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| 10 | {{Lethal Chef}}s in Video Games. |
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| 12 | * In ''VideoGame/AdventureBarStory'' and its sequel, ''VideoGame/AdventureBarLabyrinth'', Kamerina is a terrible cook, so her sister Siela (the main character of the first game, who can [[SupremeChef whip up almost anything you ask her to]]) asks her to man the front desk and stay out of the kitchen. |
| 13 | * In ''VideoGame/AssassinsCreedIVBlackFlag'', Shaun spends his time undercover in Abstergo Entertainment as a barista. One of the employees, Jennifer Tam, disappears for a couple weeks which scares her coworker. Turns out it's TheFoodPoisoningIncident, that she blames on Shaun's coffee. In ''VideoGame/AssassinsCreedSyndicate,'' Rebecca confirms in the logs that he can't make coffee for shit. |
| 14 | * Linca from ''VideoGame/AtelierAyeshaTheAlchemistOfDusk'' spent most of her life training to be a swordsman, but her awesome sword skills [[CripplingOverspecialization come at the expense of almost everything else]], ''especially'' cooking. In a SideQuest where Ayesha teaches her the basics of cooking, Linca somehow manages to turn a simple egg into a clump of dirt with a flag on it. She misinterprets the lessons she learned from Ayesha and winds up getting Marion (the woman Linca is bodyguarding) sick. |
| 15 | * ''Franchise/BlazBlue'': |
| 16 | ** [[BadassAdorable Noel Vermillion]] is an awful cook. The poor girl actually ''loves'' to cook and pours her heart and soul into every dish she makes, but her sense of taste and smell are so hideously bad that even the resident EldritchAbomination is knocked unconscious by her food. The only two people capable of eating her food are [[RuleOfFunny Hazama]] and ''Remix Heart'' character Mai Natsume, who tastes the "love" that Noel put into her food (which later becomes a recurring gag that she adores eating her food). Bang decided to eat her cooking despite its unpleasant appearance. He exploded. |
| 17 | --->(Description of Noel's cooking): "What that 'something' was defied description. It didn't sit on the plate so much as squat malevolently, hating all and being hated by all..." |
| 18 | ** A short story about pre-Terumi Ragna and Jin reveals that Saya is one as well. Her attempt at making raspberry jelly did the same thing to Ragna that Noel's cooking did in the aforementioned gag reel. [[spoiler:And by the way, Noel is something of a clone of Saya, which probably explains her terrible cooking.]] |
| 19 | ** In [[TheHero Ragna's]] Gag Reel in ''Centralfiction'' (in which he's wearing the [[LovePotion Spectacles of Eros]] yet again, so [[UnwantedHarem everyone]] tries to woo him ThroughHisStomach), it's revealed that [[BigBad Izanami]] is this as well, but since she's a goddess of death who [[BlueAndOrangeMorality genuinely thinks Death is a great thing that everyone should have]], she makes her food lethal [[InvokedTrope on purpose]] and sabotaged everyone else's food with hers. Also, her LiteralSplitPersonality relation to Noel means even [[SuperSenses Mai]] can't tell their cooking apart. |
| 20 | ** The gag continues in ''VideoGame/BlazBlueCrossTagBattle'', with post-combat commentary showing Ragna and Makoto turning Noel down whenever she offers to whip something up for them. Also, the Persona 4 girls are all playable, meaning we could see something hideous... [[CrossesTheLineTwice or hideously hilarious]]. Such as some curry made by Platinum, Yukiko and Noel in Episode UNIB. At least Yukiko is aware of the horror, but Noel is as clueless as ever. And then there's [[VideoGame/UnderNightInBIrth Hyde's]] description of said curry... |
| 21 | --->'''Hyde:''' (The pressure coursing out of this dish... It's as if the Hollow Night was simmered in a pot and served up on a plate...) |
| 22 | ** Labrys from the Episode Extra expansion shows a variation. She made a drink that looked perfectly fine... but when Yosuke tried it, the taste was absolutely vile. Some of the ingredients she added included ketchup and condensed milk. |
| 23 | ** Aigis is no different, making something that already looked absolutely inedible, even before it exploded when another liquid was added. Aigis assumed that looks didn't matter and wanted to make an 'impact' with her beverage. In fairness, Aigis is a RobotGirl who has no digestive system or ability to taste her food. |
| 24 | * ''VideoGame/BravelyDefault'': Edea Lee seems to have taken cooking ideas from Raine Sage of ''Tales of Symphonia''. A party chat after [[DirtyOldMan Sage Yulyana]] asks her to cook him a meal has her listing a few... unpleasant ideas. A party chat after [[BeCarefulWhatYouWishFor she caves in and makes him something]] reveals he left it for a dog. [[EvenTheRatsWontTouchIt Who left it for a cat]]. [[ExaggeratedTrope Who left it for a crow]]. As of ''VideoGame/BravelySecond'', she's been taking cooking lessons from [[KnightInShiningArmor Argent Heinkel]], and this trope no longer applies. |
| 25 | * ''VideoGame/BugFables'' has the same cooking mechanics as the early ''VideoGame/PaperMario'' games, so naturally the Mistakes come with it if you try to cook incompatible ingredients together. This time they can actually [[PoisonMushroom poison]] whoever eats it in addition to restoring a pitiful amount of TP, though you can avoid the poison if you eat it outside of battle. Furthermore, if you try cooking a Mistake you've already made, you'll make a Big Mistake, which brings your HPToOne like ''Paper Mario's'' Trial Stew and keeps the poison effect (which means unless the victim heals quickly, the "lethal" part is [[TimeDelayedDeath going to be literal]]). For good measure, the Big Mistake is [[CensoredForComedy pixellated]] a la the [[VideoGame/TheLegendOfZeldaBreathOfTheWild Dubious Food]]. |
| 26 | * Edna from ''VideoGame/{{Bully}}'' and her meals are disgusting. At best, she's smoking cigarettes over your typical MysteryMeat meals, and at worst, she's coughing and sneezing into rancid meat ''on purpose''. |
| 27 | * Aeon the chef in ''VideoGame/CastlevaniaOrderOfEcclesia'' is initially presented as this (his longest engagement was for ''three weeks''), but in the end he makes up for a subversion, since he CAN cook good meals (his miniquests unlock two of the best healing items in the game), he's just too much of a ditz to actually care for his customers or ''the taste'' of his food. He still acknowledges his faults and promises to become a better chef, though. |
| 28 | * The Servant/[[spoiler: Nagito Komaeda]] in ''VideoGame/DanganronpaAnotherEpisodeUltraDespairGirls'' tries to cook for the Warriors of Hope, making things like milkshakes out of ''rendered fat'' and sugar and a cake made of nothing but whipped cream and pinecones. Understandably, they're grossed out. |
| 29 | * ''VideoGame/DeadlyPremonition'' has Emily and her unappetizing but earnest "Nice Try!" cooking, although it is heavily implied that her food is much worse than York tries to put it. In fact, it seems she is completely inept at cooking in general, as indicated by the large scorch mark in her kitchen (which Emily attributes to a towel landing in a frying pan... [[CordonBleughChef while she was reaching for the mayonnaise]]), her food being described as "unfit for anything with less than four legs," and York's joke about how Emily's composter appears to be illegal dumping of industrial waste. There is even an in-game item, "Emily's Bagel Sandwich," which recovers some health and energy at first, but causes both to drop like a rock later. Several side quests involve York helping Emily improve her cooking by bringing her ingredients (but even then does it turn out how far off the mark her cooking is). |
| 30 | -->'''Emily''': ...''enough''. But how did you know that [[spoiler:cheese]] was the answer?\ |
| 31 | '''York''': I was looking at the ingredients, and it hit me. Milk, macaroni, flour, butter... you were trying to make "[[spoiler:Macaroni and Cheese]]", right?\ |
| 32 | '''Emily''': [''Irritated''] [[spoiler:Macaroni and Cheese]]...? Of course not! It's "Italian Beef Stew!"\ |
| 33 | '''York''': ...[[TheConfidant Zach]], have you ever heard of a beef stew with no beef in it? I certainly haven't... at least not until today. |
| 34 | * Antoine from ''VideoGame/DeadRising2'' is a LITERAL Lethal Chef. After going mad since his interviewer came late (actually dead), he decided to cook up a meal for him/her using human meat. Right after explaining this to you, he goes batshit crazy, starts throwing knives, plates, frying pans, and even attempts to choke you by forcing an apple into your mouth. Later, [[spoiler:he dies by slipping and falling face-first into a pot of extremely hot oil.]] |
| 35 | * It's a RunningGag in ''VideoGame/DragaliaLost'''s omake, ''Dragalia Life'', that no matter how much of a proud, dedicated knight Leif is, his cooking leaves very little to be desired to the point he, as well as his NumberTwo Patia are immune to his food. |
| 36 | * Alistair of ''VideoGame/DragonAgeOrigins''. One of the first things he asks when LadyOfBlackMagic Morrigan joins the team is "Can you cook?" When she looks [[StayInTheKitchen less than happy]], he explains that ''his'' cooking will kill the entire party. |
