Line #53 IdiotBall/FanWorks


1	Examples of IdiotBall in FanWorks.
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3	[[AC:''Literature/ASongOfIceAndFire'']]
4	* In Obara VII of ''Fanfic/WearingRobertsCrown'', two Dornish emissaries approach Aegon Targaryen who's planning to return to Westeros, anticipating that he can carry out a lightning assault on the capital and that most of the Seven Kingdoms will be neutral, favourable or at least unable to oppose him in taking the crown. At a time when [[spoiler: the Wall has fallen, the king died heroically and Stannis Baratheon is uncontested as Regent to the young heir]]. Just to make this clear, [[spoiler: Viserys Targaryen]] had concluded that his feud with House Baratheon is less important that fighting the Others! To quote one review: 'Aegon, Jonny C, The GC, and Dorne weren't just holding the Idiot Ball, they were having kinky, filthy sex with it.'
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6	[[AC:''Manga/{{Bleach}}'']]
7	* In ''Substitute School: First Semester'', Tatsuki, Orihime, Sado and Ishida have had bangles placed on them by the Gotei 13 to seal their powers, prevent their reiatsu from attracting hollows and make it so their reiatsu doesn't mess with {{Muggles}}. They then decide to ask Urahara to remove them. Ichigo points out they are essentially going against an army when none of them are captain class and he can't help because he would side with the Gotei 13. They still persist their point even when Ichigo unloads ''MULTIPLE'' reasons why they shouldn't.
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9	[[AC:''Series/BuffyTheVampireSlayer'']]
10	* In the ''Series/{{Angel}}'' fic “[[https://www.fanfiction.net/s/1215322/1/Impact Impact]]”, when Wolfram & Hart blackmail a time-manipulating demon into trying to kill Angel by abducting his offspring, after his actions cause Cordelia to swap places with her past self from two years ago, Cordelia asks the demon why he didn’t just go back in time a few hours to stop Wolfram & Hart abducting his child in the first place. Presented with that option, the demon awkwardly admits that he just never thought of it that way because he isn’t used to using his powers to manipulate history in that manner.
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12	[[AC:''ComicStrip/CalvinAndHobbes'']]
13	* There are a few of these snatched by the protagonists of ''Fanfic/CalvinAndHobbesTheSeries'', who are usually quite smart, don't always realize that one of Calvin's inventions could completely avert a conflict. Granted, Hobbes is ''very'' reluctant to go along with Calvin if an invention is involved, but the other protagonists don't really have an excuse. Particularly egregious is "Nighty Shut Up!", where the solution to Calvin's insomnia is to use the Time Pauser to sleep as long as he likes. This only comes at the end of the episode, while it probably wasn't very hard to figure out at all!
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15	[[AC:CrossOver]]
16	* In ''Fanfic/AceCombatTheEquestrianWar'', Rainbow Dash trusts [[spoiler:Gilda]] who wants to talk with her about something. Considering the last time Rainbow saw her was after Pinkie Pie's party, [[BlatantLies there's absolutely no way she would do Rainbow any harm]].
17	* You wanna know how bad the CaptainObviousReveal is in ''FanFic/TheEndOfEnds''? In Beast Boy's letter to the Titans, he lists his true name: [[FirstEpisodeTwist Garfield]] ''Logan''. And no one, not even Beast Boy's ''former'' group, The Doom Patrol, managed to figure out Count ''Logan'''s true identity.
18	* In ''Fanfic/TheChroniclesOfTheFellowship'', Peter tells Susan to shoot the Bal-rog as it confronts Gandalf, with Susan pointing out that a giant flaming demon is unlikely to be bothered by a wooden arrow.
19	* In the ''Series/{{Firefly}}[=/=]Series/DoctorWho'' crossover fanfic ''Fanfic/TheManWithNoName'', some of the characters are hunting Reavers. When they stop, thinking they've heard something, [[ItsProbablyNothing the Doctor keeps going anyway]], walking smack right into one. Even the Doctor admits it was blindingly stupid.
