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4[[folder:Animal Names]]
5* aardvark
6** Even funnier when you [[Recap/ArthurS1E2ArthurAndTheRealMrRatburnArthursSpellingTrubble spell it out in song]]!
7** aardwolf
8* [[Creator/MontyPython albatross]]
9* alewives
10* alligator
11* anemone
12* ape
13* armadillo
14* axolotl
15* badger
16** [[WebAnimation/WeeblAndBob badger badger badger badger badger]]
17** Honey badgers just don't give a shit!
18* banana slug.
19* [[VideoGame/CrashBandicoot bandicoot]]
20* baboon
21** [[Film/HarryPotterAndTheGobletOfFire Babbling bumbling band of baboons.]]
22* Beagle. According to ''ComicStrip/{{Peanuts}}'' creator Charles M. Schulz, Snoopy is a beagle because [[RuleOfFunny it's a funny word.]]
23* Bear
24** ExitPursuedByABear.
25* beaver
26* bees
27** [[VideoGame/PumpItUp Bee Another Nightmare]]
28* bird. No context, just..."bird".
29** [[WesternAnimation/FamilyGuy It's the word]]
30** birb
31* blue-footed boobies (a kind of bird)
32* boll weevil
33* ''Bubo bubo'', a.k.a. Eurasian eagle-owl.
34* bonobo (a species of chimpanzee)
35* booby (duh)
36* buffalo
37** [[MixAndMatchCritters beefalo]]
38** [[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Buffalo_buffalo_Buffalo_buffalo_buffalo_buffalo_Buffalo_buffalo Buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo]]
39* bull
40* bullshih. This is what the offspring of a Shih-Tzu and a bulldog is actually called.
41** cockapoodle (Cocker Spaniel - poodle hybrid)
42** ''Lots'' of designer-dog names were specifically designed to invoke this trope.
43** There's also the Chiweenie, half chihuahua, half dachshund (wiener dog). Made funnier considering they are just about [[UglyCute the most hideous, most blindingly adorable animals you will ever see.]]
44* bumblebee
45** For that matter, "[[Literature/HarryPotter dumbledore]]" (yes, it's an actual word)
46* bunnies
47* bunting
48* buzzard
49* camel
50* caribou [[Creator/MontyPython nibbling on the croquet hoops]]
51* [[CuteKitten calico]]
52* [[VideoGame/DwarfFortress carp]]
53* [[CuteKitten cat]]
54* [[WesternAnimation/VeggieTales cebu]]
55* chachalaca
56* chickadee (name for north american species of tits)
57* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yL_-1d9OSdk chicken]]
58** [[Film/TheSocialNetwork You did it, I knew you did it! You planted that story about the chicken!]]
59* chihuahua
60* chinch bug
61* chinchilla
62* clam
63* cockapoo
64* cockatoo and cockatiel (both start with "cock", though "cockatoo," with the "oo" sound, is probably a bit funnier.)
65* cockroach
66* coelacanth (See-la-canth)
67** '''[[VideoGame/AnimalCrossingNewHorizons Blast from the past!]]'''
68*** Think positive! Be a coela-CAN!
69* cow ([[ComicStrip/TheFarSide Gary Larson]] said so)
70* crab
71** [[WesternAnimation/AnimalMechanicals NAUGHTY CRAB!!]]
72** Even better if it's a GiantEnemyCrab.
73* crappie
74* [[VideoGame/DeeeerSimulator deer]]
75* dickcissel
76* dickey-bird
77* dik dik (A type of antelope.)
78* dingo
79* [[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dipper dipper]], a small bird known for diving underwater
80* dodo
81* donkey
82** [[WesternAnimation/Shrek2 (with the voice of]] Creator/EddieMurphy[[WesternAnimation/Shrek2 ) DONKEY!]]
83** VideoGame/DonkeyKong
84* duck
85** Scientifically proven to be true in most languages - [[{{Duck}} duck]] jokes even translate well even when they rely on language-specific puns.
86** Speaking of other languages, the Spanish word for "duck" is just as funny: ''pato!''
87** [[WesternAnimation/FindingNemo "That's not a duck, it's a PELICAN!"]]
88** [[WesternAnimation/PhineasAndFerb "And so the duck says, 'Got any grapes?'"]]
89* dugong
90* dung beetle
91* echidna. just try to say it out loud. It's weird AND funny.
92* [[VideoGame/DwarfFortress elep]][[WebVideo/TheNostalgiaCritic hant]]
93* emu
94* flapling (baby pterosaur)
95* flea
96* frog
97* ''[[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gasosaurus Gasosaurus]]'' (so named because it was discovered at a gas station, not because of... [[{{Gasshole}} well, you know what]])
98* gerbil
99* geoduck (A type of burrowing clam, pronounced "gooeyduck")
100* gibbon
101** [[Radio/ImSorryIllReadThatAgain WOAH, stuff that gibbon!]]
102* [[VideoGame/GoatSimulator goats]]
103** Except in Orleans County, [[{{Eagleland}} USA]], where "goat" was [[SeriousBusiness officially pronounced]] Not Funny... by Judge ''[[Theatre/PunchAndJudy Punch]]'' (no, [[RealityIsUnrealistic really]]).
104** [[VideoGame/Spyro2RiptosRage I'm a faun you dork !]]
105* gopher
106** [[WesternAnimation/GoGoGophers "Go Go Gophers, watch them go go go!"]]
107* gnu
108** don't forget, GNU's not Platform/{{UNIX}}!
109* goose (see also "oo" sounds, but "geese" is just as funny)
110** [[Music/TheLonelyIsland "Boiled goose"]] combines the "oi" and "oo" sounds for double hilarity.
111** geese ([[VideoGame/FatalFury PREDICTABLE!]])
112* gorilla, especially ''[[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Western_lowland_gorilla Gorilla gorilla gorilla]]''
113** Even better if it's a [[Anime/SmilePrecure Cure Gorilla]]!
114* great tit
115** really, any kind of tit (it's a bird)
116* hamster
117* Handfish are [sefulNotes/{{Australian|Wildlife}} fish that walk along the ocean floor. [[https://images.duckduckgo.com/iu/?u=https%3A%2F%2Fc1.staticflickr.com%2F3%2F2444%2F5740600377_d1ec139efc_z.jpg&f=1 And they're adorable]].
118* hartebeest (particularly when mentioned in the Music/FlandersAndSwann song as an animal the gnu is g-not)
119* herring
120** ...WithThisHerring!
121* hippopotamus
122-->"Your Majesty, if you were king, you wouldn't be afraid of anything?"\
123"Not nobody! Not nohow!"\
124"How about a hippopotamus?"\
125[[Film/TheWizardofOz "Why, I'd thrash him from top to bottom-us!"]]
126** [[WesternAnimation/TheBackyardigans Let's just say a little...hippo told me!]]
127* horned toad
128** or better still, "horny toad"
129* [[Advertising/TheManYourManCouldSmellLike horse]]
130** [[VideoGame/Left4Dead2 "Ah loove horses."]]
131** [[Series/TheThickOfIt "Are you a horse? Are you a fucking horse? You've got a pretty fucking horsey face. And a bit of a horsey wife. Are you a fucking horse?"]]
132** [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GUl9_5kK9ts Look at my horse! My horse is amazing!]]
133* humpback whale
134* humuhumunukunukuapua`a (Hawai`i's State Fish), [[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Reef_triggerfish better known as the Reef Triggerfish]]
135** [[Film/HighSchoolMusical Makihiki malahini-who!]]
136* iguana
137* jackelope
138* jellyfish
139* kangaroo
140* kakapo (a flightless New Zealand parrot)
141* kiwi
142* koala (especialy if they come from [[Anime/TheNoozles Koala Walla Land]].)
143* kukaburra
144* [[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kunekune Kunekune]]
145* labradoodle
146* liger (the offspring of a lion and a tiger)
147* lizard
148* llama. It's got to be the double L.
149** The one-L lama, he's a priest.\
150The two-L llama, he's a beast.\
151And I will bet a silk pajama: there isn't any three-L lllama!
152** alpaca
153** guanaco
154** vicuna
155* lobster
156** [[Music/TheB52s Rock Lobster!]]
157*** [[WesternAnimation/FamilyGuy Iraq Lobster]]
158** [[VideoGame/KirbySuperStar Heavy Lobster, away!]]
159* lumba-lumba (Malaysian for dolphin)
160* manatee, the reason for the [[CutawayGag former trope name]].
161** [[WebVideo/TheFundayPawpetShow seacow]]
162*** both got nothin' on Dugong
163* [[WesternAnimation/SouthPark man-bear-pig]]
164* mandrill (a kind of old-world monkey; separate the two words with a hyphen for full effect)
165** ...mand-rill?
166*** [[SarcasmMode Yeah, just like that. Hilarious, innit?]]
167** "Mandrill [[Anime/TengenToppaGurrenLagann is the drill that will pierce the Heavens!!!]]" ... ...sorry, couldn't resist.
168** [[WesternAnimation/TransformersPrime "I am able!]] [[MythologyGag Just ask]] [[http://www.unicron.us/tf1998/characterpages/bantor.htm Bantor]]! [[WesternAnimation/TransformersPrime He was all mandrill before I...]] [[ShoutOut put a tiger in his tank!"]]
169* marmot
170* marmoset ([[BlindIdiotTranslation optimal for craunching]])
171* mongoose
172* [[SillySimian monkey]]
173** Even more inherently funny than duck. Especially when used as an Adjective. Go ahead, add the word "monkey" to any verb or nn-proper noun you can think of.
174*** So, what about "duck-monkey"?
175** It's also useable as a handy verb. Or an expletive. [[GoshdangItToHeck Especially as an expletive]].
176** There's a type of flower called the Sticky Monkey Flower, apparently because its sticky and it looks like the face of a monkey. Try thinking about sticky monkeys without laughing.
177** [[Film/SuperMarioBros1993 Monkey!]]
178** [[WesternAnimation/TheSimpsons Purple monkey dishwasher]]
179* ''Mola mola'', or the ocean sunfish.
180* [[WesternAnimation/RockyAndBullwinkle moose]] (...[[FunWithSubtitles once bit my sister...]])
181** [[WesternAnimation/TheAmazingWorldOfGumball AAAHHH! MY WIFE! SHE LOOKS LIKE A MOOSE!]]
182** [[WesternAnimation/InvaderZim "A room... WITH A MOOOOSSEE!!"]]
183** This has led to something of a fundamental difference in the perception of the animal in the US and Europe; it's hard to remember sometimes that the "majestic elk" in folklore isn't the larger animal in the Pacific Northwest, but the goofy animal that Americans, and increasingly the rest of the Anglophone world, know as the "moose."
184* [[WesternAnimation/{{Freakazoid}} narwhal]]
185** [[http://www.weebls-stuff.com/songs/Narwhals/ Swimmin' in the ocean cuz they are so awesome]]...
186** [[VideoGame/Splatoon2 BAHAHAHA! What?! You think narwhals are real?! Like there are just whales with magical horns poking out of their heads? HAHAHA! Are y'all hearing this right now?!]]
187* ocelot, according to [[Series/WhoseLineIsItAnyway Greg Proops]]
188** Proops is quite the funny name too.
189* Octopus, especially when you consider the fact that its grammatically correct plural is 'octopuses.'
190* orangutan
191** [[https://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Recap/FawltyTowersS1E2TheBuilders "You are a hideous orangutan."]]
192* ostrich
193** [[WesternAnimation/FamilyGuy Why are there so many ostriches?]]
194* otter. Try inserting it into an average sentence.
195** An [[{{Pun}} otterly]] good time to be had!
196* Oyster. Oy!
197* pangolin
198* passable (Depending on your locality, it can sound like "possible" said in a peculiar accent).
199* peacock
200* penguin
201* [[PorkyPigPronunciation pig]]
202* pigeon
203** [[https://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Recap/FawltyTowersS2E6BasilTheRat "Pigeon! Pigeon! Like your English!"]]
204* [[VideoGame/{{Deltarune}} pipis]]
205* platypus
206** [[WesternAnimation/PhineasandFerb "He's Perry, Perry the platypus!"]]
207* polliwog
208* [[WesternAnimation/MyLittlePonyFriendshipIsMagic pony]]
209* poodle
210* porpoise
211* Pudu. This ''is'' a real creature (look it up!), the world's smallest deer. Scientific name? ''Pudu pudu.''
212** [[http://www.whatarebirds.com/images/pudu3.jpg Aww!]]
213** But what do you call it when one of those breeds with a bantha?
214*** [[ComicallyMissingThePoint Very confused?]]
215* puffin
216* Puggle (the proper term for a baby platypus or echidna, and the nickname for a pug/beagle crossbreed dog)
217* [[Film/ThePumaman puma]]
218** [[WebAnimation/RedVsBlue What in Sam Hell is a puma?]]
219* quagga (an extinct subspecies of the plains zebra - scientific name: Equus quagga quagga)
220* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LFcKV42U3wA pupa]]
221* [[WesternAnimation/FamilyGuy quahog]]
222* quokka.
223* Rhinoceros, so much so that it may even soften the emotional blow of having [[Literature/JamesAndTheGiantPeach your parents eaten by one.]]
224** [[Creator/OgdenNash Farewell, farewell, you old rhinoceros,]]\
225I'll stare at something less prepoceros.
226** The [[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rhinoceros_Party Rhinoceros Party]], a Canadian political party[[note]]Their platform: repealing the law of gravity, improving higher education by building taller schools, and tearing down the Rockies so Alberta can see the Pacific sunset... just to name a selection[[/note]]
227* sheep (known to [[BaaBomb blow up real baaaaaad]])
228** [[Film/EvanAlmighty Sh-SHEEEEEEEEEEP!!!!]]
229** [[Series/MontyPythonsFlyingCircus The sheep are not what they seem]].
230** [[Series/TheTonightShow Siss boom bah]].
231** [[WebAnimation/{{asdfmovie}} Beep beep, I'm a sheep, I said beep beep I'm a sheep.]]
232* sea pig (a species of sea cucumber, also a funny animal name)
233* ''[[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sinusonasus Sinusonasus]]''
234* skink (a type of lizard)
235* [[VideoGame/MetalGearSolid SNAAAAKE!!]]
236** [[Film/SnakesOnAPlane I've had it with these motherfuckin' snakes in this motherfuckin' tropes!]]
237** snek
238* sperm whale
239** Literature/MobyDick
240* ''[[WebVideo/TheNostalgiaCritic SPIIIIIIDERS!]]''
241** ''[[WesternAnimation/SpongeBobSquarePants SPIDER!!! SPIDER!!!!]]
242* spoonbill
243* spotted shag [[spoiler:(actually a kind of seabird)]]
244* squid
245** [[VideoGame/{{Splatoon}} You're a kid now, you're a squid now...]]
246* squirrel
247** [[WesternAnimation/{{Up}} Squirrel!]]
248* stallion
249* [[CuteKitten tabby]]
250* titmouse (which is neither a tit [breast], nor a mouse. It's a bird)
251** And one variety, the tufted titmouse.
252** And the Creator/BeatrixPotter character "Mrs Thomasina Tittlemouse".
253* Tits! [[spoiler: They're actually cute little birds.]]
254** Pictures of them make surprisingly good offerings when people online ask for tits without specifying which kind.
255* Tree sloth
256* trout
257--> [[Series/MontyPythonsFlyingCircus Anything goes in]]\
258Anything goes out\
259fish, bananas, old pajamas\
260mutton, beef and trout
261** Or, if you prefer:
262--> Often thinks that travel widens\
263"Stay at home," the [[Music/BrianEno trout obliges]]
264** [[VideoGame/EarthBound1994 Trout-flavored yogurt]] (it exists in Japan, in frozen form)
265** [[WesternAnimation/MakingFiends "And your feet will smell like trout!"]]
266* tsetse fly
267* [[Funny/FamilyFortunes tur]][[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M2AWKfMvDtw key]]
268* turtle
269* wallaby
270* [[Music/TheBeatles walrus]]
271** [[WebOriginal/LOLCats bukkit!]]
272** [[WebAnimation/RedVsBlue Didn't I tell you to stop makin' up animals?]]
273* weasel (one of Dave Barry's favorite words, the other one being "booger")
274* weimaraner (a breed of dog)
275* weiner dog
276* wildebeest
277* wiwaxia (an extinct spiky mollusk)
278* wolf
279* wombat (actually a very dangerous animal, but a funny name to be sure). And even their dangerousness is in a very KillerRabbit way; since they have a similar ecological niche to rabbits and look like them, though they are rather larger than any rabbit.
280* woodcock
281* woodchuck
282** How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?
283* yak
284** just [[http://www.google.com/search?q=%22never+knock+the+yak%22 never knock it]], as the song advices.
285* yellow-bellied sapsucker
286** [[ComicStrip/CalvinAndHobbes These idiots]] [[https://www.gocomics.com/calvinandhobbes/1993/09/16 make you write real small.]]
287* Most if not all animal ''noises'' as well, some of which have already been listed.
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290[[folder:Food Names]]
291* applejohn
292* [[Franchise/MyLittlePony applejack]]
293* artichoke
294* arugula
295* asafoetida
296** Its alternate name, "devil's dung", is funny for different reasons.
297* [[WebVideo/DontHugMeImScared aspic]]
298* bacon
299* [[WesternAnimation/SuperMarioWorld1991 bagel]]
300* banana (especially for those who can spell it but [[OverlyLongGag don't know where to stop]], like [[Literature/{{Discworld}} Nanny Ogg]])
301** [[Series/KamenRiderGaim BARON DA!]]
302** [[Franchise/DespicableMe "BANANAAAAAAAAAAAA!"]]
303** [[Series/{{Psych}} "When I go to Albertson's, I like to buy Mitchum Ice Blast. And bananas."]]
304** [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AuzyODgWRp4 Especially when combined with potato.]]
305** [[VideoGame/PlantsVsZombies2ItsAboutTime BA-Ba-BA-BANANA!]]
306** [[WesternAnimation/{{Rejected}} I AM A BANANA!]]
307** [[WesternAnimation/TheAmazingWorldOfGumball I say ba-nah-na, and I say ba-nana...]]
308** [[WebAnimation/FriendshipIsMagicBitch Do you like mmmmmmmmm bananas?]]
309** [[Film/LifeOfPi "But buhnuhnuhs don't float!"]]
310** [[VideoGame/DonkeyKong64 OHHHHHHHHHHHH BANANA]]
311** [[VideoGame/{{Deltarune}} Kris Get The Banana]]
312** [[Music/{{Vocaloid}} Banananananananananananananananana......]]
313** [[Music/TallyHall You do not banana all de time]]
314** [[Creator/TylerSederwall This shit is bananas! B-Q-L-U-F-E-T!]]
315* bangers and mash (sausages and mashed potatoes)
316** [[Series/ArrestedDevelopment Who wants a banger in the mouth?]]
317** [[WesternAnimation/ReadyJetGo 'Ello, guvnor. Care for a spot of tea, or bangers and mash?]]
318* beans
319* beef
320** beef jerky
321** bully beef
322** [[Recap/TheSimpsonsS8E8HurricaneNeddy wadded beef]]
323** [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5eZyspecXJE I smell like beef]]
324* beer
325* biltong
326* [[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kala_namak bire noon]] (to me it always sounded like something an angry Scottish person would say)
327** [[VideoGame/OverWatch It's bire noon...]]
328* booze
329* bouillabaisse
330** [[Literature/HarryPotter Bless you.]]
331** [[VideoGame/{{Splatoon}} Booyah Base]]
332* boysenberry
333* [[Series/JeevesAndWooster Brussels sprouts]]
334** [[WesternAnimation/TheAmazingWorldOfGumball Let's get some muscles and score some girls from...Brussels! ...Or something.]]
335* bubble-and-squeak
336* burger
337** [[WesternAnimation/SantaClausIsCominToTown Burgermeister Meisterburger]]
338** [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PsYxAz7KddA Grilled Cheese Burger]]
339* burrito
340** [[Recap/TheSimpsonsS4E17LastExitToSpringfield Where's my burrito!? Where's my burrito!?]]
341* butter
342* butternut
343* cabbage
344** [[WesternAnimation/AvatarTheLastAirbender MY CABBAGES!!!]]
345* [[VideoGame/{{Portal}} cake]]
346* cantaloupe
347* casaba
348* capicola, whether you pronounce it "ghaba-ghoul" or otherwise.
349* chalupa
350* cheese
351** [[WesternAnimation/WallaceAndGromit I'm just crackers about cheese!]]
352* chicken (at least LeeroyJenkins has it)
353** [[Film/TheRoom2003 You're just a chicken! CHEEP CHEEP CHEEP CHEEEEEP!]]
354* Chimichanga
355* chip butty, which was funny-sounding enough to make the sandwich a coveted power-up in ''VideoGame/EarthwormJim 2''
356* churro
357* cinnamon
358** "ciminiminiminiminiminon"
359** "''[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AEUULIs_UWE Cinnamon, no!!]]''"
360* cock-a-leekie soup [In case you're wondering, it's made with chicken, leeks, rice, barley, and sometimes prunes].
361* coffee
362* cookies
363* corn
364** [[Recap/TheSimpsonsS8E8HurricaneNeddy corn nog]]
365** [[WebAnimation/TeenGirlSquad "Corn is no place for A Mighty Warrior!"]]
366** [[WesternAnimation/AquaTeenHungerForce "Gentlemen, BEHOLD! CORN!"]]
367** [[http://i.imgur.com/icLuHAu.png?1 order corn]]
368** [[WesternAnimation/TheBackyardigans "Don't you love corn?" "Yep, sure do!"]]
369** Film/ChildrenOfTheCorn
370** [[{{LetsPlay/Slimecicle}} "Come today, try some corn, or we will sacrifice your newborn! AAAAU-"]]
371* crepe
372** [[WebAnimation/TheMostPopularGirlsInSchool Wait, did someone say crepe?]]
373* [[Series/FakingIt croquembouche]]
374* crumpet
375* cucumber - funny in multiple languages. Look it up on a translator. I dare you.
376** "Cucumber" in Croatian is "Krastavac", and on Google Translate it sounds like "Clusterfuck".
377*** It's pronounced "cruss-tuh-vatch". Still funny.
378* [[WesternAnimation/MyLittlePonyFriendshipIsMagic cupcakes]]
379** Even though sometimes it has [[Fanfic/CupcakesSergeantSprinkles nightmarish implications]].
380** [[Music/CupcakKe If you add another K...]]
381* cumin
382* cumquat
383* demiglace
384* [[VideoGame/TheLegendOfZeldaCDIGames din]][[YoutubePoop ner]]
385* dillweed; [[HehHehYouSaidX "You said dillweed, heh-heh-heh]].
386* donut (especially for the British, who traditionally spell this as "doughnut")
387* egg
388** [[WesternAnimation/TheSimpsons You better run, egg!]]
389** [[WebAnimation/TwoMoreEggs Two more eggs, two more eggs!]]
390** [[{{Theatre/Macbeth}} Why, you egg! Young fry of treachery!]] *kills him*
391*** He has killed me, Mother! Run away, I pray you!
392** [[VideoGame/ResidentEvil5 You will give me an egg!]]
