Line #8 GroinAttack/WebComics


1	[[quoteright:194:[[Webcomic/DominicDeegan https://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/images/deeganpunch_5654.gif]]]]
2	[[caption-width-right:194:Dominic said there was no need for violence. The dwarf [[TalkToTheFist respectfully]] [[ShutUpKirk disagreed]].]]
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5	{{Groin Attack}}s in {{Webcomics}}.
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8	!!Played for Comedy
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10	%%Weblinks are NOT examples, please explain any links you may add, since they may expire and then the example is useless.
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12	* [[https://www.deviantart.com/wolfyfox42/art/APRIL-FOOLS-BOI-792075986 This comic]] features OSA getting annoyed so he kicks [[VideoGame/LittleBigPlanet3 Newton]] in the balls. Ouch.
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14	* Abused mercilessly in ''Webcomic/ButtlordGT'' - one memorable example being a KamehameHadoken Groin Attack at ''point blank range''.
15	* ''Webcomic/SluggyFreelance'':
16	** The comic has milked a lot of humor from Gwynn's violent tendencies, including how often she nails Riff in the groin when he acts like an insensitive jerk. Interestingly enough, [[http://www.sluggy.com/daily.php?date=070821 the strip on August 21st, 2007]] shows that Zoe's just as affected by a crotch kick as the two male leads.
17	** Then there's Bun-Bun's GroinAttack on Gofotron: He stole the SixthRanger's piece of the CombiningMecha, the crotch. [[HilarityEnsues Hilarity]] [[MikeNelsonDestroyerOfWorlds Ensues]].
18	* In ''[[Webcomic/EightBitTheater 8-Bit Theater]]'' Black Mage, soon after becoming a Blue Mage (which allows him to learn attacks he survives getting hit with) is hit by a "Goblin Punch", which is actually just a kick in the nuts from a non-goblin monster (the attack was named by "the greatest cryptozoologist in all Red Wizard history, Blindy O'Sightless"). He learns this attack and [[http://www.nuklearpower.com/2006/03/11/episode-671-kick-off/ returns it]] [[MegatonPunch with enough force to launch the enemy into low orbit]].
19	* In ''Webcomic/{{Monsterful}}'', the mummy Lily Osiris has shown her pervert ghost friend Lawrence that not even ghosts are safe from this.
20	* In the Furry comic ''P.S.I.'', wrestler Lucy demonstrates her [[http://psiwebcomic.com/comics/32 signature attack]].
21	** In relation to that, ''Webcomic/BadlyDrawnKitties'' shows us [[http://badlydrawnkitties.com/OldComics/20050620_gif_view.htm where Lucy learned it]], [[http://badlydrawnkitties.com/OldComics/20050622_gif_view.htm and then applies it]]! However, after being fired, Lucy makes her former boss really [[http://badlydrawnkitties.com/OldComics/20050704_gif_view.htm regret it]]!
22	--> ''Lucy:'' Well, at least I got to kick one last guy in the balls!
23	* ''Webcomic/BiggerThanCheeses'' even has (or had; it hasn't made an appearance in quite some time) its own sound effect for nut shots -- "Bojangles," or sometimes the long form "[[http://www.biggercheese.com/index.php?comic=81 Right in the bojangles]]!"
24	* In ''Webcomic/RoninGalaxy'' a gangster challenges Cecil to a duel with katanas, but the hero manages to even things out with a [[http://www.roningalaxy.com/comic/page-36/ kick in the crotch.]]
25	* ''WebComic/{{Goats}}'' has several characters' genetic materials extracted by the [[http://www.goats.com/archive/061128.html urethra weasels]], which are [[http://www.goats.com/archive/061129.html just as painful]] as they sound; made worse by the [[http://www.goats.com/archive/061130.html graphic description]] of their function given while they work.
26	* ''Webcomic/TheOrderOfTheStick'':
27	** Haley's father was apparently rendered sterile by a poison dart to the nuts.
28	** In [[https://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots1251.html Bite Sized]], Haley restrains [[spoiler:Serini]] by holding them in a body lock and lifting them off the ground. [[spoiler:Serini]] desperately kicks their legs and hits Haley in the crotch on the backswing. Haley lets out a grunt of pain but doesn't let go.