| 37 | * ''VideoGame/DragonBallXenoverse'' has the Supreme Kai of Time. When she offers to cook a banquet for the heroes after the events of the [[Anime/DragonBallGT GT Saga DLC]], Trunks has to warn the PlayerCharacter that her cooking is more destructive than any Shadow Dragon, with Tokitoki flying as far away from the building where the Supreme Kai of Time is cooking, which gives off a menacing glow like the ones possessed warriors give off. In [[VideoGame/DragonBallXenoverse2 the sequel]], we actually see the effects of her cooking when she offers her homemade pudding to Beerus who then shares it with Goku. [[spoiler: The pudding nearly poisons Goku and Beerus hates it so much that he goes on a rampage, forcing the player character to stop him.]] |
| 38 | * [[ChefOfIron Chef Nanor]] from ''VideoGame/DungeonOfTheEndless''. While he ''is'' able to [[SupremeChef cook well]] to support his teammates, he also has a skill where he cooks ''something'' so bad that the gas deals DamageOverTime to ''all enemies in the dungeon''[[labelnote:*]]In comparison, most other [=DoT=] skills only hit enemies in the room[[/labelnote]] while also making them have a higher chance of dropping Dust. |
| 39 | * ''VideoGame/EnchantedArms'' gives us Karin's "special stew" just the sight of which causes other characters react with shock and horror (it's hidden with a mosaic censor even!) and after Atsuma just tasted it he blacked out and believed he had died. See the 5:30 mark [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OtB8y1pG520 here]] |
| 40 | * Tetora from ''VideoGame/EnsembleStars'' is ''terrible'' at cooking and without fail burns the meat every time, which he's rather upset about -- since his parents work early in the morning, Kuro often makes bento boxes for him instead, and Tetora would really like to repay him some time. The story ''Cooking'' gives a bit of justification for it: he got food poisoning from undercooked meat when he was younger, so now he's always paranoid that his food will be too raw unless he cooks it to a crisp. |
| 41 | * In ''VideoGame/EvolutionWorlds'', Gre Nade can use his food as a special attack. It damages the enemies and chops their stats. |
| 42 | * A dropship conversation in ''VideoGame/{{Evolve}}'' reveals that Hank has cooked grilled canyon eel. This wouldn't be so bad, except for how it was still ''alive'' when served. |
| 43 | * ''VideoGame/ExaPico'': |
| 44 | ** ''VideoGame/ArTonelicoMelodyOfElemia'': Aurica is the Less-Than-Lethal version, as though her cooking ''looks'' strange, but it actually tastes quite good. At least, that's what Lyner said (though BBQ Soda just sounds ''weird''). |
| 45 | ** ''VideoGame/ArTonelicoIIMelodyOfMetafalica'': Luca Trulyworth is a more conventional example. Some of her crimes against food include a dish that knocks out two residents of ''her own Cosmosphere'', two food-based Song Magics (one consisting of flinging food at the enemy, the other a food ''bomb''), a horrendous "Trulyworthit Soup" which still has fish bones and seaweed sticking out of it, and her "Chalonde Trois" which looks somewhat like [[EldritchAbomination something from the mind of Lovecraft]]. |
| 46 | * Tomoe Gozen from ''VideoGame/FateGrandOrder'', to the point where [[https://twitter.com/Rexlent/status/1080005921151971332 Beni-enma calls her out on it]] (her logic when cooking goes like this: "[[OvenLogic if the directions say to heat a dish for 20 minutes over low heat, I can cut the time in half by going for 10 minutes over high heat!]]", and the results are often neither pretty nor palatable.) |
| 47 | * ''Franchise/FinalFantasy'': |
| 48 | ** ''VideoGame/FinalFantasyXII'': |
| 49 | *** One of the chop sidequests in Archades involves matching up a dangerously experimental chef with a bored philosopher of cuisine. |
| 50 | *** The direct sequel ''VideoGame/FinalFantasyXIIRevenantWings'' reveals that Penelo's cooking is to be feared, though she genuinely tries to get better. Vaan seems to be the only person that likes it, though once she improves, he admits he did it by gulping the food down without giving himself a chance to taste it. Several sidequests revolve around getting rare ingredients in an attempt to help Penelo make edible dishes. By the time you complete them all, she's actually improved to the point that unbiased parties think she's pretty good. |
| 51 | ** ''VideoGame/FinalFantasyXIV'': In ''Shadowbringers'', the Crystal Exarch fondly remembers a time when he baked a cake for his surrogate granddaughter Lyna on her tenth nameday. [[SelfDeprecation He describes it as a "hideous lump"]] that the rest of the Crystarium covered up with frosting and candles to hide his ugly work. |
| 52 | ** ''VideoGame/FinalFantasyXV'': Implied, if not outright stated, to apply to everyone in the party except [[SupremeChef Ignis]]. Gladiolus' TrademarkFavouriteFood is a cup of instant ramen[[labelnote:*]]Nissin Cup Noodles, who won the frickin' lottery on Product Placement[[/labelnote]], and some campsite scenes have Prompto approaching Ignis at the barbecue and being told to go away. Ignis will occasionally ask Noctis to help with breakfast, whereupon he gets a simple task like stirring a pot or chopping vegetables; dialogue in one of these scenes reveals that the last time Noctis cooked was at a part-time job in high school, "but even then [he] was just winging it." [[spoiler:If the party camps during Chapter 10 after Ignis loses his eyesight, the only meal options are a cold food tin or the aforementioned instant ramen; the food tin is unique to this chapter, whereas other food options in previous chapters include fried eggs, various sandwiches, and ''bread toasted over the campfire''.]] |
| 53 | --->'''[[GuestStarPartyMember Iris]]:''' So Ignis, you're the one doing all the cooking?\ |
| 54 | '''Ignis:''' More or less.\ |
| 55 | '''Iris:''' Gladdy, don't you help?\ |
| 56 | '''Gladiolus:''' ''(awkward grumble)''\ |
| 57 | '''Iris:''' Noct?\ |
| 58 | '''Noctis:''' Er, on occasion.\ |
| 59 | '''Ignis:''' What occasion?\ |
| 60 | '''Prompto:''' I do my part! I always set the table.\ |
| 61 | '''Iris:''' That's some arrangement you guys have, there. |
| 62 | * ''Franchise/FireEmblem'' gives us many of these: |
| 63 | ** According to her supports, [[GenkiGirl Larum the Dancer]] from ''VideoGame/FireEmblemTheBindingBlade''. |
| 64 | ** Also [[ActionGirl Tanith]] from ''VideoGame/FireEmblemPathOfRadiance''. |
| 65 | ** Kris from ''[[VideoGame/FireEmblemMysteryOfTheEmblem Fire Emblem: New Mystery of the Emblem]]'' has the tendency to make food that literally tastes like steel, as shown in his/her supports with Caeda (where they apparently ''somehow'' make steel-flavored candy, and they mention that their adoptive grandfather threatened to disown them when they wished to cook for him). Though if the item "Kris's Confect" in ''Awakening'' is any indication, they do get better eventually. |
| 66 | ** ''VideoGame/FireEmblemAwakening'': |
| 67 | *** Prince Chrom, who basically ''knocks out'' his rival Vaike with his horrible food. |
| 68 | *** Chrom's little sister [[TomboyPrincess Lissa]] is no better; she attempts to cook for [[TheBigGuy Kellam]]... [[EpicFail and he passes out as well.]] |
| 69 | *** The Avatar, AKA Robin, can flip-flop between this and SupremeChef, though s/he is mostly remembered as a pretty bad one. ([[BigEater Panne and Nah]] are the only ones who straighforwardly like his/her cooking.) However, if their supports with Nowi and [[{{Tsundere}} Severa]] are anything to go by, they ''do'' improve eventually. |
| 70 | *** [[{{Tomboy}} Sully]] is ''infamous'' for being this (it's even mentioned in her description on her character roster) and unfortunately passed it down to her daughter [[GlacierWaif Kjelle]], who manages to knock out the army with her attempt at breakfast. In fact, Sully and Kjelle are ''so'' bad at this that Sully's husband had to learn how to cook just so he could have edible food (also mentioned in Kjelle's dad supports). |
| 71 | *** Severa herself claims not to be good at the kitchen either, as she explains to [[spoiler:her mother]] Cordelia in their supports. When she gives any of her boyfriends a cake that she baked as a gift, she tells him "Don't you dare complain about the taste!" [[spoiler:If her OlderAndWiser self Selena from ''Fates'' is an indication, however, she also improved with time.]] |
| 72 | ** ''VideoGame/FireEmblemFates'': |
| 73 | *** The player can build a restaurant in their castle, in which a random one of the units will do the honors of [[ThroughHisStomach preparing stat-boosting food for the army.]] While most of them are at least passable chefs, a couple are terrible at it to the point where their cooking can even impact the other characters' stats ''negatively''. Among them are Arthur (absurdly unlucky), Setsuna (too air-headed and a ShelteredAristocrat so she's never cooked before, plus apparently has a tendency of [[CordonBleughChef throwing random stuff together]]), Keaton (a werewolf [[BizarreTasteInFood with extremely strange tastes]]), Rinkah (doesn't understand cooking beyond "Throw something on a fire"), Reina ([[FemininityFailure not really good at "feminine tasks"]] by her own admission [[spoiler:plus, she's estranged from her noble parents who wanted her to be a traditional bride, cooking included]]), Felicia (extremely accident-prone), Hinoka (a TomboyPrincess who, like Reina, is simply not good at "traditionally girly" things), and Velouria ([[spoiler:Keaton's daughter, taught to cook by ''him'' of all people, and also has Werewolf-like tastes rather than human's[[note]](she says that the Wolfskins love her cooking, which judging by Keaton's own tastes in food [[OneNoteCook is a quite believable claim]])[[/note]]]]). |
| 74 | *** Rinkah is an interesting example in that she manages to make some vegetables that [[DoesNotLikeSpam Hayato actually likes]] in their supports by adding good spices into them; either she's one of the characters who gets better over time, or she [[OneNoteChef has a few dishes she's actually decent at]]. |
