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1->'''Douglas:''' Question-and-answer film double bills.\
2'''Martin:''' What do you mean?\
3'''Douglas:''' ''Film/WhoFramedRogerRabbit''? ''Film/{{Gandhi}}''.
4-->-- ''Radio/CabinPressure'', "Xinzhou"
5
6Lots of works [[QuestioningTitle ask questions]]. Some of these are rhetorical questions, never designed to be answered. Some of them are [[DrivingQuestion big questions that drive the entire plot.]] You could be respectful and wait for the work to finish addressing these questions. Or, you could be a jerk and give a sarcastic answer right now. This page is for the second one. Answer a {{rhetorical question|Blunder}}. Make snarky responses to a work's driving question. Go ahead, this is a JustForFun page. That kind of stuff is allowed. Warning: unmarked '''spoilers'''.
7
8Not to be confused with AskAStupidQuestion which refers to questions acknowledged in-universe as being stupid.
9----
10!!Examples:
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12[[index]]
13* GetAStupidAnswer/{{Advertising}}
14* GetAStupidAnswer/AnimeAndManga
15* [[GetAStupidAnswer/AnimatedFilms Films - Animation]]
16* [[GetAStupidAnswer/LiveActionFilms Films - Live-Action]]
17* GetAStupidAnswer/{{Literature}}
18* GetAStupidAnswer/LiveActionTV
19* GetAStupidAnswer/{{Music}}
20* GetAStupidAnswer/{{Theatre}}
21* GetAStupidAnswer/VideoGames
22* GetAStupidAnswer/WebOriginal
23* GetAStupidAnswer/WesternAnimation
24* GetAStupidAnswer/{{Tropes}}
25[[/index]]
26
27[[foldercontrol]]
28
29[[folder:Asian Animation]]
30* Animation/MotuPatlu?
31** [[BlatantLies Absent!]]
32* [[Animation/SimpleSamosa What?! There is no surprise party for me?]]
33** We don't need no surprise parties if we can have another more fitting party.
34* [[Animation/SimpleSamosa Dhokla, why are you taking so much food?]]
35** [[Animation/MotuPatlu My brain doesn't function on an empty stomach.]]
36** [[WebVideo/{{Garfielf}} I eat, Jon. It's what I do.]]
37** [[Videogame/GrandTheftAutoSanAndreas Man, if you can eat your food; while everyone else is losing theirs and blaming you; you straight, homie.]]
38* [[Animation/BoBoiBoy "With Great Power Comes... A Catch?"]]
39* [[Animation/NoonboryAndTheSuper7 Who is the carrot thief?]]
40** [[Anime/SailorMoon Usagi]], [[Anime/FreshPrettyCure Love]], [[Manga/SpyXFamily Anya]], [[Literature/DirtyBertie Bertie]], and [[Anime/DokiDokiPrecure Aguri]] can be ruled out...
41[[/folder]]
42
43[[folder:Comedy]]
44* [[Creator/GeorgeCarlin Where is the blue food?]]
45** There's Blue M&M's.
46** Eiffel 65 ate it all. Why do you think they're so blue? (Da ba dee da ba di, da ba dee, da ba di...)
47*** [[WebVideo/ToddInTheShadows I'm blue, I believe I will die, I'm in need of a guy, I got beat up at night. (In Aberdeen, I'm on diet)]]
48** In this delicious muffin.
49** Blue is an appetite suppressant. I'm not sure if that's a cause or an effect, though.
50** [[Literature/PercyJacksonAndTheOlympians Percy's house]].
51** [[Literature/YoungWizards The Crossings.]]
52** [[Creator/DrSeuss Next to the green food]]
53** [[ShockSite I hear waffles come in blue]]. [[SchmuckBait Go on, Google it]].
54*** Really? What's it look like?
55*** [[WebAnimation/HomestarRunner I don't like food anymore.]]
56** [[WebVideo/{{Garfielf}} I ate those food]]
57** [[Film/AvengersInfinityWar I’ll do you one better! WHO is the blue food?]]
58*** I’ll do YOU one better! WHY is the blue food?
59** It went bad and became purple stuff.
60* [[Creator/JohnMulaney What's New Pussycat?]]
61** Scooby-D... Wait, wrong animal.
62** [[WhoWillBellTheCat Somebody put this bell on me while I was asleep]].
63** [[VideoGame/BlazBlue Good Guy and I are going to buy meat buns for the Lacking Lady!]] [[labelnote:*]]And by that, I mean [[ButtMonkey Good Guy's paying for them]].[[/labelnote]]
64** [[VideoGame/HitmanAbsolution Who you calling a pussy?]]
65** [[ComicBook/TheWalkingDead You bunch of pussies. I'm just getting started. Lucille is thirsty.]]
66** [[WebVideo/DeathNoteAbridgedParodyCharlestonVO *cough* Pussy! *cough* Bitch! *cough*. Ah, I'm sorry, my apologies. I meant to call you a pussy bitch. But without the coughing.]]
67** Which one? [[Franchise/JosieAndThePussycats Josie, Melody or Valerie?]]
68** [[Literature/BookOfEcclesiastes What has been will be again, what has been done will be done again; there is nothing new under the sun.]]
69** Nothing.
70* [[Creator/GeorgeCarlin If crimefighters fight crime, and firefighters fight fires, what do freedom fighters fight?]]
71** Simple: They fight ''for'' freedom.
72* [[Creator/BillyBirmingham Which jacket, love? The cream, the bone, the white, the off-white, the ivory or the beige?]]
73** Just pick anything that looks real.
74** [[Film/SpiderMan1 Whichever's cheaper.]]
75* [[Creator/EdByrne Do Americans really say "Who's your Daddy?"]]
76[[/folder]]
77
78[[folder:Comic Books]]
79* [[ComicBook/AllStarBatmanAndRobinTheBoyWonder What, are you dense?]]
80** Are you retarded or something?
81*** [[WebVideo/DeathNoteAbridgedHikariPop Kira is a retard! Nah nah nah nah nah!]]
82*** [[Manga/JoJosBizarreAdventureDiamondIsUnbreakable Killer Queen has already touched this entry.]]
83** Who the hell do you think I am?
84*** You are [[Music/TheBeatles the walrus]], goo goo g'joob.
85*** [[Anime/TengenToppaGurrenLagann Kamina?]]
86** ''Rho'', I don't think so.
87** No, I'm kinda sparse.
88** How dare you comment on my mass-volume ratio?!
89** [[DenserAndWackier Dense and wacky.]]
90** [[VideoGame/PokemonBlack2AndWhite2 Dim-witted... dense... dumb...]]
91** [[Film/BackToTheFuture1 I'm your density. I mean... your destiny.]]
92* Who watches the ComicBook/{{Watchmen}}?
93** TheWatcher, duh.
94** All the other Watchmen.
95** [[Literature/{{Discworld}} Me. I watch myself all the time.]]
96** Whoever owns the probably watched it at least once.
97** InternalAffairs.
98** [[WesternAnimation/TheSimpsons I don't know. Coast Guard?]]
99** [[DisownedAdaptation Definitely not Alan Moore]]
100** The Watchmen-Watchers. But who watches ''them?''
101*** The Watchmen-Watcher-''Watchers''. But who watches ''THEM''?
102*** [[RuleOfThree The Watchmen-Watcher-Watcher-Watchers]]. [[OverlyLongGag BUT WHO WATCHES]] ''[[OverlyLongGag THEM]]''?
103*** The Watchmen watch themselves.
104** [[WebVideo/LoadingReadyRun The National Watchmen-Watching Organization.]] [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DcCFw4tYvPU The next two watching layers are covered as well.]]
105* [[ComicBook/{{Deadpool}} Do I still think in those little yellow boxes?]]
106** Apparently not, you think in TV Tropes bullet points.
107** [[SpeechBubbles What exactly is that supposed to ''sound'' like?]]
108** [[Film/XMenOriginsWolverine Not since they sewed your mouth shut.]]
109** If not it's probably [[Characters/{{Deadpool}} Madcap]].
110* Who is ComicBook/TheQuestion?
111** Charles Victor Szazs A.K.A. Vic Sage and Renee Montoya.
112** No, [[Theatre/{{Hamlet}} to be or not to be is the question]]. Who is [[Series/DoctorWho the Doctor]].
113*** [[IAmNotShazam No, he isn't.]]
114*** [[WhosOnFirst He is first baseman, though.]]
115** [[ComicBook/{{Watchmen}} Walter Joseph Kovacs. No, wait, that's someone else.]]
116** ?
117** [[Wrestling/RoddyPiper Just when they think they've got the answer, I change the question!]]
118** Not important. [[Podcast/WelcomeToNightVale The answer is far worse.]]
119* ComicBook/WhateverHappenedToTheManOfTomorrow
120** He left yesterday.
121** Nothing. It'll be at least a day before anything happens to him.
122** [[Film/BatmanVSupermanDawnOfJustice He's out fighting]] [[ComicBook/WhateverHappenedToTheCapedCrusader the Caped Crusader]].
123*** [[WebAnimation/HowItShouldHaveEnded Actually, they're getting coffee]].
124*** [[Creator/JimmyDavis Getting coffee for]] [[Creator/Hoffy1138 Hoffy]] [[Creator/JimmyDavis of course, ya coarse whores!]]
125** [[Series/SuperGirl2015 He's visiting his cousin.]]
126** [[ComicBook/DCRebirth He's in another universe]].
127** He'll be here tomorrow.
128** He's [[YourPrincessIsInAnotherCastle in another castle.]]
129** He's with [[WhatHappenedToTheMouse the mouse.]]
130** [[FasterThanLightTravel He left tomorrow, but he'll be back by yesterday.]]
131** [[SelfDemonstrating/{{Bizarro}} Whatever Didn't Happen to the Man of Yesterday?]]
132** [[WebVideo/TwistedTranslations I know that everyone is ending tomorrow; why, they are the 1st.]]
133** [[WebVideo/TwistedTranslations Leave the assassination tomorrow.]]
134*** Everything will end tomorrow.
135** [[VideoGame/RatchetAndClankGoingCommando The galaxy may never know, but stay tuned for more baseless speculation and crackpot theories on Behind the Hero.]]
136** [[Music/OurLadyPeace Superman's dead.]]
137* ComicBook/SpiderMan: Threat or Menace?
138** Don't believe everything you read, folks! I'm more like an obnoxious prankster. Really, I'm a very nice person.
139** That's just two different versions of the same thing...
140** Neither. [[ComicBook/{{Venom}} Unless he's in his black suit.]] Then he's both.
141*** ComicBook/MilesMorales does not approve of above poster.
142** [[WebVideo/GamesRepainted I happen to be both and I'm deeply offended. Wait, are you a cop? Forget what I said.]]
143** [[BreadEggsBreadedEggs Threatening menace.]]
144** [[VideoGame/MortalKombatX I'm here to kill you, so both.]]
145* [[ComicBook/{{Watchmen}} What the hell happened to us? What happened to the American Dream?]]
146** [[Videogame/MaxPayne We woke up from it]].
147** [[ComicBook/MarvelComics2 Last I heard she was still around over on Earth-982]].
148* [[ComicBook/TheWalkingDead Were you gentle? Were you kind?]]
149** Yes sir.
150** Did you treat her like a lady?
151*** Uh... yes.
152** ''[[RefugeInAudacity Did you eat her pussy like a lady?]]''
153*** Well, I...
154*** I'm just fucking with you! A baseball bat doesn't have a pussy! Now get the fuck out.
155** [[Film/{{Whiplash}} If I ever find one of these lying around again, I swear to FUCKING God, I will stop being so polite.]]
156* [[ComicBook/TheWalkingDead You ever hear the one about the guy that brought a baseball bat to a gun fight... FUCKER?]]
157** You ever hear the one about the stupid fuck named Rick who fucking thought he knew shit but didn't know shit and got himself fucking killed?
158** [[VideoGame/ResidentEvil4 Bit of advice. Try using knives next time. Works better for close encounters.]]
159** [[ComicBook/VForVendetta No, what you have are bullets, and the hope that when your guns are empty I'm no longer standing, because if I am you'll all be dead before you've reloaded.]]
160** [[ComicBook/BatmanTheDarkKnightReturns A gun is a coward's weapon. It lets us kill too easily, saving us the mess and the work.]]
161*** [[VideoGame/MortalKombatX But spittin' on people's okay?]]
162** [[Series/DoctorWho And I don't. And that makes me the better person, don't you think? They can shoot me dead, but the moral high ground is mine!]]
163** [[VideoGame/MaxPayne Captain BaseBallBat-Boy has an unbeatable track record in superhero deathmatches.]]
164* [[ComicBook/WhateverHappenedToTheCapedCrusader Smile, damn you, why don't you smile? You've got enough Joker venom to finish off a regiment of elephants. Why don't you smile? Why don't you die?]]
165** [[ComicBook/TheKillingJoke Because I've heard it before... and it wasn't funny the first time.]]
166** TrueArtIsAngsty.
167** [[VideoGame/MortalKombat11 You die, I smile.]]
168** [[VideoGame/MortalKombat11 That is beyond my programming.]]
169** [[Film/HellboyIITheGoldenArmy I can't smile, or cry. I think I have no tear ducts.]]
170** [[Videogame/Injustice2 Been dead, done that!]]
171* [[ComicBook/SpiderMan Is the "hard" really necessary? Whatever happened to hitting people in moderation?]]
172** All things in moderation. Including moderation.
173** [[Film/{{Daredevil}} Necessary? No. it was fun.]]
174* [[ComicBook/DoctorDoom Who dares?! Who dares strike the personage of Doctor Doom?]]
175** [[ComicBook/FantasticFour the ever-lovin' blue-eyed Thing! It's Clobberin' Time!]]
176** [[Film/TheDeparted I'm the guy that tells you there are guys you can hit and there's guys you can't. Now, that's not quite a guy you can't hit, but it's almost a guy you can't hit. So I'm gonna make a fuckin' ruling on this right now. You don't fuckin' hit him. You understand?]]
177* [[ComicBook/{{Batman}} You]] ''[[ComicBook/{{Batman}} dare?]]'' [[ComicBook/{{Batman}} You]] ''[[ComicBook/{{Batman}} dare]]'' [[ComicBook/{{Batman}} to pull a gun on me — to pull a gun on me]] '''''[[ComicBook/{{Batman}} here?]]''''' '''[[ComicBook/{{Batman}} DO YOU?!]]'''
178** [[WebComic/{{Hiimdaisy}} No, I'll wait until you finish your speech. Go ahead.]]
179** I just did, Bats.
180* '''''[[ComicBook/TheAvengers WHO DARES SUMMON ETERNITY?]]'''''
181** [[WesternAnimation/RobotChicken Who dares...question my...daring...of...his dare...jerk?]]
182* [[ComicBook/{{Watchmen}} I did the right thing, didn't I? It all worked out in the end.]]
183** ''[[LetsPlay/HellfireCommentaries THE CITY'S]]'' ''[[LetsPlay/TheRunawayGuys BEEN FUCKING DESTROYED!]]''
184*** [[Blog/SonicTheHedgehogTwitter Oh, come on! All's well that ends well, right?]]
185** [[Music/LinkinPark But in the end, it doesn't even matter.]]
186** [[Film/GetHimToTheGreek What you did was very spiteful, but it was also very brave and very honest and I respect you for doing that. But the content of what you said has made me hate you. So there's a layer of respect, admittedly, for your truthfulness, but it's peppered with hate. Hateful respect.]]
187** [[WesternAnimation/TheSimpsonsMovie Actually, you doomed us all.]] ''[[WesternAnimation/TheSimpsonsMovie Again.]]''
188* [[ComicBook/{{Hellboy}} Is that a monkey?]]
189** ''He's got a gun!''
190*** [[LetsPlay/TheRunawayGuys And he refuses to take his medication!]]
191*** [[Music/SiIvaGunner He has no style! He has a coconut gun!]]
192** [[WesternAnimation/KimPossible Monkeys, apes, they all hold stuff with their feet, man! We're talking freaks of nature!]]
193** [[Memes/{{Transformers}} TRUKK NOT MUNKY!!]]
194** [[WesternAnimation/VeggieTales If it doesn't have a tail it's not a monkey, it’s an ape!]]
195** [[WesternAnimation/JohnnyBravo Do the monkey with me!]]
196** [[WesternAnimation/DaveTheBarbarian I am not a monkey!]]
197** [[WesternAnimation/TheLionKing1994 The monkey's his uncle?]]
198** [[WesternAnimation/{{Aladdin}} He's got a sword!]]
199*** [[SurroundedByIdiots You idiots!]] We've ''all'' got swords!
200* [[ComicBook/TheSuperiorFoesOfSpiderMan Is this some kind of sex thing?]]
201** Why would it be a sex thing?
202** [[WebComic/{{Blazen}} They call sex 'social links' here!]]
203** [[Memes/TouhouProject Sakuya, what's sex?]]
204* [[ComicBook/AnimalMan How can you possibly live in a world without Superheroes?]]
205** [[Music/OurLadyPeace You worry about the weather and whether or not you should hate.]]
206* [[ComicBook/AnimalMan Who makes us suffer this way?]]
207** [[Film/{{Spectre}} It was me, James. The author of all your pain.]]
208** [[VideoGame/Injustice2 I'm every bad day you ever had.]]
209* [[ComicBook/AnimalMan Who writes the world?]]
210** [[ComicBook/SpiderMan Its creator is a drooling idiot!]]
211** [[Music/WhitechapelBand THIS WORLD IS OURS AND WE WON'T STAND STILL!]]
212** [[VideoGame/TheStanleyParable I don't make the rules, I simply play to my intended purpose, the same as Stanley. We're not so different, I suppose.]]
213** [[VideoGame/SilentHill2 Mira.]]
214** [[Radio/TrueCapitalist EVERYTHING IS MINE, THE WORLD IS MINE, AMERICA IS MINE!]]
215** [[Music/{{Beyonce}} Girls!]]
216* [[ComicBook/{{Superman}} What's so funny about Truth, Justice, and the American Way?]]
217** [[VideoGame/InjusticeGodsAmongUs THERE IS NO JUSTICE!]]
218** [[VideoGame/MetalWolfChaos You just don't get it, do you? Freedom is dead!]]
219** [[Videogame/Injustice2 It helps that they always win.]]
220* [[ComicBook/GreenLantern I been reading about you... how you work for the blue skins, and on a planet someplace you helped out the orange skins... and you done considerable for the purple skins! Only there's skins you never bothered with -- the black skins! I want to know... how come?! Answer me that, Mr. Green Lantern!]]