29	* In a storyline of ''Webcomic/NipAndTuck'', Thelma Opossum was about to be photographed in a bikini when the photographer tells her [[spoiler:that she have to lose the outfit in question for a nude photo shoot]]. She immediately starts kicking lecherous guy's butt, which gets the attention of a lady wrestler.
30	** Remember that section in Film about Elly Mae and that "Hickory Nut Crunch" finishing move from the Beverly Hillbillies movie? [[http://www.rhjunior.com/nip-and-tuck-0535/ Thelma applies it forthwith. Ta-ta to those testicles.]]
31	* In ''Webcomic/QuestionableContent'' [[https://questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=185 Faye accidentally headbutts Marten's groin]] and then vomits all over him while she's blind drunk.
32	** [[https://questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=746 In a later comic]], the Vespavenger's Vespa, which could morph into a not-so-giant-mecha, manages to also hit Marten in the crotch, ''with a metal pole''. This leads to the statement from Marten as he's on the ground in pain, "Pain level...[[Creator/WilliamShatner Shatnerian]]... in...intensity"
33	* Happens a few times in ''Webcomic/DominicDeegan''. "There's no need for -- " ''[[http://www.dominic-deegan.com/view.php?date=2008-07-09 UnSoundEffect]]'' The dwarfs seem to think otherwise. Earlier than that, Luna nails Sigfried [[http://www.dominic-deegan.com/view.php?date=2002-07-31 right in the "knighthood."]] Ouch.
34	** That first one achieve a huge meme among the snarkdom.
35	** Well, Sigfried '''DID''' comment badly about [[BerserkButton her dental problem]]. DudeNotFunny.
36	* ''Webcomic/TheGreenAvenger'' has a character named [[NamesToRunAwayFromReallyFast Lady Groincrush]], who uses this as her usual attack.
37	* This is the only thing the [[http://kris-wilson.deviantart.com/art/Vest-125563309 bulletproof Speedo]] can protect cops against in ''Webcomic/CyanideAndHappiness''.
38	* In one ''Webcomic/PennyArcade'' strip, Gabe ends up downloading a patch for ''VideoGame/{{Tribes}} 2'' that ends with an OK button and the message "Click OK to be kicked in the beanbag". After debating between his love for the game and his genitals, he presses the button and [[http://www.penny-arcade.com/comic/2001/06/18/ his computer sprouts a leg and kicks him]], elicting the memorable response "Right in the [[Franchise/SonicTheHedgehog Mean Bean Machine!]]"
39	* When the ''Webcomic/FullFrontalNerdity'' group plays ''TabletopGame/{{Deadlands}}'', Lewis' character ends up [[http://ffn.nodwick.com/?p=365 gelded]] by a zombie.
40	** A later story arc had the group playing [[TabletopGame/CallOfCthulhu Miskatonic University]] fraternity members. The big rugby game between Miskatonic and Innsmouth turns into a battle between their entity-possessed mascots, until Nelson gets their mascot to perform [[http://ffn.nodwick.com/?p=1634 "the Omega Non-Euclidia Pledge Punisher"]].
41	---> C'mon! You want role-playing, this is us thinking like 1920's frat boys!
42	* Adam [[http://agameoffools.com/comic_111.html attempts]] one on Gloog in ''[[http://www.agameoffools.com A Game of Fools]]'', but due to the latter's BizarreAlienBiology it isn't particularly successful.
43	* In ''Webcomic/CarryOn'', a sheep couple send their three lambs to school. The mom starts feeling the "Empty-Nest" reaction, [[http://www.hirezfox.com/km/co/co1024/comics/co20110425L.jpg but husband gets nearly neutered on the suggestion of having more kids]]!
44	-->''Bash:'' You're the one who brought it up!
45	* Webcomic/{{Asperchu}} receives one of these in his titular webcomic.
46	* ''Webcomic/CaseyAndAndy''. Casey picks on a short alien with a single eye on a stalk. The alien retaliates. Casey spends the rest of the day watching ''Film/IndependenceDay''. On the other hand, when Quantum Cop catches the aliens and they give him the Groin Attack, he's wearing a cup. And he writes them a citation, since he happens to know ''their'' legal system too.
