Line #136 Haiku/TheBluesBrothers


1	A [[MissionFromGod mission from God]]:\
2	Use [[SugarWiki/AwesomeMusic the blues]] to thwart [[ThoseWackyNazis nazis]]\
3	and destroy cop cars.
4
5	"Illinois nazis\
6	I hate illinois nazis"\
7	Let's run them over!
8	->-- [[{{Tropers/Febel99}} Febel99]]
9
10	Crowd's getting angry;\
11	Band distracts them by playing\
12	''Minnie The Moocher''.
13	->-- [[{{Tropers/Eddurd}} Eddurd]]
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15
16	'''A Mission From God, as told in Haiku'''
17
18	Mom died in childbirth\
19	Maybe illegitimate\
20	Orphanages suck
21
22	Picked up by a cop\
23	Another boy abandoned\
24	A ward of the state
25
26	Elwood taken in\
27	By Jake, his new big brother\
28	Change their names to “Blues”
29
30	Raised by God and nuns\
31	A Cath-o-lic upbringing\
32	They learn to raise Hell
33
34	Brothers not by blood\
35	Learned music in a basement\
36	Whipped by a Penguin
37
38	Black suit and white shirt\
39	They too dress like the Penguin\
40	But with sunglasses
41
42	Like a real father\
43	The janitor named Curtis\
44	Gave them both some booze
45
46	In and out of jail\
47	They’re such a disappointment\
48	To Sister Mary
49
50	Out there in the world\
51	They live their lives for music\
52	Cheap booze and women
53
54	One drove cars too fast\
55	The other loved fast women\
56	Both broke down easy
57
58	Jake lands in the slam\
59	Robbed for a room service bill\
60	Gun wasn’t loaded
61
62	Now the band has split\
63	And Elwood trades the Caddy\
64	For a microphone
65
66	In for three to five\
67	He’s out on good behavior\
68	Best keep his cot warm
69
70	Illinois Nazis\
71	They hate Illinois Nazis\
72	Run them off a bridge
73
74	Nothing but bad luck\
75	Elwood was stopped for speeding\
76	He knew they had SCMODS
77
78	Tries to outrun them\
79	No way back to the highway\
80	He drives through a mall
81
82	Chat with the penguin\
83	Need money for back taxes\
84	A mission from God
85
86	Jake needs just a day\
87	She won’t take dirty money\
88	Hits them with ruler
89
90	Need the cash real fast\
91	From God they get the answer\
92	Reunite the band
93
94	Matt “Guitar” Murphy\
95	His old lady is angry\
96	She tells him to think
97
98	Magictones join too\
99	No candy ass monkey suits\
100	No Ramada Room
101
102	Mr. Fabulous\
103	He likes his high paying gig\
104	He quits to play horns
105
106	With used equipment\
107	The band is back together\
108	Ray takes IOUs
109
110	The fat sound is back\
111	It turns goat piss into gas\
112	But they need a gig
113
114	Country Bob’s Bunker\
115	They’ve got Country and Western\
116	Both kinds of music
117
118	Good Ole Boys are mad\
119	They drive a Winnebago\
120	Got no union cards
121
122	Maury books a gig\
123	The Palace Hotel Ballroom\
124	The hall is a barn
125
126	Quick advertising\
127	Out of gas and out of time\
128	Elwood makes a date
129
130	They’re late for the gig\
131	Sabotaging cars they stop\
132	Elwood thinks ahead
133
134	Can’t get past the cops\
135	Go through the ladies bathroom\
136	Jake peeks into stalls
137
138	Troopers and Nazis\
139	Parole officer waits too\
140	Orange Whips for three
141
142	A few quick numbers\
143	They get the cash and escape\
144	Bluesmobile awaits
145
146	Stood up at the church\
147	Jake’s fiancé is angry\
148	Now she wants revenge
149
150	It wasn’t his fault\
151	He was detained by locusts\
152	Jake lifts an eyebrow
153
154	A full tank of gas\
155	Dark, they’re wearing sunglasses\
156	Jake tells him “Hit it!”
157
158	Back to Chicago\
159	Must pay taxes by morning\
160	High speed chase ensues
161
162	They outrun the law\
163	Police cars don’t stand a chance\
164	Elwood pulls over
165
166	Sweet Home Chicago\
167	They’re almost at the courthouse\
168	There’s a Picasso
169
170	Ask for directions\
171	Muzak in elevator\
172	Still one step ahead
173
174	Blockade door with desk\
175	The Assessor’s still at lunch\
176	Back in five minutes
177
178	SWAT Team has arrived\
179	All available units\
180	The boys are unarmed
181
182	Tax receipt in hand \
183	The brothers are arrested\
184	Not Elwood’s handcuffs
185
186	Orphanage is saved\
187	Mission from God completed\
188	Cant pay for lawyers
189
190	In and out of jail\
191	Revolving door of justice\
192	Two recidivists
193	-> -- [[{{Tropers/JoZPierce}} JoZPierce]]
194	It's the Blues Brothers.
195	They are back outta the joint.
196	[[MemeticMutation Got my cheese whiz, boy?]]

Context Haiku / TheBluesBrothers