Line #44 Literature/TheDecameron


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2	[[caption-width-right:1000:''A Tale from the Decameron'' by John William Waterhouse, 1916]]
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4	->''"And she, who had lain with eight men maybe ten thousand times, lay down with him as a virgin and made him believe that such she was, and lived for a long time happily as his queen. Hence the saying, 'A mouth that's kissed is not undone, but rises newly like the moon'."''
5	-->-- '''Panfilo''', from ''The Decameron'', Second Day: Seventh Story
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7	''The Decameron'' is a classic work of UsefulNotes/{{Ital\|y}}ian literature, written [[TheLateMiddleAges c. 1350-53]] by Creator/GiovanniBoccaccio.
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9	In the midst of TheBlackDeath, ten wealthy young Florentines--three men and seven women--decamp to a countryside villa with their retinue, and pass their days in storytelling, an attempt to reclaim a world that everywhere is dying. Over ten days they tell a hundred stories between them, full of generous aristocrats, clever tricks, {{toilet humor}}, lustful women, wicked churchmen and lots of illicit sex. Boccaccio himself steps out from the shadows twice (once in the introduction to the fourth day, once in the epilogue) to deliver impassioned, hilarious, [[SelfDeprecation self-deprecating]], and (in the case of the epilogue) incredibly obscene defenses of his work.
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11	Famous stories include:
12	* Day 1, story 1: Ciapelletto, a notoriously wicked Italian AmoralAttorney and scoundrel who has been a murderer, forger, perjurer, and DepravedHomosexual (among many other things), falls terminally ill while on business in UsefulNotes/{{Belgium}}, where almost absolutely no-one knows him. His slightly less evil companions bring a monk from a nearby convent to hear his confessions and give him last rites. Ciappelletto proceeds to tell him the most ridiculous lies about his life and how holy he's been the whole time, while pretending to repent over venial sins. The monk, fooled by this feigned display of piety, gives a sermon on his life, and everyone reveres Ciapelletto as [[VillainWithGoodPublicity a saint and attributes miracles to him.]]
13	* Day 1, story 2: A Jew converts to Catholicism after seeing the corruption of UsefulNotes/{{Rome}}, reasoning that if Christianity can last and still spread even when its hierarchy is so sinful, the Holy Spirit must be its foundation.
14	* Day 3, story 1: Masetto da Lamporecchio feigns to be dumb to win a seat as a gardener in a convent. He ends up having sex with all of the nuns.
15	* Day 3, story 10: Long considered the most obscene and was censored or removed in translations for a significant period.[[note]]A non-Christian Tunisian girl (whether she is Jewish or Muslim is unclear and is in any case unimportant to the story) converts to Christianity as she hears the happiest way of life is to serve God. She travels far to find a monastery to teach her the ways of God but is rejected as it is feared that monks might lust after her. Eventually, she finds a young hermit to teach her and as he is overcome with lust for the beautiful girl, he thinks of a way to sleep with her. Long story short, the hermit calls his cock "the Devil" and her pussy "Hell", and he teaches her how to put the Devil back into Hell. She enjoys it so much she tires the hermit out and marries someone who doesn't subsist on limited food.[[/note]]
16	* Day 4, story 5: Lisabetta and the lowly Lorenzo love each other in secret, but her three brothers find out, lure Lorenzo away, and kill him. He appears to her in a dream and leads her to where his body is buried, and she cuts off his head and hides it in a jar of earth where she plants basil. Her brothers note her obsession with the jar and steal it away, and she dies of grief.
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18	''Film/VirginTerritory'' is loosely based on some of its tales, as is ''Film/TheLittleHours''.
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20	!!Tropes in ''The Decameron'' include:
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22	* AbsenceMakesTheHeartGoYonder: Girolamo, after two years, comes back to find his lover married to another man, and she completely forgot about him. [[spoiler: He dies after failing to win her back and she dies from remorse.]]
