Line #83 Literature/TheDevilsDictionary


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2	->'''Dictionary''', ''n''. A malevolent literary device for cramping the growth of a language and making it hard and inelastic. This dictionary, however, is a most useful work.
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4	A hilarious collection of {{broken Aesop}}s, {{Aesop}}s with problematic aspects, and spoof definitions by American satirist Creator/AmbroseBierce. They originally ran a few a week in newspapers, under the title ''The Cynic's Word Book'', but were eventually compiled into a book that's now free from copyright. Bierce had nothing but contempt for the mores and customs of his fellow man, and his book is full of ungentle {{Deconstruction}} of what people secretly mean when they speak.
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6	A perennial favorite of UsefulNotes/{{atheis\|m}}ts, [[SlidingScaleOfIdealismVersusCynicism cynics]], {{troll}}s, and good old-fashioned depressed people, it's considered by some to be a ''bona fide'' classic of American literature, although it isn't very well known in the mainstream and never achieved the notoriety of similar works, such as the writings of Creator/EdgarAllanPoe and Creator/HPLovecraft. In a nutshell, ''The Devil's Dictionary'' is a dictionary that claims to present the "true" definitions of words, or rather the ''concepts'' said words supposedly represent, free of the superficial and hypocritical connotations they've gained throughout their years in the zeitgeist. As expected of Bitter Bierce, the vast majority of these paint even universally benevolent concepts (like "friendship") in a very grim light, often accompanied by poems or rhymes written by Bierce under a series of bizarre and cryptic aliases. Bierce had a fierce hatred for mediocrity, common morality and religion, and his frequent jabs caused a great deal of controversy.
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8	Many definitions came with quotes, real or fabricated, illustrating the folly usually accompanying the use of the word. He also frequently employed puns, some to truly awful effect. Some examples:
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10	->ACCORDION, n.
11	--> An instrument in harmony with the sentiments of an assassin.
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13	->ADMIRATION, n.
14	-->Our polite recognition of another's resemblance to ourselves.
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16	->COMPROMISE, n.
17	--> Such an adjustment of conflicting interests as gives each adversary the satisfaction of thinking he has got what he ought not to have, and is deprived of nothing except what was justly his due.
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19	->CONSERVATIVE, n.
20	-->A statesman who is enamored of existing evils, as distinguished from the Liberal, who wishes to replace them with others.
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22	->CORSAIR, n.
23	-->A politician of the seas.
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25	->CORPORATION, n.
26	-->An ingenious device for obtaining individual profit without individual responsibility.
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28	->DÉJEUNER, n.
29	-->The breakfast of an American who has been in Paris. Variously pronounced.
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31	->FOOL, n.
32	-->A person who pervades the domain of intellectual speculation and diffuses himself through the channels of moral activity. He is omnific, omniform, omnipercipient, omniscience, omnipotent. He it was who invented letters, printing, the railroad, the steamboat, the telegraph, the platitude and the circle of the sciences. He created patriotism and taught the nations war -- founded theology, philosophy, law, medicine and [[ArsonMurderAndJaywalking Chicago]]. He established monarchical and republican government. He is from everlasting to everlasting -- such as creation's dawn beheld he fooleth now. In the morning of time he sang upon primitive hills, and in the noonday of existence headed the procession of being. His grandmotherly hand was warmly tucked-in the set sun of civilization, and in the twilight he prepares Man's evening meal of milk-and-morality and turns down the covers of the universal grave. And after the rest of us shall have retired for the night of eternal oblivion he will sit up to write a history of human civilization.
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34	->HARANGUE, n.
35	-->A speech by an opponent, who is known as an [[{{pun}} harrangue-outang]].
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37	->MONDAY, n.
38	-->In Christian countries, the day after the baseball game.
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40	->OCCIDENT, n.
41	-->The part of the world lying west (or east) of the Orient. It is largely inhabited by Christians, a powerful subtribe of the Hypocrites, whose principal industries are murder and cheating, which they are pleased to call "war" and "commerce." These, also, are the principal industries of the Orient.
