Line #187 Haiku/Homestuck


1	'''> Compose Japanese {{poetry}}.'''
2
3	You proceed to write\
4	simple yet elegant words\
5	regarding this work.
6
7	Due to the constant updating nature of ''Homestuck'', all spoilers are left unmarked.
8	----
9	"Look, a webcomic!\
10	[[WhatDoesThisButtonDo What does this [S] thingy mean-]]"\
11	[[YourHeadASplode Your mind]] [[SugarWiki/MomentOfAwesome has been blown.]]\
12	-{{Tropers/SMARTALIENQT}}
13
14	Four kids play a game.\
15	Moments later, they find out\
16	[[TheGamePlaysYou the game's playing]] ''[[TheGamePlaysYou them.]]''\
17	-[[{{Tropers/JosephStaleknight}} Joseph Staleknight]]
18
19	Twelve alien kids,\
20	playing a game of high stakes;\
21	Welcome to [[LowerDeckEpisode Hivebent]].\
22	-[[{{Tropers/JosephStaleknight}} Joseph Staleknight]]
23
24	Four children, one game.\
25	That sounds simple enough, [[TemptingFate right?]]\
26	[[MindScrew Not simple for long.]]\
27	-[[{{Tropers/KingZila}} King Zila]]
28
29	VideoGame/TheSims [[JustForFun/XMeetsY meets]] Videogame/{{Earthbound\|1994}}\
30	That's how [[WordOfGod Andrew]] explained it.\
31	SugarWiki/BetterThanItSounds.\
32	-[[{{Tropers/ReplisMonathin}} Replis Monathin]]
33
34	One Troll has gone sane,\
35	Trying to kill all the rest.\
36	Run from the [=HONKing=].\
37	-[[{{Tropers/JKRoo}} JK Roo]]
38
39	Shoosh Pap Honk Pap Shoosh\
40	Shoosh Honk Honk Pap Shoosh Honk Pap\
41	Shoosh Shoosh Honk Pap Shoosh\
42	- Geoclasm
43
44	Go on, get some sleep\
45	Let us be tangle buddies!\
46	Never sleep again.\
47	- Palhinuk
48
49	Disc One had five acts.\
50	Disc Two will have two acts more!\
51	...If we can find it.\
52	-[[{{Tropers/JosephStaleknight}} Joseph Staleknight]]
53
54	Hey bro, new update!\
55	Terezi found Disc Two! Yay!\
56	...It's been scratched, sadly...\
57	-@/{{Wikkit}}
58
59	First it was just John\
60	Then the zodiac appeared\
61	Try to save your life\
62	-@/CalamityJane
63
64	Once dead, now alive\
65	Born from green miles destruction\
66	Arisen Anew
67
68	Four friends and a game\
69	It will be so much fun guys\
70	Then we start dying
71
72	By Potato4
73
74	Twelve trolls and twelve signs\
75	It seems so obvious now\
76	Trolls: our zodiac
77
78	By Rosemarie
79
80	This is really dumb\
81	Andrew why you gotta mock\
82	us so much. it hurts.\
83	-Katana
84
85	With future haiku\
86	Please don't use any spoiler tags\
87	it's a new standard\
88	-Katana
89
90	Regarding Homestuck\
91	You can be sure of one thing:\
92	All puns are plot points\
93	-Qualtagh
94
95	An omniscient Doc\
96	Who mocks us with his white text\
97	gets creamed by Hussie\
98
99
100	Like really no joke\
101	Beats up the narrator\
102	Stop trolling us man\
103
104	\
105	-Potato 4
106
107	End of the Act's here.\
108	Time to sit back, relax, and--\
109	''DID [[{{Platform/Newgrounds}} THE SITE]] JUST CRASH?!''\
110	-@/JosephStaleknight
111
112	Okay, much better.\
113	Mirror's stable, now to watch--\
114	[[ShockingMoments Oh holy shit]] [[FlatWhat what]].\
115	-@/JosephStaleknight
116
117	All that ever was\
118	And all that ever will be\
119	[[ThatsNoMoon Drifts into the Sun.]]
120
121	Brand new universe.\
122	Guardians switch out with kids-\
123	Guess what [[WhamEpisode happens]] [[BreakTheCutie next.]]\
124
125	-Nanakiro
126
127	Puns, plot points, madness.\
128	[[FlatWhat What]] [[KudzuPlot the hell is going on.]]\
129	Quirky kids and trolls.\
130	\
131	Go forth, unnamed child,\
132	and fulfill your destiny.\
133	[[JigsawPuzzlePlot Everyone's confused.]]\
134	\
135	Will the journey end\
136	in victory or defeat?\
137	Only Andrew knows.\
138	\
139	(Except, not really;\
140	he just pulls it out his ass.\
141	Goddammit, Andrew.)\
142	-Ambey
143	- Ambey
144
145	What is this nonsense\
146	Praises surely oversung\
147	... [[SugarWiki/MomentOfAwesome HOLY FUCKING SHIT]]\
148	- Andreus
149
150	Four-thirteen, six-twelve,\
151	Ten-twenty-five, and six ones;\
152	[[ArcNumber Numbers]] everywhere!\
153	- @/JosephStaleknight
154
155	E%quisite MindScrew,\
156	TimeTravel, [[KudzuPlot weird plot]], and [[ArsonMurderAndJayWalking buckets]].\
157	So glubbing awesome.
158	- Lokie
159
160	"It was me and Jake,\
161	And we wrestled tenderly"\
162	Cool story, Brobot.\
163	- salixbabe
164
165	We are all obsessed.\
166	First we crashed Andrew's website.\
167	Then down came Newgrounds.\
168	- PyroForge
169
170	John, Rose, Dave, and Jade.\
171	Played a game called Sburb Beta.\
172	Adventure begins.\
173	- leppaberry
174
175	Though it may seem odd, \
176	This comic is addicting. \
177	Even though it's long. \
178	- @/{{Landorkus}}
179
180	Entangled in words. \
181	Pictures show epic events. \
182	I'm still so confused. \
183	- @/{{Silens Vox}}
184
185	If you want to know \
186	What Homestuck is, read Homestuck. \
187	The feeling will pass. \
188	- Anonymous
189
190	On the Heir's birthday, \
191	Mythical heroes ascend. \
192	[[WebcomicTime Longest day ever.]] \
193	- @/{{Goldenpelt}}
194
195	First there's four quadrants, \
196	Now there's nine more shipping ways? \
197	How far will he go?\
198	- @/{{StongRadd}}
199
200	Nak nak nak nak nak \
201	Nak nakka nakka nak nak \
202	Nakka nak nak nak. \
203	- [[TheUnintelligible LOHAC Gator]]
204
205	What's this webcomic? \
206	Three years of material? \
207	[[ArchivePanic God fucking dammit.]] \
208	- @/{{ch405_5p34r}}
209
210	Massive cliffhanger!\
211	Indefinite hiatus?\
212	Goddammit Hussie!\
213	- Palhinuk
214
215	Everyone is dead\
216	Ascend to God-Tier status\
217	Confusing as hell\
218	- ironicallyHomestuck
219
220	What is this shit?\
221	Why is the timeline so weird?\
222	Fuck this it's too long.\
223	- Togie
224
225	Aww, yes, Rosemary!\
226	...DRUNK HAPEN XROSE COMBOB\
227	Honestly, Hussie?\
228	- StarSong212
229
230	----
231	[[Webcomic/{{Homestuck}} > Go back]]

Context Haiku / Homestuck