20	* ''Fanfic/OniGaShikuSeries'': Back when he was a normal civilian, [[spoiler:Akatani]] attempted to pass the physical portion of the [[SuperheroSchool UA entrance exams]]... without a quirk or any physical training whatsoever. Needless to say, he failed spectacularly. By contrast, Izuku, who also doesn't have a quirk but has been training for years passes with flying colours, further highlighting how stupid [[spoiler:Akatani]] was at the time.
21	* ''FanFic/OriginStory:'' Everyone who reacts to Alex Harris first escaping from SHIELD and then defeating the Avengers handily with the idea that throwing more guys at her is a good idea is carrying this.
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23	[[AC:''Manga/DeathNote'']]
24	* In ''FanFic/ThePrinceOfDeath'' Light [[ExplainingYourPowersToTheEnemy explains all about his powers and his]] KryptoniteFactor to [[ArchEnemy L]].
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26	[[AC:''Franchise/{{Digimon}}'']]
27	* At one point in the ''FanFic/TamersForeverSeries'' the tamers find themselves forbidden from leaving class to go stop some rampaging digimon. ''Why'' they did not simply knock the teacher unconscious and run to the rescue ''anyway'' is baffling.
28	** Ms. Asaji herself as well, for putting "rules are rules" above the threat of rampaging Digimon. [[spoiler:Considering she turns out to be an agent for Takeru, it may have been a deliberate move to force Takato to handle the situation alone and gain more control of his [[SuperpoweredEvilSide powers]]]].
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30	[[AC:''Manga/FairyTail'']]
31	* One FandomSpecificPlot for ''Manga/FairyTail'' fanfics involves the rest of Lucy's team falling for a WoundedGazelleGambit by [[RonTheDeathEater Lisanna]], and proceeding to beat Lucy up and/or kick her out of the team. ''[[https://www.fanfiction.net/s/10733441/1/Another-Chance Another Chance]]'' is particularly bad about this, as none of the Dragon Slayers present when Lucy's getting beaten up (Natsu participates, while Wendy and Gajeel don't attack Lucy but don't try to stop it) consider that Lisanna's wearing makeup, even though they have enhanced sense of smell, and even [[OnlySaneMan Makarov]] can smell it, and Lisanna's CrocodileTears cause it to run. Lucy lampshades this when she bitterly complains about Levy, a close friend, believing Lisanna's word over hers even though the two aren't as close, and when she yell "You idiots! Haven't you heard of make-up?!"
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34	[[AC:''Franchise/{{Frozen}}'']]
35	* In ''Fanfic/WhatAboutWitchQueen'' Weseltonian king Charles[[note]]Or prince. The story alternates between the two. Anyway, the ruler of Weselton.[[/note]] seems to catch it once Kai and Kristoff arrive. He's [[spoiler:at war]] with the queen who can control ice, he knows what happened to Hans, and he knows that Elsa's patience has its limits. And he still prolongs the negotiations to get better terms and claims that Elsa's weak. Even his own son calls him out on this.
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37	[[AC:''Anime/GirlsUndPanzer'']]
38	* In ''Fanfic/BoysUndSenshado'', Mako, typically Oarai's [[BadassDriver best driver]], suffers a drastic loss of competence around the time she [[spoiler:almost runs over Miho]].
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40	[[AC: ''Franchise/{{Godzilla}}'']]
41	* ''Fanfic/AbraxasHrodvitnon'': [[Characters/AbraxasHrodvitnonHumans Mark Russell]] handles it in Chapter 8 during [[TwoBeingsOneBody San and Vivienne Graham]]'s rebirth into their second hybrid form. He, the same animal expert who convinced Monarch in ''Film/GodzillaKingOfTheMonsters2019'' that firing on an agitated Godzilla was tantamount to suicide compared to standing down; asks why the hell Monarch aren't fencing the hybrid with a containment field to be on the safe side, prompting Mariko to remind him and the audience that Viv and San have already been fenced in by one of those for six months and doing so again here and now would likely set off Vivienne's PTSD with destructive consequences.
