Line #25 Haiku/HalfLife


1	Glasses, a crowbar\
2	And a [=PhD=] that he\
3	Never gets to use.
4	->-- [[{{Tropers/Tacitus}} Tacitus]]
5
6	I thought I told you\
7	No-one goes to Ravenholm\
8	You went anyway.
9	->-- Communist Bob
10
11	Quiet protagonist\
12	I can see what you did there\
13	Checking out her ass.
14	->-- [[{{Tropers/X-File}} X-File]]
15
16	Headcrabs everywhere\
17	The only solution here\
18	Crowbar them to death.
19	->-- [[{{Tropers/KingSonnDeeDoo}} KingSonnDeeDoo]]
20
21	Plot for Half-Life 2\
22	Written with many haikus\
23	'''Warning of Spoilers'''\
24	\
25	[[CurbStompBattle Seven hour war]]\
26	[[{{Dystopia}} Humanity has fallen]]\
27	[[TheHero Freeman]] is our hope\
28	\
29	A red letter day\
30	[[ScenicTourLevel Boarding Nova Prospekt train]]\
31	[[RightManInTheWrongPlace Freeman]] [[SleptThroughTheApocalypse has returned]]\
32	\
33	[[KidnappedByAnAlly Get to Kleiner's lab]]\
34	[[EscapeSequence Housing complex is raided]]\
35	[[OhCrap Miscount detected]]\
36	\
37	Get help from [[ActionGirl Alyx]]\
38	Decision to leave the city\
39	Teleport testing\
40	\
41	[[TeleporterAccident Teleport gone wrong]]\
42	[[GasMaskMooks Civil Protection]] abound\
43	Here is your [[CrowbarCombatant crowbar]]\
44	\
45	Trainyard to canals\
46	[[FacelessGoons Combine]] in over their heads\
47	[[BadassNormal Gordon]] cuts a swath\
48	\
49	[[CoolBoat Airboat]] for transport\
50	[[SortingAlgorithmOfEvil Resistance is mounting fast]]\
51	[[BossBattle Hunter Chopper down]]\
52	\
53	[[ExpositionBreak Safety finally]]\
54	Made it to Black Mesa East\
55	[[BadassBookworm Freeman]] gets [[WreakingHavok The Gun]]\
56	\
57	Combine sneak attack\
58	[[InvoluntaryGroupSplit Tunnel collapse cuts you off]]\
59	Go through [[IDontLikeTheSoundOfThatPlace Ravenholm]]\
60	\
61	[[OurZombiesAreDifferent Zombies]] are coming\
62	Once more, [[SilentProtagonist Gordon]] cuts a swath\
63	"To the mine, brother!"\
64	\
65	[[CorridorCubbyholeRun Ascending from hell]]\
66	Dodge the [[LaserSight snipers]] and soldiers\
67	Winston has gone down\
68	\
69	Catching a breather\
70	Alyx relays the bad news\
71	Eli was captured\
72	\
73	Take the [[CoolCar dune buggy]]\
74	Station Six to Lighthouse Point\
75	[[HeroicMime Freeman]] is coming\
76	\
77	Highway Seventeen\
78	Barricades and ambushes\
79	Break through to freedom\
80	\
81	[[VideoGameCrueltyPotential Pin guard to billboard]]\
82	Shut down the [[ForceFieldDoor force field]] power\
83	Climb under the bridge\
84	\
85	Arrive at Lighthouse\
86	[[AutobotsRockOut Repel the the Combine attack]]\
87	Enter the Sandtraps\
88	\
89	[[LivingMotionDetector Stay off of the sand]]\
90	Vibrations drive [[InsectoidAliens them]] crazy\
91	[[BullfightBoss Antlion Guard]] fight\
92	\
93	Finish off the Guard\
94	Vortigaunt gets pheremones\
95	[[PlayerMooks You control the bugs]]\
96	\
97	Storming the prison\
98	Infiltrate [[ForebodingArchitecture Nova Prospekt]]\
99	[[MoreExpendableThanYou Antlions distract]]\
100	\
101	Meet up with Alyx\
102	[[HoldTheLine Stand-offs with auto-turrets]]\
103	Locate Eli's pod\
104	\
105	Find Doctor Mossman\
106	[[HeelFaceTurn Confront her]] and [[EnemyMine recruit her]]\
107	Prepare teleport\
108	\
109	Mossman [[FaceHeelTurn betrays you]]\
110	Eli is taken with her\
111	Escape just in time\
112	\
113	Appear in the lab\
114	[[YearOutsideHourInside You have been gone for a week]]\
115	[[UrbanWarfare Fighting in the streets]]\
116	\
117	Into the firefight\
118	[[MagneticHero Rally the rebels to you]]\
119	Follow the [[CrowbarCombatant Freeman]]\
120	\
121	Snipers all over\
122	Short sprints into the building\
123	Say hi to Barney\
124	\
125	Kill all the snipers\
126	Bring down the suppression gun\
127	[[FinalBattle Enter the Striders]]\
128	\
129	Freeman has triumphed\
130	[[RobotBuddy D0G]] opens the way inside\
131	[[MadeOfIron The Freeman]] [[StormingTheCastle descends]]\
132	\
133	Ride in on a pod\
134	[[NiceJobFixingItVillain Security malfunction]]\
135	[[EleventhHourSuperpower The Gun becomes Death]]\
136	\
137	[[GrievousHarmWithABody Blast through the soldiers]]\
138	[[OneManArmy Gordon]] is unstoppable\
139	Take a pod upwards\
140	\
141	Captured by Combine\
142	[[CorruptCorporateExecutive Breen]] [[SmugSnake gloats over his captives]]\
143	[[HeelFaceRevolvingDoor Mossman threatens him]]\
144	\
145	Breen panics and fires\
146	The Gun destroys your prison\
147	[[ActionDuo The duo]] gives chase\
148	\
149	Interrupt a call\
150	Breen flees and leaves you The Gun\
151	[[TooDumbToLive Too stupid to live]]\
152	\
153	[[ClimbingClimax Climb the reactor]]\
154	Destroy vital components\
155	Breen is defeated\
156	\
157	"Great job there [[HeroicNeutral Gordon!]]\
158	[[GoingCritical We have to get out of here]]\
159	Maybe we still [[TimeStandsStill have-]]"\
160	\
161	''[[AcCENTUponTheWrongSylLABle "Time, Doctor Freeman?"]]''\
162	G-Man puts you in [[SealedBadassInACan stasis]] \
163	[[CliffHanger Rest until next time]]
164	->-- [[{{Tropers/dystopianScion}} dystopianScion]]
165
166	“We’ll see about that,”\
167	Says the man with the brief case.\
168	Vortigaunts are cool.\
169	\
170	Crowbar always pwns\
171	Various parasitic\
172	Zombifying crabs.\
173	\
174	Grandchildren, he wants.\
175	You’re busy fighting Combine.\
176	[[spoiler:Too bad he dies first.]]
177	->-- [[{{Tropers/Bespectacled}} bespectacled]]
178
179	We grow impatient.\
180	Gaben, please stop [[TrollingCreator trolling us:]]\
181	Where is [[{{Vaporware}} Half-Life 3?]]
182	->-- {{Tropers/thevisualboy37}}

Context Haiku / HalfLife