Line #158 Haiku/Pokemon


1	Pika Pikachu!\
2	Pikapi! Pikachu Pi!\
3	Pi Pi-kachu!! ''Chuuuuuuuu!!''
4	->-- {{@/CAD}}
5	%% DontExplainTheJoke version: "My name's Pikachu! / Ash! Misty! / Team Rocket!! Thundershock" (Pretty much sums up the cartoon...)
6
7	Gotta catch 'em all!\
8	(Except the legendaries.\
9	Stay away from them.)
10	->-- @/FalconPain
11
12	Travel the whole world\
13	Get army of cute critters\
14	Capture God. Good times.
15	->-- @/InsanityPrelude
16
17	Gotta Catch 'Em All!\
18	Six-hundred and forty-nine.\
19	This will take a while.
20	->-- mr13lake
21
22	Catch every critter\
23	Battle friends and earn badges\
24	Kiss your life goodbye
25	->-- {{@/superfroggy}}
26
27	Wanna catch 'em all?\
28	[[OneGameForThePriceOfTwo Then buy lots of different games]]\
29	And visit events
30	->-- {{@/Blork}}
31
32	Imprisoning {{Mons}}.\
33	10-year-olds WalkingTheEarth.\
34	Tamer than it sounds.
35	->-- @/TheHeroHartmut
36
37	Name another game\
38	In which 10 year olds enslave\
39	Kickboxing chickens.
40	->-- {{@/Slouch}}
41
42	Pokémon! A lot!\
43	Four hundred and ninety three!\
44	I have caught them all.
45	->-- Tropers/RabidBiscuit
46
47	Oops, above troper.\
48	[[LongRunners They'll always add more Pokés\
49	To keep the show on]]
50	->-- {{@/Iceguppie}}
51
52	Complex strategy\
53	Unless you play [[VideoGame/PokemonRedAndBlue Red or Blue:]]\
54	[[GameBreaker Use Psychic and win.]]
55	->-- @/ARandomSerf
56
57	[[VideoGame/PokemonRedAndBlue Red Blue]] Yellow Gold\
58	Silver Sapphire Ruby Green\
59	It will never end
60	->-- {{@/ItTolls4You}}
61
62	[[RidiculouslyCuteCritter Extremely cute]] [[{{Mons}} mons]]\
63	Alongside big badass ones\
64	Let battle begin!
65	->-- @/{{Snowsky}}
66
67	In this confusing\
68	World of optimistic kids\
69	You can catch a God
70	->-- {{@/CalamityJane}}
71
72	Discovering more\
73	Every few years; it's so fun\
74	Seeing what is new
75	->-- @/DaLucaray030
76
77	Many Pokéballs\
78	Many pokémon captured\
79	Gotta catch 'em all
80	->-- {{@/Xxfirekirby 94 xx}}
81
82	Gotta catch 'em all\
83	But do it by tommorow\
84	A new game is out
85	->-- {{@/mariocake1}}
86
87	At last! I got her!\
88	Chansey from Safari Zone!\
89	Will never be used.
90	->-- {{@/rTicWolf}}
91
92	Finally! A rare\
93	Shiny Pokemon. Oh, no!\
94	No more Pokeballs!
95	->-- {{@/rTicWolf}}
96
97	I have a Machamp\
98	Oddly enough, it's female\
99	How could this happen??
100	->-- {{@/WMBQ}}
101
102	My flawless tactics\
103	Toppled by the [[OlympusMons Uber tier]]\
104	[[GameBreaker Arceus]]? RageQuit!
105	->-- {{@/Muramasan13}}
106
107	Snakes, wasps, Ammonites.\
108	{{What Measure Is A Non Cute}}?\
109	Here, it's your best friend!
110	->-- {{@/Shadow Stained Sky}}
111
112	My last Poké Ball.\
113	Throw it! Shake, shake, come on now...\
114	Oh no! It broke free!
115	->-- {{@/RLYoshi}}
116
117	Friend says, "Get a life!\
118	Twenty years old- still playing\
119	Pokemon?" "FUCK YEA."
120	->-- {{@/razorrozar7}}
121
122	Way too many now.\
123	At first, just one fifty-one...\
124	Now six forty-nine?!
125	->-- {{@/KingOfKatamari}}
126
127	[[CashCowFranchise Too much Pokemon]]\
128	Is just exaggerated\
129	[[TakeThat Still better than]] [[VideoGame/CallOfDuty COD]]
130	->-- {{@/JunkWarrior20999}}
131
132	I had Yellow once. \
133	[[MyGreatestFailure Caught Haunter with first Master Ball]]. \
134	[[YouthIsWastedOnTheDumb I was just a kid]].
135	->-- {{@/Tyrekecorrea}}
136
137	Red Green Blue Yellow\
138	Gold Silver Ruby Sapphire\
139	Diamond Pearl Black White
140	->-- {{@/Oboeplum}}
141
142
143	Friendship, Family, Skill, Love\
144	That is what Pokemon is\
145	about. Love them all
146	->-- {{@/AzelfBlast}}
147
148	Walk into the cave\
149	ZUBAT ZUBAT ZUBAT BAT\
150	ZU BAT BAT BAT ZU
151	->-- {{@/Derplunn57}}
152
153	In a world where {{Mons}}\
154	Are rare 'cause of [[PaletteSwap the color]]\
155	It's insanity
156	->-- {{@/thepmdfangirl}}
157
158	Hidden in the grass,\
159	Pokémon are everywhere.\
160	Can you catch ‘em all?
161	->-- {{@/FlamingMercury5}}
162
163	Catch monsters in balls\
164	Use them to battle for fun\
165	And become the champ
166	->--{{@/redtroper517}}
167
168	Purple thing that stalks.\
169	Red eyes and a winning smile.\
170	Basically, run.
171	->--{{@/CeruleanDev}}

Context Haiku / Pokemon