221** [[WebVideo/BackstrokeOfTheWest Mr. Speaker, we can never compromise to black.]]
222** [[Wrestling/KurtAngle Truth be told, I'm not really a very big fan of 'the black people'.]]
223** [[WebVideo/TheMisadventuresOfSkooks I've heard of whites before, but I've never heard of blacks!]]
224** [[VideoGame/ShadowTheHedgehog Looks like those black creatures really mean business!]]
225* [[ComicBook/TransformersGeneration2 Why? That's what they all asked me. Why him... why Starscream? Why, of all Decepticons, did I decide to revitalize the one whose record of deceit and betrayal is '''legend'''?]]
226** [[Literature/TransformersExodus Megatron had learned a long time ago that no one could be trusted. He had also learned that even untrustworthy aides were useful and could be counted on in certain situations.]]
227** [[ComicBook/TheTransformersMegaseries In the moments when my all-consuming destiny lies ahead of me, you remind me of the need to watch my back. And that is your importance, Starscream.]]
228* ''ComicBook/WhoIsDonnaTroy''
229** [[ContinuitySnarl If we start getting into that, we'll be here all day.]]
230* [[ComicBook/TheUltimates You think this letter on my head stands for FRANCE?!]]
231** I'm sorry. What was that again?
232* [[ComicBook/Batgirl2000 You still don't even know the damn alphabet?!]]
233** I do. Which is why I won't tell you.
234** [[WesternAnimation/ColorClassics A, B, C, D, I forget. Who cares? I don't remember.]]
235** [[Creator/MoBrosStudios Now all of Paris is burning because you don't know your alphabet!]]
236** [[Theatre/PalJoey A, B, C, D, E, F, G,\
237I never learned to spell,\
238At least, not well.]]
239** [[Music/{{Gayle}} A, B, C, D, E, F, U.]]
240* [[ComicBook/{{Watchmen}} You know the kind of cancer you ultimately get better from?]]
241** The cancer of being oppressed by my Grandmaster.
242* [[ComicBook/{{Watchmen}} Do you seriously think I'd explain my master-stroke if there remained the slightest chance of you affecting its outcome?]]
243** Explain.
244* [[ComicBook/StarWarsDarthVader Did you bring me anything of value, bounty hunter?]]
245** The rebel leader's head.
246* [[ComicBook/TheIncredibleHulk What?! Hulk has share his 20th anniversary issue with puny talking animal?!]]
247** ME NO TALKING ANIMAL!
248* [[Magazine/{{Mad}} Hey, Joe! You got chewing gum?]]
249** [[ChewBubblegum I'm all out of chewing gum.]]
250** Will bubble gum suffice?
251* [[ComicBook/{{Batman}} Did I miss something? Was I away when they changed the rules?]]
252** [[Film/TheDarkKnight The only sensible way to live in this world is without rules.]]
253** ScrewTheRulesIHaveMoney
254** [[ComicStrip/CalvinAndHobbes The only permanent rule in]] {{Calvinball}} [[ComicStrip/CalvinAndHobbes is that you can never play it the same way twice!]]
255* [[ComicBook/SinCity Recognize my voice, Hartigan? Recognize my voice, you piece-of-shit cop? I look different, but I bet you can recognize my voice!]]
256** [[Film/GroundhogDay Ned? *punch*]]
257** [[WesternAnimation/AvatarTheLastAirbender I]] ''[[WesternAnimation/AvatarTheLastAirbender never]]'' [[WesternAnimation/AvatarTheLastAirbender forget a voice!]]
258** [[WesternAnimation/RockyAndBullwinkle That voice? Where have I heard that voice?]]
259* [[ComicBook/CaptainAmerica What is this mad obsession with freedom?]]
260** Obsession? THIS IS MY DUTY! '''AMERICA SHALL HAVE FREEDOM, NOT SLAVERY!'''
261* [[ComicBook/TheSandman1989 What power have dreams in hell?]]
262** [[Videogame/Injustice2 Try to make more sense, kay, hun?]]
263* [[ComicBook/{{Batman}} SO! They laugh at my boner, will they?!]]
264** [[VideoGame/ConkersBadFurDay Big boner, my ass!]]
265** Boner? I barely know her!
266* [[ComicBook/FantasticFour Does he haveta use that corny battle cry all the time?!!]]
267** [[Series/OnePiece2023 Yeah! All the great fighters call out their finishing moves.]]
268* [[ComicBook/VoidIndigo Nobody makes anybody happy anymore. Why should they? What's to be gained?]]
269* [[ComicBook/SupermanAtEarthsEnd Don't you know anything about science?]]
270* [[ComicBook/SonicTheHedgehogIDW You're not using your mind-powers to cheat, are ya?]]
271[[/folder]]
272
273[[folder:Comic Strips]]
274* [[ComicStrip/{{Garfield}} They haven't stopped making frozen pudding pops, have they?]]
275** [[WebComic/SquareRootOfMinusGarfield Wait, why didn't Linus show up?]]
276** [[WebComic/SquareRootOfMinusGarfield Trust me. That meme's starting to get redundant.]]
277* [[ComicStrip/CalvinAndHobbes Our baby is a RABBIT?!? How come we have a rabbit?!]]
278** [[VideoGame/{{Undertale}} Isn't my little Cinnamon just the cutest? Bun-buns are so adorable... Tee hee!]]
279** [[VideoGame/FridayNightFunkin Big ol' bunny, big ol' bunny, big ol' bunny, buffalo bunny!]]
280** [[Film/MontyPythonAndTheHolyGrail That's no ordinary rabbit! That's the most foul, cruel, and bad-tempered rodent you ever set eyes on!]]
281* [[ComicStrip/CalvinAndHobbes What if we die and it turns out God is a big CHICKEN?? What then?!]]
282** [[WesternAnimation/{{Animaniacs}} I told you he was a giant chicken!]]
283** [[Literature/BookofExodus What is that in your hand?]]
284* [[ComicStrip/BabyBlues How did my stapler get in the freezer?]]
285[[/folder]]
286
287[[folder:Fan Works]]
288* [[Fanfic/{{Pokeumans}} Are you one of us?]]
289** What, a troper? Yeah.
290** JustForFun/OneOfUs is a... oh. Wrong context.
291** You're one of them!
292** Since ThereAreNoGirlsOnTheInternet, yes.
293** No. What you gonna do now?
294** [[Film/{{Freaks}} Gooba-gobble, gooba-gobble! We accept you, one of us!]]
295** Depends, who are you?
296** [[Film/TheAdventuresOfRobinHood One of us? He looks like three of us!]]
297*** [[VideoGame/DeusEx That makes me one ugly son of a bitch.]]
298* [[Fanfic/MyImmortal WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING YOU MOTHERFUKERS?!]]
299** Making sweet love to pregnant women.
300*** Mothers aren't perpetually pregnant.
301** [[VisualNovel/Danganronpa2GoodbyeDespair Playing Russian Roulette, obviously.]]
302** Being a whiny little goffic bitch.
303** YourMom
304** {{Draco|inleatherpants}}.
305** {{Ron|thedeatheater}}.
306** [[WebVideo/SonicAdventureAbridged I'm not doing anything wrong, just trying to catch my slippery little friend. And committing grand theft auto for two seconds.]]
307** ''[[Creator/JimmyDavis Are you out of your fucking mind?!]]'' [[Creator/JimmyDavis NO ONE fucks my maam!]]
308** [[Advertising/PartnershipToEndAddiction Doing drugs, it's like being on top of the world]].
309* [[FanFic/ThirtyHs Is it a sin, should a man feel like faggarting a sun or a thousand? Why should the suns heave through the void, if not to be skewer't bypon ourn fagpoles?]]
310** This sentence makes less and less sense as you go on.
311** RememberWhenYouBlewUpASun
312*** Remember When You Faggarted a Sun?
313** How exactly do you 'faggart' something, anyway?
314*** Very carefully.
315** [[BestialityIsDepraved But You Faggart One Sun]]
316*** [[WesternAnimation/FamilyGuy Bestiality's a sin, I'm still not sure how that one came up]]
317** Technically speaking, suns don't ''have'' to heave through the void, they simply... do.
318** [[VideoGame/MarioParty Well, the sun is already in a relation with the moon.]] [[BelligerentSexualTension Kind of.]]
319** [[UsefulNotes/{{Shinto}} Tsukuyomi is not gonna be happy about this...]]
320** Your reign of terror ends ''here'', GalacticConqueror.
321** [[WesternAnimation/{{Futurama}} Sobering words from a drug-addled weirdo.]]
322* [[WebVideo/YuGiOhTheAbridgedSeries Did you just summon a bunch of monsters in one turn?]]
323** Yeah, so?
324*** That's against the rules, isn't it?
325*** Actually, there are several situations in which it is perfectly within the rules to summon more than one monster in a turn. It's called a Special Summon. Look at your freakin' rulebook.
326*** ScrewTheRulesIHaveMoney
327*** Screw the rules, I have green hair!
328*** ScrewTheMoneyIHaveRules [[ThatCameOutWrong ...wait, let me try that again.]]
329*** [[Film/TheBigLebowski Has the whole world gone CRAZY?! Am I the only one around here who gives a shit about the rules?]]
330** What else does it look like I did?
331** [[VideoGame/PokemonBlackAndWhite Triple Battles]] [[ScrappyMechanic are a bit weird like that.]]
332** Actually no, [[Franchise/{{Pokemon}} I just ordered my Leafeon to use Double Team.]]
333** You're damn right I did!
334* FanFic/OhShitTheresFanfictionOfUs
335** [[WebVideo/EverymanHYBRID Oh, the fan fiction? Keep up the good work.]]
336** [[FanFic/ThingsThatCantBeUnseen Wow, I have to admit, I'm impressed. Who knew all it would take to unnerve the almighty Kira was a couple of pages of poorly written smut?]]
337** [[Website/TheEditingRoom Oh dear God. They’re going to write all the porn, aren’t they? Just all of it. Ewwwwwww.]]
338** [[FanFic/NobodyDies Well, there was the one writer who really thought Unit 01 was cute. And...tentacles? Did any story need those many tentacles? Not that he was a bad writer, he was actually fantastic-]]
339** [[ComicBook/MsMarvel2014 My Wolverine-and-Storm-in-space fanfic was the third-most upvoted story on Freaking Awesome last month!]]
340* FanFic/DoYouBelieveInFairies
341** [[Literature/TheDresdenFiles I DON'T BELIEVE IN FAIRIES!]]
342** [[Film/{{Hook}} Every time someone says 'I do not believe in fairies', somewhere there's a fairy that falls down dead.]]
343* [[Manga/JojosBizarreAdventure Kakyouin]]! [[Creator/{{CLAMP}} Did you lay this egg]]?
344** That's not something you [[{{Pun}} Yolk about]]
345* If Goku's so powerful, then why is he always DEAD?[[note]]From the fan parody video "This is Otakudom"[[/note]]
346** [[Film/BraveHeart Every man dies. Not every man really lives.]]
347*** [[WebAnimation/{{hololive}} Inaff]] [[VideoGame/MortalKombat11 impertinent nonsense!]]
348** Just because someone is powerful, doesn't mean he can't die.
349** He always comes back because DeathIsCheap.
350* [[Fanfic/QuarterLifeHalfwayToDestruction OH NO WHERE DID HEADCRAB COME FROM!]]
351** From [[Wrestling/KenAnderson GREEN...BAY, WISCONSIIINNNN!!!]]
352* [[Fanfic/ShiningAndSweet Champion or not, you're still doing what you love. Aren't you?]]
353** If what I love is watching you suffer, then the answer is yes.
354* [[Fanfic/SkylandersReturnToTheRuins Why is it that every year around this season, you get more sad and depressing to be around than usual?]]
355** I'm a loner, okay? The only way I can be happy is to be forever alone. Especially as the last being on this planet.
356* [[Fanfic/EnchantedMiraclePrettyCure What can a chameleon do?]]
357** Go Google it, bitch.
358* [[Fanfic/TwinklingInTheDark Shall we spare a thought for the devil?]]
359** He will bend to my will!
360* [[Fanfic/PokemonStrangledRed In a world that cheated me, why should I play fair?]]
361** Because GoodFeelsGood.
362* [[WebVideo/YuGiOhTheAbridgedSeries What is wrong with your hair?!]]
363** [[VideoGame/YumeNikki I certainly hope it's hair.]]
364* [[Fanfic/ABigBlueHouseInTallPineGrove Tell me; were you just having cinnamon toast?]]
365* [[Fanfic/EverydayCrazinessInPontypandy You do realize that being eighteen means I'm a grownup, right?]]
366[[/folder]]
367
368[[folder:Let’s Play]]
369* [[LetsPlay/CaptainSparklez Are hummingbirds the sharks of the sky?]]
370** [[Videogame/Injustice2 That would be a no.]]
371* [[LetsPlay/JoshJepson Oh my god what was the heck was the what the what the what?]]
372** [[BrickJoke You're also going to get a thumping in a minute.]]
373** Calm down and try that one again.
374** [[ComicBook/{{Doom}} Sweet Christmas! Big-mouthed floating thingies! It's always something!]]
375* [[LetsPlay/{{Versus}} Are your boobs ready?]]
376** [[IHaveBoobsYouMustObey Oh, I'm ready. You might not be.]]
377** [[VideoGame/BlazBlue I wanna play with your bouncy boobies!]]
378** [[WebVideo/RealTimeFandub I can't believe your tits are one polygon!]]
379** [[WebVideo/LesChevaliersDuZodiaqueLaSerieAbregee Stop peeping and move it! I'm dying, dammit!]]
380** [[VideoGame/GuiltyGear THOSE BREASTS... THEY'RE TOO PERFECT!]]
381*** [[MyEYESareupHERE Eyes up here!]]
382* [[LetsPlay/{{Versus}} Vagisil?]]
383** Music/SiIvaGunner?
384* [[WebVideo/{{Markiplier}} How do I put thrusters on a baby?]]
385** Are you sure about that?
386* [[LetsPlay/TheRunawayGuys Should we do Daisy on hard?]]
387** Probably not; TheComputerIsACheatingBastard.
388** [[WesternAnimation/{{Animaniacs}} Good night everybody!]]
389* [[LetsPlay/MikeBurnFire Were dinosaurs a pre-War thing or a pre-pre-War thing?]]
390* [[LetsPlay/PartyCrashers Where's MY reward for being bad at the game?]]
391** [[WesternAnimation/{{Animaniacs}} Here, have a fat-free yogurt.]]
392[[/folder]]
393
394[[folder:Pro Wrestling]]
395* [[Wrestling/TheRock DO YOU SMELL WHAT THE ROCK IS COOKING?]]
396** Yeah...and it stinks!
397*** IT DOESN'T MATTER IF IT STINKS!
398** Hells yeah, it smells delicious!
399** Is that...roast beef?
400*** No, it's pie!
401*** A [[PieInTheFace pie IN YOUR FACE]]!
402** Is it... stone soup?
403** No. [[TheNoseless I don't have a nose.]]
404*** Really? How do you smell?
405*** Awful! [[Film/MuppetsFromSpace Trust me, I'm his roommate.]]
406*** [[AntiHumor I can't; I don't have a nose!]]
407** [[Series/GoodEats You know, I'm really sorry we haven't worked out that scratch-and-sniff TV yet.]]
408** [[WesternAnimation/OverTheHedge My face was born for beauty. I have no smell.]]
409** [[Film/AustinPowers Let's have a smell, all right? Oh, everyone likes their own brand, don't they? Oh, this is magic! Hmmm, wafting, wafting. Ok, analysis. Ooh, smells like carrots in throw-up! Oh that could gag a maggot! It smells like hot sick ass in a dead carcass! Even stink would say that stinks! You know when you go into an apartment building and you smell the other people's cooking on each floor and you go "What are they cookin'?" That, plus crap!]]
410** [[WesternAnimation/AdventuresOfSonicTheHedgehog Smells like... chili beans.]]
411** [[WesternAnimation/FamilyGuyPresentsLaughItUpFuzzball Actually, that was me. I made a darth doody. I sithed my pants. My diaper's gone over to the dark side. I have pages of these, I can go on.]]
412** [[WebVideo/AlternateRealityDBZ YOU SMELL LIKE APPLE TURNOVERS!]]
413** [[VideoGame/{{Spelunky}} It smells like wet fur in here.]]
414** [[Film/ApocalypseNow Smelled like...victory...]]
415** [[WesternAnimation/CartoonPlanet It smells like...]][[TitleDrop CARTOON PLANET!]]
416** [[ComicBook/{{Shazam}} Yeah, Mister! Get this guy off me! He smells like hard-boiled eggs!]]
417* What you gonna do... when Hulkamania runs wild on you?
418** [[Franchise/StarFox A barrel roll.]]
419*** [[WebVideo/RemyRaccoon It's an aileron roll, you piece of Amoeboid dung. Also, it's 2016. Are we still saying "do a barrel roll"? Get out of here with these 2012 memes. Lay some fresh ones on me.]]
420** [[Music/{{INXS}} Gonna live my life]].
421** Initiate AttackPatternAlpha.
422** Do a little dance ~Make a little love~.
423*** Get down tonight.
424** [[Manga/DeathNote I'll take this chip... and eat it]]
425*** [[Anime/KirbyRightBackAtYa Hand me anotha bag o' dem chips!]]
426*** [[Advertising/DrRabbit I]] ''[[Advertising/DrRabbit see]]'' [[Advertising/DrRabbit you're enjoying those chips!]]
427*** [[VideoGame/SonicHeroes Chips? You mean potato chips?]]
428*** [[WebVideo/DeathNoteTheAbridgedSeries1KidsEntertainment Seriously, where are the potato chips?]]
429*** [[WebVideo/DeathNoteTheAbridgedSeriesKpts4tv I'll take a potato chip, and...]] [[BaitAndSwitch put it back]] [[WeightWoe because this will go straight to my thighs, no thank you!]]
430** [[VideoGame/FalloutNewVegas I will cast down your Codex and bask in the dying agony of those who hold it dear.]]
431*** [[VideoGame/{{Starbound}} Aww, I was just about to read]] ''[[VideoGame/{{Starbound}} Never Invite a Novakid to Tea]]''.
432** [[LadyMondegreen Hulk]] [[VideoGame/Injustice2 isn't enough to save the world.]]
433* [[Wrestling/TheMiz Really?]] ''[[Wrestling/TheMiz Really?]]''
434** Yes.
435** Really.
