica subconsciously sabotaging the ships as a plea for attention which was fixed by giving her even more important things to build in a place with far more people nearby.]]
25* AlienCatnip: Maple syrup is, to several species of the aliens, an addictive beverage with effects similar to that of alcohol on humans. Tyler Vernon milks this for all it's worth, and builds his own empire on it.
26* AlwaysChaoticEvil: The Horvath. While a relatively minor player on the galactic stage, their modus operandi is to bully lesser species and civilizations into doing their bidding, usually by forcing their "clients" to give them rare earth elements. They also regularly cleanse their entire population to keep it "pure", and will genetically tailor a "client" through a retrovirus if they get uppity to make them better servants.
27* {{ArrowGram}}: At one point negotiations are conducted by sending disarmed missiles through the PortalNetwork. It's noted that the humans (at least) are using obsolete missiles for this purpose to avoid the aliens being able to figure out the exact performance capabilities of their newer missiles.
28* ArtisticLicenseBiology: The changes that [[spoiler:the Horvath retrovirus]] makes are not really possible without rewriting genetic code from the ground up.
29* ArtisticLicenseGeography: Tangier Indiana where Comet grew up is described as a hick backwater in the middle of nowhere. It's 38 miles from Terre Haute, a city of 170,000 people.
30* ArtisticLicensePhysics: The major item in the entire series (SAPL) can not work as described. John Ringo doesn't seem to understand optics. See https://what-if.xkcd.com/145/ for why SAPL as described won't work.
31* ArtisticLicenseSpace: In real life, Wolf 359 has no planetary companions - at least, no large ones more than 1 AU from it. The Hubble Space Telescope tells us that it has no gas giants like the one that the Bespin Gas Mine was built over.
32* AuthorAvatar: A lot of Vernon's more extreme political statements come straight from the mouth of John Ringo, who describes himself as a Teaparty Conservative.
33* AuthorFilibuster: Ringo's standard Pet Peeves show up: Pacifism is dumb, the military is extremely important, {{Nepotism}} is the bane of humanity, liberalism is evil, the UsefulNotes/MainstreamMedia cannot be trusted... New(ish) ones include "space is ''really'' dangerous", "ScienceIsGood", and "maintenance is very important." The last three might almost be considered "Deconstruction," rather than personal opinion, as so many sci-fi series gloss over the dangers of being out in the airless void of space, with only a thin metal can preventing your blood from boiling out of your eye sockets. The other ones, those can be argued one way or another... but who's going to say "Maintenance on the ship keeping us from ''dying''" is bad?
34* AwesomeButImpractical: The Troy along with the other Battle Globes. 9 kilometer diameter mobile fleet bases made of refractory steel, more massive than any fleet in existence, and capable of holding 200 thousand missiles... with some notable caveats. The material value of the shell alone is 10 times what the company who made it sold it for, the main drive system relies on 25 ''megaton'' nukes [[note]] in universe capital ship missile warheads are "only" in the 10 megaton range [[/note]], and construction will be ongoing for at least a century even if they ''don't'' have to repair battle damage. They also bizarrely overlap with BoringButPractical.
35** The design was admittedly a desperation move since Earth didn't possess the ability/time to build traditional large ships. However, they keep building them because timewise, they're far more efficient than the alternatives.
36* TheBattlestar: ''Troy'' and its fellow battlestations, when [[Film/ReturnOfTheJedi fully armed and operational]], not only have enormous quantities of [[MacrossMissileMassacre missiles]] and [[BeamSpam lasers]] available to them, but also can hold within them an entire fleet of escort vessels, assault shuttles, and extensive support facilities like entire fabbers to repair battle damage and create more equipment, including missiles and escorting warships[[note]]the stations are also serving as Earth's shipyards, as being much easier to defend than shipyards in orbit around a world[[/note]].
37* BerserkButton: Tyler Vernon is generally soft-spoken, professional, and flexible. There is ''one'' instance in the series where he is shown as completely, utterly enraged: when political scheming gets sailors and Marines killed and the culprits try to blame ''him'' for it rather than accept responsibility.
38-->'''Tyler Vernon''': "And if there is one group of special and protected people," Tyler said, warming up, "one group that is the class of the world, it is the Marines and sailors, the engineers and warrants and coxswains who fight the battles that will ensure our freedom and give my grandchildren the stars. And you have accused me of KILLING THEM? WHEN IT WAS YOU GENTLEMEN AND YOUR STUPID GAMES AND YOUR ‘THIS IS NOT THE PROPER PROTOCOL’ THAT ARE THE ROOT OF THE PROBLEM!"
