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1	I've seen this before\
2	I know the plot, the ending\
3	It's ruined for me!
4	->-- {{@/Tacitus}}
5
6	Just another page\
7	Then I'll get some sleep, honest!\
8	... Morning? Already?
9	->-- @/FloatingRootBeer
10
11	Time and time again\
12	I'm drawn here from lack of will\
13	Agh, what have you done?!
14	->-- Davin Valkri
15
16	TV Tropes Wiki\
17	A thousand hours wasted here.\
18	[[TitleDrop Your life is ruined.]]
19	->-- @/TheTallOne
20
21	Read it when you're bored.\
22	Ruin my life, you say? I'll\
23	Die happily, then.
24	->-- {{@/scarlet-city}}
25
26	So many pages...\
27	Time spent can really stack up.\
28	I want my life back.
29	->-- @/TheHeroHartmut
30
31	TV Tropes? I'll look in\
32	I guess. Click, click, click, click, click\
33	Wait - where'd 5pm go?
34	->-- Tropers/ICantThinkOfAWittyName
35
36	What is this site?\
37	There's so many cool links, but\
38	Why's it now Thursday?
39	->-- {{Tropers/Iceguppie}}
40
41	This seems like fun, kid,\
42	But [[TrustMeImAnX Trust Me, I'm A Troper]],\
43	[[JustForFun/TVTropesWillRuinYourLife It ruins your life]].
44	->-- @/SeanMurrayI
45
46	Random article...\
47	Oh, so THAT'S a ChekhovsGun!\
48	Hold on, what's THIS trope...?
49
50	[[JustForFun/TVTropesWillRuinYourLife TV Tropes will]] [[SubvertedTrope not]]\
51	Ruin my life; cause you can't\
52	[[SelfDeprecation Ruin what's not there!]]
53	->-- @/RLYoshi
54
55	Somebody help me!\
56	I just got on TV Tropes,\
57	And I can't get off!
58	->-- @/DarthVoldemort
59
60	Just want to check this\
61	I'll just click a few more links\
62	Er, WhatYearIsThis
63	->-- {{@/Yendor}}
64
65	Open up a page\
66	Will you be able to leave?\
67	I don't think you can...
68	->-- {{Tropers/Creationator}}
69
70	Oh, this show is here?\
71	It has lots of examples!\
72	...Never mind homework...
73	->-- Luna Safire
74
75	Some of it is good,\
76	Some of it is also pretty bad.\
77	But it's mostly cool.
78	->-- TT454
79
80	I came in here\
81	I clicked a trope to read about\
82	And here I am, clicking life away\
83	->-- {{Tropers/Alexia}}
84
85	Through links I peruse\
86	This wasting site, still I warn\
87	You with this Poem\
88	->--{{Tropers/Enderguy059}}
89
90	I'm so tired from being on this sight\
91	It's gotten bad now.\
92	I can't even remember how to spell. Or count.
93	--> Yugi195
94
95	Must read TV Tropes.\
96	Nothing else matters in life.\
97	I don't have one now.
98	--> Tropers/{{Jaketroper}}
99
100	Wait a minute\
101	Has it been 5 hours already\
102	I miss when I attended my job\
103	--> Tropers/{{ProbablyNotEpic}}
104
105	Just stumbled here.\
106	This Very Wiki I’m on.\
107	I’m now addicted.
108	--> Tropers/{{Callmeamuffin}}
109
110	Just watch and enjoy.\
111	And then stop overthinking.\
112	Enjoy it as is.

Context Haiku / TVTropesWillRuinYourLife