Line #68 HypocriticalHumor/FanWorks


1	[[AC:Franchise/{{Arrowverse}}]]
2	* ''Fanfic/TheCuttingEdge'' features an example of this when, after one meeting with Batman, Laurel privately reflects that Oliver can't really criticize the Gotham vigilante for [[StealthHiBye making abrupt exits]] when he's done the same himself.
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4	[[AC:''Franchise/{{Bleach}}'']]
5	* In ''Fanfic/WinterWar'', Ise Nanao describes Aizen as "Something of a control obsessive. The sort of person who has to have everything exactly as planned, precisely as organised, every detail under their control... why are you looking at me like that?"
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7	[[AC:''WesternAnimation/{{Bolt}}'']]
8	* ''Fanfic/TheBoltChronicles'':
9	** In "The Cameo," Bolt [[ScreamingAtSquick vociferously expresses disgust at a porn fanfic featuring him and Penny]], yet immediately after this tirade gleefully runs off to have interspecies sex with Mittens, his feline girlfriend.
10	** "The Murder Mystery" has a BlackComedy based example. Penny is conducting a ClosedCircle interrogation in best murder MysteryEpisode style to try and figure out who killed The Director. At one point when she becomes bored with the proceedings, she starts frying passing ants with sunlight reflected through a magnifying glass.
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12	[[AC:''ComicStrip/CalvinAndHobbes'']]
13	* Examples from ''Fanfic/TheCalvinverse'':
14	** In ''Fanfic/CalvinAndHobbesIILostAtSea'', Calvin makes fun of the Spanish. In ''Fanfic/CalvinAndHobbesIIIDoubleTrouble'', he says that one should not make fun of the Spanish. [[LampshadeHanging Hobbes calls him out on this.]]
15	** One episode of ''Fanfic/CalvinAndHobbesTheSeries'' has Hobbes disputing the "scaredy-cat" stereotype right before being startled by Jack.
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17	[[AC:''VideoGame/ChronoCross'']]
18	* In ''Fanfic/{{Fellowship}}'', little alien Starky calls Chikara's little sister a brat in front of Chikara's father ''loudly''.
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20	[[AC:''Anime/CodeGeass'']]
21	* In ''WebVideo/CodeMENT'', Lelouch complains to Nunnally about interrupting other people's sentences...by interrupting her.
22	-->'''Lelouch:''' I can still picture the look on your--\
23	'''Nunnally:''' I don't really see how that's rel--\
24	'''Lelouch:''' ''NUNNALLY!'' Don't cut people off. It's rude!
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26	[[AC:{{Crossover}}]]
27	* In ''Fanfic/AlmostPsychoChuckChicken'' Howie calls a dragon lady "weird" when he is one of the goofiest characters. Later Buford scolds Chuck for making fun of his grandmother, after he did the same himself.
28	* In ''Fanfic/AmazingFantasy'', Shouto says Kaminari and Mineta have issues after watching their reactions to getting a peek at Jirou's underwear through ClothingDamage. This is coming from the guy who has DaddyIssues and a DarkAndTroubledPast.
29	* In Chapter 37 of ''Fanfic/BlazBlueAlternativeRemnant'', Blake gets indignant when she learns that Team RNJR had been eavesdropping in on her team's discussion regarding going against the White Fang. Ren casually points out that she has an eavesdropping problem herself, with her embarrassed reaction being PlayedForLaughs.
30	* ''Fanfic/ADivineRomanticComedy'': Dazzle mentally calls Luz, Vee, and Masha a bunch of freaks for [[DatePeepers spying on Lucifer and Camila's date]]... while doing the same thing himself on Charlie's behalf.
31	* ''Fanfic/EquestriaGirlsAFairlyOddFriendship'': Granny Smith gives a whole speech disparaging people for relying on help from others instead of doing the work themselves, only to then happily celebrate getting the "free government money" of a subsidy check.
32	* In ''Fanfic/FateStayNightUltimateMaster'', after seeing [[WesternAnimation/Ben10 Echo Echo's]] MakeSomeNoise ability, [[VisualNovel/FateStayNight Ilya]] rants about how unfair it was for something so small and cute to be so strong, at the moment forgetting that she herself is a CuteAndPsycho little girl who keeps one of the most powerful of Servants [[KidWithTheLeash on a leash]].
33	* ''Fanfic/TheGoodHunter'': "We have been tasked to find him (Cyril) and, if feasible, bring him here for questioning. I would advise restraint and extreme caution. He has shown to be more than capable of destroying us single-handedly," says Wilmarina, who forms a team to [[BullyingADragon go after the Good Hunter]], regardless of knowing what he is capable of.
34	* Haruhi rants about how she hates it when light novels go beyond 10 novels, or when her manga and stories are ongoing in ''Fanfic/KyonBigDamnHero''. In the source material, [[Literature/HaruhiSuzumiya Suzumiya Haruhi]], the author's at the 10th novel, and it's just the start of the characters' second year in high school. The author also takes the opportunity to prove, and launch a TakeThat against one of the theories in [[WMG/KyonBigDamnHero the WMG]]. Though, considering the prodigious length of the fic, it's entirely possible the rant was actually intended as self-depreciating humor.... And on closer examination, it seems Haruhi's only problem with series in [[WMG/KyonBigDamnHero the WMG]] is that she's not patient enough to wait for the next volume.
35	** Also, Taniguchi mentions how he finds [[Manga/LuckyStar Konata's]] voice creepy to Haruhi. Haruhi and Konata are both voiced by Creator/AyaHirano and Creator/WendeeLee.
36	* From ''Fanfic/NoHoper'', a ''Manga/DeathNote'' and ''Literature/TheHouseOfNight'' crossover, there's this exchange between [[AGodAmI Light]] and his new [[CatsAreMean talking]] {{cat\|sAreSnarkers}} {{Familiar}} when he's trying to think of a name for her:
37	-->'''[[spoiler:Cleo]]:''' I just think names are stupid. [[SugarWiki/FunnyMoments All you need to know is that you are a can-opener,]] and I am [[AGodAmI the Great-I-Am!]]\
38	'''Light:''' Well, you deserve a name, you know, one that doesn't invoke cries of "blasphemy".
39	* ''WebAnimation/TurnaboutStorm:''
40	** ''Franchise/AceAttorney'''s Phoenix does this when he and [[WesternAnimation/MyLittlePonyFriendshipIsMagic Twilight]] are talking about [[PosthumousCharacter the murder victim]] [[TheAce Ace Swift]].
