Line #65 Haiku/StarTrek

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1	Chris Pine, Zack Quinto\
2	May not have the history\
3	But they're not too bad
4	--> --Rich318
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6	Captain James T. Kirk\
7	Of the starship Enterprise\
8	Likes {{Green Skinned Space Babe}}s
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10	Science officer\
11	Mr. Spock is half-Vulcan\
12	He has pointy ears
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14	Leonard "Bones" [=McCoy=]\
15	Is a doctor not an X\
16	Dammit, he's dead Jim
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18	Hikaru Sulu\
19	Is the helmsman of the ship\
20	He performs judo
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22	Montgomery Scott\
23	[[BeamMeUpScotty Never told to "beam me up"]]\
24	Worked on the engines
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26	Young Pavel Chekov\
27	Navigates them to the stars\
28	[[JustForFun/ChekovsGun His gun means nothing]]
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30	The Comms Officer\
31	Lt. Uhura opens\
32	Hailing frequencies
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34	When I saw this film\
35	I fell asleep instantly.\
36	Not even a fan
37	--> --Tropers/That897Guy
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39	Ongoing mission\
40	To explore strange new worlds\
41	Oh look, a tribble
42
43	Small town rebel punk\
44	Meets alien poindexter\
45	Get out of the chair
46
47	Live long and prosper\
48	''Enterprise'' made by [[Platform/AppleMacintosh Apple]]\
49	Parking brake is off
50
51	School-kids on starship\
52	Vengeance consumes everything\
53	The future begins
54
55	''Star Trek'' saved by [[Creator/JJAbrams guy]]\
56	Who really prefers ''Franchise/StarWars''\
57	Ha ha, go figure
58	-->Tropers/{{Tropeminer}}
59
60	[[LongRunner Long-running]] [[Franchise/StarTrek franchise]]\
61	[[BrokenBase I have only one question]]\
62	[[Series/StarTrekTheNextGeneration Picard]] or [[Series/StarTrekTheOriginalSeries Jim Kirk]]?
63	-->Tropers/{{Hogtree}}
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65	Into the black hole\
66	Where no man has gone before\
67	[[SlashFic Bend over, Scotty]]
68
69	The final frontier\
70	Voyages of Enterprise\
71	Explore strange new worlds

Context Haiku / StarTrek