436** [[WebVideo/HellsingUltimateAbridged Release restraint, level 1.]]
437** [[MemeticMutation YA RLY]]
438** [[VideoGame/Injustice2 Going after the Regime was one thing, but destroy the planet for Brainiac? You really thought I'd go through with it, Grodd? Really?! *BLEEP* YOU!]]
439* Can you dig it... SUCKAAAAA?!?!
440** [[VideoGame/{{Minecraft}} I certainly can, and I might find coal, or gold, or even obsidian]].
441*** [[FandomRivalry Amateur,]] [[VideoGame/{{Terraria}} I can find Hellstone and Chlorophyte.]]
442** I don't know. Are you talkin' 'bout Film/{{Shaft}}?
443*** '''John''' Shaft.
444** [[Film/MysteryMen I shovel well. I shovel very well.]]
445*** [[WebAnimation/WeeblAndBob I'VE GOT A SHOVEL, I'VE GOT A SHOVEL, I'M GONNA BEAT YOU WITH IT 'TIL YOU'RE A PUDDLE!]]
446** [[DugTooDeep That might not be a good idea.]]
447** [[VideoGame/ShovelKnight Prepare to taste justice! Shovel justice!]]
448** [[Blog/ThingsMrWelchIsNoLongerAllowedToDoInAnRPG 2376. The Dwarven work ethic is not just "Dig until we hit evil."]]
449** [[WebVideo/SonicAdventureAbridged "Speaking of sucking, how's your jaw doing, Sonic?" "Actually, it's feeling much be—— ...YOU!"]]
450** [[Franchise/{{Pokemon}} Diglett dig. Diglett dig. Trio, trio, trio.]]
451** [[LetsPlay/{{Yogscast}} I am a dwarf and I'm digging a hole! Diggy diggy hole! Diggy diggy hole!]]
452** [[WesternAnimation/SnowWhiteAndThesevenDwarfs We dig, dig, dig, dig, dig, dig, dig in our mine the whole day through\
453To dig, dig, dig, dig, dig, dig, dig is what we really like to do.]]
454** [[VideoGame/TheLegendOfZeldaBreathOfTheWild GORON POWER, GOOO!!!]]
455** [[VideoGame/TheLegendOfZeldaLinksAwakening Great! Dig it! Dig it! Dig to the center of the earth!]]
456** [[Wrestling/{{MJF}} YOUR MOM SWALLOWS!]]
457* [[DontTryThisAtHome How do you learn to fall off a 20 foot ladder?]]
458** Gravity teaches you most of it for free. [[GravityIsAHarshMistress It is a harsh mistress.]]
459*** GravityIsOnlyATheory.
460** [[VideoGame/TheLegendOfZeldaBreathOfTheWild By running out of stamina.]]
461* How much more punishment can he take?
462** How much has he had already?
463** [=KO=]!
464** He's a CombatSadomasochist who can take infinite punishment and still enjoy the beatdown.
465* [[Wrestling/LexLuger What kind of disgusting, despicable lack of respect does that Billy Whatshisname show, booking a match for the Total Package Lex Luger at Superbrawl? Super Saturday? What is it? I don't know what it's called! What's it called? Superbrawl Saturday? Can he afford to pay me to wrestle Ron? I DON'T KNOW!]]
466** [[Franchise/TheKingOfFighters Wrestle Ron?]] [[TheUnfought Don't]] [[VillainExitStageLeft think]] [[KarmaHoudini so.]]
467* [[Wrestling/DGenerationX Who booked this crap?]]
468** Wrestling/VinceRusso?
469** [[VIdeoGame/MortalKOmbat11 Page 62: "Johnny Cage Dies". Is someone high?]]
470** [[Wrestling/VinceMcMahon Mr. Vincent Kennedy "Vince" McMahon]].
471* [[Wrestling/ShawnMichaels WHO'S YOUR DADDY, MONTREAL?]]
472** [[UsefulNotes/{{Montreal}} Paul de Chomedey de Maisonneuve]]
473** [[CrowdChant Daddy's gone. Daddy's gone. Daddy's gone. Daddy's gone. Daddy's gone. Daddy's gone. Daddy's gone.]]
474* [[Wrestling/ShinsukeNakamura Wakaru ka, ore no chikara? Wakaru ka, ORE WA ICHIBAN!?]][[labelnote:Translation]]Do you understand my power? Do you understand that I'm number one?[[/labelnote]]
475** No. Could you demonstrate?
476** How's that for a coincidence? MyHovercraftIsFullOfEels as well!
477** YouAreNumberSix
478** [[Series/LazyTown We are number one! HEY!]]
479*** [[VideoGame/TheBindingOfIsaac "Tears up"]]
480** [[VideoGame/Hitman2016 You were always the best. Nobody ever came close. You define the art and it defines you.]]
481** [[VideoGame/MortalKombat11 You ain't worth spit.]]
482** AlwaysSecondBest.
483*** [[Videogame/Injustice2 Somebody should teach you some manners!]]
484** The only one that should be number is me, [[Videogame/KanColle Shiratsuyu Ichiban!]]
485* [[Wrestling/ReyMysterio Who's that jumpin' out the sky?]]
486** ''[[Theatre/SpiderManTurnOffTheDark You don't have to fly too high, to get too close to the sun, see the boy fall from the sky.]]''
487** [[Wrestling/RonKillings Little Jimmy!]]
488* [[Wrestling/DGenerationX You think you can tell us what to do?]]
489** You think you can tell us what to wear?
490*** [[VideoGame/UnderNightInBirth Did you come to force this woman to put on clothes, too?]]
491*** [[WesternAnimation/SouthPark If you wanna be one of the non-conformists, all you have to do is dress just like us and listen to the same music we do.]]
492** You think that you're ''better''?
493*** [[Film/Deadpool2 I'm basically better than you at everything.]]
494*** [[WesternAnimation/FamilyGuy You guys always act like you're better than me!]]
495*** [[WebVideo/RealTimeFandub I'm better than you! I'm better than everyone!]]
496*** [[Film/TheProducers You are the audience member! I am the author! I outrank you!]]
497*** [[Anime/DragonBallZ You're a third-class Saiyan! I'm a Saiyan Elite, you low-class dog!]]
498*** [[WebAnimation/RedVsBlue Son of a bitch! How can they be so arrogant?! No one's better than me!]]
499*** [[VideoGame/MortalKombatX I am greater in every way.]]
500*** [[VideoGame/MarvelVsCapcom3 Who's stronger than Hulk? No one! NO ONE!]]
501*** [[Theatre/AnnieGetYourGun Anything you can do, I can do better.]]
502*** [[WebVideo/AvojaIfNot I'm more important than you'll ever be in your life, so fuck you!]]
503*** I just did.
504** [[VideoGame/ShadowTheHedgehog No one can tell me what to do!]]
505** [[Theatre/JekyllAndHyde What I choose to do is decided by me.]]
506*** [[VideoGame/MortalKombat11 The grandest illusion of all.]]
507** [[WesternAnimation/PinkyAndTheBrain You Americans are so fond of being in charge.]]
508** [[ComicBook/ScottPilgrim I... but... it's... not... it's totally... it's... y...you're not the boss of... me?]]
509*** [[WebAnimation/{{RWBY}} I'm not bossy! Don't say things like that!]]
510** [[ComicBook/ArchieComics Remember! Football develops initiative, leadership, and individuality! Now go out there and do exactly as I told you!]]
511** [[VideoGame/SuperMarioMaker2 Who asks someone to do something that they don't want to do themselves?! Oh hey, can you go and get me a Lakitu's Cloud, Mario?]]
512** [[ComicBook/InjusticeGodsAmongUs Stop telling me what to do!]]
513* [[Wrestling/TheMiz You all think I'm a frog-faced loser?]]
514** [[WesternAnimation/KingOfTheHill LOSER! YOU'RE A LOSER! DO YOU FEEL SORRY FOR YOURSELF?! WELL, YOU SHOULD BE BECAUSE YOU ARE DIRT! YOU MAKE ME SICK, YOU BIG BABY! BABY WANT A BOTTLE? A BIG DIRT BOTTLE?!]]
515** [[Anime/PokemonTheSeries Who are you calling losers?!]]
516*** But he's got the rest right.
517** [[WebVideo/YuGiOhTheAbridgedSeries Okay, let me make this very simple for all of you. You're losers! I don't mean that in an endearing way; It fucking hurts me that I have to interact with all of you so much.]]
518** [[Videogame/Injustice2 I only state observable facts.]]
519[[/folder]]
520
521[[folder:Radio]]
522* [[Radio/TheShadow Who knows what evil lurks in the hearts of men?]]
523** {{God}}. Assuming you believe in that sort of thing. If not, don't worry about it.
524** [[AC: [[Literature/{{Discworld}} Well, obviously]] '''[[TheGrimReaper I]]''' do. I was only wondering if there was someone else.]]
525** [[VideoGame/TalesOfPhantasia Edward D. Morrison]].
526** [[VideoGame/LeagueOfLegends Aatrox]].
527** [[WesternAnimation/TheGrimAdventuresOfBillyAndMandy Ooh! I do! I do!]]
528*** [[WesternAnimation/InvaderZimEnterTheFlorpus NOT SCIENTIFICALLY POSSIBLE!]]
529** [[WesternAnimation/PhineasAndFerbTheMovieAcrossThe2ndDimension Put your hand down, Ferb...]]
530** Blood?
531* ''[[Radio/TrueCapitalist HOW MANY REMIXES DO YOU IDIOTS HAVE?!]]''
532** [[VideoGame/{{Splatoon}} GYAH HA HA! I'ma remix your face!]]
533* [[Radio/HowGreenWasMyCactus Phillip, do I still have the power to behead people?]]
534** Lock them in the tower, perhaps?
535** Punch in the face would do.
536*** [[Series/ThatsMyBush One of these days, Laura, I'm gonna punch you in the face!]]
537*** [[Music/{{Disturbed}} Never stick your hand in my face again, bitch! FUCK YOU!]]
538** [[ComicBook/{{Tintin}} Lao Tzu said: 'You must find the way.' I've found it. You must find it too... So I'm going to cut off your head. Then you'll know the truth!]]
539** [[Series/BuffyTheVampireSlayer I believe decapitation is a problem as well.]]
540** [[Series/{{Supernatural}} Well, I guess decapitation works.]]
541** [[LetsPlay/{{Vman}} I mean, I was going to suggest being trapped in R. Kelly's basement. But yes, decapitation is also bad.]]
542* [[Radio/HowGreenWasMyCactus Why is everybody looking at me?]]
543** Because you're not wearing ''anything''.
544*** [[WesternAnimation/SpongebobSquarepants Good grief! He's naked!]]
545*** [[Film/MysteryMen Maybe you should put some shorts on or something, if you want to keep fighting evil today.]]
546*** [[Series/TheMuppetShow No, he's-a not, he's-a wearing a necktie!]]
547** [[WeNeedADistraction You're the distraction.]]
548** [[Fanfic/EverydayCrazinessInPontypandy You're a damn good fireman]].
549* [[Radio/TrueCapitalist DO YOU EVEN HAVE A SOUL?]]
550** [[WesternAnimation/SpongebobSquarepants Oh, please. I have no soul.]]
551** [[Videogame/MortalKombat11 I have two. One on each shoe.]]
552*** Your humor will die with you.
553* [[Radio/TrueCapitalist Why did you murder those six million Jews?]]
554** [[Film/AttackOfTheClones They're like animals, and I slaughtered them like animals! I HATE THEM!]]
555** [[WebAnimation/HeavyIsDead Because they're fat, boy! And another thing; they're ugly.]]
556** [[Wrestling/ScottSteiner Because they're all FAT-ASSES who worship a FAT-ASS god using their own FAT ASSES!]]
557* [[Radio/TrueCapitalist WHAT THE HELL IS THAT PANDA DOING HERE!?]]
558** [[WesternAnimation/ClerksTheAnimatedSeries Who is driving? Oh my god, bear is driving! How can that be?!]]
559** [[WebVideo/TheSpoonyExperiment You can't just introduce a character in your movie riding a panda to school and not explain that shit! I established my fucking dog in storyline and I do Internet reviews!]]
560** [[FanFic/ForbidenFruitTheTempationOfEdwardCullen Don't ask me I'm just a panda, lol.]]
561** [[WesternAnimation/KungFuPanda Learning kung-fu]].
562** [[Franchise/{{Tekken}} She's Ling Xiaoyu's pet and bodyguard. And she trained all her life to teach you a lesson about the drawbacks animal cruelty!]]
563* [[Radio/TrueCapitalist Do you want me to stick around for a while?]]
564** [[Music/{{Disturbed}} Why don't you, why don't you just fuck off and die?!\
565Why can't you just fuck off and die?!\
566Why can't you just leave here and die?!]]
567*** [[VideoGame/Injustice2 Been dead, done that!]]
568* [[Podcast/BatmanTheAudioAdventures I have no reason to think you're lying, but be straight with me and the people of Gotham, why are you leading us all naked and screaming to the Joker’s killing floor?]]
569* [[Podcast/WelcomeToNightVale WHICH WAY MADNESS? Which way madness?]]
570** [[ComicBook/TheKillingJoke Madness is the emergency exit.]]
571** [[WesternAnimation/AmericanDad If you see "God is Dead" written on the side of the collapsing overpass, THEN YOU'VE GONE TOO FAR!]]
572[[/folder]]
573
574[[folder:Web Animation]]
575* [[WebAnimation/RedVsBlue Do you ever wonder why we're here?]]
576** [[Film/MontyPythonsTheMeaningOfLife What's life all about?]]
577** I dunno. I think we're lost.
578** Because we're here. Roll the bones.
579** [[Film/TheBradyBunch Wherever you go, there you are.]]
580** [[Music/JimmyBuffett I'm searching for my lost shaker of salt.]]
581** ... ''[[WebVideo/DontHugMeImScared What's it all about, you've no idea, and everywhere you look, all you see is hatred, and darkness, death and fear]]''...
582** AWizardDidIt.
583** [[VideoGame/SpecOpsTheLine You're here because you wanted to feel like something you're not: a hero.]]
584** [[WebVideo/SonicAdventureAbridged I came into this casino to get that beeping noise outta my head! With strippers! And gambling! And strippers! But there are no strippers!]]
585*** [[WebVideo/GameGrumps Don't bother me, Knuckles! I just want to play some slots!]]
586** [[Film/TrueLies I'm just trying to get a better look at Beavis and Butthead over there.]]
587** [[WesternAnimation/FamilyGuy Because you touch yourself at night.]]
588** [[VideoGame/MortalKombat11 Well, we ain't here to f**k spiders.]]
589** [[Film/StepBrothers We're here to fuck shit up.]]
590** [[VideoGame/Dota2 Why are we here? What is any of this for? These are the questions no one was asking.]]
591** ''[[VideoGame/{{Splatoon}} Why are we here? For what purpose do we exist? We must not dwell on these questions. We can merely trust in the will of the universe and spend our days and nights in harmony with the world, celebrating this festival called Life.]]''
592* [[WebAnimation/RedVsBlue What happened to Georgia?]]
593** Let's just say [[NoodleImplements it involved a malfunctioning jetpack, an asteroid and a medium-calibre gun]] [[YouDontWantToKnow and leave it at that.]]
594*** [[VideoGame/{{Spelunky}} This is why you never take a jetpack to Volcana.]]
595** [[UsefulNotes/TheAmericanCivilWar General Sherman]].
596** Well, that depends. Are we talking about [[UsefulNotes/GeorgiaUSA Georgia as in the state]] or [[UsefulNotes/GeorgiaEurope Georgia as in the country?]]
597** [[Music/PriMus I heard the Devil went down there, looking for a soul to steal... he was in a bind, was WAY behind, so he was willin' t'make a deal...]]
598** Creator/RonWhite was there. He couldn't pick up the turd.
599** [[Music/JustinBieber I got my peaches out in Georgia\
600I get my weed from California\
601I took my chick up to the North, yeah\
602I get my light right from the source, yeah]]
603* [[WebAnimation/GirlChanInParadise How did you know to break the pencil, Kenstar?]]
604** Once you've broken pretty much everything else, there's only a limited amount of stuff left to break at all.
605* [[WebAnimation/TheDementedCartoonMovie Is it just me, or is this movie making less and less sense?]]
606** Su- ...oes lo- ..ike it, do- ..it? *FIVE SECONDS OF PURE STATIC*
607*** Ok, who let [[Franchise/{{Blazblue}} Arakune]] edit Tv Tropes?
608** [[Webcomic/{{Hiimdaisy}} Raiden, stop making sense!]]
609** [[WebAnimation/TheFrolloShow Beata Maria, you know I will mindfuck the viewer.]]
610** [[WesternAnimation/PerfectHairForever You don't understand. It's a mind*EFF*.]]
611** [[WebVideo/StacheBros You know, this is why no one likes you! You're so judgmental and all you care about is a storyline that actually makes sense! *scoff* You sicken me!]]
612** [[WesternAnimation/TheGrimAdventuresOfBillyAndMandy Am I the only one who understands the complexities of this ambitious cinematic masterpiece? This movie isn't stupid!]] ''[[WesternAnimation/TheGrimAdventuresOfBillyAndMandy You're]]'' [[WesternAnimation/TheGrimAdventuresOfBillyAndMandy stupid!]]
613** Actually, this movie [[ItMakesSenseInContext made even more sense in context]] '''''AND''''' [[FridgeBrilliance hindsight]].
614* [[WebAnimation/{{RWBY}} Do you believe in destiny?]]
615** [[WesternAnimation/StevenUniverse Close your eyes and leave the rest to me...]]
616** It's just an excuse to take no responsibility for anything. I believe in density, however.
617*** [[LamePunReaction Your pun is not appreciated.]] Don't confuse destiny with density.
618** ScrewDestiny!
619** [[WesternAnimation/SamuraiJack Our destiny is your death!]]
620** [[WesternAnimation/FindingDory Well, given that she's one of my best friends, yes!]]
621*** [[WebVideo/SonicAdventureAbridged "What? But I thought Tails was my best friend!" "Do you really mean that, Sonic?" "...Shove it, Tails. Wait, wait wait. Why am I arguing with dolls?"]]
622** [[Film/ThorRagnarok I must fulfill my destiny and lay waste to your home.]]
623*** [[WebVideo/CinemaSins What a sh*tty destiny. For him and everyone else. He's like an intergalactic Airbnb nightmare.]]
624** [[WebVideo/YuGiOhTheAbridgedSeries F*** destiny! I am Seto Kaiba! I make my own fate.]]
