Line #387 Haiku/AzuMangaDaioh


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3	[[folder:Nyperold's Vast Collection of 'Azumanga Daioh!' Haikus]]
4	Teacher's chain comes off\
5	When a student stops to help\
6	Takes the bike and rides
7	-->@/{{Nyperold}}
8
9	Just in time for class\
10	Three sizes are a secret\
11	But it's the wrong room
12	-->{{@/Nyperold}}
13
14	New transfer student\
15	Good thing in a small package\
16	She's just ten years old?!?
17	-->@/{{Nyperold}}
18
19	Cooking is so fun\
20	Yay, it's ready! Or is it\
21	Not cooking at all?
22	-->@/{{Nyperold}}
23
24	Master and student\
25	Chihiro's helping Chiyo?\
26	Other way around
27	-->@/{{Nyperold}}
28
29	Making her own lunch\
30	And string figures, good at them\
31	Not tongue twisters, though
32	-->@/{{Nyperold}}
33
34	Forgotten homework\
35	Chiyo cowers at the front\
36	Tap power reduced
37	-->@/{{Nyperold}}
38
39	Cooking is so fun\
40	Yay, it's ready! Cookies, cake!\
41	Don't tell them to wait!
42	-->@/{{Nyperold}}
43
44	Sakaki's scary\
45	Vet, florist, stuffed toy vendor?\
46	Maybe really nice...
47	-->@/{{Nyperold}}
48
49	Sakaki is cool\
50	So say all the other girls\
51	...What was that cute thing?
52	-->@/{{Nyperold}}
53
54	"Are you in a club?\
55	I'm in astronomy club.\
56	Would you be..." runs off
57	-->@/{{Nyperold}}
58
59	What a nice spring day!\
60	Look, a doggie being walked!\
61	Stretch, and then go run
62	-->@/{{Nyperold}}
63
64	Oh, hey, it's a cat\
65	Should I try to pet it? Yeah.\
66	What could it hurt-- CHOMP
67	-->@/{{Nyperold}}
68
69	"Why's your hand wrapped up?"\
70	"Maybe he was in a mood."\
71	"Did she have a fight?"
72	-->@/{{Nyperold}}
73
74	The same cat again\
75	Good mood? A second attempt\
76	Ends up the same way
77	-->@/{{Nyperold}}
78
79	Tomo Takino\
80	Hyper is her middle name\
81	Or just "Wildcat"
82	-->@/{{Nyperold}}
83
84	Yukari? I'm late!\
85	Standing out in the hallway\
86	Not that teacher cares
87	-->@/{{Nyperold}}
88
89	Lasting five minutes,\
90	Then ten, fifteen, and twenty,\
91	At which point she falls
92	-->@/{{Nyperold}}
93
94	Challenging Chiyo\
95	Neither know the answer. Yay!\
96	Now she says they're tied
97	-->@/{{Nyperold}}
98
99	Going out for bread\
100	A speedy return! Too bad\
101	No one was timing
102	-->@/{{Nyperold}}
103
104	Racing Sakaki\
105	Starting with an advantage\
106	Moving mountains back
107	-->@/{{Nyperold}}
108
109	Tomo's in the lead?\
110	Not for long; she falls behind\
111	She's the runner-up!
112	-->@/{{Nyperold}}
113
114	Another transfer\
115	But she comes from Osaka\
116	A new tsukkomi?
117	-->@/{{Nyperold}}
118
119	Introductions made\
120	Teacher expects Kansai-ben?\
121	Reluctantly done
122	-->@/{{Nyperold}}
123
124	Osaka busts myths\
125	Takoyaki expected\
126	"Nandeyanen?" "YAY!"