| 75 | *** It seems that this is a RunningGag for avatar characters, as ''Fates''[='s=] Avatar, AKA Corrin, cooks food that ''literally tastes like steel''... yet again. And it seems that they are even worse than the previous two, as they manage to ''burn tea''. (This is actually fairly easy to do, if you're making tea the old-fashioned pot-and-leaves way and not with modern teabags, and the taste is very noticeable.) |
| 76 | ** ''VideoGame/FireEmblemEchoesShadowsOfValentia'': |
| 77 | *** Zeke's girlfriend Tatiana is this, though mostly out of [[CuteClumsyGirl clumsiness]] rather than lack of actual skill. She admits to Alm that at least once she forgot the loaves of bread that she was baking for the clerics of the monastery she works for and burned them. (The clerics at least ate them, however.) |
| 78 | *** Yuzu, one of the ''Cipher'' {{canon foreigner}}s, isn't much better. Her ration balls are perfectly nutritious but taste awful, and when her friend Shade suggests that Yuzu adjust the recipe to improve the flavor, she keeps them the exact same but puts a clashing sauce made from oranges on top. |
| 79 | ** ''VideoGame/FireEmblemThreeHouses'': |
| 80 | *** Annette spends a lot of time trying to cook. ''Trying'' being the keyword. She's caused at least one explosion in the kitchen during the night. Even her paired ending with Byleth has accounts where she still makes explosions in the kitchen while he has to save her. She's also one of the few characters with penalties towards cooking. |
| 81 | *** Flayn is also noted to be a ''horrid'' chef in several of her support conversations. Just about the only person who's happy to eat her food is Dimitri, who eventually admits that he basically lacks taste buds and is therefore ''literally incapable'' of telling what it tastes like. (Though he also implies that her food's badness actually makes it more "interesting" to him, in a rather bizarre example.) Meanwhile, her supports with Dedue focus on her getting help from him, and she does manage to improve slightly by the end. |
| 82 | *** ''Three Houses'' also brings back certain characters getting bonuses or penalties when they cook together with Byleth. Some of the characters who get cooking penalties are Hanneman, Flayn, Caspar, Raphael, Constance, and Hapi. |
| 83 | ** ''VideoGame/FireEmblemEngage'': |
| 84 | *** Playable characters can cook a meal for Alear and two others, which is graded based on how well it's prepared. Yunaka is the only character who can make a G-rank dish, which is completely inedible and gives no stat bonuses or support points, and can at best manage a mediocre C-rank dish. Her support with Goldmary provides context: [[spoiler:Yunaka's parents weren't able to take care of her growing up so she became essentially a domestic slave for the person who adopted her. Doing any kind of everyday chore causes her to flashback to those times so bad that she specically avoids doing them around other people in case she breaks down crying. It's probably not that she doesn't know how to cook, but rather that her PTSD reactions make it extremely difficult for her]]. |
| 85 | *** Pandreo is only slightly better than Yunaka. While he is capable of producing a decent B-rank dish, he is much more likely to produce an "Unutterably Alien" or "Not-Quite-Right" E-rank dish. |
| 86 | *** [[spoiler:In contrast to the main universe Bunet who is a SupremeChef capable of making SS-ranked dishes, Alternate Bunet is described as being useless in the kitchen and was instead a "brute" who preferred slicing and grilling his enemies.]] |
| 87 | ** In ''VideoGame/FireEmblemHeroes'', there is a small Forging Bonds tale centered on both male and female Kris. It's female Kris' story, confronting the fact that they're so bad at cooking. Even [[VideoGame/FireEmblemFates Felicia]] notes she can tell something's horribly wrong. They get over by learning to consider not making the best dish they can but simply one that does good enough for the situation. |
| 88 | * ''VideoGame/GenshinImpact'': |
| 89 | ** Doing poorly enough in the [[CookingMechanics cooking minigame]] will yield a "Suspicious" version of the dish. They're the inverse of foods with the "Delicious" quality, having reduced effects and unappetizing descriptions. Hu Tao and Ayato's utility passives give them a chance to make a Suspicious duplicate of any dish they cook perfectly; the only reason you'd ever even use them over any character whose passive gives a chance to duplicate Delicious foods is that the proc rates on their passives are slightly higher in case you're fine with sacrificing quality for quantity, and they apply to all foods instead of just one category. Completing Ella Musk's commissions to communicate with [[OurGoblinsAreDifferent hilichurls]] can also reward you with Suspicious foods, painting the race as this. |
| 90 | ** Almost every character barring the Traveler has a chance of making a specialty version of a certain dish when assigned to cooking it. Amber's specialty when assigned to make a steak is to make an "Outrider's Champion Steak!", the description for which says that it's uncooked on one side and burnt on the other, suggesting that she doesn't even know the basics of grilling, and that you should just eat it to make her happy, [[GameplayAndStorySegregation though its healing effects are still slightly better than that of a regular Delicious Steak]]. Bennett also brings up her cooking skills in his unlockable dialogue about her. |
| 91 | ** [[BornUnlucky Bennett]] himself is not a particularly good cook, as shown in his Hangout Event: if you allow him to cook for you before going on an adventure with him, he produces a caustic-looking purple stew. Offering it to Royce results in him passing out from food poisoning, or Bennett can eat it to knock himself out and keep his bad luck at bay, as he's found from past experiences that it's only present when he's awake. His specialty dish is a slightly burnt egg, though, from its description, it's at least more palatable than Amber's steak. |
| 92 | ** Diona is a bartender who actually despises how alcohol adversely affects people and wants to drive the people of Mondstadt away from it, so she tries to be this with her drinks. However, [[BlessedWithSuck a blessing she received as a child]] causes people who sample the {{Gargle Blaster}}s she comes up with to [[SpringtimeForHitler end up liking them]] regardless of whatever bizarre and ordinarily hazardous ingredients she puts in her brews, making her more of a CordonBleughChef. |
| 93 | ** Xiangling [[ZigZaggingTrope zig-zags]] between this, SupremeChef, and CordonBleughChef. She likes to make dishes out of any ingredients possible, and the results tend to vary as much as you'd expect. In the second piece of her backstory, her attempted MagnumOpus gave her father diarrhea so bad that he had to spend the next two days eating only white congee. |
| 94 | ** The Raiden Shogun, Ei, reveals that she cannot and refuses to cook at all, with the implication that [[NothingIsScarier something bad will happen if she does]]. Due to this, she cannot be used to cook in the cooking minigame, and she doesn't have a specialty dish. |
| 95 | --->'''Raiden Ei:''' Don't try and get me to cook. I can take care of anything else, but not ''that''. |
| 96 | * Katalina from ''VideoGame/GranblueFantasy'' is constantly trying to provide good food for her crew but is completely oblivious to how awful it is; even [[BigEater Lyria]] and her {{Yandere}} admirer won't eat them. She even causes a kitchen to explode in the anime adaptation. During the April Fool's event, Ferry even attempts to change the topic when Jin mentioned Katalina's cooking. The only one who eats it in earnest is [[VideoGame/TalesOfXillia Milla]] and that's only because she views it as a training exercise to test her endurance. Her dishes have been given descriptions like ominous purple goop, her Valentine's chocolate is a slimy, half-cooked mess and the food's smell either angers monsters or wards them away from the ship. But despite all this, Katalina still somehow believes that it's great and everyone should at least have a bite. |
| 97 | * ''VideoGame/HarvestMoon'': |
| 98 | ** Karen from the ''[[VideoGame/HarvestMoonBackToNature Mineral Town]]'' saga is one of those, which doesn't stop her from entering the cooking contest every year. |
| 99 | ** Maya, the waitress from ''[[VideoGame/HarvestMoonTreeOfTranquility Tree of Tranquility]]'' knows fine cuisine when she smells it (and really digs [[ThroughHisStomach guys who can cook]]), but she's very bad at making it herself. |
| 100 | ** Nami and Flora are both these in ''[[VideoGame/HarvestMoonDS DS/Cute]]''. Flora can cook curry and ''only'' curry. |
| 101 | ** In ''VideoGame/HarvestMoon64'' Ann was a horrible cook. Ironically in her ''Mineral Town'' retool she was upgraded to a SupremeChef. All post-''64'' appearances use the latter interpretation. |
| 102 | ** ''VideoGame/StoryOfSeasonsTrioOfTowns'' has both Carrie and Alma, whose meals literally put people in the hospital with such ingredients as sand and mud. It's justified for Alma, since she's a little girl who hasn't had the opportunity to learn how to cook yet. |
| 103 | * Ali Vazir from ''VideoGame/HiddenCity'' was a notoriously bad chef when he cooked for the League of Researchers. According to them, his cooking, to put it bluntly, stank. Even after he opened the Moroccan Cafe, his dishes were still awful, and the only reason why they tasted great was because [[spoiler: he stole a prototype device that could allow people to see dreams and used it to create a spice from ground dreams of gourmets whom he kidnapped and put to sleep.]] |