47	* ''Webcomic/PokemonX'' had this [[http://pokemonx.comicgenesis.com/d/20040611.html as one of the most popular comics]]. [[LampshadeHanging Lampshading]] ''Zelda'''s "ItemGet" sequence in the process probably helped.
48	** It also led to the development of a group known as People for the Ethical Treatment of Brendan's Nuts (PETBN) on the comic's forums.
49	* Knocked out early in ''Webcomic/AnsemRetort'', where Sora kicked Riku in the nuts to see if he could still feel it after being cut in half...and then did it again cause he forgot about it.
50	-->'''Riku:''' SCREW YOU AND SCREW YOUR AMNESIA!
51	* Yuki of ''Webcomic/MenageA3'' is the daughter of a mangaka who [[AbusiveParents neglectfully]] exposed her to his tentacle porn work at a young age. [[FreudianExcuse As a result]], whenever she sees or feels a man's penis, her mind registers it as a set of threatening tentacles, usually causing her to [[BerserkButton go temporarily insane]], scream "[[PreAssKickingOneLiner TENTACLLLLES!]]" and kick the unfortunate fellow in the groin. She has even gone on extended cross-town groin-kicking rampages when particularly upset. Therapy is slowly resolving this problem, but she's not safe yet.
52	* In ''Webcomic/UserFriendly'', there is a "Forced-Feedback Enemy-Denial Smackdown Ergonomic Gaming Chair", which features a boxing glove on a stick aimed at the face for when your character is gibbed, and a metal, spike-knuckled gauntlet on a hydraulic ram positioned directly over the crotch for when your character is killed by Quad Damage.
53	* In ''Webcomic/BridgettesBelly'', DrillSergeantNasty-type camp counselor comes to take Bridgette to FatCamp. As the girl was correcting him about her last name, [[http://bridgette.comicgenesis.com/d/20041129.html he slaps her suitcase]] [[TooDumbToLive out of her hands]]. Bea, the girl's giraffe ParentalSubstitute, threatens him of this as she hoists him up by the collar, and giving a DeathGlare at the '''''same time''''' in French:
54	-->'''Bea:''' [[DeathGlare Look at me]]! [[BerserkButton If you ever pull]] [[TemptingFate that shit again]], [[MamaBear I'll pull out]] [[http://bridgette.comicgenesis.com/d/20041130.html your vas deferens and use them for bowstrings]]!! Got it?!
55	* In ''Autobot Burnout's Funnies'' (a photocomic on ''Transformers World 2005''), a recent (as of February 3rd, 2011) arc has Battle Ravage defeat the Fallen this way, using his (Ravage's) [[EveryoneCanSeeIt girlfriend]] [[Toys/BusouShinki Tigris]]' [[{{BFS}} Buster Sword]]. As a result, The Fallen ends up with a censor bar over his [[UnusualEuphemism gearbox]].
56	* In ''Webcomic/{{Homestuck}}'', a newly undead Kanaya ''kicks Gamzee in the crotch so hard it knocks him out of his shoes and off a cliff.'' [[http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=005424 HONK!]]
57	** Later repeated with [[{{Yandere}} Trickster!Jane]] on Jake, once again knocking his EyeGlasses off.
58	* Sally decides to try this on Jango Fett in ''Webcomic/DarthsAndDroids'' after the fire from his flamethrower goes around Mace Windu's lightsaber. [[http://www.darthsanddroids.net/episodes/0371.html I kick him where it hurts!]]
59	* Female Example: Nosh delivers one to Sanny after the latter strikes a nerve in the stalled-out webcomic ''[[http://www.theduckwebcomics.com/For_Your_Eyes_Only/5068641/ For Your Eyes Only]]''. Ben then mentions how the trope normally applies to girls as Sanny writhes in pain.
60	* In ''Webcomic/BeyondTheCanopy'', young Glenn punches a much larger bully, Thistle, right in the acorns. When Glenn meets Thistle again some years later, he's wearing an armored codpiece to prevent further injury to that region.
61	* In the ''Sister, Sister'' arc of Webcomic/ElfBlood, Fliss delivers one to the female Death Elf punk. It has no effect, much to Fliss' protest: She's been kicked there before and it REALLY hurt.