23	* AccidentalPornomancer: Alatiel becomes the sex slave or the wife of eight men before being reunited with her fiancé. (Day 2, story 7)
24	* AllWomenAreLustful: Masetto states "While farmers generally allow one rooster for ten hens, ten men are scarcely sufficient to service one woman" after he manages to sleep with every single nun in the convent. (Day 3, story 1) In general, the theme that women need sex, and if you don't sleep with your wife it's your own fault if she takes a lover, crops up a ''lot''.
25	* AnAesop: All the stories end with some kind of lesson. However, some of them fall into other categories, like CaptainObviousAesop or SpoofAesop.
26	* ArsonMurderAndJaywalking: Ciapelletto's ListOfTransgressions includes blasphemy, sacrilege, inciting violence, and many felonies such as assault, robbery, and murder, but concludes by noting that he's known to use loaded dice.
27	* BedTrick: Frequently, and with many different outcomes - a woman is tricked into having an affair with another man and decides she prefers him to her husband (Day 3, story 6); a woman tricks a suitor into having sex with a maid and humiliates him (Day 8, story 4); a case of mistaken identity makes a woman think quickly to come up with a cover story (Day 9, story 6); a palace worker impersonates the king, sleeps with his wife and gets away with it [[ItMakesSenseInContext by shaving the heads of the palace staff]] (Day 3, story 2); a man, as a [[IWantMyBelovedToBeHappy favour to his love-sick best friend,]] tricks his fiancée into consummating a union with the latter instead (Day 10, story 8).
28	* BlackComedyRape: Apparently, [[AllWomenAreLustful Alibech]] [[DoubleStandardRapeFemaleOnMale does this to Rustico]] in (Day 3, story 10).
29	* BlasphemousBoast: (Day 1, story 6) has a drunken man claim that his wine is "good enough for Christ himself."
30	* BrainlessBeauty:
31	** Cesca (Day 6, story 8) is told not to look at her face in the mirror lest she sees nasty folk.
32	** Lisetta da Quirino (Day 4, story 2) is easily fooled by Friar Alberto, who claims that he's the Archangel Gabriel so he can sleep with her.
33	** Cimone before falling in love with Iphigenia (Day 5, story 1).
34	%%* BuriedAlive: (Day 3, story 8), (Day 10, story 4).
35	* ButtMonkey: Calandrino is a recurring character, and in every story where he appears, he ends up falling for some ridiculous prank played on him by his "friends." He never sees through their plans, since his intelligence is so low that he might trip on it.
36	* CartwrightCurse: Alatiel. Six of her eight lovers die (often being murdered one after the other). (Day 2, story 7)
37	* CorruptChurch: Very frequently referenced in his stories. Perhaps the most famous example is the story of Abraham, a Jew, converting to the Christian faith despite '''AND''' because of the corruption he witnessed firsthand, saying that any organization that has managed to withstand this much corruption for so long must have the Holy Spirit holding it together.
38	* CoveredInGunge: Day 8, story 9 has Bruno and Buffalmacco cast a physician named Simone into a filthy ditch and leave him there.
39	%%* DeadPersonConversation: (Day 7, story 10)
40	* DeathByDespair: [[spoiler:Girolamo and his lover die after he discovers that AbsenceMakesTheHeartGoYonder.]]
41	%%* DepravedHomosexual: Ciapelletto (Day 1, story 1); Pietro (Day 5, story 10).
42	* DidIMentionItsChristmas: (Day 7, story 5) is set on Christmas Day and involves a husband who is suspicious about his wife.
43	* DirtyOldMonk: At ''least'' half of all clergymen in the stories are also shameless leches.
44	* DistinguishingMark: Teodoro is recognized by a strawberry-shaped birthmark (Day 5, story 7).
45	* DomesticAbuse:
46	** According to Day 9, story 9, beating your wife will scare her into submission.
47	** A less sympathetic example of a domestic abuser would be Calandrino in (Day 8, story 3). In it, he collects stones. As soon as his wife catches him in their house, he beats her up until she is black and blue! Boccaccio points out that in this instance, he is more at fault than she because he did not warn her beforehand.