| 104 | * ''VideoGame/{{Hitman}}'': Agent 47 usually isn't called upon to cook, but he ''can'' kill two targets (in different games) by serving them fugu that he made; fugu is extremely toxic unless carefully prepared, and 47 doesn't know how (and doesn't care) to remove the poisonous parts of the fish. |
| 105 | * Natsumi in ''VideoGame/InazumaEleven'', being an {{Ojou}}, had hired help to cook for her, so she had no culinary experience whatsoever. On her first attempt at making food, the result looked normal, but it made Endou turn blue and sweat profusely when he ate it. In spite of the fact that Aki and Haruna were both walking her through it. And the fact that she was trying to make ''onigiri'' -- the recipe for which is basically "add salt to rice, wad it around whatever filling you want, and wrap it in a piece of nori". ''Inazuma Eleven GO'' shows that ten years later, she had learned how to make food that looks delicious... but it still tastes terrible. |
| 106 | * In ''VideoGame/JadeEmpire'', the main character meets a Lethal Chef named Chai Jin. If you can eat three courses without passing out, each of which actually damages one of your precious health bars, he will reward you... or offer you the chance to go even further, with a truly vile dish he won't even try himself. If you do manage to eat all of his cooking, you are rewarded with a substantial boost to your stats. If you then convince him to try the final dish himself, he drops dead on the spot. |
| 107 | * ''VideoGame/{{KALPA}}'' features Iris, a sweet-seeming girl who is one of the twelve Guardians (representing Virgo), and who is infamous for her cookies, which are made with ''mushrooms''. [[TheDreaded Everyone fears her]] whenever she approaches with a gift, knowing it'll be one of those horrible cookies. When Libera used her scale to [[EquivalentExchange transform one of her cookies into an equivalent item]], the result was a ''bomb'' which near-immediately exploded, knocking her out. Even Arcyone, the Guardian of Taurus who seeks power and valuables, is terrified of her cookies! |
| 108 | * ''VideoGame/TheLegendOfHeroesTrails'': |
| 109 | ** ''VideoGame/TrailsInTheSky'': [[ThePollyanna Estelle]] is a terrible cook to the surprise of few, the dismay of Joshua and Cassius, and the peril of the Bright family curtains. However, once she gains the Recipe Book, she starts on her way to becoming a SupremeChef instead. |
| 110 | ** ''VideoGame/TrailsOfColdSteel'': Every member of Class VII has some recipes that they're good at and some that they're terrible at. For example, Jusis can make an incredible herb chowder but can't make edible tomato sandwiches. This is important because there are three unofficial sidequests connected with cooking: Instructor Thomas and one of the upper-class dorm maids are looking for unique dishes (the maid the highest quality examples and Thomas the lowest quality ones), and will pay in items for every five examples provided. |
| 111 | * ''Franchise/TheLegendOfZelda'': |
| 112 | ** ''VideoGame/TheLegendOfZeldaMajorasMask'': Anju's cooking is so bad that it's implied that her grandmother fakes senility just to avoid eating it. |
| 113 | --->'''Granny's diary''': It was my granddaughter who cooked again today. Putting that to the lips shortens the life! I thought of a way to get by without eating. I'll try it tomorrow. I just hope I'm not caught. |
| 114 | ** ''VideoGame/TheLegendOfZeldaTwilightPrincess'': Coro's cooking is... a gamble, to put it nicely. His Nasty Soup has a random effect upon consumption. Best case scenario, you gain a single heart. Worst case scenario, it drains your health to a quarter of a heart. |
| 115 | ** ''VideoGame/TheLegendOfZeldaBreathOfTheWild'': |
| 116 | *** Link's main method of recovering hearts is based around foraging the wilds for fruits, vegetables, herbs and meat, and cooking them into various meals. Of course, a bad combination results in Dubious Food, a dish so bad that it's CensoredForComedy, and Link visibly has trouble keeping it down. Additionally, using [[EatDirtCheap gems and ores]] results in Rock-Hard Food, a staple of Goron cuisine which Link nearly breaks his teeth on. |
| 117 | *** Near one of the shrines, Link can meet Moza, who's trying to perfect her recipes but insists on throwing in ingredients that render them inedible. The area near her and around the shrine has huge piles of burned trash – the results of her many, many failures. Bizarrely enough, these two examples cancel each other out in ''VideoGame/TheLegendOfZeldaTearsOfTheKingdom'', where Moza has learned how to turn Dubious Food and Rock-Hard Food into something edible; granted that something is Monster Stew, but that's still an improvement. |
| 118 | ** ''VideoGame/HyruleWarriorsAgeOfCalamity'': One cutscene shows Zelda cooking a meal for Link and the Hyrulean soldiers, using a Hylian Shroom, Raw Meat, Hyrule Bass, and Fresh Milk as ingredients. Seems to be what you expect from [[SupremeChef a princess]]. Then she happily adds her secret final ingredient, Monster Extract, into the pot, which turns the Meat and Seafood Fry into a noxious Monster Stew.[[note]]In ''Breath of the Wild'', dishes made with Monster Extract randomly vary between healing by a respectable amount, or healing a paltry quarter heart.[[/note]] The knights panic at the sight and smell of her experimental recipe, with [[ExtremeOmnivore Link]] himself taking [[EvenTheRatsWontTouchIt a step back as well]]. Considering how this Zelda once asked Link to eat a live frog for a science experiment, this is likely how she normally cooks. |
| 119 | * If you lose at the 'intern' level of ''VideoGame/LifeTheGame'', you will accidentally make your boss sick from the coffee you failed to make properly, so much so that you get imprisoned for ''attempted murder''. |
| 120 | * ''VideoGame/LuminousArc2'': Judging from [[TheHero Roland's]] reactions, Rina was one, when he's subjected to her cooking in her Intermissions. At one point, she use salt instead of sugar for her cookies. [[spoiler: She's actually a rather tragic case; it's implied she can't learn because cooking necessitates being near fire, which she is deathly afraid of.]] |
| 121 | * ''VideoGame/MagiaRecordPuellaMagiMadokaMagicaSideStory'': Not only is Mitama's food so bad that only [[Anime/PuellaMagiMadokaMagica Kyoko]] can finish it and causes other people to faint, but the way she holds utensils is dangerous. Knives have a tendency to go flying when she's in the kitchen. A later story has her sister claim her chocolates are so bad, [[AchievementsInIgnorance they killed her cavities]]. |
| 122 | * Charme of ''VideoGame/MaglamLord'' just cannot cook at all. Whether it's her Heroic [[DoesNotKnowHerOwnStrength super strength]] causing her to crush and destroy ingredients by accident, trying to use her sword and combat techniques to chop up greens (and the cutting board with them), or being [[ArsonMurderAndJaywalking unable to tell the difference between chicken or beef]], anything she tries to make is either a mess or a horrifying inedible mess that terrifies ''immortal Demon Lords''. |
| 123 | * ''VideoGame/ManaKhemiaAlchemistsOfAlrevis'': |
| 124 | ** The Vice-Principal, during a SchoolFestival, volunteered herself to work in a restaurant booth. The results were not pretty that the students were practically ''begging'' for the Principal to replace the Vice-Principal's cooking. |
| 125 | ** In an optional scene Jess offers Vayne a bite of her lunch, which is covered in a purple sauce that ''moves''. Given Jess's idea of "[[ScrewballSerum medicine]]," saying no was probably a wise move. |
| 126 | * ''Franchise/MassEffect'': |
| 127 | ** ''VideoGame/MassEffect2'': A ZigZaggingTrope with the Normandy chef Mess Sergeant Rupert Gardner. According to the crew talk when you first come aboard, Gardner is the worst chef ever. Then you actually talk to the guy, and find out he's actually quite good, it's his ''ingredients'' that are bad. A quick pit stop at the Citadel can remedy this situation. |
| 128 | --->'''Hawthorne''': Hey Rupert, new food is great! Tastes like you added more food, less ass! |
| 129 | ** ''VideoGame/MassEffect3'' Citadel DLC: [[Characters/MassEffectKaidanAlenko Kaidan]] offers to cook something, and Shepard worries that s/he survived [[VideoGame/MassEffect1 Sovereign]], [[VideoGame/MassEffect2 the Collector Base]], plus everything else during the course of the series, and can't believe that the one thing that will really off him/her is ''Kaidan's cooking''. [[spoiler:[[SubvertedTrope Later, Shepard can point out that the meal was actually pretty good]], or that [[{{Troll}} s/he was teasing Kaidan about how sensitive he is]].]] Shepard is much nicer if s/he is in a relationship with Kaidan. |
| 130 | * ''VideoGame/MegaManStarForce'': Luna's attempts to learn how to cook are plagued with failures. Her cooking compromises the head butler and then her own stomach, and even after she's convinced Hope to teach her. |
| 131 | * ''VideoGame/MetalGear'': |
| 132 | ** ''VideoGame/MetalGearSolid2SonsOfLiberty'': According to Raiden, [[VoiceWithAnInternetConnection Rosemary]] is one of these. He gives a sigh of relief when he convinces her to book a reservation to a restaurant instead of cooking on their special day, visibly cringing in the CODEC screens when she brings the subject up. ''And even confides to Snake that rations taste better than her food''! This is referenced in the fourth game. Her food still tastes terrible. |