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43	[[AC:''Franchise/HarryPotter'']]
44	* Rose Potter, from ''The Girl Who Lived'' series, tends to get thrown the IdiotBall often, due to having [[GodModeSue special powers that Canon Harry lacked]], which would allow her to solve the plot before it even got started, unless she did something entirely stupid. For example, in Rose Potter and the Order of the Phoenix, Rose can control her connection with Voldemort, and knows Occlumency and Legilimency. Thus, she knows that the image of Sirius Voldemort sent her was fake. What does she do? Why, exactly what Canon!Harry did, except she did it in full knowledge that it was a trap. Did she tell Dumbledore, and with him, the Order of the Phoenix? No. Did she, knowing that her going there with a few friends was exactly what Voldemort wanted, and with no reason to take the bait, did she do nothing and inform the adults who wouldn't be playing into Voldemort's hands by walking into his trap? No. She, although she has no reason to, does exactly what Voldemort wants her to do, and is considered smart for doing so.
45	* The goal of ''Fanfic/HarryPotterAndTheMethodsOfRationality'' seems to be to avert this.
46	** Although, it does get a lampshade in chapter 63, when Moody mentions a drug called "Bahl's Stupefaction", the effects of which include causing the user to do extremely stupid things.
47	** The fanfic ends with [[spoiler:Voldemort having Harry, who has his wand and nothing else, surrounded by Death Eaters who are ordered to shoot Harry if he does anything. So does Voldemort take away his wand so Harry would be completely helpless? No. He instead acts even stupider than his book counterpart and lets Harry keep his wand allowing him to kill all the Death Eaters and mindwipe Voldemort.]] For such a smart guy he sure gripped the ball hard in his final moments.
48	* The cast of ''Hogwarts Exposed'' grab the IdiotBall frequently, but special mention has to go to the scene in which Harry, Hermione and the entire Hogwarts faculty get outwitted by Crabbe and Goyle.
49	* ''[[https://www.fanfiction.net/s/5686049/1/Love-Triangle Love Triangle]]'' is practically nothing but Harry and Hermione taking turns grabbing the idiot ball ''over and over again''. As a result of self-doubt and largely ignoring what they ''know'' about each others character, it takes ''over a year'' for them to mend a broken relationship which ''wouldn't have been broken to begin with'' if they'd just taken more care about what they said in anger and agitation.
50	* ''Fanfic/MyImmortal'': Enoby, despite being told that Draco and Harry were a couple long before Draco and her had "you-know-what", insists on believing that Draco cheated on her. About a paragraph later, she has a "brainstorm" and wonders if Draco and Harry dated ''before'' she started dating Draco. Whether this is genuine stupidity on Enoby's part, or the result of Tara forgetting what she just wrote, we may never know.
51	* In [[https://www.fanfiction.net/s/12548804/1/Lord-Hermione Lord Hermione?]] Harry got permission from the Dursleys to stay with Hermione over the summer. One day, Hermione’s parents come home from work to find Harry gone and Hermione saying that his godfather took him against his will. Instead of doing the sensible thing, they, without even bothering to check with the Dursleys, decide that Sirius had joint custody of Harry, and that Harry and Hermione lied to arrange for Harry to stay with them. Never mind that most child abduction cases are carried out by people with a connection to the child. Of course, the Grangers are attacked by Death Eaters that night, but absent the magical elements, and if the Dursleys had actually been suitable guardians, Hermione’s parents would have found themselves in deep trouble for their assumptions.