48	* DownerEnding: The theme for Day 4 is that a character ends up suffering misfortune, although the second tale has a comedic tone and the person who suffers is an AssholeVictim.
49	* DreamingOfThingsToCome:
50	** (Day 4, story 6): Andreuola dreams that a dark and terrible thing is clutching at her lover Gabriotto. [[spoiler: The next day, Gabriotto dies in Andreuola's arms]].
51	** (Day 9, story 7) has a man named Talano d'Imolese dream that his wife is attacked by a savage wolf. He tries to warn her, but she ignores him. [[SelfFulfillingProphecy The dream comes true]].
52	* DudeShesLikeInAComa: Messer Gentile hugs and kisses his lover's corpse, just to find out her heart is still beating. (Day 10, story 4).
53	* ExactWords: Ciapelletto doesn't have to lie when the monk asks him whether he has ever fornicated with women...
54	* ExtremeLibido: Alibech develops this shortly after having sex with Rustico, to the point of tiring him out.
55	* FarEast: The story of Mithridanes and Nathan (Day 10, story 3) takes place in "Cathay,"[[note]]What Europeans called China during Boccaccio's lifetime[[/note]] a little bit outside the capital (probably Khanbaliq, i.e., UsefulNotes/{{Beijing}}).
56	* FateWorseThanDeath: A lady rejected her knight suitor and rejoiced when he killed himself. She's sentenced to be hunted and killed by him, eaten by his dogs and brought back to life every Friday for the same amount of years than the months she was cruel to him. This frightens Nastagio's love so much she finally agrees to marry him. (Day 5, story 8)
57	* FemaleMisogynist: The female storytellers. They start off planning their trip out of Florence by saying that they have to bring some men along because as women, they're too fickle, silly, and quarrelsome to make it on their own. It is Emilia who narrates the infamous "Salomon and the Bridge" tale (Day 9, story 9), about the necessity of beating your wife brutally to make her show complete obedience.
58	* FlatCharacter: The ten storytellers. Or so many readers think; some scholars think there's a lot more to them than meets the eye.
59	* FramingDevice: A group of wealthy young men and women pass the time by sharing stories while waiting out the Black Death in a deserted country villa.
60	* HappilyEverAfter: The theme for Day 5 is that a pair of lovers survive calamities or misfortunes and attain a state of happiness.
61	* HistoricalDomainCharacter: A lot of the people in the stories are historical figures- most of the time, they are merchants/aristocrats who were contemporaries of Boccaccio, but there are also some figures who are well-known today, such as the painter Giotto.
62	* HormoneAddledTeenager: Surprised? The storytellers are all in their late teens or early-to-mid twenties. They are essentially unsupervised. An inordinate proportion of the stories either involve sex or hint strongly at sex. And there is much {{subtext}} indicating that each of the three guys is trying to get into at least one of the girls' pants (or in Dioneo's case, it would appear that he's trying to get into all of their pants). So no wonder there's so much fucking in the stories.
63	* HorribleJudgeOfCharacter: It is very clear that Ciapelletto is a man who lived a criminal life, even lying about having lived a life of sanctity and faking contrition for his sins when confessing to the friar. However, the friar is completely hoodwinked, and he goes on to preach about Ciapelleto's supposed sanctity.
64	* HypocriticalHumor: Day 9, Story 2 is about an abbess who was awakened at night with a report that one of her nuns harbors a lover. She catches the girl red-handed, assembles everyone, and starts lecturing her about what a terrible and unforgivable sin this is... until the nun politely points out that upon being woken up, the abbess put on her head not the required headdress, but [[SexDressed her own night guest's pants]]. The abbess hurries to change the tone of her lecture to one of forgiveness and the difficulties of resisting temptation.
65	* ICallHimMisterHappy: Rustico's "The Devil" and Alibech's "Hell" in Day 3, story 10.