| 133 | ** ''VideoGame/MetalGearSolid3SnakeEater'': The Soviet chefs responsible for creating the Russian rations were absolutely terrible cooks, as the rations were very bad tasting, and doesn't even do moderate stamina recovery. Heck, [[EvenTheRatsWontTouchIt even the dogs refuse to eat them]] if thrown to them. |
| 134 | ** ''VideoGame/MetalGearSolid4GunsOfThePatriots'': Sunny loves to cook eggs, but she always ends up burning them, and both Otacon and Snake, the latter a former Green Beret, are always coming up with excuses not to eat them. Thanks to Naomi, she gets better at it. |
| 135 | * Yonah, ''VideoGame/NieR'''s DelicateAndSickly daughter/sister[[note]]depending on the version: ''Replicant''!Nier is her brother, ''Gestalt''!Nier is her father[[/note]], has tendencies of this and CordonBleughChef, mixing the most diverse ingredients into noxious meals that only her father/brother would willingly (and lovingly) consume -- even if he's thinking to himself how they "[[ItTastesLikeFeet taste like death]]." |
| 136 | * In ''VideoGame/NightsOfAzure'', you will find a mysterious and horrible-looking cupcake on the table in the hotel lobby. It's later revealed to be made by Lilysse, with Arnice finding out from both Lloyd & Alucard's experience that her food is not to be consumed unless you have a death wish. It becomes a RunningGag throughout the game as everyone tries to come up with excuses to avoid eating Lilysse's cupcake or whatever she intends to cook. |
| 137 | * Zig-zagged with Berune Orenji of ''VideoGame/OmegaLabyrinthLife''. She has ''questionable'' cooking skills, as the one time we see her in the kitchen, she's dropping every single ingredient, flavour, and spice she can get her hands on, creating a mess that's only ''barely'' edible. However, it still instantly cures Juri of the cold that was threatening to set in, and can cure all status effects when used in the dungeon. |
| 138 | * In ''VideoGame/{{OMORI}}'', you're asked with assisting a sous chef in Sweetheart's Castle by preheating the oven, gathering and mixing ingredients, then putting them in the oven. Problem is, the sous chef seems to have no sense of literacy or culinary skills, and you're asked to gather things like "flowers" and "ping pong balls", and he tells you to preheat the oven to a mere 75 degrees Fahrenheit (i.e. ''room temperature''). If you follow his instructions to the letter, you get...a ''thing'' so bad that it's [[CensoredForComedy mosaic-censored]], and this trope becomes literal as he takes a bite and ''dies''. The next sous chef in line is glad he's gone, and gives you proper baking instructions. |
| 139 | * ''VideoGame/PaperMario'': |
| 140 | ** The earlier games allow Mario (or whoever else you're playing as in ''VideoGame/SuperPaperMario'') to be one of these by proxy. While [[VideoGame/PaperMario64 Tayce T.]], [[VideoGame/PaperMarioTheThousandYearDoor Zess T.]], [[VideoGame/SuperPaperMario Saffron and Dyllis]] are usually {{Supreme Chef}}s, they can only do so much if you give them ingredients that the game doesn't recognize as a valid recipe, resulting in a Mistake, an item that [[JokeItem only restores 1HP and 1FP]] no matter what you put into it (for comparison, a regular, store-bought Mushroom restores 5HP), and visually resembles a mess of... something with fish bones on a plate. |
| 141 | ** The Trial Stew in ''[[VideoGame/PaperMarioTheThousandYearDoor The Thousand Year Door]]'' and ''[[VideoGame/SuperPaperMario Super]]'' is an even more literal example, as it actually [[PoisonMushroom harms you]] by bringing your HPToOne. While that [[{{Unishment}} may not sound too bad]] if you're running a [[CriticalStatusBuff Danger Mario]] build in the former game, it also [[ManaBurn zeroes your FP]] for good measure, though it does fill out your Star Power and buffs the rate at which you recover it for a while, so [[LethalJokeItem it has its uses.]] |
| 142 | ** One of Princess Peach's playable segments in ''VideoGame/PaperMario64'' has her bake a cake for Gourmet Guy. While the game obviously won't progress unless you avert this trope and bake it correctly, it does give you plenty of creative ways to screw up, such as making a "cake" with nothing but burnt strawberries, salt and uncooked eggs, or ''detergent.'' The results are [[VideoGameCrueltyPotential exactly what you'd expect.]] |
| 143 | --->'''Gourmet Guy:''' [[AC: [[SuddenlyShouting Where'd you learn to cook, truck driving school?!]]]] |
| 144 | * ''Franchise/{{Persona}}'': |
| 145 | ** ''VideoGame/Persona2'': Maya Amano is an awful chef to the point that her roommate Ulala does most of the cooking. To supplement this, Maya's fridge is loaded with [[TrademarkFavoriteFood canned crab]]. |
| 146 | ** ''VideoGame/Persona3'': One of the Social Links involves Fuuka [[MissionControl "Tank, I need an exit"]] Yamagishi, who recruits the main character to taste test her food. The level of Courage the protagonist requires for this is literally titled "Badass" -- her cooking is foul enough to [[AnimalsHateHim chase off nearby animals]]. On the other hand, as you hang out with her, her cooking gradually improves. As [[SupremeChef Shinjiro]] points out, Fuuka's failure in cooking lies in her tendency to not prepare in advance and to try to deviate from the recipe without first understanding the basics, and then panic and further compound her mistakes as a result. For instance, when making chocolate truffles, if the recipe asks for one teaspoon of liqueur, she adds ''[[CordonBleughChef a cup]]'' on the basis that [[OvenLogic she wants a bigger portion to share with everyone]]. Which is a moot point, since she mistakenly used ''vinegar''... |
| 147 | ** ''VideoGame/Persona4'': |
| 148 | *** Three of the main girls have very questionable cooking abilities, ranging from Rise ([[DownplayedTrope would be fine]] if her food wasn't [[BlazingInfernoHellfireSauce way too spicy]]), Yukiko (who can make an omelet that, through a process that can only be described as alchemical, has no taste ''at all'') and Chie (just plain awful). Ironically, out of the four females in the main cast, only the {{Bokukko}} Naoto could be considered a competent chef (and even with her help, it took the girls three tries to come up with a cake that was deemed suitable for consumption). |
| 149 | *** When Chie and Yukiko combine their powers, the result is dubbed "Mystery Food X" and manage to take out both the main male leads in one spoonful (''Anime/Persona4TheAnimation'' implies that they put thick starch, three different kinds of pepper, kimchi, and soy milk into it). Mystery Food X returns in ''VideoGame/Persona4Arena'', and grabbing it will grant you the Poison status... [[ViolationOfCommonSense and a trophy too]]. It also returns in ''VideoGame/BlazBlueCrossTagBattle'', and it still poisons anyone who eats it... except for [[Franchise/BlazBlue Mai]], since her favorite food is [[Franchise/BlazBlue Noel]] [[LethalChef Vermillion's]] cooking. She even gets healed when she eats it! |
| 150 | *** Yukiko tries to get better at cooking over the course of her Social Link, since she wants to get good enough at cooking to be able to cook for herself should she leave Inaba. Her results are bad enough that you need Courage to try her food, but not a Mystery Food X-level disaster. In the end, she changes her mind about the plan, and actually makes a decent lunch for you if you get the friendship ending for her route. On Valentine's Day, she gives the player some good chocolates, but the chefs at her inn helped make them. As she points out, the chefs tend to step in whenever she's about to ruin a meal. |
| 151 | *** In ''[[UpdatedRerelease Persona 4 Golden]]'', poor Nanako tries to make homemade chocolate for her "[[PlayerCharacter Big Bro]]" on Valentines Day. Normally she averts this trope as she's too young to cook, though she can make eggs sunny-side-up just fine, and normally takes care of the household despite her age. However, on this endeavor... [[spoiler: she goes to Chie, Yukiko & Rise for pointers, and finishes it before Naoto could help. The resulting concoction is so vile that it puts "Mystery Food X" to shame; it actually appears to inflict the "Fear" status when you eat it, and looks like a miniature version of the [[http://megamitensei.wikia.com/wiki/Black_Ooze Foul clan Black Ooze]] demon from the main ''Franchise/ShinMegamiTensei'' series.]] |
| 152 | *** Also from ''P4 Golden'', Marie shows up to offer her ''own'' Valentine's Day chocolate to the main character just minutes before he runs into Nanako. She has never cooked anything before and she could only use whatever she could find inside the Velvet Room limousine, but still created something that [[spoiler:a) smells through the gift-wrapped box, b) is still moving, c) will melt if you let it, d) will ''run away'' if it melts, e) actually tastes ''normal'' and is incredibly addictive, and f) continues to move in your stomach ''after'' being eaten.]] |
| 153 | *** Even the ''main character'' [[CanonName Yu Narukami]], who's normally a SupremeChef, can be this if you're not paying attention -- which can happen easily enough, since most of the dishes you're asked to prepare are Japanese cuisine which might be unfamiliar to a Western audience. There are three choices for how to prepare the meal- one has you prepare it properly, another results in the meal being inedible and you turning it out and the third involves you creating something that tastes bad. If you get the latter result, then choose to share your cooking with a school friend during lunch, almost all of them are ''offended'' and call you out on it... except Yukiko, who thinks it's hilarious and actually rewards you with points towards her S.Link. |