41	--->'''Twilight:''' But with his streak of success he gained a few skeptics, thinking that all his victories were a result of cheating and other dubious methods.\
42	'''Phoenix:''' I'd probably think the same if I saw someone winning at everything they do. [[HypocrisyNod cough]]
43	** Pinkie Pie explodes in laughter after seeing Phoenix wear the [[PinkIsForSissies Equestrian Attorney Badge]], calling it the most ridiculously girly thing she's ever seen. And she's a {{pink\|GirlBlueBoy}} [[AllGirlsLikePonies pony]].
44	** Trixie tries to put down Twilight by claiming that purple is her unlucky color. Twilight has to remind her that she's wearing purple clothes.
45	* ''Fanfic/ZerosShock'' "Can. [[TheStoic You.]] [[{{Tsundere}} Just. Stop. It.]] [[PunctuatedForEmphasis With. The. One. Word. Sentences?"]]
46	* In the ''Literature/{{Worm}}'' x ''Videogame/{{Dishonored}}'' crossover fanfic, ''Fanfic/AChangeOfPace'', when discussing Taylor's plan for explaining how she needed to know her last name before entering her home. Taylor points out she let her spend the night there without even knowing her first name.
47	-->'''Victoria:''' "I mean, who invites someone to their place without knowing their last name?"\
48	'''Taylor:''' "You. You do. You wouldn't let me ''not'' sleep on your floor. And that was before you knew my first name."\
49	'''Victoria:''' "Huh...you're right."
50	* ''Fanfic/CyclesUponCycles'': ''Franchise/MassEffect''/''VideoGame/StarCraft'':
51	** During the raid on Hock's stronghold, Shepard gets the urge to steal an antique violin. When Kasumi tries to call him out on it, he retorts with, "Says the professional thief!"
52	** Later Shepard chides Kasumi for trying to pick-pocket the Protoss, only to have an amused Zeratul point out that he'd taken the five-finger discount himself without even realizing it.
53	* ''Fanfic/DungeonKeeperAmi'': [[spoiler:Keeper Mukrezar]] complaining and calling it cheating that the Avatar is copying his tactics, which his butler finds it funny, in [[https://forums.sufficientvelocity.com/threads/dungeon-keeper-ami-sailor-moon-dungeon-keeper-story-only-thread.30066/page-8#post-6355843 Frenzied Fortification]]:
54	--> A growl sound came from the pink-haired elf. "I hate him hate him hate him HATE HIM sooo much! He's cheating!" he shouted, pounding the table with his fist.\
55	"What's wrong, your Hypocrisy?" the imp butler asked as he approached, carrying a tray with a steaming kettle and a cup full off black liquid. "Underhandedness is to be approved of!"\
56	"He stole ''my'' trick!"
57	* In ''Fanfic/StevenUniverseAndTheHuntersOfArcadia'', when Steven explains to Peridot how parents would want their old, missing child as opposed to just making another one.
58	--> '''Peridot:''' Why are they so attached to this "Baby" if they created it couldn't they just make another if they really needed to?\
59	'''Steven:''' Well, would you replace pumpkin if he was gone?\
60	'''Peridot:''' [=STEVEN HOW COULD YOU SAY THAT!?=]
61	* ''Fanfic/MyHuntsmanAcademia'':
62	** Ruby starts freaking out over Izuku's thoroughly broken arm in the Emerald Forest. Katsuki barks at her to shut up and Yang screams at him for telling Ruby to shut up. Then Weiss demands that everyone stop screaming for a moment, herself yelling.
63	-->'''Ruby:''' OH MY GOD, IZUKU, ARE YOU GOING TO DIE?!\
64	'''Katsuki:''' WOULD YOU SHUT UP YOU RUNT, HE'S OBVIOUSLY NOT!\
65	'''Yang:''' DON'T TALK TO HER LIKE-\
66	'''Weiss:''' ''[exhausted]'' GUYS! ''[everyone stops to look at her]'' Maybe we should stop SCREAMING at each other for [[PunctuatedForEmphasis JUST. ONE. MOMENT...]] and let these guys explain what happened.
67	** In "Three Sets of Eyes," [[SirSwearsALot Katsuki's]] mother Mitsuki tells him off for talking back to her, and says "Shut up, you little shit-faced bastard, don't cuss in front of your fucking mother."
68	* ''Fanfic/ItsAlwaysSpookyMonth'': Tankman chastises Kevin for saying "fudging" instead of "fucking", then immediately after uses "effing".
69	* ''Fanfic/ShadowsOverMeridian'':
70	** When Tyrian calls Metalbeak a "bloodthirsty fool", everyone listening in gives him a flat look while sharing the thought that [[AxCrazy he of all people]] has no right to complain about someone else being bloodthirsty.
71	** While traveling through a tundra in Chapter 23, Amelia tells Tinsley, who just objected to Alan's suggestion to bring down one of the elks they saw for food, that their survival is more important than the cute animals. However, when Alan a thinks about finding some Snowpuffs to eat a moment later, Amelia immediately joins Tinsley and Caroline in forbidding it.
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73	[[AC:Franchise/TheDCU]]
74	* ''Fanfic/KaraOfRokyn'': In the "Last Waltz with Luthor" story arc, ComicBook/LexLuthor derides Franchise/{{Superman}}'s entire Rogues Gallery as losers donning stupid costumes and carrying out stupid schemes in the name of killing Superman. Then he hastily adds he's completely different from them because... because he had good reason. And because he's the original Superman-hater.
75	-->All he had done was dress up in an absurd three-colored costume and beat up on crooks. Worse yet, he had inspired a generation of crooks to don such costumes, gain or simulate other superhuman powers, and litter the landscape with their fallen crime-schemes. All in the name of conquering Superman.\
76	Well, he was not immune to that, of course. But he had good reason. Prior claim, as it were.
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78	[[AC:''Manga/DeathNote'']]
79	* From ''Fanfic/AllYouNeedIsLove'':
80	-->'''Light:''' [[WhoNamesTheirKidDude You are on the same wavelength as cult fanatics and celebrities as far as naming children are concerned.]] You named [[spoiler:[[LukeYouAreMyFather my son...]]]] Duck...\
81	'''Naomi:''' You named [[spoiler:your son]] curtain.\
82	'''Light:''' Naomi, don't interrupt.