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53	[[AC: ''WesternAnimation/JackieChanAdventures'']]
54	* ''Fanfic/TheUltimateEvil'': When Jackie's undercover in Hollowland's penitentiary, Valerie tries to ask about him without knowing his false name. When she hears that one of the newest prisoners has landed himself in solitary confinement, she assumes without any proof that it's Jackie and rushes to meet him. She ends up berating herself after she finds herself in a locked cell with Shendu.
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56	[[AC:''Franchise/KingdomHearts'']]
57	* PlayedForLaughs in the ''VideoGame/KingdomHeartsBirthBySleep'' fanfic ''[[http://www.fanfiction.net/s/6391645/1/Reaching_the_Understanding Reaching the Understanding]]'', which turns Terra's tendency to be [[HorribleJudgeOfCharacter overly trusting of the wrong sort of people]] into a RunningGag by way of a chain of {{Gilligan Cut}}s.
58	* ''Fanfic/TheOldLifeAliveAgain'': Both Xemnas and Xigbar are victim to this. When Xigbar tells Xemnas that Roxas and Xion's love was getting in the way of the Organization's goal, Xemnas didn't bother to ask Roxas and Xion about their side of the story. When Xigbar tells Xemnas and Saix about his plan to kill Xion, he doesn't bother to make sure no one listens to them, allowing Axel to learn about his plan. The result: Roxas and Xion predictably run away from the Organization.
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60	[[AC:''Manga/MyHeroAcademia'']]
61	* The ''Fanfic/ForTheWantOfANailSeries'' provides two seperate examples:
62	** In ''Fanfic/DekuIThinkHesSomePro'', All Might spends the entirety of the USJ attack firmly grasped onto this, dismissing the very real threat the villains pose to everyone else besides [[UnSorcerer Izuku]] and assuming they will hold back due to them being kids until Shigaraki explcitly spelling out they're here to kill as many aspiring heroes as they can, to his shock.
63	** ''Fanfic/ViridianTheGreenGuide'', meanwhile, has Izuku's [[DeathSeeker passively suicidal tendancies]] lead to him picking this up whilst [[spoiler: fighting a Trigger user with a crab Quirk, running in up close to hit him with his pipes rather than using his slingshot.]]
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65	[[AC:''WesternAnimation/MyLittlePonyFriendshipIsMagic'']]
66	* ''Fanfic/TheConversionBureau'' story called ''An Azure Future'' has the protagonist grasping multiple Idiot Balls. After an entire story of wanting to remain human and not undergo conversion, the protaganist pulls a complete ideological 180, joins up with a terrorist organization and helps them successfully carpet-bomb a human settlement, then gases a cop whose only mistake was trying to give him a speeding ticket. Making the whole matter worse, the only reason he decided to help the terrorists was so they would convert him in exchange - something that is their ''entire purpose'' to do anyway. Not to mention he could've walked into any of a dozen nearby Conversion Bureaus and had the process done legitimately by trained professionals at any time. He receives nothing worse than mild disappointment from Celestia for the whole thing.
67	* Lampshaded in ''Fanfic/PinkPersonalHellAndAlteringFate'' where Pinkie Pie tries to make Dominic laugh and throws flour all over him. He doesn't find it very funny... and tries to wash it off with ''water'', ignoring Pinkie Pie's warning ''not'' to.
68	* In ''WebVideo/MyLittlePonyTotallyLegitRecap'' Twilight and Spike share a "Common Sense Switch" between them, and whoever it's flipped on towards will be the rational one for the episode while the other's dumb ideas will drive the plot. Most clearly seen when Twilight attempts to babysit while running a bunch of errands, including visiting a hospital of sick children, and going through all the trouble of winning back her stolen crown instead of just taking it back (albeit with a belated justification), all over Spike's consistent and rational objections.