625** [[Series/DirkGentlysHolisticDetectiveAgency Fate and Chance are not mutually exclusive.]]
626** [[VideoGame/MortalKombat11 This... was not your destiny, Shinnok.]]
627** [[Videogame/VampireNight Our destiny is where our fate takes us.]]
628* [[WebAnimation/BattleForDreamIsland Wouldn't it be weird if the very first and very last spoken words of BFDI were the same?]]
629** I don't know, I guess it would?
630** No.
631* [[WebAnimation/GreenyPhatom Are you cereal?]]
632** ''Come on'', do I look anything like food?
633*** [[ExtremeOmnivore Yes]].
634** Not exactly. VideoGame/IAmBread.
635** [[WebVideo/TwistedTranslations No, you moron! Cereal!]]
636** NoYou are cereal.
637* [[WebVideo/DragonBallZAbridged He keeps kicking me in the dick! Why? Why does he keep kicking me in the dick?]]
638** ForMassiveDamage.
639** Would you rather it was the goddamn eye?
640*** [[Film/TheLosers I know it makes no sense, but yes!]]
641** [[Recap/TheSimpsonsS6E18AStarIsBurns But... the ball! His groin! Ha ha! It works on so many levels!]]
642** [[WesternAnimation/RobotChicken Rule #4 of the Fight Club: Hitting in the groin is allowed, because, let's face it: we're all pretty much smooth down there.]]
643** [[WesternAnimation/Castlevania2017 Please. This isn't a bar fight. Have some class.]]
644*** Whenever I'm around, every fight I'm in is not only a bar fight, but also a back alley beatdown.
645** So you will never have children ever again.
646* [[WebAnimation/HomestarRunner Were you just first-basin' it with that piece of loose-leaf?!]]
647** [[VideoGame/MortalKombat11 I only state facts.]]
648* [[WebVideo/DragonBallZAbridged Where's the moon?]]\
649\
650...\
651\
652[[DetonationMoon WHERE'S THE DAMN MOON?!]]
653** [[Series/StarTrekTheOriginalSeries Vulcan has no moon.]]
654** [[Franchise/TheHitchhikersGuideToTheGalaxy Their songs are on the whole very simple, and mostly follow the familiar theme of boy-being meets girl-being beneath a silvery moon, which then explodes for no adequately explored reason.]]
655** [[Anime/SailorMoon Queen Beryl did a terrible thing when she destroyed the Moon.]]
656** [[WesternAnimation/RoswellConspiraciesAliensMythsAndLegends Target their moon... and blow it out of the sky.]]
657** [[ComicBook/{{Supergod}} Poor old moon. With a good half of it torn into dust and the rest of it suffering severe damage to its atomic bonds... it didn't really have a chance once an Indian god had decided to throw an Iranian devil at it.]]
658** [[WesternAnimation/DespicableMe1 Gru stole it.]]
659** [[WebComic/LookingForGroup You. Blew. Up. A. Moon.]]
660** [[Film/AvengersInfinityWar You throw another moon at me, and I'm gonna lose it.]]
661** '''[[WebVideo/RealTimeFandub Fuck you, moon! You never had the cheese I wanted!]]'''
662** [[MemeticMutation I'm pissing on the]] '''[[WebVideo/RealTimeFandub MOOOOON!]]'''
663** [[WebVideo/TheMisadventuresOfSkooks Thank you for finding the moon, but I wish you hadn't!]]
664*** Fuck you, Mr. Wickles.
665** [[VideoGame/ToTheMoon When this world is no more, the moon is all we'll see.]]
666** '''[[WesternAnimation/{{Chowder}} YOU TAKE THE MOON AND YOU TAKE THE MOON]] [[MemeticMutation AND YOU TAKE THE MOON AND YOU TAKE THE MOON]] [[OverlyLongGag AND YOU TAKE THE MOON AND YOU TAKE THE MOON AND YOU TAKE THE MOON AND YOU TAKE THE MOON]]'''
667** [[WebVideo/DontHugMeImScared We are in the universe, planets live inside the moon! A rocket ship can go to space, a rocket ship can go to the moon!]]
668*** [[VideoGame/Injustice2 Keep telling yourself that.]]
669** This planet doesn't have a moon, yet it has the same gravity and physics as Earth.
670** [[WebVideo/ProZD "Look up at the sky for five seconds, and then 50,000 miles away, you will see a taxi. That's where the Moon is." What?]]
671*** I'm not so sure...
672** [[ComicBook/ScottPilgrim A vegan blew a hole in it.]] [[Anime/ScottPilgrimTakesOff Twice.]]
673* [[WebAnimation/FinalFantasyVIIMachinabridged Wow, who would've thought lightning could hurt a robot?]]
674** [[Webcomic/{{Hiimdaisy}} Who's afraid of a little thunder? It's not like I'm standing on top of a giant metal robot with electricity coursing to my body or somethi-]]
675* [[WebAnimation/ASDFMovie Who parked their car on my sandwich?]]
676** [[BrickJoke Someone who's about to be acquainted with]] [[VideoGame/TeamFortress2 Sasha.]]
677*** ''That'' would be ''[[YourMom your mother!]]''
678** [[Creator/LuluLuvscats That makes sense, it wasn't the samwich that parked the car, but the samwich. That makes sense! But I still gotta figure out how can a samwich make sense.]]
679* [[Creator/LuluLuvscats Can somebody tell me dis? How can a samwich make a samwich?]]
680** How can a footprint make a samwich?
681** How can a footprint make a footprint?
682** How can ya make a footprint samwich?
683** Are you the samwich-making samwich?
684* [[Creator/LuluLuvscats How can a samwich make sense?]]
685** What is a "samwich"?
686*** Ask Sam.
687* [[WebAnimation/HalfLifeSideStoryGaidenHuntDownFreeMan How can you shot men of yours almost?]]
688** [[Creator/DaThings1 The workers must be taught to obey.]]
689** [[WebVideo/FreemansMind I'm on your side, you fucking idiots! How many of you do I have to kill before you understand that?!]]
690** [[WebVideo/MusicalHell He had it coming.]]
691** [[WebVideo/MusicalHell Oh, I never really liked her anyway.]]
692* [[WebAnimation/SanityNotIncluded So, it's raining, right? And you pass a bus stop. There are three people there: your most trustworthy friend, a pregnant woman who has to go to the hospital, and the girl of your dreams. Your smart car only has two seats. What do you do?]]
693** Say "[[{{VideoGame/Awesomenauts}} Can't believe they charged me for two seats!]]".
694** Drive alone and [[LackOfEmpathy leave all three behind]].
695* [[WebAnimation/HalfLifeSideStoryGaidenHuntDownFreeMan Tell me, if not HUNT DOWN FREE MAN, what is point for moint?!]]
696** I...don't know what you mean.
697** [[WesternAnimation/ArthurChristmas We need a blunt instrument, knock him out and then regroup.]]
698* [[WebAnimation/StrongBadEmail How do you type with boxing gloves on?]]
699** It can't be that hard. [[VideoGame/StreetFighterIII One guy can drink tea while wearing them.]]
700** Punch the keyboard. Autocorrect will figure it out.
701* [[WebAnimation/HelluvaBoss ARE YOU FUCKING FILMING US RIGHT NOW?!]]
702** [[CardCarryingVillain I'm a snuff filmer, so what?]]
703* [[WebAnimation/HowItShouldHaveEnded You wanna know my secret identity?]]
704** You are "He Who Must Not Be Named".
705** I am Peter Parker, whom you may know as Spider-Man.
706* [[WebAnimation/TheMostPopularGirlsInSchool Why do you say "how do you say" before words you clearly know how to say?]]
707** Different dialects say differently.
708* [[WebAnimation/AFoxInSpace Alright, I waited until we were alone to ask this. That's me being nice. Can...can I see your legs?]]
709** [[VideoGame/Mortalkombat11 Attempt it and you die!]]
710** Nice? You? [[FauxAffablyEvil Underneath your niceness is a vile, disgusting creature who could care less about the lives of others!]]
711** [[VideoGame/{{Undertale}} Who needs arms with legs like these?]]
712* [[WebAnimation/HeavyIsDead The Heavy is dead!?]]
713** Yes! He died!
714** Look behind you.
715*** HEAVY IS BACK, BABIES!
716* [[WebAnimation/{{Eddsworld}} How can you defeat somebody you can't... RECOGNIZE?]]
717** I don't care if I recognize or not recognize people...I'll just kick their asses all the same!
718** Kill them all and let God sort them out.
719* [[WebAnimation/AnimatedInanimateBattle No one has ever unironically uttered that sentence! What is]] ''[[WebAnimation/AnimatedInanimateBattle wrong]]'' [[WebAnimation/AnimatedInanimateBattle with you!?]]
720** Never seen someone say ARareSentence before?
721** NeverHeardTHATOneBefore.
722* [[Creator/NPCarlsson Doesn't it bother you guys that you don't know]] ''[[Creator/NPCarlsson anything?]]''
723** [[VideoGame/Injustice2 What are you saying, worm?]]
724* [[WebAnimation/ElliotGoesToSchool Who can tell me how to say "shoes" in Italian?]]
725** Scarpe.
726* [[WebAnimation/EpithetErased Have you never before supped upon pine-ed cone?]]
727** [[WebAnimation/HomestarRunner Well, if it's anywhere near as good as your free ice cream!]]
728* [[Creator/KevinTemmer Why do we have to fight right now? Like, from a storytelling perspective?]]
729* [[Creator/KevinTemmer I like the word "moist", OK?! It's who I am! And if you can't accept that, then what's the point?]]
730* [[WebAnimation/MurderDrones But what have our parents done for the last forever while those things build a spire of corpses?]]
731** [[WesternAnimation/TheIncredibles1 They got BUSY!]]
732* [[WebAnimation/MurderDrones You really think the company isn’t going to dispose of you once all the workers are dead?]]
733* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-FcQ9SUXANo How about you go and not rob a bank?]]
734** [[WebAnimation/SanityNotIncluded We're]] ''[[WebAnimation/SanityNotIncluded adventuring]]'' [[WebAnimation/SanityNotIncluded a bank, Timothy! Keep up.]]
735* [[WebAnimation/HomestarRunner Who's always givin' Strong Bad a hand?]]
736** Who's always messin' up Homestar's plans?
737*** Honestly? [[HoistByHisOwnPetard Homestar.]]
738** Who's gonna start a rock and roll band?
739** Who's Making - Out - With - Marzipan!?
740** Who's the man that looks like The Cheat?
741*** His EvilTwin
742** Who's the one with the yellow feet?
743** Who's the dude that moves to the beat?
744** Who's the guy from Series/TwentyOneJumpStreet?
745*** Creator/JohnnyDepp?
746*** Creator/PeterDeLuise?
747*** Dustin Nguyen?
748*** Creator/StevenWilliams?
749*** Creator/FredericForrest?
750* [[WebAnimation/SpookyMonth Uhh, mom, why you no have a costume?]]
751** ThisISMyCostume
752* [[WebAnimation/TheAmazingDigitalCircus You! Do you like adventure? Activity? Wonder? Danger? Horror? Pain? Suffering? Agony? Death? Disease? Death? Angel food cake?]]
753* [[WebAnimation/TheNightlyNewsAtNine Sports: why...do they exist?]]
754* [[WebAnimation/HomestarRunner Want to buy a snowball to the face? Three for a dollar! And there's a chance that one has five doll hairs inside!]]
755[[/folder]]
756
757[[folder:Webcomics]]
758* [[Webcomic/FreddyFox All done with th' work?]]
759* [[Webcomic/CtrlAltDel Is this loss?]]
760** [[BlatantLies Yes]]. FissionMailed.
761*** [[WebVideo/CinemaSins Oh no! The mailing's the worst part!]]
762** [[Literature/TheDemonata In the centre of the web, lush Lord Loss is all that's left.]]
763** [[Film/WillyWonkaAndTheChocolateFactory You LOSE! GOOD DAY, SIR!]]
764** [[VideoGame/MarioTennis OH NO! I LOST! ARRRRRRGGGGGGHHHHHH!]]
765** [[Film/RockyV I didn't hear]] [[WesternAnimation/SouthPark no bell.]]
766* [[Webcomic/EightBitTheater Hey, quick question. Do you believe]] ''[[Webcomic/EightBitTheater anything]]'' [[WebComic/EightBitTheater you say?]]
767** Short answer: no.
768** [[Theatre/TheBookOfMormon I am a Mormon, and dang it, a Mormon just believes.]]
769* [[Webcomic/{{Gunshow}} Dare you enter my magical realm?]]
770** Stop injecting your horrible fetishes into our website.
771** [[Film/TheWizardOfOz Toto, I have a feeling we're not in Kansas anymore.]]
772* [[Webcomic/BrawlInTheFamily Expecting a color comic?]]
773** [[Film/GoldFinger No, Mr. Bond. I expect you to die.]]
774** Then you color everything in this comic...right...now! And I want you do it [[ThePerfectionist perfectly]]!
775* [[Webcomic/EightBitTheater Doesn't it worry you to be, you know, aflame?]]
776** [[Film/Hellboy2004 I'm fireproof. You're not.]]
777* [[Webcomic/EightBitTheater Lies aren't true, so why would anyone tell them?]]
778** [[Music/BadLipReading Technically, my lies are probably true.]]
779** [[VideoGame/MortalKombat11 Lies are the ultimate weapon!]]
780*** [[VideoGame/Injustice2 That's what's called an alternative fact.]]
781* ''[[Webcomic/EightBitTheater HOW DO YOU MISS A VOLCANO?!]]''
782** Miss a volcano? Me? Why would I?
783** The volcano missed me, so I returned the favor.
784** [[WesternAnimation/TheLEGONinjagoMovie This place is so unstable, I had to move to a volcano just to feel safe.]]
785* [[Webcomic/EightBitTheater Does the universe exist only to rob me of any joy?]]
786** Damn straight. Because you're living in a {{crapsack|world}} universe.
787* [[Webcomic/{{Sergom}} Ask yourself: What would you do for your neighbor?]]
788** [[WesternAnimation/DuckDodgers Roboto help friend bury body.]]
789* [[Webcomic/{{Homestuck}} Who's this douchebag?]]
790** You from another timeline.
791* [[AC:[[Webcomic/SleeplessDomain But how can I kill something... that's basically already dead?]]]]
792** [[AC:Wait, did you just take that literally?]]
793** He's not dead unless he's erased from this plane of existence.
794** [[Series/GameOfThrones What is dead may never die]].
795** Ever heard of DeaderThanDead?
796* [[Webcomic/SleeplessDomain What do you people think magic is]] ''[[Webcomic/SleeplessDomain for?]]''
797** [[VideoGame/Mortalkombat11 Magic is an artificial construct.]]
798** [[Film/{{Willow}} Magic is the bloodstream of the universe.]]
799* [[Webcomic/{{Xkcd}} Sudo make me a sandwich.]]
800** [[WesternAnimation/HowTheGrinchStoleChristmas You're a three-decker sauerkraut and toadstool sandwich with arsenic sauce.]]
801** [[WebAnimation/DaThings NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM! Whoa.]]
802* [[Webcomic/TheOrderOfTheStick How's your Base Attack Bonus?]]
803** What is a "Base Attack Bonus"?
804* [[Webcomic/{{iToons}} Where else can you get a bowl of poop for 5¢?]]
805** Bowls of poop are not for sale.
806* [[Webcomic/SquareRootOfMinusGarfield What a strange world this is! Full of so many dangers... can I be blamed if it makes me a bit wary?]]
807** [[Videogame/Injustice2 What happens next is on you!]]
808* [[Webcomic/SquareRootOfMinusGarfield 'Sup]] Website/{{Tumblr}}[[Webcomic/SquareRootOfMinusGarfield , I just fat-shamed someone! U mad?]]
809** Not for long.
810* [[Webcomic/TheMeek Why are you naked?]]
811** NakedOnRevival
812* [[Webcomic/VGCats Did you just call me a 'meatbag'?]]
813* [[Webcomic/{{Heartstopper}} Does this mean we’re boyfriends?]]
814** [[Fanfic/EverydayCrazinessInPontypandy We share a room, frequently share a bed, hold hands, and one of the first things I told you when I learned British Sign Language is that I love you, what more do you want?]]
815[[/folder]]
816
817[[folder:Other]]
818* How do hedgehogs reproduce?
819** Very carefully.
820** [[{{Squick}} I saw the video in seventh grade science class.]] They do it doggy style.
821*** I thought they could [[Literature/{{Discworld}} never be buggered at all.]]
822** I dunno, try reading [[Franchise/SonicTheHedgehog his]] fanfiction.
823*** [[WebVideo/SonicAdventureAbridged Aw yeah, Sonic, take it, take it like a chili dog.]]
824** Regularly.
825** [[ComicallyMissingThePoint They give birth to live young, the number generally depending on the size of the hedgehog species in question.]]
826** [[WebVideo/RealTimeFandub By fucking Eggman's wife.]]
827* Why did the chicken cross the road?
828** To get to the other side.
829** Does it need a reason?
830** She was suffering from a terrible case of insomnia, making her desperate to get [[{{Pun}} tired]].
831** [[ComedicSociopathy I don't think it had much choice after I chucked out there]].
832** [[Film/BicentennialMan Perhaps a predator was chasing it.]]
833*** Nonsense. Film/{{Predator}}s wouldn't chase it unless it was armed.
834** To get to a restaurant?
835** Because it's lost track of its life
836** It's a sad day when a chicken can't cross a road without its motives being questioned.
837** [[Film/{{Stripes}} TO GET FROM THE LEFT TO THE RIGHT!]]
838*** [[Creator/DaThings1 To the left, to the right! To the left, to the right!]]
839** The light was green. What, did you think he was just gonna stand there?
840*** I dream of a better tomorrow: a world where a chicken can cross the road and not be questioned about its motives.
841** To get away from you.
842*** [[Theatre/{{Gypsy}} You'll never get away from me.]]
843** The chicken clearly thought it was playing ''VideoGame/{{Frogger}}''.
844*** [[Music/PaulAndStorm Now why the chicken might have done it, I just couldn't say; but if I wanna make it home this is the only way....]]
845** [[Series/SesameStreet How do I know? I'm a duck.]]
846*** [[Music/BadLipReading A chicken-woman-duck-thing?]]
847* What's up?
848** The sky.
849** The ceiling.
850** [[WesternAnimation/{{Up}} A house, floating via a truly ridiculous number of balloons.]]