83	* In the [[CrackPairing Mello/Light]] SlashFic ''[[http://archiveofourown.org/works/428232/chapters/721627 Blonde Ambitions]]'' [[StepfordSmiler Light]] [[ItsAllAboutMe Yagami]] a.k.a. [[YoungConqueror Kira]] [[AGodAmI the God of the New World]] tells Mello all about his [[{{Yandere}} ex-girlfriend]]:
84	-->'''Light:''' She's a model you know, and as a celebrity [[StepfordSmiler she had her persona to maintain. She always played cheerful and bubbly but she was, well, out of her freakin' mind...]] She was delusional! I could even tell her how much I despised her but she'd pretend not to hear. She had very selective hearing and she thought that [[ItsAllAboutMe the world revolved around her.]] I swear she must have imagined herself to be the heroine of some stupid bodice-ripper romance novel! She was selfish. She didn't care a thing about justice! Only her own happiness! Misa-Misa always got what she wanted and never took no for an answer.
85	* In ''Fanfic/BrillianceTarnished'' Light makes disparaging comments about his sister for sleeping around when he's doing the same with Misa and L.
86	* In ''Fanfic/ACharmedLife'' Light decides that L's arrogance is his FatalFlaw.
87	* In ''Fanfic/FeverDreams'' after Light gets Rem to help him with his various schemes Light "jokingly" considers how easy it would be to pursue a life of crime with a Shinigami as an accomplice.
88	* In ''Fanfic/ThatEpicPlan'' Light gets annoyed when Beyond gets to staring at himself in the bathroom mirror.
89	-->'''Light:''' Vanity is a mortal sin, you know.\
90	'''Beyond:''' Is that so, ''[[AGodAmI god?]]''
91	* In ''Fanfic/ThoseWhoStandForNothingFallForAnything'' there's the instance where Light mocks B for being distrusting:
92	-->'''Light:''' I walk from one room to another with intent, hoping to find locked drawers and secrets. B had locked his bedroom door, which is to be expected from such a distrusting little shit. I found a spare set of keys in L's desk though, so it didn't do him much good to underestimate me. If I was B, I would have taken better precautions. I was excellent at chemistry and physics at school and dabbled in pyrotechnic devices.
93	* ''WebVideo/DeathNoteAbridgedDogface701'':
94	** There's a couple instances of this:
95	--->'''Ryuk:''' Hey Light, there's this big, ugly, scary-lookin' guy following you.\
96	'''Light:''' Ryuk, for the last time I know you're there!\
97	'''Ryuk:''' [[IResembleThatRemark No, not me!]]
98	** And:
99	--->'''Light:''' ''[to Ryuk]'' [[SuspiciouslySpecificDenial At least men]] [[HaveIMentionedIAmHeterosexualToday don't think I'm sexy.]]\
100	'''Aizawa:''' [[EvenTheGuysWantHim I'm not gay but that Light Yagami is one fine piece of ass.]]
101	* ''WebVideo/DeathNoteTheAbridgedSeriesKPTS4TV'':
102	** When Light calls out Near for acting immature:
103	--->'''Light:''' What are you, ten?\
104	'''Near:''' I'm twelve!
105	** Light insists he's not out to cheat on Misa or have a threesome with Misa and Kiyomi because it's against his morals [[KnightTemplar "...and believe me, I know a lot about morals."]] In the very next scene when [[TransparentCloset Light gets desperate to prove he's straight]] he suggests to Kiyomi that they have threesome with Misa.
106	** Gevanni ([[spoiler: Raye Penber]]) has this to say to a dying [[AssholeVictim criminal]] [[BystanderSyndrome in his death thoes]] while loudly talking on his cell phone in public:
107	--->'''Gevanni:''' Are you kidding me?! Dude! I'm on the phone! You're being extremely rude! SHUT UP!
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109	[[AC:''Franchise/DragonBall'']]
110	* ''WebVideo/DragonBallZAbridged'':
111	** Guru calls Kami a pretentious prick for calling himself God[[labelnote:*]]"Kami" in Japanese is translated to "God"[[/labelnote]]. Immediately after that, Guru tells Nail to call him Super Kami Guru.
112	--->'''Nail:''' Can't I just call you Guru for short?\
113	'''Guru:''' Super Kami Guru allows this.
114	** In the ChristmasSpecial:
115	--->'''Tien:''' ''[after he is revealed to be Jewish]'' I'm just trying to be culturally sensitive... you Buddhist ass!\
116	'''Krillin:''' ''[a little offended]'' Well, happy holidays to you, too.
117	** Vegeta displayed this when attacked for the second time by Yajirobe.
118	--->'''Vegeta:''' You... you cut through my armor! This was a gift from my father!\
119	'''Yajirobe:''' I'm sorry, I'm sure your father was a great man!\
120	'''Vegeta:''' I ''hated'' my father!\
121	'''Yajirobe:''' Oh, well, then I'm sure he was a total prick.\
122	'''Vegeta:''' ''[attacks Yajirobe]'' HOW DARE YOU TALK ABOUT MY FATHER LIKE THAT!?!
123	** Piccolo is usually quick to insult the names other people give their special techniques (an early example being his "Laaaaame!" response to Krillin's Destructo Disk). When Nail critiques Piccolo's naming sense, though, he gets defensive.
124	** As the heroes go to confront the Androids, Krillin remarks that Gohan hasn't grown much in three years; Goku responds "I think the same thing every time I see you!"
125	** In ''Revenge of Cooler'' Cooler stands around ranting about how he's better than his brother Freeza, who would just stand around ranting about how he's better than everyone else.
126	** Goku mocks Cell by saying he'll never win using nothing but techniques stolen from other people; the rest of the cast points out, with varying degrees of annoyance, that Goku has no room to talk since he ''only'' uses techniques he learned or copied from other people: Master Roshi's Kamehameha, Tenshinhan's Solar Flare, and King Kai's Spirit Bomb and Kaioken ("Quick question: did I learn the Kaioken on my own?" "...my f*cking name is in it.").
127	** In {{WebAnimation/HFIL}}, Freeza calls out his father on answering the door naked, but Freeza never wears clothes.
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129	[[AC:''WesternAnimation/DuckTales2017'']]
130	* At one point in the fancomic ''[[https://swindle-comic.tumblr.com/ Swindle]]'', Louie is seeking information on [[OriginalCharacter Ty Cloudkicker]] (the adopted son of Kit Cloudkicker and who Louie [[BlatantLies definitely does not have a crush on]]), and gets help from Webby who has a board detailing the relationships of Scrooge's Cape Suzette connections. As he looks over [[WesternAnimation/{{Talespin}} the variety of colorful characters]], Louie remarks "What kinda nuthouse does this kid come from?"... and immediately a loud off-panel argument is heard between Della and Scrooge [[ItMakesSenseInContext over the latter stealing all her pens]], with Della referencing her eleven years on the moon and Scrooge mentioning [[NoodleIncident an incident ]] where she was [[AddedAlliterativeAppeal possessed by a parasite in Paraguay]]. [[SeenItAll Neither Louie nor Webby react to this.]]