| 154 | ** Yukiko's JokeEnding in ''VideoGame/Persona4Arena'' features her not only taking out [[TheHero Yu]] [[CanonName Narukami]] with her cooking by force-feeding him, but she pushes it on [[TrueCompanions her friends]] as well when they show up. [[https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/originals/5f/e6/74/5fe67423639994b586428e74c319a0d0.jpg Their expressions (and a very ill looking Yu in the background) says it all.]] |
| 155 | ** The gag is continued in ''VideoGame/PersonaQShadowOfTheLabyrinth'' if you choose the Investigation Team's path. By combining the cooking of Chie, Yukiko, Rise, and Fuuka after either she came up with that idea or through Yu's suggestion (depending on what the player chooses), Naoto manages to make an arrow that manages to kill an absurdly powerful FOE in one shot and left Kanji barely alive when he accidentally got shot by said arrow. Mitsuru even wants to take it to a lab to analyze it for weapons development. The mere sight of it burns one's eyes and being in proximity of it can knock a BigEater like Rei out. |
| 156 | *** Once again, Yosuke turns to the protagonist of either path to salvage a hot pot that's being prepared by the above girls in a sidequest. It takes the advice of local SupremeChef Shinjiro to make it edible (or amazing, if you pick the right ingredient combination), much to Yosuke's delight. Then, the girls chime in to show they've prepared dipping sauces, each with its own horrific description:\ |
| 157 | 1: Yukiko has prepared a fish guts sauce that is... pungent, to say the least.\ |
| 158 | 2: Chie has prepared an extremely greasy sauce out of beef fat better used as a ''mirror'' than a foodstuff.\ |
| 159 | 3: Rise has prepared a sauce that is apparently [[BlazingInfernoHellfireSauce pure capsaicin]], which stings poor Yosuke's eyes before it can set his mouth on fire.\ |
| 160 | 4: Fuuka, for some reason, has prepared a jam sauce designed to make the savory hot pot double as dessert, which Yosuke finds disgustingly sweet. |
| 161 | *** In SEES's path, during the trip through the Evil Spirit Club, Yukiko hands Rei one of a catastrophically botched batch of cocoa cookies which Rei, [[BigEater being Rei]], enjoys at first, but which the normally fearless protagonist is ''[[OOCIsSeriousBusiness absolutely terrified of eating]]''. This incarnation of Mystery Food X is bad enough to cause Rei [[spoiler:(who, as it [[DeadAllAlong later turns out]], is a CuteGhostGirl)]] to keel over and have a bizarre nightmare or MushroomSamba involving being force-fed sand, and it also makes Zen [[spoiler:(an aspect of Chronos, embodiment of death)]] pass out standing up. [[spoiler:Given what Zen and Rei actually are, it's a good thing no-one else ate them, because the cookies were likely genuinely toxic.]] |
| 162 | ---->'''Yosuke''': So, Mystery Food X is now a delayed-action hallucinogenic, too.\ |
| 163 | '''Yu''': How much more can it evolve...? |
| 164 | ** ''VideoGame/PersonaQ2NewCinemaLabyrinth'' features an interesting twist on Yukiko's and Chie's cooking disasters. During the trek through Junessic Land, the group cooks an enormous slab of meat to use as bait for a dinosaur FOE; the girls are sent to forage for garnish because Yosuke knows Chie and Yukiko can't be trusted with cooking. When the girls return, most of them have found reasonable ingredients, including the large dinosaur egg Chie found and matsutake mushrooms that the P3 female protagonist found and the Phantom Thieves harvested, but Yukiko has found a pitcher plant which is introduced with a screaming sound effect and ''PsychoStrings''. The mushrooms are used with the meat and work well, but Yukiko and Chie create a bizarre jungle sauce out of the egg white, herbs, and pitcher plant and seemingly ruin the bait by slapping the sauce on it. [[spoiler:By some inexplicable miracle, the sauce, which would have been, as Yosuke put it, "eggy, grassy slime" on its own, [[AchievementsInIgnorance turns out to taste delicious with the meat]]. Doesn't make Yosuke willing to bring the jungle sauce back or happy that Yukiko and Chie nearly ruined the bait, though.]] |
| 165 | * ''VideoGame/{{Phoenotopia}}'': The scientists in Fran's lab give you "Food?", which takes away health points if you eat it, once or twice in exchange for moonstones. They lampshade this by mentioning that no one in the lab knows how to cook. |
| 166 | * ''VideoGame/Pikmin2'': The journal entry for the Divine Cooking Tool treasure implies that Olimar is a uniquely poor chef, as he describes his one attempt at cooking for himself as something "better left forgotten". |
| 167 | * ''Franchise/{{Pokemon}}'': |
| 168 | ** ''VideoGame/PokemonRubyAndSapphire'': Pokéblocks have two integers that tell you exactly ''how'' much of a Lethal Chef you are; level (which tells you how palatable the flavor is), and feel (which amounts to how easily it goes down), with higher numbers being worse. |
| 169 | ** ''VideoGame/PokemonDiamondAndPearl'': Poffins are a little harder to mess up, but, if you spill the batter too much or don't stir it enough to avoid burning it, you end up with a Foul Poffin, which completely disregards the flavor and effect of the Berries you added to the pot. |
| 170 | ** ''VideoGame/PokemonSwordAndShield'': If you botch the curry-making mini-game, your curry will be ''smoking'' when it's dished up, and your player character and Pokémon will reluctantly chow down on the Koffing-class curry with a look of absolute disgust. |
| 171 | ** ''VideoGame/PokemonScarletAndViolet'': |
| 172 | *** Should you mess up the minigame in making a sandwich, both your PlayerCharacter and the Pokemon will ''collapse'' after tasting the finished product. |
| 173 | *** Dendra, one of the teachers in the school the PlayerCharacter attends, has a bad culinary reputation. The text showing the result of the PlayerCharacter tasting her homemade sandwich for the first time indicates that her sandwich tastes bad, and the sidequest focusing on her is all about the PlayerCharacter helping her to make a decent sandwich and then vouching for her. |
| 174 | * ''VideoGame/{{Portal}}'': |
| 175 | ** While never actually shown baking, one of [=GLaDOS=]'s cores lists a cake recipe near the end of [[VideoGame/Portal1 the first game]] that includes such ingredients as solid waste, dirt, volatile organic compounds, rhubarb "on fire", needle guns, and preservatives intended to "deodorize and preserve putrid tissue." Funnily enough, if you take out the inedible stuff, you have the recipe for a pretty decent Black Forest cake. |
| 176 | ** ''VideoGame/Portal2'' features three different types of gels. Blue Repulsion Gel acts like a trampoline, orange Propulsion Gel causes you to run incredibly fast, and white Conversion Gel acts like a portal surface. Sounds neat, until you discover that these gels were originally meant to be ''diet puddings'', sticking to the digestive tract and either bouncing the food back out the way it came or propelling it through the body so fast there'd be no time to actually digest any of it. |
| 177 | * In ''VideoGame/PotionPermit'', Martha likes baking cookies, but her first few batches taste awful. She's been trying to improve her recipe since. |
| 178 | * According to one still shown during the credits of ''VideoGame/ProfessorLaytonAndTheCuriousVillage'', [[spoiler:Flora]] may be this. |
| 179 | * In ''VideoGame/Psychonauts2'', Sam Boole is asked to make pancakes for her internship, and does so in a filthy long-abandoned diner. She substitutes sugar with dirt, steals eggs from snakes, provides nuts by squirrels grinding them in their mouths, and somehow obtains milk ''from a bird''. Animals assist her in cooking, and they don't wash their hands. At least her mentor states that he has no plans on eating them and wanted to use them for heat shielding for his tanks [[ItMakesJustAsMuchSenseInContext (don't ask)]]. |
| 180 | * During the events of ''VideoGame/QuestForGloryV'' the Hero stays at Gnome Ann's inn, whose cook staff have a bad tendency to get into fights in the kitchen, with the disgusting results being served to the Hero that night. At one point the cooks get the day off and the Hero just gets mac and cheese for dinner, and the narration remarks that it's either the best meal he's ever had, or he's been staying at the inn for way too long. |
| 181 | * Noel's aforementioned lack of skill carries over to fan game ''VideoGame/RakenzarnTales'', where she drags first-time chef Dark Magician Girl into it. The rest of the brigade is terrified of having her cooking and Kanon refers to it as "life-threatening". It's best shown at the start of Chapter 9 where the two try making cream soup. The end result is Kyuu running screaming for the bathroom to throw up while Kite and Kanon faint from it. Apparently, they didn't know when to stop with adding the spices. |
| 182 | * ''VideoGame/RaveHeart'': There are several scenario viewer cutscenes where Sola's apple pies turn out horribly, to the point where they immediately send people to the restroom. |
| 183 | * ''VideoGame/ReligiousIdle'': The battle with shinto involves a cooking contest against Iron Chef. You both make horrible food which makes the judges ill, but one of your zealots bribed the judges and you win. |