851** [[WesternAnimation/TotalDrama I think I see a bird...]]
852*** [[VideoGame/Portal2 AGH! BIRD BIRD BIRD BIRD]]
853** [[Literature/{{Animorphs}} <Up is the opposite of down. Although, of course, those terms are meaningless outside the context of a distinct, localized gravity field.>]]
854** [[Series/MockTheWeek The funny thing is, the closer it gets the more it looks like]] [[PianoDrop a piano]].
855*** '''[[ThatsGottaHurt *CLANG*]]''' [[WebAnimation/AsdfMovie Whose idea was this?!]]
856*** [[WebVideo/TwistedTranslations Actually, it was not very funny]].
857** [[WebVideo/FreemansMind Oh my God, that was a pun! "What's up with the ceiling?" What's wrong with me? I'd punch somebody in the mouth if they said that to me.]]
858** [[WebVideo/SonicAdventureAbridged Is that a cartoony falling sound effect I'm hearing? There's something bad behing me, isn't there?]]
859** [[Music/BloodhoundGang ME, YOU BITCHES! I'M HIGH ON CRACK!]]
860** [[VideoGame/MortalKombat11 Your time, Cage.]]
861* What's new?
862** Guinea, Zealand, Orleans...
863*** York, Hampshire, Mexico...
864** [[WesternAnimation/WhatsNewScoobyDoo Scooby Doo]]
865** [[TooMuchInformation I've got this rash that wasn't there yesterday.]]
866** [[GeniusBonus C over lambda]].
867** The opposite of old.
868** Your death will be broadcast throughout all 52 universes.
869* What's your name?
870** I! AM! ComicBook/{{BATMAN}}!
871** [[Music/TheBeatles You know my name, look up the number.]]
872** [[Wrestling/DwayneJohnson IT DOESN'T MATTER WHAT YOUR NAME IS!]]
873** MyNameIsInigoMontoya
874*** YouKilledMyFather
875*** PrepareToDie
876*** [[Film/ThePrincessBride Stop]] [[StopSayingThat saying that!]]
877*** [[WebVideo/TwistedTranslations My name is Gigi Montova. And my dad died. And that kinda sums it up]]
878** [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a67H_0gOEYM I'm Fred the Beard.]]
879** [[Series/Roots1977 Kunta. Kunta Kinte.]]
880*** (''whipcrack'') YOUR NAME IS TOBY!
881** JustForFun/CandleJack
882*** You just HAD to s[[spoiler:ay... I heard about this page, but I never thought I'd actually be on it..]].
883** IAmSpartacus
884*** No, I am Spartacus!
885*** No, I am!
886*** It is I!
887*** [[spoiler:Well, I know I'm not Spartacus...]]
888*** [[Film/MontyPythonsLifeOfBrian I'm Brian, and so is my wife!]]
889** IAmLegion
890** [[Series/DoctorWho Just "the Doctor".]]
891** Bond. Film/JamesBond. [Theme tune]
892*** [[WebVideo/SonicAdventureAbridged The name's Beta. James Beta.]]
893** [[MathematiciansAnswer No it isn't]].
894** [[WesternAnimation/TransformersAnimated My name is Optimus Prime!]]
895** [[Film/MontyPythonAndTheHolyGrail What's your quest?]]
896** Hi! My name is! (What?) My name is! (Who?) My name is -- (chicka-chicka) -- [[Music/{{Eminem}} Slim Shady.]]
897** [[VideoGame/DeadRising2 West]]. [[VideoGame/DeadRising Frank West]].
898*** [[Creator/WillSmith Desperado]]. [[EarWorm Rough rida]]. [[Film/WildWildWest No, you don't want nada]].
899** [[VideoGame/SilentHill1 My name is Harry Mason.]] [[MemeticMutation I'm in town on vacation.]]
900** [[VideoGame/JetSetRadio SUPA BROTHAAAAAAA!]]
901** [[Series/{{Solitary}} Wrong. There is a number on the side of your pod. THAT is your new name.]]
902*** [[Series/ThePrisoner1967 I am not a number, I am a free man!]]
903** [[WesternAnimation/SpongebobSquarepants NO, THIS IS PATRICK!]]
904** [[WebVideo/TwitchPlaysPokemon ABBBBBBK. My friend is JLVWNNOOOO.]]
905** [[VideoGame/SouthParkTheStickOfTruth You entered "Douchebag." Is that correct?]]
906*** [[WebVideo/GamesRepainted You should come on down to west six street! It's the perfect place if you're a douchebag!]]
907** [[Franchise/KingdomHearts My name is of no importance. What about you? Do you remember your true name?]]
908** [[Series/HouseOfAnubis I'm Nina, I'm from America!]]
909** My name is [[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Yon_Yonson Yon Yonson]], I come from Wisconsin; I work in a lumberyard there....
910** Who's your daddy?
911*** Is he rich like me?
912** I'm Henry the Eighth, I am, Henry the Eighth, I am, I am...
913** It's Music/{{Janet|Jackson}}. "Miss Jackson" if you're nasty.
914** [[VideoGame/{{Skullgirls}} My name is Painwheel and I like sewing, puppies and long walks on the beach!]]
915** My name is [[Literature/DresdenFiles Harry Blackstone Copperfield Dresden]]. [[BadassBoast Conjure by it at your own risk]].
916** [[Film/GuardiansOfTheGalaxy2014 I am Groot.]]
917*** [[Film/GuardiansOfTheGalaxyVol2 I'm Mary Poppins, y'all!]]
918** [[VideoGame/TalesOfSymphonia Give me your name and I will give you mine.]]
919** [[VideoGame/{{Marathon}} I have been Roland, Achilles, Beowulf, Gilgamesh. I have been called a hundred names and will be called a thousand more by the time the world goes dim and cold. I am hero.]]
920** ''[[ShrinkingViolet (extremely softly)]]'' [--[[WesternAnimation/MyLittlePonyFriendshipIsMagic Fluttershy...]]--]
921** [[VideoGame/{{Hatred}} My name is not important. What is important is what I'm going to do]].
922** [[WebVideo/EpicRapBattlesOfHistory I'm N-I-E-T-Z-S-C-H-E, and I'll end any motherfucker like my name in a spelling bee!]]
923** [[Webcomic/EightBitTheater I am Sarda. My will be done.]]
924** [[Literature/WingsOfFire Darkstalker, I'm freaking waiting, no one will free me]]
925** [[Music/JohnnyCash MY NAME IS SUE! HOW DO YOU DO! NOW YOU GONNA DIE!]]
926** [[Music/TwentyOnePilots My name's Blurryface and I care what you think.]]
927** [[Series/BreakingBad Heisenberg]].
928** [[Webcomic/CyanideAndHappiness Hi there, I'm Ted Bear, and we're gonna learn how to survive!]]
929** [[Film/MontyPythonAndTheHolyGrail It is Arthur, King of the Britons.]]
930** [[Franchise/{{Blazblue}} I am the White Void. I am the cold steel. I am the just sword. With blade in hand I will reap the sins of this world and cleanse it in the fires of destruction! I am Hakumen!]]
931*** [[{{Bathos}} Please leave a message after the tone.]]
932** Theatre/{{Hamilton}}. My name is Alexander Hamilton.
933** [[Literature/{{Animorphs}} My name is Jake. Just Jake. I can't tell you my last name.]]
934** [[WhosOnFirst No, What's the name of the guy on second.]]
935** [[WebVideo/TwistedTranslations The spirit of abysmal despair.]]
936** [[WebVideo/TwistedTranslations The arguably king]]
937** [[Film/SawI My name is "Very Fucking Confused"! What's your name?]]
938** [[Series/TheWalkingDead2010 Kill me!]]
939*** That's a stupid name. It's dangerous. You should change it.
940*** [[WebVideo/SonicAdventureAbridged Remember kids, assisting suicide is A-okay!]]
941** [[Creator/MarxBrothers My name is Sammy Brown and I just came into town. Saw your ad. You're Mr. Lee. Say, you can make a mint on me.]]
942** [[Series/TheFlash2014 My name is Barry Allen, and I am the fastest man alive.]]
943** [[Film/{{Chappie}} I am consciousness. I am alive. I am Chappie.]]
944** [[VideoGame/BlazBlueCrossTagBattle Hmph. Luna doesn't need to reveal her name to any old strangers... Wait, I... just said it.]]
945** [[Film/TheHappening Hello. My name is Elliot Moore. I'm just going to talk in a very positive manner, giving off good vibes. We're just here to use the bathroom, and we're just going to leave. I hope that's okay... Plastic. I'm talking to a plastic plant. I'm still doing it.]]
946** [[Series/TheOfficeUS You don't even know my real name. I'm the fucking lizard king!]]
947** [[VideoGame/Splatoon2 Ayo its Pearl! aka MC Princess, aka The Baroness of Bars, aka MC Foreign Policy]]
948** [[WebVideo/RemyRaccoon "Well, I don't really have-" *fart* "Oh, okay, I guess I'll call you Fart, then!"]]
949** [[VideoGame/HitmanBloodMoney Names are for friends, so I don't need one.]]
950** [[Film/StarTrekIIITheSearchForSpock I name not important. You seek I.]]
951** [[WesternAnimation/AquaTeenHungerForce MY NAME IS…\
952Shake Zula! The mic rula! The old schoola! You want a trip? I'll bring it to ya!\
953Frylock and I'm top! Rock you like a cop! Meatwad your up next with your knock-knock!\
954Meatwad makes the money, see! Meatwad gets the honey, G! Drivin' in my car! Livin' like a star! Ice on my fingers and my toes and I'm a taurus!]]
955** [[VideoGame/TimeCrisis My name is Alicia. I'm with the Lukano Liberation Army.]]
956** My name is... Series/{{Kamen Rider Revi|ce}}! Vi-vi-vi! Revi! Revi! Revi! Vi-vi-vi! Revi! [[Film/KamenRiderBeyondGenerations And Revi! Revi!]]
957** I'm Sonic. Franchise/SonicTheHedgehog!
958** [[Anime/DragonBallZFusionReborn I am neither Goku nor Vegeta. I am the one who will defeat you!]]
959** [[VideoGame/Injustice2 I'm Raphael, Founder of Turtle Strong Style!]]
960** You're getting struck by ComicBook/BlackLightning.
961** The name is ComicBook/{{Supergirl}}.
962** [[VideoGame/MarvelVSCAPCOM3 I am Kl'rt, the Super-Skrull!]]
963* [[{{Fanfic}} Will X and Y get together?]]
964** [[ShipToShipCombat No! X should be with Z!]]
965** Who's Y? An [[OriginalCharacter OC]]? [[VideoGame/MegaManX We all know he's best with Zero!]]
966** [[VideoGame/PokemonXAndY Yes, they were released at the same time all over the world.]]
967** I don't know, but I often see A and E together. Then again, I also see O and E together... hmm...[[note]]It's called a ligature, by the way.[[/note]]
968** They've barely met yet. You have to wait until JustForFun/XMeetsY.
969** They're already together in words like sexy and oxygen.
970*** None of the answers above answer the question. X and Y will always get together. [[Wrestling/PaulHeyman And it's not a prediction...]] '''''[[WRESTLING/{{PAULHEYMAN}} IT'S A SPOILER!]]'''''
971* How is babby formed? How girl get pragnent?
972** When girl gets male gametes all in her mature female gamete or gametes, embryo attaches to uterine wall, absorbs nutrition from girl, and grows into babby.
973** "Special hugging" between ignorant people.
974** People have babies when the girl and the guy decide to [[{{Beat}} ...]] [[TakeAThirdOption go to the orphanage and adopt one.]]
975** Well, [[VideoGame/KingdomOfLoathing when a stork and a cabbage love each other very much]]...
976** [[GrammarNazi Sheesh, where'd you learn to spell?]]
977** [[Webcomic/{{Xkcd}} Accidentally, in your base.]]
978** [[WebVideo/TwistedTranslations "Maternity know I had come to see..." "Please don't be pregnant." "Therefore, the child begins!" "NO!"]]
979** [[WebVideo/CinemaSins HOLY SH*T, THAT SONG GOT HER PREGNANT!?!]]
980** [[VideoGame/MortalKombat11 Unlike you, the old fashioned way.]]
981** [[Radio/TrueCapitalist When a mommy ducky and a mommy ducky, er wait that's wrong.]]
982** [[WebVideo/UncleAl D'alright, Jimbo, I think it's time to tell you about the time that you were conceived. You see, son, when a mom and dad love each other very much, they decide eventually that it becomes time to bring little thems into the world. You were what I would consider to be a little bit of a problem child, in that, she was laying there in bed all naked and womanlike, but I just couldn't get it going to raw dog your mother. Yes, it wasn't until she whipped out the ducks that things really got spicy. I shot my load all in one big go. It nearly drowned your mother. And that, son, is the story of how you were conceived.]]
983*** "Uh...Mr. Neutron, I'm not Jimmy." "Deugh...here's 5 bucks."
984** Google it, bitch!
985* When was the War of 1812 fought?
986** 1813. Both sides were terrible procrastinators.
987** 1813, and 14, and 15. Not the best name for a war, really...
988** Wait, which one, the one in America or the one in Europe?
989*** [[Film/MontyPythonAndTheHolyGrail Uh, I don't know that.]] '''AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!''' ''[falls into gorge]''
990** [[Music/ThreeDeadTrollsInABaggie And the White House burned, burned, burrrrrrrrrrrned...]]
991*** [[Music/JohnnyCash ..In a burning ring of fire...]]
992** Exactly in 1982.
993*** [[Franchise/TheKingofFighters It all began in 1812\
994Kept on rollin' in 1813\
995The pieces were in place in 1814\
996And came to an end in 1815]]
997* [[MindScrew What is the answer to this question?]]
998** [[MathematiciansAnswer Any response I give.]]
999*** No, it isn't.
1000*** [[Series/BabylonFive While every answer is a response, not every response is an answer]].
1001** [[Series/{{QI}} Blue whale.]] ''[[[SugarWiki/MostWonderfulSound klaxon]]]''
1002** [[Franchise/TheHitchhikersGuidetotheGalaxy 42!!!]]
1003** [[MathematiciansAnswer Yes]]
1004** Yes, no, no honestly I'm stumped
1005** No, 'what' is a non-personal interrogative pronoun.
1006** No, [[WhosOnFirst he's the guy on second base]].
1007** [[VideoGame/PaperMarioTheOrigamiKing Wrong answer. Right answer. It matters not. Your replies are all paper thin.]]
1008*** [[VideoGame/BookOfMarioKingOfMiami Wrong answer. Here is the correct answer: not applicable. All answers are correct on paper.]]
1009** Never was a question in the first place.
1010** [[VideoGame/EarthBoundBeginnings Two Alligators]]
1011** [[Wrestling/BrockLesnar Exactly.]]
1012** Helps if I know the true question.
1013*** [[Videogame/Injustice2 Let me enlighten you.]]
1014* [[Franchise/{{Transformers}} WhY mY ShOuLdErS hUrT?]]
1015** Because [[Franchise/{{Transformers}} YoUr LiFe iS pAiN]].
1016** [[Film/ManosTheHandsOfFate tHe MaStEr InSiStS uPoN iT.]]
1017** [[SincerityMode wHy ArE wE tYpInG lIkE tHis]]
1018** I blame Pat Lee.
1019** [[Webcomic/{{Homestuck}} BeCaUsE YoUv'E CoNsUmEd ToO MuCh SoPoR SlImE]].
1020** Because I ate them
1021** [[Music/{{Eminem}} Sometimes it feels like the world's on my shoulders]]
1022** I blame [[VideoGame/YoKaiWatch Ake and Payn]].
1023* How's school?
1024** Crappy.
1025** [[Music/AliceCooper Out for summer. Or possibly forever.]]
1026** [[WesternAnimation/TheLEGONinjagoMovie Um...have you...have you been to high school? 'Cause...uh...it's judgy. Pretty judgy.]]
1027** Ain't worth spit.
1028* How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood?
1029** [[VideoGame/MonkeyIsland2LeChucksRevenge A woodchuck could chuck no amount of wood since a woodchuck can’t chuck wood.]]
1030*** But if a woodchuck could chuck and would chuck some amount of wood, what amount of wood could a woodchuck chuck?
1031*** Even if a woodchuck could chuck wood, and even if a woodchuck would chuck wood, should a woodchuck chuck wood?
1032*** [[OverlyLongGag A woodchuck should chuck wood if a woodchuck could chuck wood, as long as a woodchuck would chuck wood.]]
1033*** Shut up.
1034** As much as it takes.
1035** A hell of a lot.
1036** As much wood as a wood chuck would chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood.
1037** This is a clean website, [[NotSafeForWork I can't tell you that.]]
1038** [[WesternAnimation/SouthPark Seventeen]].
1039** [[WesternAnimation/FamilyGuy But I don't want to be a woodchuck. I want to be a doctor]].
1040*** How much ''disease'' could a woodchuck ''doctor'' cure if a woodchuck doctor could ''cure disease''? Is that sounding right to you? No.
1041** More importantly, [[ComicStrip/CalvinAndHobbes how many boards would the Mongols hoard if the Mongol hordes got bored?]]... oh, never mind.
1042** [[Series/SesameStreet One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight, nine, ten, eleven, twelve! Twelve pieces of wood!]]
1043** [[Advertising/{{GEICO}} HEY YOU DANG WOODCHUCKS! QUIT CHUCKIN' MY WOOD!]]
1044** Why not wish with one hand and poop on the other, to see which one fills up first?
1045* [[WesternAnimation/AdventureTime What]] [[Series/HomeImprovement time]] [[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Howdy_Doody is it?]]
1046** 8:25 PM, EST. At least, at the time of writing.
1047** [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s8MDNFaGfT4 Peanut Butter Jelly Time!]]
1048** [[Franchise/TheHitchhikersGuideToTheGalaxy Time is an illusion. Lunchtime doubly so.]]
1049*** [[WesternAnimation/AvatarTheLastAirbender Time is an illusion, and so are pants.]]
1050** It's time to D-D-DUEL
1051** [[WebAnimation/ASDFMovie IT'S MUFFIN TIME!!!!]]
1052*** Uhh, Actually, it's 12:30.
1053*** Somebody kill me!
1054** [[Series/LifeOnMars2006 Beer]] [[Series/AshesToAshes2008 o'clock]].
1055** Tea time.
1056*** [[Literature/{{Discworld}} It's Teh-ah-tim-eh!]]
1057*** [[Music/EmilieAutumn It's time for war, it's time for blood, it's... time... for... TEA!]]