62	* ''Webcomic/{{Greg}}'' takes one in the family jewels as he gets mistaken for a stalker. He's down for the count.
63	* In ''Webcomic/SanThreeKingdomsComic'', this is the ultimate attack that Zhuge Liang refuses to learn from his teacher. Same goes to Sima Yi.
64	** Also in the ''Ask Cao Cao'' segment, Cao Cao got hit on the groin while playing tennis with Cao Ren, resulting him to order Cao Ren's castration and starting a long line of RunningGag of "Let me goooo I'm still virgin..."
65	** Huang Zhong joins Shu by giving Zhuge Liang a RapidFireFisticuffs on the latter's groin, complete with [[Manga/JoJosBizarreAdventure "MUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDA!" and "WRRRRRYYYYY!!!!"]]
66	* In [[http://tsoalr.com/?p=42 this]] early ''WebComic/TurnSignalsOnALandRaider'' strip, a Bloodthirster takes a 6-pound shell right in his Chaos No-Longer-Undivided.
67	* In ''Webcomic/{{The Meek}}'', Pinter tells Angora that she can repel molesters by giving them "[[http://www.meekcomic.com/2009/04/18/chapter-1-page-19/ a kick in the clams]]". Not long afterwards, [[http://www.meekcomic.com/2009/07/01/chapter-1-page-40/ she follows his advice,]] in a rather unusual fashion. (Due to Angora being the InnocentFanserviceGirl, both links somewhat NSFW.)
68	* In ''Webcomic/SchlockMercenary'', an ore freighter's captain is praised for taking out a warship with just "rocks, ramming and [[BrassBalls balls of steel]]". He proceeds to clarify he had lost that last part of his "inventory" in a long-ago war.
69	* ''WebComic/MuhPhoenix'': Both ComicBook/IronMan and [[ComicBook/TheMightyThor Thor]] somehow managed to do this to the Phoenix Force.
70	* In ''Webcomic/LuminaryChildren'', [[AlphaBitch Lyzza]] does this to Rick.
71	-->'''Rick''': I'm sorry, please don't castrate me!
72	* ''WebComic/GirlGenius'': Martellus (Tweedle) is tough, but when Agatha [[http://www.girlgeniusonline.com/comic.php?date=20141222#.VJrv9V4AQ administers]] one to him, he gets the message.
73	* In ''Webcomic/FreeSpirit2014'', Winnie arranges for [[http://www.platypuscomix.net/freespirit/index.php?issue=9&page=13 the Crotch-Kick Fairy]] to strike Robb a few times, the first time as punishment for trying to steal someone else's girlfriend.
74	* In ''Webcomic/{{Godslave}}'', the fight between Edith and Turner opens with her kicking him where it hurts to make room for her escape. The pained expression on his face really says it all.
75	* A RunningGag in ''Webcomic/VenusEnvy'' is the UsefulNotes/{{trans\|gender}} girl protagonist Zoe getting hit in her crotch. At least once this was combined with a BreastAttack.
76	* In ''WebComic/ExistentialComics'', [[http://existentialcomics.com/comic/275 "The Vienna Circle Solves Humor"]], Wittgenstein proves that some things would still be funny if language was free of ambiguities by kicking Carnap in the balls.
77	* In ''Webcomic/BoyAndDog'', Murphy jumps on Rowan's dad's crotch, with the UnsoundEffect "NUTS".
78	* In ''Webcomic/KevinAndKell'', [[https://www.kevinandkell.com/2019/kk1102.html Bruno gets whomped]] when his daughter Carla (a chameleon) grabs a rock with her tongue, moving it to get at bugs underneath, then it flies back over her head and into Daddy.
79	* ''Webcomic/YetAnotherFantasyGamerComic'': On meeting Clover Firelight for the first time, Glon gets [[http://yafgc.net/comic/0120-big-big-biig-mistake/ a first-hand demonstration]] of how a halfling can be in a combat unit... with a punch to the groin.
80	* ''Webcomic/ToLoveYourEnemy'': After she realizes her boyfriend is a douche, Yeonsee kicks him in the groin.