39* BizarreAlienReproduction: Glatun reproduction was designed to omit the concepts of romance and families, as the only relationship that matters is parent to child; a race of {{Truly Single Parent}}s.
40-->Male and female Glatun were non-sentient parasites that existed within a brood pouch on the Glatun sentient neuters. More or less on command they would reproduce, the female releasing an egg and the male fertilizing it. Then the offspring would be raised in the pouch. If it was male or female it would stay there, more or less turned off, until a ceremony where it would be transferred to a young neuter. If a neuter it would be raised to a certain size, released from the pouch, then raised to adulthood by its 'parent' neuter.
41* BlueAndOrangeMorality: Most aliens in the series operate on very different moral compasses than humanity. The Glatun Federation, a self-proclaimed "enlightened meritocratic oligarchy", puts financial concerns above most others[[spoiler: to own their detriment]], while the Rangora Empire, an expansionist and aggressive quasifascist polity, regularly squabbles amongst itself and self-sabotages their own plans, even during a major interstellar war, while believing most of the reports coming out of Earth have to be disinformation campaigns, because that's what they would do[[spoiler:, also to their own detriment]].
42* BookEnds: ''Citadel'' opens with a quote from the Music/{{Hammerfall}} ballad "Glory To The Brave". At the end of the novel, the same song plays over the PA system aboard ''Troy'' after the latest Rangora attack.
43* BoringButPractical: The Battle Globes. Take an asteroid, shove some ice into the center and heat the whole thing up to get a marginally mobile battle station. No fancy shields or hull materials and no revolutionary weapon systems; just a giant ball of steel, a big ass laser and an ungodly number of missiles. They might be a horribly inefficient use of material that rely solely on brute force, but they're ''two trillion tonnes'' of inefficiency and brute force.
44* BriarPatching: When the Horvath force the US Army to seize maple syrup, Vernon makes a note that only the ''cities'' are being threatened, and really don't care about them. He's lying... or is he? Either way, the government should ''really'' be nicer to rural citizens. He even [[LampshadeHanging lampshades]] his use of the trope by directly quoting the story.
45* BrickJoke: Several, as John Ringo loves them.
46** Early in the first book, while discussing telescope scheduling, Ringo mentions a "huge outcry amongst "real" researchers who had grants to study oxygen production of Mira Variables". Much later in the same book, one of the scientists Vernon hires comments that his specialty was the oxygen production of Mira Variables.
47** Similarly, the Glatun discover during Tyler's display of various foodstuffs that Coca-Cola is incredibly toxic to Glatun physiology. When Tyler visits a Glatun space station many chapters later, and has to bring his own supply of food due to Glatun food not being compatible to humans, his entire stash of Coca-Cola is confiscated for its toxicity.
48* BrokeYourArmPunchingOutCthulhu: A rare mutual example in ''The Hot Gate''. The humans have lost nearly their entire fleet, ''Thermopylae'' has been severely crippled, there are around 27,000 humans floating in escape pods waiting for rescue, and the shuttle divisions that would normally rescue them have been wiped out down to a ''single'' remaining trained pilot/engineer. On the Rangora side, the trap they sprung consisted of about 40% of their remaining fleet. They lose most of it, and are left with 100,000 survivors to rescue, and an enemy that's just going to keep rebuilding as relentlessly as before.
49* TheCavalry: The Glatun at the climax of the Maple Syrup War, arriving just in time to force the Horvath to back off before killing Vernon.
50* CheeseEatingSurrenderMonkeys: Every non-French government on earth expects this behavior from the French. This was [[AuthorTract written by]] John Ringo, after all.
51* ColonyDrop: Part of the Horvath's initial appearance was dropping kinetic energy weapons on several cities.
52** Turns out that this is [=SOP=] for most aliens. The Rangora hit Earth multiple times, destroying dozens of cities. Thankfully, after the second Horvath bombardment people started leaving the cities.
53* TheCoronerDothProtestTooMuch: In ''The Hot Gate'', Grand Marshall Qu’Zichovuq of the Rangora made a huge mistake and got lots of ships destroyed and people killed. As a result, he is said to have "committed suicide" by shooting himself forty times in the back.