1058*** [[Literature/AliceInWonderland It's always tea time.]]
1059** [[Film/HighSchoolMusical SUMMERTIME! IT'S OUR VACATION!]]
1060*** [[WesternAnimation/RegularShow It's summertime and you know what that means, gonna head down to the beach, gonna do some beachy things.]]
1061*** There is no beach here.
1062** [[WebVideo/LoadingReadyRun Bagel time, it's bagel time, hey everybody it's bagel time!]]
1063** [[Music/BeastieBoys IT'S TIME TO GET ILL!]]
1064*** [[Anime/KirbyRightBackAtYa I turned myself into a icecube and I still ain't sick! What am I doing wrong?!]]
1065** Dan o'clock!
1066** [[Music/AlanJackson It's 5 o'clock somewhere.]]
1067** Two thirty. [[note]]Time to go to the dentist.[[/note]]
1068** [[Webcomic/BrawlInTheFamily WALUIGI TIME!]]
1069** [[Series/TheMuppetShow It's time to play the music, it's time to light the lights...]]
1070** [[WebAnimation/RedVsBlue It's nap time. It comes after pants time.]]
1071** [[WesternAnimation/CaptainCaveman UNGA BUNGA!]]
1072** [[VideoGame/SilentHill2 Good heavens, it's rape o' clock!!]]
1073*** [[ComicBook/TheWalkingDead Repeat after me. We. Don't. Rape.]]
1074** [[Wrestling/{{Vader}} OH, IT'S TIME! IT'S TIME! IT'S... VADER... TIME!!!]]
1075** [[FriendlyTickleTorture IT'S TICKLE TIME!]]
1076** [[VideoGame/FinalFantasyVI Well, if you're in Zozo, it's the time nobody says it is.]]
1077** [[WesternAnimation/AdventureTime ADVENTURE TIME!]]
1078*** [[WesternAnimation/{{Futurama}} It's time for]] [[ActorAllusion you]] [[TakeThatMe to shut up]]!
1079** It's Tiger Time! [[note]]From Tiger Beer advertising dating back to at least 1999. Also the name of a beer place in Susukino, Sapporo, Hokkaido, Japan, selling beers from around the world, including Tiger Beer.[[/note]]
1080** [[Series/MightyMorphinPowerRangers It's morphin' time!]]
1081*** [[Series/PowerRangersTimeForce Time for Time Force!]]
1082** [[Film/JingleAllTheWay It's turbo time!]]
1083*** [[WesternAnimation/WreckItRalph You're not going Turbo, are you?]]
1084** [[WebVideo/KickAssia I've got 3:24 here.]] [[note]]But I think [[WebVideo/TheSpoonyExperiment Spoony's]] watch is more accurate. [[/note]]
1085** Stop! ''[{{Beat}}]'' [[Music/MCHammer Hammertime]]!
1086** [[ComicBook/FantasticFour It's clobberin' time!]]
1087** Uh...time for me to get a new watch. My current one's stopped.
1088** [[WebVideo/DontHugMeImScared It's quarter to 9:00, time to take a bath.]]
1089** Closing time, one last call for alcohol, so finish your whiskey or beer.
1090** [[VideoGame/FireEmblemAwakening Time to tip the scales!]]
1091** [[VideoGame/XenobladeChronicles1 Now it's Reyn time!]]
1092*** [[VideoGame/SuperSmashBros Now it's Shulk time!]]
1093** [[Series/HouseOfAnubis It is ten o'clock! You have five minutes precisely, and then I shall want to hear a pin...drop.]]
1094** [[VideoGame/TeamFortress2 It's team time, doctor!]]
1095** [[Music/{{Chicago}} Does anybody really know what time it is?]]
1096** [[Theatre/{{Hamilton}} SHOWTIME SHOWTIME YO!]]
1097** [[WesternAnimation/TripTank 4:20.]]
1098*** Nice.
1099*** '''[[Creator/MichaelRosen *Click*]]''' [[Creator/MichaelRosen Nice!]]
1100** [[VideoGame/{{Overwatch}} It's high noon...]]
1101*** [[VideoGame/HenryStickminSeries Were you waiting until high noon-thirty to shoot?!]]
1102** [[Music/PanicAtTheDisco 'Cause it's nine in the afternoon...]]
1103** [[WebAnimation/TheLazerCollection Half past]] -- '''[[EnergyWeapon BLAAAAAAAAAAH]]'''
1104** [[Creator/MichaelRosen Time to muck about!]]
1105** [[VideoGame/SonicGenerations It's the exact same time as when you asked earlier, and it will BE the exact same time as when you ask later.]] [[SuddenlyShouting THERE IS NO TIME HERE!!!]]
1106** [[Music/BillyJoel It's nine o'clock on a Saturday... The regular crowd shuffles in...]]
1107** Two hairs past a freckle.
1108** [[WesternAnimation/DarkwingDuck It's playtime!]]
1109** [[WesternAnimation/TheNewAdventuresOfWinnieThePooh Half past the day before Christmas.]]
1110*** [[ComicBook/TheWalkingDead I don't want to have to explain to my son that on top of all this other shit, Santa can't find him.]]
1111** [[Creator/JimmyDavis It's 8 to 8, I'll tell Nezzer that you're almost late,]] [[DisproportionateRetribution and he'll take your mom away.]]
1112** [[VideoGame/ShadowTheHedgehog Get ready for a real blast! It's time for missile fever!]]
1113** [[Film/TheLastJedi It's time for the Jedi... to end.]]
1114** [[WesternAnimation/FamilyGuyPresentsLaughItUpFuzzball A long time ago, after M*A*S*H but before AfterMASH...]]
1115** [[VideoGame/MortalKombat11 Come, it is time...]]'''''[[VideoGame/MortalKombat11 to die.]]'''''
1116** [[Anime/BloodPlus Let's have fun tonight because it is... IT'S PARTY TIME!]]
1117** [[VideoGame/HotlineMiami2WrongNumber Isn't it lunch time?]]
1118** [[VisualNovel/DanganronpaTriggerHappyHavoc It’s punishment time!]]
1119** [[WesternAnimation/TheAmazingWorldOfGumball It’s time to chill.]]
1120** [[VideoGame/GrandTheftAutoSanAndreas After five years on the east coast, it was time to go home.]]
1121** [[WebVideo/BerserkAbridged IT'S MURDERIN' TIME!]]
1122** [[WebVideo/DeathNoteAbridgedTioHAndDargonakis It's corpse time!]]
1123** [[WesternAnimation/StreetFighter Time for the tape?]]
1124*** Time for the tape.
1125** [[VideoGame/TheStanleyParable My goodness! Is it 4:30? I'm supposed to be having a back-sack-and-crack!]]
1126** [[Radio/TrueCapitalist Now, I think it's time for everybody's favorite part of the broadcast, AND I'M TALKIN' ABOUT RADIO GRAFFITI!]]
1127** [[Radio/TrueCapitalist It's about time for everybody's FAVORITE part of the broadcast and I'm talking about throw A GODDAMN CRIPPLE in the WOODCHIPPER!]]
1128** [[WesternAnimation/SkylandersAcademy Time to]] [[Film/TheMartian science the heck out of this.]]
1129** [[VideoGame/MortalKombat11 Time to let the past die.]]
1130** [[WebVideo/AvoJaifNot AND NOW, IT'S TIME FOR SOME RAOCOW!]]
1131** [[Theatre/CarOusel You wanted to know what time it was. I'll tell you--the time for you will be ten or twenty years in prison.]]
1132** [[WebAnimation/DaThings Time to talk about hot dogs.]]
1133** [[WesternAnimation/SpongeBobSquarePants 12:00 midnight.]]
1134** [[WesternAnimation/TheFairlyOddParents It's time to start a daunting search for a girl named Waffle!]]
1135** [[Memes/Morbius2022 It's Morbin' time!]]
1136** [[VideoGame/Injustice2 Time to show you what I'm made of.]]
1137** Time for the gadgets.
1138** Time you showed me some respect!
1139** Time for me to level up!
1140** Time to punch your lights out.
1141** [[PrepareToDie It's time to die.]]
1142** [[VideoGame/{{Antonblast}} It's Happy Hour!]]
1143** '''''[[LetsPlay/PartyCrashers WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARIO TIME!!!]]'''''
1144** [[WesternAnimation/TheBadGuys2022 Look at that, 4pm. Now I know the exact moment our friendship died.]]
1145** [[Music/ThatWasTheYearThatWas Two, four, six, eight,\
1146Time to transubstantiate!]]
1147* Why can't I hold all these limes?
1148** Because you're trying to type and carry fruit at the same time, and you only have two hands. Maybe a basket of some sort would help.
1149** Because I'm bad at [[{{Pun}} pickup limes]].
1150*** [[LamePunReaction I'll seal your mouth with those puns...forever.]]
1151* Can't we all just get along?
1152** No. [[ComedicSociopathy That would]] [[VillainsActHeroesReact be boring.]]
1153** We could. Just be prepared for tons of paperwork.
1154** [[WebVideo/FreemansMind I mean, what am I supposed to say to people? "Wow, you sure did a great job falling down that elevator shaft!" Or, "Way to lock yourself in the freezer! I'm so proud of you."]]
1155** [[VideoGame/MortalKombat11 Perhaps (because of) your life of sin and licentiousness.]]
1156*** Yeah, that could be it.
1157** [[Film/TheRoom2003 If a lot of people luv each other, the wurold would be a better place.]]
1158** Only if the people I want to befriend ''want'' to get along. If not, I'll just kill them before they ruin our peace.
1159** If everyone got along, that would put an end to Franchise/{{Batman}}, ComicBook/{{Superman}}, ComicBook/WonderWoman, Manga/SailorMoon, the Series/SuperSentai, the Anime/PrettyCure...[[Series/FraggleRock do you want the whole list, or just a general overview]]?
1160* "Waiter, what's this fly doing in my soup?"
1161** Looks like the backstroke.
1162** [[WesternAnimation/DuckTales1987 Uh....the Watusi?]]
1163** [[WesternAnimation/{{Futurama}} He appears to be giving you the finger, sir.]]
1164** Drowning. [[WhatTheHellHero You could have saved him instead of sitting there bitching about it, you know.]]
1165** Be silent, you fool, or the rest will want one!
1166*** '''[[Series/FawltyTowers WHAT?!]]'''
1167** Awfully sorry, the chef moonlights as a tailor and was repairing a pair of trousers.
1168** ''Shh!'' That's no fly, that's the last customer who complained! The chef's a wizard!
1169** Apparently your soup stinks so much it attracts more flies than customers.
1170** Not flying, obviously.
1171* Why do we have to climb that mountain?
1172** Because it's there!
1173** [[BrickJoke That's where we parked.]]
1174** ''You'' might feel obligated. ''I'm'' not climbing the damn thing unless there's something in it for me.
1175** [[Film/StarTrekVTheFinalFrontier Captain Kirk is]].
1176** Because I ordered you to, you fools! Now carry me over that mountain!
1177** Hey, ''you'' wished to [[VideoGame/FinalFantasyIV become the paladin]].
1178** [[NurseryRhyme The grand old duke of York told us to.]]
1179** [[Music/WeirdAlYankovic IT'S GOOD FOR YOU!]]
1180** [[WesternAnimation/TheSimpsons Son, don't go up that mountain! You'll die up there like I did!]]
1181*** [[VideoGame/TransformersTheGameDS I will do what I must!]]
1182** We have to climb the mountain because it is a dungeon.
1183* How do you get to Carnegie Hall?
1184** [[Film/LastActionHero In a body bag if you don't drop that.]]
1185*** [[VideoGame/{{Skullgirls}} Going down?]]
1186** Practice, man! Practice!
1187** Don't know, but [[Theatre/OnTheTown Gabey figured out how to get there in time to meet Ivy Smith]].
1188** The same way on how you go to Sesame Street.
1189* Am I a man dreaming I'm a butterfly, [[SchrodingersButterfly or a butterfly dreaming I'm a man?]]
1190** [[WesternAnimation/InvaderZim But... you're a woman.]]
1191** Actually, [[VideoGame/ChronoTrigger I'm a bowling ball dreaming I'm a plate of sushi.]]
1192** No, [[WesternAnimation/PinkyAndTheBrain actually you are an escaped lab mouse out to take over the world.]]
1193** [[Memes/{{Music}} Ai, ai, ai, I'm your little butterfly, green, black and blue make the colours in the sky!]]
1194** You're a [[WebVideo/DontHugMeImScared pesky bee]].
1195** From what I'm seeing, [[Anime/SoaringSkyPrecure you're an eighteen-year-old girl trying to make it as a nursery school teacher]].
1196* Is there a doctor in the house?
1197** I'm a doctor!
1198*** [[WesternAnimation/BugsBunny What's up, doc?]]
1199*** [[WebAnimation/ASDFMovie Then you're a nerd!]]
1200** I thought the doctor ''was'' Series/{{House}}....
1201*** No, ''I'm'' [[Series/DoctorWho The Doctor]].
1202** Well, technically yes. I have a doctorate in geography.
1203** ImNotADoctorButIPlayOneOnTV.
1204*** '''''[[VideoGame/MortalKombat11 BUSTED!]]''''' [[VideoGame/MortalKombat11 I knew you were a fan!]]
1205* [[{{Troll}} U mad bro?]]
1206** TheyCalledMeMad...I'll show them!
1207*** [[VideoGame/RatchetAndClankUpYourArsenal That should clear things right up, sir.]]
1208** I'm not mad...I'm just disappointed...
1209*** [[VideoGame/TeamFortress2 You were always a disappointment!]]
1210*** [[VideoGame/MortalKombat11 The feeling is mutual, brother.]]
1211** [[WesternAnimation/RobinHood1973 He's gone stark raving]] '''[[WesternAnimation/RobinHood1973 MAD!!!]]'''
1212** [[Film/AustinPowers When Dr. Evil gets angry, Mr. Bigglesworth gets upset. And when Mr. Bigglesworth gets upset... people DIE!]]
1213** [[Franchise/TouhouProject Yes, get angry! Because if you don't punish me, Gensokyo shall be no more!]]
1214** [[WesternAnimation/{{SpongebobSquarepants}} No have temper! This make Sister Sam...SOOO MAAAD.]]
1215** [[VideoGame/SamuraiShodown Shit! You really make me mad!]]
1216** [[Film/HerculesReturns I'm really angry now. You know what you are? You're a big poop.]]
1217*** ''[[WesternAnimation/SouthPark You're]]'' [[WesternAnimation/SouthPark a turd sandwich.]]
1218** [[WesternAnimation/TexAveryMGMCartoons You know what? That makes me mad.]]
1219** [[Series/{{Firefly}} Um... I'm angry... and I'm armed.]]
1220** [[Literature/MakingMoney I am extremely angry, Mr Lipwig.]]
1221** [[Radio/TrueCapitalist I'm jaded for Christ's sake, I mean... I'M DEPRESSED!]]
1222** [[WesternAnimation/CareBearsWelcomeToCareALot I'm not mad. I'm just feeling... you know, that other thing.]]
1223** [[Series/CrazyExGirlfriend Angry!\
1224Feeling\
1225Bad!\
1226Why do I feel this way?\
1227Angry! Mad!\
1228My heart is hurting and it feels\
1229Bad!\
1230Punching!\
1231Feeling!\
1232Crying!]]
1233** [[Series/DoctorWho I am very, very angry with you. I'm very, very cross.]]
1234** [[WebVideo/TwistedTranslations Honey, I am very angry!]]
1235** [[Manga/PopTeamEpic I'm not mad.]]
1236** [[Creator/MichaelRosen I'm so angry I'll jump up and down, I'll roll on the ground, make a din, make you spin, pull out my hair, throw you in the air, pull down posts, hunt down ghosts, scare spiders, scare tigers, pull up trees, bully bees, rattle the radiators, frighten alligators, cut down flowers, bring down towers, bang all the bones, wake up stones, shake the tiles, stop all smiles, silence birds, boil words, mash up names, grind up games, crush tunes, squash moons, make giants run, terrify the sun, turn the sky red... and then go to bed.]]
1237** [[VideoGame/MarvelVsCapcom3 YOU MAKE HULK ANGRY! YOU NO LIKE HULK ANGRY!]]
1238** [[VideoGame/BanjoKazooie Yes I'm mad, my boot I'll put, up your useless spooky butt!]]
1239*** [[Theatre/{{Hamilton}} Turn around, bend over, I'll show you where my shoe fits!]]
1240** [[VideoGame/BanjoKazooie What was that, you got me now, you've really angered this old cow!]]
1241** [[Film/BatmanAndRobin Freeze, you're mad!]]
1242*** [[WebVideo/NostalgiaCritic Yes, listen to the sane man in the batsuit.]]
1243** [[OminousLatinChanting Estuans Interius!\
1244Ira Vehementi!\
1245Estuans Interius!\
1246Ira Vehementi!]]\
1247[[VideoGame/FinalFantasyVII SEPHIROTH!\
1248SEPHIROTH!]]
1249*** Platform/{{Xbox}}, Creator/JimCarrey!\
1250[[MondegreenGag Steal a bear, run and pee!\
1251Xbox, Jim Carrey!\
1252Steal a bear, run and pee!]]\
1253SEPHIROTH!\
1254SEPHIROTH!
1255** [[Webcomic/EightBitTheater I'm just so mad, I could... I could... I could... Tinkle!]]
1256** [[VideoGame/MortalKOmbat11 Because Cage turned on your learning computer.]]
1257*** [[VideoGame/Injustice2 Chill dude.]]
1258** '''''I TOOK ONE LIFE TO SAVE MILLIONS!'''''
1259** Getting your city nuked will do that to ya.
1260** Not mad. Differently sane.
1261** That assumption is flawed.
1262** Not for much longer.
1263* Bro, do you even lift?
1264** No. Stop taunting me!
1265** [[VideoGame/SuperSmashBros Me, and all my other brothers and sisters too.]]
1266** Um, everybody with arms can and do.
1267** [[SeparatedByACommonLanguage No, we call those 'elevators'.]]
1268*** I mean, do you even lift (verb)? Like, do you even raise this box from the floor for you to carry with your hands?
1269*** [[LaymansTerms English, please?]]
1270*** [[Videogame/Injustice2 Ugh. There's no use to talking to some people...]]
1271* What are you up to?
1272** About 6 foot.
1273** The Internet is a time-wasting device, so nothing.
1274*** [[JustForFun/TVTropesWillRuinYourLife Tv Tropes, doubly so.]]