393** [[Literature/GreenEggsAndHam EGGS! EGGS! E-DOUBLE-G-S EGGS!]]
394** [[Series/ItsAlwaysSunnyInPhiladelphia Can I offer you a nice egg in this trying time?]]
395** [[VideoGame/TheImpossibleQuiz Egg>28]]
396** [[spoiler:Harrumph!]] [[VideoGame/MonsterHunter4 Egg-cellent work! I knew you had the eggs to pull it off!]]
397* eggnog
398* eggplant
399** And the British word for eggplant, aubergine
400* [[WesternAnimation/SausageParty firewater]]
401* Fajitas
402* falafel
403** Especially if you're [[WesternAnimation/ReadyJetGo Jet Propulsion]].
404* farfalle
405* flan
406** [[WesternAnimation/CourageTheCowardlyDog Flan, flantasy flan...]]
407** [[WebVideo/SchaffrillasProductions Metro Flan (idk what that means)]]
408* [[VideoGame/TownOfSalem flummery]]
409* Fishfingers
410** [[Series/DoctorWho AND CUSTARD]]
411** [[Music/ChameleonCircuit The worst thing is its actually kind of tasty...]]
412** [[WesternAnimation/SouthPark fishsticks]]
413* [[Series/TheSopranos gabagool]]
414* garbanzo
415* [[WesternAnimation/{{Chowder}} gazpacho]]
416* gherkin
417** [[VideoGame/Splatoon2 Are you gherk-IN or gherk-OUT?]]
418* Gorditas
419* gukbap
420* gumbo
421* haggis, Och mon!
422* ham (especially the [[LargeHam large]] kind)
423** [[Radio/TrueCapitalist hambone]]
424*** [[WesternAnimation/RegularShow Hamboning will save your life!]]
425** [[Series/ItsAlwaysSunnyInPhiladelphia rumham!]]
426** [[LetsPlay/RabbidLuigi IT'S A GENUINE]] [[VideoGame/TeamFortress2 HAM SHANK!]]
427** [[WesternAnimation/TheSpiritOfChristmas NO, NOT HAM, YOU FAT FUCK!]]
428* head cheese (it's neither head nor cheese; it's actually jellied, cured meat [[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Head_cheese]])
429* hot dog
430* ''in vitro'' meat
431* jelly (especially in the context of brains)
432* jellybean
433** [[Fanfic/JuniorOfficers Especially if you're drunk off your ass and you can't stop thinking that your girlfriend looks like one.]]
434* jerk beef
435** [[WesternAnimation/{{Futurama}} "Jerk chicken, jerk beef, jerk pork... is there any meat this man can't jerk?"]]
436* kebab
437* ketchup (and you can't because you're TooSlow)
438* kimchi
439* [[Theatre/OnAClearDayYouCanSeeForever kippered herring]]
440* kumquat
441** [[Film/ItsAGift KUMQUATS!!]]
442* lasagna
443** As in [[WesternAnimation/EdEddNEddy "Ow! My lasagna!"]]
444** [[WebVideo/{{Garfielf}} lasaga]]
445* leblebi (roasted chickpeas). Come to think of it, "chickpea" is sort of, um, funny.
446* [[VideoGame/Portal2 lemons]]
447** [[WesternAnimation/SpongeBobSquarePants Every villain is lemons! Otherwise known as EVIL!]]
448* lollipop
449* macadamia
450* mangosteen
451* marmalade
452* [[WebAnimation/ASDFMovie marmite]]
453* [[WebAnimation/HomestarRunner marzipan]]
454* [[WesternAnimation/SuperMarioWorld1991 meatball]]
455* [[WesternAnimation/SouthPark meecrob]]
456* [[VideoGame/Facade2005 melon]]
457--> '''Trip:''' [[GameOver Okay, Troper, I think this evening is over; you've gotta leave.]]
458* meringue
459* muffin
460** [[WebAnimation/ASDFMovie "Hey Joey, you wanna eat me?" "No thanks, Mr. Muffin!"]]
461* mustard
462* mutton
463* nachos
464** [[Webcomic/SweetBroAndHellaJeff nanchos]]
465** [[WesternAnimation/BatmanTheBraveAndTheBold Batman does not eat NACHOS!]]
466* natto
467* noodle
468* nuts
469* [[WesternAnimation/Shrek1 onion]]
470* orzo
471* [[VideoGame/Persona5 pancake]]
472** But is it a [[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Vought_V-173 flying]] [[VideoGame/Strikers1945 pancake]]?
473* pasta
474* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lMPJZ4YZnqI Peanuts!]]
475* ''[[Series/{{Nanalan}} peepo]]''
476* [[{{VideoGame/Pepsiman}} Pepsi]], [[MemeticMutation especially when permuted into "Bepsi" and "Bepis"]].
477* pickle
478** [[WesternAnimation/RickAndMorty I turned myself into a pickle, Morty!]]
479** tickle
480** motorsickle
481* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1kG7rUUoUwA/ pie]]
482** pot pie
483** [[WebAnimation/StrongBadEmail Ooohh-oooh. Thank you once again for my pies. I spent particular effort on the Crème Bernard.]]
484* pineapples
485* pistachio
486* pizza
487** [[https://youtu.be/20musPh8lXI?t=35 PIIIIZZZZZAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!]]
488* pomegranate
489** [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OlI8r3nNUVw NO POMEGRANATES!]]
490* pork
491** Especially ''pulled'' pork.
492** [[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pork_barrel Pork-barrel project]]: an expensive PointlessCivicProject that only exists to bring money to a politician's own district
493* porridge
494* [[Literature/TheLordOfTheRings potatoes]]
495** [[WebVideo/TheMysteriousMrEnter Because... potatoes!]]
496* [[CanadaEh poutine]]
497* [[Creator/BillCosby pud]][[WesternAnimation/TheFairlyOddparents di]][[WesternAnimation/{{Rugrats}} ng]]
498** [[Music/PinkFloyd If you don't eat your meat, you can't have any pudding! How can you have any pudding if you don't eat your meat?"]]
499* [[Webcomic/MSPaintAdventures pumpkin]]
500** What pumpkin?
501** [[WesternAnimation/ItsTheGreatPumpkinCharlieBrown Every year, the Great Pumpkin visits the pumpkin patch he believes is the most sincere, bringing candy and toys...]]
502* pumpernickel
503* quandong (a kind of fruit)
504* quiche
505* quinoa
506* [[WesternAnimation/GarfieldAndFriends raisins]]
507** [[WesternAnimation/TheBackyardigans "Tyrone, what are you eating?"]]
508* rambutan (and it looks even funnier than it sounds)
509* rhubarb
510** [[Film/Batman1989 Never rub another man's rhubarb.]]
511** From [[WebVideo/{{Retsupurae}} Retsupurae's]] video on Dahir Insaat's "vertical farming technique":
512---> '''[=TieTuesday=]:''' It's like building an entire city ''around'' your city, but instead of people - ''rhubarb'' lives there.
513* [[WesternAnimation/TheNewAdventuresOfWinnieThePooh rutabaga]]
514* salami
515* [[SatiatingSandwich Sandwich]]. For added hilarity, a [[VideoGame/TeamFortress2 Sandvich]].
516** Or "sammich"
517* sauerkraut
518* sausage
519* scone (at least when pronounced as "scon")
520* schnitzel
521** [[WesternAnimation/{{Chowder}} Radda radda radda radda ra!]]
522* [[Series/TheBigBangTheory shnapps]]
523* snickerdoodle
524* soup
525* [[VideoGame/HotelMario spaghetti]]
526** "pasghetti"
527** [[Creator/{{Terrytoons}} SOMEBODY TOUCHA MY SPAGHET!]]
528** [[WebOriginal/FluffyPony FWUFFY WAN SKETTIES!!]]
529* Spam, even before it was widely used for Internet junk mail. Whether it was funny before the Series/{{Monty Python|sFlyingCircus}} sketch is left to historians.
530** OK, because we have to. *Deap Breath* SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM BAKED BEANS SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM...
531*** "♫Spam spam spam spam spam spammity spaaaaaam, wonderful spaaaaaaam! Lovely spaaaaam, wonderful spaaaaaam!♫"
532* spotted dick
533** [[WebVideo/TheNostalgiaChick "Hey Lindsay, want some dick?"]]
534** [[Series/{{Psych}} Spotted dick? Spotted dick? Spotted dick? Three spotted dicks.]]
535* Sprite Cranberry
536** Want a Sprite Cranberry?
537* squab
538* tangelo
539* taco
540--> There was aphids on the lettuce\
541and I...ate every one
542** [[WesternAnimation/TheLegoMovie TACO TUESDAY!!!!]]
543* tapioca
544* [[VideoGame/HotelMario toast]]
545* [[Film/AttackOfTheKillerTomatoes tomato]]
546* tuna
547** [[VideoGame/{{Darius}} I always wanted a thing called tuna sashimi]].
548* turducken
549* turrón
550** [[WebAnimation/{{ENA}} TURRÒN! TURRÒN! TURRÒN!]]
551* turnip
552* waffle
553** [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eDU0CTDMk2g Do you like waffles?]]
554* whiskey
555* yam
556* yoghurt
557--> Just try saying it. YO''GHURT''. It's a gross food word.
558** [[Film/{{Spaceballs}} Yogurt, Yogurt! Oh I hate yogurt, even with strawberries!]]
559* zucchini
560[[/folder]]
561
562[[folder:Given Names]]
563* Abercrombie
564* [[Literature/HarryPotter Aberforth]]
565* Abernathy
566* Aiken Drum, a.k.a. TheManInTheMoon [[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Aiken_Drum who played upon a ladle]].
567* AlanSmithee
568* Albert
569* Aldo
570* Algernon
571* Aloysius
572* Archibald
573** [[WebVideo/ProZD He thinks that enemy got...]] [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=688z-4SWxOQ the point!]]
574* Archimedes
575** [[VideoGame/TeamFortress2 Archimedes, no, it's filzhy on TVTropes!]]
576* [[Anime/PokemonTheSeries Ash]]. [[Franchise/EvilDead Alternately]]...
577* [[Music/{{Beyonce}} Becky]]
578* [[Franchise/{{TheFlash}} Bartholomew]]
579** [[WesternAnimation/TheSimpsons Bart]]
580*** [[UsefulNotes/BayAreaRapidTransit The doors are closing. Please stand clear of the doors.]]
581* [[VideoGame/ManiacMansion Bernard]]
582** [[Series/{{Blackadder}} Especially if you're a girl]]
583* Bert, or Bertram
584** If your name happens to be Bertram, do not marry a woman named Gertrude, or else [[Series/JeevesAndWooster you will be known to all and sundry as "Bertie and Gertie". Like some bad music hall act.]]
585*** Speaking of which, "Wooster" is a very funny name.
586* Bertha
587* [[Literature/LordoftheRings Bilbo Baggins.]] But ONLY in combination.
588** Balbo Baggins.
589** Bungo Baggins.
590** [[VideoGame/TeamFortress2 DOMINATED, Bizmo Bittins!]]
591* [[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Boaty_McBoatface Boaty McBoatface]]
592* The ever-classic Bob (especially if Edmund Series/{{Blackadder}} says it. That has a lot to do with the fact that Creator/RowanAtkinson has a stutter when he tries to pronounce the letter B)
593* [[Film/MontyPythonsLifeOfBrian Brian]]
594** I want to cwucify Bwian and wealease Wodewwick.
595* [[WesternAnimation/{{Encanto}} Bruno]]
596** [[Film/Bruno2009 Brüno]] (with an [[HeavyMetalUmlaut umlaut thrown in for good measure]])
597* Carl ([[WebAnimation/LlamasWithHats especially if you stretch out the "ar"]])
598** [[VideoGame/Dota2 Behold before you, the illustrious, the imperious, ingenious archmage… CARL.]]
599** [[VideoGame/GrandTheftAutoSanAndreas ALL WE HAD TO DO WAS FOLLOW THE DAMN TRAIN, CJ!]]
600** [[{{WesternAnimation/PhineasAndFerb}} Carl Karl]]
601* [[WebAnimation/RedVsBlue Caboose]]. Actually his last name, but his full name is Michael J. Caboose. Though, Grif might be funnier.
602* Chesterdrawers
603* Chloe
604* Chuck
605* [[ComicStrip/TheFarSide Clarence]]
606* Cos Dashit, the original name for the equally funny-named [[Franchise/StarWars Emperor Palpatine]].
607** His official name "Sheev" still counts.
608* Cleatus, the NFL on Fox's animated mascot
609* [[WesternAnimation/TheSimpsons Cletus]]
610* Clive
611* Clowney
612* Cluck was my Grandmother's maiden name. I also knew a few Gobbles growing up.
613* [[Music/RayStevens Clyde]]
614* [[WesternAnimation/TheFairlyOddParents Cosmo]]
615* [[Website/SCPFoundation dado]]
616-->-- [[CallingCard by]] [[AllLowercaseLetters dado]]
617* Dagmar
618* [[ComicStrip/Blondie1930 Dagwood Bumstead]], known for making super-stacked double, triple, and multiple level sandwiches.
619* [[Music/ClaudeDebussy Debussy]]
620** [[WesternAnimation/FamilyGuy Sometimes all I can think about is Debussy!]]
621* [[Franchise/AssassinsCreed Desmond]]
622** [[WebAnimation/{{asdfmovie}} Desmond the moon bear!]]
623* Deutch
624* [[Series/AreYouBeingServed Dick]]
625* [[Film/TheBigLebowski Donny]]
626* Dora, particularly when combined with allusions to [[WesternAnimation/DoraTheExplorer 'explorer']].
627** [[Manga/JoJosBizarreAdventureDiamondIsUnbreakable DORARARARARARARARARA!]]
628* [[Literature/TheBible Dorcas]]
629** [[VideoGame/FireEmblemTheBlazingBlade I put poison in his mutton.]]
630* [[Series/{{Bewitched}} Durwood]]
631* Douglas
632** Doug. Especially if it's [[https://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/WesternAnimation/TheFairlyOddParents Doug Dimmadome, owner of the Dimmsdale Dimmadome]]
633* [[WebAnimation/HomestarRunner Dwayne!]]
634* VideoGame/{{Darius}}
635* Darren.
636** Jerome
637** Gregor (is a weird name)
638* Dumas, what an unfortunate last name.
639* Ed
640** [[http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/2016/04/28/ed-balls-day-how-the-former--shadow-chancellor-became-twitters-f/ Ed Balls]]
641** [[WesternAnimation/EdEddNEddy Edd and Eddy]]
642* Egbert
643* Elmer
644** [[WesternAnimation/BugsBunny Elmer Fudd]]
645** [[Franchise/SesameStreet Elmo]]
646* [[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Engelbert_Humperdinck_(composer) Engelbert Humperdinck]] (a Late Romantic ClassicalMusic composer who lived about the same time as Music/JohannesBrahms)
647* Ernest
648* Ernie
649* Ethel (particularly funny to organic chemistry students)
650* Ethelbert
651* Eugene
652* Ezekiel
653* [[Film/{{Downfall}} Fegelein]]
654* Fernando
655* Filbert
656* Fillmore
657* Flaherty
658* [[Film/MeetTheParents Focker]], alternately spelled Fokker (it's Dutch)
659* Fortescu
660* Francisco, [[Film/{{Elf}} that's fun to say!]]
661* Fred
662** [[VideoGame/FiveNightsAtFreddys Freddy]]
663*** [[https://youtube.com/shorts/xA1s4GYf9Cg?feature=share feddy]]
664* [[Film/WaynesWorld Gar]][[Series/GarthMarenghisDarkplace th]]
665* Gary ([[Anime/PokemonTheSeries was here! Ash is a loser!]]
666* Gaylord
667** Also, just Gay.
668** [[WesternAnimation/TheAmazingWorldOfGumball Gaylord Robinson]]
669* Gaynor
670* Geordie
671* [[Series/{{Seinfeld}} George]]
672* [[Series/ICarly Gibby]]
673* [[Series/FullHouse Gibbler]]
674* Gladys
675** [[VideoGame/PokemonSunAndMoon Gladion]]
676** [[VideoGame/{{Portal}} GLaDOS]]
677* [[WebVideo/LetsGameItOut Grace]]
678* [[Literature/DiaryOfAWimpyKid Gregory]]
679** [[Memes/FiveNightsAtFreddysSecurityBreach Gregory, do you see the small vent on the floor? Have you ever heard of Among Us, Gregory?]]
680** [[https://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Literature/DiaryOfAWimpyKid Greg]]
681* Any variation of those German surnames that sound like the call of a turkey.
682* Gruoch, better known as Lady Theatre/{{Macbeth}}
683* Gus
684* Hank
685** [[WesternAnimation/KingOfTheHill BWAAH!]]
686** [[WebAnimation/MadnessCombat HAAANK]], [[SayMyName HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANK]]!!!
687* Hans (especially in the context of [[TabletopGame/MagicTheGathering "Ach! Hans, run! It's the Lhurgoyf!"]])
688* Harold
689* Heatholaf
690** When I first saw that, it looked like Heathloaf.
691* Herb
692** [[WesternAnimation/PhineasAndFerb Ferb]]
693** [[VideoGame/CookieRun Hoo hoo!]]
694* Herschel
695* Hogarth
696* [[Film/{{Babe}} Hoggett]]
697* Hortense
698** [[Literature/{{Matilda}} Hortensia]]
699* [[Literature/HortonHearsAWho Horton]]
700* Hubert
701* Huckabee
702* Huey
703* Humphrey
704* Iggy
705* Jedediah (or [[Series/TheBeverlyHillbillies Jed]])
706* [[Webcomic/SweetBroAndHellaJeff Jeff]]
707** [[Film/TwentyTwoJumpStreet My name's Jeff]]
708* Jehosephat
709* [[WesternAnimation/RickAndMorty Jer]][[VideoGame/{{Undertale}} ry]]
710** [[WesternAnimation/TomAndJerry I would disagree.]]
711* Jemima, occasionally used alongside Tarquin as pretentions child-naming.
712* Jethro
713* [[Film/TheRoom2003 Johnny]]
714* Josh
715* [[VideoGame/XenobladeChronicles1 Juju]]
716* [[Webcomic/{{Homestuck}} Karkat]]
717** Most of the dancestors' names, particularly Horuss and Meenah.
718* [[Film/MeanGirls Karen]]
719** [[MemeticMutation She took the kids!]]
720** [[ObnoxiousEntitledHousewife She wants to speak to your manager]].
721* Kermit (no, [[Franchise/TheMuppets the frog]] wasn't the first)
722* [[https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/219w2o/whos_the_dumbest_person_youve_ever_met/cgbhkwp Kevin]]
723** [[Film/HomeAlone McCallister]]
724* Kranwinkle
725* Lamar
726* Larry
727** [[Series/ImpracticalJokers LARRYYYYYY]]!
728** [[Franchise/SuperMarioBros Larry Koopa]] just [[https://supersmashbros.fandom.com/wiki/Koopalings looked like a Larry]].
729** [[WesternAnimation/SpongeBobSquarePants Livin' like Larry]]!
730* Lester
731* Lipschitz, and variations
732** I loved Al Lipschitz more than I can possibly say. He was a real artistic guy...sensitive...a painter...But he was always trying to find himself...
733* Logan
734* Lloyd
735** Lloydie could be used as a "pet-name"
736** [[WesternAnimation/TheLEGONinjagoMovie L-loyd]]
737* Louise
738* [[Manga/{{Planetes}} Lucie Ascam]]
739* [[Franchise/SuperMarioBros Luigi]]
740** [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=15nNY7uofNw&ab_channel=J.T.Sexkik Luigi board]]
741* Lulu
742* Hey, Mac!
743** Sticking "Mc-" in front of anything, too
744--> [[Series/WhoseLineIsItAnyway Brad]]: "Hello and welcome to the 6 o'clock news, I'm Chester Snapdragon [=McFisticuffs=]..."
745* [[VideoGame/TheElderScrollsVSkyrim Madanach]]
746* Marina
747--> '''[[VideoGame/MischiefMakers Professor Theo]]:''' HEEEEEELP MEEEEE MARINAAAAAAA!!
748** [[VideoGame/AnimalCrossing Blurp.]]
749* Maurice
750* [[Music/{{Tool}} May]][[Music/APerfectCircle nard]]
751* [=McCool=] (an Irish surname, anglicized from Mac Cumhaill)
752* Melvin (one of the most common names in ''Magazine/{{MAD}}'', from the first issue on)
753** [[Franchise/{{Madagascar}} Melman]]
754* [[Film/RobinHoodMenInTights Mervin]]
755* [[WesternAnimation/MonstersInc Mike Wazowski!]]
756* [[WesternAnimation/TheSimpsons Milhouse]]
757* Morag
758* [[Film/Morbius2022 Morbius]]
759** [[MemeticMutation IT'S MORBIN' TIME]]
760* Morton
761** [[Series/TheMclaughlinGroup Mor-Ton?]]
762*** [[VideoGame/PaperMarioColorSplash MORE LIKE... LESTON!]]
763** [[WesternAnimation/RickAndMorty Morty]]
764* [[WesternAnimation/TheLionKing1994 Mufasa, Mufasa, Mufasa!!]]
765* [[Franchise/D4DJ Muni]]
766** [[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/San_Francisco_Municipal_Railway Please hold on.]]
767* Murgatroyd
768* [[VideoGame/TheWorldEndsWithYou Neku]] (say it 10 times fast)
769* [[Manga/{{Naruto}} Neji]]. Rhymes with both "Reggie" ''and'' "wedgie". Go on, repeat it to yourself over and over.
770* [[Franchise/LyricalNanoha Nanoha]]
771* Ned (or Neddy)
772* [[WesternAnimation/ToyStory1 MRS. NESBIT.]]
773** [[Series/MontyPythonsFlyingCircus FIRE MRS. NESBITT!!]]
774* Nigel
775** [[WesternAnimation/TheWildThornberrys SMASHING!!!]]
776* [[Literature/TheBible Nimrod]] (thank you, WesternAnimation/BugsBunny)
777* [[VideoGame/EarthboundBeginnings Ninten]]
778* Norbert
779* Norman
780* Olaf
781** [[Series/ASeriesOfUnfortunateEvents It's the count, it's the count, it's the count!]]
782* Oonagh (alternately spelled "Una")
783** Is she [[Series/FamilyMatters from Altoona?]]
784* [[Franchise/TouhouProject Patchouli]]
785* Penelope
786* [=CeCe=] Peniston, which is her real name. Why she didn't go with a stage name and how record producers took her seriously, I have no idea.
787* Percy, [[VideoGame/RatchetAndClankFutureToolsOfDestruction Percival]]
788* Peregrine
789* [[https://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/WesternAnimation/FamilyGuy Peter,]] or just Pete
790* Phineas
791** and [[WesternAnimation/PhineasAndFerb Ferb]]
792*** [[Series/{{Voyagers}} Oh... Bat's breath!]]
793* [[Film/{{Goldfinger}} Pussy]], especially paired with the last name "Galore"
794* [[Series/TheHoneymooners Ral]][[WesternAnimation/TheSimpsons ph]]
795* [[WesternAnimation/DespicableMe2 Rams]][[HehHehYouSaidX bottom]] (yes, it's a real surname)
796* Rebecca
797** [[WebAnimation/BravestWarriors "REBECCA!"]]
