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1"It's time to split!" says\
2Cortez. Time travel's his game,\
3he kicks ass, not lame.
4->--{{@/SizzlyBacon}}
5
6He arrives, goggled\
7The monsters flee with crystals\
8He cries "Time to Split."
9->--{{@/AncientHawk}}
10
11Ducks with flamethrowers,\
12monkeys with sniper rifles:\
13a common deathmatch.
14->--{{@/SCPH7503}}
15
16Snowmen, ducks and freaks\
17Gingerbread men chase zombies\
18There's ''always'' monkeys.
19->--{{@/VelvetAndroid}}

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