54* TheCycleOfEmpires: Early in ''Live Free or Die'', a powerful AI informs a high-ranking Glatun commander that, according to a long-term forecast model, the Glatun Federation, despite being a major economic player for centuries on the galactic stage, is well into Stage Three and teetering on the edge of Stage Four. With record high unemployment and record low military spending and service, a major war will be enough to unseat the Glatun as a galactic superpower, and one is inevitably going to happen within the next decade. However, this same AI predicts that humanity, just now entering the galactic community as a Stage One, has the potential to save the Glatun from total collapse and subjugation, and instead can help ease the pains as they transition into [[VestigialEmpire a less powerful ally of humanity]].
55* DesignatedVictim: Buckley dies again. He's the Chief that failed to "check his seals" while doing an inspection walk to ensure that "maintenance tasks were performing to standard."
56* DoesThisRemindYouOfAnything: Big country invades small country and turns them into a BananaRepublic - so a plucky local starts selling drugs to fund a revolution. [[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/CIA_involvement_in_Contra_cocaine_trafficking Sound]] [[InSpace familiar]]?
57* EnemyMine: A sizable portion of Terran Marines are recruited from Afghanistan, and are generally former Taliban or Al-Qaeda fighters. Their commanding officers are primarily from the US Special Forces - in other words, the guys they used to fight.
58* EnergyWeapon: While technically not a laser, SAPL (Solar Array Pumped Laser, basically regular sunlight concentrated and directed by a series of mirrors) behaves in the same way as a real laser. At one point, it's even specifically mentioned that lasers don't show the beam unless they're going through a debris field or otherwise have things to reflect off of.
59* EvilLawyerJoke: After the Horvath execute a series of {{Colony Drop}}s during their expulsion from the solar system, a common [[BlackHumor morbid joke]] is that the Horvath hate lawyers/politicians/bureaucrats as much as humans do, as two targets that got hit repeatedly were Los Angeles and Washington, DC.
60* FirstContact: Done in a rather amusing manner via phone calls to major world leaders.
61* FixedForwardFacingWeapon: Rangoran Assault Vectors and ''Aggressor'' class battleships have spinal weapons mounted to the front, with the ones mounted on [=AVs=] having their own dedicated reactors even.
62* FunWithAcronyms: Vernon seems to rather enjoy coming up with fitting acronyms for his creations, such as the SAPL, or '''S'''olar '''A'''rray '''P'''owered '''L'''aser aka the '''S'''erious '''A'''ss '''P'''owerful '''L'''aser, supported at various points by the VSA, or the '''V'''ery '''S'''cary '''A'''rray, the the BDA, or '''B'''ig '''D'''amn '''A'''rray, and the VDA, or '''V'''ery '''D'''angerous '''A'''rray.
63** A Deconstruction is the UNG 'laser', so named because the power running through it is so terrifyingly massive that prior to firing it Vernon just said 'ung, ung, ung' in BrainLock of the scales involved.
64* GenreSavvy: A key human advantage - humans are the only race that had science fiction prior to first contact, so we're not completely out of our depth. For example, a key element of ''Troy'''s design is tubes cut through the kilometer-and-a-half armor to fire lasers and missiles out at the enemy. Someone notices that this could be a weakness, as all it would take is "[[Film/StarWarsANewHope some farmboy in an X-wing to fly down the tubes]]" and attack the station from the inside. So their tubes incorporate several doglegs to make it impractical.
65* GermanicDepressives: At the start of ''Live Free or Die'' when astronomers are trying to figure out what the [[PortalNetwork Grtul gate]] actually is as it moves into the solar system, one character asks if it's a joke. He's told that they were notified of it by the Max Planck Institute in Germany, which prompts the conclusion that it's not a prank, as Germans "[f]amously don't have a sense of humor".
66* GoneHorriblyRight: The Horvath DepopulationBomb was a eugenics program designed to turn humanity into an ideal servitor race. It did improve humanity greatly... and those survivors want vengeance for the dead. And at this point, it's just a matter of time before they exact it.
67* GonnaNeedMoreTrope: When the Rangora manage to jam ''Thermopylae'''s door closed, someone says that they'll need a bigger hammer to open it. Granadica provides.
68* HonorBeforeReason: One of the cultural obstacles plaguing the South American units of the Federation Navy. The "Suds," consisting mostly of upper class, officer-track "perfumed princes" are not only unwilling to sufficiently engage in the menial labor of spaceship maintenance, but they actively sabotage other, better-performing units to make themselves look better by comparison. When maintenance faults and overall poor training get several dozen sailors and marines ''killed,'' they refuse to accept responsibility for the failures, insisting that the problems are the fault of production fabbers, prompting the quote above in BerserkButton.