798* Rika
799** [[VisualNovel/HigurashiWhenTheyCry Nipaa~]]
800** [[Franchise/D4DJ SAI & KOU!!]][[note]]Combining the previous two characters is ill-advised[[/note]]
801* Rupert
802* Rutigar
803* [[Creator/ArnoldSchwarzenegger Schwarzenegger]]
804* [[WesternAnimation/MyLittlePonyFriendshipIsMagic Scootaloo]]
805* Seymour
806** [[WesternAnimation/TheSimpsons Skinner]] or [[WesternAnimation/{{Futurama}} Asses?]]
807*** [[Theatre/LittleShopofHorrors Krelbourn.]]
808*** [[VideoGame/FinalFantasyX Guado.]]
809* [[WesternAnimation/SpongeBobSquarePants Shel]][[Series/TheBigBangTheory don]]
810** [[VideoGame/{{Splatoon}} Shellendorf]]
811* [[Creator/MNightShyamalan Shyamalan]]
812* [[VideoGame/DawnOfWar Sindri]]
813* [[WesternAnimation/TheSimpsons Sneed]]
814* Surname example: Snodgrass.
815** Note on that, Chitty. And Beaglehole.
816** [[Anime/PuellaMagiMadokaMagica Seckendorf]]
817** Semprini
818*** [[Series/MontyPythonsFlyingCircus "Semprini?"]]
819*** OUT!
820* Stan
821* [[OneSteveLimit Steve]]. Stretch it out. Steeeeve.
822** [[WesternAnimation/CloudyWithAChanceOfMeatballs STEEEVE!]]
823** [[WebAnimation/HomestarRunner EH! STEVE!]]
824** [[WebAnimation/BowsersKingdom HI GUYS!]]
825** [[LetsPlay/{{Chuggaaconroy}} STEVE'S A TROOPER?!]]
826* Strunk
827* Sven (and Ole)
828* Tarquin, the metonym of pretentious child-naming.
829* Ted
830* Thaddeus
831* [[MeaningfulName Thistle]][[Theatre/AvenueQ twat]]
832* [[WesternAnimation/TheTick "Thrakazog! With a 'K'! Boy are you ever rude!"]]
833* Tiesenhausen
834* Timothy or just [[WesternAnimation/SouthPark TIMMY!]]
835* Todd
836* Trixie, [[WesternAnimation/MyLittlePonyFriendshipIsMagic Great and Powerful]] or otherwise
837* [[VideoGame/NekoAtsume Tubbs]]
838* [[WesternAnimation/{{Archer}} Tunt]].
839* Turtletaub
840* Tyrone
841** [[WesternAnimation/TheBackyardigans "MY NAME'S TYRONE!"]]
842* Waldo, Wally (particularly when combined with allusions to [[Literature/WheresWaldo "where's"]])
843* Walter (especially when combined with [[Film/TheBigLebowski Sobchak]])
844** [[https://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Memes/BreakingBad waltuh]]
845* Wilberforce
846** Bathsheba
847** Elvendork (it's unisex!)
848* [[Series/MrEd Wilbur]]
849** [[Music/WilburSoot Soot]]
850* Wilkie
851* Willy
852* [[Franchise/ToyStory Woody]]
853* [[Series/StarTrekTheNextGeneration Worf]]
854** You really shouldn't laugh at a Klingon...
855* Yogi
856* [[WesternAnimation/TheAmazingWorldOfGumball Zach]]
857* Zan
858** [[VideoGame/KirbyStarAllies Zan Par...? Jaway majaja! Japologa vun...]][[note]] Translation: Zan Par...? I forgot again! I am very sorry! [[/note]]
859** [[VideoGame/KirbyStarAllies Zan Par! Jif Majaja Ji Bastion Konjy… Janno.]][[note]] Translation: Zan Par! If my heart goes crazy again... No, never mind.[[/note]]
860** [[VideoGame/ZeroRanger Big Zan has been eliminated. Proceeding with the mission.]]
861* [[Series/PowerRangersRPM Zig]][[Series/LazyTown gy]]
862* [[WesternAnimation/AvatarTheLastAirbender Zu-Zu]]
863* ...And, of course, just about anything to be found at the Pophangover site [[http://awkwardnames.com/ Awkward Names]].
864[[/folder]]
865
866[[folder:Place Names]]
867* Abitibi-Témiscamingue, Canada
868** The pronunciation is important: Ah-bee-tee-bee Teh-miss-kah-meng.
869*** There is a lake in Abiti-Témiscamingue called "Lake Duparquet". The biggest island on the lake is called '''Mouk-Mouk Island'''. It has reached [[MemeticMutation memetic]] status in French-Canadian culture as a synonym for "ass-end of nowhere", but few know it really exists.
870* Accident, MD
871* [[Music/WeirdAlYankovic Albuquerque, NM]]
872** Not only Weird Al, WesternAnimation/BugsBunny knew it was funny ("I knew I should've taken a left turn at Albuquerque.") Made funnier by his Brooklyn accent that toined it into Albecoikie.
873*** It even shows up in a Franchise/{{Halo}} fanfic, of all places, narrated by a Covenant Elite: "...we had landed on the UNSCDF orbital platform Albuquerque. I had no idea which was more bizarre: The platform's name, which tied my mandibles in knots..."
874* Aloha, Oregon (whether you pronounce it as A-lo-wa as the city's name is supposed to be pronounced or as A-low-ha as the word "aloha" is pronounced otherwise)
875* Altoona, PA
876* Antananarivo, Madagascar
877* Antwerp, Belgium
878* Attawapiskat, ON, Canada
879* Assawoman, VA. Perfectly paired with Manassas, VA.
880* Assawompset Pond, MA
881* Äteritsiputeritsipuolilautatsijänkä, Finland
882* Azerbaijan
883* Baden-Baden, Baden-Württemberg, Germany.
884** Even funnier when you know that "Baden" means "Baths."
885*** So it's German for "tub-tub"?
886*** Actually, no. "Baden" is a German verb that translates to "to have a bath" and "to bathe". The correct German word for "Baths" would be "Bäder".
887* Bald Knob, AR/WV/VA
888** "Knob" here is a dialect word for "hill/mountain", which explains why there are not one but three cities named after a nearby summit with exposed rock.
889* Bandar Seri Begawan, Brunei
890* Bangor, Maine[[WesternAnimation/{{Animaniacs}} -ey]]
891* Bangkok, Thailand
892** which is just down the road from Phuket
893** Oh, and its ceremonial name? * deep breath* [[OverlyLongName Krung Thep Mahanakhon Amon Rattanakosin Mahinthara Yuthaya Mahadilok Phop Noppharat Ratchathani Burirom Udomratchaniwet Mahasathon Amon Piwan Awatan Sathit Sakkathatiya Witsanukam Prasit]]. Longest place name in the world, people! (For those curious, it means "The city of angels, the great city, the eternal jewel city, the impregnable city of God Indra, the grand capital of the world endowed with nine precious gems, the happy city, abounding in an enormous royal palace that resembles the heavenly abode where above reigns the reincarnated god, a city given by Indra and built by Vishnukarm".)
894* [[UsefulNotes/BayAreaRapidTransit BART]]
895* Batman, Turkey. [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w2OZdjiaQxY Apparently they've tried to sue Warner Bros.]]
896** Interestingly, one of the [[WhatCouldHaveBeen proposed names]] for central UsefulNotes/{{Melbourne}}, Australia, was "Batmania", named for a local explorer John Batman.
897* Beaver County, PA. With two boroughs called Beaver and Big Beaver and a city called ''Beaver Falls''...
898* Belchertown, MA
899* [[Franchise/TheHitchhikersGuideToTheGalaxy Belgium]]
900** "Things were getting pretty [[ComicStrip/GetFuzzy Belgium]], so..."
901** [[Recap/DoctorWho2007CiNSTimeCrash "That's a paradox. Could blow a hole in the space-time continuum the size of...(computer gives a readout)...well actually the exact size of...Belgium."]]
902* [[Franchise/{{Castlevania}} Belmont]], California
903* Bend, Oregon
904* Benderloch, Argyll and Bute, Scotland
905* Bendigo, Vic, Australia
906* Big Bone Lick State Park, Kentucky
907** Located near the towns of Beaver Lick and Rabbit Hash...
908** Heck, "Kentucky" itself becomes somewhat funny after saying it enough times.
909* Bird-in-Hand, PA
910* Blue Ball Lane, Surrey
911* Blue Ball, PA
912* Boise, Idaho
913* Bong Recreation Area (I-94, Exit 340 in Wisconsin)
914* Boring, OR, "The Most Exciting Place To Live". Whenever a resident makes the newspapers, the headline always reads something like: "Boring man arrested for..."
915** The sister city of Dull, Scotland.
916** If you're looking for something interesting in Maryland, you can check out the Boring Gas Engine Show and Flea Market.
917** There's also a Boring, Tennessee in Sullivan County, southeast of Kingsport...
918** One freeway sign in Clackamas says "Boring Sandy"
919* Boogardie, WA, Australia
920* Booger Hollow, Arkansas. Look it up.
921* Booger Mountain, North Carolina. Known for Christmas trees; their marketing campaign is "Always Pick a Booger!"
922* Botswana
923** Bophuthatswana
924* Bora Bora
925* Braintree, Massachusetts and Braintree, England
926* Brokenwind, Aberdeenshire, Scotland
927** Same county as Backside!
928* Bruce Rock, WA, Australia
929* Budgewoi, Australia
930* Bugtussle, the fictitious hometown of [[Series/TheBeverlyHillbillies the Clampetts]], before Jed struck oil and became a multimillionaire, moving out to Beverly Hills...
931** There are two real-life unincorporated communities: one in Oklahoma, home of former House Speaker Carl Albert
932** ....and Bugtusssle, Kentucky
933* Bundaberg, QLD, Australia
934* Burkina Faso
935* [[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Butt_Hole_Road Butt Hole Road]], Doncaster, England
936* Buttzville, NJ
937* Camas, Washington
938* Caniapiscau, Quebec, Canada.
939* Cape Foulwind, New Zealand
940* Cape Horn. If you don't get it, just yell "I really like Cape Horn!" really loudly and quickly in front of all your friends.
941** ... Anime/{{K}} porn? Oh dear. [[strike: Ain't the same thing as K-pop, is it?]]
942* Chattahoochee River
943** Chattahoochee, Florida
944*** [[WesternAnimation/BatmanTheAnimatedSeries "You nearly blew us to Chattahoochee!"]]
945* Chattanooga, Tennessee
946* Chappaquiddick, MA
947* Cheesequake State Park, New Jersey
948* Chicken, AK
949** So named because they couldn't spell Ptarmigan.
950* Chicken Rock, Isle of Mann
951* Chittagong, Bangladesh.
952* Clackamas, Oregon
953* Cleveland.
954* Climax. One in Michigan, one in North Carolina.
955* Clitheroe, Lancashire, England (the middle syllable is pronounced like "the", but still)
956* Cockalofty, Hereford, England
957* Cockburn Town, capital city of the Turks and Caicos Islands.
958* [[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cockermouth Cockermouth]], Cumbria, England
959* [[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cockfield,_County_Durham Cockfield]], County Durham, England
960* Cockfosters (a [[UsefulNotes/TheLondonUnderground Piccadilly Line]] destination)
961* Cocklebiddy, WA, Australia
962* [[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Condom,_Gers Condom]], France. Where you can find the [[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Condom_Cathedral Condom Cathedral]]. No, it's not made of rubber.
963** [[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dildo,_Newfoundland_and_Labrador#See_also Along with Pussy, France and Anus, France.]] It really is the home of the city of love.
964* Cold Christmas Lane, England
965* Cooma, NSW, Australia
966* Corfu
967* Cox Bight, TAS, Australia
968* Crackpot, North Yorkshire
969* Cuba, Missouri
970* Crapstone, Devon
971* Cucamonga, CA (Animated characters are required by law to pronounce it "[[Radio/TheJackBennyProgram KOOK... aMUNga!]]")
972** The full name is "Rancho Cucamonga", which might be even funnier.
973* Cut and Shoot, TX. [[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cut_and_Shoot,_Texas No, really]].
974* Czechoslovakia
975* Dahomey
976* Darjeeling, India
977* Deaf Smith County, Texas
978* Denial Bay, SA, Australia (I have no idea why)
979* Dike Access Road, Washington (if you've ever driven north on I-5 from Portland to Seattle, you couldn't have missed the sign)
980* Dildo, Newfoundland, Canada
981** [[Music/TheArrogantWorms "I know the name's misleading, that's quite a problem here..."]]
982* Dingle Peninsula, Kerry, Ireland
983* Dingwall, Scottish Highlands
984* Diss, Norfolk, England
985* Djibouti (congratulations, you just laughed at thousands of starving people.)
986** Sheik sheik sheik, sheik sheik sheik, sheik djibouti...oh yeah!
987* Dnepropetrovsk, Ukraine
988** "[[Music/SongsByTomLehrer His friend in Alexandrovsk has friend in Petropavlovsk, whose friend, somehow, is solving now the problem in Dnepopetrovsk!]]"
989* Dookie, Australia.
990* Dooomadgee, QLD, Australia (yes, with three o's, I checked)
991** Actually, it only has two o's, but it's still funny regardless.
992* Dorking, Surrey
993* Dubbo, Australia
994* East Taphouse, Middle Taphouse and West Taphouse, Cornwall, UK
995*** The same county has the village of Greenbottom
996* Easter Kinkell, Ross-shire, Scotland
997* [[WebAnimation/HomestarRunner Eau Claire, Wi]]sconsin, USA. And, for that matter, Chippewa County.
998* Embarrass, Minnesota, USA
999* Eromanga Basin, Australia. Hope they like hentai!
1000* Fart, Konya, Turkey
1001* [[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fazakerley Fazakerley]]
1002* Fernando Poo (see entry above on "poo")
1003* [[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fingringhoe Fingringhoe]]
1004* [[WesternAnimation/SpongeBobSquarePants Finland!]]
1005* Fishkill, New York, a place that PETA actually protested ("kill" is Dutch for stream)
1006* Flin Flon, Manitoba, Canada
1007* Floyds Knobs, Indiana, USA
1008** And in the same state, French Lick.
1009* [[OnlyInFlorida Florida]]
1010--> Florida man goes into a giggling fit upon seeing his own state mentioned
1011* Flippin, Arkansas, USA
1012* Fort Gay, West Virginia
1013** Microsoft didn't think it was funny (that, plus they didn't know there really was such a place). An Xbox Live user from there got banned for it. The user had to fight to keep his account. Even the mayor got involved, and MS only reinstated his account when it started making national news.
1014* [[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/French_Lick,_Indiana French Lick, Indiana.]]
1015* Fucking, Austria; which has problems with British tourists stealing their signs.
1016** I would steal that sign.
1017** Same country: Oberfucking, Unterfucking, and Fuckersberg.
1018* [[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Great_Cockup Great Cockup and Little Cockup]]. These are the genuine names of two hills in England.
1019** Both are near the town of Cockermouth, which itself belongs on the list.
1020* Garmisch-Partenkirchen, Germany)
1021* The Gliese 581 System
1022* Golden Balls, Oxfordshire
1023* Going Street and Failing Street, Portland, Oregon
1024* Gonzaga University, Spokane,WA
1025* Gosh, Armenia
1026* Great Snoring, Norfolk
1027* Guadalajara, Jalisco, Mexico (this is funnier to Spanish speakers than English, mind you.)
1028* Guam
1029* Guggenheim. Also fun to say.
1030* Gwangju, South Korea.
1031* Hackensack, NJ (mentioned in many {{Joisey}} jokes)
1032* Hahatonka State Park (in the Ozarks in Missouri)
1033* Ha Ha Road, London
1034* Hamtramck, Michigan
1035* Happy Valley-Goose Bay, Newfoundland and Labrador, Canada
1036* Head-Smashed-In Buffalo Jump, Alberta, Canada. So called because First Nations hunters used to chase buffalo off the cliff.
1037** Creator/DaveBarry: "I have called the centre, and when they answer the phone, they say, very politely--[[NotMakingThisUpDisclaimer I absolutely swear this is true]]--'Head-Smashed-In, may I help you?'"
1038* [[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hell_Michigan Hell, Michigan]] (which does tend to freeze over in the winter)
1039** For that matter, [[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hell%2C_Norway Hell, Norway]] (which, with ISO codes, shortens to Hell NO)
1040* Hells Halfacre, Kentucky
1041* Helsinki, Finland
1042* Hialeah, Florida (''Theatre/BellsAreRinging'' has Handel's [[IncrediblyLamePun Hialeah Chorus]])
1043* Hoboken, NJ. "[[WesternAnimation/MegasXLR Yeah, but that's Hoboken.]]"
1044** [[WesternAnimation/LooneyTunes OOOOOOOOHH, I'M DYING AGAIN!!]]
1045* Ho-Ho-Kus, NJ
1046* Homosassa Springs, Florida
1047* [[WebAnimation/HomestarRunner Homsar]], Iran
1048* Hooker County, Nebraska
1049* Hot Coffee, Mississippi
1050* Humptulips, WA. (Yes, it's said like you think.)
1051* Humpybong, QLD, Australia
1052* Ii, Finland
1053* Illibilli, Sudan (which is also the longest palindromic place name)
1054* [[IntercourseWithYou Intercourse]], Pennsylvania, right around Amish country.
1055** When the town was named it referred to a rail road crossing.
1056** For a while, [[WesternAnimation/TheSimpsons Superintendent Gary Chalmers]] lived in the town of Intercourse, PA
1057** In case you didn't know, Intercourse is right near some other towns named Gap, Bird-in-Hand, Paradise, and Blue Ball. I'll let your dirty mind fill in the rest.
1058*** Though, sadly, there appears to be no [[Series/TopGearUK Foreplay]].
1059*** Don't forget Virginville, PA!
1060* Idaho
1061** You da ho, We all da ho!
1062** [[WesternAnimation/AlphaAndOmega Ida-who?]]
1063* Inaloo, WA, Australia
1064* Islamabad, Pakistan
1065* Jackson Hole, Wyoming
1066* Jalalabad, Afghanistan
1067* Jim Hogg County, Texas
1068* Kalamazoo, Michigan (that "zoo" is the crucial syllable is ably demonstrated by the song "I've Got A Gal In Kalamazoo")
1069** Ironically, there is no zoo in Kalamazoo. There is, however, an aircraft museum called the "Air Zoo".
1070*** [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_BQZ3gt7hUI "Della and the dealer and a dog named Jake and a cat named..."]]
1071* Kamloops, BC, Canada
1072* Kazakhstan
1073* Kapuskasing, ON Canada
1074** Creator/RobertMunsch even ''[[http://www.amazon.ca/Where-Gah-Ning-Robert-N-Munsch/dp/1550379828 wrote a story about]]'' a girl who just wanted to go to Kapuskasing because the name was so awesome.
1075* Kennebunkport, Maine
1076** If we're doing unusual Native American-derived town names, try this: ''Mooselookmeguntic, ME''.
1077** Heck, half of Maine towns, rivers, etc.
1078** Or how about [[OverlyLongName Lake Chargoggagoggmanchauggagoggchaubunagungamaugg]]? (Allegedly it means "I fish on my side, you fish on your side, nobody fish in the middle," but that's just an urban myth from the 1920s. Website/TheOtherWiki says it means [[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lake_Chaubunagungamaug "Englishmen at Manchaug at the fishing place at the boundary."]])
1079*** That's why locals, among themselves at least, refer to it as Lake Webster.
1080* Keokuk, Iowa
1081* [[GroinAttack Kiek in de Kök]], Tallinn, Estonia (The name actually means “peek in the kitchen”, which is adorable)
1082* [[WesternAnimation/SouthPark Kilkenny]], Ireland
1083* Kokomo, Indiana. Sadly, nothing like Music/TheBeachBoys song.
1084* Kola Superdeep Borehole, Russia (which happens to be in the ''Murmansk Oblast'')
1085* Koochiching County, Minnesota
1086* Kush (now known as the less funny but still so "Sudan")
1087* Lahaina, Hawaii
1088* Lackawanna, New York
1089* Lajitas, Texas (La-HE-tahs) and its neighbor Terlingua.
1090* Lake Merrimu
1091* Lake Minnetonka [[Film/PurpleRain (where you have to purify yourself)]]
1092* Lake Okeechobee
1093* Lake Titicaca
1094** To the point where ''WesternAnimation/{{Animaniacs}}'' had an ''entire song'' about it - just because, as the Warners put it [[IJustLikeSayingTheWord "we really like saying its name!"]]
1095** [[Literature/EarthTheBook "The 'Uranus' of Lakes!"]]
1096*** The best part is that it crosses many language barriers, as "caca" means the same thing in most Romance languages. So the Spanish conquistadors much have just kept the name because it was so funny. It's actually for this reason that chocolate took awhile to catch on (not great marketing when something brown comes from the cacao plant. Hey there! Try this tasty liquidy brown stuff! It comes from the poop plant!)
1097* Lake Winnipesaukee (''Film/WhatAboutBob'')
1098** Lake Made-Of-Winnipesaukee!
1099* Liechtenstein
1100* Lizard Lick, North Carolina
1101* Ljubljana, capital of Slovenia
1102* Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysiliogogogoch, Wales
1103* Loachapoka, Alabama ([[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Loachapoka,_Alabama another real place]], pronounced "low-cha-POKE-ah")
1104* Los Altos, California (The Heights, but if you want to invoke BlindIdiotTranslation, you can call it The Talls)
1105* Los Banos, California
1106** From the same place, Los Gatos. Yes, "The Cats" (probably from the local mountain lions). Spanish missionaries were creative ones.
1107* Lucky Slap, Angus, Scotland
1108* Luxembourg
1109* Manly, NSW, Australia, home of the [[UsefulNotes/RugbyLeague Manly Sea Eagles]].
1110* Medicine Hat, AB Canada
1111* Meat Camp, North Carolina
1112* Meeteetse, WY
1113* Mianus, Connecticut
1114* Mill Plain Boulevard, Vancouver, Washington
1115* Minnehaha Falls, Minneapolis, Minnesota
1116* Mississippi
1117** Pascagoula, Mississippi
1118* Monkey Mia, WA, Australia
1119* Moose Factory, ON, Canada
1120** Similarily, Kostroma Moose Farm, Russia. [[ExactlyWhatItSaysOnTheTin Exactly what it sounds like]], but still funny.
1121** Moose Jaw, SK, Canada
1122* Moose Lake, Minnesota
1123** [[WesternAnimation/VeggieTales Moose Lake?]]
1124* Morrow, Ohio (Expect confusion if you try to order a ticket to Morrow and return tomorrow night)
1125* Mount Buggery, Victoria, Australia
1126* Mud Lick, Kentucky, home of Wrestling/HillbillyJim
1127* Muff, County Donegal, Ireland
1128* UsefulNotes/NagornoKarabakh, [[strike: Azerbaijan]] [[strike: Republic of Artsakh]] It's Complicated...
