Line #46 JustForFun/FearMySquad


1	As an EvilOverlord, you have many things to decide. How will you TakeOverTheWorld? You're probably still busy reading the EvilOverlordList. But beware: you might be forgetting an important task..
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3	Forming a QuirkyMiniBossSquad, of course! Will your EvilMinions be FacelessGoons, EliteMooks or are MechaMooks your solution to any upcoming heroes? Read this list of possible minions before deciding who should be on your squad.
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5	Don't pick too many: this trope is supposed to be a solution to the problem known as ConservationOfNinjitsu. If you think DeathOfAThousandCuts is a healthy tactic then you have no need for this trope.
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7	[[AC: Note -- Please refrain from adding MainCharacters or other unfitting servants. AxCrazy is allowed though.]]
8	* Creator/ChuckNorris.
9	* Creator/SamuelLJackson
10	* An [[Anime/NeonGenesisEvangelion Eva unit]].
11	* At least [[Manga/{{Bleach}} 3 Espada]].
12	* A FakeUltimateMook to make TheProtagonist feel at ease. Then, when he thinks he's safe.. [[WebVideo/AlternateRealityDBZ POW! Right in the kisser!]].
13	* A [[Manga/OnePiece Devil Fruit user]].
14	* [[Manga/{{Gintama}} A giant dog]]
15	* [[Manga/{{Gintama}} A freedom fighter]].
16	** It's Katsura.
17	* [[Manga/RanmaOneHalf A Chinese amazon]].
18	* An Literature/{{Akikan}}.
19	* A Shinigami, preferrably one like [[Manga/DeathNote Ryuk]].
20	** [[Manga/{{Bleach}} Although one like]] [[MadScientist Mayuri Kurotsuchi]] or [[BloodKnight Kenpachi Zaraki]] fits the bill pretty well too.
21	** Same with [[VideoGame/TheWorldEndsWithYou Koki Kayira]].... [[BrilliantButLazy if you can motivate him]].
22	* Master Roshi
23	** Broli. His power level is maximum!!!
24	* The [[VideoGame/FalloutNewVegas New California Republic]] [[BadassLongcoat Veteran Rangers]].
25	* A [[Manga/ElfenLied Diclonius]] or two.
26	* [[AxCrazy Jack Nicholson in The Shining]]. Just for the heck of it.
27	* [[Anime/CodeGeass The Knight of Zero]].
28	* [[Manga/FullmetalAlchemist A state alchemist]].
29	* [[Manga/YakitateJapan A breadbaking samurai]].
30	* A [[Manga/HayateTheCombatButler combat butler]].
31	* A [[VisualNovel/SchoolDays psychotic depraved schoolgirl]].
32	** Or [[Film/KillBill two]].
33	* One ninja. [[ConservationOfNinjitsu No more, no less]].
34	** [[Film/MontyPythonAndTheHolyGrail Is five right out?]]
35	*** [[ThePsychoRangers Five can work.]]
36	** Or a couple of [[WesternAnimation/TheLegendOfKorra equalists]] might do the trick.
37	* [[WesternAnimation/{{Hercules}} A greek God]], preferably [[HijackedByJesus Hades]].
38	** Any greek god, even the good ones, so long as they have been [[VisualNovel/FateStayNight rendered insane]].
39	** Are there any good Greek Gods? There are Gods on the hero's side, but in their antics the prove themselves to be neutral at best.
40	* A squad of [[SpaceMarine SpaceMarines]], maybe four, tops. I'll be sure to treat them to the finest luxuries I can afford to prevent a HeelFaceTurn.
41	* A [[Series/DoctorWho Time Lord]], probably TheMaster.
42	* '''[[FeatheredFiend A duck]]'''.
43	** No, '''[[WesternAnimation/RegularShow A bunch of BABY ducks]]!'''
44	** Screw that, '''''[[Franchise/TheLegendOfZelda a chicken]]'''''
45	*** Especially if it's '''''[[Literature/SwordOfTruth EVIL INCARNATE]]'''''.
46	** I'm picking [[Film/KungPowEnterTheFist A COW!]]
47	*** A [[Webcomic/GunnerkriggCourt Laser Cow]]!
48	* [[ExquisiteCorpse A shedim or two]].
49	* Can't forget the [[TabletopGame/{{Warhammer}} Daemons]] of [[TabletopGame/{{Warhammer 40000}} Chaos]].
50	* And A [[VideoGame/MegaManBattleNetwork Net Navi]], maybe Protoman.EXE
51	* A few [[Anime/DarkerThanBlack Contractors]], preferably ones with [[GameBreaker game breaking]] powers like time manipulation.
52	* [[Manga/NegimaMagisterNegiMagi Jack]] [[CrazyIsCool Rakan]].
53	* A NinjaMaid.
54	** And a [[Manga/KamenNoMaidGuy Maid Guy]]. Just because.
55	* Any girl from [[Franchise/TouhouProject Gensokyo]] that is past ⑨ status.
