Line #69 Haiku/ArsonMurderAndJaywalking

Context Haiku / ArsonMurderAndJaywalking

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1	Being child lover,\
2	A national socialist,\
3	Weakly ending list.
4	-->Tropers/{{Performansas}}
5
6	Serial killer\
7	Kicks cute animals for fun\
8	And likes the Music/SpiceGirls\
9	-- [[Tropers/SerenitySquid Serenity Squid]]
10
11	He did WHAT you say?\
12	Stole cars, beat up little kids,\
13	and talks during films!\
14	-- Poisonarrow
15
16	The BigBad did ''what''?\
17	Destroyed the hero's hometown\
18	''And'' ate the last chip?\
19	-- [[Tropers/HappyDuck Happy Duck]]
20
21	Wanted for mauling\
22	Livestock, swindling old people,\
23	And drinking my tea.\
24	--[[{{Tropers/Headbreaker}} Headbreaker]]
25
26	This guy killed fifteen\
27	Million people and made\
28	Me drink some V8.
29	--[[Tropers/CrazyLuigi Crazy Luigi]]
30
31	You're an evil man!\
32	You slaughtered fifty sheep and\
33	[[MattressTagGag Stole a mattress tag!]]
34	-- Iceguppie
35
36	I confess that I\
37	[[KickTheDog kicked your dog,]] wrecked your Wii and\
38	Ate your gummy worms.\
39	-- [[{{Tropers.Snowsky}} Snowsky]]
40
41	I know of that fiend.\
42	'Ere [[ChronicBackstabbingDisorder treason]] and genocide,\
43	He'd [[MoralEventHorizon badmouth this site]]!\
44	-- [[{{Tropers.DragonAtma}} DragonAtma]]
45
46	Killed twelve; ate the stiffs,\
47	Gave P. E. T. A. anthrax,\
48	Can't bowl for his life.\
49	--@/SoWeAteThem[[spoiler:'s rap sheet in situ]]
50
51	Eats little children,\
52	Assaults everyone he meets,\
53	Does not like Disney.\
54	-- [[{{Tropers.NiqqaSwaq}} NiqqaSwaq]]
55
56	Befouls the water,\
57	Hoards basic necessities,\
58	Smells something awful.\
59	--Tropers/BananaPancakes
60
61	Kills others for fun\
62	Burns down civilizations\
63	Takes a banana
64	-->-- Dark Elf Princess
65
66	He broke my windows,\
67	Destroyed my flower garden,\
68	And stepped on my lawn.\
69	--[[{{Tropers.astrokitty}} astrokitty]]
70
71	Evil knows no bounds!\
72	It hits wives, smothers puppies,\
73	And eats all your snacks!
74	-->The Dread Gazebo
75
76	Something bad is done\
77	Something even worse is done\
78	Something Petty's done.
79	--->Threedogs123
80
81	Poisoned the water\
82	Killed a police officer\
83	Kicked a cute puppy.
84	--->Threedogs123
85
86	Stole from the big bank\
87	Burned all of the city crops\
88	Vandalised a car.
89	--->Threedogs123
90
91	Serial killer\
92	Serial child rapist\
93	Serial robber.
94	--->Threedogs123
95
96	Stole from a big bank\
97	Exposed herself to children\
98	Kicked a cute puppy.
99	--->Threedogs123
100
101	Beat up an old man\
102	Set an orphanage aflame\
103	Vandalised a car.
104	--->Threedogs123
105
106	A very bad guy\
107	Who wants to destroy the world \
108	And writes dumb haiku.
109	---> Tropers/{{Ai-Fan}}
110
111	-> Commit genocide,
112	-> Tried to burnt the city down,
113	-> And never leave tips
114	-->Beyond The Darkness
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Context Haiku / ArsonMurderAndJaywalking