1129** Oh, come on, it's only recognized by Russia anyway.
1130* Nanty Glo, PA
1131* Nempnett Thrubwell, England
1132* [[VideoGame/SuperMarioOdyssey New Donk City]]
1133* Nicaragua
1134** [[WesternAnimation/BeavisAndButthead Agua for my bunghole!]]
1135* Nizny-Novgorod, Russia
1136** And for that matter Novgorod.
1137* Ngorongoro, Tanzania
1138* Nob End, Lancashire, England
1139* Nome, Alaska
1140* Normal, Illinois
1141** Oblong, Illinois (hence the headline "Normal man marries oblong woman")
1142* Norway, or is that just me?
1143** [[WebAnimation/WeeblAndBob Forget Norway!]]
1144* Nothing, Arizona
1145* Okefenokee Swamp, Georgia
1146* Oktemberyan, Armenia
1147* Olongapo, Philippines (Known to anyone who's served in the [[UsefulNotes/YanksWithTanks US Navy's]] Pacific Fleet as the host city of U.S. Naval Base Subic Bay)
1148* Oman
1149* Oonadatta, SA, Australia
1150* Opa-Locka, Florida
1151* Orlando, Florida.
1152* Orly, France ([[OminousOwl "NO WAI!"]])
1153** YA RLY
1154* Oshkosh, Wisconsin
1155* Ouagadougou, Burkina Faso
1156** In fact, Burkina Faso itself is a pretty funny name.
1157* [[Series/Studio60OnTheSunsetStrip Pahrump, Nevada]]
1158* Relating back to funny animals, Penguin, TAS, Australia
1159* Peculiar, Missouri
1160** Allegedly named because the first two or three names submitted for the town were already in use elsewhere in the state; they were reportedly told to "choose something peculiar".
1161* Pee-Pee Town
1162* Penistone, Yorkshire, England. ''Not'' pronounced how it looks, but with a short E. Suffers from the ScunthorpeProblem nevertheless.
1163* Perm, Perm Kial, Russia
1164* [[ComicStrip/{{Peanuts}} Petaluma]], California
1165** [[ParrotExposition "Petaluma?"]]
1166* The River Piddle, England, near the towns of Puddletown, Tolpuddle, Piddlehinton, Piddletrenthide, Affpuddle, Briantspuddle and Turnerspuddle. How I love being British.
1167** And the demonym, Liverpudlian! (from Liverpool)
1168* [[RainbowPimpGear Pimp]][[PimpedOutCar erne]], Dorset, England. Just let that imagery simmer for a little while.
1169* Pismo Beach, CA.
1170* Plumpton, East Sussex
1171* Pollepel Island, New York.
1172* Pratts Bottom, London
1173* Primm, Nevada
1174* Punxsutawney, Pennsylvania
1175** [[Film/GroundhogDay Gobbler's Knob]]
1176*** Knob means penis in English slang, which makes it even funnier.
1177* Puyallup, WA
1178* Qatar. Looks strange enough to English-speakers because it violates the q-u rule, but it's pronounced like "cutter".
1179** Made all the funnier by the fact that it also sounds like "catarrh".
1180* [[Radio/CabinPressure Qikiqtarjuaq]], Nunavut, Canada.
1181** How the heck do you pronounce that?
1182*** [[MathematiciansAnswer Badly.]]
1183* Rancho Cucamonga, California
1184* Ramsbottom, Lancashire, England.
1185* Regina, SK, Canada. Innocent enough if you don't know how to pronounce it (rhymes with 'vagina').
1186** [[Film/Deadpool2016 Also rhymes with fun!]]
1187* Revelstoke, BC, Canada
1188* Ringarooma, TAS, Australia
1189* Romanshorn, Switzerland (recently featured in ''Webcomic/IrregularWebcomic'')
1190* Rooty Hill, Sydney Australia.
1191** Especially given that "root" is Australian slang for "having sex".
1192* San Diego, California, also known as "Sandy Eggo"
1193* Santa Claus, Indiana
1194* Saratoga Springs, NY
1195* Saskatchewan, Canada, but that may be because of [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fd2e0Sv2J9k this song]].
1196** Also, nothing rhymes with Saskatchewan.
1197** Not to mention its biggest city, Saskatoon.
1198* Scunthorpe, North Lincolnshire, England. (Possibly even funnier when [[ScunthorpeProblem rendered as "S!!!!horpe" by internet censorware]].)
1199** If pages related to it are not just blocked.
1200* [[WesternAnimation/TheSimpsons Seattle, WA]]
1201** Fully a quarter of all place names (and quite a few lakes and rivers, too) throughout Washington state fall under this trope. Seriously, go look at a map.
1202* [[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Saint-Louis-du-Ha!_Ha!,_Quebec Saint-Louis-du-Ha! Ha!]] PQ, Canada. Exclamation points and all.
1203* Sexmoan, Pampanga, Philippines (sadly, [[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sasmuan,_Pampanga nerfed]])
1204* Sheboygan, Wisconsin
1205* Shitterton, Dorset, England. [[http://www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/this-britain/shitterton-the-village-that-dare-not-speak-its-name-831420.html The village that dare not speak its name.]]
1206** Same county as Scratchy Bottom ''and'' Happy Bottom.
1207* Six Mile Bottom, Cambridgeshire, England [[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Six_Mile_Bottom (this is honestly a real place)]]
1208* Smackover, Arkansas [[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Smackover,_Arkansas]]
1209* Smiggin Holes, NSW, Australia
1210* Snohomish County, Washington
1211* Snoqualmie Pass, WA
1212** Becomes its own epithet in winter.
1213* South Kumminin, WA, Australia
1214* Sparta (or [[Film/ThreeHundred SPAAAAAAAAARRTAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!]])
1215* Stampersgat ("stomper's hole"), the Netherlands.
1216* Swadlincote, Derbyshire, England
1217* Tagaytay, Cavite, Philippines (Pronounced like ta-''guy''-tie))
1218* Tallahassee, Florida.
1219* [[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Taumatawhakatangihangakoauauotamateaturipukakapikimaungahoronukupokaiwhenuakitanatahu Taumatawhakatangihangakoauauotamateaturipukakapikimaungahoronukupokaiwhenuakitanatahu, New Zealand]][[note]]One of the world's longest place names, alongside Llanfair mentioned above[[/note]]
1220* [[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tarlac%E2%80%93Pangasinan%E2%80%93La_Union_Expressway TPLEX]][[note]]Tarlac-Pangasinan-La Union Expressway[[/note]], Philippines. Sounds like a variant of the ''suplex'' wrestling technique. There's also NLEX[[note]]North Luzon Expressway[[/note]], SLEX[[note]]South Luzon Expressway[[/note]], and SCTEX[[note]]Subic-Clark-Tarlac Expressway[[/note]].
1221* Tegucigalpa, Honduras
1222* Termonfeckin, County Louth, Ireland. "Feck" means "fuck" in Irish slang.
1223* Tierp, Sweden
1224* Timbuktu, Mali, Africa
1225** Which inspired the name of the OneHitWonder group Timbuk3 (of "The Future's So Bright, I Gotta Wear Shades" fame)
1226* Tippecanoe, Indiana
1227** [[IncrediblyLamePun "Tippecanoe]] and [[UsefulNotes/JohnTyler Tyler]] too"
1228* Tittybong, Vic, Australia
1229* Tlaquepaque, Mexico
1230* Toad Suck Ferry (near Conway), Arkansas
1231* Toast, North Carolina
1232* Togo. Formerly the European colony Togoland.
1233* Tooting, London
1234* Torquay, England. Best known from ''Series/FawltyTowers'', but also because of the similarity to "Turkey".
1235* Truth Or Consequences, New Mexico
1236* Tuckahoe, Pennsylvania
1237* Truckee, California
1238* Tumbarumba, NSW, Australia
1239* Turkey Scratch, Arkansas (birthplace of Music/TheBand's Levon Helm)
1240* Tuscaloosa, Alabama
1241* Tuzigoot, Arizona (pronounced too-see-goot)
1242* Twatt, Shetland, Scotland
1243* Two Egg, Florida
1244* Ugley, Essex
1245* Upper Volta
1246* [[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ur Ur]] (not related to UrExample) and Uruk
1247* Uruguay (which is most certainly NOT pronounced "You are gay")
1248* Uryupinsk, Volgograd Oblast, Russia
1249* Useless Loop, WA, Australia
1250* Utica, NY ([[WesternAnimation/TheSimpsons where people have never heard of the phrase "Steamed Hams"]])
1251* Versailles, MO doesn't look so funny, but [[AdaptationDecay it's pronounced "versaylz"]].
1252* Vladivostok, Russia
1253* Vulcan, Alberta, Canada
1254* Wagga Wagga, Australia
1255* Wahoo, Nebraska
1256* Waipu, New Zealand
1257* Wampee, South Carolina (pronounced 'wompee')
1258* Walla Walla, WA.
1259* Wanglik (AKA Hengli,) China
1260* Wankdorf Stadium, Bern, Switzerland, [[http://soccernet.espn.go.com/news/story?id=337901&cc=5901 Home of the Young Boys.]]
1261** There's also a mountain called "Mount Wank" in southern Germany, home to the Wankhaus (actually a restaurant) and the Wankbahn cable car (for which you can buy a "Wankpass" for year-round access).
1262* Wanker's Corner, Oregon
1263* Waterloo, either because of the -oo or the bathroom implications. Or both.
1264** ''Series/WaterlooRoad''.
1265** Or the Music/{{ABBA}} song.
1266** [[Music/SpikeJones "Drip, drip, drip."]]
1267** Be careful not to confuse "Waterloo" in Belgium with "London Waterloo" station. When trains through the Channel Tunnel used to terminate at London Waterloo, a few unsuspecting tourists in Brussels met their Waterloo by ending up at the wrong Waterloo.
1268* Watersmeet, Michigan
1269* Wausaukee, Wisconsin
1270* Wawa, ON Canada
1271* Westward Ho!, Devon, England.
1272* Weed, CA. Mentioned earlier, but too briefly. They like to lampshade it, too: one of the town's mottoes is "Try ''legal'' Weed!"
1273* Wetumpka, Oklahoma
1274* Wetwang, England
1275* Whakapapa, New Zealand (especially given that "wh" is pronounced as "f").
1276* Whakatane, New Zealand
1277* What Cheer, Iowa.
1278* Wigan (pronounced Wiggin), England.
1279* Windpassing, Austria.
1280* Winnipeg, MB Canada
1281* [[Series/HaveIGotNewsForYou Wolverhampton, England]]. It doesn't seem like it'd be that funny, but believe me, it is.
1282* Wooloomooloo, Sydney, Australia. Yep, eight O's! And it's pronounced like "Woolly Mulloo", to boot.
1283** [[Series/MontyPythonsFlyingCircus Do they happen to have a university?]]
1284* Woonsocket, Rhode Island (and South Dakota)
1285* Wooster, Ohio
1286* Wonthaggi, Australia (known locally as Wonni or The Thag, often depending on your [[PlaceWorseThanDeath opinion of the place]])
1287* Worms, Germany (famous in history for the [[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Diet_of_Worms Diet of Worms]] – no, not ''[[EatThat that]]'' kind of diet!)
1288* Y, France, pronounced "ee". ("Y" means "there")
1289* Yazoo City, Mississippi
1290* Yeehaw Junction, Florida
1291** Former name was Jackass Junction, Florida
1292* Yemen
1293** Joey from ''Series/{{Friends}}'': [[GlobalIgnorance "It almost sounds like a real place!"]]
1294* Yolo County, California
1295* Yonkers, New York ("What are Yonkers?")
1296** "[[WebVideo/{{Vinesauce}} That sounds like a made up, uh, like a medieval role-playing game village. Yes, get the Crystal of Strength from Yonkers, the village of the elves!]]"
1297* Yreka, California
1298* Zanzibar (and its fictional counterpart [[VideoGame/MetalGear2SolidSnake Zanzibar Land]], home of deadly poisionous Zanzibar hamsters).
1299** Zucchabar
1300* Zilwaukee, Michigan.
1301** Yes, that's ''Zilwaukee'' with a Z. Apparently the town was [[ShoddyKnockoffProduct named "Zilwaukee" in the hopes of confusing people]] who actually wanted to go to ''Milwaukee, Wisconsin''.
1302* [[http://www.reallifecomics.com/archive/020109.html Zimbabwe]]
1303* [[WesternAnimation/TheBraveLittleToaster Zuma Beach, Malibu, California to Yuma, Arizona.]]
1304* [[http://www.pprune.org/jet-blast/206818-great-british-place-names.html It'd probably be easier to list the British hamlets whose names don't qualify.]]
1305[[/folder]]
1306
1307[[folder:General]]
1308* Absquatulation
1309* accolade
1310* [[VideoGame/MoonbaseAlpha aeiou]]
1311* [[WesternAnimation/PhineasAndFerb aglet]] (Don't forget it!)
1312** [[WesternAnimation/JusticeLeagueUnlimited Their true purpose is sinister.]]
1313* alfalfa
1314* ambush
1315* amok
1316** [[Film/HocusPocus "Amok! Amok, amok, amok, amok...!"]]
1317* amphibole
1318* {{antidisestablishmentarianism}} (often used in parodies of {{Spelling Bee}}s)
1319** [[Series/{{Blackadder}} "Antidistibblincemin... Antimistilinstid... Anti-"distinctly-minty"..."]]
1320** [[Music/{{Eminem}} "Dick"'s too short a word for my dick! Get off my antidisestablishmentarianism, you prick!]]
1321* antipope (it was a real job description at one point in time, when there were also two other popes)
1322** [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GGBHfXPqbgI Like a lion kills an antelope! Like a hammer hits a cantaloupe!]]
1323** If applied to a real Pope, does it explode?
1324** For that [[IncrediblyLamePun matter]], what about pasta and [[strike:antipasta]] antipasto?
1325* aplomb
1326* appendage
1327* argle bargle
1328* [[HehHehYouSaidX arse]]nic
1329** [[WesternAnimation/RubyGloom Did you know that's arsenic you're drinking?]]
1330* [[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Arsole arsole and benzarsole]] (both are real compounds)
1331* artisanal, mainly for [[TheProblemWithPenIsland looking like the phrase]] "art is anal".
1332* [[WebVideo/TheAngryVideoGameNerd ass]]
1333** [[WebComic/{{xkcd}} ass-car]]
1334** Assclown
1335** [[Music/BrentalFloss (balding)]] assface
1336** [[Series/{{Supernatural}} ass]][[DepartmentofRedundancyDepartment butt]]
1337** [[WebVideo/NostalgiaCritic ass-balls]]
1338* Ataxia–telangiectasia may sound like a ecstatic televangelist, but it's actually a genetic neurodegenerative disease causing severe disability; "ataxia" is a lack of coordination, "telangiectasia" refers to dilated blood vessels.
1339* autogyro
1340* avuncular
1341* [[WebComic/AxeCop baby]]
1342** [[VideoGame/MetroidOtherM THE BABY]]
1343* bailiwick
1344* [[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bald_Knobbers Bald Knobbers]]. Actually, not hailing from the town of Bald Knob.
1345** And they were first organized to fight the funny-named menace of bushwhackers.
1346* ballcock
1347* balloon ([[Series/MontyPythonsFlyingCircus which is a word you should never call a zeppelin]])
1348* balls
1349-->"Hope Rob don't say balls nasty!"
1350-->[[ComicBook/BatmanTheDarkKnightReturns "Balls nasty."]]
1351** [[Anime/DragonBallZ They're inert]].
1352** ...[[VideoGame/DukeNukem of steel!]]
1353* ball washer
1354* Balzac
1355** "Balloon ball", the generic term, also qualifies.
1356* bamboozled
1357* bank
1358* baptist
1359* barf
1360* barn
1361* [[LetsPlay/PewDiePie barrels]]
1362* bassoon
1363* bastard
1364* [[BatteringRam battering ram]]
1365* bauble
1366* bazooka
1367* [[Anime/CowboyBebop bebop]]
1368** [[WesternAnimation/TeenageMutantNinjaTurtles1987 and Rocksteady]]
1369* beige. Say it the way Creator/NicolasCage would.
1370* [[http://icanhascheezburger.com/2009/12/03/funny-pictures-a-bendy-straw/ bendy straw]]
1371* [[Series/RowanAndMartinsLaughIn "bippy"]][[note]] As in "you bet your sweet..."[[/note]]
1372* bicuspid, as referenced in ''Radio/HancocksHalfHour''.
1373--> "It's a funny word, bicuspid. Bi-CUS-pid! Bicus-PID! By Cuspid, he's a handsome fellow!"
1374* billion with [[Series/CosmosAPersonalVoyage emphasis on the "B"]]
1375* bimbo
1376* bite ([[Franchise/D4DJ NO! BITE ME!]])
1377* bitumen (especially when pronounced "bittamin", or "bitchumen")
1378* bladder (and gallbladder too)
1379** [[Manga/HidamariSketch Nutbladder]]
1380* blast
1381* blastocyst
1382** blastospore
1383** trophoblast
1384* [[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bleb bleb]]
1385* blimp
1386** Zeppelin
1387* blob ([[Franchise/{{Splatoon}} lobber]])
1388* block
1389** [[Music/KnifeParty You blocked me on Facebook, and now you're going to die!]]
1390** [[Website/TwitterX You are blocked from following _____ and viewing _____'s Tweets/posts]].
1391* blog
1392* blotto
1393* bloviation
1394* blow
1395** blower
1396** blow-up
1397** blowout
1398* blubber
1399* blunderbuss
1400* boffo
1401* bog
1402* bogus
1403** [[VideoGame/PunchOut It has been released!]]
1404* bollocks
1405* bomb
1406** [[VideoGame/ShmupsSkillTest Pull off "Nice Bombs!"]]
1407* bonehead
1408* bong
1409* [[VideoGame/TeamFortress2 bonk]]
1410** Sound effect or euphemism, either way.
1411** see also boink.
1412*** Because [[ComicStrip/CalvinAndHobbes Scientific Progress Goes Boink]].
1413* boobs
1414* boobies
1415* boondoggle
1416* [[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Boonty Boonty]]
1417** Boonty Box
1418*** [[https://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Creator/Funhaus "This is the first time I am calling out a future series, but with Boonty Box, I just feel it. It doesn't matter what it's about, it's how I feel. It kind of feels like heartburn, or when you really have to poop but you know there's no poop inside you."]]
1419* bootleg
1420* booty
1421* borborygmus
1422* [[WesternAnimation/TheSimpsons bo]][[Manga/LandOfTheLustrous rt]]
1423* bosom (appears a lot in Creator/RoaldDahl's books for children).
1424* bottom, especially if Creator/RowanAtkinson says it.
1425* boy
1426** [[VideoGame/TheLegendOfZeldaCDiGames Mah boi]].
1427** [[VideoGame/PokemonSunAndMoon It's ya boy, Guzma!]]
1428* boycott
1429* bozack
1430* [[BrainFood braaaaaaaains]]
1431** medulla oblongata
1432** [[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Subarachnoid_space subarachnoid space]]
1433** superchiasmatic nucleus of the anterior hypothalamus
1434* ''Series/BrassEye''
1435** The title itself, and every last one of its made-up words and character names.
1436* [[BrickJoke brick]]
1437* brobdingnagian (started off as a fictional word from ''Gulliver's Travels'', meaning someone from the giant island of Brobdingnag; now an actual dictionary word meaning "large")
1438* brochure (made especially funny by repeated mispronunciation in an episode of ''Series/KeepingUpAppearances''.)
1439* [[FearofThunder Brontophobia]] (which is not [[JustForFun/IThoughtItMeant the fear of dinosaurs]])
1440* Brouhaha
1441* bubble
1442** [[VideoGame/BubbleBobble bobble]]
1443* buckyballs
1444** The full name, buckminsterfullerene, is kind of funny too.
1445* bug
1446* bulbous bouffant
1447* [[TabletopGame/DungeonsAndDragons Bullywug]]
1448** [[WesternAnimation/DungeonsAndDragons1983 "I'm telling you the Bullywugs are coming!"]]
1449** Flumph
1450** bum
1451* bumf, or bumfluff (as in, "It's all a lot of bumf, anyway")
1452* bumming
1453* [[Theatre/TheImportanceOfBeingEarnest Bunbury]]
1454* bungalow
1455* [[WesternAnimation/BeavisAndButthead bunghole]], and yes, it's a real word. Generally, a bung is any hole you pour stuff out of (heh heh), but it's mostly used in reference to wine barrels. The bunghole is the hole you put the cork in.
1456** [[Series/TheSuperMarioBrosSuperShow GIVE ME A FACE,]] [[WebVideo/TheNostalgiaCritic YOU FUCKING BUNGHOLES!]]
1457* bungle
1458** Music/MrBungle [[Music/JethroTull in the Jungle]]?
1459* bunion
1460* burble
1461** babble burble banter bicker brouhaha balderdash ballyhoo...it's all talk: [[Music/KingCrimson Back Talk]]
1462* burgle
1463** [[WesternAnimation/PennZeroPartTimeHero Flurgle Burgle]]
1464* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4NhmcNf7wcE burn]]
1465* bust
1466* butt
1467--> '''[[Film/TopGun "Air Boss" Johnson]]:''' I WANT SOMEBODY'S ''BUTT!'' I WANT IT ''NOW!'' I'VE ''HAD IT!''
1468** Also, any of the other words used in ''[[http://www.ferin.com/words.mp3/ Bulbous Bouffant]]'' by The Vestibules (warning: link contains sound)
1469** Try and say the phrase [[ScunthorpeProblem "President Abraham Lincoln was buttbuttinated by an armed buttailant"]] and not break into fits of laughter.
1470** butte (pronounced "byoot", not "butt")
1471** butler
1472*** buttle
1473** ButtMonkey
1474** Butt-pirate
1475*** Also known as Arse-bandit
1476** Butthole. The word is usually abandoned in favor of the saltier-sounding "asshole" once most people enter their teens. Which is a pity, because it's a funny enough word to occasionally derail conversations when spoken by an adult.
1477** buttress
1478*** [[WesternAnimation/PhineasAndFerb "I]] [[MakesJustAsMuchSenseInContext don't give a flying buttress."]]
1479*** [[WesternAnimation/AvatarTheLastAirbender "We just like]] [[HehHehYouSaidX buttresses."]]
1480*** [[WesternAnimation/GravityFalls "Ha ha ha, say it again!" "Buttress!"]]
1481** [[VideoGame/{{Postal}} buttsauce]]
1482** [[WesternAnimation/FamilyGuy buttscratcher]]
1483*** mmmmmmmBUTT-SCRATCHAAAAAA??
1484*** mmBUTT-SCRATCHAAAA!!
1485** butt-touch
1486** Butt as a prefix to just about anything is hilarious. Just try going through the list at Urban Dictionary without cracking up.
1487*** Buttfurious. Anally devastated. Rectally wrecked.