| 184 | * In ''VideoGame/RootsOfPacha'', Acre is terrible at cooking and so are her children, Jelrod and Ibon. She hopes that her youngest, Ata, will turn out to be decent at it. What Acre said about Ibon is proven to be true in Era's first hangout event, where Nokk advises Era and the protagonist to avoid the beans that Ibon cooked for dinner. Moreover, in the first hangout event of Ibon herself, she tries her own cooking and realizes that it ''is'' terrible. |
| 185 | * ''VideoGame/RuinaFairyTaleOfTheForgottenRuins'': While many characters can learn the Cooking skill, some like Melodarke and Fran have a higher chance of making failure dishes. This isn't necessarily a bad thing, since it's possible to use failure dishes as attack items in battle. |
| 186 | * In ''VideoGame/RuneFactory'' series: |
| 187 | ** Vishnal from ''VideoGame/RuneFactory4'' should not be allowed anywhere near a kitchen. ''Ever''. This is problematic, as he aspires to be a butler and believes a butler should be able to do anything for his master, including cook. Forte, the female knight is also an example, but she acknowledges that her cooking it lethal, and uses the lethal concoctions in battle. |
| 188 | ** Downplayed in ''VideoGame/RuneFactory5'' with Reinhard. He's a domestic HouseHusband who likes to cook, and he ''can'' whip up some delicious dishes. However, he has a poor sense of taste... so about 30% of the time, he'll whip up something that's just fine by his standards, and absolutely horrible to anyone else. If the player romances him, he'll give them lunch in the morning, and his lunches range from legitimately good to horrifying Failed Dishes. |
| 189 | * One of the Logar village quests in ''VideoGame/RunesOfMagic'' involves [[TwentyBearAsses fetching beetle guts]] so that this woman named Gil can make ''soup''. When you deliver said soup to her love interest Del in the following quest, he comments that it took him three days to recover from her ''bear-eye wine''. |
| 190 | * At Stinky's Diner in ''VideoGame/SamAndMaxBeyondTimeAndSpace'', Stinky takes great pride in his cultivated talent for producing revoltingly unpalatable foods, and his granddaughter shares his gifts. Sam and Max don't actually ''eat'' there, they just order [[CordonBleughChef the most implausible things they can think of]]. |
| 191 | -->'''Sam''': We'd like to waste time by ordering stuff you don't have.\ |
| 192 | '''Stinky''': Knock yourselves out.\ |
| 193 | '''Sam''': Crab and salamander enchiladas in green sauce.\ |
| 194 | '''Stinky''': [''yelling to the kitchen door''] Sal, [[HashHouseLingo I want Lou Dobbs and Greta Van Sustern doing double-dutch on the back of a rogue elephant!]]\ |
| 195 | '''Sam''': Chicken chow mein with chocolate covered raisins and a caramel swirl.\ |
| 196 | '''Stinky''': [''shouting''] Sal, get me a hyperactive spider monkey in a powder-blue cardigan. And why don't we go ahead and wrestle him to the ground and tickle him until he pees.\ |
| 197 | '''Max''': I have got to see what goes on in this kitchen! |
| 198 | ** At one point they actually do order something, a sandwich made with two slabs of Basalt Rock. They're not the ones who eat it, though. |
| 199 | ** Girl Stinky [[spoiler: is actually [[ItCameFromTheFridge one of Grandpa Stinky's recipes gone sentient]].]] |
| 200 | * ''VideoGame/ScarletNexus'' has Kyoka Eden, whose cooking is ''really'' bad to the point where a single bite can knock somebody out. Anything she cooks is also covered with a CensorBox, which is normally used to censor ''corpses decapitated by [[EldritchAbomination Others]]''. |
| 201 | * ''VideoGame/SenranKagura'' gives us Ikaruga. She has a habit of combining ingredients and whole dishes in ways that make no sense (in one skit she combines all four of her squadmates' choices to make something everyone will like), and her own favourite food is hornet larvae boiled in soy sauce. In a subversion, she actually knows exactly what she's doing and everything she makes is delicious, just unappealing on the plate. |
| 202 | * Swampling in ''VideoGame/SimonTheSorcerer'' and his trademark Swampling Stew. Somehow, he manages to make a franchise out of it by the second game. |
| 203 | * ''VideoGame/TheSims'': |
| 204 | ** In all installments of the series, any Sim with 0 points in the Cooking skill ''will'' set the stove on fire sooner or later. And if you don't have a smoke alarm, there's a pretty good chance of the fire burning down the house (or as close as game mechanics allow, since the walls won't burn) and killing the entire family, since Sims' default reaction to fire is running right up to it and panicking. |
| 205 | *** However, this can be subverted in ''The Sims 2'' if the ''Apartment Life'' expansion pack is installed. If the Sims are living on an apartment lot, they'll automatically go wait by the mailbox until the fire department comes. |
| 206 | *** In ''VideoGame/TheSims4'', it is much harder for the player to intentionally start fires, and death by fire can be avoided entirely if the player places a sprinkler system in the house. However, this doesn't stop Sims from cooking burnt or putrid dishes. |
| 207 | ** In both ''VideoGame/TheSims2'' and ''VideoGame/TheSims3'', any Sim's attempts to cook on a grill placed indoors results in it automatically catching fire, no matter how many cooking skill points they have. |
| 208 | ** In ''The Sims 4'' expansion pack ''City Living'', Sims can die from eating Pufferfish Nigiri that wasn't cooked properly, giving us a literal example. |
| 209 | * Euphoria's cooking in ''VideoGame/SoulNomadAndTheWorldEaters'' is so bad that there is a body count associated with it. It is described by the rest of the cast as nothing short of biological warfare -- [[spoiler:Which is actually a CerebusRetcon once you've played the game through once and learned that Raksha was using her to develop a concentrated form of Scarlet Iago that was near-instantly fatal.]] |
| 210 | * In ''VideoGame/StarOceanTillTheEndOfTime'', one of the inventors you can recruit is literally named The Killer Chef. |
| 211 | * El Fuerte from ''VideoGame/StreetFighterIV''. Interestingly, regarding technical skill he's actually a very good cook... but only '''and if only''' he strictly sticks to Mexican dishes. It's when he tries to experiment that things go horribly wrong [[spoiler: as is proven when he mixes chanko stew and borscht, then adds chili peppers and ''chocolate'' to serve to E. Honda and Zangief after the tournament, with [[HilarityEnsues unpleasant results.]]]] |
| 212 | * While there have been a few bad chefs throughout the ''VideoGame/{{Suikoden}}'' series, the most prominent by far is [[CoolBigSis Nanami]] from II, who manages to incapacitate [[TheCasanova Nash]] with her cooking in one of the side games. Her cooking is so bad, in fact, that her adoptive brother is the only one who can stomach it...because he's ''[[AcquiredPoisonImmunity developed an immunity to it]]''. |
| 213 | * ''VideoGame/SuperRobotWars'': |
| 214 | ** Leona Garstein makes food that not only tastes awful, but usually knocks people out. Unlike some, she is aware of this fact. In one scene, she cooks for her boyfriend, and as she cooks she pouts about how it's just going to knock him out again. The first time Leona's boyfriend Tasuki tried her cooking, he needed something to wash it down. Unfortunately for him, [[GargleBlaster Kusuha]] was the only person nearby. It is implied that this is due to her and Tasuki having opposing tastes in food, such that food loved by one will be loathed by the other. |
| 215 | ** And speaking of Kusuha, she also veers into this territory at times because she likes to add ingredients from her dreaded [[GargleBlaster Health Drink]] in her recipes. [[CordonBleughChef Other than that, she's a decent cook.]] |
| 216 | ** The classic timeline has a Lethal Chef in the form of Tytti Noorbuck, [[ElementalPowers one of the heralds of the Elemental Lords]]. The problem lies within her sense of taste; since she loves sweet foods, she'll make anything she cooks to become overly sweet... so sweet you could get your stomach swollen by eating it. In addition, cooking ''is'' her hobby (though in her defense, she's trying to improve). |
| 217 | * A recurring theme in the ''VideoGame/TalesOf'' series is using cooking as a way to heal after battles. Inevitably, one party member will be a danger to themselves and their teammates the moment they get anywhere near cookware. The fun thing is that every Lethal Chef is lethal for a different reason: |
| 218 | ** ''VideoGame/TalesOfPhantasia'': Arche is just plain bad. In a skit in ''VideoGame/TalesOfTheWorld: Radiant Mythology'', it knocked out Kratos, Lloyd, and Mormo. The protagonist chokes it all in to avoid the taste. Reid was practically immune to the taste of the food, since he finished his plate fine. |
| 219 | ** ''VideoGame/TalesOfSymphonia'': Raine has a tendency towards bizarrely experimental food combinations (''"Spicy cake would be a breakthrough!"''). Each character also has a "signature" ingredient that they favor using when they cook, though it's usually an optional thing... Raine's is lemons. Raine's younger brother Genis is a SupremeChef by contrast, since he says he'd never have survived if he had to eat Raine's cooking all the time. |
| 220 | ** ''VideoGame/TalesOfSymphoniaDawnOfTheNewWorld'': |
| 221 | *** Marta only ever cooked for her father, who said her cooking was wonderful no matter what. (Though in a break from the normal way this trope works, Marta acknowledges her lack of skill after it's pointed out and makes a sincere effort to get better, becoming a decent cook in the end.) |
| 222 | *** In contrast, Emil makes incredibly delicious food. In his normal state, he tends to put extreme effort into presentation. In Ratatosk Mode, he puts ''zero'' effort into presentation, but somehow the food is just as tasty. |
