Line #36 Funny/YoungJustice


1	For the animated series, see Funny/YoungJustice2010.
2	!!Original Comics
3	* In ''Young Justice The Secret'' #1:
4	-->'''Robin''': Okay. Now, listen Impulse. I need you to go to the DEO Compound and-
5	-->'''[[TheDitz Impulse]]''': Gotcha!
6	-->''[Impulse zips off]''
7	-->'''Impulse''' (zipping back): And... um... what?
8	* And soon after:
9	-->'''Superboy''': I don't know whether we'll be that kid's teammates - or [[ParentalSubstitute his parents]]!
10	-->'''Robin''': Well, then I know which one you're gonna be!
11	-->'''Superboy''': Oh, no! It's not me! I'm not the mom! I am '''not''' the [[{{Uke}} mom]]!
12	* In ''Young Justice'' #1:
13	** Red Tornado reactivates while Impulse is pretending to surf on his body. When asked why he reactivated, he replies that the boys helped him realize he may not have lost all of his humanity. How? By making him realize how much they (and Impulse in particular) annoy him.
14	** Red Tornado has files on every superhero. [[ContinuitySnarl/{{Hawkman}} Nineteen on Hawkman alone.]]
15	** Fite n' Maad show off their badges, which unfold to reveal they're a member of ''every'' government agency.
16	* ''Young Justice'' #2:
17	** Robin and the Apokaliptan god Rip Roar having a LetHimChoose moment with the Super-Cycle. Even Impulse is confused.
18	** Impulse objecting to Superboy calling the vehicle the Super-Cycle, only for Rip Roar to reveal that's it's actual name.
19	* In an early issue of ''ComicBook/YoungJustice'', Bart Allen takes a blow to the head and thinks he's Batman. The Creator/AdamWest Series/Batman1966.
20	** Robin asks him to vibrate at high speed to become intangible. Amnesiac Impulse tries to comply... with spasms.
21	--->'''Robin''': I ask for vibration, he gives me epileptic seizures.
22	** In another issue, after ComicBook/{{Superboy}} has [[BroughtDownToNormal lost his powers]], Impulse tries to come up with creative ways to give him new powers, each having their own MythologyGag. These include [[ComicBook/SpiderMan putting a (non-radioactive) spider in his food]], [[ComicBook/CaptainAmerica putting "super-soldier syrup" in his drink]], and [[ComicBook/TheFlash dousing him in chemicals and blasting him with electricity]].
23	** {{M\|eaningfulName}}ighty [[BuxomBeautyStandard Endowed]].
24	--->'''Robin''': Wow. She's certainly got '''huge''' ...[[Film/MontyPythonAndTheHolyGrail tracts of land]].\
25	'''Impulse''': We're supposed to fight '''her?'''\
26	'''[[TheCasanova Superboy]]''': If there's a God, then yes!\
27	'''Mighty Endowed''': I see you up there, trembling in fear!\
28	'''Superboy''': This isn't fear! It's anticipation!
29	* ComicBook/{{Impulse}}, ComicBook/{{Superboy\|1994}}, and [[ComicBook/TheRay Ray]] all [[LeaningOnTheFourthWall complain about how "their" comics got canceled]]. Enter ComicBook/{{Robin\|1993}} who cheerfully asks them what they're talking about. All of them just glare at him.
30	* Issue #26 is chock full of these:
31	** Impulse accidentally picking up [[BrooklynRage Doiby's accent]]. And not even realizing that A) he's even doing it and B) ''that Doiby has an accent''.
32	** Superboy [[TemptingFate believes he doesn't need to buckle up]] thanks to his tactile telekinesis... and then he gets sent bouncing all over the ship not even two panels later, much to Lobo's enjoyment.
33	** The team discovering that the entire planet of Myrg looks like New York.
34	** The fact that '''everyone''' on Myrg [[FunetikAksent sounds like they're from Brooklyn]].
35	** At the end of the issue, another alien race called the Slag shows up and mentions that they have taken the worlds Gren has conquered since they couldn't beat them at 'the game'.
36	-->'''Superboy:''' Oh? And what "game" would that be?\
37	''(a baseball and bat drop on the ground)''\
38	'''Superboy:''' [[YouHaveGotToBeKiddingMe You're kidding.]]\
39	'''Wonder Girl:''' Okay, that's it. I'm joining the [[ComicBook/TeenTitans Titans]].[[note]]When the book gets cancelled, [[{{Foreshadowing}} she DOES end up joining the Titans.]][[/note]]
40	* While Slobo might be TheScrappy to many, his introduction is hilarious. Just when it looks like everyone has been successfully re-aged, Slobo appears on his bike, ranting about finding whoever it is that turned the "main man" into the "Top tot."
41	* Cissie's angry rant about how her former teammates picked her to be on a baseball team deciding the fate of the world due to pure nostalgia rather than getting someone who still wants to be a hero and has actual superpowers.
42	* Conner refuses to join Bart on patrol so he can watch a cheerleading tournament that his favorite actress and LustObject is at. Bart then proceeds to get into a series of humorous {{Unwanted Rescue}}s (e.g., he sees a MustacheTwirlingVillain tying a DamselInDistress to RailroadTracksOfDoom and overpowers the guy, only to realize that it's a silent film tribute festival). Then, he finds a real hostage situation...at the cheerleading competition. Bart defeats the bad guys, and the cheerleaders and actresses all swoon over him as a jealous Conner watches on TV.
43	* After it's revealed that the Super-Cycles were actually in some sort of mating ritual, Empress asks the team if they have any normal adventures involving [[TemptingFate some monstrous incarnation of evil or something.]] Cue Secret showing up to introduce the team to her new friend, Mr. [[ComicBook/{{Darkseid}} Doug Side]]. Cue OhCrap from everyone.

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