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43	->PATRIOTISM, n.
44	-->Combustible rubbish ready to the torch of any one ambitious to illuminate his name.
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46	-->In Dr. Johnson's famous dictionary patriotism is defined as the last resort of a scoundrel. With all due respect to an enlightened but inferior lexicographer I beg to submit that it is the first.
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48	->TWICE, adv.
49	-->Once too often.
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51	According to its author, it is intended to be used as a school textbook. A copy can be found online [[http://www.alcyone.com/max/lit/devils/index.html here]]. Or [[http://packages.debian.org/lenny/dict-devil here]], in dictd-compatible dictionary format.
52	----
53	!!Tropes include:
54	* AbsurdlySharpBlade: The entry for Scimetar recounts a Japanese executioner whose blade is so sharp the condemned man keeps his head until he blows his nose. When this fails to happen, he realizes he must have cut his ''own'' head off without realizing it. He promptly pulls it off in penance.
55	* AdmirationTropes:
56	-->'''Admiration''', ''n''. Our polite recognition of another’s resemblance to ourselves.
57	* AgingTropes:
58	-->'''Age''', ''n''. That period of life in which we compensate for the vices that we still cherish by reviling those that we have no longer the enterprise to commit.
59	* AintTooProudToBeg:
60	-->'''Beg''', ''n''. To ask for something with an earnestness proportioned to the belief that it will not be given.
61	* TheAllConcealingI: Bierce states, "The frank yet graceful use of ‘I’ distinguishes a good writer from a bad; the latter carries with it the manner of a thief trying to cloak his loot."
62	%%* AndIMustScream. Please add context before un-commenting.
63	* AssInAmbassador: May possibly apply since the consul was unable to win over voters.
64	-->'''Consul''', ''n''. In American politics, a person who having failed to secure an office from the people is given one by the Administration on the condition that [[ReassignedToAntarctica he leave the country]].
65	* {{Auction}}:
66	-->'''Auctioneer''', ''n''. The man who proclaims with a hammer that he has picked a pocket with his tongue.
67	%%Useful Notes pages aren't permitted on the main page as they're not tropes. Re-add if you find a trope that fits.* UsefulNotes/{{Australia}}: "A country in the South Sea, whose industrial and commercial development has been unspeakably retarded by an unfortunate dispute between geographers as to whether it is a continent or an island."
68	* AwfulWeddedLife: But of course.
69	-->'''AFFIANCED''', ''pp.'' Fitted with an ankle-ring for the ball-and-chain.
70	-->'''BRIDE''', ''n''. A woman with a fine prospect of happiness behind her.
71	-->'''BRUTE''', ''n''. See '''HUSBAND'''
72	-->'''HUSBAND''', ''n''. One who, having dined, is charged with the care of the plate.
73	-->'''MARRIAGE''', ''n''. The state or condition of a community consisting of a master, a mistress and two slaves, making in all, two.
74	-->'''WEDDING''', ''n''. A ceremony at which two persons undertake to become one, one undertakes to become nothing, and nothing undertakes to become supportable.
75	-->'''YOKE''', ''n.'' An implement, madam, to whose Latin name, jugum, we owe one of the most illuminating words in our language -- a word that defines the matrimonial situation with precision, point and poignancy. A thousand apologies for withholding it.
76	* BabiesBabiesEverywhere:
77	-->'''Babe''' or '''Baby''', ''n''. A misshapen creature of no particular age, sex, or condition, chiefly remarkable for the violence of the sympathies and antipathies it excites in others, itself without sentiment or emotion.
78	* BetterIfNotBornPlot: These stories begin when TheProtagonist adopts Bierce's definition of '''birth'''- "the first and direst of all disasters."
79	* BlindObedience: Bierce employs a poem to explain "Allegiance":
80	-->''This thing, Allegiance, as I suppose\
81	Is a ring fitted in the subject’s nosed\
82	Whereby the organ is kept rightly pointed\
83	To smell the sweetness of [[DivineRightOfKings the Lord’s anointed]]''
84	* BlueBlood:
85	-->'''Aristocracy''', ''n''. Government by the best men. (In this sense the word is obsolete; so is that kind of government.) Fellows that wear downy hats and clean shirts – guilty of education and suspected of bank accounts.