| 223 | *** Finally, Richter is quite bad because he's never cooked anything in his life. His first dish was for Emil, which caused the latter to pass out from the horrible taste. |
| 224 | ** ''VideoGame/TalesOfVesperia'': |
| 225 | *** Flynn is a fantastic cook... except he tends to deviate from the exact recipe and lacks the instincts and sense of taste to compensate, resulting in a RussianRoulette of either extreme tastiness or extreme vileness because no matter what it tastes like, it always looks fantastic. It's worth noting that Flynn's cooking is often beaten out by a dog. A OneNoteChef dog who only makes ''dog food''. |
| 226 | *** Before Flynn was made playable in the [=PS3=] release, Rita held the title of "worst team chef" because she considers food more complex than "open a banana" to be a needless extravagance and a waste of time. |
| 227 | ** ''VideoGame/TalesOfRebirth'': Tytree becomes one accidentally when he makes [[SupremeChef a delicious mushroom stew...]] [[SubvertedTrope With poisonous mushrooms.]] Usually he's quite good, but needs to be careful about what he adds to the food as he's too dumb to notice when ingredients are poisonous or rotten. |
| 228 | ** ''VideoGame/TalesOfTheAbyss'': Both Luke and Natalia had pampered lifestyles, and never had to cook for themselves before. Natalia misunderstands basic cooking instructions to the point that a stew she tried to make catches fire, and her solution is to use healing magic on the pot. Luke isn't quite as bad, but is still a close second because [[SpoiledBrat he's an incredibly picky eater]][[note]]Even after CharacterDevelopment kicks in, for some reason[[/note]]. Guy could only comment that Luke's cooking was 'avant-grade'. |
| 229 | ** ''VideoGame/TalesOfBerseria'': Is a notable subversion of the theme as Velvet; despite [[SenseLossSadness losing the ability to taste]], she is an excellent cook but needs a [[MundaneSolution taste tester to taste for her]]. Eizen Is closer to this trope; not due to a lack of skill but because of his [[TheJinx Reaper's curse]] sabotaging him. |
| 230 | ** ''VideoGame/TalesOfArise'' Alphen's cooking is initially lethal thanks to his tendency to go overboard on spices. One skit even has Alphen overcook a chicken to the point that it created a bunch of smoke which [[EpicFail convinced everyone that they were under enemy attack]]. He eventually grows out of this by the time he cooks the Mabo Curry recipe, with his friends coming to enjoy the meal much to his delight. |
| 231 | ** ''VideoGame/TalesOfTheRays'': Given the CrisisCrossover nature of the game, the appearance of several Lethal Chefs at once was inevitable. In one skit, the combined efforts of Arche and Natalia somehow turned a tomato ''purple''. In another skit Marta, Arche, Natalia and Raine are trying to make a barbecue, using ''combat magic'', and [[SupremeChef Yuri]] has to explain why this is a bad idea. |
| 232 | * From the makers of the ''Tales of'' series is ''VideoGame/TimeAndEternity''. A secondary character named Ricardo makes cakes so bad that taking a bite enables the consumer to ''interact with the dead''. |
| 233 | -->'''Toki:''' Oh, hello. My dearly departed grandfather. And there's my fish, Goldy. Didn't we flush you? |
| 234 | * ''VideoGame/TokyoXanadu'': Unlike most [=RPGs=], no single party member is considered a true Lethal Chef, and all party members have their own strengths and weaknesses in regards to cooking different recipes. Some characters are {{Supreme Chef}}s with certain recipes, while being average or suffering on others. And when a character does fail a recipe, you get something like "Too Damn Hard!", "Too Damn Sour!", and "Gelatinous Goo" etc., which when consumed, has a 50/50 chance of either healing you, or outright [[OneHitKill killing you on the spot]]. |
| 235 | * ''VideoGame/TouhouMystiasIzakaya'': Attempting to add an ingredient to a dish that's explicitly incompatible with it results in a poisonous black mess called Dark Matter. Feeding this to any guest other than [[PoisonousPerson Medicine]] is a great way to earn a negative rating and punishment spell card. |
| 236 | * ''VideoGame/TwistedWonderland'': |
| 237 | ** Combining wrong ingredients in ''Master Chef'' events will not unlock a dish, but result in plates of disgusting black crap and the judges giving you 1 point each. |
| 238 | ** Lilia is heavily implied to be one; all his close ones react negatively whenever his cooking is mentioned. His instruction to Riddle on making soup for a sick Trey calls for banana and yogurt in a presumably savory soup. |
| 239 | * ''VideoGame/{{Undertale}}'': |
| 240 | ** Papyrus only knows how to cook spaghetti, though that's using a ''very'' generous definition of "knows". [[spoiler:He learned from Undyne, who struggles to make spaghetti without burning her own house down due to her HotBlooded nature getting the better of her.]] |
| 241 | --->'''Sans:''' i bet if he keeps it up, next year he'll even make something edible. |
| 242 | ** Then there's [[spoiler:Chara]], who ended up putting buttercups into a cake due to a {{Spoonerism}} (they were meant to put in ''cups of butter''). As one may be able to tell, at least one monster ended up getting sick due to buttercup poisoning. Then again, the fact that they were [[spoiler:a literal child and would thus be much more vulnerable to making {{Spoonerism}}s compared to an adult]] does excuse them... somewhat. |
| 243 | * Reyna from ''VideoGame/VanguardBandits'' is more than capable of making dishes that make people vomit uncontrollably or burn their insides. Only the BigEater Barlow is immune to the pain, but he also finds her brownies are just as good going down as they are coming back up. |
| 244 | * In ''VideoGame/WeHappyRestaurant'', you serve your customers food like burgers made from nuclear waste, genetically modified chickens and "tofu" made out of tortured animals. It makes the customers mutate into horrible monsters. |
| 245 | * ''VideoGame/WorldsEndClub'': Yuki's minestrone soup is so bad it nearly makes the other Go-Getters pass out. She later explains that the amygdaclear ingredient was harvested nearly to extinction because of its deliciousness, believing that a dish made with it couldn't help but be delicious. Not wanting to hurt her feelings, the others tell her it was exquisite, and once she tries it out herself, she finds the taste amazing much to the bewilderment of the Go-Getters. |
| 246 | * ''VideoGame/TheWorldEndsWithYou'' contains a subversion with the owner of Ramen Don, Ken Doi. At one point you see his restaurant is floundering due to the presence of a new rival, Shadow Ramen. Neku assumes it's because Ken's food isn't as good -- and given he offers you a meal with a visible whole fish, one can understand why he thinks that. However, that meal with a visible whole fish ''tastes delicious''; Shadow Ramen's owner, is just running an under-the-table deal with a blog celebrity, and Makoto's ideas [[StrangeMindsThinkAlike aren't any less weird than Ken Doi's are]]. |
| 247 | * In ''VideoGame/WorldOfWarcraft'', a panicked goblin in Tanaris sends you to collect [[TwentyBearAsses scorpion asses]] to cure what ails his wife. It turns out that his lousy cooking was at fault. |
| 248 | * ''VideoGame/XenobladeChronicles2'': |
| 249 | ** Morag is more of a threat to the kitchen than the diners. The "lethal" part doesn't come when she finishes with the food. While she is fine with baking, she is an utter mess when dealing with ingredients that ''used to be alive'' that she can very slowly start to panic. Or, worse, if said ingredients still turn out to be barely alive that she starts to feel guilty having to kill them to continue. Long story short, she'll destroy the stove with an Art. |
| 250 | ** Mythra is one in contrast to her [[SplitPersonality other self]], [[SupremeChef Pyra]]. It's only mentioned in passing in the main game, but the prequel DLC, ''Torna: The Golden Country'', illustrates it in much greater detail. Whenever her meals are shown on screen, they are accompanied by [[CensoredForComedy pixel censors]] like the [[VideoGame/TheLegendOfZeldaBreathOfTheWild Dubious Food]]. Milton's description of the taste is that it does "more damage than an [[HumongousMecha Artifice]]" could. The only people in the game that can handle Mythra's cooking are Ardainians, who are famous for their terrible food. If you look at the item lists for Mythra's cooking, there's always at least one [[CordonBleughChef bizarre and out-of-place ingredient]], suggesting that Mythra just adds random things to the recipe and refuses to listen to criticism. |
| 251 | ** According to Dromarch, [[TheLancer Nia]] is also one of these (he warns Rex in one Heart-to-Heart that Nia's cooking is "not what anyone would call 'conventionally tasty.'" [[ServileSnarker Within earshot of her, no less.]]), though unlike Mythra we don't get to experience it on-screen. |
| 252 | * In ''VideoGame/XenobladeChronicles3'', Taion is said to have been so bad at cooking that Manana felt the need to learn herself. His main issue is that as a tactician, he "optimized" his cooking for "efficient absorption of nutrients and convenient portability" at the expense of... everything else. That said, he is really good at brewing tea, and finding the best tea leaves is a hobby of his. |
| 253 | * Citan of ''VideoGame/{{Xenogears}}'' is a man of [[TheAce many talents]]. According to Fei, cooking is not one of them. |
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