66	* IncompatibleOrientation: Pietro, a DepravedHomosexual whose wife is pretty much TheBeard. (Day 5, story 10). Pietro's wife ends up sharing her lover with him.
67	* InWhichATropeIsDescribed: The tales' titles consist of brief summaries of their plots.
68	%%* IWantMyBelovedToBeHappy: (Day 10, Story 4); (Day 10, story 6); (Day 10, story 8)
69	%%* KarmaHoudini: In some stories.
70	%%* KingIncognito: The princess in (Day 2, story 3), Saladin in (Day 10, story 9)
71	* MagicalJew: The novel was written during UsefulNotes/TheRenaissance, when this trope was common, and features two characters of this type. First, there is the wise Jew Abraham who travels to the Vatican and criticizes the corruption there, essentially becoming [[TakeThat the author's mouthpiece]]. Second, there is the Jewish money lender Melchisedech, who is asked by a Sultan which of the three Abrahamic religions (Judaism, Christianity, or Islam) is true, and [[ProverbialWisdom answers with a parable]] about the three rings, one of which is precious and the other two are fake, but nobody knows which is which.
72	* MaliciousMisnaming: (Day 4, story 2) in which Pampinea, who tells the story, refers to [[BrainlessBeauty Lisetta]] as, among other things, "Lady Numbskull," "Lady Birdbrain," and "Lady Noodle."
73	* MisterSeahorse: Calandrino is the victim of an attempt by his two friends to believe he's pregnant. [[TheDitz It works--he's just that stupid]]. Then he buys an expensive medicine to abort. (Day 9, story 3)
74	* NationalStereotypes: Several stories note stereotypes associated with various Italian regions. For instance, people from Sienna were supposedly stupid and all Venetians are greedy and corrupt (because UsefulNotes/{{Venice}} was a rival of Boccaccio's city-state, UsefulNotes/{{Florence}}).
75	* NaughtyNuns: In a couple of the stories. One story from night 9 contains a nun having sex with her lover, being discovered by the abbess who just had sex with her own lover (as evidenced by her accidentally wearing his pants, and not her habit, on her head).
76	* NotIfTheyEnjoyedItRationalization: Every time someone (both genders) rapes somebody or impersonates a spouse or a lover to have sex with somebody else, you can expect the story to try to make the fact that the victim enjoyed it work as a justification.
77	* OutGambitted: It happens to some of the characters (e.g., Tofano in Day 7, story 4 is outwitted by his own wife).
78	* PleaseKillMeIfItSatisfiesYou: Nathan is willing to be killed by his rival. (Day 10, story 3)
79	* {{Polyamory}}: After sleeping with each other's wives, two men agree to share them freely. (Day 8, Story 8)
80	* RewardedAsATraitorDeserves: Ciuriaci, after killing his master the prince of Morea on the Duke of Athens' orders. (Day 2, story 7)
81	* SamusIsAGirl: The abbot is the princess of England (Day 2, story 3), Sicurano the sailor (Day 2, story 9).
82	* SecretTestOfCharacter: For years, the Marquis of Saluzzo tests his wife's patience and obedience by mistreating her, pretending to kill both their children and dump her for a twelve-year-old girl. (Day 10, Story 10)
83	* SexDressed: The abbess in Day 9, Story 2 unwittingly put on her night guest's pants instead of her veil upon hearing that one of the nuns has a lover. The nun who was caught points this out to the abbess as she scolded her.
84	* SexySoakedShirt: Day 10, story 6. The twin daughters of Messer Neri degli Uberti, dressed demurely in white dresses, go fully clothed into their father's fishing pool to catch fish for a banquet Messer Neri is hosting for King [[HistoricalDomainCharacter Charles I the Old]][[note]]He wasn't especially old, but he did win his crown at about 40; this story is set at most a few years after the 1266 Battle of Benevento that put him on the throne[[/note]] of Naples and his court. The king and his courtiers[[note]]Including his chief advisor, who for history nerds was the son of [[UsefulNotes/BritishPoliticalSystem Simon]] [[UsefulNotes/HenryTheThird de Montfort]][[/note]] were charmed by the girls when they walked in from the house, but absolutely captivated once they emerged from the water.