86	%%* BrokenAesop. Please add context before un-commenting.
87	* BrutalHonesty: Bierce wrote the dictionary as a Juvenalian satire on all the hypocrisies of the civilised world, and does not pull any punches.
88	* BlackComedy: On show throughout. See, for example:
89	-->'''Homicide''', ''n.'' The slaying of one human being by another. There are four kinds of homicide: felonious, excusable, justifiable, and praiseworthy, but it makes no great difference to the person slain whether he fell by one kind or another -- the classification is for advantage of the lawyers.
90	* CapitalismIsBad:
91	-->'''Commerce''', ''n''. A kind of transaction in which A plunders B the goods of C, and for compensation B picks the pocket of D of money belonging to E.
92	* CausticCritic: "A person who boasts himself hard to please because nobody tries to please him."
93	* ComedicSociopathy: A major theme throughout Bierce’s definitions
94	-->'''Comfort''', ''n''. A state of mind produced by contemplation of another's uneasiness.\
95	'''Consolation''', ''n''. The knowledge that a better man is more unfortunate than yourself.\
96	'''Happiness''', ''n''. An agreeable sensation arising from contemplating the misery of another.
97	* TheConfidant: "One entrusted by A with the secrets of B, confided by ''him'' to C."
98	* ConspiracyTheorist: Bierce satirizes some views of these with the entry on "Freemasons":
99	-->An order with secret rites, grotesque ceremonies and fantastic costumes, which, originating in the reign of Charles II, among working artisans of London, has been joined successively by the dead of past centuries in unbroken retrogression until now it embraces all the generations of man on the hither side of Adam and is drumming up distinguished recruits among the pre-Creational inhabitants of Chaos and Formless Void. The order was founded at different times by Charlemagne, Julius Caesar, Cyrus, Solomon, Zoroaster, Confucius, Thothmes, and Buddha. Its emblems and symbols have been found in the Catacombs of Paris and Rome, on the stones of the Parthenon and the Chinese Great Wall, among the temples of Karnak and Palmyra and in the Egyptian Pyramids — always by a Freemason.
100	* CorruptChurch:
101	-->'''Clergyman''', ''n''. A man who undertakes the management of our spiritual affairs as a method of bettering his temporal ones.
102	* CorruptPolitician:
103	-->'''Quorum''', ''n.'' A sufficient number of members of a deliberative body to have their own way and their own way of having it. In the United States Senate a quorum consists of the chairman of the Committee on Finance and a messenger from the White House; in the House of Representatives, of the Speaker and the devil.\
104	'''Senate''', ''n.'' A body of elderly gentlemen charged with high duties and misdemeanors.
105	* CripplingOverspecialization:
106	-->'''Connoisseur''', ''n''. A specialist who knows everything about something and nothing about anything else.
107	* TheCynic: "A blackguard whose faulty vision sees things as they are, not as they ought to be. Hence the custom among [[Myth/ScythianMythology the Scythians]] of [[EyeScream plucking out a cynic’s eyes]] to improve his vision."
108	* DarkerAndEdgier: Not a trope you expect to see applied to dictionaries, but there it is.
109	* DecisiveBattle:
110	-->'''Battle''', ''n''. A method of untying with the teeth of a political knot that would not yield to the tongue.
111	* DemocracyIsBad: Or, more aptly, voters are morons.
112	--> VOTE, n. The instrument and symbol of a freeman's power to make a fool of himself and a wreck of his country.
113	* DepravedDentist: Less depraved than crooked.
114	--> '''Dentist''', ''n.'' A prestidigitator who, putting metal into your mouth, pulls coins out of your pocket.
115	* DirtyCoward: "One who in a perilous emergency [[ScrewThisImOuttaHere thinks with his legs]]."
116	* DoingInTheWizard: He defines a [[HolyHalo "halo"]] as an optical illusion caused by moisture in the air, similar to a rainbow.