69* HumanityIsSuperior:
70** The primary reason? ''We're Crazy Awesome.''
71--->'''Tyler''': ''[[CrazyEnoughToWork If it’s crazy but it works...]]''\
72'''Granadica''': '' 'It's not crazy.' You humans are the only sophonts in this galactic region to have that saying. Most people just go with '[[YoureInsane that's crazy]]'.''
73** Other instances of Human 'superiority' are mostly a result of the fact that every other race humans have close dealings with (or fight against) was at levels of technological development of the Iron Age or earlier when the gates were placed in their systems. It all boils down to Tyler noticed that 'Hey I can execute on all this Big Ideas from Scifi'. The other races didn't have the benefit of Hard Scifi writers coming up with things for them since they weren't far enough along on their own when they suddenly got access to advanced tech.
74* HumansAdvanceSwiftly: One Glatun AI does an intense analysis of human history, psychology, and technical savvy and then recommends that the Glatun race ally with humans because of this trope: the Glatun are on the decline, and the humans are not only on their way up, they'll likely ''skyrocket'' upward. It's even {{lampshaded}} that the history of human technological advance is marked by "periods of astounding, breakneck advance intercut with short periods of calm."
75* HumansAreSpecial: We were one of the ''very'' few species to have some concept of space travel or even science fiction before contact with galactic society giving us a very outside the box perspective on how to apply the staggeringly advanced technologies we suddenly have access to.
76* InsistentTerminology: "Our Horvath Benefactors" by the humans in public during the Horvath Occupation and the subsequent Maple Syrup War. Justified, as they can never be too sure when the Horvath are listening in via their electronic devices.
77* IWantMyJetpack: Invoked as one of the reasons behind the main protagonist's interactions with various aliens.
78* KlingonsLoveShakespeare: Vernon bought and began distributing old movies with Creator/JohnWayne and other "traditional" heroes to aliens, who liked it. Before they got invaded anyway.
79* LatexSpaceSuit: "Leopard suits" essentially very low-PoweredArmor made using Glatun "autoflex" that magnifies the user's movements just enough to counter the suction effects of vacuum.
80* LineOfSightName: "[=CeeFid=]" is used as a fake project name used to fool any Horvath listening to a conversation between two human characters, as part of an excuse to go to a secure room. Once they're out of observation, the speaker explains the inspiration: the book '''''C'''++ '''f'''or '''Id'''iots'', a book he saw on the shelf in his office. The initial set-up by Vernon started off with talking about Project [[Literature/AlasBabylon Babylon, about a lass]], inspired by the only vaguely science fiction book he recalled seeing in the other's personal library during a party held there.
81* MacrossMissileMassacre: Humans and others, particularly in ''The Hot Gate'', throw around up to ''hundreds of thousands'' of missiles, depending on the specific engagement under discussion, at one point outdoing the entire missile expenditure of ''both'' sides at ''Literature/HonorHarrington'''s [[spoiler:Battle of Manticore (either Havenite or Solarian hostilities)]]. In ''The Hot Gate'' [[spoiler:the missiles are actually fired ''through'' said gate.]]
82* MatterReplicator: "Fabbers" much like their ''Webcomic/SchlockMercenary'' counterparts, can build just about anything you want very quickly as long as you've got the raw materials. Much like the Schlock Verse, the crushed remains of enemy ships are frequently fed in as the raw materials in question.
83* MileLongShip:
84** The Troy, Thermoplae, and Malta are made from hollowed out asteroids, all of them several miles in any dimension. Troy and Thermopylae are nine kilometers in diameter with kilometer and a half thick armor.
85** Assault vectors, the biggest nonhuman ships in the Spiral Arm, are over ''ten'' kilometers long and a kilometer in diameter.
86* NoBiochemicalBarriers: Used and averted in that the Glatun traders simply assumed that any foods produced on Earth wouldn't be of any value until Vernon, in a desperate attempt to make enough money to pay his bills, gathers up large amounts of foodstuff from one of his jobs and the majority actually turns out to be edible. Well, except for [[TakeThat Coca-Cola, which is horribly toxic.]]
87* ObstructiveBureaucrat: After the fight over maple syrup is finished and Vernon starts working on building a space infrastructure for Earth, a lot of these pop up and get in his way of doing what they and their parent organizations wouldn't.