56	** '''WARNING!''' - If allowed to become bored, she ''will'' [[BloodKnight pick fights]] with [[OmnicidalNeutral anyone and everyone in the area]]. Be sure to supply her with an unceasing supply of cakes, tea, hot baths, maybe [[LesYay another Tou Hoe]] or whatever else she's interested in. At least for [[PhysicalGod ancient monsters of unstoppable power]], they're cheap dates.
57	* [[Manga/BoboboboBobobo A Wiggin' Fist Master]], in case we need to defy even logic itself.
58	* An EldritchAbomination, preferrably [[GameBreaker M]]
59	* [[Manga/VinlandSaga A viking or two]].
60	* Any character played by Vinnie Jones that wasn't the protagonist of the Mean Machine remake.
61	* GoddamnedBats to drive the enemy insane.
62	* [[WebVideo/YuGiOhTheAbridgedSeries Seto Kaiba]], to screw the rules with his money, in case we're about to lose.
63	* As many [[VisualNovel/FateStayNight Servants]] as can be fueled by the collective despair of our captured orphans. As a [[IntimateHealing back up energy source]], we should make sure they are the opposite gender. Or [[MrFanservice Archer. Or Lancer. Or Gilgamesh.]]
64	* A DrillSergeantNasty to [[TheSpartanWay weed out the wannabes]].
65	* YourMom.
66	* An Army of [[TabletopGame/MagicTheGathering Darksteel Colussus]]. If funds allow it, [[GameBreaker a Darksteel Colossus]] or more will also be employed.
67	** And while the army was under production, add x1 Navi to follow the Protagonist around just to stop said Protagonist from completing his or her mission.
68	*** Psychological Warfare is alright!
69	* [[Film/InglouriousBasterds The Bear Jew]]
70	* [[Literature/{{Baccano}} Claire Stanfield]].
71	* [[Webcomic/CaseyAndAndy Bob will be there too]].
72	** Preferably as an [[ComicBook/{{Deadpool}} agent of HYDRA]].
73	* [[TabletopGame/{{Warhammer 40000}} Lotsa' Orks.]]
74	** And Tyrranids. And Necrons. And whatever else you can find, anything from TabletopGame/{{Warhammer 40000}} will do, really.
75	** Don't forget to bring plenty of [[MadnessMantra BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD!]][[note]]not to mention SKULLS FOR THE SKULL THRONE![[/note]]
76	* [[Website/SCPFoundation SCP-682]]. But beware, to get him to join you probably need to be an OmnicidalManiac.
77	** [[Website/SCPFoundation Speaking of SCPs]], why not include [[http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-173 173]] to keep 682 in check?
78	*** While we're at it, let's just add [[http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-076 Able]], [[http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-953 953]], and Dr. Clef just for the hell of it.
79	* [[Literature/LordOfTheRings Nazgûl & Balrogs]]
80	** Speaking of which, let's add [[Franchise/StreetFighter Balrog]] and [[VideoGame/CaveStory Balrog]].
81	*** [[OverusedRunningGag And just for the heck of it]], [[VideoGame/MapleStory Balrog]]. Jr. and Crimson optional.
82	* [[WesternAnimation/{{Futurama}} Evil Lincoln]]
83	* [[VideoGame/WorldOfWarcraft Lor'Themar Theron.]]
84	* The ultimate squad will be Creator/ChuckNorris, Creator/SamuelLJackson, Creator/MrT, Creator/ArnoldSchwarzenegger, Wrestling/HulkHogan, [[Manga/TheLegendOfKoizumi Junichiro Koizumi]] and [[CoolOldLady a little old lady]].
85	* [[http://tigrisisa.deviantart.com/art/Spectrobes-Crossover-Complex-2-0-289478484?q=boost%3Apopular%20guy%20fieri%20homestuck&qo=0 This]].
86	* [[Videogame/PokemonGoldAndSilver Whitney's]] [[ThatOneBoss Miltank.]]
87	* Either [[LadyOfAdventure River Song]] from ''Series/DoctorWho'', or River Tam from {{Series/Firefly}}. Or just any sci-fi character named River. They all seem to be pretty badass.
88	* A ShamelessFanserviceGirl. Why? Because that pesky {{Mentor}} is so often a DirtyOldMan. No more humiliating way to [[AvertedTrope avert]] an ObiWanMoment than through [[ImAManICantHelpIt base urges]]. Not to mention anyone else DistractedByTheSexy. AllMenArePerverts, remember? Often especially [[CovertPervert the]] [[ChivalrousPervert "hero"]]. And then [[HypocriticalHumour after hours]]... Just watch out for the ChasteHero.
89	** Better yet: BodyguardBabes. In {{Stripperific}} [[CustomUniformOfSexy uniforms]].
90	** Alternatively, make sure that your ninja knows [[AttractiveBentGender the Sexy no Jutsu]]. It's surprisingly effective.
91	* [[WesternAnimation/MyLittlePonyFriendshipIsMagic Queen Chrysalis]], for infiltration and spying, and a squad of Changelings, if only for confusion warfare.
92	* Creator/GaryOldman. He can do that. ''You can't!''
93	* [[Anime/KillLaKill Nui Harime, along with some COVERS.]]
94	* [[BlobMonster Goo monsters]]! Can't go far wrong with those.
95	* [[Advertising/SegataSanshiro That explosive judo flip guy]]

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