69	* ''FanFic/EscapeFromTheMoon'': The decision to make Spliced Genome [[spoiler: immortal]] was decried by countless as an ill advised measure, including Spliced Genome herself. The people holding the Idiot Ball disagreed. In the sequel ''The Mare From the Moon'', Spliced Genome ''was'' content to wait out her time on the moon, and had been reforming slowly after almost three hundred years of no conflict between her and her jailers. But then one of them grabbed firm hold of this trope and activated a death trap, triggering her RageBreakingPoint. [[spoiler: Word of God is that it was done by an individual without permission and against standing orders to leave her alone.]]
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71	[[AC:''Series/MysteryScienceTheater3000'']]
72	* In the [=MST=] treatment of ''FanFic/TomSwiftAndHisWarTank,'' Ned and Mr Damon keep a firm grip on the idiot ball at all times, but it seems that everyone who isn't Tom gets their sticky mitts on it at some point.
73	-->'''Servo''': Ah, it all becomes clear, now. The residents of Shopton, except for the Swifts, share a collective intelligence. Someone else in town must be buttoning their coat and thereby placing a strain on the town's remaining IQ resources.
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75	[[AC:''Manga/{{Naruto}}'']]
76	* From ''Fanfic/EscapeFromTheHokagesHat'', we have the advisers council (Homura and Koharu) and the Daimyo. See the council want to banish Naruto and have convinced the Daimyo to agree both saying it's part of a TheNeedsOfTheMany type situaton. This is naturally pointed out as stupid since Konoha is recovering from an invasion and kicking out the PersonOfMassDestruction who can either protect the village or act as a deterrent to any attacks is just asking for trouble.
77	* Naruto in ''[[http://www.fanfiction.net/s/5012103/1/That-Look That Look]]'' at times seems to juggle as many {{idiot ball}}s as he can find. Perhaps the worst is that he required several explanations to understand why a reservoir that supplies over 70% of Suna's water would be a good military target, despite knowing full well that Suna is in the middle of a ''desert''. That he spends the entire mission being insubordinate to his superior (because two years prior he learned she was cheating on him), even after she explains she could have him court-martialed for disobeying orders, further exasperates things.
78	** Naruto's handling of the mission is that rather than follow Anko's plan of sneaking in, planting explosives, and sneaking out before blowing the place sky high, he summons Manda and lets him eat everyone in the reservoir in exchange for destroying the place. As Anko furiously berates him, the forces at the reservoir had plenty of time to send out a distress message including that they were being attacked by a giant snake. Suna knows full well that only three people in the world can summon Manda, meaning Naruto completely blew their cover and all of Suna knows both who attacked their base and where they are, rather than the pair having at least a few hours head start.
79	* Ino in ''[[https://www.fanfiction.net/s/3665921/51/Black-Flames-Dance-In-The-Wind-Rise-of-Naruto Black Flames Dance in the Wind: Rise of Naruto]]'' throws real kunai at the training grounds instead of practice ones (which have a foam tip) and nearly hits Sakura when she misses her target. What makes it worse is her sensei had previously chewed her out for that very action, citing that not only could she kill someone doing that, but one such death once caused a blood feud between two clans.
80	* Hiashi Hyuuga causes Naruto to become elected Fifth Hokage in ''[[https://www.fanfiction.net/s/8162488/1/The-Hat-Hangs-Heavy The Hat Hangs Heavy]]'' because he turns the whole thing into a popularity contest between Naruto and himself rather than just pointing out Naruto's relative incompetence and inexperience, something Jiraiya lampshades. Afterwards, Hiashi decides the only way to save Konoha is to gain some level of control over Naruto. Rather than trying to mentor the boy, he gives Naruto a SadisticChoice that he either marries Hinata or she's relegated to the Branch Clan and branded with the Caged Bird Seal. While Naruto agrees to marry Hinata, his opinion of Hiashi deteriorates from mild dislike to outright hatred.
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82	[[AC:''Franchise/NeonGenesisEvangelion'']]
83	* ''Fanfic/TheChildOfLove'': Sigh. Shinji. [[spoiler:Your own unborn daughter is warning you telepathically about your father's plans and asking you being strong and being there for Asuka and her.]] And what do you do? Losing your nerve and breaking up because you think you are not strong enough to protect them.