117	* DuckSeasonRabbitSeason: The poem describing '''Controversy''' includes the employment of this trope:
118	-->''So seek your adversary to engage\
119	That on himself he shall exhaust his rage\
120	And, like a snake that’s fastened to the ground,\
121	With his own fangs inflict the fatal wound.\
122	You ask me how this miracle is done?\
123	Adopt his own opinions, one by one,\
124	And taunt him to refute them; in his wrath\
125	He’ll sweep them away pitilessly from his path.\
126	Advance then gently all you wish to prove\
127	Each proposition prefaced with, “As you’ve\
128	So well remarked,” or, “As you wisely say,\
129	And I cannot dispute,” or “By the way,\
130	This view of it which, better far expressed,\
131	Runs through your argument.” Then leave the rest\
132	To him, secure that he’ll perform his trust\
133	And prove your views intelligent and just.''
134	* EvilChancellor: Yes, here, of all places. One appears in the poem after the definition for "Redundant."
135	-->The Sultan said, "There's evidence abundant\
136	To prove this unbelieving dog redundant"\
137	To which the GrandVizier, with mien impressive,\
138	Replied "[[OffWithHisHead His head, at least, appears excessive.]]"
139	* EvilDebtCollector:
140	-->'''Creditor''', ''n''. One of a tribe of savages dwelling beyond the Financial Straits and dreaded for their desolating incursions.
141	-->'''Debt''', ''n''. An ingenious substitute for the chain and whip of the slave-driver.
142	* EvilLawyerJoke:
143	-->'''Accomplice''', ''n''. One associated with another in a crime, having guilty knowledge and complicity, as an attorney who defends a criminal, knowing him guilty. This view of the attorney's position in the matter has not hitherto commanded the assent of attorneys, no one having offered them a fee for assenting.
144	-->'''Lawyer''', ''n''. One skilled in circumvention of the law.
145	-->'''Liar''', ''n''. A lawyer with a roving commission.
146	* ExactEavesdropping:
147	-->'''Eavesdrop''', ''v.i.'' Secretly to overhear a catalogue of crimes and vices of another or yourself.
148	* FairWeatherFriend:
149	-->'''Friendship''', ''n.'' A ship big enough to carry two in good weather, but only one in foul.
150	* {{Feghoot}}:
151	--> '''Birth''', ''n.'' The first and direst of all disasters. As to the nature of it there appears to be no uniformity. Castor and Pollux were born from the egg. Pallas came out of a skull. Galatea was once a block of stone. Peresilis, who wrote in the tenth century, avers that he grew up out of the ground where a priest had spilled holy water. It is known that Arimaxus was derived from a hole in the earth, made by a stroke of lightning. Leucomedon was the son of a cavern in Mount Aetna, and I have myself seen a man come out of a wine cellar.
152	* FromTheLatinIntroDucere: Bierce makes a few jokes of this type:
153	** "Tedium" is alleged to derive "from a very obvious source--the first words of the ancient Latin hymn ''[[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Te_Deum Te Deum Laudamus]]''. In this apparently natural derivation there is something that saddens."
154	** "Tadpole," as mentioned in the [[KrakenAndLeviathan "Leviathan"]] entry, is implied to be derived from its Latin name, ''Thaddeus polandensis'' (Thaddeus of Poland).
155	* FunWithAcronyms:
156	--> '''R.I.P.:''' A careless abbreviation of requiescat in pace, attesting to indolent goodwill to the dead. According to the learned Dr. Drigge, however, the letters originally meant nothing more than ''reductus in pulvis''[[note]]Lat. "brought back into the dust"[[/note]]
157	* GargleBlaster:
158	--> '''Brandy''', ''n.'' A cordial composed of one part thunder-and-lightning, one part remorse, two parts bloody murder, one part death-hell-and-the- grave and four parts clarified Satan. Dose, a headful all the time. Brandy is said by Dr. Johnson to be the drink of heroes. Only a hero will venture to drink it.