1275** I'm stuck on VideoGame/{{the|LegendOfZeldaOcarinaOfTime}} [[ThatOneLevel Water Temple]].
1276** [[Film/AHardDaysNight Page five]].
1277** [[Film/AvengersAgeOfUltron I'm glad you asked that, because I wanted to take this time to explain my evil plan...]]
1278** [[WebVideo/SonicAdventureAbridged "Muhaahahhahaha! Sonic doesn't even realize I'm behind this genius evil plan and I'm watching him at this very moment! muahahahhahahhahahhahahahahhahahahahahha..." "I can hear you, Eggman!" "Son of a bitch!"]]
1279** [[Theatre/AVeryPotterSequel Eeeevil plaaaans~ We are making eeeevil plaaaans~]]
1280** [[WebVideo/RealTimeFandub Fucking your wife again. And peeing in a Hot Topic, because, you know, what else do you do on a Saturday night?]]
1281** [[WesternAnimation/PinkyAndTheBrain The same thing we do every night, Pinky — try to take over the world!]]
1282** [[WesternAnimation/PinkyAndTheBrain Um, are we going to... Take Debbie Allen hostage, depriving all of humanity of enjoyable choreographed production numbers?]]
1283** [[WesternAnimation/PinkyAndTheBrain Are we going to... Oh. Create a riot by forcing people to listen to the touchy-feely Mandy Patinkin?]]
1284** [[WesternAnimation/PinkyAndTheBrain Use the talents of Paul Anka and Carrot Top to stage the comeback of the lovable TV genius Jamie "Klinger" Farr.]]
1285** [[Website/TheEditingRoom FIRST, I will drug you up, rendering you helpless. THEN, I will reveal that I have an old grudge against you, and revenge has been percolating in my sleazy heart for years. And THEN... I will do exactly what you want. BUT... I will also trick you into eating a bite of moldy food! THIS... STORMARE.... VOWS!!!]]
1286** [[WebAnimation/FinalFantasyVIIMachinabridged I'm glad you asked, talking cat person who I don't know! I am going to take this flying doohickamabob up into space and take a picture to prove that the planet...is flat!]]
1287** [[VideoGame/MortalKombat11 To see if I can enlist your services.]]
1288*** I ain't looking to re-enlist.
1289** [[Videogame/INjustice2 The Regime will rise again.]]
1290** [[Theatre/BeMoreChill I'm waiting for my porno to load.]]
1291* What's that behind you?
1292** [[RunningGag Carmen Sandiego.]]
1293** [[Webcomic/ElGoonishShive A demonic duck of some sort?]]
1294** [[VideoGame/MonkeyIsland A three-headed monkey!]]
1295** [[Webcomic/BobAndGeorge I know this is probably a trick, but I can't afford to take the chance that it's not.]]
1296*** Yoink!
1297** [[WesternAnimation/PinkyAndTheBrain A decoy!]]
1298** [[WesternAnimation/TheAdventuresOfJimmyNeutronBoyGenius A FAMOUS MOVIE STAR!]]
1299** [[Recap/CalvinAndHobbesTheSeriesS2E7ADayAtTheOffice A WALL!]]
1300** [[WebVideo/YuYuHakushoAbridged What? Where? Man, what the hell you talking about? There ain't nothing there.]]
1301** [[Webcomic/EightBitTheater I'm going to turn around and, oh look, there's nothing there. What a "surprise" that is, gosh.\
1302\
1303And then...\
1304\
1305I knew that would happen, but I'm mad about it anyway.]]
1306** [[VideoGame/TheWitcher3WildHunt There's nothing behind me. I'm a Witcher, I'd have heard it. Just like I can hear your heart. Which is pounding. Like a liar's.]]
1307** [[VideoGame/MarioTeachesTyping Made you look, made you look! Hehehehehe...]]
1308** NeverHeardThatOneBefore.
1309** '''''[[VideoGame/Injustice2 YOU'LL NOT RIDICULE ME AGAIN!]]'''''
1310** Not in my Sector!
1311** An AdvancingWallOfDoom.
1312* What do you want to be when you grow up?
1313** [[WebAnimation/DiamondInTheRoughTouhou I will be different.]]
1314** [[Anime/PokemonTheOriginalSeries I wanna be the very best, like no one ever was!]]
1315** [[WesternAnimation/TheBoondocks A doctor.]]
1316*** {{N|WordPrivileges}}igga, did I just catch you [[FelonyMisdemeanor wantin' to be shit?!]] ''[[DisproportionateRetribution *slap*]]''
1317** [[AGodAmI God.]]
1318*** [[Series/{{Supernatural}} I know God. And you, sir, are no God.]]
1319** [[VideoGame/{{Splatoon}} The freshest squid on the block.]]
1320** [[VideoGame/FinalFantasyX A blitzball.]]
1321*** [[WebVideo/RemyRaccoon Of all the things to fix in the remaster, the fact that a boy saying he wants to be a blitzball when he grows up is not one of them means that]] ''VideoGame/FinalFantasyX'' [[WebVideo/RemyRaccoon is just a $30 shitpost.]]
1322** VideoGame/IWannaBeTheGuy
1323** [[VideoGame/ChronoTrigger I wanna be the wind, Masa!]]
1324** [[CardCarryingVillain The ultimate and definitive definition of evil.]]
1325* [[TheTroubleWithTickets Sir, do you know how fast you were going?]]
1326** [[WebVideo/FiveSecondFilms Real fast? Fuck yeah!]]
1327** [[WebVideo/FiveSecondFilms Fast enough for a turkey dinner... with gravy...]]
1328** No, [[GeniusBonus I needed to know my position on the map more]].
1329*** And now I'm lost.
1330** [[ReadingsAreOffTheScale Honestly, no. My speedometer doesn't go that high]].
1331** Maybe, but since you obviously don't know yourself, you can't charge me with anything.
1332** [[Creator/JimmyDavis About 65 mph, which is about 56mph, which is oh, so fast!]]
1333** [[Franchise/BackToTheFuture EIGHTY-EIGHT MILES PER HOUR!]]
1334** TravelingAtTheSpeedOfPlot
1335** No. Do you?
1336** [[WesternAnimation/TheSimpsons Can't hassle us, pig! We're]] '''[[WesternAnimation/TheSimpsons going the speed limit!]]'''
1337** [[VideoGame/SonicAdventure2 Rolling around at the speed of sound!]]
1338** We're going at half the speed of light.
1339* If Website/TVTropes is so good, then how come there's no TV Tropes [[{{Sequel}} 2]]?
1340** ExecutiveMeddling.
1341** We have to give other websites a fighting chance.
1342** Because Administrivia/TwoPointZero is a really ambitious project.
1343** If 2 is so good, then why isn't there a [[DepartmentOfRedundancyDepartment 2 2]]?
1344*** There is a tutu, it's [[TutuFancy right here]].
1345*** [[Manga/PopTeamEpic Ah. You are mother fucker?]]
1346** [[WebVideo/HonestTrailers Haha! They thought there was going to be a sequel. That's adorable...]]
1347** [[BoxOfficeBomb Underwhelming ticket sales.]]
1348** ThereCanBeOnlyOne
1349** Does that name even make sense? Would make more sense if it was TV Tropes ''2.0''.
1350** [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mOF4Jam_JKY TV Tropes was the biggest bomb in the history of the Internet. The wiki lost all its money, they tore down the Internet, and no one ever made a website again.]]
1351* [[http://knowyourmeme.com/memes/dedotated-wam What's the wackomended amount of]] [[ElmuhFuddSyndwome dedotated wam I should ave to serve?]]
1352** Enuff for everywun to ave enuff to eat.
1353* Why do clocks run clockwise?
1354** Because if they ran counterclockwise, they'd be counterclocks.
1355** Go Google it, fool.
1356* What would you do if I gave you a million dollars?
1357** [[VideoGame/PokemonRedAndBlue I'd finally be able to afford a bike]].
1358** [[Music/BarenakedLadies I'd buy you a green dress (but not a real green dress, that's cruel)]].
1359** [[Series/{{Blackadder}} Oh that's different, I'd buy a great big turnip in the country]].
1360** [[RidiculousFutureInflation Nothing. Have you seen the prices of food today?]]
1361*** [[Recap/SpongebobSquarepantsS4E9KrustyTowersMrsPuffYoureFired 25 dollars for a hamburger?!]]
1362** [[MoneyToBurn Burn it.]]
1363** [[Film/TheSocialNetwork A million dollars isn't cool. You know what’s cool?]]
1364** Give it back until you give me all the money in the world.
1365* What should we aim at?
1366** [[WebOriginal/TheStarWarGatherings Random fire.]]
1367** [[VideoGame/Injustice2 Always go for the juggler.]]
1368** [[ShotInTheAss The butt.]]
1369*** [[Film/ForrestGump They said it was a million-dollar wound, but the army must keep that money 'cause I still haven't seen a nickel of that million dollars.]]
1370** The chest.
1371*** [[Film/AvengersInfinityWar You should have gone for the head.]]
1372** [[NotInTheFace The face.]]
1373*** [[VideoGame/MortalKombat11 They shot our face, Johnny. They shot! OUR FACE!]]
1374*** [[Anime/StreetFighterIITheAnimatedMovie M-my beautiful face is ruined! YOU BITCH, I'LL MAKE YOU SUFFEEEEEEEEER!]]
1375*** Not happening. YouAreAlreadyDead.
1376*** What?
1377*** [[Music/{{Disturbed}} Never stick your hand in my face again, bitch! FUCK YOU!]]
1378*** I just did, and now you're dead.
1379** [[Film/AvengersEndgame I went]] [[BoomHeadShot for the head.]]
1380*** [[WesternAnimation/StreetFighter Blanka, no! Not the head bite!]]
1381*** [[WebAnimation/TheNightmareBeforeChristmasWhoSkellingtonsRevenge DON'T TAKE MY HEAD! DON'T TAKE MY HEAD!]]
1382*** BoomHeadshot And your heads get shot and go boom!
1383*** My skull is unbreakable like carbon.
1384** [[EarAche The ear.]]
1385*** [[Film/FightClub Ah, God! Fuck! Why the ear, man?!]]
1386** [[GroinAttack The groin.]]
1387*** [[WebVideo/TheLegendOfZeldaTheAbridgedSeries Ouch, my groin!]]
1388*** [[Film/AustinPowersTheSpyWhoShaggedMe I don't care if he is evil, you don't give a man a shot in the pills. It's just not cricket, baby!]]
1389*** [[Film/AustinPowersInGoldmember OWWW!! GUYS!!! Way to go, a-hole! Like, try and find my balls, for God's sakes! 1, 2, and 3, okay. I'm okay.]]
1390*** [[Blog/ThingsMrWelchIsNoLongerAllowedToDoInAnRPG 1723. My martial arts style is vetoed if it's just thirty different ways to hit a guy in the jewels.]]
1391*** [[WebVideo/NonePiece My only weakness! MY BALLS! How did you know?!]]
1392*** [[WebAnimation/FinalFantasyVIIMachinabridged Ah... You destroyed half of my enormous dick...!]]
1393*** [[VideoGame/Injustice2 ¿Sabes como ganarle a un malabarista?]] [[{{Woolseyism}} Apúntale a las pelotas.]] [[labelnote:Translation]]''Do you know how to beat a juggler? Aim for his balls.''[[/labelnote]]
1394*** [[Webcomic/FinalFantasyVIITheSevening DUDE! What is it with with villains and their obsession with my balls in this comic?!]]
1395*** [[WebVideo/LateralGanon Oh, dear, dear, dear, Captain Hook. Shooting a man in the balls. It ain't good form, you know.]]
1396*** [[Creator/CS188 Ow. My crotch. Not so nice ISIS!]]
1397*** [[Webcomic/EightBitTheater My bathing suit area is not for touching!]]
1398*** [[VideoGame/DukeNukem3D I've got balls of steel!]]
1399*** [[VideoGame/DukeNukemForever Repeat after me: I've got balls-balls-balls-balls of steel!]]
1400** [[EyeScream The eye]].
1401*** [[Theatre/KingLear Out! Out, vile jelly!]]
1402*** [[Series/{{Firefly}} You can't just dig into me, shove pointy needles in my eyes and ask me what I see!]]
1403*** [[Film/EpicMovie Oh, my God! You shot me in the fucking eye! That really hurt! Why would you do that?! That was so unnecessary, you bastard!]]
1404*** [[Film/RepoTheGeneticOpera Take my eyes, I'd rather be blind.]]
1405*** [[WebVideo/DragonBallZAbridged WHY?! WHY IS IT ALWAYS THE GODDAMMED EYE?!]]
1406*** [[WesternAnimation/GravityFalls AAAH! My eye! Do you have any idea how long it takes to regenerate that?!]]
1407*** [[VideoGame/{{PT}} Gouge it out!]]
1408*** [[WesternAnimation/TheSimpsons Ow, my eye! I'm not supposed to get pudding in it!]]
1409*** [[VideoGame/{{Terraria}} Eye of Cthulhu has been defeated!]]
1410*** [[Franchise/{{Terminator}} It will be insufficient. My eye is a living tissue covering a metal endoskeleton.]]
1411*** [[Film/GalaxyQuest It doesn't have any eyes, Tommy!]]
1412** ShootTheMageFirst
1413** ShootTheMedicFirst
1414** The heart.
1415** The lungs.
1416** The brain.
1417** [[Film/ShangChiAndTheLegendOfTheTenRings Aim at the sky, to win or die!]]
1418** [[VideoGame/VirtuaCop The hand holding the gun]].
1419** [[KneeCapping The knee]].
1420*** [[Film/Terminator2JudgmentDay You son of a bitch! You shot me!]]
1421*** He'll live.
1422** [[Film/GalaxyQuest Go for the mouth or the throat, its vulnerable spot!]]
1423*** [[RockMonster It's a rock!]] [[SubvertedTrope It doesn't have any vulnerable spots!]]
1424*** [[Videogame/Injustice2 Try switching to explosive rounds.]]
1425** Her breasts.
1426* Mary, Mary, quite contrary, how does your garden grow?
1427** UP, STUPID!
1428*** That does '''''NOT''''' answer my question.
1429** Garden? Mine? [[VideoGame/Injustice2 I work as part of a delivery service...for pain!]]
1430** I'm not a gardener.
1431** [-[[VideoGame/SonicAdventure I had to shave it]]-]
1432* What's the moral of the story?
1433** [[Film/RawDeal1986 You should not drink and bake.]]
1434** [[ComicStrip/CalvinAndHobbes And that is, um... it's that, well... Ok, so we didn't learn any big lesson. Sue me.]]
1435** [[Anime/CowboyBebop Don't leave things in the Fridge.]]
1436** [[Literature/ASeriesOfUnfortunateEvents The moral of World War I is 'Never assassinate Archduke Ferdinand'.]]
1437** [[WesternAnimation/DextersLaboratory It's not the beard on the outside that counts, it's the beard on the inside.]]
1438** [[WesternAnimation/TheSimpsons Kids, you tried your best and you failed miserably. The lesson is 'never try'.]]
1439*** [[VideoGame/SonicTheHedgehogCD You can't do anything, so don't even try. Get some help. Don't do what Sonic does.]]
1440** [[Anime/SonicX Kids, don't use Formula 1 racecars to chase hedgehogs!]]
1441** [[VideoGame/MetalGearSolid2SonsOfLiberty 'Stay away from good-looking women when you're fighting. Otherwise you'll get hit with diarrhea.' One of the few things I learned from Shadow Moses.]]
1442** [[WesternAnimation/MyLittlePonyFriendshipIsMagic Ahem.... I didn't learn anything! I was right all along!]]
1443*** [[WebVideo/TheNostalgiaCritic Well, fuck you, then!]]
1444** [[WebVideo/YuGiOhTheAbridgedSeries We've learned that card games are the answer to all life's problems. And the only thing I know for certain in this world is that there's a strange man living inside my head who tells me to do things.]]
1445*** You said it Yugi! Now burn everything, burn it to the ground!
1446** [[WebVideo/SailorMoonAbridged Remember, kids, exercise is hard, but shoving a spoon down your throat is easy! And don't forget to do it after every meal, just like me!]]
1447** [[Recap/SpongeBobSquarePantsS7E2GrowthSpoutStuckInTheWringer I guess crying does solve your problems after all!]]
1448** [[Music/TheLonelyIsland You can't trust the system!]]
1449*** ''Maaaaaaaan!''
1450** [[Webcomic/GunnerkriggCourt Never let sixty angry kids use a herd of laser cows to take over your house.]]
1451** [[Webcomic/{{Oglaf}} There's no real moral to this story. Or even a story, to be honest. There is a lot of fucking, though. Perhaps that's enough.]]
1452** [[VideoGame/Borderlands2 Anyway, the moral is: you're a total bitch.]]
1453*** [[Series/HellsKitchen I'm ain't no bitch! I'm NOT no bitch!]]
1454** [[WesternAnimation/GravityFalls You know, kids? I've been thinkin'. At the end of the day, Summerween isn't about candy or costumes. Or even scaring people. It's a day when the whole family can get together and celebrate what really matters:]] '''''[[WesternAnimation/GravityFalls PURE EVIL!]]'''''
1455** [[ComicBook/TheSuperiorFoesOfSpiderMan If you want a man to work with you, don't show him a video of a bull fucking his wife.]]
1456** [[WebVideo/TheAnnotatedSeries Moral: BEES DON'T GIVE A SHIT ABOUT YOUR MANNERS! RULES OF NATUUUUUUUUUUUUURE!]]
1457** [[WesternAnimation/SonicBoom I dunno, 'Don't turn into a bee,' or something?]]
1458*** [[NeverHeardThatOneBefore They say that all the time.]]
1459** [[Website/TheEditingRoom Well, that's a fine message to be sending to the kids: idealism and hard work is fine and all, but money and muscle win every time.]]
1460*** Wait a minute, that's actually an EXCELLENT lesson. Holy shit, I think Disney accidentally made their best movie ever!
1461** [[WesternAnimation/MiloMurphysLaw I have learned my lesson. I have no idea what it is.]]
1462** [[Film/Deadpool2 If there's anything you take away today, other than you need to Google 'What the fuck is Dubstep?', it's that we all need to belong to someone.]]
1463** [[VideoGame/TheSecretOfMonkeyIsland Never pay more than 20 bucks for a computer game.]]
1464*** [[WebVideo/GameGrumps Save your money kids. Don't invest in Sonic.]]
1465** [[WebVideo/SonicAdventureAbridged Remember kids, assisting suicide is A-okay!]]
