Line #92 Literature/TheLegendOfRahAndTheMuggles


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4	''The Legend of Rah and the Muggles'' is a children's book written and published by Nancy Katherine Stouffer (also referred as "N.K. Stouffer") in 1984. The book languished in obscurity until 1999, when Stouffer sued Creator/JKRowling (author of the wildly popular ''Literature/HarryPotter'' book series) for intellectual property damages, claiming that Rowling had stolen elements from ''Rah'' and used them in the ''Potter'' books without permission, primarily the use of the word "muggles". The subsequent lawsuit was eventually laughed out of court, as Stouffer was unable to verify her claim that she originally trademarked the term (even the title is a modification; it didn't originally feature the word "muggles" when it was released, that being something Stouffer added later to increase her chance of winning the lawsuit).
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6	The tale opens with a nuclear war caused by government corruption, in a way that's guaranteed to send any 6-year-old to a [[NightmareFuel somewhat restless]] sleep, followed by an AuthorFilibuster about the abuse of eminent domain laws. If this jars with the colourful FairyTale kingdom depicted on the front cover (which in fairness isn't too bad) then it should. It's like watching an episode of ''WesternAnimation/HandyManny'' with [[StuffBlowingUp explosions]] and genocide. The title character somehow brings sunlight back to the land of the Muggles, who [[HollywoodEvolution evolved implausibly quickly]] from the survivors of the apocalypse. No attempt is made to HandWave the conditions AfterTheEnd that led humanity down that particular evolutionary path, let alone with such speed. The subsequent chapters present a disjointed and incoherent account of the lives of Rah, his brother Zyn and the Muggles, as several years will often be skipped in-between chapters.
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8	Simply put, ''Rah and the Muggles'' is to children's literature what ''Literature/TheEyeOfArgon'' is to swords and sorcery, minus the [[SoBadItsGood unintentional hilarity]]. For a chapter-by-chapter breakdown of the story, [[http://www.magespace.net/mugrev.html this link]] should tell you just about all you need to know. If you want to know more, see Tropers/ZeldaQueen's [[http://zelda-queen.livejournal.com/29637.html more detailed dissection.]] [[SchmuckBait Or you could buy the book]].
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10	!!This book provides examples of:
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12	* AddedAlliterativeAppeal: At least 70% of the names for places and characters in the book.
13	* AerithAndBob: The Nevils' names are Teeter, Jitters, Fraidy, Boggs, Stubby, Patch and...Peter ([[SubvertedTrope altough he prefers to be called "Chops"]]).
14	* AfterTheEnd: The story proper starts not long after a total war.
15	* AlternativeCalendar: And clearly not that helpful, since "The Year of the Purple Haze" does little to distinguish a year from any of the 500 other years in which the world was blanketed with a [[TechnicolorScience purple]] cloud of fallout. Every year seems to be named after a particular parable from ''The Ancient Book of Tales''. For example, "The Year of the Gilded Cage" refers to an incident in which pirates stole a number of animals taken to be sold and released them on Aura, keeping only the gold cages.
16	* AndThatsTerrible: Stouffer will repeatedly shove to the reader's face the fact that Zyn is evil, either via the Muggles (including ''his own adoptive mother'') or via herself as the narrator.
17	* AntiVillain: Zyn, but not in the way the author intended.
18	* ApatheticCitizens: Nobody does anything to stop Zyn or the Nevils.
19	* ArtisticLicenseBiology:
20	** Early in the story, the main characters (who are babies) survive for ''eight days'' on a raft in the ocean without food and water (for the record, your average adult can barely survive half that time with no water, let alone a baby).
21	** This book features a type of moss called "Bordonian Moss", which has purple flowers. Moss is not a flowering plant.
22	** It's not explained how plants still exist in Aura ''at all'' if the sun has been blotted out there for 500 years.
23	** Yur declares that the light of the fireflies will keep Zyn on the island of Dezra forever. The lifespan of a firefly is two months, so in practice the Muggles have accomplished nothing by storming the island with them.
24	** The Nevils somehow physically adapt to living in a cave, with them growing long hair and claws, and having webbed feet and cat-like eyes after living there for seven years.
