Line #248 Haiku/DoctorWho


1	A Police Box that's\
2	Far bigger on the inside\
3	Goes through time and space
4	-->--[[{{Tropers/Petranca}} Petranca]]
5
6	The Doctor\
7	Incidental saviour\
8	Who bypasses history
9	-->--[[{{Tropers/SabrinaDiamond}} sabrina_diamond]]
10
11	He's our first Doctor,\
12	A TechnicalPacifist.\
13	He's a grandfather.
14	-->-- notreallyatroper
15
16	Many companions\
17	Adric annoyed everyone\
18	The rest were okay
19	-->-- [[{{Tropers/Elan}} Elan]]
20
21	This is the one show\
22	Where the [[WildMassGuessing Wild Mass Guess]] is true\
23	He is a Time Lord
24	-->-- [[{{Tropers/Blork}} Blork]]
25
26	We're very sorry
27
28	we lost the middle.
29	-->--[[Tropers/WolfMoonRising Wolf Moon Rising]]
30
31	Hartnell: Grandfather;\
32	[[AwesomeAnachronisticApparel Proper gentleman]] who [[CoolPeopleRebelAgainstAuthority stole]]\
33	[[TimeMachine Time and space machine.]]
34
35	Troughton: Most is lost\
36	Due to wiping tapes. ([[OldShame What shame!]])\
37	His best friend: [[ManInAKilt Jamie.]]
38
39	Pertwee: in color!\
40	[[TheExile Stuck on earth]] for far too long;\
41	Oft fought TheMaster.
42
43	Tom: Bohemian;\
44	Longest lasting on telly;\
45	Melancholy end.
46
47	Davison: Cricket;\
48	[[NiceGuy Polite, reserved, but boring?]]\
49	"Caves" was best but last.
50
51	Colin: The colors!\
52	Caustic, antisocial, but\
53	[[ExecutiveMeddling Axed too soon by Beeb.]]
54
55	[=McCoy=]: Rrrrrrolled his Rrrrrrr's.\
56	Clown, then [[DarkerAndEdgier darker/edgier;]]\
57	Had nice final speech.
58
59	[=McGann=]: Half-human\
60	On his mother's side ([[FanonDiscontinuity Or not!]]);\
61	[[WhatCouldHaveBeen Should have had more time.]]
62
63	Eccleston: Did not\
64	Want typecasting; bailed quickly;\
65	Nice while it lasted.
66
67	Tennant: fan of Fifth;\
68	[[CharacterCatchphrase "Brilliant!"]] but vengeful; [[AGodAmI went mad]]\
69	[[AGodAmI At end;]] repented.
70
71	Smith: Bow Ties Are Cool.\
72	Fezzes too. Pandoricas?\
73	[[GoMadFromTheIsolation Not so much, Amy.]]
74	-->-- [[{{Tropers/TheWhovianZorker}} The Whovian Zorker]]
75
76	Fantastic, Moffat\
77	But when you explain all this\
78	Our minds will explode.
79	-->-- werebunny131
80
81	Poor, Sad, Lonely Bob.\
82	He was killed by an Angel.\
83	Now he is pissed off.
84	-->-- {{Tropers/Abracadavre}}
85
86	Peter Davison\
87	Tennant is a huge fanboy\
88	He wears celery
89	-->--jodabomb24
90
91	When Demon's Run,\
92	The Pond child is lost.\
93	The Doctor will fall.
94	-->-- {{Tropers/Snowyalice}}
95
96	They stole each other,\
97	The boy and box of space-time\
98	They were mad enough
99	-->--Completely Different
100
101	ドクターとターディス\
102	友達の泥棒\
103	時間旅行
104	-->-- Jarieスイクン
105
106	[[Recap/DoctorWhoS32E8LetsKillHitler Let's Go Kill Hitler]]\
107	Or lock him in the cupboard\
108	[[WhatHappenedToTheMouse Forgotten Quickly]]
109	-->--@/DontKillBugs
110
111	The Weeping Angels\
112	Move just when you're not looking\
113	No. Really. Don't blink.
114	-->--{{Tropers/Generality}}
115
116	The Doctor will fall\
117	On the fields of Trenzalore\
118	[[spoiler:Question: [[TitleDrop Doctor Who?]]]]