127	-->@/{{Nyperold}}
128
129	Get it together\
130	Paying attention in class? No.\
131	Busy saying it
132	-->@/{{Nyperold}}
133
134	Nickname acquired\
135	But it's after her hometown\
136	Now it's stuck for good
137	-->@/{{Nyperold}}
138
139	Follow Osaka\
140	Watch her wait at the crosswalk\
141	Whoops, it's red again...
142	-->@/{{Nyperold}}
143
144	Notice Chiyo-chan\
145	She's a super-smart student\
146	Not a smart aleck
147	-->@/{{Nyperold}}
148
149	Osaka's spacey?\
150	Soap slips, and handkerchief falls\
151	Now it's soaking wet
152	-->@/{{Nyperold}}
153
154	Those tiny bubbles\
155	In my eyes make me track 'em\
156	And miss everything
157	-->@/{{Nyperold}}
158
159	A scream? Huge cockroach!\
160	Tomo pursues, swatting friends\
161	Before killing it
162	-->@/{{Nyperold}}
163
164	Now it's on her book\
165	Yukari cannot advise\
166	Too squeamish to help
167	-->@/{{Nyperold}}
168
169	Osaka races\
170	Chiyo is slightly faster\
171	Is she just too smart?
172	-->@/{{Nyperold}}
173
174	Now for volleyball\
175	Splitting into groups of six\
176	What? Ten million yen?
177	-->@/{{Nyperold}}
178
179	Served by Chihiro\
180	Chiyo and Yomi set up\
181	Sakaki's great spike
182	-->@/{{Nyperold}}
183
184	What's Osaka's aim?\
185	To be just like Sakaki\
186	Not to take her out
187	-->@/{{Nyperold}}
188
189	Tomo's power serve\
190	Pegs the back of Chiyo's head\
191	Will she be okay?
192	-->@/{{Nyperold}}
193
194	Overhead passing\
195	Osaka and Chiyo-chan\
196	Get their facials here
197	-->@/{{Nyperold}}
198
199	Osaka totters\
200	Balanced badly, scaring them\
201	Until she sits down
202	-->@/{{Nyperold}}
203
204	Opening her lunch\
205	Tomo finds a nice surprise\
206	All her top three foods!
207	-->@/{{Nyperold}}
208
209	Concentrating hard\
210	Osaka pulls carefully\
211	Splits her chopsticks clean
212	-->@/{{Nyperold}}
213
214	Yomi likes spicy\
215	Osaka can't handle it\
216	Mischievous Yomi
217	-->@/{{Nyperold}}
218
219	Osaka tries it\
220	Now her mouth is burning up\
221	Then she has hiccups
222	-->@/{{Nyperold}}
223
224	Try drinking some juice\
225	Now with plugged up ears and nose\
226	But it doesn't work
227	-->@/{{Nyperold}}
228
229	Balanced on chopsticks?\
230	The cup falls off, spilling juice\
231	Time for music class
232	-->@/{{Nyperold}}
233
234	Hiccups don't help out\
235	Playing a wind instrument\
236	Will you knock that off?!?
237	-->@/{{Nyperold}}
238
239	Osaka's hiccups\
240	Have stayed over two hours\
241	Will she die today?
242	-->@/{{Nyperold}}
243
244	Next, the fear gambit\
245	Please, Osaka, be afraid!\
246	Chiyo's not scary
247	-->@/{{Nyperold}}
248
249	Smacking on the back\
250	Isn't good at curing them\
251	That's when you're choking
252	-->@/{{Nyperold}}
253
254	Spasms in the diaphragm\
255	Punch in the solar plexus\
256	Just puts her in pain
257	-->@/{{Nyperold}}
258
259	Sakaki chimes in\
260	She has a folk remedy\
261	Just brew some kaki
262	-->@/{{Nyperold}}
263
264	Ah, the classic cure\
265	Holding your breath for a time\
266	Whoops, that went too fast
267	-->@/{{Nyperold}}
268
269	Push on the eyeballs\
270	And when that doesn't do it\
271	Pull on her tongue. Ow!