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132	[[AC:''Manga/FairyTail'']]
133	* In ''[[https://www.fanfiction.net/s/10264509/368/Tales-of-Fairies Why Not to Climb Through a Lady's Window]]'', Zeref tries to talk his brother Natsu out of constantly sneaking into Lucy's window and into her bed, since it would lead to implications that they are sleeping together. [[OpinionFlipFlop Though after hearing Mavis saying that someone climbing through the window to meet their lover is romantic, he ends up trying to do the same]], even admitting in embarrassment that he's being a hypocrite after his lecture to Natsu.
134	-->'''Zeref''': I... err... you see... your brother is a hypocrite.\
135	'''Natsu''': Yes, he is! ''Beat'' What's a hypocrite?\
136	'''Happy'''': It means Zeref l''iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii''kes Mavis!\
137	'''Natsu''': Oh I see! [[ComicallyMissingThePoint Then yes, he is a giant hypocrite]].
138
139	[[AC:''Franchise/FinalFantasy'']]
140	* [[MrViceGuy Ensei]] once commented on [[MrViceGuy Adelle's]] {{Greed}}, right before going to the buffet to steal the next day's dinner in ''Fanfic/TheTaintedGrimoire.''
141	* ''Fanfic/{{Epiphany}}'': In the first chapter, Sephiroth dismisses Cloud's flip to dismount the train as wasteful showmanship. Fortunately, ''he'' is above such self-indulgent theatrics. He then begins pondering a suitably dramatic way to reveal himself this time.
142
143	[[AC:''Franchise/HarryPotter'']]
144	* This exchange from ''[[http://archiveofourown.org/works/189937/chapters/279335 Black, in the Smothering Dark]]'':
145	-->'''Harry:''' Bollocks.\
146	'''Sirius:''' Mind your fucking language.
147	* The dreaded ''Fanfic/MyImmortal'' has [[SpellMyNameWithAnS Ebony/Enoby/Evony]] claiming not only to be a YaoiFangirl, but to oppose homophobia. However, when she suspects Draco has cheated on her with Harry/Vampire, she promptly accuses him of having AIDS (or, as she spells it, "[=AIDs=]"). Also, she tries to insult uncomplimentary reviewers by calling them "[[DepartmentOfRedundancyDepartment gay fags]]". And as far as the AIDS accusation goes, she regularly drinks human blood.
148	* In ''[[https://www.fanfiction.net/s/12302907/17/Si-Vis-Pacem-Para-Bellum Si Vis Pacem, Para Bellum]]'', when Harry and Hermione break out a bottle of liquor, Cedric reminds them that he is a prefect then immediately accepts a glass, claiming it'd be rude to refuse.
149
150	[[AC:''Franchise/HowToTrainYourDragon'']]
151	* In [[https://www.fanfiction.net/s/10699391/24/Prodigal-Son Chapter 24]] of ''Fanfic/ProdigalSon'':
152	-->'''Snotlout:''' Don't talk about me like I'm some piece of meat! We're here to buy Astrid, remember?
153
154	[[AC:''WesternAnimation/InvaderZim'']]
155	* At one point in ''Fanfic/TheSmeetSeries'', the Irkens express disbelief at the Sobrekt custom of all leadership positions being [[AsskickingLeadsToLeadership decided by ritual combat]]. Sakr shoots back that they have no right to complain when they have their own ridiculous custom of choosing leaders based on height.
156
157	[[AC:''WesternAnimation/JackieChanAdventures'']]
158	* ''Fanfic/TheUltimateEvil'':
159	** When Shendu's siblings learn of the existence of Valerie Payne, their brother's [[YinYangBomb Other]], this exchange follows:
160	--->'''Tchang Zu''': Let us hope that Shendu only has want of her power, lest he dishonour our kind further with touching her filth.\
161	'''Hsi Wu''': As if ''[[SarcasmMode you]]'' never had an [[ReallyGetsAround appetite for the softness of female flesh]], brother.
162	** When Drago calls Larry a MommasBoy in ''The Stronger Evil'', Valerie throws a look at the half-demon who happens to be [[spoiler:her KidFromTheFuture]] and has proven himself to be a case of EvenBadMenLoveTheirMamas.
163
164	[[AC:''VideoGame/KanColle'']]
165	* In ''Fanfic/AmbienceAFleetSymphony'' chapter 187, Damon has to restrain himself from pointing out the hypocrisy of someone [[spoiler:surnamed Britain]] mocking the name [[spoiler:Hunter Stormrider]] as being implausible.
166
167	[[AC:''WesternAnimation/KimPossible'']]
168	* In ''Fanfic/NotQuiteHeroes'', the humor is [[LampshadeHanging highlighted]] by [[DeadpanSnarker in-character mockery]]:
169	-->"Shego! How can you take this so calmly? The sanctity of my laboratory has been violated. My invention has been stolen. This is horrible," said Drakken. He waved his arms around as he ranted.\
170	"So you mean, just like we always break into other peoples' labs and steal their inventions? Or is this different in some way I'm not seeing?" asked Shego curiously.\
171	"It is different! It's different because... because [[ItsAllAboutMe this time it's happened to me]]," said Drakken.
172
173	[[AC:Anime/LoveLiveSunshine]]
174	* In ''[[https://archiveofourown.org/works/43841715 Reflection in Older Sisters]]'', Dia finds herself intimidated by Chika's older sisters when telling them about the two dating and their plans to become idols together. After the fright and managing to get Mito and Shima's approval, Dia is confused when Chika brings up that she thought Dia would relate to the Takami sisters' protectiveness. In the omake, Kanan and Mari have to spell it out for her that Dia is just as overprotective and scrutinizing when it comes to her little sister Ruby and her love life, hence why both Hanamaru and Yoshiko are afraid of bringing up their feelings for Ruby to her. Dia's attempt to argue that she isn't that overprotective [[IResembleThatRemark has her deliberately leaving out Yoshiko as someone she would approve of]], which Mari lampshades.
175	-->'''Dia''': But I think Hanamaru-San would make a great partner for Ruby.\
176	'''Mari''': The way you just glided over Yoshiko as a potential option, proves our point Dia.
177
178	[[AC:Franchise/MarvelCinematicUniverse]]
179	* In the ''Age of Ultron'' reboot fic ''[[https://archiveofourown.org/works/4373231/chapters/9925835 Heavy Boots of Lead]]'', there is the canon scene of [[YouAndWhatArmy Thor challenging Ultron for his best]] and Steve being [[YouJustHadToSayIt irritated]] when [[TemptingFate Ultron responds with his army]]. This time, a present and unbrainwashed Bucky has a different perspective on it:
180	-->'''Bucky:''' What's that, Steve? Did a big blond lunkhead just trash talk himself into a fight with someone bigger than him? That's awful, I can't imagine how aggravating that must be.