25	* ArtisticLicenseMedicine:
26	** The Muggles scramble to get water and Aloe Salve for the "thirsty birds" and "blind deer" that Yur misheard from Golda. Aloe Salve can't cure blindness.
27	** When the Nevils are creating tar to waterproof Zyn's boat, they end up getting ''second and third-degree burns'' from the heat. Yet all they have to do to heal the burns is jump in the ocean and they're all better, whereas in real life the saltwater would make their burns ''worse''.
28	** How allergies are treated in this book. One can't simply pass out after having an allergy: in most cases, there would be cutaneous eructions, rashes and severe irritations. Fainting is the sign of the anaphylactic shock which is the worst possible consequence of allergy and which, among such "fun" things like coagulopathy and acute kidney injury, can quickly lead to loss of consciousness followed by coma and death, if it isn't treated immediately.
29	** The Nevils and Zyn gorge themselves with the food stolen by the Muggles after seven years of eating nothing but seaweed and meager grass, and somehow surviving without drinking any freshwater. Sudden and copious eating in such condition would have been devastating on their already frail health.
30	* ArtisticLicenseNuclearPhysics: Stouffer doesn't seem to understand the difference between fallout and radiation, as she talks about clouds of "purple radiation" While ''fallout'' sometimes looks like clouds, and could conceivably be purple (although it's unlikely, as explained under TechnicolorScience), radiation is invisible.
31	* ArtisticLicensePhysics: The clouds of "radiation" are able to entirely blot out the sun, yet somehow let the light from the moon and stars through, which makes zero sense since the former is ''reflected'' sunlight.
32	* BeautyEqualsGoodness: Zyn, the supposed bad guy, becomes more and more ugly as he descends in depression, especially after residing in the Manchineet Tree. The Nevils get the same treatment, growing long claws and hair.
33	* BigShadowLittleCreature: The "Shadow Monsters" on Dezra are nothing but Zyn and the Nevils' enlarged shadows. And somehow they're afraid of them.
34	* BrightCastle: Depicted on the cover, which is apparently "La Maison D'Or" where Lady Catherine lives, [[CoversAlwaysLie and is featured in the first chapter to never appear again]].
35	* CainAndAbel: Rah and [[CardCarryingVillain Zyn]].
36	* CardCarryingVillain: Zyn, who following his FaceHeelTurn started talking like a scally.
37	* ChekhovsGun: Rah's allergy to a type of moss counts as this.
38	* ChuckCunninghamSyndrome: ''Every single character'' (besides the brothers, obviously) who appears in the first two chapters is never brought up in the rest of the story.
39	* ComfortingTheWidow: In the first chapter the twins' mother, Lady Catherine, learns that her "beloved husband" is dead. She mourns extensively. A few days/paragraphs later, she openly flirts with the butler.
40	* ConvenientEscapeBoat: Zyn and the Nevils use clamshells to escape the island in Chapter 13.
41	* CrapsaccharineWorld: Aura prior and after the war. The former was a peaceful civilisation kept through humanitarian charters, while the latter is a cutesy Teletubbies-like land. In between, humanity's greed and corruption festered on the inside of the former and lead to a nuclear holocaust, the ensuing radiation and mutations leading to the current adorable life forms.
42	* DepartmentOfRedundancyDepartment: The writing style is a style of writing with many unnecessary repetitions that the author repeats unnecessarily many times. Stouffer would be hopeless on ''Radio/JustAMinute''. Also see the quote under FunetikAksent below.
43	** This line from the book's introduction is just one example out of the lot:
44	-->''"Their cries for help went unrecognized as they rang out with piercing screams for help."''
45	* DescriptionPorn: Stouffer puts very elaborate descriptions of details that aren't vital to the story. On the other hand, the elements that ''are'' relevant are mostly glossed over or barely mentioned.
46	* DesertedIsland: Dezra, which is far from the shores of Aura and only Yur knows of its existence. Zyn swims there after his boat breaks, and discovers it's just a bare rock with a small cave.
47	* DeusExMachina: The aforementioned clamshell boats.