159	%%* GodIsEvil. Please add context before un-commenting
160	* GraveRobbing:
161	-->'''Body-Snatcher''', ''n''. A robber of grave-worms. One who supplies the young physicians with that which the old physicians have supplied the undertaker. The hyena.
162	* TheGreatFlood:
163	-->'''Deluge''', ''n''. A notable first experiment in baptism which washed away the sins (and sinners) of the world.
164	* GunboatDiplomacy:
165	-->'''Cannon''', ''n''. An instrument employed in the rectification of national boundaries.
166	* HumansAreMorons
167	-->'''Circus''', ''n''. A place where horses, ponies and elephants are permitted to see men, women and children acting the fool.
168	-->'''Logic''', ''n''. The art of thinking and reasoning in strict accordance with the limitations and incapacities of the human misunderstanding.
169	* HumansThroughAlienEyes: The book has a character called the Lunarian encounter a human and ask innocent questions about the American system of government to show what Bierce considers to be absurdities in that system.
170	* HurricaneOfPuns: Many, e.g. the above definition of "harangue".
171	* {{Hypocrite}}: Many of the entries invoke this, such as the one for "Christian":
172	-->One who believes that the New Testament is a divinely inspired book admirably suited to the spiritual needs of his neighbor. One who follows the teachings of Christ so long as they are not inconsistent with a life of sin.
173	** Then of course there is the definition itself:
174	-->'''Hypocrite''', n. One who, profession [sic] virtues that he does not respect secures the advantage of seeming to be what he despises.
175	* ImAHumanitarian:
176	-->'''Cannibal''', ''n''. A gastronome of the old school who preserves the simple tastes and adheres to the natural diet of the pre-pork period.
177	* ImpaledWithExtremePrejudice:
178	--> '''Impale,''' ''v.t.'' In popular usage, to pierce with any weapon which remains fixed in the wound. This, however, is inaccurate; to impale is, properly, to put to death by thrusting an upright sharp stake into the body, the victim being left in a sitting position. This was a common mode of punishment among many of the nations of antiquity, and is still in high favor in China and other parts of Asia. Down to the beginning of the fifteenth century it was widely employed in "churching" heretics and schismatics. Wolecraft calls it the "stoole of repentynge," and among the common people it was jocularly known as "riding the one legged horse." Ludwig Salzmann informs us that in Thibet impalement is considered the most appropriate punishment for crimes against religion; and although in China it is sometimes awarded for secular offences, it is most frequently adjudged in cases of sacrilege. To the person in actual experience of impalement it must be a matter of minor importance by what kind of civil or religious dissent he was made acquainted with its discomforts; but doubtless he would feel a certain satisfaction if able to contemplate himself in the character of a weather-cock on the spire of the True Church.
179	* ItsAllAboutMe: When introducing the letter "I":
180	-->'''I''' is the first letter of the alphabet, the first word of the language, the first thought of the mind, the first object of affection.
181	* JesusWasWayCool: Based on his definition of '''Christian''' and the poem attached, Bierce seemed to have this view of Jesus, despite his antipathy towards UsefulNotes/{{Christianity}}:
182	-->'''Christian''', ''n''. One who follows the teachings of Christ in so far as they are not inconsistent with a life of sin.
183	-->''Then I saw gazing thoughtfully below\
184	With tranquil face, upon that holy show\
185	A tall, spare figure [[LightIsGood in a robe of white,\
186	Whose eyes diffused a melancholy light]].\
187	“God keep you, stranger,” I exclaimed. “You are\
188	No doubt (your habit shows it) from afar;\
189	And I yet entertain the hope that you,\
190	Like these good people are a Christian too.”\
191	He raised his eyes and with a look so stern\
192	It made me with a thousand blushes burn\
193	Replied – his manner with disdain was spiced:\
194	"What! I a Christian? No, indeed! I'm Christ."''
195	* KickTheDog
196	-->'''Cat''', ''n''. A soft, indestructible automaton provided by nature to be kicked when things go wrong in the domestic circle.
197	* LanguageEqualsThought:
198	--> '''Belladonna''', ''n.'' In Italian a beautiful lady; in English a deadly poison. A striking example of the essential identity of the two tongues.