272	-->@/{{Nyperold}}
273
274	Give it to someone?\
275	Sounds a bit hokey, but still --\
276	Don't give it to me!
277	-->@/{{Nyperold}}
278
279	Could be that she's sick\
280	What might be the problem here?\
281	Probably the brain
282	-->@/{{Nyperold}}
283
284	While they discuss\
285	Chiyo notices they've stopped\
286	But what was the cure?
287	-->@/{{Nyperold}}
288
289	All's well that ends well\
290	Except Chiyo has them now?\
291	Try it all again!
292	-->@/{{Nyperold}}
293
294	Sharks and dolphins are\
295	Fish and mammals, so therefore\
296	Snails are insects?
297	-->@/{{Nyperold}}
298
299	Osaka's trying\
300	To instigate a punch line\
301	But they don't know it
302	-->@/{{Nyperold}}
303
304	Chiyo's pigtails\
305	Connected, detachable?\
306	Could she get new ones?
307	-->@/{{Nyperold}}
308
309	Jolted from her thought\
310	Osaka's shaken awake\
311	Hey! Don't fall asleep!
312	-->@/{{Nyperold}}
313
314	Chiyo is called in\
315	Kurosawa-sensei gives\
316	her her new swimsuit
317	-->@/{{Nyperold}}
318
319	Yukari comes in\
320	Talks about going drinking\
321	Now is not the time
322	-->@/{{Nyperold}}
323
324	"Nyamo"? What's that?\
325	Kurosawa's old nickname\
326	Don't use it at work
327	-->@/{{Nyperold}}
328
329	Yukari's messy\
330	But she can find everything\
331	...The dictionary?
332	-->@/{{Nyperold}}
333
334	Starts an avalanche\
335	Chiyo holds it up, but then\
336	is buried... again
337	-->@/{{Nyperold}}
338
339	Tomo and Yomi\
340	Outrank teachers easily\
341	In terms of classmates
342	-->@/{{Nyperold}}
343
344	Chiyo doesn't have\
345	Any classmates from past grades\
346	Isn't that a shock
347	-->@/{{Nyperold}}
348
349	Tomo tells of bread\
350	that evolved into monsters\
351	...It was made up, right?
352	-->@/{{Nyperold}}
353
354	Minamo begins\
355	To tell about Yukari\
356	But Yukari sings
357	-->@/{{Nyperold}}
358	[[/folder]]
359
360	Who is Nyperold?!\
361	Azumanga's only fan?!\
362	TOMO could do this!
363	-->@/{{Slopeslider}}
364
365	[[EskimosArentReal "Reindeer don't exist,"]]\
366	Says Tomo. Yet she is wrong.\
367	Wails, [[VillainousBreakdown "I'm not stupid!"]]
368	-->@/NatTheWriter
369
370	Nyamo is drunk\
371	[[TheTalk And sharing some deep wisdom.]]\
372	[[JustAKid Chiyo is baffled.]]
373	-->@/NatTheWriter
374
375	Wow, there's a lot here!\
376	So many clever haikus\
377	About this weird show.
378	-->@/SgtFrog1
379
380	Okinawa mountains\
381	Home to wildcats and trees\
382	And [[spoiler: Sakaki's pet]]
383	-->@/ManCalledTrue
384
385	"We're Team Seaslug!" "What?!"\
386	"But why?! They're so..." ''[[{{Beat}} [a brief pause] ]]''\
387	"Go Team Seaslug!" "Yay..."
388	-->--@/TheHeroHartmut
389
390	Farewell to their school\
391	Yet they will all still be friends\
392	Even with [[JerkAss Tomo]]
393	-->--/Bobbk
394
395	Why do you all think\
396	"Nyamo" has three syllables?\
397	Nya. Mo. Only ''two''.
398	-->--@/SenseiLeRoof
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400
401	Creepy orange cat...\
402	Sakaki believes he is\
403	Chiyo's real father.
404	-->--@/{{Ruise}}
405
406	Summer vacation!\
407	Tomo throws the keys away.\
408	Everyone is pissed.

Context Haiku / AzuMangaDaioh