48	* DevelopingDoomedCharacters: The book's introduction drones on for 2,000 words of questionable relevance to the rest of the story — and so, for that matter, do the first two chapters and every character in it, beside the babies of course. In fact, the story's major conflict (the CainAndAbel plot) isn't even hinted at until about halfway through.
49	* DidNotDoTheBloodyResearch: The word "Bugger" is uttered often in the book. Apparently Stouffer was not aware that it's a moderately offensive word in both British and Australian English.
50	* DisproportionateReward: Rah wins at a croquet game, and the Muggles treat him like a god just for doing it, even rewarding him with an old and valuable medal.
51	** They hail him even for [[MundaneMadeAwesome building a stone mill.]]
52	* DoNotCallMePaul: One of the Nevils is named Peter, but he insists on being called by his nickname "Chops".
53	* ElementalBaggage: Rah apparently has so much fluid in his tear ducts that his crying can sink boats.
54	* EncyclopediaExposita: Rah's "Ancient Book of Tales", which includes a story about {{Killer Rabbit}}s that [[Film/MontyPythonAndTheHolyGrail might seem familiar]]...
55	* EvilRedhead: Zyn. Altough not exactly "evil" per se, the author likes pushing on this stereotype.
56	* ExactlyWhatItSaysOnTheTin: Take a wild guess as to which beverage "Lemonade Lake" (for reasons unexplored) tastes like.
57	%%* {{Expospeak}}
58	* FaceHeelTurn: Zyn and the Nevils.
59	* FreudianExcuse: Zyn's StartOfDarkness comes from his [[CainAndAbel resentment]] of his brother.
60	* FriendToAllLivingThings: Even birds, bunnies and other sorts of small animals like Rah.
61	* FunetikAksent: A sea cow who stutters, like so:
62	-->''"Well, wha-- wha-- what do you know a-- a-- about dat!" It's the ba-- bah-- bahbies Naddie and Neddie were tal-- talking ah-- ahbout," he stuttered to himself. "We got-- got-- gotta get ya ou-- ou-- out-- a here! There's a st-- stor-- storm ca-- ca-- comin'," he stuttered nervously...'' Yes, he even stutters in internal monologue.
63	** There's also a barracuda with a [[UsefulNotes/AmericanAccents Brooklyn accent]].
64	* FunWithAcronyms: The Congress Of United Peoples, or C.O.U.P., in the introduction, which seems to be a TakeThat against the United Nations.
65	* GenreRoulette: The entire book reads like a rough draft written in a rush, with nothing planned or plotted in advance, resulting into an incoherent and confused story. The story, thus, changes abruptly from war, to YA romance, to children's fantasy, to slapstick comedy, to adventure/drama. Not only it switches between genres, but also between styles (all of which are raw and badly written).
66	* GoodAnimalsEvilAnimals: The "Greeblies", rabbit-faced rats, and "Nardles", sand dogs as large as lions that the muggles keep to keep the Greeblies away.
67	* GrannyClassic: Golda, the oldest female Muggle and is stated that she's the only Muggle to ever become a grandmother, even though she describes ''her grandmother'' in her poem, complete with a white bun of hair (although Muggles are supposed to be bald) and old-fashioned clothes.
68	* GratuitousFrench: After knocking out Rah with the moss, Zyn utters "Voilà, as Chef Franc would say!".
69	* GrumpyOldMan: Yur is the oldest male Muggle, and he's deaf and arthritic.
70	* HitSoHardTheCalendarFeltIt: The Calendar is reset by a nuclear war. The problem is that it starts with a "Year of the purple haze" (nuclear fallout), which could refer to any year following the end of the nuclear war.
71	* HollywoodEvolution: Normal humans (actually the most unfortunate ones) evolved into looking like baby-like lifeforms in the span of just 500 years.
72	* ImprobableInfantSurvival: Taken to the logical extreme. Place two infants (toddlers?) on a raft and shove them out to sea, let them stay on the raft for ''one full week'' before having the happy sea creatures come to their aid, and then consider how they avoid being horribly sunburnt, half-drowned or maybe ''all'' drowned, salt-burnt, and/or dehydrated and probably dead from that alone. They're ''certainly'' not going to be shiny, happy babies by that point, and that's even leaving in such an important detail as NobodyPoops.