1488** [[WesternAnimation/BeavisAndButtHead Butt-Head]]
1489* buttery (this adjective can be combined with anything)
1490* caboose
1491* [[AllDesertsHaveCacti cactus]]
1492* cahoots
1493* [[LetsPlay/TheRunawayGuys calibrary]]
1494** Is that "ca-library" or "cali-brary"? [[note]]They said it "cali-brary".[[/note]]
1495* callipygian (a SophisticatedAsHell way of saying "DAT ASS")
1496* Cannabis
1497* cantankerous
1498* cardboard
1499** Especially when used as a comparison for food, e.g. "This pizza tastes like cardboard."
1500* cattywampus (or catawampus)
1501* caucus
1502* Caucasian. It sounds like "cock Asian", which sounds silly.
1503* caulk
1504* cavorting
1505* chainsaw
1506* chaos
1507** [[Memes/SonicTheHedgehog You mean the Chaos Emeralds?]]
1508** [[VideoGame/AntiIdleTheGame CHAOS]]
1509** [[VideoGame/{{Darius}} CHAOS]] ~ [[VideoGame/D4DJGroovyMix BOSS SCENE 7]]
1510* [[LowerClassLout chav]]
1511* cheat
1512** [[WebVideo/TheAngryVideoGameNerd That's right, we're gonna cheat.]]
1513* chicanery
1514* chintzy
1515* chode
1516* chow
1517* chunder (a pirate euphemism for throwing up)
1518* [[Webcomic/PennyArcade chuwero]] (click [[http://www.penny-arcade.com/comic/2006/11/10/ here]] for context)
1519* cillia
1520* claven
1521** [[OhGodWithTheVerbing glavin]]
1522** [[Series/{{Cheers}} Clavin]]
1523* ''[[WebAnimation/HomestarRunner Clavicus majorus]]''
1524* Clavicle
1525* cloaca (Creator/RobinWilliams's favorite word, according to Series/InsideTheActorsStudio)
1526** [[Creator/LoreSjoberg Lore Sjöberg]] [[http://badgods.com/view/mm-leprechaun/ likes it too.]]
1527** Judging by how often [[Webcomic/QuestionableContent Yelling Bird]] talks about his, it's quite probable that Jeph Jacques feels the same way.
1528** [[Franchise/TheElderScrolls Also, Clavicus Vile.]]
1529* [[WesternAnimation/StevenUniverse clod]]
1530* cockamamie
1531* cock, as in a hill.
1532** cock-of-the-walk (or simply "cock"; a rooster)
1533** ...[[GroinAttack and ball torture]], from Website/{{Wikipedia}}, the free encyclopedia
1534* cockle
1535** [[NurseryRhyme "cockleshells"]]
1536** brockle (means either "speckled" or "malodorous")
1537* cockpit
1538* cocksure
1539* cockswain
1540* literally any word that starts with cock
1541* {{combo|s}}
1542** combo-wombo
1543** [[RhythmGame combo-based scoring]]
1544* condom, when pronounced with a British accent
1545** Everything sounds much more sophisticated with a British accent, which is why it's funny.
1546* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e8HRTlkGD4Q conflict]]
1547--> zuorhi viyantas was festsu ruor proi \
1548yuk dalfe suoivo swenne yat vu henvi nes \
1549sho fu briyu praffi stassui tsenva chies \
1550ien ryus sois nyat pyaro shennie fru
1551* conga line, especially in serious situations like TraumaCongaLine or [[WebVideo/CounterMonkey Conga Line of Death]]
1552* copacetic
1553* Cornobble [[note]]To smack someone with a fish. See also Series/MontyPythonsFlyingCircus[[/note]]
1554* corruption
1555** [[VideoGame/{{Arcaea}} Note design: ₸öα$†ε₹]]
1556** [[VideoGame/AntiIdleTheGame ...wait, what?]]
1557* cosine (Creator/DaveBarry's favorite word for poking fun at math teachers)
1558* costermonger
1559* cowpoke
1560** Someone who pokes cows?
1561* [[https://youtu.be/Tz8TT-pqF-8 cram]]
1562* cranky (as in the RhythmGame musician)
1563* credits ([[Film/ThePhantomMenace will do fine]][[note]]No, they won't.[[/note]])
1564* [[GroinAttack crotch]]
1565** On a related note, say "[[http://www.cracked.com/blog/disastrous-attempts-at-creative-sex-ed/ crotch pox]]" without giggling. I dare you.
1566* crummy
1567* crunk
1568* [[https://www.mayoclinic.org/diseases-conditions/croup/symptoms-causes/syc-20350348 croup]]
1569* cuckold
1570** [[DistaffCounterpart cuckquean]]
1571* Cuisinart
1572* [[MoreDakka dakka]]
1573** [[VideoGame/PacMan wakka wakka!]]
1574** [[Series/TheMuppetShow wocka wocka wocka]]!
1575* [[BlackComedy dead]]
1576* debenture
1577* defenestrate. Partly because of the word itself, and partly because it means "to throw someone/something out a window."
1578** Which is why teaching about the all-important [[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Defenestrations_of_Prague Second Defenestration of Prague]] can be so difficult. How can you take the fact that people freaked out so much that they took to throwing people out windows seriously? (It started the UsefulNotes/ThirtyYearsWar, so it's pretty SeriousBusiness.)
1579* [[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Two_hundred_fifty-sixth_note demisemihemidemisemiquaver]]
1580* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dEcZtunL3yg derp]]
1581** herpy derp
1582* devious
1583** Are you devious enough to beat VideoGame/{{Xevious}}?
1584* dexterous
1585* [[Memes/{{Advertising}} diabeetus]]
1586* diaper
1587* [[ToiletHumor diarrhea]], which was ironically rated as one of the prettiest sounding words by non-English speakers.
1588** Although probably not so funny if you've actually suffered from it.
1589* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AmYrTp-JdnY dickbutt]]
1590* dickey ([[WesternAnimation/EdEddNEddy "They still make those?"]])
1591** [[Recap/MysteryScienceTheater3000S02E12GodzillaVsMegalon His covers up an Adam's Apple the size of a Toyota]]
1592* dickweed
1593* didgeridoo
1594* [[VideoGame/TheLegendOfZeldaCDIGames die]]
1595* dillweed
1596** "...So, in the words of A. A. Milne, '[[Series/{{Friends}} Get out of my chair, ''dillhole''.]]'"
1597* dingleberry
1598* dingus
1599* diphthong
1600* dipstick (what you use to measure how much oil a car has)
1601* discombobulated
1602** [[Music/{{Eminem}} Discombobulated!]] [[LeastRhymableWord Miss, you ovulating?]]
1603* [[WesternAnimation/TheSimpsons d'oh]]
1604* dolt
1605* [[CopyProtection dongle]]
1606* donniker
1607* [[WebAnimation/TwoMoreEggs Dooble, and dooble, and dooblie doo!]]
1608* [[DoomyDoomsOfDoom Doom]], [[VideoGame/{{Doom}} doom]], [[WesternAnimation/InvaderZim doom]], [[VideoGame/AntiIdleTheGame DOOOOOOM]], and [[VideoGame/{{Ketsui}} DOOM]].
1609* doppelgänger (yes, it comes from German, but in English it's another way of saying "EvilTwin")
1610* [[Webcomic/DorkTower do]][[WesternAnimation/EdEddNEddy rk]]
1611* douchebag
1612** Douchenozzle
1613** douchecanoe
1614* dough
1615* dowel
1616** [[WesternAnimation/HarveyBirdmanAttorneyAtLaw Haha! Cookies on dowels.]]
1617* {{Dracula}} [[WesternAnimation/TheGrimAdventuresOfBillyAndMandy doesn't suck! He licks!]]
1618* duodenum, jejunum
1619* dung (it's [[Series/MontyPythonsFlyingCircus brown and sounds like a bell]])
1620* [[VideoGame/BarkleyShutUpAndJamGaiden dunk]]
1621* [[OurDwarvesAreAllTheSame dwarf]]
1622** [[VideoGame/DwarfFortress dorf]]
1623* [[VideoGame/TheOregonTrail dysentery]]
1624* ears
1625* Ebola
1626* echolalia
1627* egregious, which means "outstandingly bad".
1628* ego
1629** SmallNameBigEgo
1630* ejaculate
1631** on a related note, ejecta
1632** [[EjectionSeat ejector seat]]
1633* elf
1634* embezzlement
1635* emergency
1636** [[VideoGame/LandingSeries LEFT TURN, LEFT TURN]]
1637** [[VideoGame/AlienSoldier READYYYYY...FIGHT!!]]
1638* endoplasmic reticulum
1639** Golgi apparatus
1640* epidermis - it sounds dirty to grade schoolers; "your epidermis is showing". Say it to anyone who you think won't know any better.
1641** [[WesternAnimation/TheSimpsons "You see, epidermis means your hair. So technically it's true."]]
1642* epididymis - It's part of the male reproductive system, so it's even sort of dirty. And it sounds similar to "epidermis," so you can confuse people who don't know the difference.
1643** Any part of the male reproductive system, really.
1644* epiglottis
1645* escutcheon (a metal plate around a keyhole)
1646* eureka
1647* [[ShootEmUp euro]]
1648* [[Franchise/StarWars ewok]]
1649* expert
1650** [[VideoGame/TruxtonII Be a king rather than expert!]]
1651** [[VideoGame/DaytonaUSA LONG - 2 LAPS]]
1652* face, and anything that happens to it, especially, for some reason, if it's violent. This is why comedic characters [[NotInTheFace don't want to be hit there]].
1653* fanny
1654** [[WebAnimation/BattleForDreamIsland "I hate you!"]]
1655** [[Series/ChewinTheFat "YA COUPLE'A FANNIES!"]]
1656* fart
1657* fartlek
1658* fatuous (as in [[{{Film/Lincoln}} "You fatuous nincompoop!"]])
1659* feckless
1660* feet
1661** 0.305 meters
1662* feisty
1663* fickle
1664* fiddle
1665** [[VideoGame/MetalGearSolidVGroundZeroes THEY PLAYED US LIKE A DAMN FIDDLE!]]
1666** Bum-fiddle: a violin improvised from a stick, a string, and an inflated pig's bladder or balloon.
1667* fiddlesticks
1668** [[Videogame/LeagueOfLegends Something has awoken in Runeterra. Something ancient. Something terrible.]]
1669* filibuster
1670* finger
1671** C'mon; As a noun, it's a simple, everyday word describing in non-silly and non-vulgar language one of our most important body parts. As a verb, it means manual sex. And now, you're going to think of that the next time you hear the word.
1672*** Unless you're in a marching band or similar, where "finger through your part" is a perfectly reasonable command from the guy on the podium. We're well aware of the irony.
1673*** College bands tend to lose even the last bit of clarification and just say "everyone finger your parts". [[LowestCommonDenominator Expect the saxes to take this literally every time]].
1674** ''WesternAnimation/TheSimpsons'': "They call them fingers, but I've never seen them fing."
1675*** Oh, there they go.
1676*** Made even funnier by "fing" being the Hungarian word for "fart".
1677** Creator/DemetriMartin: "It's funny how 'fingerpuppets' sounds okay as a noun..."
1678** Combined with the above to create "Pull my finger"
1679** Also used to refer to "Looking over someone's stats" in MU* . As in: "Jesus + fingered you".
1680*** All guitarists know the dangers of [[ItMakesSenseInContext breaking a g-string while fingering a minor.]]
1681** [[Memes/BreakingBad Kid named]] [[FanNickname Finger]]
1682* flabbergasted
1683* flaccid
1684** [[VideoGame/JoJosBizarreAdventureEyesOfHeaven Flaccid Pancake]]
1685* flagon
1686* flange
1687** flange lubricator
1688* flatus/flatulence
1689* flibbertigibbet
1690* flip flop, which has several meanings:
1691** A beach sandal, for the sound it makes when walking.
1692---> What do you call a Frenchman wearing sandals? Phillippe Phloppe.
1693** A reversal of a decision, especially by a politician. In Britain, usually called a U-turn.
1694** An electronic component, which "flips" on, and "flops" back off.
1695** [[Film/TheSocialNetwork FUCK-YOU FLIP-FLOPS]]
1696* [[VideoGame/{{Hellsinker}} floccinaucinihilipilification]]
1697** The longest nontechnical word in the English language. And it actually means nothing ([[http://dictionary.reference.com/browse/floccinaucinihilipilification sort of]]).
1698* flop
1699* floss
1700* flotilla
1701* flounce
1702* fluffy
1703* [[Series/SuddenlySusan foibles]]
1704* flugelhorn
1705* follicle
1706* foist
1707* foofaraw
1708* [[YouFool fool]]
1709* fork
1710-->[[Film/MysteryMen "Your boy's a limey fork-flinger, Mother. What 'will' the bridge club say?"]]
1711* Franchise/{{Frankenstein}}
1712** [[Film/YoungFrankenstein Fronkensteen]]
1713** [[WesternAnimation/{{Frankenweenie}} Frankenweenie]]
1714** "Frankenfood" (pejorative term for GMO food)
1715** Or Franken-anything, really.
1716* frick
1717** And [[Series/BattlestarGalactica2003 frak]], [[Series/{{Farscape}} frell]], and, all from ''Franchise/StarWars'', kriff, [[HoYay frotz]] farkle, frap, [[OverlyLongGag ferglutz, frag, ferg, and frizz]]. But my favorite are Ben Skywalker saying "We're boned." and "Lubed if I know." If not for ''Legacy'', I'd think he'll need to have a [[ComingOutStory talk]] with his father soon.
1718* [[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fucitol fucitol]]
1719* fuckboy
1720* [[Music/JohannSebastianBach fugue]]
1721* fulcrum
1722* fungus
1723* [[ShapedLikeItself funny]]
1724* fustilarian
1725* ganja
1726* garbage
1727* gargle
1728* gargoyle
1729** [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gs0xe9DQEPc&ab_channel=SBTRKT gargoyles gargling oil]]
1730* [[Franchise/TheSmurfs Gargamel]]
1731* gasoline
1732* [[http://www.duke.edu/web/DRAGO/humor/gazebo.html gazebo]]
1733** Even funnier if pronounced [[WebAnimation/HomestarRunner "gaze beau"]]
1734* gazumping
1735* [[VideoGame/{{OMGWTFOTL}} genuflect]]
1736* [[WebAnimation/{{Eddsworld}} Giant Robot]]
1737* giblets
1738* (appropriately) giggle
1739** [[WesternAnimation/FamilyGuy giggity]]
1740* gimbal
1741* gimp
1742* glockenspiel
1743--> [[''Series/TheThinBlueLine'' I'm sorry to keep you waiting, Mr Glockenspiel.]]
1744* [[TheGlomp GLOMP!]]
1745* [[WebOriginal/ProtectorsOfThePlotContinuum Glopsnerch]]
1746* gnome
1747* goblin
1748* goggle (including [[FanFic/MyImmortal Professor McGoggle]])
1749* gold
1750** [[Film/AustinPowers I love goooold!]]
1751** [[VideoGame/{{beatmania}} IIDX GOOOOOOOOOOOOOLD!!]]
1752* {{Gonk}}
1753* [[VideoGame/CrisisCore Gongaga]]
1754* gonorrhea
1755* [[VideoGame/TheLegendOfZeldaTheWindWaker G]][[Series/TheMuppetShow on]][[{{Creator/GONZO}} zo]]
1756** Even funnier in the phrase [[Creator/HunterSThompson gonzo journalism]].
1757* [[WebAnimation/MinilifeTV goobwaah]]
1758* googol (math term for 10^100), made infamous on the UK series of ''Series/WhoWantsToBeAMillionaire'', being the final question answered by the contestant who cheated by having an accomplice who coughed.
1759** giggol (math term for 10^^100)
1760** gaggol (math term for 10^^^100)
1761** geegol (math term for 10^^^^100)
1762* gormless
1763* gourd
1764* [[Creator/MontyPython Gorn]]
1765* Series/{{Glee}}
1766* [[Series/TheWhitestKidsUKnow Grapist]]
1767* gravel
1768* gremlin
1769* grimace
1770* grommet
1771** [[WebVideo/JonTron Lets drop in on a grommet? The]] [[PrecisionFStrike FUCK]] [[WebVideo/JonTron does grommet mean!?]]
1772* grotty
1773* ground ([[Music/TheLonelyIsland You must think I'm a joke! I ain't gonna be part of your system, man!]])
1774* groupthink
1775* grout
1776* grub (especially when used to mean "food")
1777* guano
1778* gumption
1779* gun
1780** [[AmbiguousSyntax bear/elephant/whatever gun]][[note]][[DontExplainTheJoke Is it a gun made to kill whatevers, or one that fires projectile whatevers?]][[/note]]
1781* [[Comicbook/{{Doom}} guts]]
1782* half-baked
1783* harpies/herpes
1784* harpoon
1785** [[WebAnimation/{{Eddsworld}} I told you the harpoon gun would be useful.]]
1786* the Hawley-Smoot Tariff
1787* heave
1788* [[VideoGame/SuperHexagon hexagon]]
1789* higgledy-piggledy
1790* highfalutin
1791* hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia (the fear of overly long words)
1792* hoax
1793* hobnob
1794* hogwash
1795* [[Literature/TheAreasOfMyExpertise hobo]], or indeed, [[Series/TheLateLateShow hoboes]].
1796* hoi polloi
1797* hoity-toity
1798* ''[[Series/GarthMarenghisDarkplace Homo erectus]]''
1799** Guess what? A famous gay bar in Brussels is named like this. They had it coming.
1800* hornswoggle
1801** [[Literature/CharlieAndTheChocolateFactory hornswogglers]]
1802* [[WebVideo/TheNostalgiaCritic Horribifuckus]]
1803* Hottentot
1804* [[Literature/HarryPotter Hufflepuff]]
1805* [[WesternAnimation/{{Freakazoid}} Huggbees]]
1806** ''[[RunningGag HUGGBEES!!]]''
1807* [[Literature/AChristmasCarol humbug]]
1808* hurdy-gurdy
1809* idiot (Pronounced IYYYY-DYOT)
1810** [[WesternAnimation/TheRenAndStimpyShow YOU SICK LITTLE MONKEY!!!]]
1811** [[WebAnimation/{{Eddsworld}} You idiot, you shot the wrong Santa!]]
1812** [[VideoGame/MetalGearSolid GAME OVER - (CONTINUE) (EXIT)]]
1813---> '''Revolver Ocelot:''' YOU ''IDIOT!!''
1814* [[Literature/OneHundredYearsOfSolitude iguana]]
1815* [[VideoGame/DynastyWarriors IMBECILE!]]
1816* imbroglio
1817* [[VideoGame/AmongUs imposter]]
1818* inexplicably (this one gets bonus points for both sounding funny ''and'' having an implicitly hilarious definition)
1819* inflatable
1820* innuendo (it's an example of itself)
1821* ipecac (it becomes a TongueTwister if you say it too many times)
1822* iridocyclitis
1823* {{jackalope}}
1824* [[TheAllegedCar jalopy]]
1825* Jam (A favorite word of Creator/EddieIzzard)
1826* [[VideoGame/TeamFortress2 Jarate]]
1827* jetsam
1828* [[Series/GoodNewsWeek jet sparrow]]
1829** [[Anime/DigimonFusion Shoutmon + Jet Sparrow]]
1830* jettison
1831* Jew
1832* [[WebAnimation/HomestarRunner jibblie]]
1833** [[RunningGag A-JIBBLIEJIBBLIEJIBBLIEJIBBLIEJIBBLIEJIBBLIIIiiieeee...]]
1834** Creator/StudioGhibli
1835* jigaboo (a racial slur similar in severity to "nigger", but it sounds like something out of a children's book)
1836* [[MemeticMutation jimmies]]
1837* jingo (including ''Literature/{{Jingo}}'')
1838** jingoism
1839* jockstrap
1840* John Jacob Jingleheimer Schmidt
1841* joint
1842* jousting
1843* .jpg
1844--> '''[[WesternAnimation/KingOfTheHill Hank]]:''' Do I look like I know what a "jpg" is? I just want a picture of a got-dang hot dog!
1845* [[VideoGame/StardewValley junimo]]
1846* kakistocracy (which has the inherently funny definition of "government where the ''least'' qualified people are in charge")
1847* [[Film/SpaceMutiny Kalgan]]
1848* Kaputnik. (Actually "Sputnik" itself sounds sort of funny.)
1849* kerfuffle, used a lot by Lou in ''Series/LittleBritain''.
1850* Khoikhoi
1851* kickboxing
1852* kidney
1853** [[VideoGame/{{Gradius}} Kidney stones cannot be destroyed.]]
1854* Klopman, as in [[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Klopman_Diamond the Klopman Diamond]], which, as one beautiful lady found out to her dismay, comes with a [[DontExplainTheJoke terrible curse]]. (Used as a RunningGag on ''WesternAnimation/GarfieldAndFriends'').
1855* [[Series/JeevesAndWooster knees]]
1856** kneebone
1857** knobby knees
1858* knickers
1859* Knickerbockers
1860* knock on (the rugby term for a fumble)
1861* [[Franchise/SonicTheHedgehog Knuckles]] ([[MemeticMutation & knuckles]] [[RuleOfThree & Knuckles]] [[OverlyLongGag & Knuckles]])...
1862* [[Film/PrinceOfSpace Krankor]]
1863* Krebs Cycle
1864* [[VideoGame/{{Deltarune}} Kromer]]
1865* lagomorph
1866* lacquer, and by extention, lacquer thinner
1867* lallation (Ironically, it describes the inability to make the "L" sound. How cruel!)
1868* [[Creator/NigaHiga lamp]]
1869* lepton
1870* lesbian (Go on, try it--preferably loudly. LESBIAN!)
1871** [[Series/TheGoldenGirls What's funny about that? Wasn't Danny Thomas one?]]
1872** [[ComicBook/ScottPilgrim I'm in lesbians with you.]]
1873* lickety-split
1874* [[WebVideo/JacksFilms liginamite]]
1875* lingum (A copper necklace worn by Mesopotamian priests, in the shape of a dong.)
1876* [[VideoGame/SuperHexagon line]]
1877** [[https://line.me/ (user) sent a sticker.]]
1878* Linoleum
1879** And linolenic acid.
1880* [[AnnoyingYoungerSibling little sister]]
1881* LOL, appropriately given what it means.
1882** Similarly, ROFL and ROFLMAO when pronounced as actual words.
1883*** WTF? OMG!!!
1884*** OMGWTFBBQ!
1885*** ROFLMAO-TSE-TUNG
1886*** "My [=ROFLcopter=] goes soi soi soi soi soi soi..."
1887* longitudinal
1888* [[SesquipedalianLoquaciousness loquacious]]
1889** [[ComicBook/{{Asterix}} "I'll be loquacious all right! I'll loquace like no one ever loquaced before!"]]
1890* lozenge
1891* luggage
1892** It's what you ''lug''.
1893* lurgy
1894* macho
1895* macropterous (thank you ''Webcomic/PennyArcade''!)
1896* [[VideoGame/DwarfFortress magma]]
1897* mahoosive
1898* malaise
1899* mammogram
1900* manly, or man- as a prefix (as in [[Series/{{Dollhouse}} man-reaction]])
1901** Manbag, Mangina, Manboobs.