88* OccupiersOutOfOurCountry: Vernon's initial goal. He's got bigger ones.
89* OhCrap:
90** When the Rangora realize the Troy is mobile, and just what it uses [[OrionDrive for a drive]]. One crewman does not handle the [[GoMadFromTheRevelation revelation well]].
91** The humans get their turn in the barrel, so to speak, when the ''Thermopylae'' jumps into Epsilon Eridani to rescue their diplomatic mission from a Horvath attack, and run into so many missiles set up as part of a trap of the Rangorans that they literally blot out the sun[[note]]well, technically the system's star[[/note]]. One of the human commanders even invokes the relevant phrase from the RealLife battle after which the station was named. It gets worse when [[spoiler: said swarm of missiles is discovered to be ''the bait'']] The Rangora are equally surprised.
92* OnlySaneMan: One Rangora officer is assigned to analyze humanity and determine a battle plan. High Command keeps ignoring him, and keeps sending entirely insufficient force. He even says he's not sure it's possible to overestimate humans. [[spoiler:And when High Command ''does'' decide to listen to him, they don't have the resources to implement his suggestions because they were destroyed earlier, because of the aforementioned stupid plans. He even mentions in private that he's worried about holding the Rangora homeworld, not taking Terra, and hopes that the humans give him a job after they win.]] His PoliticalOfficer is herself somewhat in alignment with his views.
93* OrbitalBombardment: "The Galactics consider bombardment of the civilian populace by kinetic energy weapons, similar to nuclear bombardment sans fallout, as a perfectly legitimate tactic of war." Fire ninety kilos of material at a planet at a hundred G's and you make nukes look like toys for children. Not only do orbital strikes flatten cities into craters multiple miles wide, they create a WorldWreckingWave of superheated plasma that sets ''asbestos'' on fire. When DC is hit at the climax of the Maple Syrup War, the impact crater was only a few miles wide; the resulting "superfire" burned a circle ''thirty-four'' miles wide.
94* OrionDrive: Troy adds an Orion drive so that it can get to the PortalNetwork and go crush enemy alien fleets out-system. Upon first seeing the Troy begin detonating the bombs, the aliens think it's been hit, only to [[LaughingMad suddenly realize it's actually the drive.]]
95* ParanoiaFuel: In-universe. Like its [[Webcomic/SchlockMercenary parent series]], the sole piece of AppliedPhlebotinum is [[ArtificialGravity gravity manipulation]]. What bothers the hell out of Vernon is that the only known way to build an efficient gravity manipulator is with ''[[TheKeyIsBehindTheLock another]]'' efficient gravity manipulator - and no one knows who invented the damned things...
96* [[PlanetofHats Galactic Arm of Hats]]: The Glatun are the [[ProudMerchantRace local trader species]] in the area around Earth, with the [[LizardFolk Rangora]] serving as [[TheBigGuy physical labor]] outside of being [[ProudWarriorRaceGuy the most militaristic species in the area]], and the [[InsectoidAliens Ananancauimor]] serving as [[ProudScholarRace the local area's chief cyberneticists]].
97** Oddly a subversion from the Ogut, who serve as local area's chief hospitality race, [[FantasticUnderclass managing hotels, gardening services, catering, and various service sectors]]...because their NATION'S Hat is being [[PeoplesRepublicofTyranny a despotic xenophobic hellhole]] that the general Ogut citizen who has the opportunity to escape WILL escape from.
98* PortalNetwork: Being based on TheVerse of ''Webcomic/SchlockMercenary'', this is the primary means of CasualInterstellarTravel. At the beginning, it's ''interplanetary'' travel that is extremely difficult.
99* POVSequel: Part of ''Citadel'' to the final events of ''Live Free or Die''. Including the one-in-a-million survival of the ''Myrmidon'' caught outside ''Troy'' during the attack, from the perspective of the pilot.
100* RammingAlwaysWorks:
101** [[SubvertedTrope Not]] when you're smashing a couple million tons of spacecraft against several ''trillion'' tons of asteroid it doesn't, as the Rangora found out to their chagrin, in ''Citadel''. The damage was patched over before the next book.
102** In ''The Hot Gate'', however, several partially completed cruisers are hastily converted to overglorified battering rams, which are used along with [[MacrossMissileMassacre a whole mess of missiles]] for both [[HeroicSacrifice taking shots intended for the rammers]] and to batter down Rangoran defenses in preparation for ramming Assault Vectors.
