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1[[CreatorBreakdown A man screams and cries,]]\
2Turns it into mecha show,\
3[[NightmareFuel We watch in horror.]]
4->-- @/ScanVisor
5
6Dysfunctional kids,\
7Piloting [[spoiler:sorta]] robots.\
8[[GainaxEnding Congratulations]]!
9->-- @/NatTheWriter
10
11Life can never be\
12Anything but lonely hell,\
13Or else, fake heaven.
14->-- @/RyanThomas
15
16[[DysfunctionJunction Angst-filled]] teenagers;\
17{{Deconstruct|ion}}s [[HumongousMecha mecha series]].\
18[[MindScrew What the fuck happened?]]
19->-- @/SpikyK
20
21Mecha plus mind screw,\
22Where are all the therapists?\
23[[GainaxEnding They ran out of ink.]]
24->-- {{@/Fishsicles}}
25
26Kid is scared of change\
27NiceJobBreakingItHero\
28[[TheEndOfTheWorldAsWeKnowIt Now the world is dead]]
29->-- @/WolfMoonRising
30
31[[HardDrinkingPartyGirl Drunk Whore]], [[{{Tsundere}} German Bitch]]\
32[[ApocalypseMaiden Creepy, Pale]] [[spoiler:[[ApocalypseMaiden Clone of Dead Mom]]]]\
33[[SarcasmMode Nice Harem there, kid]]
34->-- @/PirateLordRidley
35
36Shinji is a wuss\
37Rei is a [[spoiler:clone of mommy]]\
38Asuka is a bitch!
39->-- {{@/evilian123}}
40
41Robotic MindScrew\
42Desperately needs therapists\
43And light-hearted stuff
44->-- @/ChaoticDreams
45
46Evangelion\
47[[MemeticMutation The show that makes you fear hugs]]\
48[[MindScrew And other weird crap]]
49->--@/ChaoticDreams
50
51Don't watch the whole thing\
52In one sitting or else you\
53Might question your life
54->-- @/CrazedNinja
55
56DysfunctionJunction\
57No likeable characters\
58[[DespairEventHorizon I need Zoloft NOW.]]
59->--@/McHerpaDerp
60
61Freud's ideas\
62Oedipus issues and fear\
63What were they smoking?
64->--@/CantNotLookAtThisSite
65
66[[MindScrew Some weird stuff happened]]\
67[[GainaxEnding and then, "congratulations"]]\
68the penguin told me.
69->-- @/AlexSora89
70
71[[ArcWords Hedgehog's Dilemma]]\
72[[IJustWantToHaveFriends Fear of others]] [[ShrinkingViolet and yourself]]\
73[[MemeticMutation Congratulations!]]
74->-- @/SmashGenesis
75
76Best Series Ever\
77I guess I am a sadist\
78Fucking love this show\
79->-- @/yujyuu
80
81[[MemeticMutation Congratulations!]]\
82[[MemeticMutation Wark! Wark!]] [[RunningGag Congratulations!]]\
83[[OverlyLongGag Congratulations!]]
84->-- @/DoomeP
85
86Cruel Angel's Thesis\
87It's an oddly upbeat song\
88For such a dark show
89->-- @/CornParade
90
91[[Creator/SpikeSpencer How do I get home?]]\
92[[GainaxEnding I'm stuck on a big blue ball!]]\
93[[YouBastard You ran out of ink.]]
94->-- Constellis
95
96[[HumongousMecha Humongous Mechas]]\
97[[MemeticMutation Oh my god! It's Godzilla!]]\
98[[ThemeNaming Titles are (not) themed]]\
99->-- Zekromaster
100
101Everyone's saying,\
102"Get in the giant robot",\
103Shinji needs a hug.\
104->-- TheOtakuNinja
105
106[[{{Deconstruction}} A show that began so well]]\
107Now doomed by darkness late\
108Forever hated.\
109->-- Knightofbalance
110
111Shinji didn't care\
112So everyone became Tang\
113Thanks a bunch, asshole!
114->-- @/HextarVigar
115
116"You can not redo"\
117this is a movie's title\
118about Soryu.
119->-- Ai-Fan
120
121I thought this would be\
122A real cool mecha series\
123Where's my robot fights?\
124->-- Someone404
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