181
182	[[AC:''WesternAnimation/MiraculousLadybug'']]
183	* ''Fanfic/CrimsonAndNoire'': During the "Zombizou" event, Tomoe Tsurugi scolds her daughter Kagami for not improving her fencing skills enough to fend off the kissing zombies like she could. Anarka Couffain teases Tomoe by bringing up how when she fought off the zombies, she ended up falling into the Seine and the former had to fish her out.
184	* ''Fanfic/LadyLuckMiraculousLadybug''
185	** In "Rogercop", after finding out that Chloé's bracelet got stuck on Plagg's head since he thought it was cheese, Tikki chastises him for sneaking away from his partner just to satisfy his hunger. This leads Adrien to wonder why ''Tikki'' wasn't in Chloé's bag to stop him, with Plagg teasing her for sneaking out for pastries.
186	** During the Dark Owl chapter, Chloé hopes that the events would teach Mr. Damocles not to throw himself into danger for heroics. Keep in mind that she and the others are teenagers that do the exact same thing, with even the narration lampshading it.
187	---> No that lesson isn't hypocritical what are you talking about.
188	* In this [[https://leecheedoodles.tumblr.com/post/148548876841/drawing-idea-its-pajama-day-at-school-and-adrien fancomic]] by [[https://leecheedoodles.tumblr.com/ leecheedoodles]], it's pajama day at school but Adrien finds the [[EmbarrassingPyjamas pajamas he wore embarrassing]][[note]]They turn out to be Ladybug onsies[[/note]], and wraps himself in a blanket. As Nino tries to rip the blanket off, he says Adrien is being silly, [[CallBack bringing up how in a previous comic]] he wore a ''Manga/SailorMoon'' cosplay for Halloween.
189	* A pair of fanart by [[https://www.deviantart.com/mattwilson83 mattwilson83]] has Sandboy bringing the heroes' embarrassing dreams to life. The [[https://www.deviantart.com/mattwilson83/art/6-ML-Sandboy-Returns-I-dream-of-MistressBug-853456780 first]] has Ladybug giving Chat Noir a dirty look when she sees his fantasy is him being punished by a dominatrix version of herself. The [[https://www.deviantart.com/mattwilson83/art/7-ML-Sandboy-Returns-pt-2-I-dream-of-Chat-Noir-853478371 next art]] has Chat in shock when he sees Ladybug's fantasy is to both have Chat gagged and on a leash ''and'' be dominated by a second Chat.
190	-->'''Chat''':What the-! And you're complaining about ''my'' fantasies?!\
191	'''Ladybug''': Well... I... err... that is... um, I'm pretty... indecisive...
192	* ''Webcomic/ScarletLady'': In one episode, Marinette sees Max talking to something in his bag, calling them (Markov) his best frient. Marinette comments on this unusual behavior... then looks into her own purse and asks Pollen if she has enough spicy snacks. The author couldn't help but point this out.
193	* ''[[https://archiveofourown.org/works/39778113/chapters/130728259 Squad Goals]]'': During Argos's orientation test into Team Miraculous, [[{{Cloudcuckoolander}} King Monkey]] calls him "Felix Graham Cracker the Vanilla" [[AccidentalMisnaming genuinely thinking that's his name]]. When Argos derisively calls him "Monkey Boy," King Monkey tells him it's rude not to know someone's name without any irony.
194
195	[[AC:''WesternAnimation/MyLittlePonyFriendshipIsMagic'']]
196	* In ''Fanfic/AsylumDaemonOfDecay'', Rainbow Dash confronts Twilight, who she thinks is trying to harm her LivingEmotionalCrutch, and tells her not to dare bullying them or making fun of them, while shoving her and calling her names.
197	* ''Fanfic/EquestriaAHistoryRevealed'':
198	** The LemonyNarrator mentions her hatred of fanfic writers. [[LampshadeHanging And hypocrites.]]
199	** The LemonyNarrator also goes on to belittle anypony who would watch the [[ItMakesSenseInContext 22 minute misadventures of the mane six]], saying they would have less of a life than those who spend more than a year writing a 120,000+ word fanfic. [[SelfDeprecation Guess how many words the fanfic is?]]
200	* In ''Once Bitten, Twice Shy'', Rarity tells Applejack that it's rude to stare, then goes right back to her binoculars so she doesn't miss any part of Twilight and Fluttershy's first date. It's specifically noted in the narration that she's oblivious to the hypocrisy.
201	* In ''Webcomic/TheLastAdventure'', Discord is shocked when Rarity embraces his snout in relief for finding him alive in the Everfree Forest. He grabs her, protesting that nobody but Fluttershy touches his face. Apparently, he forgot all those times he touched others’ faces without their permission - including a moment when he picked up Twilight's snout, early in the comic.
202	* In ''Fanfic/TheSweetieChroniclesFragments'', Nightmare Moon wonders why anypony would want to plunge everything into darkness.
203	-->'''Scootaloo:''' Besides you, you mean.
204	* In ''[[Fanfic/{{Xenophilia}} The Xenophile's Guide to Equestria]]'', Twilight tells Princess Celestia that Applejack is talking about a pool on the outcome of Rainbow and Lero's friendship, and describes it as, "a terrible thing to do to a friend. As such I've put myself down for no more than three bits on the spread."
205	* ''[[Fanfic/LifeInManehattan The DJ-PON3 Party]]'': At one point, [[LargeHam Trixie]] calls Vinyl Scratch a showoff. Honey [[spoiler:Daring]] Do lampshades this, but Trixie completely misses her point.
206	* ''[[FanFic/PoniesOfOlympus Atlas Strongest Tournament]]'': When the changelings realize that the [[spoiler:"Spike"]] they've captured is a fake, one of them shouts "An imposter?! How horrible!"
207	* In the story ''[[http://www.fimfiction.net/story/38472/Fluffershy Fluffershy]]'', Rainbow Dash finds out that the rest of the Mane Six are watching a porn movie because Fluttershy is on the box cover and calls them perverts. Rarity points out that Rainbow just admitted to owning three copies of the same movie (VHS, DVD and Special Edition DVD).
208	* In ''[[Fanfic/AVoiceAmongTheStrangers A Stranger Among the Voices]]'', when Sweetie Belle gets a whiff of Jessica's ruined clothing, she says that it smells worse than Scootaloo's cooking. This from the filly who has previously been seen [[LethalChef burning juice and liquefying toast]].