119	-->--{{Tropers/rickied}}
120
121	Sailing Time and Space\
122	Blue Box Rockets Through Heaven\
123	Bananas are Good\
124	-->--{{Tropers/BronyHeresy}}
125
126	Tom Baker was Fourth\
127	D'you want a jelly baby?\
128	Always wore his scarf.
129
130	The Ponds are leaving\
131	No no no no no no no\
132	No no no no no.\
133	-->--{{Tropers/skandarlovesredvines}}
134
135	Jenna appeared early\
136	Attractive, flirty, but a dalek\
137	See her next at Christmas.\
138	-ElectricNova-
139
140	Don't blink or you're dead\
141	Bowties and fezzes are cool\
142	'Nuff said. ''Allons-y!''\
143	-Creator/RLYoshi
144
145	BAD WOLF BAD WOLF BAD\
146	WOLF BAD WOLF BAD WOLF BAD WOLF\
147	Goodbye, universe.\
148	-- Tero
149
150	LONG LIVE THE DALEKS!\
151	ANY CREATURE LESSER THAN US\
152	WE EX-TER-MINATE!!\
153	-- Tero
154
155	True Doctor Who fans\
156	Wish to use the TARDIS to\
157	Save the master tapes.\
158	-- Argovald Dweller
159
160	Sum up The Doctor\
161	Anywhere or Anywhen\
162	Just not his target\
163	-- Keybounce
164
165	Rory is alive;\
166	Then dead, alive, dead, alive;\
167	Then, probably dead.\
168	-- OceanHomer
169
170	Two shadows mean\
171	You'll soon be dead, bare bones... Hey!\
172	Who turned out the lights?
173
174	Two shadows mean\
175	You'll soon be dead, bare bones... Hey!\
176	Who turned out the lights?
177
178	Two shadows mean\
179	You'll soon be dead, bare bones... Hey!\
180	Who turned out the lights?\
181	-- Binzobargle
182
183	A new incarnation\
184	Forgotten by the Doctor\
185	The BlackSheep- John Hurt.\
186	-- Jarvindalus Province
187
188	Why is Susan strange?\
189	[[EdutainmentShow Two teachers investigate]].\
190	Adventure ensues.
191
192	A cosmic hobo\
193	[[MonsterOfTheWeek Meets monsters through time and space]]\
194	With Scotsman and girl.
195
196	"James-Bond" alien\
197	Exiled to Earth, shall battle...\
198	[[AnimateInanimateObject Everyday]] [[EverythingTryingToKillYou objects]]?
199
200	Odd time-traveler.\
201	Gothic, funny adventures...\
202	[[GenreShift ...Serious ones, too]]!
203
204	Hero cricketeer's\
205	Time-traveling family\
206	[[DownerEnding Ends with tragedy]].
207
208	Bright, rainbow coat on\
209	[[JerkWithAHeartOfGold Alien with heart of gold]]:\
210	He is a hero!
211
212	Little man: silly?\
213	No, he is [[TheChessmaster very cunning]]\
214	And trains his friend, Ace.
215
216	A romantic man\
217	With two hearts has adventures\
218	[[BreakTheCutie That break his two hearts]].
219
220	The Time War is here,\
221	But a Doctor ends the war\
222	With his words - [[CharacterCatchphrase "No more"]].
223
224	Young British girl meets\
225	Alien war veteran,\
226	Who [[CharacterDevelopment learns happiness]].
227
228	Old foes, new foes, fun\
229	Alien time-traveler.\
230	[[DownerEnding It ends quite sadly]].
231
232	Amy Pond learns her\
233	[[NotSoImaginaryFriend "Imaginary" friend]] is\
234	A time-traveler.
235	-->--[[{{Tropers/quaintriddlecharlie}} quaintriddlecharlie]]
236
237	He rescues people,\
238	Saves worlds, faces great evils...\
239	And he runs a lot.
240
241	Seriously, friend,\
242	There's an outrageous amount\
243	Of running involved.
244
245	Downloading upgrade...\
246	Everybody lives! Just once,\
247	EVERYBODY LIVES!
248	-->--Kirayoshi
249
250	Our Raggedy Man\
251	Has gone to sleep- it's midnight\
252	Hello, Doctor Twelve.
253	-->--Carlhummus
254
255	Psychic Paper trick\
256	"A Responsible Adult"\
257	Woops! A lie too big.
258	--> [[{{Tropers/GildasMagnus}} GildasMagnus]]
259
260	Madman in a box.\
261	Adventures in space and time.\
262	Woo-ee-OOOOO! EEE-OOOOO!
263	--> [[{{Tropers/tropesinreadiness}} tropesinreadiness]]
264
265	BBC America:\
266	''[[BerserkButton If you keep skipping Nine's run...]]''\
267	'''Prepare to see Hell.'''
268	-->--[[{{Tropers/Maddoxsort}} Maddoxsort]]
269
270	She's [[TheNthDoctor number]] [[Series/DoctorWho thirteen]],\
271	and the first that is [[GenderBender female]],\
272	the future looks bright.
273	-->--Tropers/TimeLordVictorious
274
275	An alien who\
276	Travels time in a phone booth\
277	He's lived many lives

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