1902** [[Anime/CowboyBebop Man Faye]]
1903** "[[WebVideo/TheNostalgiaCritic Man tits,]] [[WesternAnimation/ThePebbleAndThePenguin AWAY!]]"
1904** [[VideoGame/{{Phigros}} NO ONE YES MAN]]
1905* [[WebVideo/DragonBallZAbridged Mahogany.]]
1906** But not just any mahogany! Mahogany from the trees of planet Malchior 7! Where the trees are 300 feet tall and breathe fire!
1907*** ...[[VerbalTic Mahogany.]]
1908* Mansquito
1909* Marijuana
1910* [[WebAnimation/{{hololive}} Marine]]
1911* masterpiece
1912* [[FanFic/MyImmortal masticate]]
1913* matriculate
1914* mauve
1915** [[WesternAnimation/HeyArnold Stinky, we are not calling our go-kart "The Mauve Avenger".]]
1916* Any word with "Mc" tacked on to the beginning (like "[=McMansion=]")
1917* measles
1918** [[Creator/JimmyDavis "God wants us to spread THE MEASLES!"]]
1919* measly
1920* [[http://www.boardgamegeek.com/ Meeple]]
1921* megalomaniac
1922* [[MemeticMutation meme]]
1923* Menards
1924* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ndsaoMFz9J4 Meow]].
1925* [[Music/TheyMightBeGiants Mesopotamian]]
1926* Midget.
1927* millinillion (that's 10[[superscript:3003]])
1928** Or better yet, [[https://digitalcommons.butler.edu/cgi/viewcontent.cgi?article=1895&context=wordways millillesillillion]] (which is apparently much larger than a googolplex)
1929* [[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mohorovicic_discontinuity Mohorovicic discontinuity]]
1930* minimum
1931** On top of being a fun word to say, if you type it on your keyboard your fingers do a little dance!
1932* mischief
1933* miss
1934** [[Creator/{{M2}} TRY AGAIN!! 残りRETRY 19]]
1935** [[VideoGame/MarioParty D'OH I MISSED]]
1936** [[RhythmGame 1 miss]]
1937** [[VideoGame/{{Wacca}} Missless!]]
1938* mob
1939* [[WebVideo/DoctorHorriblesSingalongBlog moist]]
1940** [[Literature/{{Discworld}} Moist von Lipwig]]
1941* [[HighClassGlass monocle]]
1942* [[TabletopGame/{{Monopoly}} monopoly]]
1943* monster
1944** [[Anime/KirbyRightBackAtYa I NEED A MONSTA TO CLOBBAH DAT DERE KIRBEH!!]]
1945* monstrosity ( usually when used to describe an object )
1946* [[Franchise/FinalFantasy moogle]]
1947** [[VideoGame/FinalFantasyVI Mog]]
1948* moist
1949* mop
1950* moron
1951** The fundamental particle of stupidity, much like the photon is for light and the electron is for charge. [[JustForFun/IThoughtItMeant Well, that's what it sounds like, anyway.]]
1952* .mpeg
1953* [[Literature/TheEyeOfArgon mrifk]]
1954* mugwump
1955* mukluk
1956* [[GodDamnedBats Murloc]]
1957* mushroom
1958** [[WesternAnimation/AvatarTheLastAirbender "It's a...giant...mushroom! MAYBE IT'S FRIENDLY!"]]
1959** [[VideoGame/DeepRockGalactic Mushrüm!]]
1960* muumuu
1961* mycelium (my celium!)
1962* [[http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?multiverseid=106473 nabob]]
1963* nadir
1964* naphtha
1965* {{Narm}}. Seriously, try saying that with the most serious expression on your face. You will (most likely) fail.
1966* Neanderthal
1967* {{Nerf}}
1968* niblets
1969** [[Series/HannahMontana Sweet niblets!]]
1970* Niggardly, which means to be miserly or reluctant to spend money. Why, [[NotWhatItLooksLike what did you think it meant?]]
1971* nimbus
1972* nincompoop
1973* nipple
1974** [[Series/ABitOfFryAndLaurie Nippl-e]].
1975* nodule
1976* [[VideoGame/FlightRising noggle]]
1977* noisome, which means smelly.
1978* nonce
1979* [[{{Noob}} n00b]]
1980** [[Creator/AlpacaHawk What, you think you're some kind of Jedi? You are a noob!]]
1981* noodle
1982* nosegay
1983* nostril
1984* nubbin
1985* [[NakedPeopleAreFunny Nude]], either [[Series/TheLeagueOfGentlemen with]] or [[WesternAnimation/AquaTeenHungerForce without]] the diphthong
1986* nudibranch
1987* nugget
1988* numpty
1989* [[NunsAreFunny nun]]
1990** [[WesternAnimation/TheWildThornberrys NUNS think I'm a bad mother?!]]
1991* nunchuck
1992* oaf
1993* oakum
1994* object
1995* oblong
1996* obstreperous
1997* Ogopogo, which is even more fun because it's a palindrome.
1998* The exclamation "Oi"
1999* ogre
2000* ointment
2001* [[VideoGame/SuperSmashBros ok]][[VideoGame/EarthBound1994 ay]]
2002** [[WesternAnimation/SouthPark m'kay]]
2003* omnishambles
2004* onomatopoeia
2005** onomatopoeic
2006* orb
2007* .org
2008* orifice
2009* [[WebVideo/DontHugMeImScared or]]''[[WebVideo/DontHugMeImScared gans]]''
2010* oscillate
2011* [[WebVideo/IDubbbzTV osteoporosis]]
2012* oust
2013* [[VideoGame/KidIcarus Palutena]] (actually a misromanzation of "Parthena", but has since become the official English spelling of her name)
2014* pamprodactyly
2015* pancreas
2016** As aptly demonstrated by the Beach Boys pastiche "Pancreas" on Weird Al Yankovic's 2006 CD ''Straight Outta Lynwood''.
2017** [[Anime/ExcelSaga "Ow, my]] [[Film/EncinoMan pancreas!"]]
2018** [[VideoGame/GartenOfBanBan "Your pancreas is mine!"]]
2019* [[http://www.healthbolt.net/2006/12/20/232-star-wars-lines-improved-by-substituting-the-word-pants/ pants]], especially as in the United Kingdom, "pants" means underpants, with "panties" often being used for women.
2020** Especially when used as an adjective (e.g. "The film was utterly pants from start to finish.").
2021** [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yRq1nqkmCtE&feature=related Nice pants.]]
2022** And on that subject, [[VideoGame/ApeEscape Monkey Pants]].
2023** [[WebAnimation/HomestarRunner "Some would say 'in my pocket'. I choose to say 'in my pants']].
2024*** [[http://hrwiki.org/wiki/pants We could go on.]]
2025** Depantsing
2026** Especially when [[VideoGame/KirbysEpicYarn the grass feels like them]].
2027* pantaloons
2028** [[WesternAnimation/TheSimpsons Must... drop... pantaloons!]]
2029* [[PantyShot panties]] (''Film/AnatomyOfAMurder'' even lampshades this)
2030** [[Series/MontyPythonsFlyingCircus "Beethoven, Mozart, Chopin, Liszt, Brahms, panties... I'm sorry..."]]
2031* pantyhose
2032* paradiddle (a drum pattern)
2033* parallelogram
2034** "parallelepiped" is probably funnier still.
2035* parapet
2036* parcheesi
2037* peacock
2038* pianist
2039* [[Music/JackStauber peenids]]
2040** [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_W0CQKvo-bE&pp=ygUHUGVlbmlkcw%3D%3D What was that last one?]]
2041* peent (the name for [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4Owj52XhoxI the call]] of the American woodcock, referenced further up on this page)
2042* peewee
2043* [[VideoGame/FarCry5 peggies]]
2044* [[Series/TheLeagueOfGentlemen pegs]]
2045* penis ([[http://xkcd.com/95/ "HAHA, PENIS"]])
2046** [[YouTubePoop pingas]]
2047** [[VideoGame/TeamFortress2 PAINIS]]
2048** phallus
2049** peen
2050** peepnis
2051---> She [[GroinAttack bited my peepnis]]...YEOOOOOWCH
2052* [[VideoGame/{{Warcraft}} peon]]
2053* [[RhythmGame perfect]]
2054* persnickety
2055* [[WebAnimation/HomestarRunner Pfargtl]]
2056* pettyfogger
2057** Larsen E. Pettifogger, shady, unscrupulous attorney from ComicStrip/TheWizardOfId
2058** ''Film/{{Lincoln}}:
2059-->'''Abraham Lincoln''': Blood's been spilled to afford us this moment now! Now! Now! And you grouse so and heckle and dodge about like pettifogging Tammany Hall hucksters!
2060* phalange
2061-->[[Series/{{Friends}} "There's something wrong with the left phalange!"]]
2062* philatelist
2063* philtrum (It's that little groove in the middle of your upper lip, just under your nose.)
2064** Not [[VideoGame/TheImpossibleQuiz Psychedelic Boogiechild?]]
2065* phlegm
2066* [[IncurableCoughOfDeath phthisis]]
2067* piano
2068** Pianist, due to it sounding like 'penis'.
2069* piblokto
2070* pigdog
2071* [[Franchise/{{Pokemon}} Pikachu]]
2072** Often used by Chelsea Handler on her show as a reference to a woman's private parts, thus ensuring that nobody aware of this will watch ''Anime/PokemonTheSeries'' in quite the same way ever again (although she spells it "Peekachoo").
2073* pillock
2074* pimp - There's just something about the short I + M + double P that gets me. A high school friend would once torture me to distraction by saying "pimpin' pope" and sending me into paroxysms of laughter.
2075* pipsqueak
2076* piscene
2077* plenum
2078* plinth
2079** [[Series/Miranda2009 Imagine a moist plinth...]]
2080* [[Literature/BraveNewWorld pneumatic]]
2081* Plumbum, the Latin word for lead.
2082** [[VideoGame/TheSims plumbbob]]
2083** [[WesternAnimation/RickAndMorty plumbus]]
2084* plump
2085* pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis (''Series/MontyPythonsFlyingCircus'' made the mistake of abbreviating this 45-letter word to "pneumonoconiosis," but its definition of this as "a disease miners get" is priceless)
2086* [[VideoGame/CommanderKeen pogo]]
2087* poke (StopPokingMe!!!)
2088* polygon
2089* polyp
2090** Not if you have to get one removed (or worse yet, if it can't be removed)...
2091* [[WebAnimation/HomestarRunner polymascotfoamalate]]
2092** Feed it to the babies!
2093* ponce
2094* Pond.
2095* Potty. Especailly when it's used in a context that ''doesn't'' mean "toilet" or "go to the bathroom"
2096* poop
2097** [[WesternAnimation/RobotChicken "Hello, Woody! ''(gasp)'' Do you know what my daddy did? … Poop! He pooped! Poop-de-doop doop poop! Ah, somebody left some poop in his pants."]]
2098* [[VideoGame/TeamFortress2 pootis]]
2099* [[UsefulNotes/ThePope Pope]]
2100** Popemobile
2101*** Papalmover!
2102*** ANYTHING-mobile is pretty funny, actually
2103* popery (rarely used, but incredibly funny)
2104** Papist is kind of a funny word too, if still kind of offensive. Come on. Say it.
2105* popper
2106* porn
2107* [[Manga/SayonaraZetsubouSensei pororoca]]
2108* power cycle
2109* pouffe
2110* pox
2111* Praseodymium
2112* prawn
2113* preposterous
2114* pronk ([[https://derpibooru.org/125144 evidence]])
2115* punch
2116* puppet
2117* purple
2118* [[WebAnimation/TheDementedCartoonMovie Qrrbrbirlbel]]
2119* [[WebVideo/KingdomHeartsInANutshell quack]]
2120** [[Webcomic/Elwood2015 Quackenbush]], which is [[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Quackenbush actually a real surname]].
2121* Series/{{quark}} (the particle is named after one of the many made-up words in ''Literature/FinnegansWake'')
2122* [[WesternAnimation/DrawnTogether queef]]
2123** Especially when you take into account supersymmetry, in which the particle's hypothetical counterpart is just that particle's name with an s at the beginning. Squark, sneutrino...
2124* quid
2125* '''[[VideoGame/TheWorldEndsWithYou RAM CROTCH!!!!]]'''
2126* [[DynamicDifficulty rank]]
2127* ratio
2128* [[WesternAnimation/SpongeBobSquarePants Ravioli]]
2129* Recidivist
2130* [[WesternAnimation/PinkyAndTheBrain repugnant]]
2131* [[WesternAnimation/StoryBotsSuperSongs Rhombus or rhomboid]] (what makes it funny is the [[IncrediblyLamePun Rh factor]]!)
2132** No idea, dude, but’s it’s a cool sounding word. Rhombus~
2133* [[Film/TheFinalSacrifice Rowsdower. Zap Rowsdower.]]
2134* riboflavin
2135* Ridiculous!
2136* robber
2137** rubber robber
2138* rubber dinghy
2139** Hell, both "rubber" and "dinghy" are just as funny separately.
2140* rubbish
2141** [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=01vAsDZZzuA Rubbish Sorting]]
2142* rucksack
2143* ruckus
2144* [[Webcomic/ProblemSleuth rump]]
2145* Rumplestiltskin
2146* rumpus room
2147* sackbut (a musical instrument similar to the trombone)
2148* sacroiliac
2149* [[VideoGame/{{beatmania}} safari]]
2150* salty
2151* sandblasted
2152* sassafras
2153* savvy
2154* scabies
2155* [[WesternAnimation/TheAdventuresOfJimmyNeutronBoyGenius scapula]]
2156* schist (as in [[BigApplesauce Manhattan schist]])
2157* schooner
2158* schwa
2159* scoliosis
2160* scrobbles
2161* scrotum (not '''that''' inherently amusing, but when abbreviated to the first syllable ''only''...)
2162** scrote (a British insult based on the above)
2163* {{scrub}} ([[VideoGame/TheLegendOfZeldaCDiGames after you do that to all the floors in Hyrule]], ''then'' we can talk about mercy!)
2164--> [[Literature/TheVoyageOfTheDawnTreader There was a boy called Eustace Clarence Scrubb, and he almost deserved it.]]
2165* Seamen
2166** [[WesternAnimation/TheSimpsons I don't think women and seamen mix, sir]] - [[AmbiguouslyGay Waylon Smithers]].
2167* sebaceous
2168** sebum, "[[Podcast/RiffTrax the dirtiest non-dirty word there is]]"
2169* [[WesternAnimation/EdEddNEddy sextant]]
2170* shagpile
2171* sheeple - See "meeple," above.
2172** [[WesternAnimation/StevenUniverse sneople]] - "snake people"... not to be mistaken for sne''e''ple "'''snail''' people"
2173* shenanigans
2174* {{ship|ping}}
2175** [[VideoGame/TheLegendOfZeldaCDiGames Enough! My ship sails in the morning.]]
2176** [[Film/RevengeOfTheSith Time]] to {{abandon ship|ping}}!
2177* shimmying
2178* [[Theatre/TheMusicMan shipoopi]]
2179* {{sh|ootEmUp}}mup
2180* [[GlamRock Showaddywaddy]]
2181** [[Series/MockTheWeek And the band was Showaddywaddy.]]
2182* [[Film/MontyPythonAndTheHolyGrail shrubbery]]
2183* shuttlecock (the thing you use in Badminton)
2184* simulator (of [[VideoGame/GoatSimulator goats]], [[VideoGame/DeeeerSimulator deer]], [[VideoGame/FarmingSimulator farming]], [[VideoGame/EuroTruckSimulator trucks]], and [[VideoGame/GranTurismo real driving]])
2185* skinnamarink
2186* sleaze
2187* [[WesternAnimation/HeyArnold Slippage]]
2188* [[Webcomic/SluggyFreelance Slorddly]]
2189* smacker, meaning kiss.
2190* [[{{Squick}} smegma]]
2191** Also ideal as a [[PardonMyKlingon futuristic curse word]]. "[[Series/RedDwarf Oh, smeg", "what the smeg", "smegging hell", etc.]]
2192* [[Literature/GoodOmens smite]]
2193* [[ComicStrip/CalvinAndHobbes smock]]
2194* [[LetsPlay/{{Lucahjin}} sni]][[VideoGame/{{Faxanadu}} eld]]
2195* [[ComicStrip/BloomCounty snugglebunnies]]
2196* sorority
2197* spackling (I don't know what it means, but it's funny.)
2198* [[ComicBook/{{Deadpool}} spatula]]
2199** [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2XbCWmY0eqY Spatula City!]] [[Music/WeirdAlYankovic Spatula City!]] [[Film/{{UHF}} Spatula City!]]
2200** [[WesternAnimation/PhineasAndFerb "I.. know... what.... we're.... going.... to do...]] '''[[WesternAnimation/PhineasAndFerb spatula!]]''' [[WesternAnimation/PhineasAndFerb Oh,]] ''[[WesternAnimation/PhineasAndFerb today.]]'' [[WesternAnimation/PhineasAndFerb I really should have known that from the context. Oh, here's another one. Hey... where's.....]] '''[[WesternAnimation/PhineasAndFerb spatula!]]''' [[WesternAnimation/PhineasAndFerb Oh, context again."]]
2201** [[Creator/DaThings1 "It was a spatula, but he was keeping it"]]
2202* [[Franchise/{{Metroid}} Spazer]]
2203* spelunk (as [[ComicStrip/CalvinAndHobbes Calvin]] demonstrates, it makes a good onomatopoeia for throwing a rock into a body of water)
2204** VideoGame/{{Spelunky}}
2205** spelunker
2206* sphincter ([[Film/WaynesWorld "Asphinctersayswhat?"]])
2207* splanchnic
2208* [[WesternAnimation/{{Catscratch}} Splee]]
2209* [[UselessSpleen spleen]]
2210** ''[[VideoGame/NoMoreHeroes "My spleen!"]]''
2211** [[WesternAnimation/InvaderZim AAUUUUUUUUUUGH!!! MY SPLEEEEN!!!]]
2212** [[Film/GangsOfNewYork "The liver!" "The heart!" "THE SPLEEN!!"]]
2213*** "My squeedlyspooch!"
2214** It's doubly funny when used in the phrase "venting one's spleen", which sounds like something [[{{Squick}} really gross]].
2215* splendid
2216* spondonacles
2217* spooge
2218* [[CutHisHeartOutWithASpoon spoon]]
2219** [[WesternAnimation/{{Rejected}} My spoon is too big!]]
2220*** [[WesternAnimation/TheTick SPOOOOOOOOON!]]
2221* {{spork}}
2222** sporf - a combination of spoon, fork and knife
2223* sporran
2224* spunk
2225** [[WesternAnimation/RockosModernLife SPUNKY!!! SPUNKY!!!]]
2226* [[VideoGame/TheLegendOfZeldaCDiGames SQUADALA! WE'RE OFF!!]]
2227* squalid
2228* {{Squee}}
2229* squeegee
2230* {{squick}}
2231* squirm
2232* [[WesternAnimation/FindingNemo squishy]]
2233* stagflation
2234* steeple
2235* Sternum
2236* Sticklebricks
2237** They make a fabulous backscratcher too!
2238* stickler
2239** [[WesternAnimation/StickinAround Real mature, Bradley.]]
2240* [[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Strangelet strangelets]]
2241* Strontium
2242* [[MemeticMutation succ]]
2243* sulphuretted
2244* sundry
2245* [[WesternAnimation/SouthParkBiggerLongerAndUncut super]]
2246** [[VideoGame/SuperHexagon hexagon]]
2247* [[Film/MaryPoppins Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious]]
2248* supercilious (not to be confused with "super silly", it means "smugly superior")
2249** "[[VideoGame/SNKVsCapcomSVCChaos Supercillious (sic) jester. You stick in my craw.]]"
2250* [[YouTubePoop sus]]
2251* suspenders
2252* swag
2253** [[WebVideo/NonePiece "You got the stuff?" "Yeah I got some swaaaaag for ya!"]]
2254** ''VideoGame/{{Radirgy}} Swag''
2255* swaggering (as an adjective)
2256* [[VideoGame/TeamFortress2 SWORD VAN]]
2257* [[WebVideo/JonTron swood]]
2258* syllogism
2259* syphilis
2260* {{syzygy}}
2261* tango
2262* [[DirtyCommunist tankie]]
2263* tarnation
2264* teepee
2265* teeth
2266* telephony
2267* [[WebAnimation/HomestarRunner tertiary]]
2268* testicles
2269** [[WesternAnimation/FamilyGuy Attention, restaurant customers. Testicles. That is all.]]
2270* testify ([[VideoGame/{{Arcaea}} Beyond 12]])
2271* thagomizer: the spikes on a stegosaurus' tail. Even funnier if you know [[ComicStrip/TheFarSide the origin.]][[note]]which would be in memory of the late Thag Simmons[[/note]]
2272* thingamajig
2273* think tank
2274* thrice
2275* thong, which can mean underwear, or a flip flop, especially in Australia or New Zealand.
2276* thwart and all variations (thwarted, thwarting, etc.)
2277* Tiddlywinks, a game in which you use a squidger to squop your opponent's winks.
2278* '''''[[{{Pinball}} TILT]]'''''
2279* titillate
2280* tittle (the dot at the top of a lowercase I or J)
2281* [[http://languagelog.ldc.upenn.edu/nll/?p=4293 titular]]
2282* [[VideoGame/HotelMario toaster]] (especially if it shoots ProjectileToast)
2283** [[VideoGame/{{Arcaea}} Note design: Toaster]]
2284* [[Film/ManosTheHandsOfFate Torgo]]
2285* toggle. For example: toggle the "Toggle Toggles" toggle to toggle the toggling of toggles on or off.
2286* toilet, when it means the act of grooming oneself, as in "completing one's toilet".
2287* trampoline
2288* [[WesternAnimation/ScoobyDooWhereAreYou treasure]]
2289* tree
2290** George, George, ''WesternAnimation/GeorgeOfTheJungle'', WatchOutForThatTree
2291** [[WesternAnimation/BrotherBear I spy something... green.]] [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qGaQ7Kfg9Us Tree.]]
2292** [[Series/TheJoyOfPainting Let's paint some happy little trees.]]
2293** [[Series/MontyPythonsFlyingCircus And now... ''The LARCH''.]]
2294* [[Creator/DannyDeVito tresh]]
2295* [[VideoGame/AntiIdleTheGame triangle]]
2296** triangular (but only when pronounced with a broad "a")
2297** [[Series/{{Lazytown}} triagonal]]
2298* trilby
2299* {{Troll}}
2300* trope ([[JustForFun/TVTropesWillRuinYourLife if you've been hanging out here long enough]])
2301* trousers
2302* trundle
2303* truss
2304** [[Series/HelloCheeky Hannigan's truss boutique]]
2305** [[UsefulNotes/LizTruss Trussonomics]]
2306* tube
2307* tubercle
2308* [[{{Lemon}} tumescence]]
2309* turban
2310* turgid
2311** turgidity
2312* [[Creator/TheMarxBrothers tusks]]
2313* tutee (someone being taught by a tutor)
2314* tutu
2315* twee
2316* udder
2317* ugly
2318* ukulele
2319** The common pronunciation [=[/ˌjuːkəˈleɪli/]/(YOO-kə-LAY-lee) or the "correct" [ˈʔukuˈlɛlɛ]/(OO-koo-LEH-leh)=]
2320* ululate
2321* underpants
2322** Ken Keeler, one of the head writers of ''WesternAnimation/{{Futurama}}'', declared that the word underpants is 20% funnier than the word underwear.