1466** [[Podcast/{{Rifftrax}} Never put the pizza box in the fridge if there's only one slice left.]]
1467** [[WesternAnimation/PinkyAndTheBrain If you give a mean big-headed kitty love, they won't try to dumb down the world with an evil dance.]]
1468** [[WesternAnimation/PinkyAndTheBrain Well Brain, I've learned that one thing's true, every one of them has failed and so have you!]]
1469** [[WesternAnimation/TinyToonAdventures Elmer Fudd is a dolt.]]
1470** [[VideoGame/TheSpongebobMovieGame If you can't say anything nice about someone, don't blow your nose into your hand.]]
1471** [[VideoGame/Portal2 All right, I've been thinking. When life gives you lemons, don't make lemonade. Make life take the lemons back! GET MAD! I don't want your damn lemons! What am I supposed to do with these?! Demand to see life's manager! Make life rue the day it thought it could give Cave Johnson lemons! DO YOU KNOW WHO I AM?! I'm the man who's gonna BURN YOUR HOUSE DOWN! With the lemons! I'm gonna get my engineers to invent a combustible lemon that BURNS YOUR HOUSE DOWN!]]
1472*** [[AC:BURN HIS HOUSE DOWN! Burning people! He says what we're all thinking!]]
1473** [[WebVideo/DeathNoteAbridgedTioHAndDargonakis When life gives you Death Note, make justice!]]
1474** [[VideoGame/Dota2 I'd say we all learned absolutely nothing about ourselves as people today. But we learned even less about each other. And in the end, that's the only true meaning of Christmas.]]
1475** [[WebVideo/DeathNoteAbridgedStackedSugarCubes You're telling me I can kill as many people as I want and I won't go to hell?]]
1476** [[LetsPlay/{{Vman}} Okay, so there's the lesson y'all: Switch from T-Mobile or Kronika will recruit you into her evil plans for world domination.]]
1477** [[VideoGame/Persona4ArenaUltimax Here's a lesson for ya. You act high and all, but in the end, lose, and you're just a loser.]]
1478** [[Radio/TrueCapitalist Dear Princess Celestia, today I learned that you can be a great friend, even if you]] ''[[Radio/TrueCapitalist are]]'' [[Radio/TrueCapitalist a racist.]]
1479** [[Radio/ImSorryIHaventAClue "But of course, this story has a point. All great stories have points. And what do points mean?"]] [[AudienceParticipation "PRIZES!"]]
1480** [[WebVideo/ReallyFreakinClever Remember, kids, always insult the literal god of chaos with terrible water puns.]]
1481** [[WebVideo/StacheBros I think the real lesson we all learned here today is that tea parties create controversial conspiracies and cause castles to be blown up.]]
1482*** No. I was being held hostage. That's illegal. You're a princess, don't you have any control over your kingdom?! You can execute someone for that! That's the lesson, YOU FILTHY PRINCESS WANNABE!
1483** [[VideoGame/UltimateCustomNight Not every story has to have significance, y'know? Sometimes, a...y'know, sometimes, a story's just a story. You try to read into every little thing, and find meaning in everything anyone says, you'll just drive yourself crazy. Had a friend do it once. Wasn't pretty. We talked about it for years. And then not only that, but...you'll likely end up believing something you shouldn't believe, thinking something you shouldn't think, o-o-or assuming something you shouldn't assume. Y'know? Sometimes,' I said, 'a story is-is just a story, so just be quiet for one second of your life and eat your sandwich, okay?']] [[labelnote:continued]]Of course, it was only then I'd realized I'd made sandwiches, and...poor Orville was having such difficulty eating it! Elephants have those clumsy hands, y'know? Actually, I-I suppose that's the problem. They don't have hands at all, do they? They're f—they're all feet! And I-I couldn't imagine anyone asking me to eat a sandwich with my feet. Now, if I recall correctly, there was a bakery nearby. I said to him, 'Orville, let me go get you some rye bread.' Now, I'm unsure if elephants enjoy rye bread, but I assure you that Orville does. Now, this was on a Tuesday, which was good, because rye bread was always fresh on Tuesday. They made sourdough bread on Monday, and threw it out Wednesday... Or rather, they sold it at a discount for people wanting to feed it to the ducks, and then, prob'ly at the end of the day, finally, they threw it all out. I-I don't recall. I do remember a man who would bring his son to the bakery every Wednesday, and...then go feed the ducks. He would buy all of the sourdough bread. Of course, y'know, you're not supposed to feed the ducks sourdough bread at all. It swells up in their stomach, and then they all die. At, uh, at least...at least, that's what I've heard. Y'know, I-I never saw any ducks die myself, but I did notice a substantial decrease in the duck population over the course of a few years. I just never thought to stop the man and tell him that he was killing the ducks by feeding them sourdough bread! And if you want my opinion on the matter—heh, and I told Orville this as well—if you wanna feed ducks, or birds of any kind, for that matter, it's best to buy seed. I mean, when you think about it, breads of any sort don't occur in nature. They don't grow on trees o-or spring up from the bushes. I don't think birds know what to do with bread. What was I saying? Oh oh, yes yes. So I bought Orville some rye bread. What a fine day it was.[[/labelnote]]
1484** [[Wrestling/StoneColdSteveAustin DTA: Don't Trust Anybody!]]
1485** [[Music/SuperGhostbusters Never order Spooky Spaghetti!]]
1486** Moral? This story? [[TheUnfettered I'm not bound my morals, I do what I want, when I want, and there's nothing that can hinder me or stop me from doing whatever I please.]]
1487** Don't eat bees?
1488** To hell with moral stories.
1489* [[Film/TheKidsGuideToTheInternet What's a web page, something ducks walk on?]]
1490** Nope. It’s something spiders walk on.
1491** [[Webcomic/FinalFantasyVIITheSevening I was cool with everything up until now, but you're going to pay for that terrible joke! Get back here!]]
1492** [[Creator/MoBrosStudios Go to hell, and take your cheap jokes with you!]]
1493** Ever heard of the internet?
1494** [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DRVK7DfXpX0 "You don't know?" "My memory has mostly been taken up by a 2 terabyte large file of Undertale remixes, you're gonna have to catch me up." "Uh...well, you see, in 1993-"]]
1495* Who's in charge around here?
1496** [[WebVideo/RatMovieMysteryOfTheMayanTreasure I'm the giant rat that makes all of the rules!]]
1497** I am, and you either obey me and live a willing slave or die a reluctant rebel!
1498* Which came first, the chicken or the egg?
1499** [[VideoGame/Splatoon2 According to Article 3, Section 2 of Splatfest law, it was the chicken.]]
1500** [[VideoGame/GuiltyGearStrive The omelet]].
1501** [[Videogame/MortalKombat11 That is a paradox.]]
1502** [[Series/SesameStreet How could something so fat and burly come from something so smooth and pearly?]]
1503** [[Series/AdventuresInWonderland Since eggs are for breakfast, and since breakfast comes first, the egg came first.]]
1504** According to science, the egg. [[LiteralMetaphor Eggs predate chickens by hundreds of millions of years, and the first chicken egg was laid by a proto-chicken.]]
1505** According to Literature/TheBible, the chicken. [[Literature/BookOfGenesis God created the animals and gave them the ability to reproduce.]]
1506** The chicken. Eggs can't come.
1507* What's the password?
1508** [[WebVideo/RealTimeFandub "The password is 'eat my asshole'." "Awwwww, that's not an actual password..." "And my Social Security is 69."]]
1509** [[VideoGame/RatchetAndClankRiftApart Why do I need a password I'm the emperor how about I obliterate you instead hahahahaha!]]
1510*** [[WantonCrueltyToTheCommonComma Where are the commas, asshole?]]
1511*** The password doesn't have any.
1512** [[Series/KamenRiderBlade Double Joker.]]
1513** EleventyZillion [[NeverHeardThatOneBefore others asked that very same question in the past.]]
1514** [[Series/DontHugMeImScared Rateyes!]]
1515** [[VideoGame/TheStanleyParable Night shark 1-1-5.]]
1516** [[WebVideo/DeathNoteAbridgedParodyCharlestonVO "Password?" "How the- Who told you?!"]]
1517** [[WesternAnimation/ScoobyDooWhereAreYou Yum yum yum and a liverwurst à la mode!]]
1518** [[Series/GoodLuckCharlie Try "gabeduncanisevil".]]
1519* [[Memes/{{Garfield}} Why do they call it oven when you of in the cold food of out hot eat the food?]]
1520** Explain.
1521** Ovens can cook cold food and make them hot with heat energy inside. I would have explained the rest in detail, but I don't want to spoil you.
1522* You wanna hear a joke?
1523** Sure.
1524*** [[VideoGame/Injustice2 Harley Quinn vs. Superman!]]
1525*** [[LetsPlay/VanossGamingAndCompany Alright, here's a joke: My life.]] [[DrivenToSuicide *shoots self in the head*]]
1526*** [[WebAnimation/HoloLive Your life.]]
1527*** [[Website/{{Vine}} Meninism!]]
1528* What do you want for Christmas?
1529** All I want for Christmas is my two front teeth.
1530** Complete control over the universe.
1531* Simple Simon met a pieman, going to the fair\
1532Said Simple Simon to the pieman, "What have you got there?"
1533** PIES, STUPID!
1534*** [[WebVideo/ASDFMovie Oh boy, what flavor?]]
1535** [[WesternAnimation/FetchWithRuffRuffman I've got a game show and its name is]] ''[[WesternAnimation/FetchWithRuffRuffman FETCH!]]''
1536** I have nothing. No money, no pies, no materials.
1537*** GIVE ME YOUR MONEY! RIGHT...NOW!
1538* [[https://clickamericana.com/topics/culture-and-lifestyle/an-instant-response-list-for-people-defending-nixon-watergate-from-1973 What about Chappaquiddick?]]
1539** It's an island just off of Martha's Vineyard, [[Film/{{Airplane}} but that's not important right now]].
1540* What day is it today?
1541** The day people remember you as a totalitarian tyrant, a very far cry from your usual heroics.
1542*** Gonna have to be more specific...
1543** [[Film/TheTerminator Thursday.]]
1544*** The date?
1545*** [[Film/TheTerminator May 12.]]
1546*** The year?
1547*** [[Film/TheTerminator 1984.]]
1548* amoronsayswhat?
1549** What? DAMMIT!
1550* A PUMPKIN MAN SITS INSIDE A PUMPKIN HOUSE. IS THE HOUSE MADE OF FLESH, OR IS HE MADE OF HOUSE?
1551** Does he know? Or is he screaming because he does not know.
1552* [[Creator/{{Microsoft}} It looks like you're writing a letter. Need some help with that?]]
1553** [[WesternAnimation/FamilyGuy Go away, you paperclip! No one likes you!]]
1554* [[https://knowyourmeme.com/memes/are-you-tired-of-being-nice Are you tired of being nice? Don't you just want to go ape shitt]]
1555* [[UsefulNotes/CricketRules HOWZZAAAAT??]]
1556[[/folder]]
1557
1558[[folder:Subversions]]
1559* Who is buried in Grant's tomb?
1560** No one: The tomb isn't underground.
1561* When was the War of 1812 fought?
1562** From 1812 to 1815.
1563** Or from 1812 to 1814. The Battle of New Orleans took place after the Treaty of Ghent was signed.
1564* How long was UsefulNotes/TheHundredYearsWar?
1565** About 116 years, give or take.
1566* How long was The UsefulNotes/ThirtyYearsWar?
1567** Thirty years, or forty-one if you include the Franco-Spanish War.
1568** Twenty-nine.
1569* The "Canary Islands" are named for which animal?
1570** The dog. In Latin, "Canariae Insulae" means "Island of the dogs". (The bird was named after the islands.)
1571* What was the color of George Washington's white horse?
1572** [[https://secure.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/wiki/Gray_%28horse%29 Grey]].
1573* What colour is a white rhino?
1574** Black. The word "white" in the name is mistranslated and really should be "wide".
1575* From which animal do you get Cat Gut?
1576** Sheep and goats.
1577*** [[WebVideo/TwistedTranslations I am not a sheep.]]
1578* In which month did the the October Revolution take place?
1579** In November. [[labelnote:*]]At the time, Russia still used the Julian calendar, which did give the current month as October.[[/labelnote]]
1580* In what month is Oktoberfest?
1581** September, actually. It's too cold in October. That said, the first Oktoberfests ''used to'' take place in October.
1582* Which was the first name of King George VI?
1583** Albert. [[labelnote:*]]Albert was too Germanic for a title, considering Germany was starting World War II[[/labelnote]]
1584* What kind of animal did Prince Sang Nila Utama see that caused him to found a settlement called Singapura[[labelnote:*]] Ancient Singapore [[/labelnote]], or Lion City?
1585** A tiger. [[labelnote:*]] The legend ''claims'' that he saw a lion, but there is absolutely no evidence of lions ever existing in South East Asia, while at least three species of tiger did. [[/labelnote]]
1586* Are 'orange' and 'silver' impossible to rhyme?
1587** No, 'sporange' rhymes with the former and 'chilver' rhymes with the latter. So much for [[Blog/ThingsMrWelchIsNoLongerAllowedToDoInAnRPG rule 46]].
1588** No, but for 'silver', we have 'shiver'.
1589* What kind of bird is the feral pigeon?
1590** A dove (rock dove, to be specific).
1591* What is Music/PaulMcCartney's first name?
1592** James. Paul is his middle name.
1593* What kind of species is a Guinea pig?
1594** A mouse, not a pig.
1595* Where do Guinea pigs come from?
1596** Andes, South America.
1597[[/folder]]
1598
1599[[folder:Inversions (Get a Stupid Question)]]
1600* JustForFun/FortyTwo.
1601** [[WesternAnimation/SpongeBobSquarePants I thought of something funnier than 24!]]
1602** [[CallBack What is the answer to this question?]]
1603** How many pages does it take the average user to realise they've fallen into a WikiWalk?
1604** After how many ''Franchise/{{Pokemon}}'' generations are Creator/GameFreak going to just give up?
1605** In reality, [[WaxingLyrical my milkshake brings how many boys to the yard]]?
1606** Out of 100, how many people who watch ''WesternAnimation/MyLittlePonyFriendshipIsMagic'' are actually [[PeripheryDemographic bronies]]?
1607* IdTellYouButThenIdHaveToKillYou.
1608** How come we don't use [=MediaWiki=]?
1609*** [[Website/{{Uncyclopedia}} Most tropers also appear to be unaware of the existence of what are called Discussion Pages.]]
1610** [[Webcomic/{{XKCD}} I mean, kill you even sooner.]]
1611** [[VideoGame.BanjoKazooieNutsAndBolts And we can't show that in a game with this rating.]] [[{{Troll}} Thanks for the notes!]]
1612** How do you pronounce '[[Franchise/HarryPotter Avada Kedavra]]'?
1613*** Didn't you answer your own question?
1614*** [[MediumAwareness No, we're in print. There's no sound in print.]]
1615*** [[Fanfic/MyImmortal "ABRA KEDABRA!11111" I shooted.]]
1616** Where the hell is Area51 located?
1617** Is this folder a rip-off of "[[Series/MockTheWeek If This is the Answer, What is the Question?]]"
1618* BecauseISaidSo.
1619** [[WesternAnimation/SpongebobSquarepants Because you told me to!]]
1620** What is a [[RealityWarper Reality Warper's]] default response to any question?
1621* IllNeverTellYouWhatImTellingYou
1622** YouJustToldMe.
1623* [[HowDidYouKnowIDidnt I didn't (know).]]
1624** [[VideoGame/TeamFortress2 Ha ha! I HAVE]] ''[[VideoGame/TeamFortress2 NO]]'' [[VideoGame/TeamFortress2 IDEA!]]
1625** [[Blog/ThingsMrWelchIsNoLongerAllowedToDoInAnRPG 1023. The bluff skill is no substitute for actually knowing the spell.]]
1626* YouAnsweredYourOwnQuestion.
1627** [[VideoGame/Injustice2 YOU STUPID ENOUGH TO ANSWER OWN QUESTION!]]
1628** How final actually is ''Franchise/FinalFantasy''?
1629*** Isn't there more?
1630** [[WesternAnimation/ToyStory2 How do you spell 'FBI'?]]
1631** [[WesternAnimation/TheSimpsons Hello, Operator! Give me the number for 911!]]
1632** [[Creator/LuluLuvscats How can a footprint make a footprint?]]
1633** [[WesternAnimation What do you care about some leggy dame in nylons?]]
1634* IveHeardOfThatWhatIsIt
1635** [[ReferenceOverdosed Everything you've seen in your life.]]
1636** Which phrase is commonly heard both just before and after opening Website/TVTropes?
1637* ImThinkingItOver
1638** [[Radio/TheJackBennyProgram Look, bud! I said your money or your life!]]
1639* [[Literature/{{Jingo}} 71 hours]]
1640** How much grace can [[Music/ThreeDaysGrace Adam Gontier]] supply me if I'm short on change?
1641** How long does it take [[VideoGame/TheLegendOfZeldaMajorasMask Majora]] to decide he's tired of screwing around?
1642* StopSayingThat
1643** [[Film/ThePrincessBride Hello! My Name Is Inigo Montoya. You Killed My Father. Prepare to Die.]]
1644** JustForFun/FortyTwo
1645** JustForFun/{{Egregious}}
1646** [[VideoGame/SpecOpsTheLine You're here because you wanted to feel like something you're not: a hero.]]
1647** [[VideoGame/{{Portal}} The cake is a lie.]]
1648** [[JustForFun/CandleJack Candle Ja]][[spoiler:m I annoying you?]]
1649** {{Metagame}}.
1650*** [[VideoGame/{{Divekick}} It's very likely that you've used the term Metagame in an attempt to sound smart, but you've accomplished the opposite by misusing it. Just stop.]]
1651** '''''[[WebVideo/GargoylesAbridged REVEEEE-!!!]]'''''
1652** [[Film/{{Willow}} I love you!]]
1653** AreWeThereYet
1654* BecauseYouWereNiceToMe.
1655** [[VideoGame/MortalKombat11 Why? Because you love me?]]
1656* DudeNotFunny
1657** What's so funny about that?
1658* SureLetsGoWithThat.
1659** Go with what?
1660* IDontThinkThatsSuchAGoodIdea.
1661** But wouldn't it kill you to try?
1662[[/folder]]
1663----
1664Why doesn't this article have [[TheStinger a stinger?]]
1665* [[LogicBomb It does now...]]

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