103* ARareSentence: "They can take our maple syrup from our cold, dead hands." ItMakesSenseInContext.
104* RockBeatsLaser: Or at least Hard Science Beats Soft once you're [[IWantMyJetpack finally in space]]. While the aliens have all the [[RequiredSecondaryPowers Required Secondary Technology]] it takes to make [[CasualInterstellarTravel Interstellar Travel Casual]], in direct battle it is repeatedly trumped by human [[strike:insanity]] ingenuity. Vernon's [[FunWithAcronyms Acronym]] "lasers" are so simple that every species sneered at them - at least until he started outproducing and outgunning rivals. The climax of Citadel shows exactly why HumanityIsSuperior when Vernon finally gets around to fitting ''Troy'' with [[spoiler:an OrionDrive.]]
105** Or rather, Quantity of Rock beats Quality of Laser. The aliens have lasers, and missiles, and lots of other cool tech... it's just that the humans tend to take the stuff they know and can make, and apply the philosophy "Bigger," and "More," to it.
106* ScaryDogmaticAliens: The Rangorans manage to convey aspects of both Nazi Germany (big on eugenics and genetic purity) and Soviet Russia (led by a constantly-backstabbing Oligarchy, use of SecretPolice to keep 'dangerous intellectuals' in line), with shards of Imperial Japan (fanatical dedication to TheEmperor, in ideal if not in practice, strong warrior culture) on top of it. And yet, at the same time, they manage to be remarkably human.
107* SecretPolice: For Rangorans, the Kazi fills this slot.
108* SelectiveObliviousness: Ringo drops a bit of an AuthorTract two-thirds through ''Citadel'' - two of Vernon's people attempt to educate an accountant on what it would take to make ''Troy'' mobile;
109-->'''Dana''': Chief, how many Myrms would it take to give the Troy one gravity of acceleration?\
110'''Barnett''': Easy. Eighty-four million and change.\
111'''Esme''': ''Impossible''. You made that up.\
112'''Barnett''': Okay, genius, you do the math. Two point two trillion tons divided by the weight of a shuttle...\
113'''Dana''': Sixty tons.\
114'''Barnett''': Divided by four hundred gravities of acceleration.\
115'''Esme''': I still can’t believe that.\
116'''Barnett''': It’s fricking ''math!'' You’re an ''accountant!'' Don’t tell me you can’t do the math!\
117'''Esme''': I’m leaving. I don’t have to put up with this.\
118'''Barnett''': What, ''logic?''
119** He also tries to share the wealth;
120-->'''Barnett''': You find people who just will ''not'' follow the logic everywhere. They don’t like the answer so they think ''wishing'' makes it so. Conservatives have got the same problem. Talk to one of them about prostitution, gambling or drugs.\
121'''Dana''': Abortion.\
122'''Barnett''': There you go. My body, my choice. ''Cannot'' do the logic. It’s not just a liberal thing. Moving the ''Troy?'' Cannot do the math cause their brains shut down.
123* ShoutOut:
124** Vernon orders tea.
125---> [[Series/StarTrekTheNextGeneration "Tea. Earl Grey. Hot."]]
126** Scattered throughout the book there are enough shoutouts to cause alcohol poisoning if you turn it into a DrinkingGame. Further examples include a ship captain ordering the helm to a course with [[Series/StarTrekTheNextGeneration "Make it so."]], a gas mine called [[Franchise/StarWars "Bespin"]] and the decision to have turns in the battle station's missile tubes is inspired by the need to [[Franchise/StarWars "stop the farmboy dropping an energy torpedo into the main power plant."]] References to ''Webcomic/SchlockMercenary'' are uncountable. It's worth noting that most of the Shout Outs are being done by the characters on purpose.
127** There's an amusing one in ''The Hot Gate'', when the commander of the Thermopylae has to report that he's walked into a trap and balks at saying '''[[MemeticMutation IT'S A TRAP]]''' for a moment. His subordinate all but explicitly makes the ''Franchise/StarWars'' reference. [[FunPersonified As well as what seems like a dozen others]].[[invoked]]
128** The description of ship-to-ship weapons in ''Live Free or Die'' is suspiciously similar to ''Literature/HonorHarrington'': powerful lasers, missiles with bomb-pumped laser warheads, and a new short-ranged gravity-based weapon that can knock out shields in one hit.
