Line #27 Literature/KillTimeOrDieTrying


1	''Kill time or die trying'' is an acerbic comedy by Neil T Stacey, based on real events at a South African university. It is the chronicle of a society called WARP (War-games And Role-Play) which harbours the geeks and lunatics on campus. It is notable as the first book to use the literary device of beginning each chapter with a facebook status from a main character. Stacey uses this ostensibly to solidify chronology and conveniently establish characterisation, but mostly it's just a neat way of including jokes.
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3	The book follows a naive and nerdy freshman at the University of Witwatersrand. He is initially lost amongst the bureaucratic indifference of a large university, and finds a second home in the club-room of WARP. On his arrival at WARP, Jamie is (permanently) renamed to Brad by an older club-member, and initially acts as a passive observer to the antics of WARP, which turns out to be anything but a stereotypical group of timid nerds.
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5	The book is written with an obvious fondness for the subject matter and the characters, which is to be expected considering that Stacey is himself a geek and a longtime member of WARP.
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7	A prequel titled ‘‘The How and Why of Hating Everyone’’is in development.
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10	!!This book contains examples of:
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12	* ASimplePlan: Several over the course of the book. Elaborate schemes are WARP's mainstay, but straightforward plans are employed when things are really serious, and they very rarely go over as planned.
13	-->'''Brad:''' When in doubt, escalate.
14	* ApatheticTeacher: Professor Proust instructs his class to read one hundred pages of any textbook for homework, and then dismisses them.
15	* AbsurdlyPowerfulStudentCouncil: Averted. The Student Council is mostly impotent and ineffectual.
16	* TheAce: Evan is just generally cooler and more capable than the other main characters. He's also one of few central characters to make it through university without failing at least one year. Interestingly, he's the TagAlongKid in the prequel.
17	* AncientConspiracy: While there's an elected executive committee that should theoretically run WARP, there's also a self-proclaimed 'Shadow Council' of older members that makes the actual decisions, including who gets put on the executive. While this group call themselves this mostly as a joke, they actually do fit the trope surprisingly well, since many people spend their entire university careers as members of WARP without ever being aware of them.
18	* BasedOnATrueStory: The author estimates the book to be around 60% factual, with the remaining 40% being composite characters, condensed events, and things that ''should'' have happened. Notable also in that author is a character in the book. A fun game for your first read is to try spot which one without cheating and looking at the back material.
19	* BavarianFireDrill: Allan's go-to strategy for getting lunch. On a campus with 25 000 students, there's always a catered event somewhere.
20	* BerserkButton Don't mention Bernard's bald spot.
21	* BigManOnCampus:
22	** By the end of the book, Brad is gradually turning into this. [[spoiler: He's president of WARP, he's gotten into good shape, he got the girl and he's one of the few WARP members to be legitimately likable to outsiders. He even brings up his academic performance quite considerably.]]
23	** Evan is this to some degree; not only is he the coolest guy in WARP, he has some degree of mainstream popularity
24	* BirthdayHater: Nathan. Then again, he also hates Christmas, Easter and St. Patrick's day.
25	* BrickJoke:
26	** Bernard's data-capture job in Senate House
27	** Nathan's pants
28	** Ari often shows up to events that Nathan was invited to. This is because Nathan gave out Ari's number instead of his own, to avoid people hassling him.
29	* BuffySpeak
30	--->'''Evan:''' Hey Brad, come with me to the uh…outside. We need to uh…go there.
31	* ButtMonkey:
32	** Ari, whose phone number Nathan gives out instead of his own in order to avoid people hassling him (see RunningGag below), and whose real name was used without his permission.
33	** Tarryn seems to take a genuine interest in Nathan's well-being; if anything, this seems to offend and in return he treats her terribly.
34	* CatchPhrase:
35	** Gregg responds to anything strange by saying 'Normal', in deadpan.
36	** In the prequel the group have one in their collective war-cry: 'Bad idea? How bad?'.
37	* CloudCuckooLander:
38	** Bernard.
39	--->'''Nathan:''' Bernard's only interaction with reality is gravitational in nature.
40	** Evan attempts to pick up women at a bar while wearing a replica ''Anime/DragonBallZ'' scouter. He succeeds.
41	** Nathan has elements of this as well, when his ComedicSociopath tendencies are dormant. He occasionally hides in the (tiny) club-room fridge waiting for an opportunity to burst out and say something dramatic.