199	* LightningCanDoAnything:
200	-->'''Electricity''', ''n''. The power that causes all natural phenomena not known to be caused by something else.
201	* ManInAKilt:
202	-->'''Kilt''', ''n''. A costume sometimes worn by Scotchmen in America and Americans in Scotland.
203	* MindScrew: In his definition of "Ubiquity", he writes "In recent times ubiquity has not always been understood—not even by Sir Boyle Roche, for example, [[InsaneTrollLogic who held that a man cannot be in two places at once unless he is a bird."]]. Yes, Roche really said that, if not in those exact words. And no, it [[MakesJustAsMuchSenseInContext didn't make any more sense then either.]]
204	* MyFriendsAndZoidberg:
205	** Man "multiplies with such insistent rapidity as to infest the whole habitable earth and Canada".
206	** From the entry on Trial:
207	--> In our day the accused is usually a human being, or a socialist, but in medieval times, animals, fishes, reptiles and insects were brought to trial.
208	* {{Nepotism}}:
209	-->'''Deputy''', ''n''. A male relative of an office-holder, or of his bondsman.
210	* NeverSayDie
211	-->'''Die''', ''n''. The singular of "dice". We seldom hear the word, because there is a prohibitory proverb, "Never say die". At long intervals, however, some one says: "The die is cast", which is not true, for it is cut. [...]
212	* NewFriendEnvy:
213	-->'''Antipathy''', ''n''. The sentiment inspired by one's friend's friend.
214	* OverlyLongGag: The definition of infidel clearly follows this trope.
215	* {{Parody}}: Of the ''dictionary'' of all things.
216	* PoliceBrutality:
217	--> '''Riot''', ''n.'' A popular entertainment given to the military by innocent bystanders.
218	* PredationIsNatural: Bierce’s definition of '''Edible''' suggests this, with a “[[WesternAnimation/TheLionKing1994 circle of life]]” spin to it.
219	-->'''Edible''', ''adj''. Good to eat, and wholesome to digest, as a worm to a toad, a toad to a snake, a snake to a pig, a pig to a man, and a man to a worm.
220	* ProtagonistCenteredMorality: Several of the definitions fall into this category:
221	-->'''Bigot''', ''n''. One who is obstinately and zealously attached to an opinion that you do not entertain.\
222	'''Calamity''', ''n''. Are of two kinds: misfortune to ourselves, and good fortune to others.\
223	'''Callous''', ''n''. Gifted with great fortitude to bear the evils afflicting another.\
224	'''Commendation''', ''n''. The tribute we pay to achievements that resemble, but do not equal, our own.\
225	'''Egotist''', ''n''. A person of low taste, more interested in himself than in me.
226	* {{Realpolitik}}
227	-->'''Contempt''', ''n''. The feeling of a prudent man for an enemy who is too formidable safely to be opposed.
228	* RemonstratingWithAGun
229	--> '''Admonition''', ''n.'' Gentle reproof, as with a meat-axe. Friendly warning.
230	* TheResenter:
231	-->'''Congratulation''', ''n''. The civility of envy.
232	* RhymesOnADime: Most of his poems.
233	--> '''Rime''', ''n.'' Agreeing sounds in the terminals of verse, mostly bad. The verses themselves, as distinguished from prose, mostly dull. Usually (and wickedly) spelled "rhyme."
234	* SarcasmFailure: The comment for Riches:
235	--> '''Riches''', ''n.''
236	--->A gift from Heaven signifying, "This is my beloved son, in whom I am well pleased."
237	---->[[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/John_D._Rockefeller John D. Rockefeller]]
238	--->The reward of toil and virtue.
239	---->[[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/J._P._Morgan J.P. Morgan]]
240	--->The savings of many in the hands of one.
241	----> [[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Eugene_V._Debs Eugene Debs]]
242	--> To these excellent definitions the inspired lexicographer feels that he can add nothing of value.
243	* SarcasticClapping:
244	-->'''Applause''', ''n''. The echo of a platitude.