73	* InexplicableTreasureChests: Complete with an inexplicable treasure: in fact, we don't even get to know what's ''in'' the chest that's so important.
74	* InformedAttribute: The Character Glossary describes things that the characters are never shown doing or being in the story, and sometimes the entries contradict what's already established in the previous chapters.
75	%%* {{Jerkass}}: Zyn is meant to be seen as this.
76	* TheLegendOfX
77	* MagicAIsMagicA: Averted (notable, given the genre); magic exists, but completely at random with no apparent rules behind it.
78	* MeaningfulName: The Muggles are named in a ceremony because of a particular sign or a behavior that shows in its infancy. However, some of the names don't have clearly explained origins (like Peter or Yur and Golda), some inexplicably match for lovers or spouses (Pitter and Patter, Pick and Pluck), and some imply that the Muggle is doomed to a flawed life, for example Boggs, who is implied to [[ThePigPen smell bad and be covered in mud]] ''since birth''.
79	* MoodWhiplash: From the looming threat of nuclear war to cutesypoo talking sea animals, for just one example - this story was written for small children and the author seemed to have no clear idea as to what might be age-inappropriate.
80	* {{Muggles}}: Surprisingly averted: The baby-like protagonists might be called "Muggles", but they throw random magic around like nobody's business.
81	* {{Mutants}}: The muggles are descendants of humans who got mutated by radioactive fallout.
82	* NeverSayDie: Despite gleefully recounting the annihilation of most life on Earth earlier on, the book describes the BigBad's plan as making Rah "sleep forever".
83	* NobodyPoops: It would certainly explain how Rah and Zyn arrived on the island squeaky-clean despite being adrift for weeks without any attention.
84	* OcularGushers: Rah cries so much that ''they cause a flash flood that sinks Zyn's boat''.
85	* OrphanedEtymology: After the "Thirty Year War" and the subsequent nuclear apocalypse, all knowledge of the world is lost. Then how do the characters remember well about Shakespeare, Pachelbel Canon D, the Indians, French Language, Lemonade, and Chinese Lanterns?
86	* OrwellianRetcon: According to Stouffer, the book was always titled "The Legend of Rah and the Muggles". However, there is no evidence prior to 2000 to back up this claim, as it was only titled "The Legend of Rah", and the "and the Muggles" part was added after the attempted lawsuit.
87	* ThePigpen: Boggs, who is dirty and mostly speaks in grunts.
88	* PlotHole:
89	** The Muggles use elaborate flower arrangements in their naming ceremony, which is described as "traditional". By "traditional", it's implied it was that way before Rah and Zyn's arrival, when there was no plant life alive at that point.
90	** The Muggles point out that Muggle babies can't talk before the age of six, which surprises them when Rah and Zyn speak their first words at an age younger than theirs. However, Stubby, which is five at the beginning of the book, is able to talk fine.
91	%%* PregnantBadass: Lady Catherine, [[InformedAbility supposedly]].
92	* PreppyName: Lady Catherine's butler is named Walter Randolph Winfred Cherrington.
93	* RandomEventsPlot: Between chapters three to nine, the plot stops to a screeching halt and turns into a mish-mash of random anecdotes involving Rah and Zyn.
94	%%* RedOniBlueOni: Zyn and Rah.
95	* TheResenter: Zyn comes to resent Rah for being so great at everything and getting all the adulation of the muggles.
96	* RougeAnglesOfSatin: The author has the unfortunate combination of a tenuous grasp of English and a singularly unqualified editor.
97	* SciFiWritersHaveNoSenseOfScale:
98	** The humans living on Aura evolved into Muggles in 500 years. For comparison, the human species (homo sapiens) has existed for 100,000 at the most conservative estimate, and we are just greenhorns compared to even most mammals.
99	** Rah cries so many tears it ''sinks the boat he's in". Even if he literally cried a million tears, it would only add up to about 1.6 gallons of fluid.
100	* SequelHook: At the end, it is written that everything we've read so far was written in the "Ancient Book of Tales". The book's info also explains that this is only the first of a series of books, but there has never been any proof that later installments of the series exist.