209	* ''Fanfic/RomanceAndTheFateOfEquestria'':
210	** Cheerilee breaks up a physical fight between Sweetie Belle and Diamond Tiara, telling them, "There will be no name-calling and certainly no physical violence on school grounds, [[ImmediateSelfContradiction you blockheads]]!" and [[PutTheirHeadsTogether bashing their heads together]] to subdue them. Scootaloo later remarks, "I never knew hypocrisy could be so awesome."
211	** Later, Rainbow Dash catches herself WaxingLyrical to Music/TaylorSwift lyrics, despite having thoroughly mocked Fluttershy for doing so a few chapters earlier.
212	* In ''WebVideo/UltraFastPony'', "Now With a Sound Effect", the characters demonstrate MediumAwareness to comment on the improved video quality and lip-synching. Twilight Sparkle's line about the lip-synching plays over a video clip where her mouth isn't moving at all.
213
214	[[AC:''Franchise/{{Naruto}}'']]
215	* ''Webcomic/NaruHinaChronicles'':
216	** After Naruto faints from hearing too many {{Double Entendre}}s from Kei and Sai, Kei asks Sai what's wrong with the blond ninja. The black-haired boy replies with "I do not know. He can be strange." Considering this is Sai we're talking about, who is known for, among other things, being InnocentlyInsensitive, having a BrutalHonesty, and having NoSocialSkills...
217	** In Chapter 126, [[spoiler:Kushina criticizes Naruto and Hinata for sleeping in the same bed before being married, as it could lead to sex and babies when that should happen after marriage in her mind. However, Minato smirks and reminds his wife that she wanted to increase the clan when the two of them were still genin, much to her embarrassment.]]
218	** In the Mini-sodes:
219	*** Sakura gets on Hinata's case for being so lovesick with Naruto when she's already that with Sasuke.
220	*** Naruto and Hinata become teaching assistants to Iruka one day. When Naruto is present, the girls in the classroom become fangirls to him. The boys in the classroom criticize the girls for behaving like that. However, those same boys behave like that anyway when Hinata enters the classroom.
221	*** During a fight between Naruto and Lee, Hinata is encouraging the former while Arekusu is encouraging the latter. They both comment on how the boys are quite competitive. The girls then agree that they can support the boys without being competitive themselves. However, they immediately do so anyway in the next panel.
222	*** In [[Rule63 the gender-reversed alternate universe]], Tsunade's male counterpart becomes aware of Naruko barging into the Hyuga's home and chewing out Hinago's mother. The Hokage tells the Uzumaki "It's just plain rude. And if you have an issue with someone, then just remain calm and talk it out in a civil manner." Naruko then reveals that Hinago's mother thinks the Uzumaki is only worthy of being Hinago's mistress, like "some kind of whore to be used by him". Upon hearing that, Tsunade's male counterpart does ''not'' remain calm and does ''not'' talk in a civil manner to Hinago's mother.
223	* ''Fanfic/TruePotential'':
224	** During his first C-Rank mission, Naruto thinks that Yen talks way too much. Considering that the Uzumaki himself is known for talking a lot...
225	** After becoming the fifth Hokage, there are a few instances where [[spoiler:Jiraiya complains whenever someone doesn't knock on the door when they walk in his office or when they knock and enters without waiting for permission to enter the room. Each time this happens, the other person rightfully points out how hypocritical it is for him to say that given his habit of entering through windows.]]
226	** After learning that Gaara is now Kazekage, Shikamaru smirks and tells Naruto that the latter is slacking and should step up his game. Smirking back, the Uzumaki points out that [[TheSlacker the Nara]] is the last one who should make such a comment.
227	** On his way to Shimo alongside his team, Kanji recites a poem where, among other things, he says that Katsumi is whining. The latter then replies by saying "If it's about the 'not having a mission by ourselves' thing, then you're a goddamn hypocrite, cause you did the exact same thing!"
228	** In the omakes from Chapter 91, [[spoiler:Tayuya]] suggests having Kurotsuchi as Han's girlfriend. Kurotsuchi refuses because, among other things, Han is over ten years older than her. She then angrily suggests to have [[spoiler:Tayuya]] herself become Han's girlfriend. When [[spoiler:Tayuya]] says she doesn't want to because she herself isn't into men who are over ten years older than her, Kurotsuchi angrily points out her hypocrisy.
229	* ''Fanfic/YourMoveInstigatorDrawYourWeaponAndHoldYourTongue'': Kushina is surprised that Team 14 isn't scared of Orochimaru, who not only can summon giant snakes but looks a bit like one. [[BrutallyHonest Sakura]] points out that she turns into a ''giant fox''. After some frustration, Kushina agrees and says she'll apologize to Orochimaru.
230
231	[[AC:''Anime/NeonGenesisEvangelion'']]
232	* ''Fanfic/ACrownOfStars'': Asuka hooked up with Shinji but she was still unsure about her feelings. So when her friends -like Ching- asked about it, she answered she did not know, in which point they would reply "You don't know?" as giving her incredulous stares. Later Ching started seeing Bir and when her friends asked if she loved him, she answered "I do not know". Asuka quickly replied "''You'' don't ''know''?" as snickering.
233	* ''Fanfic/AdviceAndTrust'': While talking about their best friends Asuka laughed because Touji and Hikari were completely oblivious to each other's obvious feelings... and then she stopped laughing when Shinji made her realizing that they had done the same thing:
234	-->''Asuka told him about Hikari's raging crush on Touji. She'd been only slightly surprised when Shinji mentioned Touji's matching infatuation with the petite Class Rep that he thought no one knew about. Asuka had laughed at the foolishness of the two of them liking each other but failing to see it was mutual, just dancing around each other for months… until Shinji had given her a smirk and a stare.''
235	* ''Manga/Evangelion303'':
236	** Asuka mocks Shinji for being virgin. Later, during their first time, Shinji finds out that she is a virgin, too.
237	** Kelly mocks Mari for being sex-crazed. Mari reminds Kelly that she got a threesome with her boyfriend and another man few days ago.
238	* ''Fanfic/RolePlayingEvangelion'': When Gendo wonders why the kids are finding their roleplaying pastime so interesting that they are going through so much trouble, Fuyutsuki says wryly the same thing can be said about them.
239	-->"You're thinking of something."\
240	"Indeed."\
241	"What is it this time?"\
242	"Idle thoughts."\
243	"Doubtful. I don't think you've ever had an idle thought."\
244	Gendo smiled. "Just thinking what they find so interesting to go through this much trouble."\
245	Fuyutsuki gave an answering grin. "Probably the same thing we do to sit here and watch them," he said with subtle irony in his voice.