42	%%%** Melvyn
43	* ComedicSociopath: Most of the main cast are somewhere between this and VitriolicBestBuds.
44	** Nathan stands out in particular
45	--->'''Nathan:''' "Baby skin isn't as soft as people say. That, or this rug is a fake."
46	* DeadpanSnarker: Most of the characters, to some extent. Nathan stands out in particular.
47	* EnsembleDarkHorse: Ari. Despite being a minor side character who is typically only present by accident, he is possibly the most popular character
48	* FunnyBackgroundEvent:
49	** Seth spending a whole scene assembling a triple-beam balance to count signup sheets by weighing them. Kevin counted the sheets in a few seconds while Seth was still busy.
50	** After a night's heavy drinking, Evan and Brad accidentally leave Ari locked inside Brad's house while they go to the university.
51	** When asked to help run the recruitment stall at orientation week, Nathan makes the excuse that he can't because his pants are glued to his chair. When Melvin walks into the club-room the next day he asks "who glued a pair of pants to this chair?"
52	* HeroOfAnotherStory: Although normally only seen in the form of FunnyBackgroundEvent, Matt seems to have experiences paralleling Brad's, with Nathan acting as the CynicalMentor, much as James does for Brad. This is often used to show that James isn't so bad after all by offering the contrast of Nathan's far harsher treatment of Matt.
53	* HeroicBSOD:
54	** Bernard has one when [[spoiler: the university takes away WARP's club-room. To be fair, for Bernard this verges on losing his home.]]
55	** James has one when someone points out that he hasn't really been noticeably more successful in life than Bernard.
56	* HotBlooded: Evan. Overly competitive, hyperactive and the originator of the groups crazier schemes.
57	* InSeriesNickname: The main character, Jamie, is called Brad by everyone at WARP. The name was chosen arbitrarily when he walked into the door. Kevin's real name is rarely mentioned in the book, it's implied that it's a typical Indian name. There are also instances of characters nicknamed for characteristics, such as Indy, which is short for indecisive.
58	* LimitedSocialCircle: Most WARP members have few, if any, friends outside the club.
59	* LocalHangout: The WARP clubroom is pretty much a second home for most of the main characters, some of whom even sleep there occasionally.
60	* MacGuffin: Seth's lost character sheet.
61	* NoodleIncident: The time James called the cops on Nathan. And the time Seth called the cops on Nathan.
62	* OnceASeason: Each new academic year is heralded by someone asking 'Who failed what, and how bad?'
63	* OnlySaneMan: Brad initially, but it doesn't last.
64	* RunningGag:
65	** Nathan gives people Ari's number instead of his own to avoid getting hassled.
66	** "Wait, who's Melvyn?"
67	* ThePlan: Elaborate schemes are a pastime of WARP. Perhaps the most insane is a scheme to steal a girl's urine for a pregnancy test. [[spoiler: WordOfGod says that in real life, this plan didn't get off the ground]].
68	-->'''Ari:''' Try everything you can think of. Take credit for whatever works.
69	* ShoutOut: Numerous. Being a book about geeks, there are a litany of references to movies, games, anime, tv-shows and even this very website.
70	** After losing at Guitar Hero, Brad announces that [[Film/ThePrincessBride he is not left handed]], and switches hands in between songs. He is left-handed after all, so HilarityEnsues.
71	** Several to Anime/TengenToppaGurrenLagann
72	-->'''Evan:''' A man's stomach knows no limits!
73	-->'''Bernard:''' A true [[TabletopGame/{{Warhammer 40000}} Necron]] never dies, even when he is killed!
74	* SoapboxSadie: Tarryn. As a feminist she can come across as overbearing in the context of a club full of geeks.
75	-->'''Tarryn Park:''' 'Slut' is how we vilify a woman for exercising her right to say yes. 'Friendzone' is how we vilify a woman for exercising her right to say no.
76	-->'''Nathan Hillary:''' 'Fat' is how vilify a woman for not exercising at all.
77	* SnowballLie: When a cute girl confuses WARP with the totally separate War-Games club, Brad doesn't correct her since it didn't seem to matter at the time. When it turns out that she's in another club that's right next to the actual War-Games club, Brad is driven to greater and greater lengths to cover up the lie.
78	* WithFriendsLikeThese: One of the main activities of WARP members is sniping at one another constantly.

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