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1'''SPACEBALLS: THE HAIKU PAGE'''
2
3Wait, let's try again...\
4It's '''SPACEBALLS: THE HAIKU PAGE!'''\
5The kids love this one.
6----
7
8Just touch Vespa's hair\
9And she will go mad and push\
10The BerserkButton\
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12
13Go LudicrousSpeed\
14In order to get Lone Starr\
15Too fast! Gone to plaid.\
16--Tropers/{{Shukmeister}}
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19One two three four five?\
20That's the same combination\
21That's on my luggage!\
22--Tropers/LingoManiac88
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25Vespa, come to me.\
26Daddy, is it really you?\
27Yes, dear. Would I lie?\
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30Lone Starr will be ours.\
31Spaceball One is closing in.\
32Fire on one, two...wait!
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34How many Assholes\
35Do we have? I knew it I'm\
36[[SurroundedByIdiots Surrounded By Assholes!]]
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38The movie's done, we'll\
39Be back in Spaceballs Two: The\
40Search For More Money!
41
42And there's only one\
43Man who would dare give me the\
44Raspberry. Lone Starr!
45
46Very impressive,\
47Lone Starr. Too bad this isn't\
48The Wide World of Sports.
49
50Metamorphosis\
51Complete. Spaceball One has now\
52Become...Mega Maid.
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54He got the up side.\
55I got the down side. There's two\
56Sides to every Schwartz.
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58I have my coffee\
59I'm ready to watch radar.\
60Switch to teleview!
61->--LetsPlay/GunarmDyne
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63Spaceballs: The T-Shirt\
64Spaceballs: The Coloring Book\
65Spaceballs: The Lunch Box
66
67Spaceballs: The Poets\
68Spaceballs: The Poetry Page\
69Spaceballs: The Haiku
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71What is going on?\
72Uh-oh, Mega Maid has just\
73Switched from suck to blow!
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