2323** Perhaps this is due to the fact that the term "pants" is also quite funny.
2324* ungulate ("a hoofed mammal", though it would make a darn fine verb as well)
2325* unguent
2326** "[[Film/{{Fargo}} Unguent! I need unguent..."]]
2327* Unitard
2328* unununium
2329* [[UranusIsShowing Uranus]]
2330* [[WesternAnimation/{{Futurama}} Urectum]]
2331* [[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Metabolic_waste#Uricotelism uricotelic]] (because it sounds bit like 'eureka'.)
2332* urinal
2333** urinal cakes are also much more hilarious than just regular cakes
2334** [[YouSayTomato you-RINE-ull]].
2335* uvula (the funny-looking thing that dangles at the back of the mouth)
2336** [[Series/SaturdayNightLive "Dear Sis: It'll behoove ya to care for your uvula."]]
2337** '''[[LetsPlay/ChuggaaConroy Who stares at my UVULA?!]]'''
2338** [[WesternAnimation/SpongeBobSquarePants "And dry-clean my uvula!"]]
2339** [[WebVideo/VShojo "That sounds like a sex thing."]]
2340* varlet
2341* vestigial
2342* vegetable (Cite: Edmund Series/{{Blackadder}} declaring himself to be "[[TitleDrop the Black]]...Vegetable", the name "[[Manga/{{Naruto}} Land of Vegetables]]". QED.)
2343* [[Memes/{{Advertising}} Volcanicityyyyyyyy]]. Of course, it's a known fact that Matt Berry can make ''anything'' sound funny. Including the word "[[Series/GarthMarenghisDarkplace customer]]".
2344* voluptuous
2345* vulva
2346* wacky
2347* [[WebAnimation/HomestarRunner wad]]
2348* waddle
2349** Or even [[Series/TheFastShow Chris Waddle]]
2350** [[WesternAnimation/GravityFalls WADDLES]]!
2351** [[Anime/KirbyRightBackAtYa Waddle Dee!]]
2352* wagon
2353** [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uaFy0x_Uixo jackwagon]]
2354* [[Series/MontyPythonsFlyingCircus Wankel rotary engine]]
2355* wax
2356* [[Theatre/{{Kismet}} wazir]]
2357* [[BlandNameProduct WcDonald's]]
2358** [[Series/LookAroundYou cDonald's Theorem]]
2359* weenie
2360** [[WesternAnimation/SpongeBobSquarePants Weenie Hut Junior's?]]
2361** [[WesternAnimation/{{Frankenweenie}} Frankenweenie]]
2362* welshp
2363* wenus
2364* [[FauxtivationalPoster whaargarbl]]
2365* wharf
2366* whirligig
2367* whatchamacallit
2368* widdershins (an old-fashioned Scottish word meaning "counter-clockwise")
2369* Widdly Scuds?
2370* wiener
2371** [[Film/WelcometotheDollhouse Wiener Dog]]!
2372* wiggle
2373* Platform/{{Wii}}
2374* willy-nilly
2375* [[Webcomic/{{Homestuck}} Wrinklefucker]]
2376* wizard
2377** AWizardDidIt
2378* [[VideoGame/PizzaTower Woag]]
2379** YEEEOOOWOWOWOWOW
2380* [[Franchise/StarWars Womp Rat]]
2381* [[TheWoobie Woobie]]
2382* wood
2383** [[Franchise/SonicTheHedgehog zone]]
2384* Woolly
2385* [[NWordPrivileges Woppie]]
2386* wowser
2387* Woy Woy
2388* Wumpus
2389* Wuzzle
2390* Yell
2391* Yippee!
2392* Yoctosecond
2393* [[Narm/StarWars youngling]]
2394* [[WebAnimation/BattleForDreamIsland Yoylecake]]
2395* yurt
2396* ziggurat
2397* zaftig
2398* zamboni
2399** Almost sounds like a Russian [[Film/JamesBond Bond villain]], doesn't it? "You'll never get away with this, Zamboni!"
2400** [[Film/DeadPool2016 "Hahahaha... you're ... you're about to be killed by a Zamboni!"]]
2401** [[VideoGame/PlantsVsZombies Zomboni]]
2402* [[VideoGame/TheWorldEndsWithYou zetta]]
2403* zoo
2404** [[VideoGame/PuttPutt ZOOZOOZOO]]
2405* [[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Zwitterion zwitterion]]
2406* Anything made up by Creator/SpikeMilligan (''Radio/TheGoonShow'', for example, got a lot of mileage from "Ying tong iddle i po".)
2407* InherentlyFunnyWords can quickly derail a spelling bee:
2408** [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aWJ3UlW3C50 Sardoodledom]]
2409** [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VjzrNWPul9E Numnah]]
2410* Say it with me: [[Film/MaryPoppins Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious!]][[note]]Even though the sound of it is really quite atrocious![[/note]]
2411** Homaged and made funnier by WebVideo/TheNostalgiaCritic's review of ''Batman and Robin''. How bad was it? Only one word could describe it: "Iiiiiit's super-crap-a-fuck-a-rif-ic-ex-pi-al-a-bull-shit!"
2412* Most words ending in "-unge"
2413[[/folder]]
2414
2415!!By language
2416
2417[[folder:Celtic languages]]
2418* '''Welsh:'''
2419** Newyddion
2420** Nodwedd
2421** Llandudno
2422** Aberdovey. Sounds lovely, doesn't it?
2423** Not to mention that "penguin", one of the funniest of them all, originally derives from Welsh.
2424** [[OverlyLongName Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysiliogogogoch]] (punchline in a few films, like ''Film/{{Barbarella}}''). [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JNN3Cpnur1k Here is how you pronounce it.]]
2425** Eisteddfod
2426** Ystradgynlais (aka "why strangle us")
2427*** It's said "Us-Truh-GUN-lice".
2428** Bangor
2429** Abbeycwmhir
2430** Popty-ping (colloquial term for "microwave").
2431*** Literally translates as "ping bakery" which makes it even funnier.
2432** Pili-pala (butterfly)
2433** Rhiannon, a figure of Welsh mythology; Stevie Nicks of Music/FleetwoodMac discovered the name in a novel about a woman named Branwen possessed by another woman named Rhiannon. After writing the song, Nicks was later surprised to discover that the lyrics also applied to the legendary figure, and did further research on the Mabinogion story, unsure if further Rhiannon works would become a movie, musical, cartoon, or a ballet.
2434** Sboncen (squash)
2435** Sbigoglys (spinach)
2436** Nantycaws, a place name from Carmarthenshire meaning "stream of cheese".
2437** Pump, which means "five" and is pronounced "pimp".
2438** Igam-ogam (zigzag)
2439** The English word "whirlygig" is funny in itself, and in Welsh it becomes the equally amusing "chwyrligwgan".
2440
2441* '''Irish:'''
2442** Scoite
2443** [[CarryABigStick Shillelagh]].
2444** Scíth, pronounced "shkee", means "wings".
2445** Fuch means "wasp". Irish pronounces 'ch' like a spitting 'kh sound', so it sounds like "fuck".
2446** A lot of words become this if you forget the fada (á,é,í,ó,ú) since féar (grass) turns into fear (man). Or a sweet cake becomes a poop cake.
2447[[/folder]]
2448
2449[[folder:Yiddish]]
2450* Anything in [[YiddishAsASecondLanguage Yiddish]], or sounding ''like'' Yiddish, even (Note that about half of the examples are either Hebrew and German words, or very close to them. Yiddish practically mishes the rediculoucy of those two languages and takes it up to eleven):
2451** AlterKocker
2452** blech (a metal sheet you place on your heated stove to keep food warm, especially during [[UsefulNotes/{{Judaism}} Shabbos]])
2453** bupkis (might sound like a ForeignCussWord, though it literally means "beans," and sometimes can mean "nothing/worthless")
2454** cockamamie
2455** --dik, a common suffix which turns certain words into humorous ones. It's the Yiddish version of the German --dig, and it means "of a kind". For instance, food that is Kosher for Passover is pesachdik, which sounds filthy when you say it.
2456** ferkokter
2457** [[Magazine/{{MAD}} fershlugginer]]
2458** hoohah,
2459** veeblefetzer
2460** ganef
2461** [[Film/RushHour gefilte fish]]
2462** gevalt
2463** kabosh
2464** [[http://www.thedailyshow.com/video/index.jhtml?videoId=167645&title=daily/colbert-renounce kreplach]]
2465** kvetch
2466** matsess
2467** meshuggenah
2468** paskudnyik
2469** nogoodnik
2470** plotz
2471** putz
2472** schlemiel
2473** schlemazel
2474** schlepp
2475** schlong
2476** schmaltz
2477** schmegege
2478** schmuck
2479*** Which just happens to literally mean "[[DidNotDoTheBloodyResearch penis]]". [[AndKnowingIsHalfTheBattle Now You Know.]] [[BottomOfTheBarrelJoke Then again, that meaning probably just makes it funnier]].
2480*** That's how it evolved to its present meaning: "Oh, you think you're so big? Big shmig! You're just a little shmuck."
2481** schnook
2482** schnorrer: A mooching beggar, the equivalent of J. Wellington Wimpy approaching ComicStrip/{{Popeye}} and saying "I would gladly pay you Tuesday for a hamburger today", or pretend to treat a guest with "Two hamburgers; I'm buying, he's paying", or "Let's have a duck dinner... you bring the ducks."
2483** In ''Theatre/AnimalCrackers'' featuring Groucho as Captain Spaulding:
2484-->'''Chorus''': Hooray for Captain Spaulding, the African explorer,\
2485'''Capt. Spaulding''': Did someone call me schnorrer?\
2486'''Chorus''': Hooray, hooray, hooray!
2487** schvitz
2488** shmooze
2489** shpilkis
2490** tuchus
2491** tummler
2492** verklempt
2493** vershpuket
2494** The classic and incredibly useful "Oy vey!"
2495** The word "Yiddish" itself.
2496** The WordSchmord trope makes things funnier.
2497[[/folder]]
2498
2499[[folder:other Germanic languages]]
2500* '''Afrikaans:'''
2501** Aardvark- literally "earth pig"
2502** Free Sample = Gratis Monster (Gratis pronounced Hratis)
2503** Hell, "Afrikaans" itself is pretty funny.
2504** Trying listening to someone with an Afrikaans accent speak English sounds like some sort of mutant who bounces between Australia, the UK, and some alternate dimension on business regularly.
2505** For other examples, see the entire of the film Film/{{District 9}}.
2506*** For a further, greater example, see Lethal Weapon: "But... You're blick!"
2507** Klipspringer
2508
2509* '''Dutch:'''
2510** tentoonstelling
2511*** hottentottententententoonstelling
2512** sokken
2513** pannekoek
2514** augurk
2515** daarna
2516** zeehond
2517** varken
2518** kakkerlak
2519** telefoon
2520** nieuw
2521** kinnesinne
2522** fietsverhuurbedrijf
2523** potverdekke
2524** geel
2525** ijsvrij
2526** knoeien
2527** meisje
2528** mergel
2529** schrikkeljaar
2530** sinaasappelsap
2531** spiegel
2532** tachtig
2533** winkel
2534
2535* '''[[UsefulNotes/GermanLanguage German]]:'''
2536** Achtung
2537*** !
2538*** !!!
2539*** Gesundheit!
2540** Arschgeige (literally "ass violin"; used to mean "asshole" or "idiot")
2541** [[VideoGame.TeamFortress2 Dummkopf]]
2542** fuchsteufelswild
2543** Lederhosen
2544*** funny word for a funny garment
2545** [[KillItWithFire Flammenwerfer]]
2546*** [[MemeticMutation It werfs flammen]]
2547** Gedankenexperiment
2548** Pritschenwagen ("pickup truck", which is pretty funny itself)
2549** Wolpertinger, a mythical creature that is itself meant to be frightening but, seeing as it's a bunny rabbit with large antlers, ends up as adorable
2550** Kaninchen. In other words, a li'l fluffy bunny!
2551*** Karnickel, a regional term for the same li'l bunneh! (But it is better because it has more k's!)
2552** Gegenüber
2553** Kampfflugzeug
2554** Kartoffelsalat (potato salad)
2555** Kofferraumdeckel
2556** Kugelschlepper
2557** Mannschaft (which is simply the word for "team" but sounds dirty)
2558*** "Ich spiele gern mit meiner Mannschaft, jeden Tag."
2559** Schwanz ("tail"; in slang it can mean what you think Mannschaft means)
2560** Ochsenschwanzsuppe (ox tail soup, but considering what the word above can mean...)
2561** Schnurrbart
2562** Dick (it means "thick" in the measurement-and-body-shape-senses)
2563** Schlange ("snake")
2564*** And a rattlesnake is a Klapperschlange! Which actually means basically the same thing, but is funnier.
2565** Siebenfacher and Sonnenkreis (it's two words, but it still counts)
2566** Spinnenfinger ("spider fingers", unattactively long (often cold) fingers, that look like spiderlegs; especially funny if spoken in a Hessian dialect)
2567** Ausfahrt (highway exit)
2568** Gegengegangen
2569** Donaudampfschiffahrtselektrizitätenhauptbetriebswerkbauunterbeamtengesellschaft. [[http://de.wikipedia.org/wiki/Donaudampfschiffahrtselektrizit%C3%A4tenhauptbetriebswerkbauunterbeamtengesellschaft Longest-published word in the language,]] at 79~80 letters (nowadays, it would be written with a ''triple'' F).
2570*** FFF
2571** Ananas (pineapple, not bananas)
2572** [[Music/KraftWerk Schaufensterpuppen]]
2573** Schmetterling (Butterfly. Interestingly, "schmettern" means to strike hard/violently)
2574** Schnauzer
2575** Schwippschwager (The brother in law of your brother or sister in law)
2576** Und (and), if said in the [[Film/YoungFrankenstein right]] [[ElmuhFuddSyndwome way]].
2577** Wienerschnitzel
2578** Geschwindigkeitsbegrenzung ("speed limit")
2579** [[VideoGame/QuestForGlory Pferdefedern]] (literally, "horse feathers")
2580** Dirndl
2581** packen
2582** kaputt (which has been loaned to English)
2583** Mumpitz (which means something along the line of "balderdash")
2584** Ach!
2585** Vergnügt (pronounced "fair-gnyct." go ahead, try and say it without giggling.)
2586** Dudelsack, pronounced "doodle-zock". It means "bagpipe".
2587** Schmaltz
2588** Büstenhalter
2589** Pfannkuchen
2590** Haasenpfeffer
2591** rumspringen
2592** Oddly enough, [[Theatre/AvenueQ schadenfreude]]. It means receiving pleasure at the pain of others.
2593** Fünf
2594*** Fünfundfünfzig (Foonf-oont-foonf-zic. It means 55.)
2595*** See [[http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/060209.html this]] ''Webcomic/{{Sheldon}}'' comic.
2596*** Sechs (was the cause of much amusement in my German class)
2597** Walpurgisnacht
2598*** [[Anime/PuellaMagiMadokaMagica Except now it's also terrifying]]
2599** Schnupfen
2600** Besteckschublade
2601** vollgepfropft ("choked up")
2602** Spargel (Asparagus) (Pronounced "schpargel")
2603** Schweinehund
2604** Hauptbahnhof
2605** jodeln ("to yodel" -- remember that J is pronounced as Y)
2606** Eichhörnchen (squirrel. This word is very hard to pronounce correctly if German isn't your first language. Try to say it several times in a row and not laugh.)
2607** Even funnier is the infamous "Oachkatzlschwoaf" (squirrel's tail) from many Bavarian dialects. If you plan a trip to Bavaria, be prepared to pronounce the word correctly, or else you'll be dismissed with an angry "Saubreißn".
2608** Fagott (bassoon -- the accent goes on the second syllable)
2609*** Fagott?! Mein Gott!
2610** Zweitterion, a type of organic molecule.
2611** Kartofflewaffle
2612** Klappspaten
2613** Kürbiskernsuppe
2614** Großen (especially if preceded by the word "mit")
2615** Backpfeifengesicht
2616** hirnamputiert
2617** Arsch mit Ohren
2618** Vollpfosten
2619** Qualle
2620** Meerschweinchen (guinea pig)
2621** Munitionschlepper (ammunition carrier). And yes, [[MemeticMutation it schleps munitions]].
2622
2623* '''Scots'''[[note]]The sister language of English spoken in UsefulNotes/{{Scotland}}; not to be confused with Scottish ''Gaelic'', which belongs to the Celtic family of languages[[/note]]
2624** Cludgie (toilet)
2625** [[ForeignQueasine Haggis]]
2626** Hogmanay (Slang for "New Years Eve)
2627** Wee (small)
2628** Neap (turnip, slang for idiot)
2629** Bahookie (A person's backside)
2630** Och (Oh)
2631** Tattie (Potato)
2632** And a great number of English words [[FunetikAksent spoken in the native accent]] (Aboot, Oot, Canne, Dinnae, etc.)
2633
2634* '''Swedish'''
2635** Basically, anything at IKEA. One particular example, appleflarn, an oat cookie with [[ExactlyWhatItSaysOnTheTin apple pieces baked in]].
2636** Another one is Malm. You can't say it without lapsing into meditation speak. Mallllllmmmmmmm
2637** 'Fart' means 'speed', as in 'velocity'. There are roadsigns in Sweden with words such as 'Infart', 'Utfart', 'Påfart' and 'Avfart'. [[CaptainObvious In]] = [[ShapedLikeItself In]]. Ut = Out. På = On. Av = Off. Also, 'Cruise control' is 'Fartkontroll'.
2638** sex ("sex", but also "six")
2639** slut ("end"; pronounced "sloot")
2640** Rymdkapsel (space capsule)
2641** sjuksköterska (nurse)
2642
2643* '''Norwegian'''
2644** besudle
2645** blaut
2646** blingse
2647** brakkvann
2648** brennkvikk
2649** brorpart
2650** brudulje
2651** byks
2652** dirre
2653** dog
2654** dolk
2655** doning
2656** dumrian
2657** dustemikkel
2658** dy
2659** dyd
2660** elendig
2661** endelikt
2662** eplekjekk
2663** fandenivoldsk
2664** fiffig
2665** fjompenisse
2666** fleis
2667** flintskalla
2668** flust
2669** forkvakle
2670** fusentast
2671** harnisk
2672** hendelig
2673** henslengt
2674** herpe
2675** hes
2676** hjå
2677** hytte
2678** inkurie
2679** innertier
2680** jypling
2681** kaputt
2682** kimse
2683** klossmajor
2684** knagg
2685** knyst
2686** kurant
2687** kustus
2688** kverke
2689** latsabb
2690** lende
2691** ljå
2692** manko
2693** måfå
2694** neppe
2695** nusselig
2696** nyss
2697** ordelag
2698** outrert
2699** pinadø
2700** pladask
2701** programforplikta
2702** propert
2703** putevar
2704** radbrekke
2705** rotekopp
2706** ræl
2707** røkla
2708** saldo
2709** salig
2710** samt
2711** skeis
2712** skorte
2713** skvip
2714** skvulp
2715** slask
2716** slurv
2717** slåbrok
2718** spleise
2719** sporenstreks
2720** spurv
2721** sumlebukk
2722** tafatt
2723** tekke
2724** traktat
2725** traktere
2726** tufte
2727** tvert
2728** tyn
2729** tyst
2730** vanke
2731** vederstyggelig
2732** vonbroten
2733** vralte
2734** vranghals
2735** vræl
2736** vrøvl
2737** ydmyk
2738** åtgaum
2739
2740
2741[[/folder]]
2742
2743[[folder:Italic languages]]
2744* '''Latin:'''
2745** The pronoun hic, haec (pronounce [haik]), hoc. Also works if you're a Francophone, as "hic" is the onomatopoeia for hiccups in both French and English.
2746*** The ''ComicBook/{{Asterix}}'' comics went to town with this -- every time they showed a drunk Roman, they'd use all three pronouns for his hiccups.
2747** Not to mention, the verb 'facio'. (And to go with imperatives- 'Dic me! Dic me!' It ought to have some indicators for long vowels, but not in our textbook...)
2748** ambulabamus ("We were walking")
2749*** In fact, any verb ending in -bimus, -bamus, -bimini or -bamini is funny.
2750** desideraverant ("They had desired")
2751** plumbum (lead)
2752** [[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mutunus_Tutunus Mutunus Tutunus]], a phallic marriage deity.
2753** superbum (superb)
2754** ignis fatuus
2755** duodequinquaginta - "forty-eight". Math hatred probably started with this word.
2756** The word for "no one" is "Nemo". The accusative form is "Neminem".
2757*** [[WesternAnimation/FindingNemo All right, all right, don't hurt yourself...]]
2758
2759* '''French:'''
2760** agrafeuse, the lovely word for stapler
2761** affiche, or "poster" used in the same way with a French accent
2762** Beau tchoc (means "pretty bird" in Cajun French)
2763** bibliothèque (library)
2764** calculatrice
2765** caoutchouc, especially in the song [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PITnJAnmjqw Ça Plane Pour Moi]]
2766** chouchou (teacher's pet)
2767** concombre, or cucumber
2768** ennui
2769** escargot (snail)
2770*** [[Anime/KirbyRightBackAtYa ESCARGOON!!!]]
2771** harpe, and since the h is silent, it makes someone saying sound as if they are trying some strange seal bark. Try continually saying "arp arp arp arp" with a French accent and not laugh.
2772** hockey, especially when "au" is used before it.
2773** feuille (Means leaf and is pronounced like an "f" with the "oo" from "good" combined with a "y" sound").
2774*** Actually, any word with an "euille" sound is funny. �il, �illeton, feuille, fauteuil...
2775** fromage (cheese)
2776** le fromage est mort parce que le chat est dans l'aspirateur or: the cheese is dead because the cat is in the vacuum cleaner.
2777** "[[WesternAnimation/DextersLaboratory Omelette du Fromage]]."
2778** grenouille (frog)
2779** ménage
2780** merde, even better because it means poop (as well as made famous by Creator/MontyPython).
2781** WebVideo/{{Nimportequi}}
2782** pamplemousse (used as a running gag in the webcomic Webcomic/BobTheAngryFlower)
2783*** Used ''incorrectly'', nonetheless; "pamplemousse" actually means "grapefruit".
2784*** There's even a band that derives it's name from this word, though they change the spelling to Pomplamoose.
2785** phoque, pronounced like a certain English F word (elementary school French class was never the same when they came up with that silly zoo program where you clicked on the animals, and all you could hear was "phoque", "phoque"...)
2786*** [[WesternAnimation/FamilyGuy Cluster phoque]]
2787** piscine (swimming pool).
2788** poisson (fish), especially because of its closeness in spelling to "poison" (the French word for which is spelled identically to the English--and, yes, the pun is exploited in French editions of ''ComicBook/{{Asterix}}'')
2789*** "Who poisoned the poisson?"
