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1[[http://www.scp-wiki.net/scpoems SCPoems]]
2
3Its '''Item Number'''\
4Is SCP Nine Three One\
5'''Object Class''' is Safe.\
6(...)\
7When viewed or handled,\
8The item causes people\
9To write in haiku.\
10--[[http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-931 SCP-931]]
11
12[[http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-096 SCP-96]]\
13"ParanoiaFuel" does not\
14Even cover it.\
15--Carpetfreak
16
17[[http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-173 One-seven-three is]]\
18The [[Franchise/TheSlenderManMythos Slenderman]] in statue\
19Up to eleven.\
20--Carpetfreak
21
22"Hey, look, what's that thing?\
23[[ApocalypticLog Oh, god, it's coming at us!]]"\
24[[ExtranormalInstitute Test one completed.]]\
25--{{@/Aryn}}
26
27[[AttackOfTheFiftyFootWhatever One bigass lizard]]\
28Chews through [[RedshirtArmy D-class personnel]]\
29[[ImplacableMan Like knives through butter.]]\
30--{{@/Aryn}}
31
32Just for completeness,\
33no ref'rence quite done without\
34a [[[ConvenientlyInterruptedDocument DATA EXPUNGED]]]\
35--{{@/Aryn}}, edited by So We Ate Them
36
37[[ManiacMonkeys Doctor Bright]] is no\
38longer allowed to make (more)\
39edits to this page.\
40--{{@/Edrobot}}
41
42"[[{{Understatement}} Interesting]]" things\
43Click the links if you want to\
44[[NightmareFuel Never sleep again]].\
45--Vaguelyhuman
46
47Standard procedure:\
48Try to use on [[http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-682 682]].\
49[[NoSell Didn't work, did it]]?\
50--{{@/buri-chan}}
51
52[[{{BFG}} Antitank rifles?]]\
53[[FiveRoundsRapid Foundation, you never learn.]]\
54[[ImmuneToBullets Just throw them away!]]\
55--{{@/PulpoOscuro}}
56
57[[FunWithAcronyms S]]cientists, oft {{mad|Scientist}}\
58[[FunWithAcronyms C]]onduct experiments on\
59[[FunWithAcronyms P]]aranormal things.\
60--@/ProgenyExMachina

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