1 | ''Need to protect a character from dying? It's easy! Just:'' |
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3 | # Make them [[PlotArmor a main character]]. |
4 | ## Especially applies if their actor [[ContractualImmortality is still hired]]. |
5 | # Make them [[EnsembleDarkhorse more popular than the main character]]. |
6 | ## Unless the main character is particularly [[CreatorsPet beloved by the writers]], in which case make yours slightly ''less'' popular to avoid [[TooCoolToLive complications]]. |
7 | # Make them the main character's [[ThePowerOfLove love interest]] or [[ThePowerOfFriendship best friend]] (with plenty of CharacterDevelopment to keep them from being a FriendlyTarget). |
8 | # Train them in SuperNotDrowningSkills. |
9 | # Refer to them to indicate that they're [[CharacterOutlivesActor alive off-screen]] without appearing on-screen. |
10 | # Give them the superpower of [[NighInvulnerability biological invincibility]]. |
11 | # Send them on [[HumanPopsicle a trip longer than their life-span]]. |
12 | # Give them a PocketProtector. |
13 | # Put them in [[DeathTrap an elaborate killing-machine, unsupervised]]. |
14 | # Put them in [[FakingTheDead the Plot Device Witness Protection Program]]. |
15 | # Inflict [[MadeOfIron lethal injuries when the plot doesn't call for death]]. |
16 | # Have rules against upsetting the BalanceBetweenGoodAndEvil. |
17 | # Ensure that the opposing sides [[EnforcedColdWar never actually come to blows]]. |
18 | # Make the other characters [[LeftForDead perfectly satisfied they're dead]]. |
19 | # Honorably discharge them from the cast with [[AscendToAHigherPlaneOfExistence a possibility they could return]]. |
20 | # Allow the villain to indulge at having [[BondVillainStupidity the perfect opportunity to kill them]]. |
21 | # [[{{Bowdlerise}} Rewrite the show]] to make it [[NeverSayDie safer]]/ lower the target audience age. |
22 | # Have their [[TrueLovesKiss true love kiss them]]. |
23 | # Make them [[ImprobableInfantSurvival a baby]] or a dog. |
24 | ## Unless the latter is [[DeathByNewberyMedal in a work after the Newbery Medal.]] |
25 | # Put them through a situation that would surely kill them [[NotQuiteDead without showing them dead]]. |
26 | # Make them [[JokerImmunity a talented or popular villain]]. |
27 | # Invite [[TheOnlyOneAllowedToDefeatYou their arch rival]] to their battle with someone else. |
28 | # Comply with [[NeverSayDie censors]]. |
29 | # Don't let anyone [[NeverFoundTheBody find their body]]. |
30 | # [[OnlyAFleshWound Wound]] them during a critical, dramatic, action-packed fight scene. |
31 | # [[HumanPopsicle Freeze them]]. |
32 | # Make them an incredibly cool hero with [[HollywoodHealing injuries that should be fatal]]. |
33 | # Make them [[SealedEvilInACan too powerful to be killed]]. |
34 | # Have them get captured by an egotistical villain with [[WhyDontYaJustShootHim a flair for the dramatic]]. |
35 | # Remind TheHero that IfYouKillHimYouWillBeJustLikeHim. |
36 | # [[DeathTakesAHoliday Imprison whoever makes people die]]. |
37 | # Cast them in a [[DisneyDeath Disney movie]]. (So long as you ''don't'' make them one of the [[ParentalAbandonment parents]] of the [[HeartwarmingOrphan very young protagonist]].) |
38 | # Diagnose them with [[MistakenForDying a fatal illness]]. |
39 | # Give them [[KissOfLife artificial respiration]]. |
40 | # Make TheHero [[SwordOverHead defeat them in a duel]], preferably [[SaveTheVillain on top of a building]]. |
41 | # Have them ask any killer to GetItOverWith. |
42 | # Take the body to [[WakingUpAtTheMorgue the morgue]]. |
43 | # Leave behind a [[DecoyGetaway decoy]] and escape. |
44 | # Make it very clear [[NoOneCouldSurviveThat no one could have survived that]]. |
45 | # Use TimeTravel to go back in time and [[TrickedOutTime make it look like they died, but really didn't.]] |
46 | # Literally ''[[ChessWithDeath cheat]]'': Knock over one of His playing pieces, then reset the board while He isn't looking. |
47 | # Have Death [[BalancingDeathsBooks take someone more expendable]] instead. |
48 | # Have them [[CreatorsPet make a few "friends" on the writing staff]] despite [[TheScrappy the fanbase wishing to see the character stabbed to death with numerous sharp pointies]]. |
49 | # [[MerchandiseDriven Make a new toy for them.]] |
50 | # Do not give them any [[TabletopRPG stats]]. |
51 | # But, really, if you ever feel like it, just [[BackFromTheDead bring them back from the dead]]. [[AssPull However you like]]. |
52 | # Most importantly, make sure [[RunningTheAsylum no one important in making the show wants you dead for no good reason]]. |
53 | # And if you can't follow this list, take everyone else down with you. |
54 | # Remember unless it is directly before the credits Never Ever [[SexSignalsDeath have sex.]] |
55 | # Simply [[CursedWithAwesome curse]] them with immortality. |
56 | # In [[ComicBook/TheSandman certain]] circumstances, why not try having sex with it? It worked with a giant demoness in "Literature/{{Damned}}" either... |
57 | # Make them immune to poison. |
58 | # Make them an animated character in a show full of slapsticky violence. |
59 | ## Make them a frequent victim of slapsticky violence in general, everyone loves having TheChewToy around for stress relief. |
60 | # [[ChessWithDeath Have him play a game with Death incarnate]], [[CombatPragmatist and/or have them literally cheat death.]] |
61 | # If they're at Death's door, ''never'' tell them to PleaseWakeUp or to "come back". |
62 | # If they receive medical attention, tell the doctor to never use the phrases "I did all I could" or "Sorry". |
63 | # If she's a woman, make sure she never gets pregnant to avoid DeathByChildbirth, TragicStillbirth, or ConvenientMiscarriage. |
64 | # If they seem dead, avoid showing a funeral or memorial or cutting to a church. |
65 | # Don't make them [[BuryYourGays gay]] or [[BuryYourDisabled disabled]], or if you do, get enough people concerned about avoiding UnfortunateImplications on the writing team. |
66 | # Give them a personality so that they're no longer a RedShirt or {{Mook}}. |
67 | # Make them star in three or more episodes, especially if they're a pet, ''especially'' especially if they're a goldfish, bird, or small mammal such as a hamster. |
68 | # If TheHeroDies, just simply [[BackupTwin summon a copy]] or an identical AlternateSelf of the hero from the past, or identical AlternateUniverse. |
69 | # Let Coco Martin play them. |
70 | # Never hook them up to an [[{{Flatline}} electrocardiogram]]. |
71 | But really, WhoWantsToLiveForever |
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73 | ''[[CameBackWrong hhHhuuurghhh...!]]'' |
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