101	* ShowDontTell: Qualities of characters are stated, but never actually shown. In a particular example, it is stated that Zyn has become jealous and is losing all of his self-esteem, and that he and Rah were very close until now. Stouffer doesn't actually describe how and why it happens, and what part of his personality is losing.
102	* SignificantGreenEyedRedhead: Zyn is the story's main antagonist, and he has green eyes and red hair.
103	* SomeoneToRememberHimBy: Lady Catherine's husband dies while she's still pregnant with Rah and Zyn.
104	* SpeechImpediment: Benjamin the sea cow has a stutter, even in his internal monologue.
105	* SpotlightStealingSquad: The majority of the pictures in the book mostly depict the Muggles. The only other characters we see are Rah and Zyn as babies, and Lady Catherine at the beginning.
106	* SwissArmyTears: Rah cries so much that it sinks the Nevils' boat.
107	* TalkingAnimal: A few with cute alliterative names show up, without much consequence. [[BigApplesauce Some of them inexplicably have New York accents]].
108	* TechnicolorScience: Nuclear fallout is purple; evidently the bombs used in the final war contained radioactive potassium permanganate. Nuclear fission produces, among other things, radioactive iodine-131 - hence the use of iodine pills to protect against exposure by saturating the body with normal iodine so the radioactive stuff doesn't get absorbed. Iodine, at least in vapour form, is purple. However, it doesn't colour fallout purple, and its half-life is so short that you can forget about it after a week or two. Alternately, if there was enough iodine-131 to color the fallout purple, then everything on Aura would be extremely dead from the ludicrous amount of radiation the cloud would emit.
109	* TimeSkip: Random numbers of years pass between chapters.
110	* TooDumbToLive: Zyn and the Nevils choose to take shelter in a radioactive tree, and refuse to move out even after developing serious health problems.
111	* UnequalPairing: Lady Catherine falls in love with her butler.
112	* UnexplainedAccent: Buddy the Barracuda has a Brooklyn accent for no discernable reason.
113	* {{Veganopia}}: Nominally. The [[http://www.realmuggles.com/characters.html character list]] claims that Muggles are vegetarians, but we also hear of them eating {{killer rabbit}}s.
114	* VileVillainSaccharineShow: Zyn is meant to be seen as this. If anything, he is the inversion: he's a brat in a world caused by humanity's greed and corruption, whose eugenics lead to the Muggles.
115	%%* WantonCrueltyToTheCommonComma: Very frequently, including on Stouffer's own website.
116	* WarmHeartedWalrus: Benjamin the Sea Cow (which is an extinct animal similar to walruses, but still counts).
117	* WeirdMoon: One that can shine through a cloud thick enough to block the sunlight.
118	* WhatHappenedToTheMouse: The war at the beginning and the treasure chest, amongst other things.
119	** When Lady Catherine floats her children away, she puts a silk quilt with her family's crest on it, and gives them a key and a letter. However, when Golda finds the babies, she says that there is nothing to indicate where they came from, as everything mentioned above suddenly disappeared for no known reason nor are they mentioned again.
120	** The key does appear later in the book, but completely at random without explaining what it was used for or why did Rah's mother gave it to him in the first place.
121	* WhenTreesAttack: The Manchineet Tree, while still inanimate, sheds radioactive pollen that makes Zyn and the Nevils sick.
122	* WhereTheHellIsSpringfield: It's never made clear which nation or continent "Aura" is located in.
123	* WoobieDestroyerOfWorlds: What Zyn really comes off as. He's not even scary, just angry-more like. In another story, would come off as a well-written redeemable bully.
124	%%* WriterOnBoard
125	* WritersCannotDoMath: Stubby, who starts out as a five-year-old boy, is described in a later chapter as a "fifteen-year-old boy"...''twenty-two years'' after Rah and Zyn's arrival on the island.
126	* YourSizeMayVary: The Muggles are supposed to be around 3 feet tall, yet in one illustration they're seen living in a village of mushroom-houses, and in another one they ride ants and bees. Whether they can shrink down at will is anyone's guess.
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