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1	Preachy comic strips,\
2	Chick Tracts's ignorant author\
3	forces the morals.
4	-->-- Tropers/SizzlyBacon
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6	It’s because of him\
7	That I became unholy\
8	That’s atheist, right?
9	-->-- mercutiyo2003
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11	When I read Chick Tracts\
12	I go lolwhut. [[MyGodYouAreSerious Then I find\
13	out he's serious]].
14	-->--Lanavis
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16	Don't drop the anvil\
17	Makes Christians look like morons\
18	Too {{Anvilicious}}!
19	-->-- @/{{Kexruct}}
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21	{{Anvilicious}} strips\
22	that make every Christian go,\
23	like, "[[UnwantedAssistance Stop Helping Me]]"
24	-->-- @/AlexSora89
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26	This preacher's creepy,\
27	harrassing groups of people\
28	that aren't just like him.
29	-->-- @/{{DeepC}}
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31	It's because of him\
32	that I started reading the\
33	Literature/HarryPotter books.
34	-->-- @/{{EranofArcadia}}
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36	Whatever God says\
37	it's much harder to believe\
38	with all of the {{Narm}}.
39	-->-- @/{{Seaport}}
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41	All of Jack Chick's tracts\
42	Are the very reason that\
43	I'm an atheist.
44	-->-- @/OhManOhMy
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46	Jack Chick likes to think\
47	That [[AncientConspiracy evil Catholicism]]\
48	Causes everything.
49	-->-- @/XanaduRising
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51	[[AnviLicious The moral here is]]\
52	Become born-again Christian or\
53	you end up in hell.
54	-->-- @/PseudoDino
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56	You will go to hell.\
57	You will really go to hell.\
58	You will go to hell
59	-->-- @/Hagagaga
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61	Jack Chick and his tracts\
62	Make me very happy to\
63	To be [[CampGay flaming gay]]
64	-->-- @/CainandAble
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66	These Comics are a\
67	great example why you should\
68	not [[DontShootTheMessage shoot the message]].
69	-->-- @/{{Sammy-Dragon92}}
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71	Some of Jack Chick's tracts\
72	could have been [[TearJerker touching]] - had they\
73	been less filled with {{Narm}}.
74	-->-- @/MerlinOfKensington
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76	My grandmother read\
77	Chick Tracts, and kept them around\
78	Unironically.
79	-->-- @/PugBuddies
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Context Haiku / ChickTracts