246	* In ''Fanfic/TheSecondTry'' After surviving the Third Impact and living together as a married couple for years, Shinji and Asuka [[MentalTimeTravel travel back into the bodies of their younger selves]]. Asuka often calls Shinji hentai whenever they get physical, even though she is usually the one making a move on him.
247	* ''Fanfic/LongTimeNoSee'':
248	** Toji starts grumbling about Kensuke boasting about his great life until Shinji points out Toji himself was doing just that.
249	--->'''Toji:''' "Ha, didn't that little bastard send you a card from New Hollywood? Boasting about how great it was there?"\
250	'''Shinji:''' "Didn't you do more or less the same just now?"\
251	'''Toji:''' "Yeah, but that... ah... whatever..."
252	** Asuka does not like Toji's daughter, Hanako, because she is always picking on her son Kenji. When Shinji suggests Hanako picks on Kenji because she likes him, Asuka scoffs at the notion, and replies that Kenji should hook up with a nice, polite girl like Hanako's sister Shizuka, whom Shinji finds a little creepy. Of course, back in the day Asuka picked on Shinji because she liked him, and she found a certain quiet blue-haired girl creepy.
253
254	[[AC:''Series/OddSquad'']]
255	* ''Fanfic/OSMUFanfictionFriction'':
256	** Opal tells Orla that she has an idea for getting the Mobile Unit's adventures made into a fanfic. Orla asks her if she can either tell her about the plan, or if she'll keep it to herself in order to prevent Orla, Omar and Oswald from restraining her when she does something foolhardy. Quite some projection coming from the agent who's been known to do that exact same thing as someone with [[LeeroyJenkins a tendency to rush headfirst into things without thinking, and drag her teammates along with her to boot.]]
257	** As the Director of Precinct 13579, Orson expects all of his agents to have good hygiene, which sounds like a reasonable rule if it weren't for the fact that Orson is a BrainyBaby and doesn't have much of a semblance of personal hygiene himself. This hypocrisy isn't lost on Oren, who complains about it under his breath.
258	--> '''Oscar:''' Now I can take those blobs back to the Main Science Building for our scheduled symposium!\
259	'''Olympia:''' I think you're gonna need to get cleaned up first.\
260	'''Owen:''' I think we all do. You know how our new Mr. O feels about personal grooming.\
261	'''Oren:''' Didn't feel so strongly about it when he was smearing strained peaches all over his face this morning...
262
263	[[AC:''Franchise/OnePiece'']]
264	* ''Fanfic/ThisBites'':
265	** Lampshaded when Cross is trying to convince Zoro to tell them what he knows about Mr. 9 and Miss Wednesday:
266	--->'''Cross''': Zoro, if you know something that could be important, then you ''need'' to tell us! ''None'' of us can afford to spare any information, otherwise we risk jeopardizing the crew!\
267	'''Soundbite''': ''(sotto voce) Hy~po~cri~te!''
268	** In Chapter 14, after tricking Kureha into forfeiting her right to keep them there, all of the medical costs, ''and'' all the food in the castle:
269	--->'''Vivi''': Evil. You guys are all pure ''evil.''\
270	'''Cross''': Hey, what can I say? We're ''pirates!'' It's kind of our M.O.\
271	'''Vivi''': Oh, no, I don't have any issues with that, don't worry! I'm only ''realizing'' it just now is all.\
272	'''Luffy''': ''(cackling and sticking out his tongue)'' Heheheh, you're pretty dumb, Vivi!\
273	'''Nami, Vivi, and Cross''': ''(deadpan)'' And you're one to talk?
274	** Wiper has a moment in the Christmas Special. One of the reasons for stringing Aisa to the totem pole is because she accepted a bag of almonds from a Skypiean instead of fighting to the death as a Shandoran warrior. That doesn't stop him from enjoying the almonds himself.
275	** In Chapter 17, after Cross digs himself to sleep, Toto refuses to let him dig anymore until he gets some rest.
276	--->'''Cross''': This from the coot who's been digging all night alongside me, as well as through several sandstorms?\
277	'''Toto''': Wait until you're my age, ''then'' you can be as hypocritically stubborn as you want to be.
278	** In the aftermath of the Alubarna battle, Sanji finds himself trying to avoid people complaining about walls he'd kicked down during the battle. Cross and Usopp love the hypocrisy, only to find themselves running into people complaining about a bar (where Cross fought the Unluckies) and the ruins outside the city (where Usopp and Chopper fought the Mr. 4 pair).
279	** Chaka and Pell trade barbs about [[FurryReminder animalistic behaviors]] in their Zoan forms (self-licking and preening) respectively, before Igaram tops them by commenting on the increase in flea and lice population.
280	** When he sees [[spoiler: Merry's human form]] bring out crates and piles of dirt from inside her coat, Paulie, the guy who hides enough rope on him to rig a battleship, asks [[{{Hammerspace}} where she held all of that]].
281	** Cross ''loves'' [[LoudOfWar his foghorn]] and blasts it at every opportunity. However, when Mikey uses it to wake him up after he gets knocked out, he reacts with indignance.
282	--->'''Cross''': "What do I look like, [[WesternAnimation/SpongebobSquarepants Spongebob]]?"
283
284	[[AC:''Franchise/{{Pokemon}}'']]
285	* In ''Fanfic/PokemonResetBloodlines'', Lt. Surge gets the news of the Sensational Sisters getting fired from their position as Gym Leaders, and calls them "tactless". His nine Raichu, who are all present, all shake their heads at the remark.
286
287	[[AC:''WesternAnimation/ThePowerpuffGirls'']]
288	* In ''Fanfic/AGreenChristmas'': Buttercup scolds Blossom for showing off, but later does a victory dance when she wins the snowball fight.
289
290	[[AC:''Anime/PuellaMagiMadokaMagica'']]
291	* In ''Fanfic/ThanksKyubey'', there's a RunningGag of Kyouko being called a "fucking lesbo" for her interest in Sayaka. The one calling her this is usually Homura, who spends the rest of ''her'' time blatantly stalking Madoka.
292	* In ''[[https://www.fanfiction.net/s/9529398/11/Puella-Musicus-Madoka-Magica Puella Musicus Madoka Magica]]'', Homura expresses her anger with Sayaka's idiocy by punching a wall and hurting herself in the process.
293	-->'''Homura:''' Idiot. Ow. Idiot. Ow. Idiot.
294
295	[[AC:''Manga/RanmaOneHalf'']]
296	* ''Fanfic/HeartsOfIce'': As arguing with Hoso-No-Kami, Emma-O shouts HIS ATTEMPTS TO ANNOY HIM HAVE FAILED! Ranma, who is watching the argument between both deities, wonders what Emma-O would be like if he was actually annoyed.