2790** poubelle
2791*** plus belle qu'une poubelle
2792** quinze (meaning fifteen: pronounced "kanz").
2793** raplapla, meaning tired
2794** "WesternAnimation/{{Ratatouille}}". It's a stew right? Why do they call it that? If you're going to name a food, you should give it a name that sounds ''delicious''! Ratatouille doesn't sound delicious. It sounds like "rat" and "patootie". "Rat patootie"!
2795** rikiki (which translates into English as "puny", itself a funny word)
2796** roploplo, usually used as plural, [[MostCommonSuperpower roploplos]]
2797** Tractopelle (backhoe)
2798** vraisemblablement
2799** Zut! (Blast!)
2800** If it were not a racist slur against people of North African descent, the word "bougnoule" could easily qualify.
2801
2802* '''Spanish:'''
2803** chimichanga (a Mexican dish)
2804*** [[ComicBook/{{Deadpool}} DID YOU SAY CHIMICHANGAS?!]]
2805** chicharrón (fried pork rinds)
2806** hablaba (I/he/she/it spoke)
2807** trabajaba (I/he/she/it worked)
2808*** And by association, trabajábamos (we worked)
2809*** Any past imperfect conjugation of any verb ending in -ar really...
2810*** jugaba (I/he/she/it played)
2811*** Except the irregulars
2812** mundo (world)
2813** Me Puse (I have) When you pronounce it correctly, it sounds like a cat.
2814** mofongo (a Puerto Rican dish)
2815** bufanda (scarf)
2816*** [[MemeticMutation Yo sé. Billy la Bufanda es una bufanda]].
2817** jipijapa (Panama hat)
2818** galimatías (gobbledygook)
2819** Perú, emú, cebú, anticucho (according to the -oo phonetics)
2820*** Ñandú. Seriously, try to say it with a straight face.
2821** ñoño
2822** otorrinolaringólogo
2823** todopoderoso
2824** vehementemente
2825** marmota (groundhog)
2826** panza (belly)
2827** salchichas (sausages)
2828** By extension, most words with the suffix "-ito" and "-ita" as a diminutive ("pancita")
2829*** Not to mention you can repeat the diminutive as many times as you like for emphasis, thus something extremely small could be ''chiquitititititito" or "chiquitiquitiquitico"
2830** pie (foot) (pronounced PEE-eh)
2831** sacapuntas (pencil sharpener)
2832** equipaje (baggage). Say it out loud.
2833** catorce (fourteen)
2834*** [[Music/{{U2}} ¡Uno, dos, tres, catorce!]]
2835** yuxtaponer (to juxtapose) and all its conjugations: yuxtapusiste, yuxtapuesto, yuxtaponga...
2836** salto (leap)
2837** cacahuate (Mexican Spanish for peanut)
2838** marmita (cooking pot)
2839** limpiaparabrisas (windshield wipers)
2840** poner, pongo (to put, I put)
2841*** And puse ("I put" in the past)!!! Meow, meow...
2842** pescado (fish)
2843** atún (tuna)
2844** pez globo (blowfish)
2845** facón (a sword carried by Argentinian cowboys)
2846** quizás (perhaps)... again, say it out loud.
2847** desafortunadamente (unfortunately)
2848** guacamolè (avocado-based dip)
2849** ñiquiñaque (trash/junk)
2850** pedigüeño (beggar)
2851** huachinango (red snapper)
2852** chancla (sandal)
2853** albóndigas (meatballs)
2854
2855* '''Italian:'''
2856** squillante (trilling)
2857** Adverbs which are formed by adding the suffix "-mente" to present participles ending in "-ente". Particularly the word ''indipendentemente'' ("independently"). More so if you ''still'' haven't grasped its proper pronunciation.
2858** words ending in -otto: salsicciotto, bambolotto, orsacchiotto...
2859** words ending in -one: bombolone, provolone, polpettone...basically, most Italian word endings are inherently funny
2860** aiuola (flowerbed)
2861** arzigogolato (convoluted)
2862** sghiribizzo (whim)
2863** scarabocchio (scribble)
2864** pisello (pea, but also means "willie", as in penis)
2865** patata (potato, but also a nickname for a certain female part)
2866** pappa (pap, baby food)
2867** pupù (poop)
2868** rimbambito (senile)
2869** trottolino (lively child)
2870** marmotta (groundhog)
2871** culetto (little butt)
2872** dondolo (swing)
2873** cuculo (cuckoo)
2874** abbiocco (fit of drowsiness)
2875** abitabilità (habitability)
2876** cocomero (watermelon)
2877** bufala (female buffalo, but is also used to mean "hoax")
2878** patatrac (a crashing sound)
2879** chiappe (butt cheeks)
2880** stronzio (strontium, but it sounds almost identical to an Italian insult: stronzo, "turd". Everybody will giggle if you mention it)
2881** coccoloso (cuddly)
2882** acciaccatura (a musical ornament)
2883** [[Music/BeastieBoys Aglio e Olio]] (pronounced Ah-lee-oh-lee-oh-lee-oh)
2884** salsicciotto (small sausage)
2885** mozzarella (the famous type of cheese, but also sometimes used to mean... [[BuxomBeautyStandard Well...]])
2886
2887* '''Romanian:'''
2888** The surname of Romanian singer (of Hungarian ethnicity) [[http://www.radicalonline.info/wp-content/uploads/2010/08/Daniela-Gyorfi.jpg Daniela]] [[http://www.click.ro/bbtcontent/clipping/CLIIMA20110926_0118/5.jpg Gyorfi]] has similar pronunciation with Romanian words for "rag" and "hooker". Add some scandal over her past love affairs and [[DudeNotFunny cue twenty years of rough jokes on her sex life]].
2889[[/folder]]
2890
2891[[folder:Japanese]]
2892* [[Manga/RozenMaiden desu]] - if you don't think it's funny, say it five times fast without giggling.
2893* kyuukyuusha (ambulance)
2894* [[Manga/TheWorldGodOnlyKnows shouboushaaa~]] (fire engine)
2895* Chikatetsu (subway)
2896* koko/soko/asoko (here/there/over there)
2897* demo (but)
2898* eeto (um...), n, and other stopgaps and fillers
2899* In particular, "ano...," meaning "that..." (or, isolated, "hmm...") is popular as well, sounds slightly dirty in English and IS dirty in Spanish and Italian [[note]] it means "anus" in both languages[[/note]].
2900* moshimoshi (hello - specifically when you pick up the phone)
2901* haha (mother) and chichi (father)
2902* aso, because if one says it the right way...
2903* chin - while still a body part, it's not in the same region as the english one.
2904** Try below the belt. Actually, almost any euphemism for a penis is Japanese is hilarious. There's at least twelve.
2905* Nobuatsu Aoki.
2906* baka (largely thanks to [[Manga/RanmaOneHalf Akane]] [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QleyNcziqc0 Tendo]])
2907* bukkake (the smart bomb of dirty words. First off, few people know what it is - those who don't go home and look it up..."AAAAAAAAAAGH!" It also has a totally clean alternate meaning as a style of noodle preparation. Plus, it's ridiculously fun to say). And it can also be easily confused with "{{Bokukko}}".
2908** [[WesternAnimation/FamilyGuy Shoekkake]]
2909* [[Franchise/SuperMarioBros Yoshi]]
2910* Oppai
2911* bonkura
2912* "Cake" is pronounced as "ke-ki", or, coincidentally, "[[VideoGame/StarCraft KE KE KE KE]]".
2913* Itadakimasu (somewhat appropriately, sounds like "Eat a duck, we must")
2914* Nani?! Standard for any moe-blob.
2915** To westerners, the word is best known for its usage in Anime/FistOfTheNorthStar.
2916* [[VisualNovel/{{Clannad}} Dango]]
2917* [[Anime/FushigiYuugi No da!/Na no da!]]
2918* Gyūnyu (cow milk)
2919** Fun fact: [[Anime/DragonBallZ Captain Ginyu]]'s name comes from this word!
2920* Nemukunaru... (You are getting sleepy...)
2921** YOU try saying it over and over while you hold [[HypnoPendulum something that is swaying back and forth]] and not crack a smile.
2922* Saimin (Hypnosis)[[note]]Alternatively, Saiminjutsu[[/note]]
2923** [[{{Duck}} Say it around a boy named Simon and see what happens.]]
2924* Washi (how old men say "I" or "me"). Try saying it in an old man's voice.
2925* -tachi, a collectivizing suffix for all the various gender- and age- specific ways to say "I" (ore/boku/atashi/watashi/etc.), which can add a humorous nuance beyond the meaning of "we" ("Ore-tachi"="we [tough guys]...")
2926** The word "tomodachi" was originally made by applying the collectivizing "-tachi" to the word "tomo" (friend), but nowadays this word also means a single friend. How to make a noun which explicitly means "a group of friends"? Well, of course, add the same suffix once more: "tomodachitachi"!
2927* [[http://gai-gin.com/comic_0124.shtml Seieki]].
2928* 若干 (jakkan), despite being more or less synonymous with ちょっと (chotto) or 少し (sukoshi), is considered more inherently funny.
2929* Atatakai - warmish
2930** Even more fun in past tense, "Atatakakatta"
2931* Uso (lie).
2932* Midori means green and is insanely fun to say (though not as much as tokidoki)
2933* Wagamama (selfishness)
2934[[/labelnote]]
2935* {{Hikikomori}}, but probably not funny if you know one or ''are'' one.
2936* Hito is 'person', while hitobito is 'people'.
2937* [[EarCleaning mimikaki]]
2938* Ninki (popular)
2939* Nonki (easy going. Trying it and the above in rapid succession.)
2940* Shishunki (puberty). Especially funny for Russian speakers when transliterated (using the [[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cyrillization_of_Japanese Polivanov system]]) as "сисюнки", which is dangerously close to the Russian word for "titties".
2941* konnichiwa
2942* shiitake (as in the mushrooms)
2943** [[Series/TheCatherineTateShow "Shit ache mushrooms?!"]]
2944* Basically any by itself, especally "Pu" (see "Poo" above), and any other symbols ending in "U" (for the same reasons of he "oo" words).
2945* The sequence of numbers, 8-8-7-1 (hachi hachi nana ichi)
2946** Using the slightly less popular Japanese variation for "seven", the same sequence is "Hachi-Hachi-Shichi-Ichi.
2947* geso (squid tentacles for eating)[[note]]We have [[Manga/SquidGirl Ika Musume]] to thank for that, [[VerbalTic de geso.]][[/note]]
2948* sumo (a funny name for a funny sport)
2949* {{ninja}}
2950* Unputenpu (trusting something to chance). Fans of ''Manga/{{Kaiji}}'' will be familiar with this one.
2951* Kuuki versus Kukki: the first means "air," the second is the Japanese pronunciation of "cookie." [[HilarityEnsues You will get them mixed up.]]
2952** Similarly: chizu (map) vs. chiizu (cheese)
2953* Many Japanese ''Franchise/{{Pokemon}}'' names qualify as this, with many of them being portmanteaus of existing words:
2954** Pikachu ([[MondegreenGag "Pick a chew, any chew!"]])
2955** Fushigisou (Ivysaur)
2956** Shizarigā/Shizariger (Crawdaunt)
2957** Roobushin/Roopushin (Conkeldurr)
2958** Būbā/Boober (Magmar) and Booby (Magby)
2959*** {{Heh Heh|You Said X}}, "booby".
2960** Matadogasu (Weezing)
2961** Ragurāji (Swampert)
2962** Kekkingu (Slaking)
2963** Bosugodora/Bossgodora (Aggron)
2964** Mukuhōku (Staraptor)
2965** Rejigigasu (Regigigas; fun to say in English as well)
2966** Gigaiasu (Gigalith)
2967** Gamageroge (Seismitoad)
2968** Darumakka
2969** Hihidaruma (Darmanitan)
2970** Rankurusu (Reuniclus)
2971** Baibanira (Vanilluxe)
2972** Shikijika (Deerling)
2973** Mebukijika (Sawsbuck)
2974** Tamagetake (Foongus)
2975** Gigigiaru (Klinklang)
2976** Shibishirasu (Tynamo)
2977** Shibibīru (Eelektrik)
2978** Ononokusu (Haxorus)
2979** Genosekuto (Genesect)
2980* wakuwaku
2981* ojama
2982* [[http://tangorin.com/#general/mushi mushi]]
2983** Even better for Germans, because "Muschi" (pronounced the same) means "pussy" (in both the cat and the... non-cat sense).
2984* Manga/{{Mushishi}}
2985* [[Manga/AzumangaDaioh Sata Andagi!]]
2986* okonomiyaki
2987* sai (rhinoceros)
2988* i (stomach. Yes, that's only one letter in romaji)
2989* Tokyo and Kyoto, especially if close together. ("Tokyo and Kyoto" itself can be pretty funny in Japanese - the Japanese word for "and" is "to". Also, formally Tokyo is referred to as "Tokyo-to", meaning "Tokyo, the capital")
2990** The Japanese の ("no" to an English speaker and a Spanish speaker) and the English and Spanish "no" (の to a Japanese speaker) can cause hilarious misunderstandings. "Tokyo? No. Kyoto.", in English, and "Tokyo no Kyoto", in Japanese, mean ''very'' different things even though they are pronounced in almost the exact same way.
2991* otokonoko (young man)
2992* kabuki
2993* [[Franchise/{{Godzilla}} Gojira]]
2994** Which is also a [[NameToRunAwayFromReallyFast Name to run away from really fast]]. It's a combination of "gorilla" and ""''kujira''" (whale).
2995* Bangohan. (dinner)
2996* kuso. (shit)
2997** kusoge (shitty game, usually of the SoBadItsGood variety)
2998* Yamete! (Stop it!)
2999* Wani (crocodile/alligator)
3000* ''VideoGame/PuyoPuyo'' (an onomatopoeia for squishy, gooey things)
3001* Yopparatta (drunk)
3002* take (bamboo)
3003--> '''Choko:''' [[https://youtu.be/65Smh8rwdJI Ta-ta-ta ta-ke take take take...]]
3004* ron (Callout for winning a hand off someone's discarded tile in TabletopGame/{{mahjong}}. Often a JumpScare for the discarding player, too.)
3005* VisualNovel/{{umineko|WhenTheyCry}} (seagull, written as 海猫...which, separately, mean "sea" and "cat". In other words, seagulls are sea kittens.)
3006[[/folder]]
3007
3008[[folder:Other Languages]]
3009* '''Aboriginal Australian languages:'''
3010** kookaburra
3011** Woop Woop. Yes, it's a place.
3012** kangaroo
3013** wallaby
3014** Toowoomba
3015** Woomera
3016*** Although what went on in the place of the same name is [[http://www.green.net.au/humpsnotdumps/woomera.htm considerably]] [[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Woomera_IRPC less funny]].
3017** Coonamble
3018** Wagga Wagga
3019** Goondiwindi
3020** didgeridoo
3021** Wollongong
3022** Wombat
3023** Bundanoon
3024** Tubbarubba
3025
3026* '''Arabic:'''
3027** dhimmi ("people of the book", the term used in the Abbasid Caliphate to refer to followers of other Abrahamic religions)
3028** haboob ("blasting/drifting", a type of intense dust storm)
3029
3030* '''Armenian:'''
3031** apoosh (meaning fool)
3032** chezarmanak (meaning "don't be suprised")
3033** duduk
3034** saganakagoyn ([[TranslationYes brown]])
3035** Germanatsi ([[AllGermansAreNazis A German person]]; the suffix "atsi" stands for "person of X national origin", but happens to rhyme with "Nazi")
3036** khakhogh (meaning "grape"; known for being one of the most unpronounceable words for beginners)
3037
3038* '''Farsi'''
3039** Barf, meaning snow. What's funnier is that there is a laundry detergent in Iran and surrounding countries called Barf as well after the Farsi word, resulting in chuckles from English-speakers.
3040
3041* '''Filipino -- Tagalog'''
3042** ate (sister -- pronounced "ah-teh", not as in the English homophone with "eight")
3043** chismis (gossip)
3044** [[VideoGame/AmongUs sus]]mariyosep (Jesus, Mary, Joseph -- the English equivalent would be "oh my God")
3045** tito (uncle) and tita (aunt)
3046
3047* '''Finnish:'''
3048** saippuakuppinippukauppias (the world's longest single-word palindrome, 'meaning' "soap cup bunch merchant")
3049** Kalevala
3050** höpö-höpö! (meaning "nonsense!")
3051** lämpimämpi (meaning "warmer")
3052** saarikaari (meaning "arch of islands")
3053** hihhuli (meaning "fanatic" and also the [[WesternAnimation/{{Pasila}} only Finnish word with a geminate "h"]])
3054** perkele (at least for non-native speakers who happen across ''Webcomic/ScandinaviaAndTheWorld'')
3055
3056* '''Greek''':
3057** The bouzouki is a stringed musical instrument related to the lute and the mandolin; not to be confused with a bazooka.
3058** Gyros [pronounced hee-ros in Greek]: Beef and/or lamb, served on pita bread
3059** Souvlaki, the Greek equivalent of shish kebab
3060** Spanakopita
3061** Tzatziki sauce
3062
3063* '''Hindi:'''
3064** "कबूतर" (kabootar), which just means pigeon.
3065** "बर्फ" (barph), pronounced similar to barf. Can be translated as "snow" or "ice".
3066** "चीनी" (cheenee), means sugar.
3067
3068* '''Hungarian:'''
3069** féltégla
3070** goulash
3071** paprika
3072** sajt
3073*** [[DontExplainTheJoke This one is funny for English speakers as it's pronounced "shite" and means "cheese." See if you can walk into a McDonalds in Budapest and order a cheeseburger (sajtburger) with a straight face.]]
3074** hó (it means snow)
3075** rengeteg
3076** The surname Nemeth means "German" in Hungarian. Quarterback and Super Bowl III MVP Joe Namath's grandfather Anglicized his surname from Nemeth.
3077** Wrestling/DolphZiggler [Nicholas Nemeth]
3078** Gömböc
3079
3080* '''Korean'''
3081** bibimbap (rice, vegetables, egg, chili paste, and sometimes meat mixed in a hot bowl)
3082** bulgogi: thin, marinated slices of beef or pork than can be grilled or fried
3083** hakmun/hangmun (One means "schoolwork" the other means "anus." Due to quirks of Korean pronunciation they end up sounding identical.)
3084** hojumeoni (pocket, sounds like "Hold you(r) money.")
3085** oksusu (corn)
3086** uyu (cow's milk, from the same Chinese root as Japanese "gyūnyu" listed above)
3087
3088* '''Polish:'''
3089** fart ((good) luck)
3090** pies (dog, mostly funny due to the false friend)
3091** pierogi
3092** [[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Potrzebie potrzebie]]
3093** kielbasa
3094** kubełek (a small bucket, pronounced koo-BEH-wek)
3095
3096* '''Russian'''
3097** балала́йка (pronounced bah-lah-lay-kuh), a stringed instrument with a triangular-shaped body
3098** бутерброд (sandwich) pronounced "booterbrod". Comes from the German word "Butterbrot" (''Butter bread'', aka Bread with Butter)
3099** глупый (stupid) pronounced "gloopyi"
3100** [[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fobos-Grunt Phobos-Grunt]] (Фобос-Грунт), where "Grunt" is pronounced "groont".
3101** гофрированный (like, wrinkly metal. Damn, it got funnier) pronounced "gophrirovannyi"
3102** грымза (old hag, borrowed from Polish) pronounced "gryimza".
3103** кукуруза, pronounced "koo-koo-roo-za," emphasis on the "roo." It means "corn," and sounds a lot like "кукурику," (koo-koo-ree-koo), the Russian name for the cry of the animal who probably eats кукуруза, the rooster.
3104** бричка (chaise, again borrowed from Polish), pronounced "breechka".
3105
3106* '''Turkish:'''
3107** [[Franchise/{{Tintin}} Bashi-Bazouk]]
3108**
3109** Ali Baba
3110** babaganoush
3111** sesame
3112** baklava
3113** Shish kebab
3114** sherbet
3115** yogurt
3116** Constantinople
3117*** Istanbul
3118** elele
3119** Fark etmez (means, "It doesn't matter.")
3120
3121* '''Hebrew'''
3122** [[MindScrew 'Me' is who and 'hu' is he and 'he' is she]].
3123*** [[ComicallyMissingThePoint ...and we are]] [[Music/TheBeatles all together?]] "I am the eggman, they are the eggman, [[Music/MagicalMysteryTour I am the walrus, goo goo g'joob...]]"
3124** dag [[note]]pronounced "dug"[[/note]] (fish)
3125** Dikduk (grammar)
3126** Bakbuk (bottle)
3127** Lama (why)
3128** Melafefon (cucumber) - funny in pretty much every language
3129** Tarnegol (rooster)
3130** Timtum (stupidity)
3131** Tookie (parrot)
3132*** [[WesternAnimation/GeorgeOfTheJungle "AAH AAH, EEE EEE, TOOKIE TOOKIE!"]]
3133
3134* '''Chinese'''
3135** 菠萝, Bōluó (pineapple)
3136** 蘑菇鸡片, Mógūjīpìan (sautéed mushroom and chicken slices, better known by the anglicized bastardization "Moo Goo Gai Pan", which is admittedly much funnier)
3137** 那个, Nèigè ("that", also used liberally in speech akin to "[[LikeIsLikeAComma like]]"). [[MistakenForRacist Yes, we know what it sounds like.]]
3138** Gong Hee Fot Choy (Cantonese pronunciation of 恭喜发财 Gōngxǐfācái, Chinese New Year greeting roughly meaning "happiness and wealth")
3139
3140* '''Indonesian'''
3141** ''Kerbau'' (water buffalo), or its phonetic simplifying ''Kebo''.
3142** ''Kuda'' (horse)
3143** ''Burung'' (literally means bird, but it can earn you a few chuckles as it is basically the equivalent to 'cock' in every way)
3144*** The 'low' Javanese/Sundanese word ''manuk'' also applies.
3145** ''Dodol'' (a type of sticky sweets similar to toffee)
3146** Javanese-derived ''Peyang'' or ''Peyot'' (slanted/dented surface)
3147** ''Tinja'' (feces)
3148** And many more, exacerbated by the many and varied languages of Indonesia. Most often, an innocent-meaning word in one regional language can turn one-eighty in meaning in another.
3149*** To name an language pair example: Javanese (spoken in Java) and Banjarese (spoken in South Kalimantan). ''Kaputing'' in Banjarese means 'death', while in Javanese (and Indonesian in general) it roughly means 'to the nipples'. ''Hancik'' in Javanese means 'footstool', in Banjarese it means 'to have sex'. You get the point.
3150** ''Kontol'' (penis -- doesn't help that it sounds like "control")
3151
3152* '''[[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Marathi_language Marathi]]'''
3153** dabbawala (someone who delivers lunchboxes)
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3155----
3156->[[WesternAnimation/MyLittlePonyFriendshipIsMagic Pickle barrel kumquat, pickle barrel kumquat, pickle barrel kumquat, chimi-cherry-changa!]]...

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