84	* ''Fanfic/NobodyDies'': Kaworu is very enthusiastic about [[LampshadedDoubleEntendre maintaining the species]] with Rei. The Idiot Ball? The first attempt fails by loss of [[NoodleIncident Ocular Virginity]]. The second by [[DestinationDefenestration Defenestration]]. He still tries.
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86	[[AC:''Film/OmenIVTheAwakening'']]
87	* ''Fanfic/AlwaysVisible'': When Galbraith miraculously arrives at doctor Baselard's apartment, he takes no action to capture him, instead watching him escape right before his eyes.
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89	[[AC:''Franchise/{{Pokemon}}'']]
90	* In ''[[https://www.fanfiction.net/s/6850479/1/Ash-s-New-Look-Salon-Rock%C3%A9t Ash's New Look]]'' the titular character thought a place named "Salon Rocket" was a bit suspicious and went in to investigate. He then sees Team Rocket in a PaperThinDisguise and asks if they met before. This eventually resulted in Ash getting a makeover by them.
91	%%* The plot of [[Fanfic/ProjectChimeraTheAtticHypothesis The Attic Hypothesis]] was set in motion by an idiot ball rolling down the metaphorical hill of scientific advancement.
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93	[[AC:''VideoGame/{{Portal}}'']]
94	* Explored in ''Fanfic/BlueSkyWaffles'', wherein Wheatley discovers that he was originally designed to be [=GLaDOS=]' idiot ball in an attempt to stop her going genocidal every thirty seconds.
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96	[[AC: ''Franchise/SonicTheHedgehog'']]
97	* A huge portion of the central conflict in ''FanFic/SonicXDarkChaos'' could've been avoided if [[spoiler: Maledict had come right out and told Sonic that he was his father and that he needed his help]] ''before'' Tsali got there first and tried to kill Sonic. Also, the Metarex leaders continued to trust M/[[spoiler: Maledict]] even while they were slowly ''losing'' the Metarex War. Also, Tsali grabs it in Episode 73 - he could've easily killed Cosmo and her friends by simply blowing up the Blue Typhoon, and only storms the ship because he's so AxCrazy that he wants to watch them suffer.
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99	[[AC:''Franchise/StarTrek'']]
100	* {{Lampshaded}} in ''Fanfic/PastContinuous''. Eleya remarks in her InternalMonologue that the coalition could have avoided a lot of trouble by basing the effort to retake Deep Space 9 out of a nearby Bajoran military base instead of the middle of a major city.
101	* In the ''Star Trek: Renegades'' pilot, everyone seems overly fond of the "vaporize" setting on their phasers, even when it might be useful to question someone. When TheManBehindTheMan shows himself, Chekov's security expert immediately kills him, despite knowing that he may be the only one who can stop [[spoiler:the portal about to destroy Earth]], simply shrugging and referencing old habits when the incredulous Chekov asks why. Borrada also holds the ball when he continues to blame the Federation for something that it supposedly did ''before'' it was ever founded.
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103	[[AC:''Franchise/{{Transformers}}'']]
104	* ''Fanfic/StarscreamAndTheDrones'': Megatron holds a meeting to tell Starscream he's getting replaced by a group of drones that do everything they're told, but doesn't actually do anything to prevent Starscream from accessing and ordering them around. Consequently, Starscream storms out of the meeting, discovers the drones have been left unattended and will obey him, and orders the drones to destroy themselves before the day is out.
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106	[[AC:''TabletopGame/Warhammer40000'']]
107	* ''Fanfic/AllGuardsmenParty'': Nubby takes firm possession of this during the ''Discount Spaceship'' chapter - it starts with buying the hunk of junk that is the Occurrence Border and escalates from there.
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109	[[AC:''Series/WhoseLineIsItAnyway'']]

Context IdiotBall / FanWorks