81	* ''Webcomic/DICETheCubeThatChangesEverything'': In chapter 61 Dongtae awkwardly lands on Mio. She awaits what he's going to do next, but he just hangs for too long and she knees Dongtae in his dongtaes.
82	* [[https://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Webcomic/LasLindas Las Lindas]]: Twice, on Miles (and most likely won't be the last time this happens to him):
83	** Early on in [[https://laslindas.kemono.cafe/comic/ll0022/ Comic 22]] Mora shows Miles that she likes boiled eggs to go with her tea, by '''by dumping a scalding hot cup of the stuff onto his groin'''.
84	** In [[https://laslindas.kemono.cafe/comic/ll0194/ Comic 194]] during her quest to find where her birthday gifts are, she "gifts" Miles the lesson of never staying between a girl and his presents by kneeing him in the groin, leaving him on his knees. Luckily it was Sarah and not her sister doing the kneeing, [[https://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/CripplingCastration or else it would REALLY be the last time it happens to him.]]
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88	* BLU Scout tries this against [[spoiler:Rojo]] in [[http://tf2.skyscrapersoup.com/?p=235 this page]] of ''Webcomic/CuantaVida''. Unfortunately, it gets worse. Much, much, worse.
89	* ''WebComic/DragonBallMultiverse'': Dodoria's killing of a Saiyan in [[http://www.dragonball-multiverse.com/en/page-448.html page 448]]. WordOfGod says he actually hit him in the abdomen. Believe what you want.
90	* Dr. Bowman, in the July 28, 2014 strip of ''Webcomic/{{Freefall}}'', mentions that in the past he took a sharpened plastic spoon and neutered himself after seeing what testosterone-fueled aggression was doing with other {{Uplifted Animal}}s, which ultimately led to their deaths at age 40. Florence asks him if they can skip the details of the procedure, and move on to her next question for him.
91	* In ''Webcomic/ElGoonishShive'', Sarah delivers a [[http://www.egscomics.com/?date=2003-10-27 very impressive]] kick to Hedge's groin. While it does hurt him, it mostly seems to make him angry.
92	* Castration is a common threat in ''Webcomic/{{Furmentation}}''; this by no means reduces the [[{{Pun}} impact]].
93	* A rare female version happens in ''Webcomic/FurryFightChronicles'' due to the comic focusing on female pro-wrestling. The first chapter has Roora pick up Fenny and slam her groin first into her knee.
94	* ''Webcomic/{{Jack\|DavidHopkins}}'' has numerous examples:
95	** [[http://www.pholph.com/strip.php?id=5&sid=889 "Skinless Friday"]] is one of the regular punishments visited on Drip
96	** Jack used scythes borrowed from Central to cut off Drip's testicles, in the arc "Saving Arloest."
97	** When Drip is regenerated... they left out a piece. He later tried to get it back... or rather, a replacement. [[spoiler:Brian's, to be specific.]] "Fox eating rooster" indeed.
98	** Megan delivers the mother of all groin attacks, with a sledgehammer, to [[spoiler:Fiver after he rapes her. Visible cords are involved.]]
99	* In ''Webcomic/ThistilMistilKistil'', after being drugged and dragged toward HumanSacrifice, [[http://tmkcomic.depleti.com/comic/ch05-pg16/ Hedda resorts to this.]]
100	* ''Webcomic/{{Unsounded}}'': When Starfish is manhandling/trying to molest [[spoiler:Sette]], she ends up jamming [[ChekhovsGun a dagger she had hidden in her sleeve earlier]] deep into his crotch.
101	* In ''Webcomic/TheYoungProtectors'', Fluke has the distinction of being the only known mortal to [[http://webcomics.yaoi911.com/typ/ch5-page-29/ stab]] a {{Demon Lord\|sAndArchdevils}} in the nethers. Given that the demon is a solid [[AttackOfThe50FootWhatever 60 feet]] tall, it's more distracting than debilitating, but still...
102	* In ''Webcomic/KevinAndKell'', Kell's opening move [[https://www.kevinandkell.com/2003/kk0504.html in one fight]] [[spoiler:with ex-boyfriend Chet (a cheetah), who's doing a lousy job of impersonating Kevin (a rabbit)]] is to launch a foot straight into her attacker's groin. She quite easily wins the fight.

Context GroinAttack / WebComics