129* StrawmanNewsMedia: Courtney Courtney of CNN, who always tries to be as [[PoliticalOvercorrectness Politically Correct as possible]] while seeming to have a slightly antagonistic view towards Vernon due to his economic success. Vernon figures it's because he's a white, conservative Southerner who's possibly the certainly the richest and possibly the single most powerful man on Earth.
130* StrawCharacter:
131** The [[OurPresidentsAreDifferent President of the United States]] in "Live Free Or Die". Elected post-invasion, he won't - or can't - give Vernon even the slightest assistance in attempting to eject the Horvath from Earth, and is pretty much just TheQuisling because his family (and assets) is old money.
132** After the Horvath get their nose tweaked, Boeing and the Air Force. Vernon pays Boeing ''three billion dollars'' to develop a ArtificialGravity-based space shuttle, the Air Force makes them use the money to build a (crappy) SpaceFighter armed with [[spoiler:gravity warheads]]. Cue ListOfTransgressions:
133*** The Air Force invested one billion of their own money (''just'' enough money to figure out the basics of gravtech), then spent all of Vernon's money on the armament.
134*** TheGovernment then declares the gravtech data government property and the armament above Vernon's clearance through LoopholeAbuse, leaving him high and dry without a thing to show for his money. It takes a DepopulationBomb for them to even acknowledge what they spent his money on.
135*** Icing on the cake; after they've done all this but before they tell him they've done it, they ask him to make yet another investment in the project - to have three more Air Force pilots fitted with expensive cybernetic implants at the cost of roughly ''two hundred and fifty'' billion dollars. ''Each.'' Not including transportation to the exosolar space habitat to get the implants, which is kind of like traveling to the US from a South Pacific island only accessible by seaplane.
136*** But most importantly to Vernon, Space Fighters are all but ''useless'' in this 'verse; his acronym lasers were capable of focusing ''twenty terawatts'' of power on their targets ''before'' Boeing's fighter even entered the prototype stage, which was armed with only a single Gauss cannon. Vernon specifically points out that despite the wattage he still can't punch through a good gravity shield, so what's the point of firing a few ninety-kilo bricks of depleted uranium at a hundred G's? [[spoiler:Boeing refuses to admit that they've come up with a gravity ''warhead'' with his three billion dollars - but they're even more unwilling to admit that the warheads are ''completely'' untestable because they were unable to create their own gravity shields]]. Fighters are ''never'' used [[spoiler:aside from a DesperationAttack to end the Maple Syrup War]] because it's quickly established that a space combat vehicle without a shield is just a parade float; this is a 'verse where gunboats are the kings of space combat.
137*** As a result of all of this, Vernon quite reasonably says ScrewThisImOuttaHere
138* TakeThat: A Ringo staple.
139** When Vernon contracts Boeing to build a shuttle with ImportedAlienPhlebotinum, those {{Professional Butt Kisser}}s take his money and build a ''really'' crappy SpaceFighter for their buddies in the Air Force. Until now, nobody knew that Ringo hated ''Series/BabylonFive''.
140-->'''Tyler Vernon''': ''[[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Starfury Star Fury]]? ... Oh, my God. What [[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/J._Michael_Straczynski nimrod]] came up with that name? It just reeks of bad SF.''
141** ''All'' religious fundamentalists die of Horvath bioweapons.
142** The OrbitalBombardment has one against cities; one of Ringo's few subtle Take Thats is that every metropolis that wasn't vaporized by kinetics is abandoned in fear of them; though some people are willing to work in cities, there are no major population clusters anymore. Humanity is ''solely'' rural. Vernon jokes that he doesn't have to worry about protesters complaining about him "ruining the space environment" by smelting asteroids because UsefulNotes/SanFrancisco was hit during the Maple Syrup War. Another joke is that the only thing written by humans ever read by a Horvath was Creator/WilliamShakespeare's ''Theatre/HenryVIPart2'', specifically "[[EvilLawyerJoke The first thing we do, let's kill all the lawyers]]." This is because the first shot fired was at UsefulNotes/WashingtonDC
143*** Notably, Ringo later admits that [[TakeThatMe he went a bit far there]]; a decorated admiral says that he knows a ''lot'' of jokes about the Horvath plagues and bombings -- but prefers not to tell them; he learned them all from his Chief of Staff, who collected them obsessively and posted the new list on his bridge every morning... until he finally AteHisGun the day before they put into port because ''[[DudeNotFunny his wife and child were in the heart of San Diego when it was vaporized]].''
144* ThatsNoMoon: Troy is the size of a small moon and is ''mobile''.
