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1	!!''WesternAnimation/SouthPark''
2	Fatass Cartman was\
3	Not on the school bus today.\
4	What a big fat turd!
5	->-Kyle Broflovski, ''Roger Ebert Should Lay Off the Fatty Foods''
6
7	Ass full of pork fat,\
8	Jiggles like a Jello mold.\
9	Mouth is flapping too.
10	->-Kyle, same episode
11
12	When you rub your dick,\
13	You might find a discharge that\
14	Winds up on the floor.
15	->-Kenny, same episode
16
17	I bet you don't win.\
18	They don't let big fatasses\
19	Perform on TV.
20	->-Kyle, same episode
21
22	Shut your goddamn mouth,\
23	Or else I'm-- gonna, kick you,\
24	square, in the balls... asshole. (Oh, '''dammit!''')
25	->-Eric Cartman, same episode
26
27	Dr O'Dwyer\
28	Time to have your head smashed in\
29	With my new hammer.
30	-> Scott the Dick, Terrance and Phillip in "Not Without My Anus"
31
32	----
33
34	About a small town\
35	With four guys and expletives\
36	Plus a big fat-ass.
37
38	"Shut up stupid turd!"\
39	"Oh, My God. They killed Kenny"\
40	The [[CharacterCatchphrase catchphrases]] rule
41
42	Kenny dies; Stan says,\
43	"Oh, my God! They killed Kenny!"\
44	"You bastard!" says Kyle.
45	->--[[Tropers.FuschlatzOReilly Fusch]]
46
47	It's always winter-\
48	And that's the most normal part\
49	Of this tiny town.
50	-->--@/SoWeAteThem
51
52	CONTAINS COARSE LANGUAGE\
53	IMPERSONATIONS ARE POOR\
54	NO ONE SHOULD VIEW THIS
55
56	"Kick the baby, Ike!"\
57	"Don't kick the goddamn baby!"\
58	[[MemeticMutation lolnope]] punt
59
60	Oh Stan and Wendy\
61	True romance is but simply\
62	[[AllergicToLove vomit in the face]]
63	->-- @/{{Phoenician}}
64
65	Four kids in the snow\
66	[[CharacterCatchphrase Screw you guys, I'm going home]]\
67	That fucking Cartman
68	->-- @/{{Kurupt}}
69
70	"HMMF MMHPF HUH MFF HM\
71	HMM MM M HM HM MUHF HFMM."\
72	- Kenny [=McCormick=]
73	->-- @/{{Hisaishi}}
74
75	What are they doing?\
76	I bet they want to kill me\
77	I need more coffee
78
79	Gnomes invade my room\
80	It's not paranoia if\
81	You're right all along
82
83	Coffee's not enough\
84	Once you've had three thousand cups\
85	Cough syrup helps more
86
87	I just want some friends\
88	Friendship is too much pressure\
89	A vicious circle
90
91	I am eight years old\
92	Scared, alone and addicted\
93	Does it get better?
94
95	- Tweek Tweak
96	->-- @/{{smythegustin}}
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