Line #236 Haiku/MyLittlePonyFriendshipIsMagic


1	Friendship is magic.\
2	For nine long years they said that.\
3	Were they right? Mostly.
4	-->Atticus Omundson
5
6	Pleasantly surprised;\
7	"Why do we love ponies so?"\
8	Adult men ponder
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10	Creator/LaurenFaust's proof that\
11	Girly shows can be awesome\
12	Busy now: PONIES
13
14	''My Little Pony'':\
15	''Friendship is Magic'' is now\
16	[[TwentyPercentMoreAwesome twenty times cooler]].
17
18	My Little Pony;\
19	Awesome show, but only if\
20	Friendship is Magic.
21
22	Creator/LaurenFaust's ponies:\
23	Huge success with older males.\
24	[[DealWithTheDevil Indicative name?]]
25
26	An old brony quote:\
27	[[WesternAnimation/TheDoverBoys "Confound those little ponies,\
28	They drive me to drink!"]]
29
30	Can you believe it?\
31	A good show about ponies?\
32	I love it so much!
33
34	Fine, be skeptical\
35	If you take one little peek\
36	WELCOME TO THE HERD.
37
38	She’s Celestia\
39	Princess of Equestria\
40	[[CueTheSun Making the sun rise]]
41
42	Luna the younger\
43	Rules over the moon and night\
44	Also a Princess
45
46	Rainbow Dash is fast\
47	Wants to be a Wonderbolt\
48	Go Rainbow Dash, go!
49
50	An Apple Farmer\
51	Applejack works very hard\
52	For her family
53
54	Sweet shy Fluttershy\
55	Loves all birds and animals\
56	And cares for them too
57
58	Happy Pinkie Pie\
59	Loves to throw lots of parties\
60	Bringing joy to all
61
62	Studious pony\
63	And Celestia’s student\
64	She’s Twilight Sparkle
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66	Stylish Rarity\
67	Makes dresses for a living\
68	Don’t call her a mule
69
70	Spike the young dragon\
71	Has a crush on Rarity\
72	Likes to eat gemstones
73
74	Wall-eyed [[EnsembleDarkhorse fan-favourite]]\
75	Derpy Hooves delivers post\
76	And sure loves muffins
77
78	Lyra and Bon Bon\
79	Aren't they so cute together?\
80	Fandom's OTP
81
82	Traveller of space,\
83	Haven’t we seen him before?\
84	Yes! It’s [[Series/DoctorWho Doctor Whooves]]
85
86	Is that [[Series/StarTrekTheNextGeneration Q]] voicing\
87	Discord? How did they get him\
88	to do such a thing?\
89	-->Tropers/SizzlyBacon
90
91	His name is Discord\
92	Spirit of disharmony\
93	Best BigBad ever
94
95	Why do I like this?\
96	''Why the hell do I like this?''\
97	'''WHY DO I LIKE THIS??'''\
98	--Mswordx24
99
100	Just an FYI -\
101	I like kickass Rainbow Dash\
102	He likes Fluttershy.\
103	--Eri
104
105	Ponies on the Screens\
106	You know where I'm at\
107	Friendship in ray beams\
108	20% cooler in 10 seconds flat\
109	--[=NoChorus=][[note]]really by a friend of mine, but he gave me permission[[/note]]
110
111	Ponies swarm 4chan\
112	The unthinkable happened\
113	[[OhNoNotAgain Oh No...]] [[VideoGame/RobotUnicornAttack Not Again!]]\
114	--[=DanielLC=]
115
116	Ponies are awesome\
117	It would have been surprising\
118	Creator/AdultSwim [[VideoGame/RobotUnicornAttack spoiled it]]\
119	--[=DanielLC=]
120
121	[[PeripheryDemographic Grown male pony fans]];\
122	{{shipping}} cartoon horses is\
123	[[RealMenWearPink the new machismo]]\
124	--[=FourthDerivative=]
125
126	Ponies WERE for kids;\
127	Enter the great Creator/LaurenFaust;\
128	Welcome to the Herd\
129	--@/AceOfScarabs
130
131	Reluctant to watch.\
132	Fine, just one quick peek...LATER\
133	I HAVE JOINED THE HERD\
134	--@/Creator/RLYoshi
135
136	Fabulous moustache\
137	Somepony chopped it clean off\
138	I cried, "what a world"\
139	--@/{{Webby}}
140
141	Pipsqueak the pirate\
142	Here for his first Nightmare Night\
143	Doesn't get candy\
144	--@/UnderlordZ
145
146	Lebowski shout-out\
147	In MLP episode?\
148	Fangasms were had.
149
150	Tank is a tortoise\
151	And though annoying at first\
152	He's now Rainbow's pet
153
154	When I watch this show\
155	I always think that guys are\
156	Watching this show too
157
158	Now I'm a brony\
159	I have no regrets right now\
160	I can has brohoof?\
161	~/{{raigakuren}}
162
163	My Little Pony\
164	Now twenty-percent cooler\
165	Thank you, Lauren Faust
166
167	Now, Hearth's Warming eve\
168	Has come into our grand hearts\
169	Friendship can now bloom\
170	--@/{{LordZorc}}
171
172	"Careful, Derpy" and\
173	"I just don't know what went wrong!"\
174	All bronies rejoice.\
175	--TheDoctorDonna
176
177
178	My Little Pony\
179	Isn't that for little girls?\
180	But it makes me smile\
181
182
183	Every episode\
184	At least one thing makes me say\
185	Damn, I love this show!\
186	~lisamariefan\
187
188
189	My friends all scoff, "Dude,"\
190	"You watch My Little Pony?"\
191	I reply, "Eeeyup."\
192	-Creator/RLYoshi\
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194
195	[[GodSaveUsFromTheQueen The Queen]] [[BigBad Chrysalis:]]\
196	[[EmotionEater Feeds off your love]] [[{{Doppelganger}} and shapeshifts]]\
197	[[DidYouJustPunchOutCthulhu And beats Celestia!]]\
198	-Arachnos\
199
200
201	Cherry Jubilee\
202	AJ works at a brothel?\
203	Nah, it's a kid's show.\
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205
206	[[EvilOverlord Slavemaster]] [[EvilSorceror Sombra]]\
207	[[TheDreaded Terrorized Crystal Ponies]]\
208	Heart as black as night\
209	-Arachnos\
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211
212	[[ExecutiveMeddling No more Derpy Hooves]]\
213	Twilight now an alicorn?\
214	Some say: "[[DarthWiki/RuinedFOREVER It's over!]]"\
215	-The Great Unknown
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217
218	Derpy has returned\
219	Season four comes in due time\
220	Fandom remains strong\
221
222
223	Pleasant fashion show\
224	Giant laser strikes a god\
225	Friendship is magic\
226	--Tropers/CleverPun
227
228
229	Woah, what the hay! I\
230	Didn't think this would be good!\
231	...Did I just say 'hay?'\
232	-_- -Syrika
233
234	Rock, you are a rock\
235	Gray, like a rock, which you are\
236	Maud really loves rocks.\
237	-UMoon
238
239	Tirek steals magic\
240	Twilight uses Kamehameha?!?\
241	Surprisingly not anime.\
242	-p0nypanda
243
244	The background ponies\
245	Get their day in the limelight.\
246	The fans celebrate.

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