297	-->'''Emma-O:''' "ENOUGH! You WILL be silent, trickster! If you think you can get out of Yomi by annoying me, you are wrong. Do not think I have forgotten your last sojourn to the seventh hell. You thought I would let you go if you read your abysmal haiku constantly for the space of many years, but you failed! Your foolish attempts at deception WILL NOT ANNOY ME!"
298
299	[[AC:''Literature/RomanceOfTheThreeKingdoms'']]
300	* In ''Fanfic/FarceOfTheThreeKingdoms'', Ma Chao backs out of a fight declaring that Xu Chu's eye beams are out of genre. Ma Chao himself has glowing eyes.
301
302	[[AC:''Film/{{The Room\|2003}}'']]
303	* In the summary for his ''Film/{{The Room\|2003}}'' fic, Creator/HansVonHozel mentions that he thinks the movie must be [[PoesLaw a joke]] because it's not very good.
304
305	[[AC:''WebAnimation/{{RWBY}}'']]
306	* In the comedy NSFW fanfic ''[[https://archiveofourown.org/works/21884344/chapters/52234822 Love Hurts]]'', Willow Schnee mocks her husband for cheating on her with a "maid" who, they have just been informed, was actually an assassin in disguise. Jacques, sputtering, points out that Willow ''also'' slept with her (separately). Willow doesn't really care.
307
308	[[AC:''WesternAnimation/SheRaAndThePrincessesOfPower'']]
309	* In ''Fanfic/CatRa'', during "The Coronation", Glimmer admits that she's unable to use her powers when asked to get the group out of danger, as her grief over her mother's death has prevented her from feeling comfortable recharging at the Moonstone due to the associated memories. When Catra tries to call her out for hiding this information, asking "What kind of person can't use her powers and doesn't tell her friends about it!?", Bow and Glimmer spend several seconds staring at her in irritated disbelief, as she's guilty of doing the exact same thing with shocking regularity due her own powers being heavily tied to her emotional state. [[ObliviousToHisOwnDescription She's clueless as to why her best friends are suddenly glaring at her.]]
310
311	[[AC:''Literature/ASongOfIceAndFire'']]
312	* ''Fanfic/RobbReturns'':
313	** Tywin forbids Kevan to go to a room their father was obsessed with, even though both of them are feeling a pull towards the place. When Kevan sneaks to the room that night, not only has Tywin arrived before, but he also reveals that he, too, had his particular obsession with the room - which led him to learn how to read the First Men's runes.
314	** [[spoiler:When Willas recovers from his coma after finding Garth Greenhand's statue, Olenna Tyrell says she was not worried. Margaery promptly points to Olenna's embroidery, which shows a Maester being chased by a thorn bush (the Highgarden Maester claimed Willas may not wake up again).]]
315
316	[[AC:''Franchise/StarWars'']]
317	* In ''Fanfic/ASwordToPass'', Ezra calls Luke a kid, and later a brat, for making master before him, even though he is only a couple days older and acts like a kid at times himself.
318
319	[[AC:''Franchise/{{Transformers}}'']]
320	* In [[https://www.tumblr.com/mixedmediahmm/657090648305975296/we-love-a-family-that-doesnt-function-in-the this]] fancomic by [[https://www.tumblr.com/mixedmediahmm mixedmediahmm]], Rumble reacts to Soundwave refusing to take him and Frenzy to [=McDonald's=] by letting out a loud [[HoldYourHippogriffs "PRIMUS DAMMIT!"]]. Frenzy tells him to "watch (his) fucking language".
321
322	[[AC:''Series/TheVampireDiaries'']]
323	* In the story ''Fur and Fang'', [[TrappedInTvLand Cassidy]] notes the shameless ProductPlacement that Bing put in the episode... right before she takes out her iPhone.
324
325	[[AC:''Franchise/XMen'']]
326	* ''Fanfic/TheDarwinChronicles'':
327	** Logan reiterates he does NOT love Jean's pet dog as complaining that nobody else knows how to take care of Darwin properly.
328	--->"I do not love the fucking dog," Logan said irritably. "And I'm not his goddamn uncle. He's a fucking pain in my ass. He begs for food all the damn time — and you wanna tell me why you two starve the poor little guy? He's always hungry, and that chow you feed him tastes like shit — and he trashes my room and chews up my stuff and he's always fucking underfoot — and just how goddamn stupid are you, Birdbrain? Can't you see he wants you to rub his belly? Stop messing with his fucking ears, you simpleminded shit — and we'd all be a lot better off without the mutt, is what I'm saying."
329	** Jean states she will not put up with Scott's pet cat's destructive impulses while her own pet is chewing on Scott's shoes.
330	--->"Well, all right," I say grudgingly. "But you should know I'm making a mental list of ways you can make it up to me. I won't tolerate some animal's rampant destructive impulses."\
331	Scott looks down at the remains of his gnawed loafer. "Right," he says dryly. "We couldn't have that."
332
333	[[AC:''Franchise/YuGiOh'']]
334	* ''WebVideo/YuGiOhTheAbridgedSeries'':
335	** Done during the 3D movie. The first thing Yuusei says when he meets another protagonist is "What is wrong with his/your hair?" Which is a good question, but Yuusei [[https://www.google.com/search?q=yuusei&oe=utf-8&rls=org.mozilla:en-US:official&client=firefox-a&um=1&ie=UTF-8&hl=en&tbm=isch&source=og&sa=N&tab=wi&authuser=0&ei=Vq8-T_HaGsjy0gGHvNmoBw&biw=1211&bih=643&sei=Y68-T9b-L6H10gGsmo3oBw looks like this]].
336	** Done earlier when Bandit Keith and Kemo meet:
337	--->'''Keith:''' I've won ten star chips... [[VerbalTic in America!]]\
338	'''Kemo:''' [[VerbalTic My hair]] is inviting you to enter the castle!\
339	'''Keith:''' Don't mind if I do! ''[thinking]'' Man, that guy sure likes talking about his hair.\
340	'''Kemo:''' ''[thinking]'' Man, that guy sure likes talking about America.
341	** In Evil Council 5, there's this TakeThat at piracy apologists:
342	--->'''Steve Luna:''' On the Moon, we have evolved beyond stealing! That's why I illegally downloaded ''[[VideoGame/TheElderScrollsVSkyrim Skyrim]]'': I wanted to see if it was worth paying full price. 60 hours later, I decided that it wasn't.

Context HypocriticalHumor / FanWorks