85	-->''On seeing that the fish had been cooked, the girls emerged from the pool, their fishing done, with their thin white dresses clinging to their flesh so as to conceal almost nothing of their dainty bodies.... The King, the Count, and the others who were waiting upon him had been eying the girls most attentively, and each of them had secretly much admired their beauty and shapeliness, as well as their charm and impeccable manners, but it was upon the King that they made the deepest impression. Indeed, he had studied every part of their bodies as they emerged from the water, that if anyone had pinched him at that moment he would not have noticed.''
86	* SpoofAesop: The final story of Day 10, which is about the wonders of magnanimity, tells the tale of Griselda, a woman so patient and generous that she smilingly puts up with her husband apparently ''murdering their children'', and who only ever requests of him that he not kick her out of their house naked. It turns out her husband was only testing her and she gets everything back because she was so "magnanimous" as to never tell him what a colossal asshole he was being...but the absolute over-the-top horror of what she's willing to go through is clearly meant to be ridiculous, and Dioneo caps off the story by saying Griselda is unrealistic and it would've served her husband right if she dumped him and got a new lover instead.
87	%%* StockholmSyndrome: (Day 2, story 7), (Day 2, story 10).
88	%%* SoBeautifulItsACurse: Alatiel (Day 2, story 7).
89	* SuicideByCop: Attempted by Gisippe accusing himself of a murder he did not commit (Day 10, story 8).
90	* SympatheticAdulterer: Lots of them, generally involving a woman cheating on a much older husband and it often the case that the woman is an ImpoverishedPatrician and the husband a NouveauRiche.
91	* TakeThat: Boccaccio really hated corrupt clergymen. And Venetians. There is story after story after story of corrupt or hypocritical clergymen, who fool around like rock stars while pretending to keep their vows of celibacy.
92	* ThoseTwoGuys: Bruno and Buffalmacco in (Day 8, story 3), (Day 8, story 9), and (Day 9, story 3) are two pranksters who outwit such buffoons as Calandrino and Simone.
93	%%* ToiletHumour
94	* UnusualEuphemism: "Putting the Devil back into Hell" (Day 3, story 10). This is why this tale was not translated in earlier English translations of the Decameron.
95	* VillainWithGoodPublicity: The friar gives a sermon about Ciapelletto's supposed sanctity, completely unaware that the latter feigned contrition for his sins.
96	* VillainProtagonist: Ciapelletto (Day 1, story 1) is a ConsummateLiar, Friar Alberto (Day 4, story 2) is an AssholeVictim, and Cimon (Day 5, story 1) kidnaps the woman he loves.
97	* ViolenceReallyIsTheAnswer: (Day 9, story 9) teaches that you must beat your wife if she is obstinate. Ouch!
98	%%* VirginityMakesYouStupid: Alibech (Day 3, story 10).
99	* WearingItAllWrong: Day 9, Story 2 is about an abbess who was woken up at night with a report that one of her nuns harbors a lover. She catches the girl red-handed, assembles everyone, and starts lecturing her about what a terrible and unforgivable sin this is... until the nun politely points out that upon being woken up, the abbess put on her head not the required headdress, but [[SexDressed her own night guest's pants]]. The abbess hurries to change the tone of her lecture to one of forgiveness and the difficulties of resisting temptation.
100	%%* WhatHappenedToTheMouse: Folco and Ninetta (Day 4, story 3).
101	* AWizardDidIt: An Eden garden in winter (Day 10, story 5) and teleportation of a man from Saladin's palace to Pavia (Day 10, story 9).
102	* WretchedHive: At least, that's how Boccaccio views Venice, "where the scum of the earth can always find a welcome." (Day 4, story 2)
103	* YouHaveWaitedLongEnough: Torello arrives just in time when his wife is about to remarried after he had been declared dead (Day 10, story 9).

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