245	* ScrewTheRulesIHaveMoney
246	-->'''Impunity''', ''n''. Wealth.
247	* [[InvokedTrope ]]ShrugOfGod
248	-->'''Hug''', ''v. very a''. To——to——What the devil does it mean, anyhow?
249	* SlidingScaleOfIdealismVersusCynicism: Need we even say which side it falls on? Also incredible is the sheer number of {{Take That}}s, satirical jabs, and [[SillyRabbitIdealismIsForKids general fuck-yous it aims at the other end]].
250	* SpoofAesop: The messages are intentionally negative and deeply cynical, e.g. marriage is a form of mutual slavery, religious people are all hypocrites etc. [[invoked]]
251	* SqueamishAboutSlaughter: His definition of '''Carnivorous''' suggests that Bierce might feel this way (not surprising if so, as he'd been in some of the bloodiest Civil War battles, and is widely thought to have [[ShellShockedVeteran suffered PTSD]] as a result).
252	-->'''Carnivorous''', ''adj''. Addicted to the cruelty of devouring the timorous vegetarian, his heirs and assigns.
253	* SuccubiAndIncubi:
254	--> '''Incubus,''' ''n.'': One of a race of highly improper demons who, though probably not wholly extinct, may be said to have seen their best nights. For a complete account of incubi and succubi, including incubae and succubae, see the ''Liber Demonorum of Protassus (Paris, 1328)'', which contains much curious information that would be out of place in a dictionary intended as a text-book for the public schools.\
255	Victor Hugo relates that in the Channel Islands Satan himself -- tempted more than elsewhere by the beauty of the women, doubtless -- sometimes plays at incubus, greatly to the inconvenience and alarm of the good dames who wish to be loyal to their marriage vows, generally speaking. A certain lady applied to the parish priest to learn how they might, in the dark, distinguish the hardy intruder from their husbands. The holy man said they must feel his brow for [[CuckoldHorns horns]]; [[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sign_of_the_horns#Offensive_gesture but Hugo is ungallant enough to hint a doubt of the efficacy of the test.]]
256	* TakeAThirdOption: Whenever confronted with two opposing worldviews (atheism and Christianity, communism and capitalism, rationalism and mysticism) Bierce typically heaped scorn on both.
257	* TakeThat: At Romanticism in general, but especially vicious against concepts of love and faith. For example, this very specific target:
258	-->'''Incompossible''', ''n''. Unable to exist if something else exists. Two things are incompossible when the world of being has scope enough for one of them, but not enough for both -- as Creator/WaltWhitman's poetry and God's mercy to man. [...]
259	* TakeThatCritics:
260	--> '''Imbecility,''' '' n.'' A kind of divine inspiration, or sacred fire affecting censorious critics of this dictionary.
261	* TropesInShiningArmor
262	-->'''Armor''', ''n''. The kind of clothing worn by a man whose tailor is a blacksmith.
263	* UngratefulBastard:
264	--> '''Ingrate,''' '', n.'' One who receives a benefit from another, or is otherwise an object of charity.
265	--->"All men are ingrates," sneered the cynic. "Nay,"\
266	The good philanthropist replied;\
267	"I did great service to a man one day\
268	Who never since has cursed me to repay,\
269	Nor vilified."\
270	\
271	"Ho!" cried the cynic, "lead me to him straight --\
272	With veneration I am overcome,\
273	And fain would have his blessing." "Sad your fate --\
274	He cannot bless you, for I grieve to state\
275	This man is dumb."
276	* ViewersAreGeniuses: You need to be ''very'' well-educated in order to understand all the entries.
277	** There are several puns in Latin.
278	** Bierce makes a reference to the croaking chorus of ''The Frogs'' by Creator/{{Aristophanes}}. (Yes, the one referenced in the MajorGeneralSong.)
279	* WhiteMansBurden: Mocked with "aboriginals".
280	-->Persons of little worth found cumbering the soil of a newly discovered country. They soon cease to cumber; [[WouldBeRudeToSayGenocide they fertilize]].
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