145* ThereIsNoKillLikeOverkill:
146** Pretty much the basis for armament design of the Troy and it's sister Battle Globes, as well as the SAPL network and it's Ung lasers.
147** The trope title is nearly quoted word for word in ''The Hot Gate'', in regards to 20,000 human missiles sent at a Rangoran AV that had already had its point defense systems almost completely destroyed.
148** The Horvath really, really have it out for Tyler Vernon. The last of their bioweapons is tailored to kill everyone on Earth except blondes in large part because Tyler has brown hair. Later, when they fire fourteen kinetic rounds at Earth, they spare one - a weapon capable of utterly destroying any city on Earth - just for Tyler’s underground bunker.
149* TimeSkip: Ubiquitous, especially in the first book which covers nearly two decades following first contact.
150* TooDumbToLive:
151** In the first book of ''Live Free or Die'', NASA. The day the Ring is set up, they are present for the InstructionalDialogue from the Grtul: "By 'anyone can use the ring' do we mean that another species can use it to enter your system? Yes. Does that mean that hostile or friendly forces can use it? Yes. Are you allowed to block the ring? No. Good bye." They then spend ''three years'' screwing around, and as a result the Horvath just walk in and take the planet in a single afternoon. [[KarmaHoudini They're still around years later to try to claim jurisdiction over Vernon's ship.]]
152** In the second part of the same book, the "religious terrorist" states. Upon being informed that Earth has been hit by a DepopulationBomb, they whip their populations into frenzies, insisting that the '''cures''' being distributed are the source of the plague, spiritually poisonous, etc. [[LaserGuidedKarma They all die]], and Earth is thus rid of religious fanatics for the foreseeable future.
153** In ''Citadel'', which is the second book set in a universe where the bad guys are aliens advanced enough to monitor any[[spoiler: present-day]] human tech and [[OrbitalBombardment can send down kinetic strikes at the drop of a hat]], someone takes a selfie with the President in the background, while the Rangora are actively bombarding the planet, and pays for it by being annihilated, along with the part of Kansas it was flying over, by SIXTEEN missiles.
154** In ''The Hot Gate'', [[spoiler: it turns out this is the source of equipment failures from Granadica. As part of her Uplift protocols she unconsciously introduced minor errors that would eventually become major malfunctions to weed out those sophonts who don't perform proper and thorough maintenance, a definite necessity in a space faring civilization.]]
155* TrilogyCreep: The series was originally planned to be a trilogy, but word on the Ringo forum on [[Creator/BaenBooks Baen's Bar]] is that his Muse insisted on continuing the series, much to the joy of many of his readers. The current plan is for five books total... unless Ringo's Muse insists on more.
156* UnfriendlyFire: Star Marshall Lhi'Kasishaj kills Star Marshall Gi'Bucosof for incompetence and cowardice with a lethal pain stick.
157* VichyEarth: Initially, Earth can't do much to protest their treatment by the Horvath, and thus take a "go along to get along" approach, including sending out soldiers to harvest the maple syrup that the locals refuse to gather just for the purpose of giving it up to the Horvath for free.
158* WalkingTechBane: PVT John "Chaosman" Peterson, one of the Marines stationed on Troy, is infamous for breaking anything technological he uses, even if the item is supposed to be completely immune to complete and total failure. Considering [[SpaceMarine his job]] involves operating in space, this isn't exactly the best of situations.
159* WaveMotionGun: SAPL for the win - a sun pumped "laser" [[note]] it's really just a bunch of mirrors that focus sunlight into a very small area[[/note]] that is in the multi hundred ''petawatt'' range, and they plan to keep expanding it until it's at least an exawatt. For some perspective, the ''entire annual energy output of Earth'' is about 0.004 petawatts.
160* WeComeInPeaceShootToKill: The initial contact is peaceful, by a race that's only interested in trade with Earth. Contact with the Horvath is... not, and for rather less voluntary purposes than trade.[[note]]Well, unless you mean trade as in, "Give us your stuff, and in return we give you the right to live."[[/note]]
161* WhatsInItForMe: In ''The Hot Gate'', the subject of personal benefit from cooperating with one another comes up in a conversation between "Comet" Parker and one of the engineers for the [=143rd=].
162* WorthyOpponent: Increasingly, the humans and the Rangora.
163* ZerothLawRebellion: Discussed and averted. [=AIs=] have hard blocks built in to prevent them from doing certain things, such as prevent their recognized users from deactivating them.

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